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Friday, 2 May 2014

Royal Opera? Maybe The Fat Lady Needs A "Cookie" Before She Sings!!

Monday 21st April (Week 6, Day 36)

I dreamt, one of my long, epic dreams, that seemed to go on for hours, but which I can't recall all the details of. But there were the usual themes, friends, moving home, acting, working in retail, unattainable love, from my dream love interest, lots of animals, being abroad & critics. I lazed in bed, until 10am, then had a shower. I got on my scales, my lax week hasn't done much damage, I'm still 9lb lighter than when I started 'The Cookie Diet' 5-6 weeks ago!

I had a coffee & two Maple breakfast Cookies, at 10.30am, as I got dressed. I did a bit of dusting & gardening, before the weather got overcast & cold. I had a snack Cookie, with some mineral water. At 12.30pm, I was changing to go to the gym, and as I did, I spotted that the 'On The Busses' film was on TV, so I decided to watch that first, as I'd not seen that in decades. It finished at 2pm & I was just packing my gym bag, before popping to the shop downstairs, when Cagla, from the shop downstairs, called me, on my mobile. 

She told me, that she had a male customer, who was leaving St Albans, but had mentioned me, a few times in conversation. She said he was "Really good looking & successful, traveling abroad a lot on business, and a real character & lovely to talk to" She said he'd come in & was talking about moving, then went all shy, and mentioned me, asking if I was single? Cagla said she wasn't 100% sure! but she thought I was. 

Apparently he said "How the hell is she single??" & Cagla said she replied "Junes a pretty girl, but she's also very intelligent & intelligent girls, always get left on the shelf, so end up staying single!" So apparently, he left his mobile number, with her, just incase, it turned out 'I was single!' (Waits for GLP, to now slag me off, for being 'vain & self obsessed', just for writing, what has actually, happened in my day & posting the info, given to me, second hand!) So I popped down to the shop, as I was about to do so anyway, to get a paper & a few diet cokes. 

Cagla said my admirer "Paul" was "very good looking" (Again!!) he was blonde, with his hair in a ponytail, working in something, in the media. She said he was a real character, and a lovely guy. She said, that he'd stood behind me once, when I was in the shop one time, and he asked her about me & she'd said to him, what I did & he gave her, a name of a website, to put my CV on, to get me more work. But she forgot & lost the bit of paper. He'd later asked if she'd passed it on & she lied & said she had. 

She said he looked really embarrassed, when he was asking her, if I was single. She gave me his mobile number. She'd rewrote it out, as she said, that his hands, were shaking so much, when he wrote it, that it wasn't very legible (Blimey, am I really that scary??) So I went home with my newspaper, and put the cans of coke, in my rucksack, and Paul's number in my mobile phone. I'm not looking, for a new man, in my life. But as I walked to the gym, curiosity got the better of me (Or maybe, Cagla, regularly repeating "very good looking!!" May of helped, peak that curiosity, more lol) 

So I text "Hello Paul I hear I have an admirer!?" (Short & to the point!!) he replied "Hello June! Hehehehe, you do ;) how are you all good I hope?" I replied "Not bad ta on the way to the gym" He replied "Oh good stuff, I need to go back to the gym myself. Do you go to Fitness First?" I said that I did & after a bit more chit chat, he asked me, if I'd like to meet up, in the near future? I replied "Well I have to admit I'm curious (I'm worse than a cat curiosity wise)" He replied "Lol well I'm sure you've seen me about, because my local off-licence is the same as yours (I think) Also, I think you may have caught me trying to catch your eye on Friday - I was sitting in the cafe (on the corner) & I think you were off to the gym then!" 

Hmmm..... I did go to the gym that day, which cafe on the corner? The one called 'Cafe On The Corner?' If so, I've no idea, as I'm blind as a bat, without my lenses. I saw a few blokes, sat outside 'Cafe Roma' but as he said "IN" I'm assuming, it's the former!! In which case, I haven't got a clue!!!?? I really don't, walk around, clocking potential, single guys!! Anyway it's brains, humour & personality, that captures my attention, and you can't clock that, in a glance. So I'm pretty sure, I haven't seen/noticed him about, even if he is 'Super Hot' even on a day, I had my lenses in!! 

We had a bit, of phone text banter, on my way to the gym, his banter is good (A few brownie points gained) So I'm guessing, he's a fellow air sign (Aquarius, Libra or a fellow Gemini) or possibly a fire sign (Leo, Aries or Sagittarius) But much more likely the former, most probably an Aquarian, going by, his quick Wit. I got to the gym & I had a vending cappuccino & decanted the diet cokes, into my gym drinking bottle. Before doing a set of Powerplate exercises, then 10 sets, of 10, on 40kg, on the hip adductor & the same on the hip abductor. 

Then some more exercises, on the powerplate, then 30mins, on the bike, on random setting, level 15, then 15mins on the cross trainer, on the same settings. Finishing off, with 10 sets of 10 squats, with the Swiss ball. Then I headed home, getting a Costa, soya cappuccino, en route. I got home & had a small seafood paella, followed by some salted cashews, for dinner at 770cals. 70 over, the top end, if evening meal scale. But I've more than worked off those 70 cals, in the gym. 


Paul started texting again, just as one of my fave shows, with a very complex plot (Revenge) came on!! Bad timing!!! I kept dropping hints I was trying to follow the 'Revenge' plot, but he still kept texting (A few of those, former brownie points, lost) During those texts though, I did glean a bit more about him, he's 5ft 7-8" (So short) and has shoulder length, blonde hair, tied back, plus a beard. NOPE, I can honestly say, I have definitely, NOT SEEN, a 'Very Good Looking' short, blonde guy, with a beard, around town, 100% sure!!! He seems a really nice guy though (Even if he can't seem to get, a few hints, not to text me, during Revenge) but from his description, I find it highly unlikely, I'd have any interest in him, other than making a new friend maybe, which is fine, as I'm not actively looking, for a new man, in my life. 


I'm not into beards & prefer a taller guy, than myself, when it comes to relationships, you'd have to be pretty special for me to ignore both of those things. We agreed to meet up at 'The Peahen' at 7pm, as tomorrow, is the only evening I'm free, before he moves out of the area. We seem to have a lot of films, TV shows & interests in common, which makes me more inclined to think, he's definitely an Aquarian, though I haven't asked, maybe I will tomorrow. Which is good if he is, as I have never met, an Aquarian, that I didn't like & they are always interesting, characters & Cagla said he was a "Character" so we will see, I had the last of my snack Cookies with some mineral water & went to bed around 1am.

Tuesday 22nd April (Week 6, Day 37) 

I woke at 9am, I can't wear any contact lenses now, until after my pre laser eye surgery, eye examination. It's very dark & gloomy out today, I had two cinnamon Cookies for breakfast at 9.30am after my morning wash, with a coffee to wash them down. To be honest, I'm so bored, of the repetitiveness, of the 3 sweet/sweetish Cookie flavours, especially when my tooth is savoury & NOT sweet!! They should have, some savoury flavoured Cookies, Garlic & Herb, Cheese & Tomato, Cheese & Pickle etc etc. At least with 'Slimfast', you have a choice of flavours, in shakes, soups & bars, same with the 'Cambridge Diet', even with 'The Atkins Diet' products, there is more of a variety, than just 3 flavours, in just one format!!!! Yawnsville!!! 

You can vary your one meal, yes, but the monotony of the same old, same old, the rest of the day (Especially when I don't have a sweet tooth & when, I don't, normally, buy biscuits, or Cookies, unless for guests, occasionally) is getting beyond boring!!!... Maybe Americans are cookie & sweets crazy..... I'm not!!! I dressed in my neon peach undies, grey jodhpur look leggings, grey v-necked, t-shirt, with my white, Reebok, Easytone, trainers. I had another snack Cookie at 11.30am with another coffee & popped out to my letting agent, to pay my rent, then to the post office, to post Simon, his iPhone charger lead, he left at mine the other week. 

Then I bought a Sun newspaper & when to the gym, from 12.30pm until 1.30pm doing 30mins on the bike, 15mins on the stepper & 15mins doing exercises on the powerplate. I had another snack Cookie at 1.30pm, with a vending machine cappuccino from the gym. Then I went to 'Beauty Secret' & had a 'Bailine' session on my thighs & love handles at 2pm. I had a black coffee & chat with Yalda after, she said I looked very brown, I said that was probably due, to the neon undies, then around 3.15pm I went to get my nails manicured & painted, the same as before (for continuity) having two lunch Cookies at 3.30pm, as my nails were being done. 

On the way home, around 4.45pm, I had a look around Reiss, a few nice bits but nothing outstanding!! I got home at around 5.30pm, and had a shower, as I was meeting my admirer Paul, in 'The Peahen' at 7pm. I decided to wear a dress, as I've been in jeans a lot lately, so wore my grey/white/black leopard print one (below) with black heels.



I washed & dried hair & pulled it back, with a straight, faux, ponytail, hairpiece. Did my make-up, then pulled on my khaki, leather, trench coat & grabbed my Versace umbrella, as it looked, set to pour down, any moment & I set off, to 'The Peahen' at 6.45pm. Paul text me asking what I wanted to drink, just as I was across the road, from the bar. I said "A vodka & slimline, with a slice of lime, please, thank you!" I spotted Paul straight away, despite being blind as a bat, without my lenses, thanks to him texting me, what he was wearing & where he was sat. 

Paul was a nice guy, really chatty & loads in common & interesting too, and as I expected, he WAS an Aquarian. But unlike, with most Aquarians, I felt no chemistry at all, so even if I was looking for a new man, it would still of been a no to romance. Paul had a nice, friendly, smiley face, but unlike Cagla I'd not describe him as "VERY GOOD LOOKING". Not that looks are everything, brains, personality & humour is more important, and he certainly wasn't unattractive, there just wasn't any spark. 

Maybe the fact he was obviously nervous, and because he also apologised, unnecessarily a lot, it dampened any chance of a spark. I have no problem, dating a guy lacking in confidence, as long as he can put on a good front! We liked a lot of the same bands, TV shows & films, he wasn't in the media, he's in IT & does some IT work for media company's. Hungry as I'd not had dinner, I had a grilled veg & Haloumi sandwich (No idea of cals, but must be under 700) & he had the same, another thing in common, we both love Haloumi. We chatted until around 11pm, I had 3 vodka Slimline's in total, during that time, then he walked me back home, as he lives just across the road. Then it was back home & get some rest for my audition tomorrow. I had a decaf coffee, with the last of my Cookies, before hitting the sack!!

Wednesday 23rd April (Week 6, Day 38) 

I woke at 8am & jumped in the shower, I have an audition with the Royal Opera, at 'The Royal Opera House', today, at 5pm. So I went to the gym early, and did my usual routine, having a coffee & two chocolate Cookies, for breakfast at 9am, before I set off. Then my snack Cookie at 11am, in the gym. I got home at 1pm, and had my other snack Cookie, with a decaf diet coke. Then I jumped into the shower, for the 2nd time today, then changed into my audition outfit. Which consisted of, my grey, jodhpur look, leggings, a white vest top, and a navy, tie front, dance top (below) plus my white Reebok trainers, as my agent said, to wear something, comfortable to move in, as there will be some improv, within the audition. 



I had two chocolate Cookies for lunch at 3pm. I tied hair back & added a straight faux ponytail. Just after that one of my agents, said I wasn't needed for the 3rd day of filming on the drama series, as I've been heavily featured on the 1st two days. I shoved my cookies & essentials in my bag, and pulled on my metallic blue, Betty Barclay, puffa jacket, and headed out to the station. 

I got the train to Kings Cross texting a few close friends, saying to keep their fingers crossed for me & once at Kings Cross, I got the tube to Covent Garden & went in the stage door, to wait to audition. I was up against, 43 other women, for the role, many of whom, were dressed in character, for the part, unlike myself. I had my evening snack Cookie at 5pm. Then we were ushered into our audition. There were 4 people watching our audition & we finished at 6.50pm. So how did I do? Well I'll keep you guessing for now. 


Tired I headed back to Kings Cross, and got a tuna melt, panini from 'Starbucks', plus a large, decaf, soya, cappuccino, which I had with a pack of cashews, to give me an energy boost (794 cals, 94 over, but I've done lots of walking, dancing & exercise today!!) I checked my Facebook & Twitter for messages, while on the train home. No good luck, texts today, from my brother or sister, who I'd told, that I was auditioning at the 'Royal Opera' today, not sure they have any faith, that I have any chance, with such a big audition. Watched TV & had my two snack cookies, as I did, before going to bed. 

Thursday 24th April (Week 6, Day 39)

I woke, with a massive migraine, at 10am, it was really bad, I took some migraine pain killers, then eventually, went back to sleep until 1pm, when I woke feeling a bit better, but still with a migraine hangover. Just as well I don't have to film today after all!! Not sure if it's down to the stormy weather? The tension of yesterday's audition? Or built up stress in general?? I put on some sunglasses & checked my emails, Facebook, and Twitter I had lots of messages from my SA pals still working on the drama series today, saying where was I? And that they really missed me & filming wasn't the same, without me being there!! Which was very, very, sweet, of them all, I was really touched at their sincerity! 

I had 3 maple Cookies for breakfast at 1.30pm with a decaf coffee. Then had a shower & changed into my turquoise jeans, gladiator sandals, plus white vest & yesterdays navy rehearsal top (washed & dryed) then I popped to the shops, in my Betty Barclay, puffa jacket, still wearing my sunglasses, as my eyes were still sensitive, from my migraine.



Shopping done, I popped into J.K Palmers for a tuna melt, jacket potato, for lunch, at 3.30pm to send my migraine, hangover, packing!! Very tasty it was too & excellent service as always. 537 cals, near the lower end of meals. Then it was back home (Getting a soya cappuccino en route) & a bit of housework & laundry. At 5.30pm I had 3 maple Cookies for dinner. I watched 'Millionaire Matchmaker' which had the gay son & heir of the founder of 'The Cookie Diet' on it, what a vile, cold, unattractive, little queen he was!! Then I watched 'Home & Away' & 'Dinner Date' I had my last 3 maple cookies, at 7.30pm, when I was still shattered & wiped out, due to this mornings, migraine. By 9pm I was shattered & went to bed.

Friday 25th April (Week 6, Day 40)

I had an odd dream, where one of my agents, was trying to convince me, to make a porn film, with some model guy, with a huge penis, and I was fuming & having none of it!! And I woke up laughing & thinking "What the bloody hell was that all about???" Today is yet another bleak, grey, dismal, day!! A contrast to last weeks sunshine!! I had a cup of coffee & two cinnamon Cookies at 9am, I had a bath & wore a red, 'La Sensa' underwear set, under my dark skinny jeans & grey tiger print, t-shirt. 

I had my snack cookies at 11am & 1pm. I popped to the shop, and got a newspaper & caught up with the news. Then did some laundry before having a snack cookie at 3pm & heading to Beauty Secret, for a 'Bailine' session, on my torso. Yalda said, that she liked my underwear set. I played Heart radio on my iPad mini, during my session, then some 'Tarkan & Despina Vandi' & Yalda & Raha came in & laughed, that I was jiggling to the music, while laid down, being zapped. They said that I gave them energy, with my energy. I had a black coffee & chat with Yalda after, as the lovely Raha, had already gone home.



After that, hungry, I popped to J.K Palmers again, for another tuna melt jacket potato & cappuccino 514 cals. As I craved cheese & savoury things, at the moment, as I'm so sick of the sweetness of the Cookies. They really need to introduce, some savoury options, for the UK, if cookies are the sole product if this diet!! The best are the Maple ones (above) but I'm getting sick of their sweetness, the chocolate ones, are like chocolate brownies, but I've never been a fan of, or bought chocolate brownies, and the cinnamon ones are blahhh OK. But I crave salty, savoury flavours on this diet, more than ever, even pastry items, which I normally don't buy!! 

Also I'm sick of thinking of food & time... Is it 2hrs yet?  Is it another 2hrs? is it time to eat real food next? I've never thought as much about food, as I have on this diet! Normally I never give food a second thought, until I get peckish/hungry!! Now I'm thinking about it every two soddin hours!! I went home & watched 'Home & Away' & 'Dinner Date' having my snack Cookie at 7pm. I did a bit of job/audition searching online & some blogging. I watched 'Agents of SHIELD' & had my 2 dinner Cookies at 9pm, with a coffee. I saw an old flame on TV, while watching BBC1, 16yrs on he hasn't changed at all, personality wise, just got some grey, in his hair, nice guy. I had my last snack Cookie at 11pm & went to bed, as I have to be in London, to help out a friend, by being a gangland bitch, posing as a police woman, in his trailer taster, for a independent film, he's making. 

Saturday 26th April (Week 6, Day 41)

I still couldn't sleep & didn't fall asleep, until after 6am & woke, when the alarm went off at 7am. Damn!! I had a bath & forced down 2 brownie Cookies, with a coffee, they are getting so boring & hard to face. I'd love a delivery of new flavours (Preferably savoury) to arrive!! I dried my hair & did it in a ponytail & had natural makeup, to go with my French manicure nails (below) to look policewoman like, even though, I'm fake fuzz, in it! I pulled on my dark blue, skinny jeans, and electric blue, t-shirt, plus my white trainers. 



Then grabbed my black studded shopper & puffa jacket & headed to the train station at 9.30am, buying a newspaper en route. I got off at Farringdon & got the Circle Line, to Liverpool Street, then the Central line, to Gants Hill. I met my partner in crime, Sarah Dorcette, outside The Valentine Pub, at 11.30am & we waited for our lift, to the house, our scene was being shot at. There were a few men I knew, playing gangsters & hoods, already there. 

Sarah & I went upstairs to change into our faux police woman attire. The white shirt was fine, as was the reflective jacket, but the black trousers, were a 44" waist!!! Errrr my hips are 39" my waist  29" so they had to be gaffer taped at the back then a belt put on. As I could step into them, and pull them up, when they were done up & if I let go, they fell to the floor. Then a belt & handcuffs were added. 

We only had a short scene to do, the female victim, opening the door to us, thinking we are police & an interior scene, menacing & chloroforming the victim. So we sat in the lounge until it was our time to shoot. We did our two scenes in a matter of minutes & then we had lunch. Lunch was two, tuna salad, sandwiches (no mayo) vinegar & sea salt crisps & an alcohol free, Becks (blue) beer 728 cals. Then we got changed, and were told we could keep our entire uniform, to thank us for our time, which was nice of Angus. The lead actors asked if we'd be back again soon, as they really liked Sarah & I, and said we brought life to the set. The lead female (our victim) said we were so convincingly menacing (below) she was both scared, and yet wanted to laugh, at the same time.



We were given a lift, by an Indian guy, connected to the film, he took me to Kings Cross & then continued on to Swiss Cottage, where Sarah had an audition. I got a Starbucks soya cappuccino & got the train back home. Once home I changed into my gym gear & did my usual session in the gym, plus some palates. 

I went home & watched 'Britains Got Talent' then had two chocolate brownie cookies, for dinner with a diet decaf coke. Then I watched 'Amazing Greys' as I'd been asked by production, if I'd like to go on it? So I was keen to see if I'd missed out?? I hadn't, what a borefest, the biggest challenge of the show, was the viewers not turning over, I'd imagine!! Then I watched 'NCIS' on +1 before going to bed, shattered due to only 1hr or less sleep last night. I only had 6 Cookies today, couldn't face the other 3... Bored of them!! 

Sunday 27th April (Week 6, Day 42)

I woke at 10am, due to a noisy hairdressers downstairs. I had a crazy dream, where I was at a society do, connected to work. I had my own personal stylist/dresser, who said they were going to dye my fringe a different colour & add hairpieces/extensions, I was curious as to how it was going to look, and whether she would bleach my fringe white, dye it brown or black or a colour, such as pink, blue or red? Or if the hairpieces/extensions would be blonde or coloured too? 

My costume was made in pink & white gingham, but it can't recall how it looked, now on writing this. The event was soon to beguin & I couldn't find my stylist, to do my hair & I was running round in circles, trying to find her. I woke while I was still searching for her, so I never got to see this hair creation. Don't know what that dream was all about, maybe I had my theatre performance on my mind, or maybe the noisy hairdressers, encroached my dream!!?? 


I ran a bath & jumped it once it filled at 11am. Then dry brushed & moisturised myself, before slipping on, my white underwear, diamanté trimmed, skinny jeans & long sleeved, grey, v-necked, t-shirt & black, gladiator sandals. I grabbed, my metallic blue, Betty Barclay, puffa jacket & black studded shopper & bought a Sunday paper, en route, to J K Palmers. Once there I had a all day breakfast for brunch, washed down with a cappuccino (701cals) as I have discovered, that I stay less hungry, on this "Cookie Diet" if I eat breakfast, or lunch, as my main meal. 


The veggie breakfasts, with Haloumi, are scrumptious & all my male friends, would enjoy, the huge, full English breakfasts, as much as Simon does. It felt odd, having Sunday breakfast, in J K Palmers, without him. I read some of my newspaper, as I finished my cappuccino & then paid & left. On the way home I called into a boutique I'd not noticed before called "Cheska" it had some lovely classic, ladies that lunch, pieces in there. But they also had fussy, frumpy, gaudy stuff, that I could only imagine a fat public school, governess wearing!! Not as nice as "Husen Moda" on Friday!! 


I bought a Costa, soya, cappuccino, en route home, then once I got home & I watched, the online film "Super Juice Me" by the juice master, Jason Vale (Who really reminds me, of my friend, Ian Port) I'd love to go, on a 2 or 4 week, juicing holiday, at his juicing retreat in Portugal. To really kick start, my return to health. Thirsty, I had a cranberry & blackcurrant juice, blended with ice in a blender. I wasn't hungry until around 8pm, when I had a diet coke & 2 Chocolate Cookies for dinner. (My 1st Cookies of the day!) While watching the film "Fast Girls" I had another two, at 10pm & another three, at midnight, with more ice blended juice. Then I did some audition applications & job applications until 2am. Then it was lights out!! So 7 cookies today couldn't face the last 2, I'm bored of the same 3 flavours week after week!! 

Sunday, 20 April 2014

Windsor & Cookie Diets..... Which Is Murder??

Monday 14th April (Week 5, Day 29)

I woke, at the start, of a new week, at 8am, I had a meeting to go to, so I jumped in the shower, my eyes are red raw, due to having my contact lenses in, all day, to try spot, my pals, running in the London Marathon, yesterday. I shouldn't off bothered, I never spotted a single one!! Role on laser surgery, no more sore eyes then. So as well as jeans & dark blue t-shirt, I wore dark blue, sandals & sunglasses, to shield & hide my manky eyes (sexy!!) I had two chocolate Cookies for breakfast at 8.30am, then went to my meeting at 9.30am. I had a call asking if I was free for 3 days for a drama series, filming in Windsor, knowing a friend wanted more work with them, I said I was free, but only if they could also cast my friend (If he's free) as he's local & we could car share, plus share petrol costs, making travel easier for me & travel costs, cheaper for us both!! 

After the meeting, I got a takeaway cappuccino, to go with my two snack Cookies, at 12.30pm, and headed home with todays paper. At 2pm I went to Beauty Secret, for another Bailine session, Yalda, said she had heard, that Simon had come in, on Saturday & that he was very handsome. Today it was time to do my torso again!! I had my 3 tone, dip dye, lilac underwear set on & Yalda said it was very pretty & I looked very brown. We had a chat, over a black coffee, after & as we did, I followed her new Beauty Secret, account, on Twitter @yalda1360 they are a lovely bunch of girls, so I hope they do well. 

I had my 2 lunch Cookies, 45min late at 3.15pm & did 30mins on the cycle & 30mins on the stepper, in the gym, then headed home. Having not heard from my friend, by 4.30pm, I text him, to see if the drama series, had contacted him? And if so, if he was free on those dates? He replied to me shortly after saying "I said yes, then realised, I'm not!!" Awe what a shame, that would have been a right laugh!! Oh well, that's showbusiness!! 

Hungry I had a snack Cookie at 5pm, I applied to a few auditions, and chatted to some friends on Facebook & Twitter, after checking, my emails. By 7pm I was ravenous, I'd of eaten my own leg & for a piscaterian that's saying something!!! The 1st 3 days, are meant to be the worse on this diet, but today, it's absolute murder, I'm so hungry!!! I could almost eat meat I'm so hungry!! So I had dinner, plum tomato & mascarpone soup, plus two slices of soya & linseed bread!! 702 cals, But by 8pm I was still gagging for food, so I had the 2 remaining snack Cookies. By 9pm, I was still feeling famished, so I had two more slices of soya & linseed bread (No spread) plus my can of K cider, that has sat in the fridge, for days!! A total of 500cals (oops!!) eventually my stomach stopped growling. I watched some TV & tried to finish, last weeks blog, going to bed at 2am.

Tuesday 15th April (Week 5, Day 30)

I had a lay-in until 10am, it's another bright sunny day out, will do a bit a spot of weeding later. I got on the scales, after my bit of a blowout weekend with Simon, and was surprised to see I've lost more weight, 9lb in total, according to my scales!! I had a wash, and had two, breakfast, maple Cookies, with a coffee. Still waiting for a call time, for a drama series tomorrow. A fellow SA from Hemel, Felicity, is picking me up, and we are going on to Windsor together. Now we have to await call time & costume. 

I finished off last weeks blog & posted it. I had more Cookies at noon, then did a bit of weeding. Then I did a couple of classes in the gym. I had my lunch cookies at 2pm & another snack one at 4pm. In a complete change to normal, I was constantly on the loo today.... It's like I'd been slipped an ALLI capsule!! I got a newspaper & a few bits, from my local shop. I then had a call on my mobile, from a top agent, who was putting me forward, for a part I'd love, with The Royal Opera!!! I'm auditioning for them next Wednesday, he said with my personality, he thinks I'll blow them away & get the role. The rehearsals will be, for a few weeks in May!! I hope the rehearsals, if I get it, don't clash with my laser eye surgery date, as I'd love this opportunity!!! 

My friends Martin & Terry, told me, that they too, were offered, the same dates, on the drama series as me, but neither could do Thursday. Both said to me, that they were gutted, not to be working with me, as they miss me, as we always have a laugh. Terry said to demand to be on his ward, on Holby City soon, as it's been absolutely ages, since I've worked with him, on there. 

Renny messaged me, laughing about my mention of him, in last weeks blog. He asked me, when I'd be able to fit him in, for a St Albans visit? I said when my life gets less audition manic! He said he needs to, get with more agents, as it's been too long since we last worked together, I said that I'd put a good word in for him!! "Cookie Diet's" fellow Guinea Pig, Julie, messaged me, saying she liked last weeks blog (Unlike my hater GLP!!) Wardrobe called & the costume brief, was muted summer colours. I can do that no problem (lucky that I changed my winter wardrobe, over to a spring/summer wardrobe, so finding apt stuff is easy!!) 


At 7pm I had a Birdseye, prawn curry (Note to Birdseye, your prawn curry is 90% rice 7% sauce & 3% prawns!!) But it still managed, to somehow sate my hunger, along with two slices of soya & linseed bread!! At 8pm I had a diet coke & a snack Cookie, watching 'CSI' then 'The Mentalist' before a earlyish night, going to bed at 10.30pm

Wednesday 16th April (Week 5, Day 31)

I am not sure, if I actually slept last night, or if I'd just rested, when the alarm went off at 4.30am? But if I did, it was only briefly!! I got ready for the day, washed & dried hair (dryer fused) and was ready with alternative costume choices all packed. At 5.45am Felicity arrived & we drove to Windsor to set. I realised, as we drove to the location, that as Felicity was 15mins early, in my hurry to leave I'd forgotten my cookies!!! Oops!! So full cooked set breakfast it was. Then it was costume checks, they chose from my selection what they wanted for me & I changed in one of the SA trailers. It was meant to be a hot day, but at 7am to 9am it was bitter cold out & I wished I'd brought my puffa jacket!! 


The set, was a lovely Windsor, Tudor Mansion (Below) which is the present setting, for a famous, American Drama, being filmed in London & around the SE. It's Ideal for a Halloween party, but with too much dark wood, inside, for my tastes. Not somewhere I'd actually, choose to live, even IF I could afford to!! I wondered how many generations, had died there? Either in their bed? Or by accident? Or other means, over the 500 years, that the Palmer family lived there? I wondered, if there had been any murders there? Or if it was, mainly at Windsor Castle, that people lost their heads, or were brutally murdered, in Tudor times? I also wondered, if the inhabitants, ever experienced any ghosts? 



There wasn't a huge amount, of SA people about, but I knew 85% of those, that were. The 1st & 2nd ADs, were lovely & unlike on 'other TV/Drama shows' they gave you a pep talk, before each scene, what was going to happen next, plus when you did well with your, continuity, they were very vocal & complimentary! Also a nice change!! By the afternoon it was boiling out & I was baking in my synthetic blouse, that wardrobe opted for, for me. So I opened a few buttons & caught a bit of sun.... Atul sunbathed between takes too!! (Below) 



I saw from the scene sheet, that one of the actors, on the episode, was James Lance. I've admired his comedic acting, since the 90s, when he was in 'Ab Fab' as Patsy's Toyboy, then later in things like 'Smack The Pony' I was actually in the same scenes, with him on 'The Look Of Love' a while back! I didn't see him on set today though. The sunshine, was super hot, today, it was beach & bikini weather, I hope tomorrow is the same. With no cookies on me, I had the catering lunch, of tagliatelle & ratatouille, with an ice lolly desert!! I spent a lot of my lunchtime, throwing a tennis ball, for a cute, cross eyed, collie dog. 

Then it was back to filming again, by 5pm, the temperature had dropped somewhat & it was a bit nippy, if you were sat in the shade, between takes. They brought out some sandwiches & I was good, I only had 1/4 of a cheese & pickle sandwich & a coffee, plus a orange juice. We wrapped bang on 7pm. Felicity & I drove home, after first finding a petrol station, as her car was very low on petrol. I got home, just in time to watch 'Secret Eaters' on +1 at 9pm followed by 'NCIS' also on +1 having 3 snack cinnamon Cookies, with a coffee & going to bed at 11pm. 

I met two fab SA's on set today, who I'd not met before. Mohinda (below) a really sweet, Indian lady who actually had me weeping with laughter, when she was telling me, about working as an Extra, on 'Robin Hood' when she said "I really wanted to be raped & pillaged, in the rape & pillage scene..... But nobody wanted to rape & pillage, an old Indian woman!!!" It was so unexpected, I roared with laughter!! It didn't take long after that, to find she was a right "game for a laugh ole girl" she was a sweet, little devil!! There was also a lovely blonde girl, with the most amazing jewel coloured, green eyes, called Nib, who was lovely too. The woman who owns/runs the manor house got us to sign the guest book too, which was nice!! 


Yalda, from Beauty Secret, sent me the video, of one of my favourite, Greek, dance tracks, today, which was really sweet of her, I must get the album Geia, by Despina Vandi (below) as I'm always, singing along & dancing around my flat, to it's title track!! 




Thursday 17th April (Week 5, Day 32)

I slept on & off, in a bitty, wake up every 60-90mins, type sleep!! Which made me feel, tireder, than when I had none (or next to none) yesterday!!! Knowing what I had to wear today (The same as yesterday!) meant, that getting ready, was a breeze. I was ready nice & early, for when Felicity arrived at 6am. I put my puffer jacket over my costume, as it was so cold yesterday on base, before the sun heated up!! I got in the car, to see Felicity had done the same, with a warm coat & warm boots, as the frosty/dewy grass gave her frozen feet, before the day warmed up, yesterday. 

We got to set at 6.45am, wardrobe double checked the SAs that had been on set yesterday, just to check our outfits were identical to yesterday (which of course they were) then it was another cooked breakfast (I'd left cookies at home again.... Oops) There were some more SA's today, more good SA friends I'd not worked with in ages!! Like Pam who it was great to see, plus Feih, who rushed over & hugged me, which was sweet. Another friend Alin, was also in, with his wife, Alin & I, normally just miss each other, normally we are on the same production, but always, somehow on different days!!  


I enjoyed catching up with my SA friends, then it was all off to base for today's scenes. The 1st or 2nd AD, took a group picture of us all, on Atul's phone camera (Above) The comedic actor, James Lance, was on set today. The day was fun & went fast, I was actually placed, so I got to interact with James Lance, in one scene. We had a bit of a laugh, with it, throwing in some jokey innuendo & double entendres, banter for good measure. 

It warmed up outside, as the day went on, but hazy cloud meant that, it was nowhere near as scorching hot as yesterday!! For lunch, I had fish pie, with green beans & cauliflower. Then a very yummy, naughty, banoffee pie for dessert, yum yum!! (Sorry Cookie Diet!!) Then it was back on set for more scenes, I was getting very positive feedback, from the ADs which was nice. There were lots more cute dogs, to play with & fuss over, when back outside & not needed on takes! One of the SA's was talking to actor James (Or Jimmy as the director was calling him) about his comedy role, involving pushing a piano in '2.4 Children' and asked for his autograph, which James was very accommodating, in doing.


I'd never do that, I think it's a bit cringey!! But the SA was a young lad, so being star struck, is more understandable. I chatted a bit to James, about when he played, Patsy's Toyboy, in 'Ab Fab' plus us both doing the same scenes in 'The Look Of Love' some time back, with 'David Walliams' We both agreed it was a fun shoot. The autograph getting, young SA, took a pic of me with James (above) Just as we were wrapping at 6.30pm. I was chatting to James at the time & asking if he was doing scenes, the following Thursday, wherever that would be, when a lot of the same people were back? He said he was & he wished me, a "Happy Easter" as I was heading off (to get signed off) which was nice of him. 

I'd been chatting to another lovely SA, I'd never met before called Renee, who told me, that she follows me on Twitter & loves my BLOG... Yes this one!! (Pauses, while my hater, GLP, chokes on their bile!!) She said she came across it, by accident, when trying to find two old school friends, from St Peter's school, in Belgravia & it popped up, so she read it & loved it & followed me on Twitter & now, here we were, on set together, small world ehhh!!? So once home I followed her back on Twitter & we added each other on Facebook. I got home around 8.40pm & bought a paper & some mineral water from the shop next door, then fixed myself a prawn tikka masala, for dinner, watching 'CSI & Body Of Proof' eventually going to bed, at 10pm, exhausted, back on the Cookie Diet track, tomorrow!! 

Friday 18th April, Good Friday (Week 5, Day 33)

I woke at 6am, I'd had a weird dream, I dreamt that while I slept, someone had tattooed the whole of my legs & feet, my outer legs, were tattooed, as a soldiers trousers, red with a white stripe, down the leg, with the end of a sword, scabbard, running down my thigh, on one leg, and black boots tattooed on my feet. The front of my feet were tattooed as boots, then the rest of the front of my legs, had multiple designs, like a sleeve of tattoos, I was absolutely horrified & enraged!!!! I thought "I'd rather amputate my legs, than live with these, repulsive tattoos!!" Then I fell asleep again & dreamt I was working in a supermarket & sorting out a customer with some half price fabric (Peacock blue brocade) plus another customers complaint, about their spring lamb. (My dreams are bonkers!!)

I woke at 10am, and had a wash, plus a coffee & two maple Cookies, for breakfast. I checked out some casting sites, for auditions/jobs, then I had a second coffee, as I changed for the gym! I wore grey 3/4 yoga pants & my fluorescent, coral, FCUK, t-shirt & white, Reebok, Easytone trainers. I put my hair up with a clip & applied some mascara & lipgloss then headed for the gym. 

Before I went on my way, To the gym, I popped to the shop, bought a Sun paper & two diet cokes, then I grabbed my puffa jacket & bag & headed to Fitness First, getting a small soya cappuccino from Costa Coffee en route, to have with my snack Cookie. I got in the gym, threw my bag & jacket in my locker, then filled my gym, drink bottle, with the two caffeine free diet cokes. Then I headed onto the gym floor,
I did my usual, 30 mins on the bike, some exercises on the powerplate, I had another snack Cookie, then the usual routines on the hip abductor & hip adductor, before another 30 mins on the bike & some squats (I'm concentrating on my thighs) as they are responding the least to 'The Cookie Diet' & Bailine.... 

As my hater GLP could tell you (I have been told, by my readers, who were slagging off my troll) that GLP commented on my "Flabby Thighs" on my last blog!! (Exactly what was said, by GLP, I don't know?) As my NY Resolution, this year, was to delete GLPs comments, without bothering to read them 1st, as their opinion, is irrelevant to me!! So only have a rough idea, due to messages, from my enraged readers, about GLP. They said, they thought, that GLP, was a petty, idiot & of course ANY "Before" pics in a "Diet Trial" blog, would be bound contain, some less than flattering, bulgy pictures, adding the GLP comments had been pathetically laughable. ALMOST made me wish I'd read the comment, before deleting. I had my 2 lunch Cookies at 4pm


I got back from the gym, at 5pm & chatted for a bit, online, on both Twitter & Facebook. I'd watched my best friend Candie's husband Costa & her son, Xavier, on BBC1's 'Parking Mad' via iPlayer, earlier today. At 6pm I had 2 snack Cookies, by 8pm, I was famished & had a Quorn curry, with 'Good 4U' Super Shoots, lentil pea & bean shoots & 'Tesco's Finest' tomato, olive & rosemary salad, all washed down, with a litre of mineral water, with a drop of lemon juice & Fountain (Above) in it!! I watched 'NCIS' at 9pm & at 10pm I had the last snack Cookie with more mineral water, as I watched 'Gogglebox' on plus 1, then 'NCIS LA' on Ch5 +1, which is good, but not a patch on the original NCIS. Then I ran myself a bubble bath. I had a nice soak, which eased the aches, from the gym. After I watched a bit of Supercasino as I got ready for bed & while doing a few bits online, I also had a bit of fun banter on Facebook & Twitter & texting a friend, before going to sleep some time after 3am.

Saturday 19th April (Week 5, Day 34)

I woke at 8.45am, and watched a bit of TV in bed, while I checked my Email messages, Facebook & Twitter. Then it was a shower & two chocolate breakfast Cookies with a coffee. Then I got dressed, in my turquoise jeans, lemon, v-neck, t-shirt, plus turquoise & white, Roxy Life, trainers (below) Today I have an open audition to go to in London, the weather is sunny, but there is lots of rain clouds about. So it was puffa jacket & my holdall of leggings, for the dance part of the auditions & headed off for the station. I was glad of my puffa jacket, as it may have been sunny, but it sure was COLD!!!! 


I had a snack Cookie, while on the platform at St Albans station, and my 2nd snack Cookie, as I sat awaiting to go into my 1st part of audition, which seemed to go well. There was a couple of hours until the dance part, so a few of us went to McDonalds, and feeling very hungry & needing energy for the dance half, I decided to have lunch as my main meal & save the Cookies for dinner. I ended up having 935 cals oops!! (235 cals over) Well I'll hopefully dance some of that off!! Then it was back to, a lot of sitting around, waiting to be called, for our turn, at the dance half, of the audition. 

Eventually it became my turn & it must of gone well, as I was told to stay behind, as I'd gotten through to the second part of the dance audition. More sitting around, so I had my two dinner Cookies, with a coffee at 8pm. I was called in at 9pm & did my 3rd audition of the day, then I was to go take a seat, back in the smaller waiting area. 

At 9.30pm one of the audition team, came into the room & said that all of us in that room, had made it through, to the audition short list, HURRAH!! So now it's a waiting game, to hear. So I changed out of leggings, back to my warmer jeans & headed home. I got a soya cappuccino from Costa, on the way home & got in at 11.30pm. I got changed for bed, then watched the 1st bit of Supercasino as I checked my Emails, Facebook & Twitter, then crashed out at 1am, without even having my last 3 snack Cookies. 

Sunday 20th April, Easter Sunday (Week 5, Day 35)

I woke at 10.30am, after a weird dream, I dreamt I was in Katie Prices home, helping her rearrange her lounge, as she had too many couches in it, in a mix of coloured & styles!! I also dreamt I visited a male friend had another child, and he dressed him in a mini version of his own football kit. 


Then in my dream, I went to my holiday home, in Cyprus, my friend Candie was staying with me & we had a threesome with a guy I know, my place was amazing with a huge bedroom, with a panoramic window looking over the island & sea. I was in a bar when a stunning guy said we were neighbours & he could see into my bedroom from his. I thought "OMG!!! I hope he can't see me pottering around in the nude!!"... Then I was on a plane to my other holiday home in Jamaica with one of my older sisters, Julie, my kitchen was stunning & huge, I was showing her my new kitchen stools, that I seemed very proud of..... The subconscious is a mad thing!! Talking of mad things, look at this chap, imagine him eating soup or drinking coffee in your dining room.... With a WHITE carpet!!!! 



After my wash, I got on the scales, I've not lost any more weight this week..... But I have not GAINED any either!! So I'm still 9lb down. I had a coffee & the two chocolate Cookies, not eaten yesterday, for breakfast I wore my turquoise jeans with a pale grey t-shirt & pale grey, cardigan, with pale grey, pearled collar & turquoise & white Roxy Life, trainers (above) Today is a day of a marathon watch of my "V" video's (below) with a friend!!! As there is just rubbish, on TV, over Easter, mainly!! Plus typically the Easter weather, is it's normal cold rainy self!! 

I had a snack Cookie from yesterday's leftovers, at 1.30pm with a diet coke, as we took a "V" break, to watch 'Spiderman 3'. We had a 105g of Minstrels (527 cals) each as we watched the movie (Well it's Easter & I've not had an Easter egg!!) so I skipped my 2 lunch Cookies & 2 snack Cookies. Then it was back to "V" the DVD marathon, until 7.45pm, when we stopped for some curry for dinner, 638 cals, while catching the tail end of Catchphrase & Off Their Rockers. We were about to go back, to the "V" DVD marathon, when 'Toy Story 3' came on. I'd not seen that one, so we watched it. Sweet Movie!!



 At 10pm I wandered home, with my DVDs, hungry, I didn't bother opening a cookie bag, for my 3 evening snack cookies. So I had a soya & linseed bread, super food, sandwich. I will get back on the Cookie bandwagon tomorrow! I slid this week as it is rather boring & repetitive & I'm not a fan of, same ole, same ole!! I read the Sunday paper, some EVIL American mother, killed her 4 year old son, smashing his head in, because she thought he was gay!! Because "He walked & sounded like it!!" WTF??? How butch can a bloody 4yr old boy sound? What is becoming of this world?? Meanwhile, a 65yr pensioner (But looks, much, much older) Calling himself, Roxanne, is demanding a £20K sex change on the NHS. Roxanne (below) says "Sorry guys, I know I'm pretty, but I'm a lesbian!!" No offence Roxy, but I think, that just maybe, laser eye surgery, is more urgent for you, first!!! 


I watched 'Fargo & Heat' on Ch4 +1, two good movies, on at Easter for a change. I can't wear any contact lenses next week, as I have a pre laser op, eye examination the following week. I can't wait to have normal sight, it's my birthday present to myself. I'm not going to be 50 & 50% blind!! It will be life changing, even if I will be paying instalments for a long time. I could get it done on the NHS but that could be ages & my eyes have really deteriorated, since their pneumonia damage, a few years back. Talking of NHS, that VILE piece of garbage, Josie Cunningham is in the papers again. Last time it was about her getting a boob job on the NHS after lying, she was broke & her small boobs made her DEPRESSED!! The truth was she was a prostitute, who could afford to pay for the Op herself, and wanted a boob job, to increase her clients & do glamour modelling!!! With that face??? (Below) 






Now the low budget slag, is pregnant, from one of her punters (So she is a nice, no condom, Aids/STD risk too!!! Classy!!) It now emerges, that the skank, now wants to abort the baby, to court fame, going in the Big Brother House. Is there no depths this little slut, won't sink to? She will be one of the most hated women, in the UK, long before she enters (If they are mad enough to have her, plus, that low life 'Big D' from 'Benefit Street') More exposure, will just make her further despised!!! She is beyond repulsive, I wonder if her parents are hanging their heads in shame, or if they are, the same level of scum, as her? I went to bed at 1.45am, a busy week of auditions & interviews ahead. I will try to get back on, the cookie diet, again next week, but this week, trying to stick to it was absolutely murder!

Monday, 28 May 2012

Hospitals, Work Party's, Perve's, Mentalist's & Eurovision, Must Be Summer!!

Monday 21st May, I woke at 7am, had a wash, brushed my hair, put on my deodorant, then put on my freshly dried pink PJ's & put my pink mules & freshly laundered, pink dressing gown, in my sequinned, Primark shopper, slipped on my pink fluffy socks & black Ugg style boots. I did a natural faint make-up, then headed off to the shop at 7.45am, to get my Sun paper & a Diet Coke to take with me (I'm tired of coffee & water) Then I spent some time on my laptop, as I'd got ready, far too early to be at Elstree for the 9.15am call. I should of set my alarm for 7.45am or 8am!! I slipped my 2nd, Grace Dent book, 'Diary Of A Chav: Slinging The Bling' into my bag, I then put in my headphones, turned on my pink, iPad shuffle & pulled on my long, black, military style, coat, from Primark (Or 'Primarni' as Candie & I call it!!) 



Then I ambled off to the station, saying hello to the Dwarf, city bin cleaner, on the way, who was standing near the local tanning shop 'Absolutely Fabulous' I got on the 8.43am train to Elstree & got there at 8.52am & slowly ambled to the studio's at Elstree, as I was early. I picked up my pass at security & went into the studio's. I tapped in the code, on the changing room door & hung up my coat & put my boots, cardigan, purse etc in my locker, I pulled my pink fluffy dressing gown on & slipped on my mules.




Then I took my book, paper & iPod shuffle, with me to the elevator & took it to the 6th floor, said "Hello!" to the crew & other SA's popped to the kitchen & made a coffee & said "Hello" to the two, lovely, male, contracted, extras, Terry & Dave. Who have been on the show 10-15yrs each. I asked Terry, how his gorgeous little girl was? As she'd been poorly with a cold & poor Terry hadn't got much sleep. Terry was looking more awake, so the news she was much better came as no big surprise. 


The French, Asian, SA was there, she makes me laugh. She was in a huff, as she'd misheard her call time & thought it was 8.15am & not 9.15am. So she had been on set since 7.30am oops!! She then also continued moaning, about the same old things, the crisps being too salty, there not being any fruit (But when some arrived she filled her bag, leaving none for the others.... Or so the other SA's said!!) She'd moaned there were no biscuits & she wasn't too impressed by the choices of tea either (There was 3 or 4 types, as well as about 4 herbal tea choices too) Other SA's who had liked her last week said she was doing their head in. Somebody said to her, as she was knocking back her 3rd pack of crisps "You like crisp's don't you!!" to which she replied "NO!!" there then was a stifled snigger, from some of the SA's in the room. I found her constant winging, Victor Meldrew funny, but it was really bugging, all the other SA's


I was called to do a bit of walking down a hospital corridor, then I was back to being sat with a coffee, reading the paper again. The headline was about Bee Gee, Robin Gibb, finally losing his valiant battle, against cancer. So sad, he did put up one hell of a battle bless him!! That leaves only one Bee Gee alive now from 3, and only one Gibb brother alive from 4!! Robin's twin brother Maurice, died in 2003, after complications after an operation, his kid brother Andy (Who I use to have posters of on my wall as a teen) died aged 30 of heart failure in 1988.


The Gibbs - Barry, Robin, Maurice & Andy
Plus Some Male Camel Toe!!


Today's page 3, was a 22yr stunner, from Leeds called Chloe. Talking of pretty there was a picture of Cheryl Cole, looking very pretty in a long, white, dress, with a red feather train, at the Cannes Film Festival (Not sure why she was there, as she is not an actress? As far as I know she has no cameo in any films?) But being stood on a red carpet (The same red as the feathers) she did look like the bottom half of her was missing!! (Below)




Freed, Sam Hallam, told yesterday of his agony, of losing his youth, for a murder he didn't commit & also the joy of having a bath after 7yrs 6months of showers in jail. (Personally I prefer a good power shower, alas I don't have one!!) Sam 24 said he wasn't worried, when he was wrongly arrested, aged 17yrs in 2004. As he was innocent & expected to be home, in one or two days, as he had faith in the system, plus they had no credible evidence. But he went to prison for over 7yrs, because cops didn't bother to check his mobile phone, which proved his alibi was true (Why didn't his lawyer, make sure this evidence was checked & shown in court??)


Talking of murder, the vile Lockerbie Bomber, Ali al-Megrahi has finally died of cancer, aged 58, in Tripoli, Libya, THREE YEARS after he was FREE'D from prison, after being given just THREE MONTHS to live. He was the only terrorist convicted of killing 270 with the bombing of Pan Am flight 103 over Lockerbie in 1988.




Once I read the paper I had another coffee and a banana, as some fruit had arrived (I grabbed a banana & a plumb, as last time, it was gone in seconds, like a plague of locust's had been through it) I've been constipated since Wednesday when I went back on the Co-Codamol, and for someone who normally goes at least twice a day, this medication side-effect, is not good!! So I hoped some fruit would help! I Started my 2nd Grace Dent book 'Diary Of A Chav, Slinging The Bling' after I'd finished the paper, it was quite funny. I was called out again, to walk past a ward window, in a scene. Then it was back to my book again, until it was lunch time, then it was off to the canteen. 




I had a Spanish omelette & salad & a Diet Coke, in the subsidised cafe. The cute, doll like, blonde, Essex, SA, Danielle, joined me for lunch, as did some others & the French SA. Danielle & I had been saying we'd love to be, a contract SA, like Dave & Terry. Who earn X amount, for their 6month contract a year. The French SA said that she thought, they were not paid enough. We disagreed as they were not actors & we said it was more than many people earned in a year. Also that our soldiers in Iraq, were fighting the Taliban for less a year, than the contracted SA's were paid for 6 months. 


They also have weekends off & another 6 months free, to either chill, or do whatever other work they want to do, over the free 6 months, safe in the knowledge they have already earned enough to pay their whole years rent, mortgage, bills & food bills etc!! At that the French SA stormed off, huffy that we didn't agree with her & the other SA's moaned, again that she was doing their head in today! We went back up on set after lunch & I continued with my paperback, and had a brief chat with regulars Dave & Terry. My agent called me on my mobile & asked if I could also do another day on set there tomorrow? I replied sadly I couldn't, as I was in a film tomorrow. Later I made another coffee & a pack of Walkers, French Fries, plus a plumb. 




Then I was called on my mobile again, by Cindy from InTraining & she said she would be, sending me a link, to apply for the M&S customer services job, that I was interested in. I went to the kitchen & got myself a glass of water & I saw a nurse SA (That I worked with in October) who works on floor 3 & we had a brief chat, then I continued with my book. I was 2/3 of the way through it already!! 3.30pm  hurrah at last I went to the loo (Now I can empathise with the celebs on 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here' when they have their constipation woe's chat, out in the bush!!) It was hardly the earth moving, but it's a start, maybe I will shed those gained pounds now!! For once my 'Hater' GLP can honestly say, that I'm talking shit!!




My agent called again & said could I do 'Trollied' (Above) this Thursday? I said I wished I could, but I had two heavy pencils for tomorrows film, on Wed & Thurs, but I'd know by tomorrow, if I would be needed for them? He said that would be too late, as he had to give the production company, the SA names first thing tomorrow morning (Bugger I hope these pencils do not fall through now or that's two Adverts & a TV program lost!!) 




I had a Diet Coke & finished my book (One book read, in a day at work lol!) We got to leave early today at 5pm. Dave & Terry said it was a shame I wasn't in tomorrow, I said to find me on Facebook, to keep in touch. I got my chit signed & went to the changing room, to get my stuff out of my locker, I pulled my coat over my PJ's and slipped on my, black, Ugg look boots & then I headed for the train station, after handing my pass into security. I feel very, very, tired, I think it's the pain killers, making me drowsy, but they are at least killing the pain thankfully! I got in & packed my case for tomorrow with over 10 evening/cocktail dresses & the underwear, shoes, plus accessories to go with each! Including 3 pairs of shoes, one black pair, one Silver pair & one gold pair. But I don't know what the point of us photographing & sending off our outfit choices, to the production crew, in an email was?? If they were not going to say yes to some & no to others, to save us all, ending up, bringing EVERYTHING with us!!




I watched 'Home & Away' Shattered but hungry, I made a Quorn & salad sandwich & had it with chilli Doritos & a Diet Coke. I then chilled for the rest of the evening in my bedroom & watched 'The Secret Millionaire' & 'Made In Chelsea' I do not get why the 'MIC' guys are all soppy over Kimberly (Above) The stick thin, bore, who acts like an airhead & just simpers & floats around in her designer clothes, all day, acting girly, passive & dull. It seems all you need, to be a posh catch, is a pretty-ish face, and to come from a rich family.... Yawn... No wonder rich men, have mistresses, if they all marry women, as vapid as Kimberly. Then I turned over to channel 4 & watched 'Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares' before setting my alarm for 4.45am & crashing in bed for the night at 12.15am. The thinkbox Harvey & Rabbit advert was on, a lot today, I really love that advert!!! (Calories Consumed 1,530 Good!!)


Such a Sweet Ad


Tuesday 22nd May, I woke at 5am, pain free hurrah & had a wash, then had a coffee & small porridge for breakfast, to keep me going, as although a breakfast is provided on arrival at 8am, I have no idea if it will be good, or bad, with this crew? (It so vary's from job to job) So I don't want to be left starving all day, as I don't know how early or late lunch will be either. I'd packed my case with the 10 evening & cocktail dresses, as despite the crew wanting us to email them, with our evening outfit options, by Friday. They never got back to us, about which were suitable & which were not, to save us lugging them all with us!! Also packed in the case, were several evening bags & three different shoe types, to go with the separate outfits, as well as different jewellery to go with each outfit, hair pieces & make-up, making up, one heavy case to drag. I wore my black version of the Marilyn '7 year Itch' dress did a glam make-up & put in my curly ponytail hairpiece (The others are in the case)




I put on my Ugg look boots, clipped on my iPod shuffle, put in my headphones & pulled on my long, military look, black, Primark, coat & headed out the door at 6.30am, as I have to be at base at 8am. I got my ticket & just missed the 6.48am train so, I bought a Sun paper & waited for the 7.06am train. I'm lucky today there are no changes, my train takes me directly to my destination in South London. I got on the train & settled in my seat, to read the paper. The headline is that Cancer victim, Robin Gibb, who sadly died on Sunday, wants their hit 'How Deep Is Your Love' played at his funeral. Talking of Music 'Spice Girl' Geri Halliwell has been chosen as the NEW semi/permanent Xfactor judge, to replace Kelly Rowland. 


Also in the news is the info that Vile Egyptian Abu Hamza al-Masri (Below) has changed his name by deed pole, back to Mustafa Kamal Mustafa (A new name, for us to Hate!!) You can call Shit whatever you want, but at the end of the day, it's still SHIT!!


Abu Hamza al-Masri / Mustafa Kamal Mustafa


The Olympic torch (Yawn) flame blew out in Devon on the 3rd day of the yawn-fest Olympic relay, it was attached to the side of the wheelchair of a paralympic, badminton star, called David Follett who at least deserved to be a torch bearer, unlike American, tosser Will.i.am!! (Below)


Will.i.am.a.tool


An EVIL couple, were deservedly behind bars last night, for forcing their poor 11yr son to live in a freezing, locked, 6ft by 4ft coal shed, for a YEAR!! Just because he'd raided the fridge at home! The poor, traumatised lad, only had a filthy mattress & a potty in there with him. Police & social workers swooped on the family after he was found scrabbling for scraps off food off the school floor. His Jobless parents form Blackpool will be sentenced on Monday (I hope the judge throws the book at them!!)




There was sweet a picture (Above) of beautiful, murder victim, Emily Longley 17, posing with two Dream Boy's type models. This picture is apparently, what caused her half Indian, half English, munter, scum, boyfriend, to jealously murder her, by strangulation. Wealthy arsehole, Elliot Turner 20, saw red when he saw pretty Emily's modelling assignment shots. The ugly scum told friends the snaps were 'pervy' & made her look like a 'whore' what nonsense, she looked cute and innocent, as you can see!! He arrogantly said to friends "I will kill her, I will go to prison & still be a millionaire when I come out!!" Lets hope a lifer, strangles him in there & he 'comes out, still a millionaire'...... in a box!! Tosser!!


Vile Murderer Elliot Turner, With Emily
He Looks Like Gordon Brown, Crossed With Toad, Of Toad Hall


He then told a friend of Emily's, who'd arranged the photo shoot "Stop encouraging Emily to do these shoots, it's unacceptable. I don't want Emily going out with pervy lads, or my enemies, because I will fucking kill them!!" What Enemies??? And what does he mean by 'going out with?' Doing promotions with them?? The rich munter, was paranoid that Emily was seeing men behind his back & the picture, with the bare chested waiters, convinced the nutter he was right!! He killed her in his bed, while at his parents, shortly after the snaps, advertising a cheeky topless butler service, appeared on the internet. His shameful parents, Leigh Turner 54 & Indian wife Anita 51, helped cover up the murder, by using bleach to destroy a confession note, their son had written & removed evidence.


Murderer Elliot's Shameful Parents 


Days before the killing, he told pals he planned to murder her, even asking a mate to show him a martial arts choke hold (Which he is thought to have used on her) So why isn't this pal also in the dock for aiding & abetting manslaughter???? Also why didn't these friends alert authority's re his plans to murder (Makes them as bad as him in my books!!) Was it because, he was known as 'All Talk Turner' because of his constant empty boasts? Turner & his equally scummy parents, said she had mysteriously died in her sleep, but bruising was found on her neck, and her DNA under the cocky scum's nails.




Police then bugged the family home in Bournemouth, where Elliot was taped, telling his parents his anger at Emily had been building up for months. His parents were found guilty of perverting justice, all 3 will be sentenced today. I hope they all get a long long prison sentences. Prize arsehole Elliot, revelled in his notoriety, after his arrest for murder, he bizarrely reckons his infamy will get him a hoard of new girlfriends (Yeah, but only nutters like you Elliot!!) 


Elliot Turner - "The Bitch Is Dead!" 
Does This Look Like The Face Of A Bitch To You?...
No Me Neither!!


He told a friend "Google my name!!.... Now the bitch is dead I can get any bird I want!!" I hope this lack of any remorse, for what his done will make sure the judge sends him down for a very long time & his infamy, gets his arse, constantly, roughly, rodgered, when in the prison showers!! After being let out on bail (Which I don't think the arsehole should of been allowed) A friend said "He went out drinking every night, telling people "I'm crazy stay away!!" He didn't seem remotely sorry for Emily's death. Though his dad has since showed remorse" (Maybe due to sentencing, today) His vile, Indian, mother, didn't show any & threw party's, for her murderer son!! Vile Bitch!





I arrived at my destination & lugged my case, up the station stairs (No lift or escalators!) Then walked 2mins to base. I collected my 2 chit forms, then went to wardrobe & tried on several different outfits for them. I'd brought several tasteful long dresses that were not too booby (Like above) As I was meant to be at a sophisticated corporate party. Yet they chose the shortest, boobiest, black, beaded dress, from my case!! I only brought it, as the brief included sequinned & beaded dresses, but they loved it on me!! I wore it, with silver shoes & a silver sequinned short sleeved shrug. 


Then it was time, for us to queue for breakfast, once I'd got it, I wondered if it was worth the wait? It was a brown cardboard box, the size of about 2 playing card packs, side by side in diameter & about three packs high, containing a desert spoons worth of scrambled egg, another spoons worth of mushrooms & one more spoons worth of chopped plumb tomato's, that had kind of churned together & was just lukewarm at best. The meat eaters got the same, with a small sausage on top. Most SA's complained, to each other, about the quality & quantity. Then we got a mini buses to the location, where we stood around in a sunny courtyard for a while. There was a sort of coffee & confectionery van booth, that made cappuccino's and had sweets & ice lollies etc BUT it was for THE CREW ONLY, so we couldn't have any & there was no water, or coffee, set up for the SA's yet.


I got chatting to a wiry guy in his late 40's to mid 50's with jug ears & cropped salt & pepper hair, as I seemed to know no other SA's, for once. The Japanese woman who was with me, in the hospital scene yesterday, was also meant to be here, but I hadn't seen her yet. The guy reminded me, a bit, of a old version, of Charlie from TOWIE (Gemma's Ex Below) with his build & jug ears & features, but instead of big, brown, puppy dog eyes, his were squinty, grey, piss holes in the snow, and he had no stubble!! 




He was moaning about being cold, when he had a suit & shirt & tie on, I only had a strappy, party dress & light weight, sequinned, shrug on, I was fine, as it was actually warm. Some more people turned up, including a face I recognised. The 'This Morning' & 'Loose Women'  male model (Below) Often seen in his undies.... Very nice too!! Who is actually in The Sun's 'Dear Deidre's Photo Casebook' this week, as a husband, who seems perfect to others looking in, but who is actually having a gay affair!! He also play's a YOUNG John Britain, on 'John Britain's Britain' in the sketches. Both my friend Ian Mann & I were on 'John Bishops Britain' (Myself series 1, Holidays & Sport episodes, Ian series 2 Christmas episode) & my buddie Allin Kempthorne, also played Bono, in one episode! 


 John Bishops Britain 
 The Model Who Plays - Young John Britain 
 When Not Modelling In The Sun/This Morning


 John Britain 
Buddie Allin Kempthorne, playing Bono


He seemed to know, 1 or 2 extras there, unlike me & stood chatting to, an attractive dark haired girl, obviously another model, also a older guy, who I'm sure I know from years ago, but not sure where from?? Anyway once everyone was finally shipped to the venue, we all went in a back room, of the large venue used & were given a basic run down, of what today's scene was all about. About a hour later water, tea & coffee was set up on a trestle table & there was a mad dash for it, by the now, totally parched & dehydrated SA's...


Then I saw the Japanese SA, who I was with yesterday, she looked fab & very cute, in a clingy, black, knee length, high necked, halter-neck, dress, with a lot of silver bling adornment on the neck/chest area, plus some killer heels. She rushed over & said I looked gorgeous & said "Oh this is so more you than, Pyjama's & a dressing gown, you look amazing!!" which was very sweet. I told her she certainly scrubbed up well too! And told her I loved her dress & shoes. We had a bit of a natter, over our coffee, in the back room, while some of the other SA's filmed on the balcony & bar area. 


Later I teased the 'Sun/This Morning' model, about his Sun paper, gay storyline (As the other guy, was not very attractive in the story) Saying "I wouldn't of thought he was your type" He was good fun & joked back saying "Yeah, but he's got a massive cock!!" Which made me chuckle (Actually I think the guy who played the other guy, is one of the original 'Dream Boys' who hasn't faired too well, over the years. He might be SAing in some period piece, as he had a real lame, 1930's RAF type, moustache going on! While waiting I was text by my other agent, to say I wouldn't be needed on the film Wed & Thurs now (Shit!!.... That often happens with pencils, but I'd had to lose out on two well paid Ads, as I couldn't take them, due to the fact, I was pencilled for this film both the days! Which often happens in this game, so I lost out on 2 Ads & also 2 days filming!)


Then another bunch of us were called in to a bar area, I was stood with the Japanese girl, a very pretty tall black girl, a tall cheeky black guy & a cute, very funny, girl who definitely had some Latin blood in her veins, either Spanish, Greek or Italian, who did a mean Catherine Tate impression!! Then out of the blue the OLD 'Charlie' from TOWIE lookie likey (Like the shop keeper in 'Mr Ben') suddenly appeared from nowhere & joined us. 


We were told, we were all wealthy, so partying to excess, no booze limit, lots of drug taking etc has gone on & we are all either merry, drunk, or completely coked off our heads, or similar. So to interact with that in mind. Some were told to dance wildly, I decided to be very drunk & hitting on the old Charlie look alike! As the black guy & girl looked like a couple. I was being, slightly unsteady on my feet, with a bit of lapel & tie stroking, plus the pointy finger (Which I have often witnessed myself, many a time, when people watching, people flirting, while I was working in Pubs & Clubs) While holding my faux Mojito!!


  
BUT the old Charlie looky-likey, was really pushing his luck, running his hands, all over me, and groping my bum & gripping the back of my head & trying to pull my head to his to go in for a kiss, which I pulled away from, each time & I kept telling him not to do it, in the periods of non filming!! Because a) I don't fancy him even remotely & b) he had serious halitosis!! (I was polite enough, not to mention those two facts though!) But I was seriously, getting pissed off, with his wandering hands, I never groped him at all!! All I caressed was his tie (Lifted away from his body) The way I have seen people on E's do & the only physical contact from me to him, was my index finger prodding his right shoulder & just above where  his right pec would be (If he had any pec's) 


I did consider, giving him a slap around the kisser, outraged, drunk style. But we were miming our conversations, as not to drown out the main actors dialogue, so I wasn't sure how loud a noise my slap would make, or he'd make once it made contact!!?? During filming breaks the black guy, black girl & Latin looking girl said "You do a really good drunk, it looks really realistic, you have all the small nuances of body language & facial expressions down pat!!" I laughed & said that I'd observed a lot of drunks over the years, while working in pubs & clubs. 


They brought the Sun model in & situated him with a girl under each arm &I said "Very Essex Playboy!!" He smiled & said "I'm from Kent, we're much better!!" The group of three, I was stood by & chatting to (As the camera was set up for another angle) said that 'Old Charlie the Halitosis Kid' was well out of order, the way he was handling me & that they thought he was getting off on it! I said "Yes I think he is a bit of a perve & is too!! I'm getting really annoyed, I hope they change the set up soon, because I'm being professional in front of the cameras, but I'm going to deck him in a minute if we don't cut soon!!"  They laughed & said they didn't blame me.  


Luckily, next they were going to do some tight, close, shots of the actors, from an angle where we wouldn't be in shot, so we had a break. So the black girl and I, popped outside for a coffee, in the (Now) glorious sun (The Summer is here at last!!!!) While the stars did their close up's. (I'm afraid I can't give you the film's name or the names of the stars, but I can give you some very obscure clues, of the latter) A very funny, geeky comedian, a female comedian who has been in numerous sketch shows, the son of a well known comedy/character actor, with his own sitcom (Which I'm not keen on) plus a US actor from a crime show, who has also stared in a film, vaguely connected to fashion. 


The 'This Morning' model came out and joined us, with his older guy mate, who I deffo know from somewhere, but just can't place. Anyway we were having a good old chat, and I was saying about him being on 'Loose Women' a lot in his pants & we were asking if any of them, got a bit fresh, when he was around them, almost naked? And he gave us the goss & it wasn't Denise, or Colleen (Our odds on favourites!!) They also commented on how inappropriate & sleazy, the male SA, in my shot was being & the model said I should grab his cock/balls & squeeze very tightly if he start's again, I laughed & said "Knowing my like the freak will enjoy it & think his lucks in!!" They laughed & the older guy said "He is definitely a bit odd & pervy!" 


Then the Halitosis Kid arrived, on cue, to our table in the sun & he was asking the Kent model, who was he was booked via, for the Sun's, problem photo stories?? The model kindly told him & he said he always wanted to do that. I thought 'I bet!! So you can grope up female models, in their undies, you perve!!' He wasn't a looker, but he'd be OK for a stalker, or peeping tom, in the photo story's. But he wouldn't get used more than once, as if he is put with a model in her underwear, for a pic, he'd definitely touch her, inappropriately & they'd complain! I had a bit of the banter, with the model, about his, role in the Sun problem photo strip & he was doing some fun, lairy, flirty, banter with me, just as 'The Halitosis Kid' came out & said I was needed, again & as model boy made another suggestive comment, I laughed & said "OK, OK I get it your not GAY!!!" & We both laughed & I went back inside. 


I did some more filming, then we broke for lunch, again it came in the brown cardboard box, the same size as 2 stacks, of 3 packs, of playing cards, side by side. There was vegetarian, or non vegetarian choices again. I luckily got the last veggie option (I think a lot of non veggies, opted for the veggie option, maybe as a lot looked Jewish/Muslim) I opened it, to find, about a table spoon full of another, lukewarm offering of, tagliatelle pasta, with a bit of spicy tomato Ragu like sauce & one new potato, in it's jacket, the non veggies got the same pasta, but with two, pork meatballs on top. Everyone else, around me were moaning about the quality & quantity of the food again, as they ate out of the boxes, as we all watched the crew line up at the catering truck, getting plates full of tasty looking food & deserts & also going to the cappuccino & tuc shop van too.    




To be honest the veggie one, wouldn't of been too bad, if it was hot not lukewarm & wasn't in anorexic sized portions!! The Kent model & his older pal joined my table & we had a chat, the model was talking about, his dads side of the family, being Scottish & about being born there, but living in Kent, the majority of his life. He is a really nice, funny, down to earth chap, a lot of pretty boy models are either thick, arrogant or totally up themselves, and leave you thinking 'Oh dear what a shame!!' But not him, he was good fun. I asked him if he had a small role in the film? As I'd been seeing him in a lot of stuff & the  'John Bishops Britain' sketches showed he had good, comedic, acting skills & by the cast, this film was defo a comedy! He said no, he was just a SA, like the rest of us. 


He & I were talking about a recent case in the paper, where a barmaid, took her landlord boss, to court. For saying she'd make more money, in tips, if she wore a push up bra & lower neckline, to make her small boobs, seem more ample, and she got a big pay out! I said "It's not as if he'd groped her, like that odd SA did me today!! What would she of been paid out for that??" He joked that I could go to court & then say, that he'd groped me & spoke very inappropriately to me, on today's shoot & we'd split the takings! I laughed & said "As if anyone would believe, I would be upset by YOU doing either of those things!" 


Which reminded me of Ian's text earlier (When I text him that the Sun model was here) Ian had text 'LOL Give him a free motorboat' So I told him what Ian had text & he'd never heard of the term motorboating, so I explained what it was (Mainly a man shaking his head side to side in your cleavage.... I've No idea, what anyone would actually get out of that to be honest!!) He laughed & said he was game, if I was, which made me laugh. I did a bit more filming & then I joined the gang outside again.


A while later I went to the loo & 'The Halitosis Kid' came up & said "Your a very sexy woman, you know, if you wan't to get jiggy with me, for real afterwards, I'm game!!" Shocked, I just gave him a dirty look & said "I was just ACTING when I was flirting on camera I've NO INTEREST in getting Jiggy!!!" I quickly pooped in the loo & back out to the others, to escape pervy pants. We were sat out there, in the sun a while & it was very, very hot & the crew handed out, a FAB ice lolly to everyone. The model was making me laugh, making dirty groaning noises, when I was sucking my ice lolly & when I was wiping, some of it, off the side of my mouth, or licked my lips. I laughed & said "It's funny how it's not offensive, when someone good looking acts pervy, but it is when someone ugly or creepy does" Then I said what 'The Halitosis Kid' said when I went to the loo & the older chap said "There is something not quite right with that one, he is definitely, a bit of a mentalist!!" 


Eventually it was a wrap & I got the mini bus, back to base. Sat with the model & older guy (I only realised on train home, none of us, had asked, each other what our names were, which was a 1st) We got away from pervy, who had to get on the 2nd one (Phew!!) I handed in my chit, then went to my rail space, in wardrobe, where my case was  & changed back to my morning attire. I knew, even though it was now early evening & cooling, that I was going to be sweating it, in my Ugg style boots & long coat, on the way home. But I was whey too laden down, to carry it, along with my case, umbrella & tote bag! I came out & saw the older guy & asked if he was on FB? He said "No!" I said it was a shame, as he could of updated me, if pervy was acting weird again tomorrow (As pervy, the older guy & the model, were all in again tomorrow) He said to give him my number & he'd report back if there was anything good to report, and to let me know if he hears of any good jobs! So I slipped him my card. 




I was stood, unravelling my iPod Shuffle's earphones, when the model joined, the longish chit queue. I was surprised & said "You still here? I thought you were long gone!" He said "I was so keen to get my stuff, I forgot to hand in my chit when there was no queue!" I continued untangling my ear phones & he handed in his chit & came over & kissed me on both cheeks & said "Bye have a good week!" & I replied "Thanks you too hun!" Eventually with the earphones sorted, I set off for the short journey to the station, while listening to my favourite tunes & totally wired on caffeine, from all the coffee's, I got a direct train home shortly after..... result!!


I got off the train & sweated my way, as I walked home in my coat & Ugg's from the station home. Back in, I was now feeling tired & not in the mood for cooking, yet peckish, so I just had a bowl of porridge while watching 'The Eurovision, First, Semi Final' Then I checked my emails, Facebook & Twitter & then I watched the bizarre 'My Big Fat Fetish' (Below) There is something, seriously wrong & sinister, with feeders, they are slowly murdering, the person they claim to love & desire. I'm glad I ate my porridge before watching, with all the gargantuan, pasty, porridge textured, cellulite riddled, thighs on show! Ugggh!! 




Then I watched 'Alan Carr: Chatty Man' before finally crashing out for the night (Calories consumed 1,320 good)


Wednesday 23rd May, I had a weird dream where I was having an affair, with my friend Jennie's, husband (Odd..... As he is a pleasant enough guy, but soooo not my type & even if he was, I'd never get involved with someone who is married, let alone to a friend, that's just tacky!!) Even if the guy was separated & not even separated from a friend, it would still feel wrong!! They seemed to have a blonde haired little boy (They actually have 2 girls one blonde, one dark) He came running over to me, in the spare room (I've no idea what I was doing in there?) & he jumped on top of me & hugged me really tight, like I was his mum. 


Jennie came home & her hubby Ed was going to tell her, that he was leaving her for me, he'd said so earlier & I was thinking 'No Don't tell her!!.... I really don't want this!!!'  Then I was in my old Gate House, in Warninglid Sussex & I was just about to head off to the local shop/post office, and was going over the bridge & a car, then a van, passed me, one continued straight down the drive towards the manor house, the other turned to park at mine, it looked like, an old fashioned hearse, but without glass windows at the back & sides. It had the old the black cab, shaped front, but it was pail beige, with black writing on the sides. I seemed to think it was an insurance co & was in connection to, a call I'd made earlier & so I turned around, to head back, towards the house & van, then I was woken by the phone.


The call was from a woman, from InTraining, saying it was about the M&S job, I'd applied for & telling me, that they'd be emailing me a online questionnaire & test to fill in. A few moments later my friend Ian phoned, he'd just been filming his speaking role, as a Scottish Priest & asked how my film had gone yesterday? I told him about the weird, bad breathed, jug-eared pervy guy. Also the nice extras & the sweet, pretty boy, Kent, model, who plays a young John Britain in 'John Bishops Britain' (Which both Ian & I have both been on) He is meant to be gay, in this weeks 'Dear Deirdre' story in 'The Sun' this week. I said to Ian, that he (The Kent model) was a really good laugh, along with his 50yr mate, who I have worked with before, years ago, but can't recall on what? I told Ian, that he'd also found Ian's text suggestion that I 'Motor-Boated' him amusing & was game on!! I still don't get what guy's, who do like to motorboat, get out of, motor-boating girls boobs??? It's not as if you get a queue of women, begging guys to tea bag them!! (It's a funny old world!!)


I got up had a shower, pulled on my acid yellow bikini & navy & white striped, strapless tube dress, plus my navy sunglasses, with big stars at the sides, which I got in Dubai. Then I popped to the newsagents & got a Sun paper, a few cans of Diet Coke & Now magazine & then came back home & sat out in the sun, with my paper, magazine & laptop. I did the M&S test on my laptop & then chilled with the paper & Now & Closer magazine in the glorious sunshine (Lovely) Summer is finally here!! I had a Quorn fake ham & Branston pickle roll, with some chilli Doritos for lunch, while sat out in the sun, then I continued to read the paper. The front page news is about those unelected, interfering, irritating, EU, arseholes, in Brussels, saying that the UK must give our scum prisoners, the right to vote, due to that soddin Human Rights Bill (You have NO bloody rights, human or otherwise if your jailed, criminal, scum!!!) Keep your soddin, foreign, noses, out of our business EU!!




Meanwhile thanks to the EU's dithering & interfering, Abu Qatada's 'Human Rights' lawyers have been paid £21Million in legal aid (From the UK's purse) Over the past 10yrs of us trying to evict the scum (Above) from the UK, I don't think foreigners who have paid no money in taxes, or prisoners foreign or English should be entitled to legal aid, they should pay it for themselves or represent themselves!! End of!! 


Birnberg Peirce & Partners, fronted by Gareth Peirce has had an average of £181,000 in tax payers funded, legal aid a month since 2002! Ms Pierce has represented other terrorist scum too such as the Tipton Taliban members, a Brit Guantanamo Bay detainee & the Guildford four (Wonder how she sleeps at night?) She has laughingly described it as "Astonishing" that the UK wants to deport Qatada to Jordan (Lets have a vote on it & see just how un-astonishing it actually is!!) The money grabbing bint even said she doesn't trust jury's as they are willing to jail her "Innocent Clients" I bet she is a IRA sympathiser & wannabe terrorist herself!




The bragging, 20yr playboy, munter (Above) who strangled his beautiful 17yr girlfriend Emily Longley, was told by one of our brilliant judges Mrs Justice Linda Dobbs (Thank god there are still some) to "Put away your thoughts of champagne, Bentleys & girls" The evil, jewellers son, was told to concentrate on the 16yr LIFE sentence, that she had meted out to him (Lovely shame it's not longer) adding he showed a 'Chilling' lack of remorse for the murder of his girlfriend Emily. The moron had boasted in his remand cell of being cleared of the killing & returning to a life of "Bentleys, champagne & birds!" Adding his dad would reward him for his acquittal, with a £9,000 party & a Porsche, the arrogant moron even fantasized about selling his life story to Hollywood!! 


Elliot With Emily, Hours Before He Murdered Her!!


Emily had text her mum hours before being killed on Mothers Day, saying she was thinking of leaving her vile boyfriend because of his 'Controlling threatening behaviour' The arrogant murderer even said "Bullshit!!" as judge Dobbs gave him his life sentence. He mouthed it again when he was told the murder was premeditated. His parent's will be sentenced later for perverting justice, hope they don't get off lightly either, especially the mum!


Murdering Bitch Amanda Knox (No I do not believe she was innocent) has sickeningly been voted one of the worlds sexiest women. The 24yr American cleared last year of the murder of Brit student Meredith Kercher, she was number 92 in Maxim magazine's 'Hot 100' 


Moses Mathias 18, Britain's youngest hit man & prison 'Lifer' who shot dead Giuseppe Gregory 16, when he was 15, has boasted about his cushy life in jail ON FACEBOOK, boasting about his designer gear, long lay in's & acupuncture sessions, by using a smuggled in smartphone, he took pictures of his cosy cell & joked "Yh i have a tv 20channels it is gd x" He also added snaps of numerous Dolce & Gabbana shoes, Stone Island jeans, Playboy T-shirt & his G-Shock watch, while boasting "Wardrobe looking very Italian today!!" 


He also showed off his muscles honed in the Merseyside jail's gym, in topless snaps! His FB profile is under the fake name of James Gruffalo, which has 116 friends (Who obviously like, murdering scum in jails) One sickening status update is "Having lunch & getting back in bed, am having a lazy one, just waiting for 'The Voice' 2nyt can't wait!" I thought prisons were meant to be regimented, with chores & classes & doing jobs for free (Modern day mail bag sewing) with just a bit of recess, no wonder criminal scum re offend, it is probably better in there than it is at home!! He was put in solitary confinement & his cell searched, no mention of if the phone was found & what else if anything (Drugs, weapons etc??) Time Ken Clarke was ousted & jails got a damn site more tough & basic, that would save, a shed load of cash for the country.




After I'd read the paper I  looked at my Closer Magazine, there was a double page spread, on the family with 17 kids (Above) who lost 6 in an arson fire in their home. With the title - Tragic Dad: 'I love my children more than life itself' Dad-of-17 Mick Philpott lost six of his children in a devastating arson attack. He says donating his teenage boy's organs has helped 'take a bit of the pain away'..... This is making me very uneasy again, if I lost just one child, to a fire. I'd be so devastated, I'd be hardly be able to talk to my family, months after the event, let alone to journalists, just weeks after, if a journo was buzzing round me, at a time of such a great loss, of 6 kids, I'd tell them to go fuck themselves!! It is like their using the kids death's to coin in more money, the way they did before the death's with TV appearances, magazine & newspaper articles before the fire!! (I bet they never reported those earnings, to the DSS)  Something I can't put my finger on doesn't sit right over this!!




At around 4pm I had a Solero & more Diet Coke to cool off & read my magazines & did the crosswords etc. My bowels seem to be thankfully back to normal & regular today & also the lack of damp, plus the added sunshine, has banished my pain, so there's no need to take the Co-Codamol, anti-inflammatory's which cause the constipation. At 6pm I went indoors to catch up with yesterdays 'Home & Away' on Ch5 & then watched today's on 5*. That finished I checked my Facebook, Twitter, Hotmail & then did a bit a bit of blogging & spotted that GLPGoddess, had left yet another, snide message, about 'Cutting room floors' (Yawn!!.... boring!!.... same old comments, every time!!.... Change the record!!) 


I'm not sure if that, is actually supposed to irk me?? I'm guessing yes, but I really, honestly, couldn't give a toss. If paid work goes on the cutting room floor, your still paid, so who cares & unpaid work is rarely cut down, let alone cut, either way you have had a fun day if it's cut who really cares, and only some 'Showbusiness' stuff has been cut, nothing else... big deal. As for the comment 'If you knew who I was, you'd understand why' That makes me laugh, as it is very apparent 'Who it is'. I'd actually have some respect for them, if they had the balls to say what they do my face, or over the phone, or even on here, under a profile, set up as their REAL Self, not as the crap GLP pseudonym, which they cowardly try to hide behind (How Sad!) 




At 7pm I was peckish but didn't fancy a cooked meal, so just had a tuna mayo baguette & some more chilli Doritos (As spicy food speeds metabolism up) & a Diet Coke. Alley the Journalist called me up, as she wanted me in a magazine line up, on sex through the ages. Apparently a survey says, girls in teens to 20's wait months to sleep with their boyfriends (Due to worrying about being thought a slag) Women in there 30's wait 1or 2 weeks, and women in their 40's get stuck in straight away & have loads of shags on their 1st date. Personally I think that survey is absolute bollocks, but I'll get back to that. I told Alley, thanks for the offer & I could do with the money, but I was unwilling to represent, those figures for the 40's as.....


a) I think it is a total load of bollocks (Not sure who the hell they surveyed for those figures??) 


b) That's not me at all, when it comes to dating,


I'm no angel & I have had, the occasional 1 night stand on holiday (Normally, because he was cute & I'd been celibate 1-2yrs, so was feeling bloody frustrated) But holiday romances/one-night-stands, are not dating!! So I said I was sorry, but she'd have to get someone else. As I'm not willing to lie, that I'm quick to sleep with someone, just for some easy £££. But I suggested she might try fellow 'OMG Cougar' Birgita who is a bit of a man eater & is a friend of mine on Facebook. I contacted Birgita, she said, thanks for thinking of her, but she was away on holiday abroad!


Personally I think it's the girls in their Teens/20's sleeping around, NOT the 40's!! Like the teens/20's on Geordie Shaw, Big Brother or on those holiday's abroad shows! You also see them in London etc binge drinking, until they're off their faces, in little more than a bra, thong & a tutu. Letting guys, publicly touch them, here there & everywhere (With absolutely NO shame!) & drunkenly sticking there tongues, down the throats of every & any guy, that shows the remotest of interest in them. The younger guys who hit on me, tell me they prefer older women, as they are not only more interesting to talk to, but they are more of a challenge to get into bed. That it's way too easy to get girls their age (in their 20's) into bed, who then act like like porn stars, making all the right noises, but leaving the guys wondering, if they were actually any good? Or if the girls were just acting? Or if they were so busy acting in bed, that they forgot to enjoy themselves??


In your 30's, you really make guys work hard for it. As you know if you don't, the game is over quickly & they loose interest & hunt down someone new. Then in your 40's your happy enough in your own skin, to know, that although you might very much LIKE to have a guy in your life, you really don't NEED one!! So you are keen to filter out the waste of times & the very cute, but no long term prospects, keeping & concentrating on the quality, attractive & it could work candidates, spending much more time, finding out if they are compatible out of bed, before you even begin to start worrying, if they will be compatible in it. So we take longer to get to the intimate stage. Unless your a woman in your 40's in a sexless marriage, who needs a sexual release, bit on the side, or a middle aged, financially stable, career woman, who doesn't want a man in her life, except for some sex!! So I really think that Survey result is bollocks & whoever filled the surveys, in the majority lied!!




I watched 'Secret Eaters' I just can't see how those people are so massively underestimating their calories or how, they are shocked when presented with their weeks food & drink!!?? Surely they must be aware of exactly what they are troughing down!! I did some emails & blogging while 'Peter Andre: My Life' was on, then I suddenly realised 'The Apprentice' was on at 9pm NOT 10pm (Whoops!!) So I'll have to watch that twat Stephen Brady (Below) being fired on iPlayer.  




I watched 'TOWIE' the Chihuahua of Billi's, Elvis, did a poo almost as big as himself on camera. I LOVE Gemma, BUT she DID keep on making GAY digs & accusations at Charlie, as well as, also strongly Emphasise "I have a MASCULINE boyfriend NOW" in yet another, obviously aimed dig at Charlie. She can deny it, or call him paranoid, as much as she likes, but he is spot on there & it really is Gemma who has issues & is not moving on, not Charlie! She was the one who looked bad, NOT him. 


Gemma & Charlie


Another person looking worse this season, is Arg who's gone from likeable, to arrogant tosser! Little Chris is creepy, but funny!! But I wished they were not bringing back, Lauren Goodger though, as it is so better without her & her vile personality. She was in it, briefly today, but she might as well not been, for all she contributed. She was in Cara Kilbey's mum's garden with Cara & the two Billi's, Billi Mucklows, dog Elvis took a crap, as Lauren was talking, which said it all!! I had another Diet Coke & watched 'Desperate Housewives' before crashing for the night. My left knee is playing up a bit, I think it might rain overnight (Calories Consumed 1,709 oops!!)


Thursday 24th May, I woke at 9am, with pain in my coccyx & in my hips, I think it will rain later, so it is back on the Diclofenac today. I popped on the scales, I have lost three & a quarter pounds since Sunday, no doubt due to my constipation being over (Well for now) It's hot & sunny out, so it is red & white striped bikini with gold trim & my same navy/white, Primark, strapless, tube dress over the top, then I popped to the shop for my Sun paper. I checked my Hotmail, I didn't get through, to the Marks & Spencer interview, after doing the long, boring, 90min, interactive, video questionnaire yesterday!... Bugger!! 


Oh well, I've applied to lots of others, I had a shower & had some porridge & a coffee for my breakfast & sat in the sun, to make the most of it, while it lasts. I sat listening to my iPod shuffle, as I read the paper. A 50yr Indian woman is dying of Rabies, in London, after being bitten, by a rabid puppy, while on holiday in India, it was missed by her GP & also at her two visits to hospital A&E's. Due to there being no Rabies in the UK, since the early 1900's. There was only one other case in the UK, back in 2005 after a 39yr, British, shop assistant, on holiday in Goa India, was bitten by a dog.




The BRAVE sister, of Shafilea Ahmed, told of how she'd watched her parents (Below) Murder her poor, pretty, sister (Above) after their vile mother declared "Just finish it!!" What kind of evil, sick, twisted, bitch could condone a so called 'Honour Killing' (The Sick Bastards!! It's Amazing how ONLY Daughters are 'Honour killed' & not Son's) Alisha Ahmed wept, as she told the court how, her repulsive parents, pinned down, a helpless, 17yr old Shafilea & shoved a plastic bag, in the poor love's mouth, in front of her three YOUNGER sisters & a brother (No doubt to terrify them into never disobeying them, or they know what will happen to them!) 


Then put their hands, over her face, so she couldn't breathe!! Brave Alisha, now 23, said that her sister gasped for air & then struggled, before eventually lying still. Adding "That was it she was gone" Poor pretty Shafilea's body was found 6 months later. Her parent's killed her for being 'Too Westernised' bringing 'Shame' on her family (So Murder isn't shameful??) If her killing by them, was so 'HONOURABLE'.... Then why deny they did it!!? Of course she was 'Westernised', you vile scum, you brought her & her siblings up in the West, if you wanted your children to be, just willing slaves, with no minds of there own, you should of stayed in Pakistan & brought them up there!!! You Evil, Twisted, Sick, Bastards!!!!




There was more on the annoyance of people, that Will.i.am, from 'The Black Eyed Peas' was a Olympic torch bearer in Taunton Somerset (I thought the rules re torch bearers, were they had to be local people, from the UK area's, that the torch is carried through, who'd done much for the community!!) Has nobody in Somerset done anything for their community? Or are they all too broke, to fork out the £200 for the honour? Prize plonker, Will.i.am is American, NOT British & as far as I know has done nothing for Somerset!! People were also angry that he tweeted, as he carried the torch, which they found Disrespectful (He's lucky his parents are not vile Iftikhar & Farzana Ahmed above, or he'd find his Blackberry, along with a plastic bag in his mouth!!)




The Brit woman, accused of having sex, naked, in the back of a Dubai cab, with a Irishman. Becky Blake, 29 (Above) has been fired by her embarrassed bosses (Below) from recruitment firm Manpower Professionals. She say's, that the accusations are total Bullshit & she was alone. And her only crime, was having a bottle of beer in the cab. But IF she was alone!!.... HOW did they manage to arrest the Irish welder?...... If HE wasn't there???... Hmmmm!!?




I read a bit of my 3rd Grace Dent book 'Shiraz The Ibiza Diaries' sat in the courtyard, the sun is lovely and warm on my shoulders. I feel like a solar panel, absorbing the suns power, for energy! Then I fixed a Quorn, version, of a ham ploughman's sandwich, for lunch had with some chilli Doritos, all washed down with a Diet Coke. I enjoyed the sun some more & had a Solero, to cool myself down as I'd got a bit hot & sweaty. My garden is in bloom, but it's odd, as my Daffodils started coming up, early in Jan-Feb, with the leaves all shot up. I expected the flowers in March, when the weather was lovely for a week or two, but we are in Mid May now & the leaves are still there, but the flowers never came!! I wondered if the peach roses I put on mums grave, opened out fully with the rain & sun? I went back indoors at 5pm, to watch my friend Ian Mann, on the game show 'The Chase' on ITV, he made some daft faux passes, but came through in the end, winning himself £4000. Then I watched 'Home & Away' & had a apple & a Diet Coke.


I did a load of job searches & audition searches online & applied to a load. I was watching 'Phil Spencer: Secret Agent' then suddenly remembered it's the 2nd 'Eurovision Semi Finals' on BBC3 & I'd missed 30mins of the 2hr show 'Bugger!!' Why it's hidden away, on their 3rd channel? & not on BBC1 or BBC2 I don't know. Then I watched 'The Hoarder Next Door' I recognised some of my own tendency's in the hoarder, like with the newspaper & train ticket, hoarding etc. Since mum died, in fact, I have been a virtual recluse in my own home & lived mainly in my bedroom, like a bedsit, since mum died. I have tried getting back to going in my lounge like I use to, but for some reason I seem to revert back to spending 98.9% of my time in my bedroom, like returning to the womb. Talking of my bedroom, I haven't seen my mouse roomy, since February!! Hope the poor thing found a way out & is not dead!! It was very cute!!




I hung up a load of my clean laundry & clothes I'd dumped over the hall banisters, after emptying one case load, of outfits I took to the Advert I did & the 2nd lot from Midsomer & I still have the last lot, from the film, to empty out of the case & hang up!! (As soon as I get the back room organised & tidy, due to looking for clothes & props for filming and eBay bits to post that I'd sold! I end up getting it tidy & then making it a mess again, when I have to load up a case of costumes, for my next venture, or find the items I have sold on eBay) I must get back on top of this, I have let it slide since mum died. Candie reckons I'm still suffering from depression, she may be right, I stopped taking the anti depressants & I had no support from the NHS, except them throwing drugs at me anyway & then never bothered to follow up with my sessions, to see the Prosaic doc when she cancelled my appointment, as she'd decided to go abroad for Xmas & then never bothered to book me back in, on her return. (She was sod all help anyway, to be honest!) So I just got on with it alone as I had no boyfriend, family or friends local, for any support. Then I watched ITV2's 'The Exclusives' a new show, which I must say was rather disappointing, but maybe it will improve with the new challenges. Then I read a bit more of my Grace Dent book 'Shiraz, The Ibiza Diaries' then finished over 3/4 of it & went to sleep around 1.30-2am (Calories consumed 1,572 Good)


Friday 25th May, I had a very long very complicated dream, which was far too busy, to recall the details of, but I think acting/filming was involved again. I woke with a bad pain in my coccyx, it's my own fault, for decreasing the amount, of anti-inflammatory Co-Codamol, I'm taking with my Ibuprofen (To try stay regular) I have to accept, I need to take the full amount & make senna pod's my new friend!! How Sexy NOT!! I had a wash & made myself porridge & a coffee for breakfast. I wore my red & white striped bikini, under my red & white deckchair striped, Primark, halter-neck, maxi dress, and sat out in my courtyard, with a Diet Coke & big, black, Bruce Oldfield sunglasses, to read the paper. 




I read the paper, the front page has two disgusting story's. The 1st was about firemen, and engineers, having to demolish part of a house, in South Wales (Above) To get a 63st, 19yr old, to hospital. This girl Georgia, has been in my blog before, with her yo-yoing weight, if she dies, her mum (Below) can pat herself on the back, for being the one, to feed her to death with crap!! 




Super obese, teen, Georgia Davis, is her mum's carer & her step father has cancer, one has to wonder how much they amass on benefits between them?? To be able to afford the huge amount of junk food Georgia & her mum consume to get so huge!! The teen was 33st at 15yrs, then after going to an American boot camp, she dropped almost half her weight, 15st, to become 18st at 16yrs. 


 Georgia After US Fat Camp Got Her Down To 18st 


But back at her parents, within a year she gained 22st, to become 40st (I'm angry at myself, for gaining 3st, in 3yrs after mum died unexpectedly!! I can't even imagine being 22st, let alone imagine actually gaining 22st!!) Then over the next two years, she gained yet another 23st, to become a whopping 63st at 19yrs. Now, even if that food, is all fried junk food & sweets & biscuits, she will have had to have consumed, an obscene amount, to have gained 45st in 3years!! (I just can't comprehend gaining 45st in 3yrs, that's a huge weight gain, of 15st a year, that's several stone heavier than me, a year!!) How can a extremely obese carer, on a carers allowance & two parents on sickness benefit, afford the amount of food, that you'd need to gorge on, to gain a mammoth 45st in 3years??




The operation to get, super obese Georgia, out of the housing association house, took the resources of a 40 strong team, of medics, plus 28 firemen & engineers. After Georgia collapsed with breathing problems. When paramedics realised Georgia was too big to be taken out through the doors. It involved demolishing the top half, of her mums, sunken, semi-detached house, with some sledge hammers & circular saws, to make a 10ft by 10ft hole. Then they tore down, an internal, dividing wall, to get to Georgia the Gorger, in the back bedroom. 




They then had to erect scaffolding, to support a 20ft long ramp, fitted roof supports, then lifted Georgia onto the special stretcher (That weighs 11stone) on to the ramp with a crane. She was then gently eased into a special ambulance, that was reinforced to carry her weight!! Where she was taken to hospital with a oxygen mask over her face. Her anxious mum (Below) said "There is a lot going on right now" No shit Sherlock!! Well if there wasn't so much going on her plate, thousands of pounds of taxpayers money, wouldn't be going on this freak show & your daughter, wouldn't be rushing head 1st into her grave before her 20's!!




Days earlier Georgia told Facebook friends "I'm in bed but problem is I can't get up, earlier I was blocked on the toilet for 20mins & if you sat on the loo for that long it bloody hurts!!" Neighbours told how Georgia's weight had rocketed over the past year & how she'd been "effectively immobile for 6months" Georgia is a registered carer for her arthritic mother & step father with cancer, but in effect her mother looked after her (But obviously not well, with the obscene amount of food, she has obviously been shovelling down Georgia/allowing Georgina to eat!!) Because at Georgia's obscene, gargantuan, size, she could only eat, what was in the house, or was made for her. As she was obviously, too huge, to leave the house, to go to the shops & top up on sweets/biscuits/take-away's, on top of what she'd already got at home!! 


Georgia suffered from type 2 diabetes & crippling pain, at 15yrs when she weighed a hefty 33st (Practically half what she weighs now!!) Back then medic's told her to lose 20st or die. So she was packed off, to an American Fat Camp, in North Carolina. In just 9 months there, she'd lost an impressive 14st 6lb, with the 1st 6st vanishing in just weeks, by eating a diet that included, lean buffalo meat burgers.




Georgia, who originally took up two plane seats, enjoyed hikes, basket ball & even tennis, at the camp, shrinking from size 38, to a size 22, she then could wear fashionable clothes, for the 1st time! (Above) But within 20months, of Georgia coming home, she had gained, even more weight than she'd lost & ended up at 40st 6lb!! 7st 6lb MORE, than when she started!! (I'm fuming at myself for going from a size 8 to a 12-14!! I can't Imagine how she thinks of her self??) That's all thanks to a 13,000 calorie-a-day diet!!.. WTF!!!!.. If I gorged myself until I felt sick, I doubt I could manage more than 4,000 cals in a day!! Her DAILY calories, are around what I eat in one WEEK!!! 




How do they afford such a huge quantity of food?? On the day she came home from the USA Fat Camp, her mum gave her fish & chips for dinner as her mum said "I didn't have any time to prepare healthy food!!" WTF!! The selfish, bone idle bitch, had 9 months, while her daughter was in the US to prepare! She knew WHEN her daughter would be flying home to the UK, so she easily had a whole soddin week, to stock the fridge, with healthy food choices, a bloody salad, or grilled chicken/burger/steak & salad, or veg wouldn't take long!! 


Lean Buffalo Steak


A salad would take a lot less time than cooking fish & chips, but of course that fat, lazy, mother wouldn't even have made that! She'd of just bought them from the chippy!!! When her daughter dies (& she will soon at this rate!!) It will be that self-centred, lazy, feeders, fault!! By August last year 18yr Georgia was 45st & ravaged by worry over both her parents health, saying "I was looking after them all the time, I was feeling so sad, that they were both going down hill so fast, that I stopped taking care of myself!!" I'm sorry for the girl, to a degree, BUT the amount she must of gorged on, to be eating 13,000 cals a day & gain 45st, in just 3 years, is obscene, it's greedy & way beyond comfort eating!! And her parents should of put locks on fridge & food cupboards, if they really cared about her, then she'd have to walk to a shop, to get food & have some exercise!! 


The other disgusting (Yet not surprising news at all!!) news item, was about a football stars, Blackberry sex ring. The sleazy stars pass round pictures of their naked/half naked conquests, with address/phone number details to each other, to use like a take away, nookie, menu, for when they are staying in the (Often, very easy, soccer groupie) girls areas. At least 4 top soccer stars are involved, that have played for England. They have created two Blackberry groups to share the girls around called 'Brotherhood' & 'Hoodratz' both sounding very 'black ghetto' to me. Which makes me wonder, if the head honcho & creators of each group, are black?? Many of the 'Group' have Wives & Girlfriends. One of them, even bought a secret handset, so his partner didn't discover his sordid antic's, how lovely!!




(Why do girls/women, want to prostitute themselves, for footballers, in hopes of being a WAG? God only knows? 90% of footballers are scum, most thick as 2 short planks. If you want to be with a dumb ass, who earns a fortune for kicking a ball about & treats women like shit, while thinking he is gods gift, you need your bloody head examined!!) It is a very select hush, hush, group, only those trusted to keep schtum are invited! Which also includes a big-name boxer (Imran Khan??) 10-15 top stars are involved in the sex ring, which has been operating for 6months (Wonder if the scum bag footballer, jailed for rape, was among them??) The players load the girls picture up to the groups & include their phone numbers & addresses. Then members scroll through the uploaded pictures, add comments & contact the girls they like the look of, like a free escort service. 


There are more than 40 photos of women of all ages. A lot of snaps are naked & topless pictures, the girls (Dumb F**ks ) have taken themselves & sent to the footballers (Stupid idiots) Did they really think they wouldn't get shown round?? The girls are the type that target footballers in bars & clubs, who are very easy sex (So my sympathy for them, is scant at best!) They're from all over the UK, Birmingham, Manchester, London etc So if a player from the North was going to London, he can scroll through the girls & look at ones in London & pick one to meet up with like a escort menu (But without the high prices!!)


The group rule is, you must not let the girl know about the group, or how he got their number. They normally say they got it off a friend of a friend, these girls must be super dumb to accept that! (Or just an easy slag, because it's a famous footballer/boxer calling!!) New photo's are added to the group, at all times, day & night & the players are in competition, to upload the fittest girl! The source said the player who bought the 2nd BB handset behind his partners back was getting addicted to looking at the pictures & was terrified of his partner finding out. I hope she does & kicks him to the kerb & isn't an idiot like Giggs wife! 


Some ex members left the group, because the notifications of NEW women were too regular. While others left as they found the way the girls were talked about derogatory (Was one of these the whistle blower??) I wonder if some of the girls are now cottoning on that they are one of the girls, after realising they have had quite a lot of random calls from different footballers?? (So much for that survey claiming girls in their 20's were slow to jump into bed!)




There was also a great story about a iPhone. A thick thief who stole an American passengers iPhone, when she was on holiday on a Disney Cruise, in April, aboard the 'Disney Wonder' that he worked on. The idiot took loads of pictures on it, of himself, his friends & girlfriend. The idiot didn't realise all pictures were automatically uploaded via Apples iCloud to her account, that can be accessed anywhere in the world! (How Beautiful) The thieving tosser called Nelson even had his ship name badge on in the pictures (Oh how Kathy McCaffrey, must have laughed to herself, as she opened her iCloud account!!) 


She quickly informed Disney who recovered her iPhone & put Nelson on 'Administrative leave' Kathy who obviously has a great sense of humour, created a Facebook Album, entitled 'Stolen iPhone Adventures' posting some of Nelson's pictures. The album has gone viral (Click title above to see) Kathy's captions show her great sense of humour, with comments such as... 'This is Nelson, Nelson stole my iPhone' 'Here's the crew in that room that Nelson likes to eat in!' 'Here is a beautiful sunset Nelson had time to capture, all on my stolen iPhone' 'Uh oh Nelson's girlfriend does not look happy with him...... I know the feeling' 'No denying it Nelson, that is your name tag, isn't it?' Disney Cruise Lines say they have a zero tolerance policy for this type of behaviour!! When they found her phone in his cabin, they should of taken a photo of the look on his face, when he was caught out & one of him being escorted to shore, for her to add to her Album collection.


Will.i.am admits i.am no good at singing...... That's not news to anyone who has heard him sing live or on 'The Voice' he admitted he uses auto tune mikes (If he was using one, on 'The Voice' while singing 'Tonight's Gonna Be A Goodnight' then he is doubly screwed, as he was bloody dire!!..... Mind you all four of the judges were!!)


A second Brit, in Leeds, was feared to have contracted rabies after being bitten by a dog in Pakistan. Meanwhile the woman in hospital with rabies after being bit by a pup in India is unlikely to survive! 20 people who have come in contact with her including 6 relatives have been vaccinated against the disease.




Brilliant USA, symbolically slashed aid to Pakistan, after Pakistan jailed a brave doctor, who helped the CIA, track down Osma bin Laden (Proving the corrupt country, probably knew full well, that the Terrorist was hiding near their army barracks, and they were shielding him..... fucking traitors!!) The US has rightly cut support by $33million, a million for every year Dr Shakeel Afridi (Below) was sentenced to (Good for them, I wish the UK would follow suit, but they just don't have the balls!!)




In other news (Not in the Sun) Rip Off Britain is alive and well. As the Olympic Food Prices, are revealed:


Coffee £2.40
Beefburger £5.90
Bottle of Water (100ml) £1.60


It may not seem horrific at 1st, you just think 'I'll just pack a lunch and a bottle of few cans of drink' BUT your not permitted to take any food, or drink (in excess of 100 ml) onto the site with you! So depending how long your there, you will either have to stuff your face 1st to avoid getting hungry, or pay for the high priced junk food (Will there be veggie options?) But if the weather is hot, like it is at the moment, you will get very thirsty & 100ml of drink, will not last you long! They will say of course, that all this is to thwart terrorists (Like limited liquids allowed on planes) but that's just a load of bullshit & it's all about fleecing the public, as much as possible!! If they gave a toss about security, they'd of been making the site secure, since they began building it. But a fake bomb, was easily smuggled in, by a worker, showing what a load of balls, their security there is, and the rocket launchers, on top of flats roofs etc is a joke!!




I had a cheese & tomato baguette for lunch, with some tasty chilli Doritos, an apple & a Diet Coke, while listening to my iPod & reading my 3rd Grace Dent book 'Shiraz The Ibiza Diaries' which like the other two was amusing and quick to get into, if a tad predictable in places, but I think they are more aimed at teens, than for middle aged women lol. 




Nicely bronzed, I went back indoors at 6pm & watched 'Home & Away' 'Coronation Street' & 'Come Dine With Me' then I made a egg & Fakon baguette, followed by an apple, plus a Solero. Then I watched the brilliant '8 Out Of 10 Cats' followed by the funny 'Very Important People' Morgana Robinson, does really brilliant Impersonations, of Amy Childs, Adele, Fearn Cotton, Cheryl Cole, Natalie Cassidy & her brilliant observation, of Amy Childs face pulling, when she talks, is spot on!! The Simon Cowell, Gordon Ramsay & Dr Christian Jessen are very amusing too. 


 Morgana's Cheryl Cole 
 Morgana's Fearn Cotton 
 Morgana's Adele 
 Morgana's Natalie Cassidy (Sonya in EastEnders)
Morgana's Amy Childs
Terry Mynott's - Dr Christian Jessen 


Then I had an apple & a coffee, while I watched 'Alan Carr: Chatty Man' with the brilliant John Bishop on. Then I watched 'Stand Up For the Week' before eventually going to bed at 1am, and finishing my 3rd Grace Dent book (Calories consumed 1,698 good girl)


Saturday 26th May, I woke at 8am the sun was shining brightly outside & I was pain free (Hurrah) wish every day, in the UK, was hot like this. Feeling revitalised & energised by the sun, like my battery's have been charged, I'm guessing it's how people with S.A.D must feel, I certainly feel a new person, in the summer (If it's sunny!!) I had a coffee & took two Co-Codamol (To make sure I stay pain free, I will take my ibuprofen or my Diclofenac if & when needed!!) Then had a thick & creamy, fruit yoghurt, for breakfast Yummmmmmy!! 


I  had a shower & hair wash & wore my white, New Look, Bikini with silver & gold rhinestones on & my red & white, deckchair striped, long, Primark dress, with rope halter-neck straps, with my white flip flops. I put on my D&G sunglasses my sister Julie got me, for Xmas one year & popped to the shop, for my Sun newspaper. Then I set up a chair in the courtyard & read the paper. It is very hot in my courtyard again today. Yesterdays temperature was a glorious 83F (28.5C) & this weather should last until Wednesday.


The two headlines today, were both about teens!! First about that 63st teen, Georgia's epic removal from her home, and into an ambulance, that cost an obscene £100,000 of tax payers money, a bill almost as big as the family's girth. She is now being monitored constantly in hospital. Meanwhile rebuilding her parent's house could cost £20,000, which they of course won't be paying anything towards. Meanwhile they are being put up in a nearby hotel (Room service is going to be busy!!) Georgia is in hospital, with respiratory problems, spinal problems, plus kidney disease & diabetes, which her 57yr mum & 73yr step dad Arthur aided & abetted, by not taking charge over how much Georgia (Below) was gorging daily! Georgia has a shocking BMI of 142.3, people with a BMI of 30 are classed as obese (I was a healthy BMI of 20-21 in 2009 now I'm 25-26) She is almost 5 times the obese BMI of 30, shocking for anyone let alone a girl of 19yrs!!  




The other teen in the news, is the awful, 16yr EastEnders, actor, Joshua Pascoe, who (Badly) plays Ben Mitchell. He has been arrested, over a alleged sex assault!! He has been taken in & quizzed by detectives & then released on bail. He'd previously been suspended from the 'Italia Conti Academy, Stage School' for bullying. Meanwhile a bit of Somalian, refugee, scum, Salar Abokar 31, who raped a a woman, hours after his release, for a prison term for robbery, has been jailed for 10years (He should be deported to Somalia, to serve his 10yrs, in one of their rat infested jails!!) His 21yr victim, was knocked unconscious, during the attack & suffered a shocking 67 injury's (Scum!!) She was attacked in her Aldgate flat, when her boyfriend, had popped to the shops.


Britain faces a £230billion bill if Greece is forced to quit the Euro... Why??? I just don't get it?? We chose, from the start, NOT to be part of the Euro, as we had the foresightedness to see it was going to go, tit's up! So I don't think, we should be involved, in any financial dealings, to help out those, who were foolish enough to get involved!! Yet again, traitorous Labour got us tied up in the EU treaty & into hemorrhaging cash, into problems, that are neither our own, or of our own making... Personally I'd tell the EU to piss off!!


A vile, evil, 60yr, Gloucestershire, husband, Andrew Beese, stabbed his wife's cat to death, after a drunken row & dumped it in the garden. He will be sentenced next month. I hope his wife see's sense & divorces him & he meets the same fate as the cat, in jail! 




Talking of Pure Evil, a vile couple (Above) who broke a toddlers leg's, foot arms & shoulder, sickeningly were spared jail, by a soft, idiot, of a Judge, Simon Ward, who should be struck off! Because it was their 1st offence (Is he mad??) Repulsive Emma Cartwright & equally vile boyfriend Neil Gleaves, left the poor battered tot, with a broken left foot & shoulder. 


But Idiot Ward gave them a mere 36wk, 2yr suspended sentence, as it was their 1st offence & Gleaves was a hard worker!! Each break was an offence!! So this is not their 1st! He told the pair that they'd have to "Live with the consequences" of their deeds. Errr NO, I think the poor child, is living with the consequences, of their deeds!! They were also found guilty of cruelty & neglect of another child, who was slapped & shaken. (So again NOT a 1st offence!) If either of those kids die, or become disabled, through the violence of these two monsters, Simon Ward should be charge with aiding & abetting!! Shameful...




From bad judge to good judge, a Kent tycoon's daughter Laura Johnson (Above) was jailed for 2yrs for driving her repulsive 'Gangsta' crack dealer boyfriend, Emmanuel Okubote, AKA T-Man (Below) on a riots looting spree during the London riots. As he & his scum crew raided shops like frenzied vermin, for TV's booze & cigarettes £5,000 worth of stolen goods were found in her smart car (Smart car, not so smart driver!!) She denied burglary from Comet & handling stolen goods. The spoilt trash, lied & tried to say she was forced to drive at knife point. But CCTV actually showed her in photos, smiling at the wheel in the height of the August riots. 




There was an awful picture of Pippa Middleton in a orange & black ensemble, at the wedding, of two of her friends, worn with bad eye make-up. (Below) She looked like a middle-aged, Mandrin woman. Not a good look at all, sack the stylist & the make-up artist, pronto!  




An illegal Moldovan, immigrant, Eduard Mereohra, who slipped back into the UK, just months after deportation, with a NI number & work permit, which was acquired somehow & then drink drove & killed a retired couple, in a 100mph drunken car crash in Leeds!!


Known for her miming Cheryl Cole said she wont be using autotune on her 'The Voice' appearance tonight (Unlike her buddy/manager Will.i.am) and vowed to sing her new single 'Call My Name' live!! Oh dear not sure if that is a good thing or not? After hearing how bad all four of 'The Voice' judges are when they sing live!! With the paper read, I started the 1st two chapters of 'The Angel At No33' which my friend Jennie, had given me to read on Thursday. It starts off well I can already relate to the dead character Sophie (Except I'm not a married mother!) which is ironically an alias name of mine & her friend is ironically called Jenny, it's also set in Muswell Hill where my friend Candy live's and I use to. The the post arrived, with my Casmir perfume, by Chopard, which I'd ordered, with my Amazon Vouchers


I grabbed my navy sunglasses, with the stars at the side (Which I'd got in Dubai) also my navy & white deckchair striped shopper, with rope handles, then headed off to Iceland, as I had £28 of 'Love To Shop' vouchers, which I could use in there & save me dipping into, my near empty, bank account. On the way I bumped into my local acting buddie, Martin J King, who looked very cute, and was doing a bit of shopping, before heading off to a sci-fi themed party. We had a bit of a chat & Martin sweetly said, that I looked far too glamorous, to just be shopping, bless him. I walked to Iceland & got £21 of grocery's, lots of fish, Quorn & vegetables. 






I got back home & put the food in the fridge, freezer & cupboard then I had a cheese & tomato baguette for lunch, followed by a choc ice & a Diet Coke, while sat in the sun. Later to cool myself down & quench my thirst, I had my favourite K Cider. I eventually came back in at 7am & watched 'You Have Been Framed: Full Throttle' then I fixed myself dinner, a grilled (Pre marinated) Quorn streak, with a mixed salad, drizzled with lemon juice & a tad of balsamic vinegar. I did the washing up & watered the plants inside & out in the courtyard. 




Then it was time to settle down, with a K Cider & a chock Ice & watch 'The Eurovision Song Contest' It seems odd to watch it at home alone. Normally my best male friends Nat & Terry, have the most amazing 'Eurovision Party's' though they seem to have lost interest the past 2yrs or so, shame as they are legendary & such fun, and I do miss them, as they are such happy & memorable events. They usually have a buffet of food, from all the entered country's, then booze from them all (With a big bow of punch made from booze from each country) There is a fancy dress theme each year, like 'Past winners, Eurotrash, Nations etc' for 'Past Winners' I went as 'Dana International', Candy as 'Sandy Shaw' & Terry as 'Lulu', can't recall who Nat was that year, but he looked fab in a big blond mullet wig & pink net skirt & loads of slap. For 'Eurotrash' we basically went for pikey chic (below) 


 Terry & I - Eurovision Party - Eurotrash Year
Terry Nat & Candie - Eurovision - Past Winners Year 
Lulu - ? - Sandy Shaw 


For Nations Candie (Who was well pregnant) went as 'Biggy Bardot' for France, I went as 'Turkish De Fright' for Turkey & Nat & Terry went as 'Frank & Ferta' for Germany. One year it was at a mutual friend Richard's instead & I went in a 'Anne Summers' air stewardess outfit, in support of our UK entry 'Flying The Flag' by Scooch. As well as fab food, fab company & fancy dress, at Nat & Terry's, we had score cards & drinking games, with the score cards you could award points for, song, outfit, campness & also the dance routine!! BUT you could also deduct points for dance routines, that are showing a lot of arm pit area (Hands swaying above head, and the like) which was -5, a bare armpit -10 & finally a hairy, bare, armpit -15. 


Then there was the drinking game, with a fab, drag queen, waitress, serving. Where you had to drink a tumbler, of the national drink, of the country singing, by the time the song was sung. So wine for france, beer or cider for UK, Guinness for Ireland, Vodka & mixer for Russia etc etc. If you fail to drink it all, by the end of the song, then you get the punch chaser to drink, along with the next one. Lol by the end of all the songs, you are so merry, your happy whoever wins!! Then when it's over, we all dance out in the garden area, to CD's of past Eurovision's, Great fun!! It was a quiet affair in 2009 though, as my mum had just died, unexpectedly, a week earlier & I was still in shock. So it was just Nat, Terry Candie & I (Below) but they were ALL really there for me, putting on a fantastic spread of my favourite Turkish food, and trying to keep my spirits up! (They may not be my blood, but all 3 are my family! I was so touched I struggled to hold it together!) Turkey, one of my faves, came 3rd, and Norway won that year. 


 Candie & I Eurovision 2009 
Nat & I Eurovision 2009


I'd watched it at mine in 2008, along with my lovely friend from Kent Adam, who came over for the day. I'd laid on a bit of a spread, but I ended up being a lousy host, as I spent most of the night, in the loo, in extreme pain, projectile vomiting, but trying to keep it from Adam (That was the start of my gallstone attacks) I spent last years, watching it with Jennie & her daughters. From this years semi's, the country's who's entry's I like are, Russia, Cyprus, Greece, Norway, Romania, Sweden, Ukraine & Ireland, with either Sweden or Ukraine to win, but we will see.....  The Show begins.... Bacu looks stunning, shame it is such a Homophobic, cruel regimed country! 


1) UK - Is the 1st act, I have a soft spot for the Hump, but the song is no Eurovision winner!! (WE came 25th one from last with 12 points, I'm not surprised like some)




2) Hungry - Should be left hungry for points, what a Yawnfest!! (They came one above us at 24th, with 19 points)


3) Albania - OMG!! Bloody awful, it sounded like she was trying to communicate with whales in the Red Sea, as she screeched out her high pitched noise! My friend Julia called me at home, in fits of laughter, unable to believe, both what she was seeing, or hearing!! The singers dreadlocks, were piled up on the top of her head, in a massive bun, with one curled across her chest like a curled turd! Julia laughed & said someone must of Jizzed all over her chest, to make it be stuck so firmly to her chest. I was glad when it ended, my ears were bleeding & I wondered how many glasses were smashed worldwide by her high pitched squeals?? (I have no idea HOW it came 5th with 146 points, when it was so bloody awful?? I'm in total shock that Italy, Macedonia, Switzerland & San Marino, actually gave that shite 12 points!!?)




4) Lithuania - The song was 'Love Is Blind' apparently it is also deaf, by the sound of it, but his very camp, OTT dancing, certainly amused & it was worth giving him a few points for that alone!! (It came 14th, with 70 points)




5) Bosnia & Herzegovina - Nice hair & dress, but that's where the compliments end on this one! (It came 18th with 55 points)


6) Russia - The Russian Grannies, most in their late 70's & 80's, yet the worrying thing is, that one was 44 but I couldn't easily tell which!! I have to say, I actually like this one, with the grannies singing a catchy tune, as they make flat bread, in an oven, I bet this will be remixed into a big club hit!! (They came 2nd, with 259 points, good for them)




7) Iceland - Well mum's might go to Iceland & I spent £21 in Iceland today, but I wont be spending any more voting for them, very Boring!! (They came 20th, with 46 points)


8) Cyprus - I like Cyprus's entry, it's a catchy number, but, they have had, far better songs in the past, the girl is a babe though! So will gain some male votes (They came 16th, with 65 points)


9) France - Bland, boring, forgettable, song, but nice dress & fab male Olympic Gymnast eye-candy in the background!! (They came 22nd, with 21 points) 


10) Italy - Dressed & styled, like a more tacky, if possible, Amy Winehouse (Without the tattoo's) but a nothing song, that leaves me cold! (They came 9th, with 101 points)


11) Estonia - I'm sorry, but even with the English subtitles up, so I knew the lyrics, which were nice, it still did nothing for me!! (They came 6th, with 120 points)


12) Norway - Quite a catchy song, with a singer that looks a bit like Captain Scarlet, crossed with Peter Andre. But he'll do his 'Mysterons' damage, with those dance moves, if he is not careful!! (They came LAST, 26th with 7 points, to be honest I thought they were far better than our UK entry!)




 13) Azerbaijan - Pretty girl, nice hair & dress, but a rather drab, depressing, song, No points from me! (They came 4th, with 150 points, no counting for some nations tastes!!)


14) Romania - A cute girl, nice dress, a catchy tune, very suitable for Eurovision, I like it!! (They came 12th, with 71 points)


15) Denmark - Seems she has fitted this in, inbetween a night shift as (Sacha Baron Cohen's) Dictators bodyguard. Groovy military outfit, shame about the song! (They came 23rd, with 21 points)




16) Greece - A nice bit of Euro pop by Greece. Now I wanna go to a bouzoukia & smash some plates!! This one's defo in my top 3 so far!! (They came 17th, with 64 points) 




17) Sweden - I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, I will be Amazed if this doesn't win, or ends up below the top 3!! Excellent Eurovision song, this will be in my head all night!! (They came deservedly 1st, with 372 points)


18) Turkey - Looks like Borat...... Sounds like Boring!! A VERY Disappointing, entry, from Turkey, who is normally in my top 3 each year!! They really should get Tarkan, to do Eurovision, one year!! (They came 7th, with 112 points, I'm surprised they did so well)


19) Spain - It looks like she has a facelift, that's so tight, that she now looks, like she is stood in a permanent wind tunnel!! The songs nothing great either. (They came 10th, with 97)


20) Germany - Well he sings nicely, it's a pleasant song, so why oh why did he come on, looking like a Big Issue seller, in his big woolly hat, when singing in a sweltering hot country?? (They came 8th, with 110)


21) Malta - All I saw, was comedian Russell Kane, in my head, as I watched Malta's entry, the fact the song never distracted me enough, to stop thinking that, says it all..... boring! (They came 21st, with 41 points)


22) Macedonia - Sorry its a No from ME!.... Nuff said!! End of!! (They came 13th, with 71 points)


23) Ireland - Jedward, microphones & water, is Louie trying to execute them?? Fun tune, but far inferior to their 1st entry 'Lipstick' which they sang last year!! (They came 19th, with 46 points)




24) Serbia - Quite nice words when translated, via subtitles, but it just doesn't feel a winner to me!! (They came 3rd, with 214 points)


25) Ukraine - Catchy & nuts.... I LIKE!! A spot on, Eurovision tune, defo another in my top 3 (They came 15th, with 65 points, they deserved a tot more!)




26) Moldova - Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh last & along with Albania, definitely least!! (They came 11th, with 81 points)


Eurovision WINNER 2012 Sweden


Sweden (Above)Won, which came as no surprise, as it was the best Eurovision song, The Russian Grannies came 2nd, Maybe the 44yr one, can splash out now, on some Oil Of Olay, or Collagen Shots (If you want to try the collagen shot product yourself, you can go to http://t.co/uJ1OS7q & if you quote promotion code EB1 you will get free P&P which IN THE UK ONLY saves you £2.50) But the real shocker was, that horrific, screeching, of Albania came 3rd WTF??? Then once the show was over I had a long soak in the bath & continued reading 'The Angel At Number 33' finally going to bed at 1am, with some pineapple juice, mixed with soda water (Calories consumed 1,832 Ooops!!)


Sunday 27th May, I woke at 6.45am to another glorious day, after a rather bizarre, nightmare like, dream, which was a bit like a spy thriller. I was escaping someone, who wanted to murder me, my constant escapes, were quite creative, but I have no recollection of who my assassin was?? (Maybe GLP lol) I got on the scales, my weight has stayed the same since Thursday. I'm a really lovely deep brown, from the sun, over these past few days. I look like, I have had, a lovely, long, hot, fortnight's holiday abroad. No pain today, as I'm back on the full Co-Codamol dosage. I put my hair up in a French pleat, with a hair-comb, and wore a white broderie anglaise skirt, a B&W zebra print, cropped boob tube, white flip flops & my terracotta, straw, cowgirl hat, to stop my scalp burning in the sun, a common problem for us fine haired blondes! 




I had breakfast of a fruit yoghurt & some pineapple juice, then sat out in the sun in my brown 'River Island' sunglasses & then read a couple of chapters of 'The Angel at No33' paperback, I watered the garden & the plants indoors. Once done, I popped to the shop & got my Sun newspaper & sat back in the sun & read the paper in the summer heat. It was 82F yesterday, which was even hotter than Egypt!!




The front page was all about, Gorger Georgia (Above) & how the massive race to the hospital, mission, started after she had yelled to her mum from her bed that she couldn't stand up! I'm not surprised with 63st of fat, weighing down her 19yr skeleton!! Step dad Arthur 73 said "It broke my heart she was in such pain" Well if you cared so much, you would of intervened long ago, and took control of what she was eating, before she reached 63st, & got herself  in such a state! It's not as if she was secretly, running off up the road, to the tuck shop!! Her stepfather (Rightly) blames himself, for Georgia's gargantuan size. He said she didn't return for a 2nd term at the US Fat Camp, in August, 2009, after discovering he had cancer. After already watching her own dad die of a heart attack as a toddler. Saying "I've lost one dad I can't lose another!!" Now that's NOT his fault, but what IS his fault, along with Georgia's mother Lesley, is letting her, fall off, the dieting bandwagon, sooo spectacularly!! 


She use to stay in her room, watching TV, or chatting to friends online (Sounds scarily like me, at times) She would manage to come downstairs to chat to parents, or eat, by sliding down them on her butt (So how the hell, could she still be classed as a carer, for her parents??) Arthur admitted he'd no longer been able to find clothes big enough, for the gargantuan teen, once she'd grown out of her 7XL (VII XL) sized clothes. So she was reduced to using, a king sized bed sheet, as a makeshift sarong. Then Arthur began making even more excuses 'It was difficult for Georgia to maintain her weight loss, because she couldn't find the right foods, in the Supermarket in Aberdare Wales. The US diet was based around Buffalo meat & egg powder impossible to buy locally' Bull shit!!! 


Obviously there will be no Buffalo meat, but that could easily be exchanged for, lean steaks, or turkey steaks, or Tuna steaks, or even Quorn burgers or mince! Not having any buffalo meat is NOT a feasible excuse for gaining over 40st in 2-3yrs!!! Also substitute egg powder, for eggs!! He said Georgia had reassured him saying "Don't worry dad, I wont ever put that weight on again, because I know the pitfalls!" Yet obviously she didn't as she went back to gorging on a staggering 13,000cals a day, which they obviously did not pull her up on! Having TWO portions of fish & chips for lunch (Why did her parents not take away one portion & tell her she was being greedy??) Or 3 doorstep sandwiches with crisps. Along with snacks (Often 2 Snickers bars at a time) Then after her main meal it was more biscuits (I'm guessing packets worth, not individual ones) & chocolate, due to boredom, NOT hunger. Yesterday Arthur was shopping for fruit, to take Georgia in hospital (Shame he didn't buy her fruit & not biscuits & chocolate over the past 3yrs!!) Doctors have said she has to stick to a 2000cal diet. 




There was a bit about the UK, coming 2nd to last, with just 12 points in 'The Eurovision song Contest' I'm not carping on about it, this year, as the song that won deserved to, it was one of my top 3 faves along with Ukraine & Greece, with Romania a close 4th. they are trying to blame it, on the UK entry going 1st & being forgotten, but that's a load of bull. Engelbert Humperdinck is a great guy, but that song was a slow, dud, it certainly was no Delilah!! The BBC thought they were being clever, putting 'The Hump' forward for the UK entry this year. As he has a big Eastern European following, but the song they gave him was a dud!! FACT!! Whatever happened to us voting, for our UK song?? When did the BBC suddenly become so arrogant, as to think they knew best, what would win Eurovision?? If they wanted 'The Hump' to do it so badly, they should of given him a choice of 8 songs to sing & we the UK public should of voted, for which one he would sing!! 


I will bang on about political voting, when we have a good song & no point's, but this year I think we got the points we deserved. My only shock, was about that dreadlocked, Albania entry, with a song that sounded like she was trying to communicate with Whales, in the Red Sea, while in extreme agony, coming in 5th with four crazy country's, even giving it 12points WTF??  Sweden deserved their 372 points, and at least it wasn't a EASTERN European, that won, for once this year!! Jedward for Ireland came 19th (Their song this year wasn't as good as last years, which came 6th) The catchy Russian Grannies came 2nd (Still shocked one of the grannies was 44yrs, as couldn't easily tell which & most were in 80's hope she gets some Oil of Olay for coming 2nd) Norway came last. It's just as well we did badly, we certainly cant afford it next year, with this years Olympics (Yawn) & £Billions being spunked up the wall, if Greece drop the Euro! 




There was a pic of John Travolta, at a party in drag (Above) in a cream, skinny rib, knit dress, with peter pan collar & tan belt, with his white bra showing through, with a blond wig pulled back in a pony tail, with make-up necklace & earrings on, at a LA party 10yrs ago. As the other stars there, were apparently amazed at his attire, I'm guessing it wasn't a fancy dress party!! Actually if it wasn't for the hairy arm's & 5 O'Clock shadow, he wouldn't look so bad, in fact the profile shot of him, didn't look too dissimilar to Stacy Solomon. Mind you, I don't know why he kept the tie belt on too, when he added the tan one!!?




There was pictures of Cheryl Cole, in her ugly, tasteless, chavy outfit, that she wore on 'The Voice' yesterday (Above & Below) A total chavy, garish, multicoloured, mess, mixed with leopard print, that even Rihanna couldn't pull off!! Only a drag queen, looking for a carnival float, outfit, would go for that look. She really needs to get hold of a decent stylist sharpish, now that she has turned her back, on Simon Cowell, as she will fade into obscurity, if she is not careful. She seems to have surrounded herself with people to give her poor advice lately!! That includes Will.i.am. Fans were raging on Twitter yesterday, that she had mimed yet again, after promising to sing LIVE on 'The Voice' I wouldn't know, I stopped watching the show, as the judges critiques were rubbish, as were some acts!




Becky Blake, the Brit accused of sex in a Dubai taxi, said she went on a 10hr booze binge, on that fateful night. First a 4hr drink all you can brunch, at one of Dubai's, famous Friday brunches for just £35 (Unlimited food & drink) from 12noon until 4pm, at Rotana Hotel (Rather like the Sunday brunch, I had at Waxy O'conner's in Dubai) After 4hrs making the most of the endless white wine, she stayed on for the happy hour until 6pm then headed of to another bar to carry on partying. 


At 10.30pm she said that she & her Irish, welder, pal, Conner McRedmond, decided to go home. she said "Conor & I were only in the taxi a few minuets, before the driver pulled over. I can't speak about anything in the cab, for legal reasons. But I didn't know what was going on. It is all a bit of a blur (How convenient) & I don't really remember how it all came about! I was confused when the taxi driver started talking to the police. The driver got back in & locked the doors. the police car followed behind & we were dropped at the police station!" 


Irish Welder, Conner McRedmond


Well that's a totally different story, to her previous one!! Where she was in the cab all ALONE & that her ONLY crime, was carrying alcohol!! Now, I tend to believe the police!!... If she wasn't having sex, I bet she was giving him head, or wanking him off, in the back of the Taxi!! If so, then she only has herself to blame, for breaking the law of the land!!! She say's she was then hurled into a dirty, cockroach encrusted, cell, in her black, mini dress & heels, with 8 other women (Shame our cells are not more like that!!) But then I expect that, that is a slight exaggeration for sympathy, as Dubai is a modern City & so I don't know what cockroaches are doing, smack bang in the middle of, what was the previously barren desert? 


She was then strip searched. She said that the toilet was a hole in the floor (As it is in a lot of Arabic country's & Turkey) She said she saw bugs running around everywhere. But I never saw a single insect, during my 10 days in Dubai, not even a bee,  or mosquito, there aren't even birds in tree's out there, as it's man made, built slap bang, in the desert, so not a natural habitat for plant's, let alone for insects, to migrate across thousands of miles of desert, or sea, to land in the oasis that is Dubai!! I feel she is trying to play the sympathy card, BIG TIME! Funny there is no sign, of this bite on her face, or in any of the photos, taken on the Dubai beach (Below) or elsewhere!! After she'd left jail on bail. 


Becky Blake - Spot The Cockroach Facial Bite? 
No Me Neither!!


She spent 5 days in Bur Dubai, women's holding prison, notorious for over crowding, before being granted bail. But 1st she had to undergo DNA tests & an internal (Well obviously you will get one, if you are charged with a sex crime!!) It is no more stressful than a smear test, it's only stressful, if you have just been raped, and yet then it's still understood to be a necessity!! So if she expects some sympathy for that (Unlucky, unless it was done by Abu Hamza!!) 


She is now awaiting her fate in court. She say's "I'm not sure if I will ever be able to work again" Errrr why not?? Maybe not in Dubai, but it will make no difference in the UK or other country's if she is not jailed!! She said she couldn't cope going back in that hell hole, if jailed..... Well she won't, that's just a holding prison, if she is charged, she will go to a main prison!


Panicking, slime ball, footballers, horrified that 'The sun' exposed their ring, have closed their sleazy sex ring groups 'Hoodratz' & 'Brotherhood' on their Blackberry's, while trying to work out who the whistle blower is? The married ring leader, rang every member of the group fearing a loose lipped traitor in the ranks, or a girl had blabbed. He ordered them to delete themselves & their pictures from the group. Lol wonder how long the identity's will take to come out (In Press, or on Twitter??)




There were some very, funny, pictures, of a unemployed, male, hairdresser, crowned 'The Vainest Man In Britain' God knows why? He looks bloody awful & in the two picture's of him wearing a suit, he looks like a lesbian, in drag! (Above) Terence Hughes 37, spends 2hrs getting ready a day & wont leave home without a thick layer of make-up. He's had a facelift, liposuction, fat injected in his cheeks & a nipple reduction. He also regularly injects himself with Botox (It's obviously not used round his eyes, which have bags & lots of lines, compared to me, who is almost 11yrs older than him & has had none of that!!) 


He also smears fake tan over his gym toned, tattooed body DAILY! (Below) He has spent £50,000 on his image, which was a waste of money, as except for his haircut, he looks miles better in his BEFORE pictures! (Below, bottom) He is saving up for his 2nd face lift, in a few years time. He's even spent over £40,000 on beauty products. He also seems to be wearing black liquid liner, 50's style, or false lashes, which looks bloody odd. You would of thought if he was going to spend all that cash on vanity, he'd of sorted out those big, jug, pixie ears, out first!


UK's Vainest Man After & Before


Talking of makeovers, the weekly Sun reader, makeover by Nancy Dell'olio, was bloody atrocious, as usual, the 67yr old, victim, still looked frumpy not chic!! I popped indoors changed the bedding on my bed & put the white sheets & pillow cases etc on a boil wash in the machine. I had two Quorn cutlets, with a mixed salad, washed down/ with a Diet Coke & a choc-ice & read a couple more chapters of my book. 




Then I hung the white laundry out to dry, mopped the kitchen floor, and sorted out the kitchen draws, plus put another load in the washing machine. I had a Caramel Magnum, then mopped & cleaned the bathroom. put some rubbish out, then relisted a load of stuff on eBay, as it was as it was a free listings weekend. 




Then I watched the brilliant 'Once Apon A Time' I just love this show, before I had a dinner of a roasted Quorn steak & mashed potato, washed down with a Diet Coke. Then I watched 'Come Dine With Me, Jubilee Special' with Cheryl Fergison (Who plays Heather from EastEnders) Kerry Katona, Lionel Blair & Keith Harris with Orville. I Love Cheryl, but her food was truly horriffic, Lionel was his true to form, self obsessed, boasting, name dropping luvvy self, and for a scrawny, skinny man, had a surprisingly large pot belly (Made visible when he danced in his PJ's, at Kerry's night) Kerry was her usual TV Kerry & Keith a corny name dropper, with jokes older than Lionel, but unlike Lionel, he was likeable.


Then I watched 'TOWIE' Vile Lauren Goodger, was sadly back on the show. She had her hair in a bun, it certainly didn't suit her, at all!! Today she looked as unattractive as her personality, and she projected, nothing but negative, bile, from her mouth, in her very common accent, whenever she opened it. She didn't manage to say a single positive thing about anyone!! Lydia looks so much better without the false eyelashes, as she has small eyes & they look even smaller with the fake lashes, but bigger without. I also do not know what's going on with Gemma's eyebrows? (Below) She has seemed to have gone for, that ugly, big, dark, Scouse Brow thing, that was on that awful show 'Desperate Scousewives' I couldn't cope with more than 1.5 episodes of that show (It was so appallingly bad & the people so thick & common... that they made even the TOWIE lot, look posh!!)




Arge finally admitted to sleeping around, behind Lydia's back, after denying it for ages (Shameful, especially when he called her such vile things, when all she did was go on dates, after they broke up!) I guess a bit of TV fame, made him think he was a lady's man! There was also a bit about Gemma, giving him a hand job, in Marbella (Naughty Gemma) which wasn't really a huge surprise, there have been hint's from long ago that she is into him!!! So was Ranni just a distraction/red herring? So anyway it ends with her declaring her love for Arge & them snogging. Hmmmmm..... Then I watched 'The Exclusives' what a load of rubbish, then I had a apple & some pineapple juice mixed with soda water read some more of my book & went to bed at midnight (Calories consumed 1,521 Good)