Well after the Excitement of BBBM finals Tuesday, Wed & Thurs was quite a sedate two days.
Wed 25th August bought a cheap £7 mobile phone to use until orange had the one in I wanted to buy, with the cash from my top-up bonuses, I heard back about my reading for the voice of The Cat Of 9 Tails & the producer said, sorry to mess me about but he was deciding to make it a male character, but he liked my voice & would be keen to use me in future projects. Talking of cats there was more in the paper on that vile Mary Bale, who put that poor cat Lola in the wheelie bin, saying she thought they are good climbers & it would get out (errr how there is nothing to grip on on the sheer steep walls & the bloody lid is too heavy to lift.... MORON) the other thing that shocked me was the battle axe is a year Younger than me!! Bloody Hell!!!!!....wheelie!!?
Mary Bale, I could be cruel, but mother nature beat me to it!!
Wednesday the painters also came (about time) to do up my building to paint the peeling windowsills that have been left needing doing for over 8 years & are now rotting due to not being done sooner and also painting the white top half of my maisonette that's black from traffic pollution
Thursday 26th August was another quiet day, except for being contacted by Andy, the director of "The Houseparty Of The Dead 6" saying he was doing the exhausting task of editing the film footage & had a great shot of me licking blood of the car windscreen, that would make it into the final cut, lol how funny (was trying to stop my arms keep sticking to the windscreen which caused a lot of the bruising to my arms !!) Mike also popped round to collect his camera I borrowed for BBBM as mine is broke since Zombie movie (bummer!!)
Friday 27th August was more hectic, I had 3gay ole days ahead, as I had a audition for a new Drama Series "Mind The Gap" at Pineapple Dance Studios at 4pm with my friend Ian Mann, who I was meeting at 3.30pm at Covent Garden tube, But I had to pack my case for my friend Tiger Lilly's music vid as she wants me in Evil Barbie garb in my massive 18" beehive so that needed to be in another big bag, so that it wasn't crushed, then I needed an outfit for the premier party of the Short independent Brit flick I was in "Losing It" Sat night. It will be entered into the next Cannes film festival.
Went in my back room (my walk in dressing room) to get a few bits to take for video shoot, to find the moron of a painter from Wed left my window open 1.5ft it had been raining heavily Wed night & Thursday and shoes & clothes & things from my late mothers home, I'd yet to sort out, were also piled in the window area & had also got wet, livid I went to close window, but it wouldn't budge the moron had panted it so it had stuck (idiot cowboy bloody painter) so then I had to quickly tape bin bags to bottom of it, as I'm in London for 3 days & it looked like it was going to pour again & then had to quickly email my landlords to say I was away for 3days & just discovered my window is painted open a foot & a half & rain is getting in & it's a security risk. Annoyed with hair I cut 2" off my fringe then set off, I'd emailed Tiger Lilly a few times giving her my mobile saying to text me hers, in case I got stuck in the wee hrs, trying to find video venue in Pimlico, as I would not know when I would next be online again.
Dragged all my stuff to St Albans Station but my fast train to London, got changed to a stopping train, as the stopping train behind had been taken out of service. But I managed to get to Covent Garden tube at 3.50pm so Ian & I were at Pineapple bang on 4pm & queued with a bunch of others, it was really poorly organised & we had to fill in info forms (even though they should of printed off info from our star now profiles when we applied) then we were blocking corridors for dancers to go to studios, so eventually they had a idea of writing a number on our hand & sending us to cafe area until called. Andrew Stone (AKA Starman) was there looking miserable, no sign of the lovely Camp Louie Spence tho.
By 4.45pm number 6 still hadn't gone in & Ian & I were number 40 & 41 & the Pineapple cafe was rammed & humid so Ian & I buggered off to a near by Gay bar called Box Bar, Ian had two large White Wines & I had a Pint of Cider & a Cappuccino. Ian said my hair looked good, (my haircutting cant be too bad then)When we went back at 5.50pm people were still waiting & eventually we got seen just after 7pm, we think "The Gap" will be quite street, as most of the actors applying were black, as were the people casting it, but one was seriously checking me out before we read, so that's a plus I guess, as was the fact the pair who auditioned before us were absolutely awful, an Indian guy and a black girl, it was almost a master class in bad acting, it was to acting what those awful singers are to singing on Xfactor, Ian & I had to act a scene together, Ian was really frightened that as it was with me (& we have never acted a scene together before) he'd get a fit of the giggles, but we did OK if I do say so myself!! As we left we saw Andrew Stone leaving still not looking happy with a car from Big Brother waiting to take him off to Elstree.
Now it was time for Ian & I to party in Soho. So we trundled off with my case & paraphernalia to Ku Bar to meet Ian's friend Jo Mac (@jomacmusicpr) on twitter, who also knew Tiger Lilly, & said to say "Hello" from her when I saw her. I had a Vodka & Tonic There & Ian another large white wine. Then we went for a Subway before heading off back to Ian's in Stockwell, to drop off my stuff before going out in Clapham.
Ku Bar
We arrived & I said hello to Ian's flatmate Barbie & his newest flatmate Welsh Glamour Model Meddy (you may know her from Nuts magazine any straight men reading also @meddyford on twitter) & her cute White & Tan Chihuahua Caned, pronounced Kayden (Welsh for Fighter) who was the 1st two tone Chihuahua I'd ever seen, he barked at 1st & seconds later he was really friendly jumping on my lap & laying on my feet (which were really hurting, they had swollen up making my boots tight & rub)
MEDDY
Quickly checked my FB on Ian's Internet, in case Tiger Lilly had left her number on there? (despite me saying that I'd have no online access as I don't have FB on my mobile) as she still hadn't text me hers. Also checked shoot address & when the tubes to Pimlico started (one stop on Victoria line from Ian's) as the shoot was 5.30am. the tubes started at 5am, but there was "NO" Victoria line the whole weekend, due to engineering work!! (the bastards screwing up me getting to a filming, two weeks in a row, on different lines grrrrr!!) So I text my friend Sammy (also a friend of BB11 Ben) for Tiger Lilly's number, which she sent me.
Tiger Lilly
As I hobbled along with Ian, to another Gay Bar, Kazbar I saw Ian had his flip flops on bugger I could of worn mine, thought London bars wouldn't allow casual foot attire on a Friday night!!.... St Albans is obviously more strict in clubs & bars. We met up with two of Ian's lovely friends, Edward Lemont & Tom Evans who are friends of Hollyoaks actor Simon Cole.
Simon Cole (Hollyoaks)
I had a Cider (classy) there was a stunning non scene Gay guy on the table behind us, who was rather taken with Edward, cant blame him Edward is very handsome too. The Bar has "Shag Tags" which is so funny, you get a load of stickers with numbers on & wear a numbered sticker each & there are Tag Tickets, where you can fill in the number of someone you fancy and add a message & it comes up along the bottom of the screen as the music video's play on the big screen, shame straight bars don't do that would be a right laugh, as you can post messages incognito or add your number.
A bit later we were joined by two other cuties one of which Peter-lee works in Blockbusters where Ian gets his rented DVDs & his friend who looks like a prettier version of a young, slim, Gary Barlow. Ian was quite smitten by him & to be honest who could blame him, he was a hottie!!.... a while later another friend of Ian's James (who is Irish & is living in Manchester) arrives & more fun & frolics entailed & then we headed off to the Two Brewers.
The guys were on the white wine, I was on the water as I had filming at 5.30am & drinking would make me sleepy, plus I'm broke anyway so no point spending more ££ I cant afford. We were all dancing & the hot Gay guy from before who liked Edward, was there, began to wonder if he was Bi as he was all over women or men, one of his friends was straight. they all danced along with our posse & I can honestly say ours was the hottest Gay Posse in the place.
Popped out to the smoking area to keep Ian company & so joined a group of fags with fags!!..... some spotty 18yr old fag wanted me to chat up some guy for him (obviously his hag with him, wasn't up to the job!!) I was trying my best for the little queen, when I turned to chat to him & he grabbed the front of my top tugging it & the button came flying off like a tiddly wink flying through the air, I went to the kerb & looked in the road trying to find the button so I could sew it back on later, with no luck. While I was looking the teen fag & his hag in training skulked off!! no apology's!!.... that's one fag in the smoking area I wouldn't have minded stubbing out with my boot!!
Around 3.30am Ian, James & I set off back to Ian's after kissing the gang goodbye.... on the way back Ian Got a bucket from KFC & shared some with James & gave me some of the chips, it was around 4am when we got back to Ian's & I was glad to get my boots off, as were my poor blistered toes!!.... a rather pissed James crashed out on one couch, while Ian & I sat on the other one to watch the tapping of the nights Ultimate Big Brother & John McCririck's Eviction (Idiot voters it should of been un-Coolio!!) then Big Brothers Big Mouth Pausing occasionally, so that Ian could have Fag breaks. I joined him a couple of times & it was getting bitter cold out there & I was really having second thoughts about doing the Tiger Lilly Video shoot, I have hurt my ankle & feet are blistered, plus having to wait to get a train replacement bus at 5.10am in the cold, not knowing if it stops anywhere in Putney, near the venue for the shoot?, especially as Tiger Lilly has not bothered to text yet me!! Andrew Stone was on BBBM turning it on for the cameras, no longer looking grumpy, in the end at 5am I text Tiger Lilly, to say I wasn't coming as there was no Victoria line & Id hurt my foot, but could do Sunday if they were still filming then too!? & at 5.30am Ian went up to bed, as he was off to Manchester with a friend to attend Manchester's Gay Pride, and I crashed on Ian's other sofa.
Sat 28th August I woke at around 9am when one of the girls was making tea or coffee in the kitchen, about 10.30am Ian Came in looking fab, in a lovely dark olive T-Shirt with fab design on front & roused James to see if he wanted to get the tube/bus with him as he was heading towards Bucks, to meet his friend he was driving down to pride with. He said I could use his room while he was away, so took stuff up to his room & lay on his bed a bit to free up the lounge for the girls.
Still shattered after approx 4hrs sleep, but couldn't sleep so put my 3dongle in my notebook, to see if I had any signal for Internet access Managed to get on Facebook & see Tiger Lilly had left me a message at 9.10pm yesterday saying "Honey so sorry just found out due to production issues we are postponing tomorrow so sorry will keep you posted x" Bloody Hell just as well I didn't go, or I'd of been standing outside The King William IV Pub at 5.30am, wondering "WTF is everybody??" why the hell didn't she text me to let me know?she had my mobile number!!..... about noon she text me saying she hoped my foot was OK (guess she must of just woken up & got the text I sent at 5am) guess too much on her mind that she forgot all about contacting me as soon as things got cancled!!??
Barbie went out & Caned was cute cuddling up to me on the bed, while I was replying to my emails, when Meddy was busy in the bathroom. Meddy said she was making some breakfast did I fancy some eggs on toast? Errrrr yep that would hit the spot!! had 2eggs on 2toast & a bit of a chat with Meddy before heading back upstairs to finish off emails, while I still had a slight Internet connection, and while Meddy got dolled up for an acting audition. She is going for the part of a glamour model, which she should be ideal for because that is exactly what she is!!.... Caned was sat right next to me as I did my emails & I was giving him a stroke & a hug and he kept licking me & he was licking my neck & chin, & I turned my head, about to say "are you kissing me baby" but I must of turned too quick & spooked him & he went for me sinking his teeth in my bottom lip!! OUCH!!!........... (living up to it's Welsh name for Fighter lol)
I rushed to the bathroom to stem the blood, that was pouring down my lower face like a red waterfall, while Caned stood outside, watching me looking sorry & guilty (with those big brown eyes how could I be mad at him?) I said "why did you do that puppy?" & Meddy heard me & came out saying "do what?" & the poor little things face fell, when she saw me with wet tissue paper dabbing my bottom lip, which was now swollen like a bad collagen job like Pete Burns. She kept saying she was so sorry & that she was putting Caned in his cage all day as punishment, I said it was OK these things happen, Caned obviously just got spooked & acted on instinct!!.... though I was preying it would stop bleeding & the swelling would go down for when I went out later!!....
Meddy headed off for her audition, after saying to help myself to anything out of her fridge & showing me where the coffee was. Had a coffee & 3 ginger biscuits & hoped the heat would soothe my lip that had gone from stinging to numb swollen & rubbery (just like when the dentist gives you a mouth injection) thankfully after a few hrs the swelling went from Pete Burns proportions to Angelina Jolie proportions!! but a bit sore & still weepy, I had a 1" cut down my from inside my lip to just under my lip (where quite a lot of Goths & Emo's have their lip rings) the fleshy inside & middle of lip had meshed together quite well, but the lower lip & bit below the lip where the teeth sank in deepest was still not healing over & a blood thick clear fluid kept oozing from it (despite trying to plug it with foundation & powder) Got done up like I did on BBBM & headed out at 6pm, Barbie had come home 10mins earlier & said Maddy had told her what happened with Caned, I said it was just unfortunate, I didn't blame the dog. She said I looked very glam & she loved the big hair, and with that I headed off to Stockwell tube.
Got the Northern line to Bank & then changed & took one stop on the Central line to Liverpool St & remembered the route to Heneage Street, from when we filmed there on Sunday 1st August, and arrived at The Pride of Spitalfields, (quite apt name while Ian is at Gay Pride) bang on 7pm. Spotted the Producer Angus straight away & he got me a pint of cider, at this point there was only 5 of us there, four of the production team & myself, got chatting to Angus & sound guy 22yr old Adam who was a quite funny Brummy. Later 2 more IMPs arrived with their partners which included the poor woman that was so big they has to sew two IMP outfits together to make one. Then a guy who played a pilot in the film arrived, and some more film crew, Angus got me another Cider & some crisps (I was now starving) told them my lip bite story which they found funny & about having to travel home as a Zombie the other day. Spotted a few fags in the pub, a few wierdo's & 3 young hotties!!
The film was a bit behind schedule & was only at rough cut stage, so this was a Wrap Party, or more of a drink rather than a Premier of the film which Angus said should be happening around October, The black girl IMP with the intricate plaited hair, arrived done up with her boyfriend & when she realised it wasn't a fancy party with drinks & party nibbles, she left in under 1min which made me laugh. I was about to go at 9.30pm when Angus asked if I'd like to be a Witch in his next film? so I stayed a bit longer to chat he said he'd email me the script & to read McBeth as it would resonate!! Bought Angus & Adam a Pint of Fosters & myself a half of Cider & it came to £6.50 which was good as a Large White Wine & a V&T came to £11.50 in Ku Bar!!.
I left at 10.30pm, bought a smoked salmon & cream cheese bagel at Liverpool St station as I was famished & got back to Ian's shattered at midnight, walked past a gang of hoodies drinking beer on & around a bench near the station, who shouted out "Fancy a beer love?" & I was polite and said "no thanks, but thanks for asking, have a good night lads" If your not intimidated & don't snub, or be rude to groups of hoodies, I find your rarely hassled, so I went on my way with them saying I had a nice Coolou which if my memory serves me well means arse!
Lay in bed trying to sleep despite feeling shattered, wondering how Manchester's Gay Pride was going for Ian, plus how things were going for my two Gay BFF Nat & Terry? they are going through a tough time, with one thing & another, which the present state this country is in doesn't help etc. I'd sent an email & text asking how things were but had not got a reply, but mind you I vanish from communication for a bit when things are not good in my world too. At 1.30am I heard what sounded like gunfire, then at 2am I heard a really loud gunshot, that sounded right outside, eventually fell asleep some time after that.
I was woken by my phone at 3am I quickly turned it off as not to wake the girls. Then checked to see who had rung but the number was not stored in the new phone so I text "who is this? you just woke me up!!" I got the reply "Blast from the past. *Lenny, young guy. Good looking ;)" (modest too!! NOT!!) oh god I thought Bloody *Lenny King, a bloody pain in the arse, who asked me for my number, to go on a date & who then only called at unsociable hrs when pissed or horny or fresh from leaving a club, wanting either a booty call or some dirty talk to jerk off too!! FUCK OFF!!..... I turned off my phone or he'd be calling all night, despite me cutting him off!! just like he always use to do before!! the bloody pain in the arse!!.... if I'd of missed that call that my mum was being rushed to hospital in the wee hrs the day she died because my phone was off due to his nuisance calls I would NEVER of forgiven him!!
Identity NOW protected,
Hopefully, finally he knows now
to treat a lady with respect or the truth will come out!!
I'm Sure prospective employees would not have been too impressed!!
After that I had a restless sleep on & off waking at 4am, 5.30am, 7am, 8.30am & 9.30am, I put my phone back on at 7am & got a missed call message, Yep it was F**king *Lenny again!! I'm tempted to put his number on here & say to call him in the wee hrs whenever your up (the more unsociable the better) on a withheld number just to turn the tables!!.... (4/10/2010) But now it seems I don't need to resort to such tactics, as apparently he has learnt the error of his ways, or else he has just grovelled to me to save his arse. Mind you he did threaten Libel, if *name & pic were not removed, but I have every offensive Text message he has sent & Call time's logged, so both the call records from Phone company & the saved texts would be evidence enough to prove there was no case for Libel, as would all entry's in my page a day diary's over past couple of years. I may be blonde, but I'm not stupid!!! So lucky for him I have taken pity!!
Sunday 29th August I finally got up at 10.30am still feeling exhausted & had a coffee to try & wake me up & cleaned my face carefully as not to make my lip start weeping again!! The swelling had gone down & it was no longer numb & it had a fine scab down it, but it hurt if the skin stretched to smile or if I puckered my lips! put on Black D&G kitten camisole vest, black studded leggings, black waterfall jersey cardigan & black TrimSole thong footwear, shagged my natural hair up, packed case & did make-up sat on Ian's bed, watching Big Brothers Little Brother at noon. (Aisleyne BB7 who fucked me over BIG TIME in 2009 was on BBLB) Then I put on my denim jacket, picked up my bag & wig bag & headed downstairs & said bye to the girls, thanking them for their hospitality.
Headed off to Stockwell tube passing 5 police officers on bicycles pulling into Ian's estate (wondered if it was in connection to last nights gun fire??) & got a spicy cheese sani, a diet coke & a News Of The World paper from the shop on the way, then bought my £11.50 single ticket to St Albans (it's cheaper on weekends than week days) & took the Northern line to Kings Cross, then got the train to St Albans, when it arrived in St Albans it was pouring with torentual rain outside, with a strong gale accompanying it. Quickly I ran for cover with all my baggage, & got my extendable umbrella out of my case pocket. Walked home dragging my case & with my two large bags over my shoulder, with the umbrella's spokes crushed against my crown, (to prevent blowing inside out) and gripped the umbrella handle with all my might. about 20yards from home there was a massive, deep, wide, very long puddle in my side of the road, "oh shit" I thought "I have stayed dry this far & I am gonna get splashed!!" but to my delight as the traffic wasn't busy both ways, so cars were swerving round it!! Just as I relaxed, a black car went through it at high speed, covering me from head to toe & soaking me right through to the core. The Bastard!! he did it on purpose as he slowed down to normal speed the minuet he had gone past me!!
Got home & peeled off my wringing wet clothes that were stuck to me, dried off & put on a vest & jogging bottoms on!! & then checked the window in back room, to see if it was now closed?..... as expected it now was (as I saw when I came home my other window & door had been painted) put my dirty clothes & my puddle soaked ones in the wash & then did a few household chores (slowly as I'm still tired!!) added some of the gay guys from Kasbar & Two Brewers, who friend requested me on Facebook and I am now watching Nadia & Brian camp it up on Ultimate Big Brother & Alan Carr Chatty Man, while hoping Rupauls Drag Race is back on TV in the UK soon. Then it wont be long before I hit my Kylie Bed Linened Bed for the land of Nod, wondering what the next week will bring this sleepy Fag Hag!??
BTW found out I was on John Bishops Britain Saturday on BBC1, thats the 2nd time I have been on and missed it anyway the link is below in YELLOW apparently I'm on 1:15 into the show and 10:16 if you don't want to watch whole show!!
The run up to 2010 was a Sombre affair, I was dreading the 1st Xmas of my life spent without my beloved Mum, for me Mum was Christmas.... I was very fortunate to be invited to spend Christmas with my 2 Gay BFF Nat & Terry, but I knew in spite of their best efforts to make me feel better & the fact that they are my Second Family, there was going to be a deep emptiness deep inside of me, however much of a brave face I put on. But I donned the silly Hats/Antlers etc read the naff cracker jokes (always the best type) & spoke to my brother Bill & Sister Julie on Phone, thanking them for my prezzis (I got a fab Marilyn Monroe studded top & hair styler from Julie & her Turkish husband Erdal, amid numerous other items)
Spot the Turkey!
The Studded Marilyn Top!!
I met & became friends with Erdal after a couple of holidays in Cesme Turkey (which has become my 2nd home) I was determined my sister met him ,when we went on holiday there together,the The 1st holiday taken together since we were kids (a treat from my dad) My sister & I are very different & I knew if she didn't get on with any of my other friends there, it would be impossible for her not to like Erdal, as he is lovely & as they have been married over 10yrs, I was obviously right (it also sticks two fingers up at the workmates of my sister, that said he was just after her passport, just because he is 13yrs younger than her!!)
Erdal & Julie Yilmaz
January 2010
I went back home on December 28th& saw The New Year in with Friends Jennie & Edgar at a Local Party. It was only the 3rd time in my life that I'd seen the New Year in without my Mum (& I don't care how much of a Billy No Mates that makes me sound, I loved seeing in the New Year with a Glass of Bucks Fizz & My Mum) Though I still felt devastated, I was determined 2010 was going to be a good year for me, after all I'd had 3yrs of HELL from losing my jobs, ill health & then losing the most Important thing to me, my Mum!!.... thought I was due some good luck & 2010 would bring it, after all it has the perfect 10 at the end!!
One New Year Exception, was for The Millennium, I saw the New Year in with my friend Jennie, on a Yacht in the Centre of the Thames by the OXO building In a Shocking Pink, Long, Fish Tailed, Rubber, Off The Shoulder, Lace-Up Backed, Long Sleeved Dress, (well it was practical, Waterproof & Warm, without needing a Coat in the Dec/Jan cold) Pink Glitter Platforms & a Blonde & Silver Wig, that Rupaul would be Proud Of!! & the crowds on the banks & bridges would Chant, "Barbie, Barbie, Barbie!!" as I got on & off the Water Taxi to peruse The Onshore, Thames Side, New Year Entertainments. Which was quite ironic seeing they didn't know they were chanting at The Evil Barbie!!...
Apparently I discovered later, via friends, seeing in the New Year at home, I was featured on the news (no idea which channel!!) I guess there were Cameras on the OXO Building. The Yacht was brilliant you had food & drink at hand, plus a Toilet (god knows how those who were on the Bridge & Thames Edge from 6am to get a good spot got on?? for food & toilet needs?) we moored in the Thames the night before so were nicely settled by morning. Come Midnight 8 of us were sat on the front of the yacht, a bottle of Champagne each, watching the fireworks leap into the sky from the Centre of The Thames both right in front of the Yacht & directly behind, it was definitely memorable.
On January 23rdit was the 40th Birthday of another Gay Friend, Richard, who I'd met through Nat & Terry Years ago. It was a 80's Theme So I got to indulge in my love of Fancy Dress & became Debbie Harry (Blondie) for the night, While Richard was Boy George, he was George Micheal the Year before, must like the name George!!
Do You Really Want To Hurt Me??
On January 29th I went to Elstree, Borehamwood, with yet another one of my Gay friends Ian Mann to appear on Big Brothers Big Mouth, as we are both loud & opinionated, The show went well despite me feeling violently sick 15 mins before I went on & having a very dodgy tummy after we left. I had come down with one of those annoying 24hr bugs that was going around!! YUCK!!......
BBBM
February
Feb 6th and it was Big Brother 11, Auditions time, my Big Brother Friends Richard Newman (BB7) and Gerry Stergiopoulos (BB8) said I'd do well & would be brilliant on there (I'd certainly of out Cougared the Cougar that did go in) I got through the Auditions & got my hand stamped & had to fill in a lot of forms, and go through the usual tests, but obviously I didn't get in the final selection (or I'd not be typing this now..... unless I was voted out early of course) I am friends with quite a few BB housemates, including Jonty Stern who also was in BB8.
My friend Tania, who use to work for my BFF Candie at Chanel, was in the much maligned BB5, she was the one everyone said looked like Liz Hurley & everyone was talking about her blusher (as she put lots on thinking the TV lights would make her look washed out) in fact I talk to Mario & Lisa, plus Lea quite a lot too!!......
Pissed Fag Hag & her boys Richard & Gerry
With BB8's Jonty
The Big Brother 11 Your Through Auditions Stamp
With My Gorri Girls
After The BB11 Auditions, I set off to Southgate North London, to catch up with my Greek Posse, from my Gorri Girl days, to celebrate my friend Sarah's 42nd Birthday, we were the same quiet wallflowers we have always been!!..... NOT!!!!
On Feb 22nd my Late Fathers Birthday, my Sister-in-law Karen (my brother Bill's 2nd wife) went into labour with her 1st child & we hoped it would be born on Dads Birthday. But it wasn't until 3 days later on Feb 25ththat Alex Daniel Philip Smith Was Born at 3.25am to a much relieved & very tired Karen!!
March
At the beginning of March I went back to the Gym in earnest, determined to lose the 2st gained due to being depressed over mums unexpected death, I wasn't quite up to the 3-4hrs 5-7days a week I was doing before, but it was a start in the right direction..... though I could feel how much 10 months of inactivity, had set me back!!
On March 8th I attended my friend Linda's Launch Night for Loyal Linda's Promotions, where I caught up with friends Ian Mann & Jonty Stern & 90's Pop sensation Anthony Kavanagh, a drunken night was had & Ian, Linda, Kav & I all ended up in Soho's Shadow Lounge, for some drunken disco dancing, after Kav & I had been singing our lungs out, on the way there in the taxi !!
With Kav, Coz 'He Can Make Me Feel Good'
Ian & I
The next day still drunk Ian & I went to the imax to watch Alice In Wonderland in 3D Excellent!!.....
Saturday was not so excellent as I got stood up!!!...... "His LOSS!!" Sunday was Mothers Day so I took flowers to Mum & Dads Grave....
Things were pretty quiet for a while apart from a bit of Ebaying to earn a few ££. Until Gerry Stergiopoulos told me to contact Endimol as Big Brother were doing a show talking to people who had auditioned for BB every year, but never got in, he said it was my chance to shine. So I emailed the email address he gave me, giving them my home & mobile number as well as email address.
April
Went off to Stay with my BFF Candies for a couple of weeks, to help decorate her house, when I got back I found someone from BB had left a message on my home phone & I called back leaving them a message to say that, I was going back to Candies for one more week after the weekend so to call me on my mobile there, leaving my number yet again. A week went by & no call so I called again & someone called me back & they said I would be Ideal, but they had done all there filming now & weren't sure they'd be doing any more & if she didn't call back in 2 days I'd be out of luck!! she didn't call "Bugger" I thought, Why didn't she Call me on my mobile instead of leave a message on my home phone!!.... but thought oh well maybe fate has something better than BB for me!!
May
On May 11ththe 1yr Anniversary of Mums death I took flowers to mums grave & tidied it up & in the Evening had a meal with my Sister Julie & Erdal at The Peahen in St Albans
The Peahen
On May 22nd it was my friend Jennie's Husbands 50th & their 10yr Wedding Anniversary, they had a Vicars & Tarts Party, giving me another excuse for a bit of fancy dress. Even the busty mini gingerbread women had suspenders & Evil Barbie rocked with the band !!.... I got chatting to a guy there called *Jeff who invited me out for a drink, not really my normal type to be honest, he was 49yrs & looked older & was much shorter than me, even shorter when I was in my killer heels, I tend to go for a tall toy boy normally, but he was fun & nice to chat to so I agreed!!
Evil Barbie Rocks
May 24th & my Phone & Broadband is now with Talk Talk I set up my Modem & nothing!!
So let me inform you of My experience with Talk Talk since joining Talk Talk on May 21st. I was cold called by a Talk Talk sales person, while fed up with high £60-£80 bills by BT when I only spend £5-£10 a quarter for calls on my land-line & I was advised to swap to Talk Talk & to include a broadband package, rather than have my then present dial up by Eclipse & was told it would be a lot faster after checking my line, so I agreed to move to Talk Talk as the package was only £2 more than my Eclipse monthly bill alone & I was told they would liaise with BT & Eclipse, to inform them of the changes on my behalf, to save me time & effort, and I would be with talk Talk from May 21st.
I was 3days late trying to connect my broadband, as I didn't get my Talk Talk modem in the post until Monday 24th, but when I connected up my modem, although it was working correctly I had none of the start up symbols on my PC, for Windows Excel, or Windows 7 mentioned in booklet, as my PC was Windows 98, so I called customer services at 10am & was told my old PC was NOT compatible with Talk Talks broadband, I asked why the sales person didn't check I was PC compatible for the package before selling me it? (I was told in a blaze manner, oh they wouldn't do that, one would assume people used up to date PCs etc) I said that I was desperate to get back online, as I was between jobs, an used my PC to do job searches & send off CV's and apply for auditions & I needed to be able to check any replies which could mean possible job interviews.
Customer services kept putting me through from 1 dept to the next, and it was suggested I upgrade my PC to Windows 7, I said being presently unemployed I could not afford to do that, after being shunted from pillar to post speaking to people in India, America, South Africa & 1 other country, which I no longer can recall, I was told by Talk Talk that I could get an upgrade to Windows 7, for my PC for £10 at PC World, I said was she sure as that sounded very cheap & if that was the case I should of upgraded years ago, she said she was & my account would be credited £10 to pay for it, then my problem would be solved.
So I had a 2hr round trip by train to my nearest PC world in Hemel, to get the upgrade but nobody there knew what on earth I was on about?? saying an upgrade to Windows 7 would cost me £97-£98 (cant find piece of paper I wrote exact price on, at moment) To say I was not happy about my wasted 2hr journey, after 3 wasted hrs talking to Talk Talk on the phone, on what was the hottest day of the year, when I should of been enjoying the local park instead, is an understatement.
So now both livid and frustrated I spoke to Talk Talk customer services yet again, I spoke to a nice American man in America & was told that, as dial up and broadband were different, I should still be able to use my dial up provider, or he could close down my account & open up a new Talk Talk account which was phone only, but I'd lose my present number and be assigned a new one, which I didn't want as I had an excellent memorable phone number & he said as the broadband was practically free in my package it was probably better to stick with present package, in case I got a laptop or similar in the future for my birthday that was coming up soon, but said he could as some compensation for situation, reduce my package by £2, as at the moment I couldn't at present make use of my broadband, I said that seemed fair and I'd contact Eclipse.
I contacted Eclipse & they said Talk Talk had not informed them of my change (like the sales girl said she would) & my Dial up was suspended the moment my BT line was disconnected, I asked if they could re connect me, via Talk Talk phone line, but they said their dial up was not compatible with Talk Talk, (after doing a line check) frustrated and after being in floods of tears of frustration on the phone to my friend I called Talk Talk customer services yet again.
I was now yet again, talking to yet another Talk talk guy in India, so I went into the long lengthy story of what had happened so far, which I had to repeat several times as his grasp of English was very VERY poor, he asked if I wanted to close my account?? I said even though after today's events I felt like going back to BT out of sheer frustration, I did NOT want to cancel as I want to keep my Talk Talk phone-line, but I did want a solution to my problem, he spoke to the tech dept & got back to me & said if I'd have bought the expensive Windows 7 upgrade, at PC world it probably would of been too advanced to be compatible with my windows 98 PC anyway, but it would upgrade to Window Excel & that could be done for £10-£20 from PC world.
I said I'd spent 2hrs travelling to PC World earlier & they quoted £97-£98 to upgrade, he said as Talk Talk & PC World were interconnected company's, if I explained I was a Talk Talk customer & it was to enable my Talk Talk Broadband they would sort me out for £10-£20, I said I didn't want another 2hr wasted train journey,wasted train journey, he said he would give me the direct number of PC Worlds sales team & I could sort it over the phone, he said if he could do that would I be happy to stay with Talk Talk then? & I said of course, I don't want to leave I just want the problem sorted!! & quick!!.... so he said he would credit my account with another £10 in case upgrade costs £20 & gave me the number 0870 087 0870 to call PC World on.
Like Blondie, Talk Talk keep Me Hanging On The Telephone
So tired, irritated and stressed I called 0870 087 0870 & when a voice greeted me with "Carphone Warehouse Mobile Phones how can I help?" I didn't know whether to laugh, scream or cry!!!...
So yet again I called Talk Talk Customer Services, this time I spoke to a woman in South Africa, by then it was 5pm & I had spent 5hrs on the phone talking to Talk Talk & 2hrs on a wasted journey to PC World (at Talk Talks customer services suggestion), yet again I went through the whole story, from beginning to end, she said on the screen of my account that I wanted to cancel my account, I said to remove that, as it was wrong, I did NOT wish to cancel, I'd discussed the possibilities of cancelling my account & opening a phone line only one with an American chap, but we came to the conclusion it was not worth the trouble & best to keep present one.
I told her about my Trip to PC World & Call to PC World, that turned out to be the mobile phone dept of Carphone Warehouse!!... she was very apologetic about my stress & said she would talk to her supervisor for advice.
She got back to me and said she thought she had a solution that would work that would also save me having to go through any more bother myself, she would see if she could send someone out from Talk Talk Tech team, to come out to upgrade my PC to Windows Excel for me, she said as it was now 5.30pm the UK office was shut and not answering phone but she said she would call them 1st thing tomorrow morning & call me back to let me know the outcome.
They would need to know my address etc for the appointment, but legally she couldn't give them that, but she would get them to call me for needed details, if I am happy with the response/outcome the following day (tues 25th May) she took my mobile number & home number & mentioned that she noticed we shared the same birthday June 20th, and said she would call me the next day & I thought at last someone doing something pro active who's taken details to call me back on, for once I felt optimistic.
Later that night *Jeff who I met at the Tarts & Vicars party, who had called earlier when I was in tears of sheer frustration, came round & he had bought me a packard bell notepad, to cheer me up, and to be able to check emails & apply for jobs online until Talk Talk sorted out my PC, they also gave me a 3 plug & play USB modem, in case I needed to use note pad away from home & a credit note for £179 in Riess to buy myself something with. I was touched by his kindness & also very surprised.
Just as well he did do that, as Tue 25th May Came & went & no call back from the Lady from Talk Talk ..... byMay 30th Still no word, very frustrating, but thanks to *Jeff, at least I could now use my broadband with my new notebook, and I had too much on interview wise, to hang on the line to Talk Talk customer services again for hrs at a time.
June
Then on the night of June 2ndin the middle of sending off an important document I lost my Talk Talk Broadband connection, thank God I had my 3 plug & play USB modem *Jeff had got me with notebook or I'd not have been able to save my work to drafts or send, I restarted modem no joy, I checked phone line & I had a line & thought as its 1am I will wait until office hrs to call customer services tomorrow, 3rd June but when I went to call that morning, I now no longer had a phone-line either????? I tried customer services on my mobile but my pay as you go £5 credit was eaten up before anyone answered, deeply upset by this never ending saga I tried to contact Talk Talk via email on talktalk.co.uk/help/welcome but 3 attempts I made would not send.....
My friend called by & found me in tears of anger & frustration yet again, and let me use their mobile to call customer services, where I spoke to someone in India, I said that I had no Broadband or Phone-line & didn't know why?? & he said the line/broadband had been disconnected, I said why as I have only been a customer 12 days & had not asked to close my account?? nor had there been any problem with my connection fee as far as I am aware??, nor had I received notice by post, email or phone of any pending disconnection, he said he would try to sort it for me & apologised for the poor customer service I had received thus far, but before I got any answer he cut me off (accidentally or not I don't know)
My friend had to go so couldn't leave me their phone & I had a DHSS appointment in 15mins time, so had no time to call again anyway, only to have to go through the whole thing again to yet another customer service person anywhere in the world. As he had my details on screen & he'd cut me off, he should of called me back on my mobile to continue to solve my dilemma!!!
Frustrated I gave my contact us form one more go which has finally 4th time lucky sent to Talk Talk but on 4th writing was a lot more brief in its explanation of the problem than the other 3!!...... I ended email with -please can you get my line & broadband up & running again I NEVER canceled it (though I said I came close to, several times when answering online, the HOW DID WE DO customer services survey)
They replied Dear Miss.Smith,
Please accept our apologies for the delay in responding to your email. We always aim to provide a high level of customer service *thats a joke* and will respond to emails as quickly as possible.
I can confirm after viewing your account that you did speak to our Options Team to cancel your contract. If you would like to re-join TalkTalk please contact our Sales Team on 0800 049 9999. For any further queries, please visit the TalkTalk Helpdesk for answers to common broadband and landline questions. Alternatively, you can contact us by telephone on 0870 444 1820. Calls to this number are free from your TalkTalk landline.
Thanks for your reply but I did NOT ask for my contract to be canceled, I discussed the possibility with one guy, when problems were being offered to problem & we decided against it & later when talking to someone else they said it said on my details I wanted to cancel & I said that was wrong & not the case & to remove from my details as it was discussed but opted against it, and the last person I was speaking to who was going to get back to me, was going to sort my broadband problem & no talk of cancelling was involved the cancellation was only mentioned once re broadband that I couldn't use NOT land line & I was told as it came as a package the whole package would have to be cancelled & I said I didn't want that, so wanted to stick with package & work on broadband solution. NEVER did I confirm to cancel, in fact once, when I was told that a cancellation request had been put on my account screen, I said to remove it as it was incorrect & even if I did ask for account to be cancelled (which I didn't) like BT I would think Talk talk would write or email me that a cancellation was going through giving me a few days to change mind. which never happened... obviously having no land line that FREE phone number is of NO use, to my mobile that phoning customer services yesterday ate all my £5 credit off of without even getting to speak to anyone!!...I guess I will have to try find a neighbour to let me use their phone.... And as I have no Talk Talk land line as you cancelled it NOT at MY Request that number being free from it is of no use!!!
As I'd said b4 one of your operators have wrongly put me down to cancel, probably down to a language barrier, as I was told it was on my screen the next time I went to customer services after talking to someone in India, who had poor English & who I had to repeat myself to over & over again to be understood (which he still didn't seem to) and I told the next operator who said it was on there, that that was wrong & to remove it!!..... you would think after the messing about I would have customer services would call me on my mobile to re connect me as I did NOT ask for this and you think you'd bee keen to keep a customer, your claim in email above re aiming to deliver a high level of customer service is wide of the mark to say the least
Thankfully my neighbour was kind enough to let me use her phone I have asked to be reconnected, but would take 2-3weeks, my new ref number is NL10330467 I was told there would be a £69.99 connection fee & after talking to sales, she put me through to customer services who said as I NEVER requested to be disconnected in the 1st place they could remove that fee or refund if I find it on my bill, Sales also told me I'd lost my 01727 84 85 80 tel number as it went back to BT when I was disconnected, which I was very angry about as that was one of the main reasons I opted against disconnecting when discussed originally, she said once I got my new number, I could go to customer services to get my old one to replace it, I hope this info is correct, she also said she would contact me on my mobile in 1-2 days to try sort things I hope she is true to her word as last time the girl in SA who I spoke to last on May 24th said that she would call me back onMay 25th& I never heard from her since & then got the shock of a disconnected phone/broadband on 1st June which it seems is the norm with Talk Talk customer services.
His response.......
Dear Miss.Smith,
Please accept our apologies for the delay in responding to your email. We always aim to provide a high level of customer service and will respond to emails as quickly as possible.I can confirm all the previous correspondence sent to you from myself regarding the disconnection are based on the notes on your account, however it is obvious you do want to be with TalkTalk and I sincerely hope we can regain your trust and give you better service than you have previously experienced. For any further queries, please visit the TalkTalk Helpdesk for answers to common broadband and landline questions. Alternatively, you can contact us by telephone on 0870 444 1820. Calls to this number are free from your TalkTalk landline.
CALLS TO THIS NUMBER ARE FREE FROM YOUR TALK TALK LAND LINE!!! was he trying to piss me off further? ..... I replied
Dear Amraize,
I last spoke to you, via email on the3rd June re me getting back in touch with Talk Talk via my neighbours phone & being given ref No NL10330467 to reconnect me to my Essentials package that I NEVER requested to be disconnected from in the 1st place (no matter which of the 10 customer service operators I spoke to on May 24th put on my on screen info!!) last time I spoke to you I said the last lady customer services I spoke to said she would put on my account that I would NOT be charged the £69.99 reconnection fee as I NEVER requested to be Disconnected in 1st place!!
It was discussed as an option re broadband non compatibility problems with my PC but dismissed as not an option as I didn't want to lose my brilliant 01727 84 85 80 number that's on all my printed up CV's and on all my work agency details etc, she also said she would endeavor to get me back my original number, as it was due to a Talk Talks operator mistake I had lost it, and would call me back on my mobile in 1-2 days to confirm that that info was on my on screen info for ref NL10330567 as it takes 24hrs to be logged in system, you may be surprised to hear (I'm Not) that she didn't call me back on my mobile after 1-2 days in fact 10days later she still hasn't (despite me asking her to promise to several times, after saying to her, that so far EVERY Talk Talk customer service person who'd promised to call me back on my mobile/home phone, the next day, after hearing all past customer service people, who promised this before, NEVER had)
Today I waited in for the engineer to come in & connect line etc as today is my new go live day, he was confused by your instructions to connect line but give no dial tone, as that's normally for work premises that want broadband but no telephone number, which is not the case, as I want to be reconnected to my same essentials phone & broadband package which I was wrongly disconnected from in the 1st place!!..... he said he also had no number assigned for my phone which he also thought odd, but after hearing my experiences with Talk Talk Thus far he said maybe it was because Talk Talk intended to reconnect my old number to my line (I wish I had as much optimism re Talk Talks actions as he has) maybe he thought that was why he was asked to give me no dial tone at the mo & as of yet no live broadband (though he said it may take 1hr to come through) so maybe you can enlighten me as to what exactly is going on & why was he informed NOT to give me a dialing tone etc??? you say in last email about hopefully me regaining trust in Talk Talk I'm not feeling it Thus far!!
2days later my phone line & broadband came back on, but I did NOT get my old number & was given a less memorable one (typical) I thought that was the end of the HELL, Talk Talk put me through ..... but no oh no it gets much worse, much worse, as you will see in due time, suffice to say every time I hear the "Neon Rainbow" song, I want to punch the TV screen.
May
May 26th I had a Meal with *Jeff in local Italian Restaurant in a khaki bejeweled Riess dress I'd bought the day before, with the credit note gift he'd given me, he was really good company & we talked on every subject under the sun, but I still didn't feel a romantic vibe, more one of friendship, but it was only a 1st date as such.
The Dress in Black so you can see Detail
The Dress
May 27th I went to The Orange Tree Totteridge with one of my best male friends Mike, who I have known ever since he tried to pull me when I was 21yrs, When I was a Marilyn Monroe look-alike, Assistant Manager of a Bar Called Marilyns, wearing the white 7year Itch dress. We were meeting up with mutual friend Gemma who we'd not seen for a few years (I was going to go on Ch4's "Coach Trip" with Gemma until they changed our dates for joining coach & Gemma couldn't do due to work commitments)
The Orange Tree
Gemma & I
Mike & I met Gemma's newish Egyptian boyfriend, who is a surgeon not quite what we imagined, but a good night was had & we said we must meet up more often, Gemma also said her trademark shocking pink was going back into her hair.
May 29th& I was having a Costa Coffee in The Maltins St Albans after running a few errands when *Jeff called & said what was I doing? I told him & he said he'd see me at Costa's in 5 mins, he rolled up saying he'd done brilliantly business wise that day & we were going shopping. Then whisked me into Jane Norman spending over £70 on me then into FCUK to get the White Morand style cap sleeved shift dress I loved (as seen recently on Kerry Katona) but the only one in my size so the manager said she would phone around to try get it for me. Then he whisked me off to one of my fave shoe shops Kurt Geiger & I couldn't decide between a blingy flat pair of thong sandals £96 or a bling pair of killer heels £120 (below)....... so he got me both!!.....BLIMEY!!!!
The £96 Thong Sandals SO COMFY!!
May 29thwatched Eurovision alone for the 1st time in years (disappointed with winner yet again!!) normally I am at either Nat & Terry's, or Richards for a Campfest of A Eurovision Party, their Party's are Legendary!! There is always a fancy dress theme, such as past winners (I went as Dana International) "Viva La Diva" one year sewing loads of feathers on a shrug to make my copy of his/her Jean-Paul Gautier outfit, and in a air stewardess outfit one year to support (Scooch) "Flying The Flag" Candy went as Sandy Shaw.
One year the theme was Country's (I went as "Turkish De Fright", for Turkey in Belly dance outfit) my Post Pregnant best friend Candy went as "Biggy Bardot" For France & Nat & Terry went as "Frank & Ferta" for Germany, or a Eurotrash theme, which was a funny one. We all get score sheets & you score out of 10 for song, dance routine, costume, and lyrics (there is cefax 888 for lyrics in English if not sung in English) points are deducted from final score for pit flashing in dance routine a covered pit (-2) a bare pit (-4) a bare hairy pit (-8) There is a buffet of food from all the country's entered, plus a punch with booze from each country entered.
Then there is the Drag Queen waitress who enters at start of each song, with a tray with smallish tumbler glasses of the drink of the country singing, (Wine for France, Oozo Greece, Shcnapps Poland, Vodka Russia you get the idea) which you must drink by time song ends or do a forfeit, then at the end there is a Marque to dance in with CD's playing on random of all past Eurovision hits... It's great fun & anyone who poo poo's Eurovision should try it, they may grow to love Eurovision. One of my Fave Eurovision tracks was from the year Scooch was our entry, it was "Drama Queen" by DQ the fact it didn't make it past the semi's was a travesty it should of won!!
June
June 7th& I auditioned with my friends Ian Man, Polly Furse, Nerissa Cole, Paul Wilder & Bob Davies & a few others for a New show by the makers of Pineapple Dance Studio's called Louie Spence's Showbusiness (look out for it on Sky1 from Jan 2011) we would be followed by their cameras from June until Dec....
The Showbusiness Gang
Let me take you to a Gay Bar, Gay Bar
The Man Himself & The Show!!
We were successful, we all went out for a celebratory drink at Ku Bar & then Polly, Ian & I kept going hitting the Soho Gay Bars, such as The Friendly Society, Retro Bar (above) & the Yard, ending up with me crashing at Ian's, the next morning I set off to Audition for BBC1's John Bishops Britain........ Got the gig!!
Ku Bar
Friendly Society Soho
Retro Bar
The Yard
13th June*Jeff took me out shopping for my Ascot Hat for my Birthday & I found a fab big cream one for £90 in Debenhams, he said to find myself a dress for the event over the next few days & he'd pay for it, I said he didn't have to but he insisted. The next day I found two both cost £30 & I didn't know whether to go for the black or the purple one? I called him to see if he was about to choose for me? He said he wasn't but as they were cheap to get both & he'd reimburse me when he next saw me.
15th June Filming for Louie Spences Showbusiness begins at a Extras House Party round Nerissa's, I had a bit of a laugh with lovely Bob Davies, during the 5+ hours of filming. John Bishops Britain called my mobile re my dates for filming, while I was being filmed by Pulse, saying they wanted to film me for the show on Thursday June 17th in London.
16th JuneI went to the black book Industry Networking Party, at the Mayfair Millennium Hotel, in Grovenor Square, with Ian Mann (who left early) and ended up talking for ages to the lovely Adrian Mills from "That's Life" His wife is a lucky lady, he is funny, charming, intellegent & handsome (not often can I say that about an older man) and looks years younger than his age.
The Millennium Hotel
Adrian Mills
17th June Filmed my part for John Bishops Britain in The Victoria Pub Paddington (below) in a little black cocktail dress, on a gloriously Hot Day dragging my suitcase for my stay at Nat & Terry's & My Huge Ascot Hatbox up & down untold escalators & staircases .... Got to Nat & Terry's hrs later & crashed out shattered.
18th June Candy Nat & I went to Royal Ascot (A Yearly Tradition for my Birthday) getting the train from Waterloo, The weather was chilly & overcast, a complete change from the glorious weather the day before. Then just before it got rainy (just before 2 last races) we got chatting to a group of guys, who were in the hospitality marque & they sneaked us in with their passes & we enjoyed the free bar & free food (Result) we then went on a pub crawl with them, round Ascot after the races had finished,
Candy & I on Train to Ascot
With Nat & Candy In Hospitality
The Lads
The next day was freezing & raining & I went on a Walthemstow Historic Walk with Nat & Terry, during the day & then in the evening there was a mass Gay Gathering round the house for an inside (due to weather) BBQ party, to herald in my Birthday at 12 midnight, my Fab Pink Posse sang me Happy Birthday!! & then "Viva La Diva" blasted out (my theme tune lol) & we danced round the kitchen singing our lungs out!!
20th JuneMy 46th Birthday was spent chilled at Nat & Terry's then in the Evening the Pink Posse & I trawled the Walthemstow Gay Bars, then Karaoke'd like demons possessed
Things went pretty quiet for a while & spent a very sunny June 27thin my garden chair & with a picnic in my bag, sat in St Albans, High St, enjoying the St Albans Music Festival, Paul Young & his country & western band were among the 5 acts playing.
July
1st JulyI saw Shreck in 3D with Ian Mann at the imax (excellent)
2nd July I was on Big Brothers Big mouth with my lovely & beautiful friend Miriam Virgo (who has a book out at the moment "The Naked Truth" see below, well worth a read) We were even filmed for a blog for OK Magazine. (Yellow link below) I discovered I had 1 person slagging me off on digital spy, saying who is that irritating blonde in the front with her friend?, about 30-40yrs with hair extensions... PML as insults go it was a compliment, being described as about 30-40yrs at 46yrs lol
3rd July*Jeff called he sounded real down & I felt so sorry for him he is going through absolute hell with his divorce. I really feel for him he is a decent guy & doesn't deserve it.
9th Julywent for a drink with *Jeff he seemed more upbeat, but you can see what his soon to be ex wife is putting him through, he is looking haggard, with bags under eyes & he is getting very thin & looks as though he is shrinking in height too, he goes out of his way for her but she uses every opportunity to twist the knife & she is the one that went off with someone else, not him. He is also looking very twitchy & nervy his eyes always scanning the place (looking out for his soon to be ex wife or her friends??) He seemed to have foggoten about saying hed pay for the two dresses I got (which cost me £60 I couldn't afford to spend) But I didn't bring it up.
I think this nervousness & him lacking in confidence (down to being pussy whipped by the wife) plus his lack of height & shrinking build is why, I think I will never see him as sexy & as anything more than a friend, despite the fact I know he would be a kind, considerate, caring, generous partner, some woman one day will be lucky to have him.
11th JulyI did a casting in Knightsbridge, for Models Of diversity as the woman who runs it Angel said she wanted me for Front of House Model, for a Celebrity Launch Night for M.O.D
16th July filmed a Pop Video for Chase & Status for their NEW single "Let You Go" Ian, Nerissa & I were in Chat Show Scenes (we are shown a lot, I'm in Red Dress) & Ian & I were in club scene too but its all out of focus so you can only see main character "Patrick Chase"clearly. Patrick Chase is played by Glen Carter (Jersey Boys) the video was a hoot to make it was like one of those Jerry Springer/Jeremy Kyle type shows, so the on stage characters were accusing each other of all sorts off the cuff, most of it filthy & very funny. This was also filmed by Pulse for Sky 1's Louie Spences Showbusiness.
Trio Of trouble, Ian, Nerissa & I
Patrick Chase Groupies
The Chase & Status Video "Let You Go"
Click on the video link (above) to see the video with Ian, Nerissa & I in it, I'm in the red dress, Nerissa in Orange & Ian in the Check shirt, I love the song & the video concept myself!
19th JulyAuditioned for the part of a sexually frustrated 40 something woman, (typecasting?) in the Black comedy "Footless Men", they said I was the only one who had memorised their lines & not used the script (hope that's a plus point)
July 25thI was being interviewed by my friend Polly Russell Furse for the Pilot of her Chat Show "Polly Puts The Kettle On" which was also filmed by the Louie Spence Showbusiness, Pulse Crew & part of it was used to make Polly's Show Reel, I was filmed being transformed into my alter ego Evil Barbie & talking about the auditions at Pineapple Dance Studio's for NEW Ken-Dolls. Nerissa was given a make over & Paul Wilder about his Book "My Quest For TV Fame" My Amazingly Talented friend MadSid McMad made me an amazing Beehive with side Ponytail Wig & did my Face Art. Sid is wonderfully creative with both his face art, as you will see when I dedicate a blog to him, when I get a moment, and his wigs are equally creative.
Sid works at The Gay Club, Club DV8 in Birmingham, right on the corner of Kent Street and Lower Essex Street, bang in the middle of Birmingham’s Gay Village, just 5 minutes walk away from Birmingham New Street Station where he is a Club Host, he is the most lovely guy you could possibly hope to meet & is very modest for a Creative Genius. He sells his Amazing Drag Wigs on Ebay the link is below in YELLOW , for those of you interested in acquiring some, I highly recomend them.
Chatted with Andy (while being filmed by Pulse) who is setting up his own TV network & suggested he gives MadSid McMad his own show, showcasing his face art & wigs. Andy and his female side-kick loved the idea so the wheels are being set in motion. I believe one day MadSid McMad will be a household name. If not I will go to my grave trying to make it so!!
MadSid McMad
For a laugh I decided to keep on the face paint for the train journey home, to see the reaction of the Sunday afternoon commuters!! though the 18" wig was too tall to wear on tube & train & didn't want to risk damaging it but it was fun!!.... even with my greased down wig flattened hair, I also got bought a drink when I walked past a pub in St Albans like it!''
Marilyn Manson Eat Your Heart Out
Train Victim
July 27th& I test out a Quiz Show Gogglebox due to be shown on Ch 4 Some time in the future.....
July 28ththe Horror of Talk Talk continued when I went to my ATM to take out cash for travel to London to Party with Anthony Kavanah & My friend Linda on the29th of July & my Gay Pals Housewarming on the 30th, only to find instead of being a few £100 in credit I was in fact £150+ overdrawn (I have never been overdrawn in my life!!) it turns out despite Talk Talk promising that I would not be charged the £69.99 reconnection fee (as I never requested them to disconnect me in the 1st place!!) They took £80+ from my account for reconnection, meaning when a few small direct debits came out unbeknown to me I went overdrawn & was charged £5 a day, by my bank, for each day I was unknowingly overdrawn, until July 28th I was fuming & Called Talk Talk Customer Services (being cut off several times as usual & having to re go over it again & again to different nations) I was told they could not transfer the money WRONGLY taken from my account, back into my account!! (why? they had no problem removing it, when it wasn't theirs to remove!!) but they would credit my account the amount!!HOW F*#KING KIND OF THEM !!!....NOT!!! that did fuck all to help my overdraft they bloody caused!!!
So that meant I had to miss two party's in London as until my next lot of £££ cleared in my bank I had bugger all £££ for food let alone travel fares. I FUCKING HATE TALK TALK, I RECOMMEND THAT IF ANY OF YOU READING THIS BLOG ARE THINKING OF CHANGING TO TALK TALK, FORGOD'S SAKE DON'T THEY ARE A BUNCH OF COWBOY CU#TS!!!
August
August 1st I spent the day filming a Short Independent British Film "Losing It" (which is to be entered at Cannes) it was shot in Brick Lane. I was playing one of the IMP's in a rather unfetching boiler suit, I'd run into the Producer Angus Gafraidh, en route to the studio & he seemed to take a shine to me, Only taking me & one other actor off for a drink, in the pub after, with some of the crew. He said he would send me a DVD of the film when finished & an invite to the Premier.
Feeling IMPish
Some more of the cast
July 4th & I got a call re an all singing, all dancing game show for Ch 5 & my team of Ian Mann & my (ballet trained) model friend Jennie Mitchell & I are in the running ....good the prize is 10K
Jennie Mitchell
August 5th I was contacted re playing either a Zombie or Trophy Wife, in a Zombie movie called Houseparty Of The Dead 6 & I also got another call re a new Ch4 show "Beauty & The Beast", plus a message from someone at ITV, I returned call & left message on answerphone, I was also contacted about being the voice of a Deviant Cartoon Cat, called Cat Of Nine Tails, for Badeyedeer cartoons which looks funny & interesting & kind of Ren & Stimpy dark humour!!
August 7th I was meant to go to Borehamwood to be filmed by the Pulse Showbusiness crew, supporting my friend Paul Wilder at his book signing, but had to cancel as it was my new nephew Alex's christening on the 8th & my sister said she was picking me up on the 6th to drive to hers to stay the night & then up to Sheffield on the morning before the Christening(today!!)
The signing
August 8th and the christening of Alex Daniel Philip Smith went off without a hitch, not even a cry when he was doused with the holy water, he is so good I only saw him for the 1st time on the 7th when we arrived, as Bill & his wife Karen live so far away, so not easy to get to see them. Erdal my brother-in-law mixed me 9 Turkish, Latin & UK/USA CD's (he use to be a DJ in Turkey) when I stayed the night at their's on the 6th
August 10th Zombie/Miranda audition (also filmed by Pulse for Louie Spences Showbusiness) I learnt the 5 lines on the script, but only had to say one (the least emotive of the lot) where in it the script only says Miranda has a sad face, as she says the lines, which I found confusing as one of her two daughters has turned into a zombie & her husband has just been killed (I assumed the character Miranda must of become numbed to the horror around her, if she was just sad looking & not ranting and screaming) also I was to act as if I was being slowly surrounded by Zombies, I looked afraid but didn't let out any blood curdling screams, I thought after maybe I should have, but I read the entire script & although other female characters screamed Miranda never did!!....
Then we had to do an improv scene with me & the leading man (Brad Moore) our daughter was meant to be going to a friends birthday party, and he wants me to take her as he wants to play golf & I want him to do it as I want to shop & do lunch with the lady's, the scene was making everyone laugh & the director said that was a sitcom in itself!! & The Sky1 Pulse crew said it was Brilliant!! & that Improvisation was definitely my strength & they loved it. Then they filmed me asking me how I felt it went? I was honest & said if it was down to the improv then maybe, but if it's down to the cold read I'd say no!!.... I didn't know enough about character (why she was only sad at husbands death & child turning into zombie, or why she never screamed in script) I needed to have her back story when I got the script, to know her motivation, to put on a credible performance. The entire thing lasted 10-15mins cold, so no chance to warm myself into her character which I knew nothing about. If I'd done the cold read after improv it may have been better.
August 11th was spent with my best friend Candy & her two sons, Tiger & Xavier swimming in & relaxing around The Lido, at The Grove Herts, The England Football Team were there, as they often are, before a match, it was a lovely sunny day but a few clouds spoilt it a tad.
The Grove
August 17th I played The Cougar in a new Game show to be commissioned for ITV called "The One" great fun, among the other people was Graham (he played the millionaire) who has been on "Four Weddings" with his fellow naturist wife, who also on "Coach Trip" & was one of the group of hopefuls waiting to go into the Big Brother 11 house at the start of Big Brother this year, which made me laugh as 2 of my friends cant stand him! Then I was off to film the The Late List a topical show that I think is going to be aired on Ch5, with Cudge (Mark Cullinan) who was also on "The One" with me (playing the taxi driver)
Cool Kid & The Cougar on "The One"
August 19th I auditioned for Dating Show, "Take Me Out" which was great fun & so you are now up to date with the highs & lows, of my year so far, tomorrow I will be filming the Zombie movie & from then on my blogs will be daily or weekly & not long ones like this, but for now I am off to put the finishing touches to my Donkey for my friends Daughters Birthday....... So that's it for 2010 up to mid August for the rest you will have to keep reading!!......Ciao for now!!
