Operation's What A Pain In The Neck

Monday 24th September, I woke at 7am, after a restless sleep, mainly thanks to, pain in my neck & shoulder, plus the cats. I had a shower & washed my hair. The septic blister, on my left big toe, it mushy and painful still (I've never had a blister, go like this before sexy NOT!!) I dried my hair & did my make-up, it is a hideous weather outside, blowing a gale & pouring with rain. So I wore jeans & my black, long sleeved, scoop necked, Petite Bateau, T-shirt, plus my black, Petite Bateau, Velour, hoodie, with my khaki, hooded, body warmer over the top & my black wellies. I took my laptop with me, in case the hospital has free wifi, to pass the time on & after feeding & taking care of the cats needs, I set off for the tube (No breakfast due to having my Op) I got to Southgate tube & got my return ticket to Northwood. I then got, the Piccalilli line, train, to Kings Cross & then got the Jubilee line, to Northwood, then I waited for a bus, out in the pouring rain, just outside the station.

I got the bus to Mount Vernon hospital (Bishops Wood private hospital, above, is behind Mount Vernon) I signed in & I was taken to my ward, which I was sharing with 4 other women. All of them there, for the same op as me. I was given the wifi code, for their internet. But the signal was too weak on my ward so that was a no go, bugger!! I thought I'd get some work done, and kill two birds with one stone, as I hate wasting time, that can be filled, by doing something. I filled in a load of hospital consent forms, then I changed into my hospital robe, paper knickers & their foam hospital slippers, oooh sexy not!!!! Then after the nurse, put my name tag, on my wrist. I put back on my black, Velour, hoodie, over the top, as it was very cold. Then I got into my bed & finished my book 'The Angel At No33' Which was quite a sweet, funny, story & covered my old haunts, of Muswell Hill, Alexander Palace, Camden & latest haunt St Albans.

I text Simon & Ian, that I was in my hospital bed, awaiting theatre & they wished me good luck. Simon is just back from LA & Ian is filming on set today. I went down, into theatre on my bed & once in there, the surgeon asked me, yet again, if I was allergic to anything? to double check before proceeding & so I joked "Only unattractive men" and he laughed & said "Your in luck today then" & I laughed too, as they were, in fact, ALL good-looking!! So that's the perks of Private over NHS!! I was moved across onto the operating table, and lain on my left side & local anaesthetic was administered. This is where the op, vastly differed, from the one I had on the NHS a year ago. With the NHS I laid face down with my head/face through a hole, like on a massage table, & the very large needles, were put in my neck & spine, mainly via guesswork.

But this was done with, a kind of live action X-ray machine over my neck & back, where the surgeon, could actually see, the very large needles, going in my neck & spine, via the X-ray like, machine, and manoeuvre them, into the exact spots, where they needed to be, in both my neck & back. I felt a lot of pressure on my neck & spine, plus an ache in my left arm. It was finished 45mins later, by 2.15pm & I was wheeled back to the ward in my bed. Then about 2.30pm they brought me my lunch (So different from NHS) A starter of Heinz mushroom soup, with a brown roll, then a Tuna Jacket Potato, with salad, plus honey & ginger Jersey ice-cream & a pot of coffee & a jug of milk. 

With my book finished, and my laptop unusable, I lay there for a few hours, listening to my iPod, to pass the time. Meanwhile all the other women who'd had the same op before & after me were moaning & groaning & pushing buzzers for the nurse & throwing up!! Bored, I text my buddy, ex Capital Radio DJ, Mark Fox, for some amusing banter, to pass the time. I also got him to paste on my Facebook wall, that I was out of surgery & OK, because I had no wifi, to do it myself. He said he had done so & also taken the piss out of me, at the same time (As I had expected he would do, all along!) 

 DJ & Nutter, Mark Fox 

At 6pm Ian text me, to say that my 'knight in shinning glitter' was on his way, so at 6.30pm, I had a pee (As I knew, enough hospital, etiquette, to know, that I could not be discharged, until I went to the loo, after my op!) So once I was discharged & dressed, I didn't have long to wait, with my cappuccino, in reception, before Ian arrived. We then set off to the bus stop, and it had thankfully stopped chucking it down. We got the tube home & Ian produced, my belated Xmas prezzie, of a Evil Barbie, Barbie Doll (An old Barbie doll, decked in my kind of outfit, also with an array of shoes, a pair of black & silver PVC type leggings, a top, and some funky jeans) Which made me laugh. 

I looked through the script of the film Ian was filming today & he looked at my script, for 'The House That Hell Built - The Medals' Then when we finally reached Southgate, we walked back to Anna's, house, both dying for a pee!! Which made the journey to Anna's seem 10 times as long!! We both got in, had a pee & then after showing Ian, the movement's needed, for the Alien audition, for the 'Worlds End' film, Ian was gone.

So I settled down in front of the TV & watched the simply brilliant 'Revenge' Love, love, love that show!! Just as it finished I got a text from buddie Rob, saying he hoped all had gone well today & to rest & heal. which was really sweet of him, as I know he is a busy bunny, so meant a lot. Peckish again, as I'd had no dinner, I grilled two slices of Haloumi & had it on two, Kracker, Crazy for cheese & tomato, crackers, and washed it all down with a decaf coffee. 

I checked my Facebook, I had a lot of nice, Facebook, messages, from my friends, saying to get well soon, including one from my friend, Imad Handi, who is the best friend of David Gest, you will probably of seen him on screen, if you have watched any program, that includes David. I haven't seen him in ages & the last time he text me, was to say good luck from both him & David Gest, re my Big Brother auditions, so it was good to hear from him. 

Imad & David 

Then I vegged out, watching 'The Greatest Celebrity Body Shockers' until about 11pm, laying on the couch, fighting to stay awake, while trying the outfits, Ian gave me, on my Evil Barbie Doll (Big Kid) But I couldn't get the PVC leggings on, Barbie has obviously piled on the lbs like me! I couldn't find the jeans either, I have a horrible feeling, that, they may have fallen out of my bag, en route home, not sure how, unless when it was when I pulled out my script, to show Ian? Surly I'd of noticed that though?? Eventually gave in to tiredness & went to sleep. (Calories consumed 1,623)

Tuesday 25th September, I slept on & off, in bed until 3pm, feeling very weak & poorly, with a very high temperature, and a banging headache, plus feeling nauseas too! Martin text me, at 1.27pm, asking what time he should come to pick me up? I said 'Any time from 8pm onwards, if that's not too late?' So it would give me time to socialise with Anna, once she is back from Milan & also to pack my case. I eventually forced myself up, out of bed, at 3pm, despite feeling rough. As I knew Anna was due back from Milan around 4pm. I had a wash, fed the cats & pulled on my jeggings & my long sleeved, scooped necked, Petite Bateau, T-shirt. Then made 2 slices of wholemeal toast, with 2 grilled slices of Haloumi & added some Brandston pickle. 

Milan

I was just eating my brunch, when Anna arrived home early, at 3.30pm, laden down with luggage from Milan. We had a chat, while watching, her recording of 'Xfactor' which I'd seen. With me under a duvet, as I was ice cold, and shivering, but my forehead was burning up & felt like it was being battered with sledge hammers!! I felt rough in bed earlier & was rapidly going downhill, which was odd, as I was absolutely fine yesterday!

Grilled Haloumi 

I was now, really relieved, that Martin was coming down for me, if I'd felt like I did yesterday. I'd of said 'Don't bother!!' & make my own way, even though, lugging my case, on public transport, wouldn't of helped my back/neck any. But I just feel, so, so rough today, I don't know how, I would of coped, if I had to make my own way home, on public transport. Even the thought of packing my case, felt daunting. Anna went to get her daughter from school & was going to go, via the Greek take-away, to get dinner as she was tired from travelling & hungry, she asked me what I wanted? I told her nothing, as I felt too rough to eat. They came back & the smell of their food, made me want to heave & I came out in a cold sweat. Then Sue came round, to collect Chloe, to take her to Greek School, and I looked so rough, that Sue didn't even recognise me at 1st.

Anna & Chloe 

At 7.13pm Martin text me, to say he was on his way, so with a lot of effort, I dragged my sickly carcass, off the sofa, to pack my case. The whole simple scenario, seemed so daunting, as I felt so weak & ill. I packed my case slowly, through bouts of nausea (I hope this Op works, to make all this unpleasantness, worth it!!) I was just adding the last items, when Martin arrived at Anna's at 8pm. 

He put my case in the car & after saying my goodbyes to Anna & Chloe, I ambled off, out into the night & into Martin's car. I chatted to Martin, as best as I could, on the trip home. But I was burning up & my head was pounding & I felt sick as a dog. Just as we hit St Albans, Anna called, she'd found my Birthday present to her, that I'd hid under her pillow (I like giving surprises) She was delighted with it, which pleased me. Then I was back, I was so happy to see my own flat eventually. I dropped my case in the middle of the kitchen floor, to unpack at a later date, when I felt more myself. Then I popped to my local shop, to get a load of Diet Cokes, as I felt, very, very, dehydrated. The 2 guys from the shop, were really shocked, by just how rough I looked & said "Are you OK???" I said that I'd had an operation, on Monday, and was feeling a bit ropey.

Midsomer Murders

I went back home & put the heating on, then went to bed, as although my head was burning up & pounding like crazy, I was ice cold!! I put on ITV +1 to watch 'Midsomer Murders' to see if I could recognise, any of my friends in it? But I felt so awful, I just really lay there, listening to it, more than watching it, so I spotted no friends. I forced down a few Marmite rice cakes, plus some Diet Coke, while Midsomer was on, then it was lights out, as I just felt so dire, I just wanted to sleep. (Calories consumed 554)

Wednesday 26th September, I dreamt a mixture of dreams, that contained my brother Bill & my late mum & dad. My fever broke at 4am & my bed was soaked, with sweat, so bad, I had to change my bottom sheet & duvet cover, in the wee hrs, as it was soaking wet. It was like laying on a wet towel, with a wet towel draped over me, which was not fun, while feeling rough. I was meant to go to Hemel, for an interview, for the Amazon, warehouse, job I wanted today, at 2pm. As it was shift work, which would fit nicely around filming work, but I felt too rough, to go, which was very frustrating. At 3pm, I had a couple of Marmite Rice Cakes, as I couldn't face much, as the smell of food, makes me feel nauseous.

I answered a text, from my friend Nat, who was back from holiday. I had felt too ill to look at it, when it was sent to me, last night. I also answered a text, I'd got from my lovely actor friend Simon Cole, who was back from LA & was asking how I was? I watched 'The Real Housewife Of Orange County' I really don't like Vicky's new man, Brooke, he seems well dodgy, slimy, fake & totally disingenuous. I'm sure he saw her, on TV, saw she was vulnerable & so he rolled up & just showered her, in meaningless flattery, that she would lap up! I bet he is out to bleed her dry!! My gut instinct is he is a wrongun & my gut instinct, has yet to be wrong!! I'd hate a man who showered me with fake, sickly sweet, compliments 24/7, I'd prefer a man who's compliments were rare, but you knew, when said, that they were 100% heart felt. 

Vicky & Creepy Brooke

I watched 'Come Dine With Me' then at 5.20pm, I dragged myself out of bed, pulled on jeggings & a long sleeved T-shirt & hoodie then went to the shop & got 4 Diet Cokes, a Sun paper, a packet of Doritos & a Closer magazine. Then I came home & went back to bed, I began to feel freezing cold again, so I got out of bed & put the heating on, then dived back under the covers, teeth chattering. I watched 'Home & Away' ate some Doritos, then lay back down again, feeling awful. 

The Braxton's Home & Away

My head was boiling up, like yesterday, but I felt ice cold & my head felt, like it was being whacked, with sledge hammers. I typed a Facebook & Twitter status, around 7pm, then collapsed on the bed again. Martin text me to see how I was, which was sweet of him, he is a good hearted guy & we had a bit of a text natter, while I was laying down. Ellie, who I know from 'Big Brothers Bit On The Side' was also very sweet & said on Twitter, that if there was anything I needed, to let her know & she'd call by, which was very kind of her.

Lovely Simon Cole

Later, ex Hollyoaks buddy, Simon, called me at 8.35pm, while I was half watching 'Top Dog Model' When I was feeling, super lousy, he said if I wasn't doing anything next weekend, he'd come stay with me, to catch up with me & also cheer me up. I said I'd love that. He asked me if my throat was sore? I said "Yeah my tonsils!!" He said he could tell it was, from my squeaky voice. Mid convo, he suddenly vanished, which made me chuckle (Despite feeling shit!) As I knew either his battery, or his phone signal, had gone. Moment's later, he wrote on my Facebook wall 'Hold on! batt died...the usual (note to self. Charge ya fookin phone!)' Yep no battery, I thought so!!!... I said no worry's, as I was having trouble talking, with my sore throat, anyway! He replied 'Aww babe! well you focus on getting better and I look forward to seeing ya next week!! Cuddle up with ya big lion and have a good sleepies!! mwah! big hugs and kisses!! xxxx' Bless him, I love Simon, he is such a sweetheart (He share's my late mums birthday, August 16th, so how could he be anything else but lovely!!) I laughed as he meant 'Big Tiger' not 'Big Lion' but close enough.

My Big Tiger (Not Lion)  'Homes' 

I took a load of prescription drugs for the pain, then watched, or rather, semi watched, 'Dallas' propped up against my 'Big Tiger' called Homes. I felt dreadful, I might have to watch the repeat to grasp, all that's going on. Then I turned to ITV2 +1 to watch NEW dating show, called 'Girlfri3nds' Presented by Big Brother's Emma Willis. Three girls (One blonde, one brunette & one red head) Get to choose 6 dates, from a choice of 100 men, good luck with that, if the first 50, are anything to go by. Which were mainly a mixture of, boring dullards, geek's, nerds & freaks. It certainly is not an advert for quality English men. But at least they turned down, the nerdy guy who'd had a huge lottery win (I'd of had no respect for them if any had chosen him, not a fan of gold diggers)

The only one, who was acceptable, wasn't even British he was a French guy, called Ken, who looked like a younger, more attractive, Craig Fairbrass. The Brunette girl, proved that she obviously has a few chromosome's missing, as she chose, this absolutely boring, evasive, jack the lad, tosser, in a turquoise polo shirt, as one of her dates, she apparently loves a bad boy. I wouldn't of dated the arsehole, if he came wrapped in Million Dollar Bills!! There was also some heavily tattoo'd, muscle, munter, horror. Jeeeeze do the film crew do any research on the girls types? They just seemed to have gathered together 100 random men, which judging by the 1st 50 are 95% losers!!! If I was one of those girls, I'd not be happy with the poor selection on offer, you'd think there would be, lots of possible Mr rights, from 100 guys.... but oh noooooo!!!

 Girlfri3nds

By the end of the show I had a high temperature, but the headache & nausea had thankfully gone & I was feeling perkier!! I even managed, to post some tweets about 'Girlfri3nds' I am now, half wondering, if the temperature, is connected to my septic, left, big toe? Or to Kidney stones?? (Which I think I have) I managed a decaf coffee, without heaving. But I had no appetite, despite only eating a couple of rice cakes, at this rate I will be back to a size 8 again, in no time lol. I read some of my 'Closer' magazine, I'll attempt my paper tomorrow & went to sleep again, that's all I feel I have done, since Monday. (Calories consumed 799)

Thursday 27th September, I woke at 8.40am, due to rumbling thunder & sharp coccyx pain, if my operation is successful, I will ask my Doctor, if it can be done on my coccyx (Even the horrible side effects, of these past few days, would be worth it!! If it ended the pain!!) I had an odd dream, where Natalie Imbruglia was crying, about being treated badly, by Ricky Martin, backstage, and I was cutting long hairs, from up my nose, with scissors WTF?? God only knows, what that was all about. I'm blaming it on my fever!! I was very hot & clammy with a bit of a temperature, but I felt a lot better than I did on Tuesday & Wednesday. I had a shower to get rid of all the clammy sweat, I got on the scales & I'd lost 2lb & then slipped on, my leopard print, baby doll nightie, fluffy slippers & long military Primark coat & popped to the shop.

I got a Sun paper, decaf coffee, honey, lemon juice, a mini Jack Daniels, Marmite rice cakes & some Rivita crispbread's, which shockingly came to over £13, for 7 small items, the price of food today is shocking. I came home & had lemon juice, honey, JD & hot water for my bad throat, due to Op. Then I had two, small, avocado's, on 4 rye crispbread's, for brunch at 12pm, which I was mild enough not to make me feel sick. By 1pm the hot toddy did the trick & my throat felt a lot better!! I had a bit of a temperature, but felt a lot better than I did on Tuesday & Wednesday. 

#RHOOC

I watched the fab 'The Real Housewives Of Orange County' Alexis really irks me, big time!! She is so Fake & Ostentatious, even her twin daughters birthday, was sickeningly, all about her, and her hospital drama's, when she gave birth to them, guess she must of contracted ME, as with her it is all me, me, me (She made the most cringeworthy, embarrassing, speech ever!!!) A Princess, Puppy Party, what the hell was she thinking? How are those two, poor little mites, going feel when all the puppies, are then all taken away, from them, after the party is over? Bloody cruel, if you ask me, when they both have been asking her, for puppy's. Ugh & don't even get me started on her vile conceited husband!!

Self Obsessed Alexis & Her Vain, Munter, Husband

After I watched that, I had 2, sliced, hard boiled eggs, on two Marmite rice cakes (My appetite is back damn it, so I must be on the mend!!) Then I watched 'Come Dine With Me' a Moron called Chris, who cooked tonight was simply unbelievable (He cooked Asparagus & cut off the heads & threw them away & served the tough stems PML!!) Then I watched 'Home & Away' followed by Ch4 News. At 7.45 I was hungry again, so I had 2 Quorn burgers with mustard on, with 2 red sweet chilli's & coffee. 

At 8pm I watched 'Xfactor USA' like the UK version it was full of too much filler, it wasn't until 15mins in that the 1st person sang (Yawn!) I watched the 1st hour. Brittany wore an ill advised, red dress, that had, a sheer mesh, plunging front panel. I don't know if she wore tit-tape? But if not she needed it & if so she needed better, stronger, tit tape, or a decent invisible bra, instead. As her tits seemed to be, hanging down on her waist, as she sat at the judging desk. So she should sort out her styling, before she is renamed Tit-On-Knee Spears!! 

Brittany In Pink Version, Of Red Dress 

(But With Stronger Tit-Tape)

Then I turned over to watch the brilliant 'Making Faces' about the people that make prosthetics (Amazing stuff!!) then I turned over to ITV2 +1 and rejoined 'Xfactor USA' exactly where I left off. This very pretty lad, in his teens or early 20's, called Vincent Thomas came on. He was a bit cocky & full of him self & he looked the part of a teen heart throb, but sadly his singing left a lot to be desired. He should try modelling or acting & give up on the singing, because he really doesn't cut the mustard vocally. Then I watched 'Celebrity Juice' where Joey Essex, yet again, showed what a dunce he is, and they also showed, the embarrassing video message, Alex Reid posted on-line, begging Chantelle to work things out with him. Cringe! Then I had a Decaf Coffee & read the paper. 

Adrian & Catherine 'Am I bovvered' Tate 

The front cover was about a supposed romance, between grumpy faced, Adrian Chiles & comedian Catherine Tate, their not a pair you'd put together. Apparently they were dating secretly for most of this year, I thought she was still with 'Take That's' Jason Orange!!? Also a gangsters moll the widow of a Manchester Crimelord won £1Million on the lotto (& they say the lord works in mysterious ways!) the day after her scumbag murdering nephew, Kiaran 'Psycho' Stapleton, 21, was jailed for life. 

Celebrity Big Brother's Rhian, is today's page 3, looking very sexy. Comedian, Justin Lee Collins, is in court at the moment in, St Albans, charged with, putting someone (His girlfriend) through fear of violence. There was a bit about the UK giving £Billions in foreign aid to country's, that need it less, than we do (I have been carping on about this for years) I wonder just how much foreign aid, our British people will get?? After flood waters (Below) washed away their homes foundations, making them inhabitable. I won't be holding my breath, while waiting to count it! 

 Wonder How Much Foreign Aid, The UK Will Get For This??

Talking of so called allies, the French police Interpol, will NOT help with the search for the 15yr, school girl, Megan Stammers who ran off with her married 30yr teacher. Leaving her parents at their wits end!! They say it is not a crime when aged 15yrs in France, so will do nothing unless the parents accuse the teacher of kidnapping (Which I would, if I was them!) Teacher Jeremy Forest was told he was to be suspended, the day before he ran off. I'd be going out of my mind with worry, if that was my daughter/step-daughter. Meanwhile, over in the USA, PM David Cameron, was on the US 'David Letterman Show' & the host, took the rise out of the PM. 

 Wilfed & Sex Buddy Bear.... Don't Ask!!

 One Licker & One Sucker!!! 

Then I watched the very odd, but also rather funny, in a twisted, sick kind of way, American show,'Wilfred' (Above) on BBC3. Then I went to bed at 2am... Yes 2am!! Obviously I'm feeling better, when my libido comes back, as strong as my appetite (annoyingly) has, I'll know I'm back to normal (Calories consumed 1,370) 

Friday 28th September, I woke at 9am feeling good, but with a bit of a temperature, and my sore throat back (Bugger) guess it is time to call in the artillery (A packet of Fisherman's Friend, or two) I removed the wadding at the back of my neck from my Op, I was surprised just how soaked in blood it was, it looked like a vampires teabag! I jumped in the shower & washed away the clammy sweat & washed my hair. I also tried scrubbing away, the glue, from my dressing, the stuff is hard to get off (The residue from the tape round my rings and over my belly button stud, was hard enough after 45mins, and that was in front of me, where I could see it!!) On my neck where I couldn't, after several days, was a lot harder. Then I hard boiled two eggs & sliced them & laid them on 2 Marmite rice cakes, for breakfast. I also had a coffee followed by lemon juice & honey in hot water, for my sore throat. Then rubbed the back of my neck with a surgical spirit soaked, cotton wool pad, to try rid myself of the surgical gum, residue, that's hard to shift.

I dried my hair & did a light make-up as skin is sensitive, and has bumps under the surface on my face, due to a reaction, to the drugs given to me in my Op. I can't find my Versace powder brush, I hope it got left at Anna's & I haven't lost it as that will cost around £30 to replace. I wore my F'Hole jeans (I'm such a child, that label on my jeans, ALWAYS amuses me!) Plus my 'Tickled Pink' Marilyn Monroe print, T-shirt (Below) which is a charity T-shirt for a breast cancer charity & my TrimSole thong mules. I popped to the shop to get today's paper then, came home checked Facebook & Twitter & email messages. I have 2 pencils put in my diary, for 2 adverts. 

Looking for ideas, for costumes, for Halloween, this year, I Googled, Halloween Hertfordshire, to see if there were, some local businesses, that did Halloween outfits? As there use to be a fab one, on Hollywell Hill, St Albans, but that sadly closed, shortly after I moved here (I was gutted, it had amazing belly dance costumes too!!) A Facebook page, called Halloween House popped up, in the search, which sounded interesting. 

So I clicked on it. The info said 'Every year the largest display is put up purely for the fun and enjoyment of Halloween, all for one night only' Which sounded great, if ever a year came & I didn't have a friends Halloween party, to go to!! But there is no website, or any details, of where it is, so I just liked it & subscribed, in case they inboxed info, in a group message, nearer the time. I also found some local, costume shops, like FunZone, but the Halloween, costume section, was shite! Guess I will have to improvise as usual! 

Then as it was almost 3pm I gathered my stuff together for my 4pm Luton, meeting, in In Training, and grabbed my fluffy cream River Island Jacket & set off for St Albans train station & once on the platform, I started reading my Sun paper, while I awaited my train & on it once it arrived. 

I got to the Luton offices & waited to see my advisor Cindy, she photocopied the paperwork, I gave all my constantly changing advisors (Why don't they keep it on file on my profile on their PC??) Then she showed me details of a job for a telesales manager, with a shit 13K salary plus commission, that commission better be good as it would only just pay my rent, let alone food, travel & bills.  I left at around 5pm, and popped into Primark, as I needed some thick, black, tights, with winter rapidly apon us (Did it ever really go away?) But of course being me I couldn't help but peruse the lingerie (As I wanted yellow, gingham, knickers, to match, a fab, bra, of mine) No luck, but I still ended up leaving with one cerise thong, a cerise bra & 9 varied briefs! OOPS!! Too many clothing vouchers, bursting to get out of my purse. 

Then I headed back to Luton station, for the journey home, I feel much more my energised, self, today. I got a croissant & medium cappuccino, in the platform cafe. My bad toe, is burning like a bitch today, I will have to see the doc about some antibiotics Monday, odd never had a blister go like this before, my bloody toe looks like it has the embola virus! Not pretty!! I got home in time to catch the end of 'Come Dine With Me' & 'Home & Away' I changed the lightbulb in my light on the upstairs landing. I went on my laptop & checked my hotmail & then Facebook & Twitter messages. I had a message from a an American, TV Producer, who works in the UK on the odd show or two I watch, and no doubt a whole load I don't. 

He'd started following me out of the blue & messaging me, a week or two back, not sure why? But being a typical Gemini, my instant response is, always suspicion, followed by curiosity! I think his 1st private message was about my presently defunked band Evil Barbie & The Ken-Dolls. Anyway I digress, he was asking how I felt after my Op? Which was nice of him & said he was working in Preston or somewhere similar sounding, and would be passing by my way to go home (Not being a driver, I have no idea, if that is actually true, or not??) So was I free, to catch a quick drink, with him, tomorrow? (The 2nd time he has mentioned having a drink, since he began talking to me!) 

I said I was doing nothing, so if he was coming into St Albans, yes, but I wasn't going to travel outside of St Albans, to meet him. So we settled on a rough pencil of 8pm in the Peahen. Then I will be able to look him in the eye & suss out, exactly, what this sudden, follow, chat & invite for a drink, is all about? Being a typical Gemini I have about 4 possibility's in my head, I will know which one of them, if any, is correct, when I look him in the eye on Saturday. It will also be a good opportunity, to network anyway & pick his brain about a few TV techniques, to use when I have a few presenting auditions. As always, I made sure, ALL my responses, were manner of fact, without any play flirting, whatsoever, or kisses in text, so he could not wrongly assume, tomorrow was a date.

Then I searched high & low for my Super Glue to mend the broken runner, in my chest of draws in my bedroom, so I can put the draw back in! I was sure it was in my sequinned Primarni Shopper, but no, so then I thought I must of taken it out & put put away. So I checked my tool box, NOPE! I checked my cupboard, that has stuff for fixing things, in, NOPE! I even looked in the covered shelves, of my lounges, side table, NOPE! Damn it!! I have probably lost that too!! I will have to buy some more & fix it tomorrow, Grrrr!!!

Damn it I hate it when I set my mind to do something, then circumstances prevent me from doing just that!! So over brimming with energy after being practically stuck in bed for 4 days (Sooo not me!) I did a load of chores & found things to sort or throw out or do but I was getting bored & TV was shite! So at 12.30am I decided to give up & let Supercasino entertain me, as it always does, when I am bored & there is nothing else on. I decided to watch it in bed but rather than strip off & jump into bed. 

To kill my boredom I decided to play a game of strip roulette as a kind of boredom game. So whenever a double number - 11 - 22 - 33 or 6 or 20 came up on the wheel, I would remove an item & I interacted this on twitter with hashtag's #boredomgame & #strip4bedroulette it didn't take long for my 1st dbl 22 to come up on Rob's shift, so one fluffy sock came off, then a 33 2nd sock was gone, a while later another 33 & one earring was removed on Bryn's shift, then a 3rd 33 so the other earring came out, by now other twitter users were playing along too. Then a 6 came out on Rob's 2nd shift, so that was my Marilyn T-shirt gone. Quickly followed by a 22 so that was my jeans gone, so I just had my white undies & a hair clip left to go. 

I got a twitter message saying ‏@Meeja_oo @The_Evil_Barbie I'm loving your #boredomgame and trying to work out a version of my own. Better than betting actual money! Puh! Which made me laugh, for once I can say a casino game had the shirt off my back, and be telling the truth! As I don't actually gamble except for the lotto occasionally, or on the horses at Royal Ascot on my Birthday.

Good Birthdays Can Be A Gamble

My game fan, continued, with yet another, message, on twitter saying @Meeja_oo @The_Evil_Barbie before #boredomgame supercasino only bored the pants off me - now it's a proper game and only one of us can win! Then a 22 came up, so a double 2 number, meant losing a double E bra, I was just laughing at that, when a number 6 came up, immediately after, so with only knickers & a hair clip left I opted for the clip. Then with the number 20 on Bryn's 2nd shift my pants were off & it was time for bed & sleep about 3.20am (Calories consumed 1,063)

Saturday 29th September, I slept briefly and woke at 8.30am, I was sure I'd put the Super Glue, I'd hunted for last night in my big sequinned Primarni (Joke name for Primark) shopper, so I emptied the entire bag out & run hands over internal lining. And ah ha!! I felt bumps & found a tiny hole, in the pocket lining, which both the Super Glue & my Versace powder brush, had slipped through. Sadly my Barbie dolls, jeans were not also in there. So I used the glue on the broken chest of draws runner, and by 9.30am all out standing DIY tasks were done. 

Cute Card!!?...... Look Closer!! 

I had a 'Get Well Soon' card from Nat & Terry come through the post, on the front was this really cute picture of a beige teddy bear, a bit like my teddy bear Rob, with a cute cream puppy snuggled up to it, and I thought ahhh, and Nat & Terry have Mellowed (As their cards are normally, sarcastic, insulting or obscene!!) & then I saw, the erect penis, drawn, between the teddies legs, and burst out laughing, typical Nat!!! I had a green tea with lemon juice in. Then did a bit of weeding in the garden, in my tracksuit, as it is a nice day. 

Then I laid under my sunbed, for 15mins to try get rid of this lump, that has come up, on the right hand side, of my jaw line, due to reaction to steroids in Op. Then I pulled on my jeans, Marilyn T-Shirt and TrimSoles & my D&G sunglasses & popped out, into town, sans make-up and to Wilkinson's for a few household essentials. As I approached the store there was this oriental woman, sat on a bench, holding this huge, giant, white, cuddly, toy dog or rabbit, on her lap, with big pink bows round it's ears..... 

Or so I thought, because as I neared her, I realised it was a real, white giant poodle (Without a poodle cut) or a poodle cross, the way it was so still, all cuddled up with her, was adorable, and its pink, bowed, ears, looked like bunches, it was the sweetest, poodle breed, dog, I'd ever seen!! Honestly, this dog, was sooooo sweet, it would of been a danger to diabetics!! I really wish I'd of thought, to take a photo on my mobile. 

I got my odds n sods, from Wilkinson's, then window shopped round the boutiques, trying to think of, something original, for Halloween. Then I went to my favourite local cafe, J.K. Palmers (Above) for a Diet Coke, Tuna Melt Jacket Potato & a Cappuccino. Yummy & I was greeted warmly by everyone as always. My meal was tasty & reasonably priced as usual. I popped in their lady's before leaving and some woman had left a beautiful silver costume jewellery ring, with a large square zircona stone, on the window ledge, above the sink. Where she must of removed it, to wash her hands & forgotten about it. So I handed it in to the cafe owner, in case, she came back. I know I'd be gutted if I was her, and lost, or came back & someone has stolen it, as it was very pretty. After that I popped a 100yds to American Nails, to get a fake tip, to replace my nail, that I broke yesterday. 

Their cute daughter Jessica, who is often in the salon, was playing her own game, with ripped coloured paper, for food, for a pretend party. One parent, commented on the bits of paper, scattered on the floor & spoke about "clearing up the mess!!" The cute little mite, then quickly piped up "It's not a mess..... It's a Celebration!!" Which made me chuckle a lot! Bless..... I will tell myself that, next time my lunge looks a mess & I don't feel like tidying up!! 

Simon

My lovely buddie Simon text me, saying 'Evil Barbie is a legend can't wait to see ya next week! Xoxo'  I text back 'Nor can I'  I finally got home around 5.30-6pm & thought, I'd better text Nick, an American, TV producer, who works on UK TV shows. As I had agreed, to meet, for a quick drink, tonight, as he was, apparently, passing this way, after working in Preston, or somewhere starting with P & I had nothing else planned. Plus I'm never one, to turn down the opportunity, for a bit of networking & picking the brains, of someone in the industry. So I sent the text asking if he was still on for a quick drink, or not? Then put on the heating, as although it was still sunny out, the temperature had dropped considerably. 

He text back asking the Peahens postcode, saying he was still at wherever, doing whatever it he was doing, work wise, saying it was going slow, which he thought was a pain in the butt. But is normal in TV & Film so I knew it would probably be a case of 'Take a rain cheque' which would be no big deal. I sent the postcode & asked if he was working on his usual TV show tonight? Then did a bit more weeding. He text back he wasn't working tonight so I was stuck with him, then asked what my plans were? I said I had none I'd just stay home & veg watching TV & doing some chores, if he wanted to take a rain cheque? And seeing him for a drink, if he didn't want to cancel! 

He said they were just wrapping & would work out how long it would take to get to to St Albans, he has an uncle living here or something. Then asked how late would be too late to meet? As he was already behind & didn't want to let me down. So I replied 'When the pubs shut is when it's too late, other than that I'm flexible' To which he oddly replied 'Crap then I have got to drive back! Noooo. Hummm should of planned this better' I mulled that over in my head, what's the driving problem? He must have to drive home very late after his normal night time TV show?? So that would be nothing new to him! Plus around 11.30 - 12am, would be early for him. Was he hedging to stay at mine? If so, he was Soooooo wide of the mark, he was in a different time zone! I didn't reply, while I mulled all that over.

While busy Mulling he text again, saying would I hate him if he said Tuesday instead? As that way he could enjoy a few drinks, without having to worry. Adding 'Sorry to change plans, that's not cool' saying 'What do you think, as you know I do want to see you' It was fine by me, I looked in my diary & I wasn't pencilled for anything, so would probably be free. And it's no skin off my nose, we were just meeting for a quick drink, as he was passing through. It's not as if, I have spent anytime today, getting ready for a date, that has now cancelled, that's far more annoying, than this!! 

I replied 'No Big Deal, Tue's seems OK unless I get a casting come in, between now & then, I'll pencil you in' Cool so vegging out & catching up with chores, it is tonight. It gives me time, for my toe to heal, some more too. So I was confused when he then replied that, he didn't want to change plans, as he was dying to meet me & all the cats.... Err OK!!?? Adding he was going to rush & do his best, but if anything changes my end he'd understand..... ?? Adding he owed me extra drinks whenever he saw me.... Why? I'm not bothered!! It's fine!...

Now I was confused, I thought I was chilling out tonight, but now it looked like I was going out again! So I replied 'I haven't got any cats, my lease doesn't allow pets (Sadly) Confused now, are you saying you ARE coming now, or will be rushing Tues??' To which he replied 'Oh you don't have any cats? Oh there goes my plan to come back & see them! Ha Tues for sure & rushing to make tonight also' 

OK, right, so I'm not chilling out, I'm having a shower!? This guy is more changeable/indecisive than a bloody Virgo! So I text back 'Even if I had cats, you'd not see them, NOBODY, Male or Female, gets inside my home until I know them very well! No Exceptions' So he knew, what hymn book, I'm singing from & was under no misconceptions! 

He replied 'Great Rule' I replied 'OK let me know asp the eta tonight, so I know if I'm slobbing out or jumping in the shower' As the only thing, that is likely to fuck me off, right now, is this constant, hesitant, yes/no about tonight. If it's yes great, if it's no great, but just pick one & stick with it!! He replied that he was glad about the nobody back to mine rule (Why?) & that he was looking forward to meeting me, he said tonight was going to be rushed & he felt bad for that. Adding 'Is Tuesday OK? Hate to cancel on you' He felt bad about what? That tonight would be a quickie drink? (That's all it was to be anyway?) Or was he saying it was off & he felt bad to cancel? His messages are not clear!! (Thank God he is a Producer not a Director! Because the direction of his messages are all over the show!!) 

I decided to just reply as if it is cancelled, then I have finalised it or we are just going in circles. So I said 'Yeah that's fine, I would never recommend rushing, having been in 7 car crashes myself. Tues is fine unless something comes up!' He said thanks for understanding as its not on to postpone, but wants to have time to enjoy a drink or two! I replied 'Ha ha don't worry, I won't be reaching for the razor blades, things don't always work to plan, that's the way life is. No point stressing tomorrow is another day & so is Tuesday' 

Then I grilled two slices of Haloumi, mashed one avocado & spread on 2 Dark Rye crisp breads & laid a grilled slice of Haloumi on each, Yum!! Then took it with a can of Decaf Diet Coke to watch the 'Xfactor' at the judges houses (Boring) then 'Xtra Factor' (Equally boring for once) Then I did a whole lot of blogging, watching 'The Jonathan Ross Show' then the film 'Sliver' which was not all that. Listened to my Paul McKenna CD then went to bed at about 3am (Calories consumed 845)

Sunday 30th September, I had a real restless mishmash of a dream, which I can't really recall, or make head nor tail of, on waking. I got up had a shower & pulled on my pink PJ's, I was half thinking of going to Watford, to watch local team, Cassiobury Revolution play, to give them all, a bit of support, as I was up early. But I had a load of stuff to do & I didn't think little o'le me, would make much of a difference to them. So instead of wrapping up warm & whooping enthusiastically at the side of a Watford pitch, I did load after load of laundry & a stack of ironing. Not as exciting, but necessary! I watered the plants, my pink orchid, is so beautiful right now, I took a few pictures, but none do it justice. 

Then I did a bit of dusting & hoovering, it is overcast & grey out, so maybe the boring chores, was the better choice, out of doing chores & watching footie. By 2.30pm I was feeling really hungry & it was then I realised I'd not eaten today, in fact I'd not even drank anything! That Paul McKenna CD last night must of kicked in. So I mashed a avocado spread it on 2 Rivita & put a slice of grilled Haloumi on each & had 8 cherry tomato's on the side, with a Diet Coke to wash it all down. 

I heard via Twitter that the local Watford team lost their game, I will try not to blame myself for my lack of support today! I didn't bother getting a Sunday Sun paper today, as half of it is usually full of articles I'm not interested in pretty much from the centre page onwards. Plus I couldn't be arsed to get out of my PJ's. So I read Wednesdays paper that I'd not go round to

Then I did a load of blogging then watched the 'Xfactor' where the judges chose their final 3 out of the 6, which was pretty boring. Nobody excites me again this year, I can't even be arsed to do a blog about it this year. At 8.23pm I got a call on my mobile, from a number, neither my phone or I recognised 075*****037 Who hung up, as soon as I answered!! So either it was an accidental, bum dial, a wrong number, or a girl/guy going through a guys phone & wondering what sex, the owner of my number is? (If I am just entered in by my initials) Hmmm?? I didn't call back! 

Peckish but not hungry, I had, 2 Quorn burgers, sandwiched between, 4, Marmite rice cakes spread with English mustard. Eating to keep energy high, but calories low!! Next week, it is a full on, gym assault, in readiness for, a photo session, at the end of the month. I've got to get back to the old me, now that my back, is thankfully, feeling much improved. I watched a Jodie Foster film, 'The Brave One' what a slow boring movie, I wish I hadn't bothered, 100% Yawnsville. 

So I was grateful for Supercasino & Rob Lamarr (Above) to add a bit of fun, wit & cheekiness, to my otherwise boring TV screen, with his quick sense of humour, plus a pinch of, just the right side of, near the knuckle, humour for it not to be lewd or crude. For those of you, like me, who are a bit of an insomniac, and only have Freeview, or the main 5 channels, and are sick of nothing decent to watch in the Wee hrs. Getting sick of all the shopping channels, like 'The Store' showing constant repeats, give Super Casino a go, even if you have no interest of playing, it is still a good laugh, and you can interact via email, twitter or Facebook.

All the SC presenters are good, but if your a newbie to the show, I recommend your 1st show is one of Robs, you can find those days out, via the Supercasino.com website, or check in on twitter or Facebook. As I said all SC presenters are good, but I think of them all, Rob is best & in a league of his own, he exudes energy & brings life & fun to the screen, and if you start off watching the show, feeling down, after a bad day, I bet you feel a lot chirpier by the end of his shift on SC (His joyful exuberance, is very infectious) & if you are a fan already of Casino type shows like Jackpot247 on ITV, then why not give Ch5 a go, for a change, I bet you will be glad you did!! OK so that's my free Ad for the show over lol. 

Anyway the show tonight was amusing & full of banter as always & kept me entertained until 3am, while finishing writing this blog, then I discovered to my delight 'The Event' was on E4 +1 Whoop whoop! So I watched that before crashing out (Calories consumed 1,170) 

Film Premiers, Wigs & Fisherman's Friends!!

Monday 15th Nov, Woke from a complex dream (that I no longer recall) due to Mini (AKA Emily Louise) stroking my face saying "Dooooonie!!!" .....cute!!!...... mouth dry & throat feeling like it had been concreted & I had no voice!...


Nicky dropped me home around 1pm, I dropped my stuff off & then went to the shop for a paper & then dropped some bags of rubbish in the wheelie bin. Went for a walk around the park, as I was really feeling lardy from lack of exercise, due to my bad back/neck & now my cold, plus the extra calories taken in from all the honey & JD in the hot toddy's & all the throat lozenges!! I Popped out to get my nails done (they have gone over 6 weeks without being manicured) had them painted black with a fine multi coloured china glaze glitter on top, they look like a night sky full of stars!!


Got home & had some grilled Haloumi with salad as I was craving cheese (I use to eat lots of cheese, before I got gallstones & then for 9 months, until I had my operation to remove Gallstones & Gallbladder, I had to avoid it!)

 My 4hr Operation involved 4 keyhole surgery's 
one through the navel

 15mins after coming round, modeling my surgical stockings

 Showing off my name tag, feeling the best I'd felt in 9 months

 My 3 bruised incisions on my abdomen & 1 in navel

Navel stretched stomach bloated from being inflated with gas

But no more 9 Gallstones, Hurrah!!!!

Went to bed as I was feeling rough from this bloody cold (I use to be able to get rid of a cold after a few days of hot toddy's, but this bitch is lasting for weeks, colds now seem to be harder to shift, since I had double pneumonia a few years back)


Read a bit of The Sun newspaper, very sad about that poor newly wed Indian couple, who were carjacked in South Africa, the beautiful bride was raped & murdered, they didn't even  end up keeping the vehicle after all that, that beautiful girl died for nothing & that cute couple was destroyed for ever. Whats wrong with some of the people in this world!


Also more on Paul & Rachel Chandler, who had been held captive by Somalian Pirates for over year with them demanding a £million hostage fee (wrongly assuming the couple were wealthy) Its odd only a few days ago I was wondering what had happened to them? as we'd heard nothing about them for ages, then all of a sudden there they were released on the news (what a coincidence!!)


Watched Lost In Space (I had a small fling with Matt Le Blanc when he was in England filming that back in 1997/8) I forgot I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here was on! thanks to my muzzy head at the moment, then watched the Graham Norton Show, then crashed out feeling really rough!!! wish this cold would sod off!! I was offered a role as human statue in a film on Thursday, but just don't think I'm going to be well enough. So I sadly had to turn it down.


Tuesday 16th Nov, Dreamt but due to my restless sleep due to waking on & off due to being unable to breathe, I can't recall any of it! I woke with a mouth & throat as dry as the Sahara (no doubt due to sleeping with mouth open as I can't breathe properly, how attractive!!!....NOT!!) I pulled back my curtains & visibility was very small indeed, there seemed to be a smoke filled fug in the air & thought a neighbour must have a bonfire going!! But when I did get out of the house for a bit of exercise, round the park I discovered in was actually fog!! Wow how apt for the day of the Zombie Premier I thought!......

Foggy!!

Got home & heated up some of my home made spicy quorn casserole, put loads of Chili, Garlic, Ginger, Paprika, Mustard powder & Curry powder (to try & burn those germs out) but can hardly taste the heat, as my sense of taste is gone, due to being unable to smell anything, due to my cold!!


Then got ready, not feeling great in anything I wear, at the moment, as I'm piling on the weight constantly, thanks to, 1st my bad back & now my bad cold keeping me out of the gym! Grrr plus eating bread at Nicky's & Candie's recently (seems to be a stable food source for them both) which adds lb's to me even by sniffing the stuff. (wheat is certainly not my friend!!) Plus all the alcohol lately due to party's, or in the hot toddy's trying to soothe my throat & chesty cold, plus clear my nose! Tonight's another party & then that's it, once this cold is out of here, I am back to my usual 3-4hrs a day in the gym, to get old self back!! & if my back goes again, I will just have to drug myself to the hilt with pain killers!! I've had enough of feeling pudgy now!!

My Thighs, Hips & Tum  are getting Chubbier!!

So it's back to the gym, until I'm back to when I was much slimmer, than I am in this pic!!

Watched The News & Loose Women its all about Prince William announcing his engagement to Kate Middleton (well that was a while coming, but expected!!)  it will be in the summer of 2011

Started to get ready for The Premier of Houseparty Of The Dead 6 eventually deciding on studded black leggings, with a black & white lace corset look top, black knee high boots & my black sequined jacket. I felt too ropey to put in hairpieces or clip in hair extensions, so just had my normal boring wavy hair (which never photographs well) shoved on some diamante earrings, wrapped a sky blue pashmina round my neck & pulled on my cream Tommy Hilfiger coat to keep me warm & set off at 6pm. Got the train to Kentish Town & then the tube to Mornington Crecent, the Purple Turtle was 2mins walk from the tube.

 The Venue 

Saw fellow Zombie David Sellicks outside having a smoke in full zombie mode. Got inside & saw Zombie Photographer Paul McGraff, who Immediately said hello & we chatted about how fitting the Foggy weather was for the premier. My friend & fellow Zombie Nerissa Cole turned up & I had a few straight Brandy's to try kill this bitch of a cold off!!

 David Sellicks creeping up on Paul McGraff, Nerissa & I

Saw Paul Ewen who was the Zombie with the pole through him & we had a chat, Also the Zombie make-up artist Sophia Disgrace, who was also acting as Zombie Pole Dancer tonight. Then I chatted to Andy the Director & Brad Moore (who I Auditioned with as his wife!)

 Zombie Pole Dancer Sophia Disgrace

Brad, Nerissa & I

Watched the 1st band & went to look at the merchandise with Paul McGraff, who created one of the posters for the film. One lad looked out of place like he had one a competition to play guitar with the band, rather than actually being a member of the band.

At 9pm the film was shown, I was shown quite a bit, 2 parts with me licking blood off the car window screen, a few of me attacking and chewing on the main black DJ character, then a shot of me on the car bonnet trying to get into car & one of me being shot & sliding down the front of the bonnet.

Next was a Zombie themed Burlesque act & then the DJ played some wicked tunes from my youth, as our Zombie Pole Dancer took to the pole, there was a zombie puppeteer mingling with the crowd, making them laugh or cringe.

 Zombie Puppet creeping up on Brad & Nerissa

 Andy Introducing The Film & Acts

Then the band Bi Girl took to the stage. Andy said if I got my new Ken-Dolls Sorted by next year when they make Houseparty Of The dead 7 then we can have a gig at the next premier! Cool!!

 Zombie Burlesque

Houseparty Of The Dead 6 - Revue

I spotted my Sister-in-law had text me at 9.15pm saying "Hey, how is the Jungle?! We turned on out TV this eve with the kids & baby, there you are!! Xx" for some weird reason I remind her of Xfacters Stacy, god knows why? She's a lovely girl but not the brightest of sparks, I don't act like her, nor talk like her (thank god!) but I guess that's just how some Northerners see us Southerners??

I headed off for home at 11.45pm as I needed to get the last tube to Kentish town to Get my train home, caught the 12.20am Bedford train & chatted to a student lad, that was studying to be a travel writer & we spoke of places we had travelled to which we like.


Walked home getting in at 1.50am still coughing & spluttering (bloody stupid soddin cold!!) had a read of today's paper (as I'd had no time earlier) Xfactors Katie has had death threats (FFS lighten up, its only a talent contest you freaks!!)


Sickeningly the traitor Brits who claimed they were tortured in Guantanamo Bay are to get around £1million in compensation pay outs!! bloody disgusting!! Also more on that poor, beautiful,  murdered Indian bride Anni Dewani. Also the ludicrous story of a cute toy pig being removed from a farm set box, at Early Learning stores "for religious reasons" in case it offended Jews or Muslims (God give me strength!) Then I crashed out for the night, but had trouble sleeping due to being unable to breathe!!


Wednesday 17th Nov, After a restless nights sleep, due to fighting to breathe & violent coughing fits, I woke feeling more dead than a Zombie!! with a dry mouth & throat, and a foul taste in my mouth (great I can't taste food but I can taste that!!) The News papers & TV shows main topic of conversation is Prince Williams Wedding (getting bored of it already!!! and the weddings some time off in summer 2011) even Loose Women harped on about it, far too much!


Meanwhile Cornwall has had a flood chaos, as a 6ft swell traps 100's that's untold family's lives ruined by a natural disaster, let alone their Christmas & New year. Now lets see just how many country's (EU or otherwise) rush to raise aid funds for OUR victims of a National Disaster, the way our government, as well as its charitable people, do for every other nation (rich or poor) that has had a disaster, despite the UK practically being bankrupt itself!! How many do you think? I bet you can count them on one hand & 4 of them will be England, Scotland, Wales & Ireland!! will there be a 5th? I won't hold my breath!!

 Cornwall South England

I Had Some hot lemon with honey & peanut butter on polish bread for brunch, hoped the roughage would clear my throat. Coughing like some wheezy old man!!.... spent most of the day in bed


Watched "V" and then The Apprentice, this week the idiots were to make a background for playing on a green screen on a shopping centre for kids & parents to perform in front of to create their own video clips to buy. To help them they were to go to Pinewood studios, for ideas, when told they were meeting at Pinewood Studios (before learning what the task was) one female Doofus asked the other "Whats Pinewood Studio's??" the other Doofus (Sandishe) said It's a furniture shop isn't it!?" how can anyone be that dumb!! how could they NOT KNOW England's most Famous film studio? If they are are future business hopes god help us all, what a bunch of morons!! One team chose to do a ski slope backdrop the other a racetrack with toy car to drive in in front of screen, both were shoddily organised or thought through & neither a big success takings wise, the idiots didn't take cash up front so many discs were made without anyone coming back to collect & pay for!!! In the end the ski slope team won & Doofus No2 Sandishe got Fired (I'd not apply for any jobs at Pinewood if I was her!)

Had some more lemon & honey in hot water as I couldn't breathe & my throat was sore from coughing, then watched RuPauls Drag Race, it was a look back on all the past contestants from season 2, that had not made it, before one of the final 3 is crowned top Drag Queen next week, Raven, Juju Bee or Tyra Sanchez? very funny I'm going to miss it when it's over next week, then crashed out as I felt delirious.

Thursday 18th Nov, I had another awful night struggling for breath (I have difficulty breathing without a cold/flu due to adenoids that should have been removed when I was a kid, but the Dr's ummed & arred & in the end sod all was done) but now I spend each night & day feeling like a victim of waterboarding!! Also had terrible coughing fits that made me retch & bring up wallpaper paste like phlegm (how ladylike!! NOT!!) and water consumed off my lungs & stomach.


Had some honey & Lemon to drink & had some porridge as I was famished, but couldn't really taste it, but it managed to stop my belly rumbling, I popped to the shop for some Lockets lozenges & the paper & went back to bed covered in Vicks Vapour Rub & Olbas Oil, and dozed on & off!!


During my on & off lucid moments I snatched moments to read snippets of the paper before falling asleep again, A white van was stopped near Windsor & 4 eastern European men arrested & then 45mins later when they checked the back of the van, they found a man barely alive in a plastic sack, that had been kidnapped & beaten with a sledge hammer & stabbed (the savagery of foreign criminals in our country is sickening & sadly young home grown scum is learning to do the same from them) and twisted violent video games that seem the norm now (don't try telling me that they don't affect youngsters & desensitise them to violence!!) the victim died of his injury's shortly after despite attempts by the police to save his life. Those bastards better be deported to be jailed abroad, why should the UK tax payer pay to keep that foreign scum in a luxury jail (our jails are too soft, they should be like the US jails or better still Turkish Jails)


More on the royal engagement (yawn) apparently Tesco's launching a copycat version of Kate's engagement announcement dress for £16...... errrrr its got a V neck & it's same blue that's where the similarity ends!! Kate's has long tight sleeves, tescos has short flared cape sleeves, Kates is a A-line bias cut & Tesco's is pleated & full & flared...... so as copycat goes its shite!!!.........If you want a similar looking dress go to Ingenue at Chica Boutique or www.chicaboutiqueonline.com for £84 (OK £68 more than the Tesco one, but unlike the Tesco one this one looks like a copycat dress)

 Tescos £16 Look Alike Dress

Ingenue £84 Look Alike dress

Paris is apparently infested with a plague of bed bugs, that doesn't surprise me, I'm surprised it's not something worse after living & working in Paris in my youth, because for a country that produces so much soap, deodorant & perfume, the Parisians sure as hell aren't keen on using it!!! they reeked of BO!!


More on the flooded homes & businesses in Cornwall, one Pub/bar was waist deep in muddy water, and a bridal store hat thousands of pounds of wedding dress stock ruined!


Then there was the sickening news of the Evil sick Bastard Darren Newton, who unknown to his girlfriend repeatedly filmed himself torturing her 15month old son, Charlie Hunt, for his own sick viewing pleasure . Charlie died of severe head injury's was on several clips on his phone under titles such as "Crying no toys in pen, ahhhh" "Squeezing toe in cot" "Two minutes of pain" & "shivering no water" taken naked in an empty bath. Jurors held their hands over their mouths as they witnesses the clips as poor Charlies cries & screams rang round the courtroom, he hit him in the head time & time again, forced his finger in his ear, his devastated girlfriend is in shock thinking he was a quiet caring man. This Vile Bastard Darren is the kind of person the death penalty should be brought back for, the sicko watched those for his own sick, depraved, sadistic, sexual pleasure!


Also 5 Muslim boys aged 12 were expelled from school after death threats to a fellow Muslim pupil who posted a touching Armistice day tribute on Facebook. One claimed to be a terrorist (wouldn't surprise me as the sick bastards brain wash & use children) one little shits facebook profile was littered with extremist rants & a picture of him with a AK47 Rifle, I hope MI5 have been interviewing him & his parents/family.


Talking of vile scum sadistic robbers tied a hot iron to a pensioners back for 30mins scaring him for life (another example of how sick & violent criminals in the UK are becoming) you only heard of such violence before, when it was one criminal gang/mafia against another, when wandering on each others turf, not done to meek, elderly members of the public, they also threatened to pour boiling water over their sleeping 3yr old granddaughter (sick bastards) if he didn't give them the location of the house safe (which he couldn't as they didn't have one!) in the years New Labour were in power, this country has changed completely ......... for the worse!!!


The UK's barely recognisable the teens & younger, have become feral scum, plus the huge amount of young violent, armed, criminals of today, were unheard of in my youth, a bit of punk rock rebellion was as bad as it got. Now there are masses of people who grew up under New Labour, who see spawning huge numbers of illegitimate kids & getting a council house, plus see living off the state as a lifestyle, not a awful state of affairs, I spend every day, healthy or not looking at job sites & applying for copious amounts of jobs, where as they refuse to work, let alone look for it & just continue spawning brat after brat (that will do the same) yet are somehow allowed to get away with it! Whats even more annoying is that one of the Extremist scum who burnt a giant Poppy & chanted during the minutes silence on Armistice Day now has a police guard outside his home in Luton (the world has gone mad!!!) saying officers began to fear for his safety!!!......WTF!!!! what about our safety from Extremist scum like him? (give the British bulldog its bollocks back god damn it!!)


Then we have the British kill joys. A vicar enraged some of his flock by going to a vicars & tarts party as a tart. Good on him, a vicar would be a bit of a busmans holiday & predictable!! That's the kind of vicar I'd like to have & how unchristian were those of his Christian flock that complained, do they have no sense of humour? If I had a vicar like Rev Martin Wray I might end up going to church more often!! & I have to say he looked good as a tart & not over the top tawdry in any way!!


One uplifting thing in the news, was a plucky cat that whacked a alligator, who'd tried to steal its food & chased it back into the creek!!! go puddy cat go!!! My cat stripe attacked the face of a burglar who was trying to get in a window of my ground floor flat in North London years ago!! Sometimes they're better than guard dogs lol there was even footage of another cat seeing off two Alligators the link is in Yellow below

Cat V Alligator

Was feeling rough & thought I must put my red wash in the laundry, as it contains my only pair of Pyjamas, which has a warm fleecy top with matching satin bottoms, but on searching my kitchen it could not be found, I have a horrible feeling that I threw it out with the rubbish, into the wheelie bin, either Monday or Tuesday, when I was feeling weak & run down due to my cold/chest infection & the lack of sleep I'm getting, in which case, as the rubbish is collected Wednesday I've lost my PJ's & prob all my pink & my red knickers & probably my red nose day sox (don't know what else was in the red/pink wash? it wasn't a big bag load?! )


Had some King Prawns in Garlic butter with parsnips & mangetout for dinner watched True Blood & crashed out feeling shattered from lack of breath & coughing fits.Is it feed a fever starve a cold or the other way round I can never quite remember?


Friday 19th Nov, Very, Very, VERY ill, I've spent all night vomiting up phlegm & fluid off my lungs, not that unlike how I did when I had double pneumonia. Don't recall any dream, at times I was hallucinating rather than dreaming, at some point the guy let himself in, to do a gas meter check, with keys from the landlord, no Idea what time exactly as I was quite delirious, I recall replying that I was ill in bed when he called up to see if I was in, no idea how long he took? or when he left? as I conked out again (very unlike me when there is someone in my home, that's not a friend, partner or family member) I had a few text messages come through but felt too run down & out of it to read them, let alone reply.


At 3pm I woke & dragged myself out of bed & put on my Ugg boot style slippers & pulled my big black wool coat over my dressing gown, and emptied out my piggy bank of coppers & 5p pieces, and scraped together enough  for the sun paper & a packet of fisherman's friends for my throat (which was very sore & dry) as I'd been too ill to walk into town to go to an ATM the past few days. Walked to the shop downstairs in the drizzling rain, and the shop keeper said to look after myself, as I didn't look well at all. Got back home & straight into bed, had some of the lozenges & passed out again, only waking intermittently to vomit phlegm & water off my lungs, before passing out again.


Came round again at 6.30pm just in time to watch Home & Away on Fiver. Had another coughing fit where I struggled for breath, sounding not unlike whooping cough, then threw up another lot of phlegm & water off my lungs, my eyes & nose were streaming from me fighting to breathe, in between coughs, but by 7pm I began to feel somewhat better & my nose less blocked, thankfully!! Also I was pouring with sweat "Like Gary Glitter in Mothercare" despite having no heating on for once, hopefully this means I'm turning the corner on my ill health. There is thick fog outside again like Tuesday, weirdly cant recall last time I saw fog before Tuesday? I think I must of been still at school.

Had some porridge at 8pm my 1st meal of the day with some green tea, with ginger & lemon, while watching Come Dine With Me" very funny. Then I'm a Celebrity, Gillian being a pathetic wuss as always, squealing at a few Lobsters/Cray fish in a tank & a few baby crocodiles (OK the BIG spiders fair enough but the others, child's play!) Then watched the Brilliant "The Event" and funny Film "Good Luck Chuck" before making another hot drink & crashing shattered for a bit.

Gillian No Jungle Bunny!!

Eventually checked my Facebook, checked my twitter intermittently too, also got round to reading my text messages. One from  Andrea saying the Red & White Pre Xmas Party date has changed to Dec 18th. My friend Nat saying "Hello hope your feeling better. We need to plan a get together, next time your down London for something, stay at ours he night before or after" shame I had to turn down M&S Ad (due to not being able to guarantee I'd be well enough) that would of been 3days of paid work & I could of seen Nat & stayed with him & Terry then. Maybe when I do a quiz show next Tuesday! Continued to hack up stuff off my chest, unpleasant & unladylike but if it means getting better ..... bring it on, bringing it up!!!....


Looked at the photos of wigs on Annabelle's wigs, they do very good wigs, at a cheap prices, being a Drag Queen trapped in a Woman's body, I love a Wig!! I have quite a few (proper ones & fancy dress ones, some expensive ones of over £100 each <from the days I was earning good wages> to cheap £2 fun ones) If I had a lottery win tomorrow, I'd buy a load from Annabelle's, plus other expensive ones & have a wig room like Cher!! For those interested to have a look, or to buy, a link to Annabelle's Wigs in Yellow below plus a few photo examples underneath!! Or for Drag Wigs look at my blog on MadSid McMad .....

Annabelle's Wigs Site 

Read a bit of the paper, though I still felt weak & heady from coughing so much & not eating anything except for a bowl of porridge & a few green teas, but I felt so tired & sweaty, despite having no heating on, so I wasn't feeling much like eating!


More about the Royal Wedding (yawn) & more on Jason Manford, quiting The One show, over his scandal of having Cyber sex with 12 girls online (funny!!)


I see Jack Wilshere who plays for Arsenal (who all my brothers support) has been caught cheating, bad boy, but at least unlike most footballers it was with a very pretty girl, with a fab figure not like Rooneys ropey old hooker, or hairdresser! (not that it makes what he did any better, I'd never cheat on a partner!)


Emma Watson (Hermione in Harry Potter) says her new haircut was inspired by Mia Farrow, which is like her own mothers haircut, personally I'm not a fan, I think it makes her look like a boy!!

 Emma Before

 Emma After

Mia Farrow

It seems the murdered guy found in the back of the white van near Windsor owed a Tobacco Baron money, I know cigarettes kill but that's ridiculous!!


There is a Fab Grey Amazon Parrot in the paper today that is a Manchester United FC fan, he reminds me of my Green Amazon parrot Charlie who you could practically have a conversation with see Pigeon the Parrot in the link in Yellow below

Pigeon The Man U Loving Parrot

I just Can't believe the news of a American couple who set up the sick site www.birthornot.com who put up scans of their unborn son called "wiggles" and are getting people on the site to vote on whether to abort him or not the biggest vote by deadline of Dec 7th wins. How sick, if you can let strangers decide your unborn baby's fate you can't have any emotional attachment to it, if its aborted the poor thing dies, if it doesn't the poor thing gets to live with them, and may one day discover his life was once in the hands of strangers, how much would that knowledge fuck you up!!??

Crashed out tired from all the coughing & retching, but at least I can breath a bit at last now!!

Saturday 20th Nov, I dreamt for the 1st time since I've been ill, a odd dream I was sitting on the edge of a curved edged bath, in a bathroom, peeing into it, instead of peeing in the loo, while talking to someone, I can't recall who though?? I didn't seem to be embarrassed that I was using the bath & not the toilet though? there was more connected to my work in the fashion & TV industry but I can't recall the details, stayed in bed dozing on & off until 1.30pm as I was still feeling weak & want to save all my strength as I'm going round Nicky's again tonight.


Had a shower & washed & dried hair, then popped out into town to draw out some cash & get a paper & some milk, & spotted a couple of things on the market to buy as Xmas gifts. Had my 1st meal of the day at 4.30pm (I was either sleeping or feeling too rough earlier) I had a Tuna Melt Jacket Potato with some salad & despite it being the 1st non chilli & spice laden meal I've had the past 2 weeks, it was the 1st I've been able to taste & was yummy!!


Got my overnight bag packed & picked up the 7 Disneyland day trip from £9.50 tokens Nicky asked me to collect from The Sun paper for her, checked everything was switched off, then set off when Nicky Picked me up at 6.45pm Mini was very sweet but very tired due to chesty cough & cold she has had for past 2-3 months. Mini went to bed around 7.30pm & Nicky & I chatted while drinking a couple of shandy's, while watching Harry Hills TV Burp then it was Xfactor time & The Xfactor theme this week is, The Beatles.


Dannii looks absolutely stunning, in her chocolate halter-neck Grecian inspired dress, Cheryl looks a chavy mess, in a a chain-mail dress, that looks like aliens have cut crop circles in it, but hair looked better straight, Simon has the same uniform look as ever, and Louis has pimped himself up in purple & grey, Dannii's hair looks fab as do her earrings, Cheryl with the larger grooming/styling budget, loses to Danni yet again! Apparently according to today's Sun paper, Cheryl was reduced to tears by Julian MacDonald, who was slagging off her red hair & chavy dress sense, at band mate Sarah's Harding's party, he may have been tackless due to drink, but he was bang on the money when he told her to sack her stylist, Xfactor should follow suit & do the same!!

 This Weeks Personal Critique Of The 8 Xfactor Finalists

Matt Cardle :- Great Voice as always, "Come Together" was a good song choice by hands on judge Dannii, nice to get a glimpse of the guns, but but still bloody awful styling from his squeeze Grace!! He looked like he was about to do a bit of his painting & decorating!! 

Rebecca Ferguson :- Her Vocals were shaky, on "Yesterday" I think this one of her worst performances, off key at times and a wobbly & nervous performance, lovely make-up & nice hair, but bloody awful red pant suit, looked like a 70's Santa outfit without the black belt & Fur trim. DIRE!!!

 Mary Byrne :- Yet again the severe hair, this time with a big hair band (bloody change it for once guys!!) and back in black again, though a bit of pattern with a B&W leopard print waterfall front Cardie, She was back on her vocal form singing "Something In The Way She Moves"

 Paije Richardson :- Last week the stylist styled him The Nutty Professor moonlighting at Butlins, tonight a young lounge singer, without another stupid bow tie thank god (which is a step in the right direction of sorts) he sang "Let It Be" well, but he still has no stage presence or star quality!! Dressed in Purple like Louie, maybe he hoped to be compared to him this week instead of a young Lenny Henry!!

One Direction :- Pretty much a carbon copy result as last week, a Safe song choice, but so lacking in dynamics I can't even recall which Beatles they sang now 10mins later (think it might of been "Come Together") consistent vocals, but backing was a bit off, by the Asian lad again, bland no stage presence, they all looked kind of static, stood atop those large cubes, used for 2nd week running, in spite of the fact they didn't work last week (sloppy Simon, did you think we wouldn't notice? have you run out of ideas?) Styling again not good & for once I can't blame Grace the awful stylist, as the boys put their own outfits together, much the same as last weeks styling (the school kids allowed to dress themselves for a wedding/funeral look & missing the mark) all in all bland & unexciting, I expected more from them!!!


Cher Lloyd :- Good make-up, Copy of Cheryl's side swept hair do, cute girly dress but more Cheryl's style NOT Cher's she looked out of place in it,Poor song choice, didn't do her voice any favours, a weak, limp, lifeless, performance of "Imagine" which was a John Lennon NOT Beatles hit! all in all, a weak, wobbly, lack lustre disappointing performance by Cher.


 Katie Waissel :- Awful hair colour (are you getting a backhander, every time someone sports that Loreal Red Cheryl?) & awful haircut!!..... she obviously saw Emma Watson (aka Hermione, in Harry Potter) at The Harry Potter Premier she went to last week, and decided to copy her new pixie crop new look!!  (NOTE TO SELF Katie an elfin Pixie crop is NOT a good look when you have Pixie/Elf ears!!!) The 60's Twiggy make-up also did nothing for her & as for that god damn awful Beige & black 60's ish baby doll dress, if your colouring is as insipid as yours Katie & you want a 60's inspired look, at least go psychedelic Pucci !! HELP was an apt an apt song, considering her hair & styling, but the performance was insipid weak & wishy washy & dreary, it will put her in the bottom two tomorrow!!


 Wagner:- Well what a surprise NOT 2 songs cut and shunted together AS ALWAYS!!!, this week we got 3 songs cut & shunted together!! "Get Back" "Hippy Hippy Shakes" & "Hey Jude" I guess he really can't remember the lyrics of one song all the way through?, Totally out of tune, off key, and flat, as well as timing being off, but in spite of that still his best vocal performance in the contest so far!!! on Halloween he was dressed as a Ring Master, the next week as Elvis & last week as Liberace moonlighting as a Ring Master, Tonight it was back to a Circus Ringmaster moonlighting as a concierge.


I have to say tonight's Xfactor has been the most lack luster, bland, disappointing episode since the Xfactor 1st began feel very let down, they have definitely cut down the clothing & set budget this year, a lot of it looks very down market & cheap!!


Then I watched The Xtra Factor & Yet again In a Word - Boring!!..... The reason ? .......  In two words - Konnie Huq, A performance as bland and beige as her & Katie's Frocks!! But I did actually learn that One Direction sang "All You Need Is Love" the perform ance was so unmemorable, I'd of never known without being told.


Watched a film called Inside Man, but Nicky & I talked through most of it, went to bed but was still awake at 4am, partly due to coughing & partly due to hunger I'd only eaten once the Jacket potato at 4.30pm & Nicky had nothing in to eat, not even milk for a milky drink, so luckily I had my Paul McKenna "I Can Make You Thin" CD in my bag so lay there in headphones listening to it! reading the paper, Apparently the murdered kidnapped guy in the back of a white van, was a Sri Lankan born "Business man" (neighbours said he was only at his £3million rented mansion (£9,000 a month) rarely, mainly popping in late at night, looking shifty & not saying much!!) A 2nd kidnap victim has been found tortured to death by gangsters in North London 48hrs before the Sri Lankan's death, but they are not linked.


There has been another mining pit disaster, not in Chili this time but in New Zealand. Four of the 29 miners trapped are British. Two English & Two Scottish.


A Romanian Gypsy who lived in luxury has been jailed (good) for a £114,000 benefits scam, blowing the cash on flash cars & motor cycles & quad bikes. He also built his family a 9 bedroom home in Romania while fraudulently raking in jobseekers allowance & child tax credits he got away with this unchecked for years (yet I get called in over a TV appearance I did for free, as a favour!!) he is said to be part of a gang accused of smuggling 181 children into the UK to be beggars & pick-pockets (lovely guy!!) he sought asylum in UK under a false name (we need better checks) buying land in Romania, a BMW, Audi, 4x4 motorbikes a plasma TV & other electrical goods with the cash. He is set to be sent back to Romania where 26 alleged gang members are already on trial (good I hope he goes to a shit hole of a jail!!)


Everyone is moaning about the 9% hike in gas bills in winter (when people use it more for heating) before Xmas, I'm glad I'm with EDF who won't be doing so until later next year, when it's warmer!

Sunday 21st Nov, woke on and off once I fell asleep some time after 6am eventually getting up at 11.30am Nicky was feeling rough with stomach problems again. I think she has either got a ulcer, IBS or the start of gallstones!! She said she was going to take her parents up to see the fair & our friend (Elvis Act) El Vince switch on the St Albans Lights, so she'd take me home then, I said when would that be? as I'd not eaten since 4.30pm Saturday & my stomach was having killer hunger pains, & there was no bread for toast or milk for a coffee or cereal, mini was being cute although she was suffering from a cold/chest infection too. We eventually set off at 3.30pm & I said I'd drop my overnight bag off get a bite to eat & meet them in town later. 

I got in at 3.45pm buying a NOTW paper en route & made a cheese & reggae reggae sauce sandwich as soon as I got in as I was too hungry to wait to cook something, Nicky text to say they had got a table outside the old town hall, near the stage & El Vince was on at 4.30pm then at 4.15pm she text "sorry gotta go. Dad & Mini playing up (well they are both poorly & its cold out) Popped out & saw El Vince's set then went home don't need to see lights go on, they are the same every year & someone always cocks up & the lights go on before the countdown gets to 1 every year too lol anyway its too cold to be standing outside when I'm still poorly!!

I got some cough lozenges from my local shop in case I have a coughing fit in the night, checked my 2 lucky dip lottery lines, no luck today, so no holiday, or new house with a wig room lol oh well *sigh*

Grilled a Quorn Veggi burger & roasted some potatoes & parsnips to have with it, did a white laundry wash & did the washing up, ready to watch the Xfactor Results Show. Dannii (the most honest & most hands on judge) looks cute, Louie in another bow tie that he doesn't suit, not sure about Cheryl's dress, the camera shots were mostly too distant to tell... hmmmm on a close up sat down shot, of Cheryl the top half of dress is a NO!! Hair & earrings look Chavy too!! not impressed concidering her clothing & grooming budget for the show!


Ollie Murs (more like Ollie Bores?) sang a stinker of a song, which if that's his new single wont break the top 40 if the UK has any taste!! I always thought Ollie had a big future ahead of him ........ BUT As the face of Ginsters Pies!!! Never rated him on Xfactor, he is as irritating to watch, as Robbie Williams is on stage.


Next the Help For Heroes, fund raising single called Heroes, made by all the Xfactor Finalists, A Great Cause, not such a great arrangement of David Bowies Heroes, with them all dressed in white (standing for peace I hope, not the surrender flag!!) they looked like an over sized Daz Doorstep Challenge Ad, my pal Jake made me laugh when he tweeted......


JakeMSeaford When Wagner sings his bit of the song, can we blast that out at the enemy in Afghanistan? That would help. #Xfactor

Couldn't agree more!! Now its result time ........ Katie SAFE (Are you kidding me??) One Direction SAFE (thanks to teenage girl vote) Rebecca SAFE, Matt SAFE, Mary SAFE, Wagner SAFE (surprise, surprise NOT!!) so its Paije (as expected) and Cher (a surprise) in sing off !!......safe to say bye bye Paije now!!.....

Paije sang "You Better Stop" ironically styled the best he's looked on the show, except for his trousers tucked into his boots, not a bow tie or granddad waistcoat/cardie in sight!! though he sang well still no charisma or star quality to his performance.

Cher sang Twisted Sisters "Stay" which she sang at Halloween & got a good response from in her street gear

Simon sent home Paije , Cheryl sent home Paije, Dannii sent home Cher, so Louie do you take it to deadlock or do you send home Paije (who has no stage presence, or star quality) so Louie sends home Paije .... Like I said Bye Bye Paije!!! I thought he'd of left long before now, to be honest!

Watched "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here", then "Desperate Housewives", how Eva Longoria's husband cheated on her is beyond me, what a schmuck!! He was already punching above his weight, the ugly idiot!!

I then watched "The Real Housewives Of New Jersey", fab car crash viewing!! Typical Soprano's Moll type, Teresa has given birth to a baby girl called Adrianna. Yet another daughter to turn into a vile, precocious, brat like the rest of her obnoxious brood of girls, like her unlikeable 9yr old daughter Gia, who could do with a damn good slap!! The most likable one of the lot with the best well adjusted kids is Danielle, (in spite of her too tight face lift)  ironically the one that all the other Housewives hate!!

 Arrogant Teresa

Teresa's Precocious Brood

 Neurotic, Paranoid & A Bad Face Lift

BUT

Danielle Is Still The Most Likable New Jersey Housewife!!

 One Of Daniels Well Grounded Daughters

Unlike Teresa's Brats!!

On the front page of NOTW (News Of The World) today they said A SHOCK POLE want Prince William & Katie as our next King & Queen, NOT Charles & Camilla..... errrr Helloooooo what is shocking about that? everyone was saying they'd want a King William rather than King Charles, when Lady Di was still alive, so where is the shock???


Also that Xfactors Katie Waissel's Gran is a 81yr prostitute..... well at least one of them is guaranteed a fucking career then!!! Apparently Katie Waissel had a secret affair with Storm Lee (not that I was interested enough to read any details)


Despite a restless night I didn't get to settle down to sleep until 4.35am wondering after 2 weeks of illness what next week would bring?