This Morning, From Sunshine To Snowflakes!!

Monday 3rd October, I woke at 6.30am, If I dreamt I don't recall it. Today is my 2nd day waking up pain free (Luxury) It's another beautiful sunny day, that feels like summer not autumn (I could get used to an Indian summer) I had a wash, washed my hair, dried it & twisted it into a topknot with a hair clip. I made myself a bowl of porridge & a coffee for breakfast. I moisturised my face & applied lip salve & mascara. I slipped on a black vest top, black jogging bottoms, B&W TrimSoles & a white hooded velour jogging top & headed out to the park super early, to have it to myself (No need to scare the public, by my make-up free fissog!!) I did 2.5hrs of power walking with 2lb weights on ankles, and worked up a sweat! 

I got home, and parceled up the four eBay items, that I sold today. I will post them later, after my Job Centre appointment. Next Monday is my BFF (Best Friend Forever) Candie's, Birthday, I wonder if she is planning to do something? I did some ironing while watching 'This Morning' Then sorted out more stuff to eBay, ready for the next time it's a free listing weekend! I found some old Lotto, Euromillions tickets & I checked the numbers online (No Win's SOB!!) So I won't be buying my mansion this week then! lol....

I haven't heard back from Alley the journalist, so I take it I won't be needing to make time & get ready for a photo shoot at mine today?! I don't know whether she is still negotiating the cougar story, with a magazine, or if it's a no go? She is not brilliant at getting back to you & letting you know whats happening (Like most journo's) So I guess only time will tell (Or wont tell)  My other orchid has begun to bloom for the 1st time in years & has some lovely deep pink flowers. 

The ITV Company, with the popular TV show, who said that they wanted me to come in & see them, emailed & phoned me again today. They want me to come into their TalkBack offices in Central London on Thursday. The time is as yet to be confirmed. I watched the news they said the HEATWAVE will tail off midweek & we could have SNOW by the weekend!!! WTF?? Our climate is truly screwed!!... Then even more shock news Amanda Knox has been free'd!! Was the Italian Judge mad, bribed or blackmailed?? I just cannot believe my eyes!!!!...

Amanda Knox, Innocent?.... I Really Don't Think So!!

For elevensies I had a mug of cup-a-soup & some chilli crisps, since yesterday I have been having a sensation similar to indigestion, which is odd on two count's! The 1st being I haven't had indigestion or heartburn since I became a vegetarian aged 15yrs (32yrs ago) The 2nd being I had my Gallbladder removed almost 3yrs ago, so I can't produce the bile, which causes indigestion & heartburn!! 


Also strangely, I seem to have Terracotta coloured poo!! Most odd!! The later may be caused by the amount of tomato, cayenne pepper & chilli in my diet at the moment? Maybe the former is too, or maybe it's my body's response to the local anesthetic & steroids from my Epidural Op? Who knows? 

I popped to the shop & got a Sun newspaper, then I had a Diet Coke, while I settled down & read the paper. The news headline is how Gary Barlow & Robbie Williams, think kids of 16yrs, like Luke Lucas shouldn't be allowed on Xfactor, after his melt down, at the judges houses auditions. After he performed badly, at his audition there. I'm not so sure they are right, some 16yr old's are more mature than others, look at that very young, blonde, little girl, who came 2nd on 'America's Got Talent' Jackie Evencho (below) She was more mature than Luke & yet she was, at least, around half his age.

Jordan, AKA Katie Price, has dumped her Argentinian, hottie, boyfriend, Leandro. The paper are saying that the reason is, because he couldn't keep up with her high sex drive (But I think that's media fed, hyped excuse, to keep up her sexy image) It wasn't long ago that Peter Andre was bemoaning, after they'd split, that he found it frustrating to have a hot, sexy, looking wife, when she wasn't like that at all in the bedroom & how she would rather go to sleep, than have sex! So I suspect whatever the reason was, it was not that her sexual needs, were not being met!

Katie & Leandro 

Prisoners have killed & disemboweled a paedophile in Frankland Prison, Durham. Not a nice way to go, but I for one, wont be shedding a single tear, or losing any sleep over him! The 23yr pervert, Mitchell Harrison, was also stabbed in the eye & had his throat slit! When he was killed by two Lags! The paedophile was found dead in his cell, on Saturday morning, with a home made knife rammed into his stomach! He was killed after inmates had allegedly, rumbled a plot he had to glass a guard. The attackers claimed they acted out of loyalty to decent *screws (*Officers) at the jail. 

Three suspects were arrested, one is double killer Nathan Mann (Any relation Ian? lol) who killed two patients in a nursing home, during a burglary.  Mitchell had multiple injury's, he was jailed in 2008 for raping a 13yr girl in Kendal, Cumbria, he'd lured her to his flat with the promise of booze & cigarettes. He raped her twice before she fled naked. At 13yrs he indecently assaulted a 7yr girl & at 15yrs he raped a 15yr classmate (Lovely chap!!)

The traditional British Cuppa (Above) could become a thing of the past, as young people shun tea. (Also we have become flooded with immigrants, who apart Indians, tend to be coffee not tea drinkers!!) Only 4% of the nations tea drinkers are under 25, while more than 50% are 45 or over (I'm not one of them, don't like tea, I never have, I only force down, vile green tea, for health reasons!) Most young people would rather drink bottled water, or go for a coffee with pals.

WTF Thousands of pounds of our taxpayers cash is being spent on training FOREIGN athletes for the 2012 Olympics (Which by the way I have no interest in!!) The Foreign Office is handing out £15,000 to South American hopefuls at the London Games.. WHY? The GIFT was said it was part Britain's 'Olympic Legacy' (What, the legacy of being doormats?) The cash will train 23 Bolivians in Sorejapa, on the banks of Lake Titicaca (It's definitely Tits up & a load of Caca!!)  So we are now we are actually paying, to train our soddin competition!? They will compete in Judo, Taekwondo, Wrestling, Swimming, Athletics, Cycling, Horse Ridding, Rowing & Canoeing!!.. Another £2,800 will be spent to send a coach for the blind paralympic athletes in Barbados (You couldn't make it up!!)

I was about to edit a half done blog when I spotted that my hater GLPGoddess had commentated on my 'Rain Pain Go Away!!....... Don't come Back another Day!!' Blog which I'd posted early this morning. Which made me laugh, she must have been laying in wait, to swoop, when I next posted a blog, to comment on it so soon aftr I'd posted it! My BFF Candie laughed & text, that GLP is losing her touch!! My actor pal Jamie laughed & said "She obviously needs to find a way to occupy all the free time she has on her hands! When someone gives your blog that level of attention, you know your important to them!" GLP will be seething at that!... My friend Ricky said "It's a win win, you clearly annoy the shit out of this person without trying, plus you get the pleasure of knowing you wind her up! She's miserable, your not - enjoy the power over her!!" (Oh to see her face when she reads that!) Candie said the main reason she checks my blogs is to see GLP's horrid comments adding "They're a bit rubbish now.... she's not putting in the effort!!" Which made me crack up

I had 4 fish fingers & some baked beans for lunch, then went to the job centre for my interview. Posting a few letters on the way. I came home & watched 'The Real Housewives Of New York'  Bethanny Frankel is with child & the rest of them are acting like children! I did a coloured laundry wash, wrote the addresses on the eBay parcels of the Items that have sold. Then I watched 'Come Dine With Me' followed by 'Home & Away' 

I made a Stir fry, with black bean sauce! Washed down with a Diet Coke. Then fixed my make-up and went round Jennies to keep the girls company, for the night, while Edgar went to darts. Watched the TV 'Extreme Makeover' & 'Steps Reunion' with a coffee & also a Galaxy bar. Then it was time for the NEW series of the fantastic 'Hotel Inspector' on Ch5. I loved the Black (or Navy) & White wrap dress, with a large floral print, Alex Polizzi wore when she arrived at the Dorset Hotel. Then I had a de ja vou moment, it was like the dress in my dream a day or two ago!! How odd!!...

Then I watched 'Big Brother' I love Aaron, but he needs to man up!! Big Time!! He is the 1st man that both Candie & I fancy, we normally have totally different, tastes except for Piers Brosnan (But anyone who doesn't fancy him, must be blind or have No Taste!) But Aaron needs to MAN UP!! ... the crying over the "Once you've had black"...... film quote, not impressive!!... But I have to say, in his Hill Billy wig & the drawn on, Porn Star mustache, he actually looked hot!! As he did his fast food task, when he really shouldn't have!! 

Big Brothers Aaron

Then we watched 'Made In Chelsea' Francis Boulle was as amusing as always, Caggey as beautiful as always, but Hugo still reminds me of a tall, thin, posh, Dean Gaffney! I'm still trying to work out where I know Spencer from? & Gabriella Ellis (Below) is still as mad as a box of frogs, with a really ugly, fake looking smile! Very unfortunate! Jennie had never seen it before and found it most amusing, Edgar came home very happy, as his darts team thrashed a supposedly much better one, with their own team shirts etc! Walked home around 11.45pm had a Diet Coke & went to bed. (Calories consumed 1,419)

Please Don't Smile!! Gabriella Ellis

Tuesday 4th October, I woke at 7.30am, I know I dreamt but it was all a haze on waking, like I was half awake & half asleep, while dreaming. I had a wash & dressed the same as yesterday, tied my hair back, then headed out into a grayer day, than of late. And set off for my 2hr power walk at 8.15am, I was on my way home around 10.20am, when the ITV show called me, for a bit more of a chit chat! to find out some more details about me. I got in had an apple & coffee for breakfast. Then quickly popped out to the shop For a paper & a Diet Coke & quickly got back in the warm.

I read the paper, the headline was OF COURSE, about the Shocking news, that Amanda Knox (Above) has been cleared of the murder of Meredith Kercher! I'm sure her parent's are delighted & many from her home town of Seattle, in the USA. But most of Europe (Myself included) Are very, very sure that, she's guilty as hell, and has got off due to a bad, Italian, policing, technicality. I feel sorry for Meredith's poor parents. 

Meredith's father John, said he couldn't believe the judges decision. Adding "It's ludicrous!! How can they ignore all the OTHER evidence? The result is crazy!" I wouldn't be at all surprised, if Knox's wealthy parent's, slipped the judge a backhander! Corruption is pretty rife in the Italian police force/judicial system! Just look how conveniently Versace's "Supposed" Assassin was found, and how he had conveniently killed himself, before the Italian police got to him! No way was it him, he was a disposable scapegoat, used as smoke & mirrors, conveniently dead & unable to talk, a mere pawn & not the culprit, just like Lee Harvey Oswald was over John Kennedy!!

The brilliant Theresa May, has vowed to end Britain's human rights farce!! (About bloody time!!) She also pledges to close the loophole allowing foreign criminals to stay here, due to their human rights!)

21yr Tattooed, Goth/Vampire, Jade Richards (Above) Who was dropped from The Xfactor's, Girls category. Will not be back, to audition for a 3rd time! Shame that she's a quitter at just 21yrs!! The amount of jobs you get turned down for in interviews is often very many, before your offered a job. Models & Actors get knock back, after knock back, at auditions, as do musicians. If they all gave up after two goes, they'd get nowhere. In life you get a lot of doors shut in your face, you have to just keep knocking until eventually someone lets you in! Get your act together Jade, keep practicing to get even better, lose some weight, to look a more sellable package & swallow your pride one more time!! She had a good voice, but she wasn't exceptional, it's just because like SuBo (Susan Boyle) she looked like she'd be bad (An overweight, tattooed, goth) that people find her singing amazing, not because it actually is!! Meanwhile 16yr reject Luke (Below) will re apply.

There were some awful pictures of a pumped up Jodie Marsh, after she has taken up body building, saying it's the best she has ever felt & saying with an extreme diet & weight training regime she has gone from a size 10 to a size 6 & has gone from 25% body fat to 10% body fat & has gained 8lb of muscle when she lost 20lb of fat.... She say's she feels the sexiest she has ever been, she certainly doesn't look it in those pictures! She said she wants a breast reduction, as they get in the way of her body building & they look ridiculous now that she has lost so much body fat!!

 Body Building Jodie Marsh

The Old Jodie Marsh

I watched 'Loose Women' & 'The News' then made a toasted, cheese & tomato toasted sandwich, which I had with some Wotsits & a mug of tomato soup. Not only is my neck still not hurting, but when I press my fingers hard against the back of my neck, up and down it, I can't feel the golf ball sized hard lumps & also it doesn't make the crunching noise, that it use to either! I guess that's the anti-inflammatory effects of the steroids? Lets hope it stays that way! My pink Orchid in my lounge is looking more beautiful by the minute. Well worth the 2yr wait, when it didn't bloom, from right after my mum died!!....

I did a load of boring, but essential household chores, yawn, then I did a load of job searches & applied for a bunch. It was then time for 'The Real Housewives Of New York' There is a NEW, single, housewife Sonia (A friend of Luann) I no likey!!!!.... She sort of looks like a muttony, Sarah Jessica Parker, she obviously has money (Married into it maybe) But she has no class & savoir fare. I think she will certainly rattle some feathers, I can't see Bethanny taking to her!! Then I watched 'Come Dine With Me' followed by 'Home & Away' 

Then I grilled some Quorn strips, & put them on 2 rice cakes with black bean sauce & had with a mug of tomato soup. I did the washing up, and mopped the kitchen floor, it sounded like it was blowing a gale out, then when I looked out it was very windy & raining! Bye bye Indian summer!

I watched 'Mary Queen Of Frocks' OMFG!! Why did none of the retail job sites, say Mary Porter (Below) was recruiting for some sales/management staff for her own shop, for sexy and stylish clothes for the over 40's?? I'd be brilliant for that, I'd do it standing on my head! They got the backing of House Of Fraiser too! Looking at the interviewee's, I'm 100% better than all that were shown, even the one's they liked.... Damn why wasn't it more widely advertised, job wise!?? Grrrrrrr!!!... Going to check it out when I'm next in London & I have time & see if their are any new job opportunity's!? Then it was 'Big Brother' time, followed by the fantastic & raunchy 'True Blood' Then I had an early night at 12.30am (Calories consumed 1,365)

Wednesday 5th October, I woke at 7am, not in pain, but feeling very odd! With my tongue & the roof of my mouth, numb & feeling fuzzy, with a slight, tight, feeling in my throat, WTF?? I am not sure if that's an after effect of the Steroid injection? Or down to eating too much spicy food? Or maybe even, some kind of food allergy? Well odd!! I know with nut allergy's people get a tight feeling at the back of throat, as the reaction starts. But I can't think of anything I'd be allergic to? As I've not eaten anything new! I wondered if it has got anything to do, with the indigestion-ish like pains, I've been getting, just above my abdomen since Monday? Very, very odd!!... Maybe its just my body burning calories in overdrive (I can live in hope!!) 

I dressed as same as yesterday & went for my 2hr power walk with 2lb weights round my ankles. The weather was gloomier and I almost expected to get rained on. I went home & had porridge with honey & a coffee. Then mopped the kitchen floor. Then popped to the shop and got toilet rolls & a Sun paper. I read the paper, the front page is all Amanda Knox again, winging her male guard in jail kept asking her about intimate details of her sex life, in private interviews (Of course he bloody did, poor Meredith's murder was a Sex Crime!!) Knox's said she was scandalised! (Didn't take her long to play the victim!!)

Cheryl Cole is going to host a Ch4 Fashion Show..... Oh pleeeeeeeze apart from a few lovely Herve Leger numbers, and despite having a stylist, she wears some bloody awful outfits!

Ken Clarke continued to show how out of touch he was & treacherously turned on his fellow party member Teresa May, at yesterdays Tory Conference, in Manchester (The sooner Cameron boots useless Clarke out the better!!) He wrongly poured scorn over, her claim that an illegal immigrant could not be deported because he had a cat, which was proof of his family life in the UK (She was right, it was on the news & in the papers, months ago, does the buffoon walk around with blinkers on?!!) The fool even offered her a bet, that she was talking non sense (I have yet to hear him talk any sense, re crime!!) Clarke ridiculed May's comments as he defended, the much hated 'Human Rights Bill' He will be doing another of his U turns soon, when he finds that Teresa May is in fact spot on!! Meanwhile idiot Clarke insisted, that he will NOT be scraping his plans to send fewer criminals to jail (Is it any wonder that crime is still soaring??)

A vile, sick, mother (If you can call the bitch a mother!!... maybe birth-er, would be a more apt name) tricked her young 4yr old son, into thinking he had cancer. Just so she could fiddle £100,000 in benefits (Evil Beyond Belief!!) She shaved his head & eyebrows & made him wear a bandana, to school to look like he'd had chemo. The boy NOW 9yrs went through the ordeal for 3yrs. She is also said to have claimed his 7yr sister was suffering from a serious illness, from the age of 3-6yrs. She even prevented her kids from taking part in school activity's, to keep up the pretense. The vile excuse of a mother milked the system for 7yrs, forging doctors notes, while collecting a carers allowance!! (Do these people not double check info)?..... 

Actually come to think of it they don't when I was on sickness benefit, they failed to pay me for 6 months, because some office dick head, kept tapping in incorrect numbers for my bank account (To wire 2 weekly payments) which I of course never got, despite me repeatedly telling them, plus giving them the correct info over the phone on average 2 times a week, as well as sending in signed info from my bank, stamped by my bank! With the correct info & statements to prove I had not received the cash! So if they can ignore repeated info handed to them on a plate, they obviously can't be arsed to check info either! The woman (Who for some reason can't be named) has done some psychological damage to those poor kids, sick cow!

Ramona - Real Housewives Of Orange County

I did a bunch of job searches & I had a message to say I had a interview next Monday for a part time job. I watched 'Loose Women' then I popped to post off some more of my eBay sales & got a £3 6" Subway & a drink deal for lunch, must do another big Asda shop, once I have some money in the bank, again. I got home & had my Subway with a chilli crisps. Then I watched 'The Real Housewives Of New York' Where I saw the funniest thing EVER!! Ramona was a catwalk model for a charity event, and the bulging, scary, mad eyed look she did, as she walked (See the video below) made me almost wet myself laughing it was comical!!... What was she thinking??.....

Ramona's, Scary, Stare, Catwalk Eyes

I watched 'Come Dine With Me' & then put a black load in the wash & did the washing up, my mouth still feels weird. Then I watched 'Home & Away' I did some sewing repairs & then heated up some vegetable soup for dinner. Then I watched 'Extreme Makeover' did another load of ironing, then I watched 'Big Brother' then 'TOWIE' Simon Cole text me back & forth from 10pm & we had a catch up chat. I felt a bit peckish so I had a cup-a-soup, while chatting on Twitter & I heard via Twitter that Apple's Steve Jobs, had died aged just 56yrs (Evil disease, Cancer) I did some more ironing & then went to bed, with a decaf coffee at midnight (Calories consumed 1,071)

Thursday 6th October, I woke up at 7am, with my tongue, now back to normal, thankfully & my back pain free, but a gnawing toothache-like pain, in my left knee (It is sooo going to rain today!) I hobbled down the stairs, to the bathroom for a wash, with my bad knee & I got on the scales. I have lost another 3/4lb good! (Better down, than up!) I wore black jogging bottoms, a peach long sleeved Petite Bateau top, with a black Velour hooded top, & my short white puffa jacket over the top & my white Reebok, EasyTone, trainers. I rubbed in some deep-heat cream into my knee, how much of an old biddy that makes me feel!!? Then I set off for my 2hr walk round the park. 

After my walk I got home & had cheese on toast for breakfast, washed down with a Diet Coke. And watched a bit of 'This Morning' before popping out for two first class stamps & a Sun paper. I got to the shop & got a Sun paper, the headline was a shocker! The Corrie soap actor, Michael Le Vell 46 (Below) who plays Kevin Webster, was arrested, in Manchester, over child abuse accusations, by a schoolgirl, he was held by police for 8hrs! As I got indoors, the same subject was being announced on 'This Morning' with a statement from his agent/corrie saying he vehemently deny's the accusations & will prove them to be false! He is said to be going through hell.

I have an audition for a popular ITV show, at 2.30pm. So I had a quick shower & hair wash & dried hair & changed into black wet look leggings, my long boots, a red jersey West One blouse & my red jersey Petite Bateau cardigan. I pulled my hair back into a ponytail & attached my faux ponytail. I did my makeup neutral except for black eyeliner & bright red lipstick. Then I pulled on my long, floor length, black military style coat, grabbed my bag & headed for the station at 12.45pm. I got my ticket & had a 10min wait for the fast train to London. Grabbing a 6" Subway on the way to eat for lunch on the train.

Once on the train I ate my Subway & read the paper also on the front page (Dwarfed by the shocking child abuse headline) is a small bit about Apple founder Steve Jobs, dying in his sleep, from pancreatic cancer aged 56. It is also predicted that Ken Clarke will be sacked by the PM, in his 1st cabinet reshuffle, that will be music to my ears. Clarke provoked fury across the Tory Party over his savaging of Teresa May, over the 'Human Rights Bill' on Tuesday at the Tory Conference. He placed a bet that she was wrong re a immigrant being allowed to stay, over a cat! But it emerged last night, as I was well aware (Unlike Clarke) that she was right!... The PM is also losing patience with Clarke, over his soft sentencing blue print. The PM rightly wants tougher punishments, even joking in his speech that he wanted Ken to read 'Crime & Punishment' & 'Mog The Cat'

It seems that newly single Jordan (Katie Price) has spent a night of passion, with Rugby player Danny Cipriani (Wow that girl, really doesn't waste much time, before jumping in the sack with someone else, at the end of a relationship!!).... she obviously believes in the adage, that the best way to get over someone, is to get under someone else!! Meanwhile there is a photo of Cheryl Cole, in a unflattering black & white, Moschino dress. That she wore to her friend Kimberley Walsh's, 1st night as Princess Fiona, in Shrek, The West End Musical. She'd better get her act together for her Ch4 fashion show. As that outfit did her no favours whatsoever!! She is too short for the style, it needs someone tall to do it justice!

I got to the TalkBack Studio's at 2.20pm & was ushered straight up & sat around filling in forms, and showing my passport & proof of address (A household bill) to prove I was eligible to work in the UK, I had my picture taken. Then at 3.44pm, Alley the Journalist called me & said 'This Morning' wanted me as a guest on their show & was I available to go on, at short notice, tomorrow morning? They will send a car for me, and arrange one to take me home! I said "Yes!!" but then at 3.45pm (1hr &15mins after my appointment time!!) I was called to be seen. So I told Alley to email me any details & my phone would be switched back on, in about a hour if she needed to get hold of me urgently!

I went in to the TalkBack office got fired a load of questions, which I answered. While I did, I was amazed to see, as I looked out of the window, behind my interviewer, that fine snow, was blowing outside the window WTF?? It was bright & sunny (Though windy & not warm) So I didn't expect snow, even though it is forecast for the weekend!! I got out of there just after 5pm (Balls now I have to wait until 7pm to get the train home, as I had an off peak ticket and I can't use it between peak hrs 4.30pm - 7pm) 

My knee was much too painful, to use my time, wandering round the shops in Oxford St, or to call a London buddy to meet up. So I sat in Kings Cross International station, watching the world go by. I got chatted up by some guy walking past, who reminded me of Randy (Below) from the excellent  'My Name Is Earl' and so I pretended to already have a boyfriend, to put him off & go. They have gigs by different bands now, in the station shopping area. The band tonight, were really good, which helped the time pass. I got a bit hungry so popped in Burger King, and had a veggie burger & I luckily had a voucher for free fries & drink when you buy any burger.

Randy - From 'My Name Is Earl'

7pm finally arrived & I got the fast Bedford train to St Albans. my feet were burning, so I sat on the wall by the station & took my boots off & took out my padded innersoles out of my boots, slid them inside my black socks & walked home in my socks, with my floor length coat you couldn't tell in the dark, that I wasn't wearing shoes anyway! Alley text me the 'This Morning' thing has been pushed back for some time in the next 2 weeks as its been bumped for someone talking about topical Amanda Knox. 

I got in had a milky coffee & watched the brilliant Philip Glenister in 'Hidden' on BBC1 as I couldn't bare to watch the little scrotes on 'Educating Essex' again!! Then I watched 'Big Brother' & 'Big Brothers Bit On The Side' before having an early night at 12midnight (Calories consumed 2,070 whoops)

Friday 7th October, I got up at 6.30am, had a wash & dressed the same as yesterday morning. Then I made myself some porridge with honey, plus a coffee for breakfast. Then headed out into a very, very, windy day, for my 2hr power walk. This is when hoodie designs annoy me!! They need a wedge like chink removed, out of the edge, of each side, as with just one gust of wind, it blows off your head! So you either have to constantly hold down the front, as you walk along, or put a cap on top of the hood, or safety pin it together, under your chin. Why can't they cut a pattern for a snug hood? We either get hoods unusable when its windy (The only time a hood is of use or needed) or the drawstring one's that look ugly!! (I pinned it with a safety pin, on the inside so not visible) 

I had my power walk, then posted off a cheque for my gas bill & my friend Candie's birthday card. Then I popped to the shop & got a Sun newspaper. The news headline was worse than yesterdays "Corrie Kevin Quizzed On, 'Rape Of Girl, 6' Le Vell 'in shock' at accuser's claim" Apparently the girl accusing the Corrie star, has told cops he raped her when she was 6yrs. The actor was said to be in a state of shock!

Welsh slapper Imogen Thomas (Above) is fuming over Katie Price & Danny Cipriani's night of passion together, as she thought she was Danny's girlfriend!! You'd of thought after her her experience, with married Ryan Giggs, the stupid slapper, would of kept her legs closed, when it came to celebrity sportsmen!! Stupid girl!!

There was a bit on 'The Xfactor' twist (Which was announced on Twitter & Facebook last night!) The twist is 4 of the 16 will be axed at the weekend, leaving 12. There will be no public vote's, the 4 judges will make the decisions based solely on the nights live performance! Hopefully Kitty & Frankie will be 2 of the 4! But somehow I doubt it!!....

Snow & winds of up to 70mph yesterday, confirmed our Indian summer is over before it began. Yeah it was another windy day today & very cold, felt like putting the heating on, but resisted! Luckily the snow yesterday when I was in London was over before it began. Talking of frosty, Amanda Knox father said she has been getting hate mail & hate phone calls, he also confirmed Amanda is set to write her memoirs (Great a murder gets off on a technicality & then makes money from it!) On the very unlikely chance she wasn't involved...... she was still, one cold bitch!!

Home owner, Malcolm White 62, who shot a raider, may have done so trying to protect his secret cannabis factory. Police called to the drama, stumbled upon a "Big Drugs Operation" at the isolated country house. The watchmaker fired the shotgun after catching to burglars at his home, on Wednesday night. He hit one in the leg & Mr White was arrested on suspicion of attempted murder (If he is a drug dealer, he won't be getting the same understanding, as other homeowners, that actually killed the vermin in their homes)

Meanwhile another example of the lack of justice in Britain, comes with the obscene story of how a prisoner charged with murder, attacked a warden, John Brown, causing him to end up in hospital with horrific injury's after being headbutted by the thug!! Yet it's John who gets punished, and is fired by the jail for assault, WTF?  Yet the prisoner had no action taken against him for his brutal assault on John (Again WTF???) No doubt the criminal scum will be trying for compensation, quoting human rights!!! Maybe John Brown should try using the human rights bill!!

I collected up the dry, black, washing that had been hanging to dry round the house. Then I did the washing up, I also did a load of job searches & then was asked by DJ Allan Turner Ward, to feature on his Radio Show on 'The Bay' Radio Station, 102.8FM as their 'Strictly Come Dancing' Expert because of my blog on the show!! Which you will find on this blog site. He said he will call me at around 3pm Sunday, so to be by a phone between 3-4pm. That's handy I can use the pod cast for my audio on StarNow. Did a load of job searches & then took the last eBay item I sold to the post office in a large box. Then went to my bank as two payments of £1.95 had been taken out by a company I'd never heard of & that I had not sanctioned! Just after that, while buying some fresh soup in Tesco for dinner, my friend Simon called me on my mobile at 12.30pm & we chatted for 10mins while I shopped.

I got in & fixed myself a yummy Butternut Squash, Honey & Basil soup & put it on tray with a small chocolate brownie, from the reduced cabinet in Tesco. Then took it upstairs & I tucked into them both, while watching 'Loose Women' then 'The New's' then I did some housework before settling down to watch 'The Real Housewives Of New York'  Which was as bitchy as ever!!... Shame I missed yesterday's episode, when I was at my ITV audition, I'd love to of seen the aftermath of Ramona's manic catwalk walk!!....  

I popped out to New York Nails, to get my nails cut down by 1cm as they are really long, and I had them painted a metallic gold, in a tribute to Jim & Irene's, Golden Anniversary. I got back in & did some more job searches for the rest of the afternoon. Then I watched 'Come Dine With Me' & the fab 'Home & Away' with a cup of coffee. I ironed some more clothes & put another white wash, in the machine. Then I sat & watched, the evening version of 'Come Dine With Me' while scoffing 4 Krisprolls & jalapeno & red pepper, humous, followed by another, small, chocolate, brownie & washed it down with a Diet Coke. 

Then it was time to watch 'Big Brother : Live Eviction' As expected Maisey went! Nobody in the house seemed that bothered, especially as Fay's busty, blond, wrestler, sister Jem, went in! (Their parents are obviously fans of 3 letter names!) I was contacted again by DJ Allan Turner Ward from 'The Bay' 102.8FM who'd asked to do a regular, spot on their Sunday show, talking about 'Strictly Come Dancing' based around my 'Strictly Come Dancing Critique'  which I post weekly. I updated my blog, after finalising arrangements for Sunday. I'd agreed to do it, as it is something more to add to my portfolio!! Which is all good!.... Plus I am sure it will also be a bit of a laugh, to do. You can click HERE to find out more about 'The Bay' 102,8FM

Then in between the two 'Big Brother' shows I watched, 'The Bachelor' Where the annoying squeaky, baby talking, Carianne is still in the running, proving men really do think with their dick, not brain & proving Gavin is all brawn & no brain! Gavin still wasn't sure, if the rumour that Carianne, had got off with a member of the film crew, was true, or not???? Errrr just ask the film crew member said to be involved....Job done!!! I watched the 2nd 'Big Brother: The Eviction Interview' Then 'Big Brothers Bit on The Side' before having an fairly earlyish night at 12.30am (Calories consumed 2,172 Whoops must get more food in from Asda, to stop eating crap!)

Saturday 8th October, I had a lay in & woke at 9.45am I'd had a odd dream, it had started off highly sexual, and I was having lots of rampant sex, with a handsome guy, who seemed to be my boyfriend. I think he might of been famous. I seemed to be acting in a musical film, and I got bumped up, from a small role, to a much bigger main character. I was wearing a black outfit with a Bright Emerald coat, Which I had owned years ago! I wonder what happened to that coat? It was a expensive top designer one! It's probably with the load of my stuff, that my old landlady 'Lisa Krekis' illegally took from me! By not letting me back in, her house, to collect the rest of my stuff, when I moved out (Including my Art & design portfolio, with over 5yrs of college work in it....... Bitch!!) I was singing on stage, and later I saw the film footage of it, with a friend & her kids, & the kids said I was disappointing! Then I woke!..

I got up and had a bath at 10.30am then I had an apple & a coffee for breakfast. I did a load of housework & put away dry/ironed laundry!! Then I had a Diet Coke break with a packet of Wotsits. I cleaned the inside of my windows & then caught up on my Blog & started my 'Xfactor Critique blog 2011' ready for tonight's show, to be added to it. Also getting my 'Strictly Come Dancing Critique 2011' blog, all ready to be updated  to be ready, for tonight's show. 

Later I had a light lunch of 4 Krisprolls & some jalapeno & red pepper humous, with a frozen banana to follow, washed down with a Diet Coke. Then in the afternoon I started getting ready to go to Nicky's parents (Jim & Irene) Golden Wedding Anniversary (50yrs) I had already got my nails painted metallic gold they look like gold Quality Street wrappers. I tried on my Lipsy, gold, sequined dress (As Nicky wanted everyone in gold) But my boobs look, just to big for it, at my present weight. In the end I decided on black top & jeans, gold neck tie, shrug & belt & black ankle boots by Patrick Cox I did my make up (With gold eye-shadow & gold glitter eyeliner) While watching 'Strictly Come Dancing' & jotting down notes for blog.

I put hair up & attached faux pony tail. Put on my floor length black military coat, and headed out to The Golden Anniversary Party. The nearest ATM, in town wasn't working, but I knew there was one outside Tesco's in Hatfield road, near the Conservative Club (Where the party is) So I headed off to Hatfield Rd. When I got to Tesco's their ATM was not working either!! FFS!! So I went into the Conservative Club (In case they did cash back, or took cards behind the bar!!...... they didn't!!) So I said hello to Nicky's parent's & brother, then I found Nicky, in the queue for the buffet along with her daughter Minnie. I got some buffet & sat down & ate it while listening to our friends band 'The Push' 

Then I popped my coat back on & headed to the train station, to the ATM there & drew out £10 there were two tall, stunning, well spoken guys, stood near the ATM by the taxi rank, who looked not dissimilar to ex public school, polo players.... Helloooooooo!!!

I went back to the party, and bought a double vodka & slimline tonic, at the cheap subsidized bar! Nicky said her cousin Adam, from the Scilly Isles, had the hots for me but to beware as he had a wife and kids (She needn't of worried, he was a nice enough guy, but despite him being an Aquarian, he wasn't my type!!) 'The Pulse' played a wicked mix of songs, including up to date numbers like 'Moves Like Jagger' I chatted to Nicky, her dad, her tailor uncle & her cousin Adam. Adam bought me a half of cider & we chatted most of the evening & later I got him a pint & myself another half of cider. I left at around 1am & walked home getting in at 1.20am in time to watch the repeat of tonight's Xfactor & then crashed out at 3.30am (Calories consumed, 1,946 Whoops!)

Sunday 9th October, I woke at 7.30am after a weird dream, where I went to a loo & locked three locks on the door but then the door vanished & someone was speaking to me, while I was sat on the loo going to toilet!... I had a wash shoved on my hot pink 'Juicy Couture' lounge suit, then I had 2 Krisprolls, with a banana mashed on them, along with an apple & a coffee for breakfast. I then updated my 'Strictly Come Dancing' & 'Xfactor' critique blogs, on this blog site, from the notes, that I wrote last night, before the party & in the wee hrs after the party! I worked solidly on that, then stopped for lunch at 1pm. I made a tuna & cucumber sandwich on granary bread, had with chilli crisps for lunch, washed down with a caffeine free Diet Coke. 

Later I went back to my blogs, doing some more work on the thus far unfinished drafts. Then at 3pm, I sat with the TV off, with both my home phone & mobile next to me, waiting for 'The Bay' Radio Station to call me to go on Air. I went on air around 3.15pm & had a bit of banter with the DJ Allan Turner! We chatted about the show, then when we finished & he'd put a record on, he said over the phone, that I did really well & how would I like to be a regular on the show? I said "I'd love to!" 

DJ Allan Turner

I did a load of laundry & housework, then at 6pm I watched 'The News' while eating a banana & drinking a Diet Coke. Then enjoyed the new series of 'Harry Hill's TV Burp'  Then at 7.30pm, I heated some fresh tomato & basil soup, for dinner & added some chilli to it, to give it a kick & help speed up my metabolism!! Then I watched 'The Xfactor' results show, before updating my 'Xfactor Critique' blog! I watched 'Big Brother', then 'Downton Abbey' on ITV +1, followed by 'TOWIE' on ITV2 +1 then it was time for bed at 12.30am, wondering what the following week has in store! (Calories consumed 1,620)

Dog Tired Week, Is A Pain In The Neck

Monday 6th June, I fell asleep around 5am, despite being dog tired from midnight, if I dreamt I don't recall it! Got up at 9.30am & had a wash & did hair & make-up & had a coffee & a bowl of porridge with raisins for breakfast, dressed in my 3/4 khaki jersey lounge trousers, my slashed back cream top with tiger print on front, my white EasyTone Reebok trainers, then slipped on my white puffa jacket, plus my khaki hooded body warmer on top, and ventured into the pouring rain & popped to the shop & got a Sun Paper & bumped in to my neighbour Kristie who is married to my friend Simon, who invited me round for a coffee & a gossip!! Which was a nice escape from the rain (Must be due for Wimbledon) Made a fuss of her spaniel Bobbie who I take out with me for a walk when its nice some days, caught up with the local gossip then when the rain had let up I headed back home & parcelled up my two eBay sales to send off. 

Put my Jacket & body warmer back on & put the parcels in my gunmetal sequinned tote & headed back out in the torrential rain, to the Post Office (So much for flaming June!!) I sent the items off, did a bit of banking, to be able to pay my rent by cheque tomorrow. Then I had a hours power walk round the park, for a bit of exercise, despite the poor weather. That over I popped into Tesco to check out the reduced section. There was about five or 6 people standing there, trying to see the offers, but all unable to get a look in, due to a selfish white woman, in a Muslim headscarf, who had slid the door open & blocked the area, while on her mobile phone. She was telling someone over the phone, every single item on offer, in the 5 shelf cabinet, and how much each was priced at (Unfuckingbelievable) 

So I went home. I took out the Quorn & Tofu I'd been marinating & diced it & put on skewers & grilled on my Foreman Grill, and had with a spinach, watercress, cucumber, tomato & red pepper salad. Which was very tasty. Then I did a lot of paperwork I needed to catch up with & sorted out my banking & bills files.

Then I did a bunch of job & audition searches & applied for a bunch as per usual, then I stopped for a coffee break & a read of the paper. The Front cover is about Ryan Giggs 8yr affair with his brothers wife (Classy Dude) It seems if your a pig ugly man who wants lots of sex become a footballer. I don't know what they saw in him? He treated them like a piece of meat at best & didn't 'treat' them in the other sense of the word. It seems he was an ungenerous tight-wad, who didn't even buy a round in the pub! Guess he knows how to spot gold digger, WAG, wannabe & those with low self esteem, who are easy of virtue & also knows how to manipulate them too. Apparently Wayne's brother has dumped his wife after hearing the news (Now there's a surprise!!)

Idiot Ken Clarke will let criminals do half their sentences time if they plead guilty. Obscene when sentences are far to short as it is anyway, and insulting to the victims of that crime! Instead he should be doubling the sentences of those who plead not guilty & are proven guilty!! Bean-sprouts are the latest food item to be blamed for the E.coli break out in Germany that has killed 22 so far (It  reminds me a slight variation on the Alien, Sophia's, plot to wipe out humans & take over, in the TV show The Event) I wouldn't put this past a test run, of food contamination, by Terrorists!!

Evicting gypsies from illegal camps has cost the UK £7Million in the past 3 years, Leeds City Council alone spent £930,000 evicting travellers from 285 illegal sites. That's £930,000 out of taxes they don't pay, think about that when your wondering how thy afford such lavish weddings on My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding. 

Cheryl Cole has been given 24hrs to decide if she will accept a lifeline to return to US Xfactor (Who cares) Apparently she is letting Simon sweat, as a punishment for her sacking!! Zzzzzzzzzzz!! Wise up girl your no big talent, just a pretty face & good clothes horse (When somebody else is choosing the clothes) You are beginning to believe your own hype, it wasn't long ago you was a council state Chav, it is Simon & one of his talent shows that put you where you are now, on what scant talent you have. You should be jumping at the 2nd chance not biting the hand that feeds you!!

Go it alone without Simon, or with Will-i-am & you will soon will vanish from the public eye (which will be a nice break for us, after Cheryl Cole overload over the past few years, there is bugger all left we haven't seen about her, unless they shove a small camera up her, during her next smear test!!) She Snubs this 2nd chance ...... HUGE Mistake!! As a singer as part of group Girls Allowed she's fine but, as a Solo artist she is Nothing Special!!

Sack The Stylist!!

I did the washing up & hoovered the sitting room, the hall & my bedroom. Then watched 'Home & Away' one of the best soaps on TV, definitely the best on UK TV at the moment, then I had a coffee with a KitKat & went through a load of old files & receipts, throwing out everything over 5yrs old. Deleted pics taken for eBay on my camera. I went online to check my messages & saw my hater GLPGodess had spouted the usual bile on my 'May Day' Blog yesterday, amazing how brave you are, when under a synonym! It's amusing to see the passive aggressive taunts, made to make me bite & hopefully hurt/annoy me, but they're wasting their time, Haters are nothing but Motivators! 

I'd have more respect for them if they said it to my face, as I am well aware, that it's someone I know, although they have tried their very best to make it appear as if they are just some random, commentating blog reader. But they've failed, making numerous, tell tail slip up's. I even purposely wove a few things into my blog occasionally, knowing what buttons to push, and the response was always exactly as expected. My friends find GLPGodess posts absolutely hysterical, they're always looking forward to what their next diatribe of spite & bitterness (Under the poor guise, of constructive criticism) will be. So much so, that they get rather disappointed if  GLP hasn't been on ranting for a while. 

We even take bets on which 4, of the 6 recurring trigger buttons they will try to push, in an ongoing attempt to touch a nerve (they're normally in batches of 4) The most common at 1st was to keep calling me a woman in my 50's (When seeing as they know me, they know full well, I'm in my 40's) Wrongly thinking I'm that vain, to be bothered if a 'Stranger' though I was older than I am & hoping I'd bite & say I'm in my 40's so they could reply, 'Oh really, I don't mean to sound rude, But you look so much older!!'  So laughably predictable, anyway enough GLP talk, it will only boost GLP's already inflated, pious, ego!! 


I watched 'The Hotel Inspector', followed by the NEW, 'The Restaurant Inspector', followed in turn by 'Made in Chelsea' on E4 +1. Which was amusing, especially when Ollie, who has just recently come out as Bi said "I'm just tired of being bummed out all the time!!!" (Looks like he's going straight back into that closet then!?) I had a bath & went to bed at 12.30am, with the rain still lashing down outside & listened to my Paul McKenna 'I Can Make You Thin' CD then settled down to sleep. (Calories consumed 1,301)  

Tuesday 7th June, despite a early night I didn't fall asleep until after 5.30am, dreamt but it was all a blur on waking at 9.30am. My neck & shoulders were aching on waking, went to my bedside draw to get some of my prescription painkillers but I'd run out I called to get a doctors appointment but I can't get one until Wednesday, my knees & hips were painful too, Bloody Rheumatoid Arthritis, no escaping it, it's hereditary both mum & dad had it & I have had it since 8yrs, though not as bad as now. I guess I can't escape knee/hip replacements like them, in the future either, unless there are medical breakthrough's, whoopee can't wait!! .....NOT! 

I dressed the same as yesterday, made a coffee & porridge with raisin's for breakfast & popped out for my power walk, before it rained again. I go to try ease my hips & knees, as well as for the exercise taking Bobbie, Stanley & Betty with me for some company. I got a call from my friend Damon (The brother of my Ex Murray) to catch up for a chat, he said it was a shame the train fare was so ridiculous to Cheshunt/Theobalds Grove, we'd have to take a rain check until he has a car again, he'd really wanted to treat me to his local Turkish Restaurant for the weekend, which was sweet of him.


I got in at 2pm with the sky, grey black & the pain in my neck & shoulders increasing steadily, I had a fresh salad sandwich & a Diet Coke for lunch & read a bit of the paper, Front page is still on Giggs betrayal of his brother & wife, bet he wished he'd not of bothered with that super-injunction now!! The press are going to ride this one out, for as long as possible for trying to muzzle them over Imogen! Apparently Giggs has convinced his wife it's not true, either she is dumb or wants to ignore the truth.


Brilliant Eddie Kid 51 One of the greatest stunt riders in the world (Until a horrific crash left him brain damaged) finished the London Marathon last night 43days after starting, what a courageous man, he was told he would never walk again in 1996! I remember having posters of handsome Eddie, on my wall as a teen.

Cheryl Cole's Xfactor career is over, after the stupid girl turned down a 2nd chance at the American Xfactor. Well hopefully that means we won't be bored shitless, by her being in every magazine, newspaper available & on every news item, music channel as well as adverts, for a while then, that will be a nice break.... (Though somehow I doubt we will be that lucky) She may even totally vanish, if new manager Will-i-am continues with his poor advice/management style. At least with him she's with someone with matching poor fashion sense. Also someone who made that god awful song with her 'Three Words' I guess those 3 words are 'This Song's shite!!'

Meanwhile Bean-sprouts have been eliminated as the source of the German E.coli outbreak, only 100+ more vegetables to go what next??.... Talking of Dangerous vegetables some vile piece of scum, barely further up the evolutionary scale than a fungus, in Worcestershire has murdered 20 cats & 1 dog with anti-freeze poisoning them, leaving them to die in agony, in the space of a few weeks, the Evil C**t!! A bloody Serial Killer/Terrorist in the making hope they are caught by a cat owner & then they're made to drink their anti-freeze & then be left alone die a painful death!


But by 4pm I was in such agony with my neck & shoulders, that I felt physically sick with pain, causing me to retch, and I had to go lay down, fearing it might trigger a migraine! At 6.45pm Nat text me saying  'Hey lady, any plans 4 ur birthday?'  I replied 'Nope absolutely stony broke'  he replied 'Me & Candy r coming up 2 u for lunchy' I said that sounded like a plan, he added they had to leave around 2ish (No doubt for Candy to pick up the kids) and he said they'd be here around 10ish. It took until 7pm, 3hrs later, for the pain to finally subside enough, to go to the shop, to get strong fast-acting Nurofen Plus Capsules. I took 4 (double the dosage) as the pain was less, but still unbearable!! Then I laid down some more, until I felt a bit better (Not just a pain in the neck, but a real pain in the ass) as I had planned to get lots done round the flat today, but the pain has prevented me. 

I got up later at 8.50pm after the pain had subsided a bit more, as I was hungry. So I made a salad with some tinned tuna, as fish oils are meant to be good for joints & bones, with chopped celery, peppers, cucumber, tomato & watercress. Then I lay on the bed & watched 'CSI, CSI Miami' double bill & 'CSI' taking another 3 Nurofen at 10pm with a decaf coffee, as the pain started to get worse again!! By 1am miserable with pain I took 3 more Nurofen capsules (finishing the pack) & tried to get some sleep (Calories Consumed 1,036) 

Wednesday 8th June, I was still awake at 4am due to the unbearable pain gnawing away at my neck & shoulders like a raging toothache, that's been transferred to another part of the body!! I tried removing my pillows to lay flat, to see if that helped the pain in my neck & shoulders, eventually I fell asleep around 6am but although I'm aware I dreamt, my sleep was so restless I can't recall it. Woke in pain at 9.30am & had a bath to try ease the pain & also washed my hair, with difficulty, as the pain was travelling through my shoulders & down both of my arms. 

Carefully dried my hair & put on my dark grey 3/4 gym trousers, plus my Hydro Active Challenge 5K run mini marathon T-shirt from 2007 (power walked not ran) & my TrimSole B&W fitflops. An Ex text me at 10.18am responding to my FB inbox message saying 'I didn't delete you??? Are you in London today? X'  Well seeing he is no longer a FB friend & I didn't delete him, it doesn't need to be a case for Miss Marple, to determine that in fact, yes indeed he did delete me! I had no credit to reply ... so obviously didn't! Fail!!


I went to the shop to get more Nurofen Extra Capsules to try stem the pain & took 4 again with a coffee & porridge with raisins for breakfast. My friend Mike Called & he asked me what I was doing for my Birthday? I said I had nothing planned as I'm broke, he said he was going up to Leeds around the 19th-20th, so how did I fancy a drink or meal for my Birthday a few days early? I said that sounded like a plan, he said he'd call me soon. I decided I'd better get out & do my 2hr power-walk, quick. As it looked like it wouldn't be long before it lashed it down all afternoon again, like yesterday! I took Bobbie, Betty & Stanley with me, to make it more fun & less of a chore!... Plus hopefully take my mind off the pain!! 

Then I dropped a rent & electric cheque into my letting agents. Getting home at 3pm, just before the sky's opened up! I made a jacket potato with baked beans & grated cheese for lunch, with some salad. Then read The Sun paper I'd bought en route home. The front page is about Ryan Giggs paying £30,000 for a baldness treatment, machine that massages his follicles (Unlike Imogen who massaged his bollicles) After the stress of being caught with his pants down with 2 women (Neither his wife!) has made his hair fall out! He'd better get his eyes checked too while his at it, you know what they say about too much sex!! (Imogen & Natasha should do the same, but for different reasons)


Cheryl Cole, has thrown her toys out the pram & stamped her little Christian Louboutin clad feet, in a Temper Tantrum. Saying her relationship is over!! Stupid, Childish Girl! Still blaming Simon for humiliating her. Sorry love, but being fired didn't make you look half as bad, as your Childish, Prima Donna, Strop, behaviour, does NOW!!! Simon was a great guy to have on side & HE Made you!! Keep on acting like the Spoilt Brat, your acting as now!! Soon he will Stop feeling bad, for what was after all a business (NOT a personal) decision, and get royally pissed off with you & he is not someone you'd want to cross, as He Can Break You, as easily as He Made You!! You have got too big for your designer boots & think you are a lot more talented than you are!!.

 Is Simon's Elbow, Shielding The Modesty, Of A Female Nudist, 
In The Audience??

I finished the paper & went online & applied to several more jobs & auditions by email. I then did some ironing, while watching 'Come Dine With Me' & put a blue/green/grey wash in the machine. Then watched yesterdays 'Home & Away' that I missed due to pain, then watched today's on 5 Star. Then made a cappuccino & had it with a chunky KitKat then took a bunch of pic's of my Vintage 80's, Jungle, Designer coats/jackets on eBay (That I'd listed for free at the weekend!) & downloaded them onto eBay. Then at 9pm I watched 'The Apprentice' at 10pm I was feeling hungry & realised I'd not had dinner, so had another bowl of porridge with raisins again! Then I watched 'The Apprentice: Your Fired' & 'Desperate Housewives' before getting ready for bed & doing a bunch of online surveys. Finally settling down to sleep at 1am (Calories consumed 1,375)


Thursday 9th June,  I finally fell asleep around 5.30am & had two dreams one where I was going on holiday with my sister Julie & her husband Erdal, & maybe my brother Bill but I am not sure, feel there was a 3rd person but can't recall seeing them in my dream. I am not sure what country we were heading for? Maybe Turkey, I don't know but I was packing my case last minute (Unlike me I'm normally packed 1-2weeks beforehand, to make sure I have everything & nothing is in the laundry) and the clock was ticking to set off for the airport & Erdal was loading the car! It was then it suddenly dawned on my my 10yr passport, in it's baby pink cover Expired in June 2010!!! 

Shit!! then I was wondering if the quick 1yr passport, you use to be able to get from the Post Office, is in circulation yet or not? Then I dreamt something about being in the company of or friends, with some male & female models. I think I was showing them some of my fashion designs, I was chatting to one guy, who had short wavy black hair & a buff bod about his model portfolio & if I recall correct we were flirting. I woke at 11.30am, wow 6hrs sleep that's almost double what I have had all week.


I slipped on my 3/4 grey gym trousers & a Versace T-shirt & TrimSoles, after I had a wash & did my hair & popped to the shop for a Sun paper & a couple of Diet Cokes. It's grey miserable & rainy out, like dusk nothing like Summer. I didn't bother with breakfast as it was almost lunch time, so I made a cheese salad sandwich, which I washed down with a Diet Coke & read the paper. The front page says soft justice secretary Ken Clarke must go....  (PLEEEEEEASE!!!!) PM David Cameron has told him to scrap his crazy plans, to halve jail terms for serious criminals, that plead guilty (I should Bloody think so too!!) Talking of Vile Criminals Libyan Madman Colonel Gaddafi gave his troops Viagra & ordered mass rapes to terrorise rebels, it was claimed last night. Over 100 were raped in some areas! What a repulsive, evil man!

Roy Skelton the man behind the voices of the Darlik's plus, George & Zippy from  children's show Rainbow has died aged 79 from Pneumonia after a stroke. Talking of strokes a tearful teenager told a court how dwarf actor Nicholas Read (Who played a Ewok in Star Wars, Return Of the Jedi & a Goblin in Harry Potter) fondled himself next to her on a train. The 17yr old said he touched himself under a bowler-style jugglers hat, that rested on his lap, for 30mins after the 7.55pm train left Kings Cross. She was trapped against the window & said nothing, in case he touched her, but reported him (getting off next to her) Once she got off herself at Leicester, he was arrested at Sheffield. Asked why he had not put his hat on the luggage rack, he said he could not reach it. I wonder if he will get a 'Short' or a 'Stiff' sentence?

 Ewank Ewok

Lately, we haven't had enough of Cheryl Cole in the papers, but luckily she is auctioning off 20 of her favourite dresses to charity, for anyone rich enough to bid & skinny enough to fit in the 'Size 8' dresses. They must be smaller than that!! I was a size 8 two years ago & surely I wasn't that skinny & at 5ft 8.5" I'm taller than her! The dresses include a white halter-neck, Roberto Cavalli dress. A black Tory Burch dress with leather trim that she wore to boot camp for her 1st series of Xfactor. A multi mauve & blue sequinned Herve Lerger dress. A nothing special emerald green Paul & Joe dress (That looks more Florence & Fred) which she wore on her 1st day of Xfactor. A hot pink strapless dress by Herve Lerger. A drab looking grey high necked dress by Twenty8Twelve. A multicoloured Aztec print 3.1 Phillip Lim frock. A navy, green & white Milly NY dress she wore when JLS auditioned. A peach dress by Giles Decon & a lovely blue/black Herve Lerger dress. 

 One Of The Auction Frocks

 The Hot Pink Strapless Herve Lerger Dress

Aztec print 3.1 Phillip Lim frock

Jennie text at 1.30pm & said to come over this Saturday & Next Friday at 8pm if I'm free. I did some job searches & applied for a bunch of jobs online & then did the same with auditions on StarNow, then cleared out another load of paperwork then during a brief break in the rain I popped to the post box to post off a cheque for a bill. 

Then watched 'Come Dine With Me' & 'Home And Away' before fixing some Prawn Tikka Marsala with saffron rice for dinner, with a berry berry Solero for desert. Watched Sarah Beeny's 'Help My House Is Falling Down' then made a coffee a literary agent & publisher contacted me out of the blue, about my two half written books one called 'Sophie's Secret Diary's' and the 2nd yet untitled one about my Ghost/ESP experiences since childhood. Saying he would be interested in seeing some of the work on my books if I don't already have an agent. 

That's Life - Adrian Mills

Which was unexpected & both interesting especially as I was told by 'That's Life' presenter Adrian Mills, that I should pursue writing. Also it is somewhat like fate that he contacted me today, because I was going through some paper work, with the intention of putting what I have written book wise, already, by hand, onto my PC, to write more as & when I find the time. Caught up with the backlog of my blog writing for the rest of the evening while watching 'NCIS & CSI NY' then went to bed at 1.30am (Calories consumed 1,514)

Friday 10th June, I eventually fell asleep some time after 6am & had a dream where I had moved home to a big city, possibly London, I was at a function with a pretty blonde girl a who looked like Caggie Dunlop (Made In Chelsea) or Natasha Williams (Neighbours) It was the 1st function of someone we knew & the venue itself was very grand, with a lot of wood wall panelling, I seemed to be chatting to a young handsome well to do guy, not sure if he was a friend, work colleague or boyfriend, we were eating a desert which was a load of mixed spices mixed into either cream or crème fresh, before I was due to head off somewhere. 

 Caggie Dunlop

Natasha Williams

I woke at 11.30am after around five & a half hours sleep. It is still gloomy & grey out & not how June should be. I had a shower & did hair & make-up & dressed the same as yesterday. I popped to the shop for a paper & some caffeine free Diet Coke's taking a load of rubbish out with me for the wheelie bin. I got home made a cheese & sliced onion roll for brunch, then sat down to watch the news & then read the paper!

The front page is how scumbag Ryan Giggs has offered his brother £250K to keep quiet about him sleeping with his wife!! (And no doubt all the other dirt he has on his brother) What total scum, not only is offering money insulting, but seeing he betrayed his brother & is a Multi Millionaire the sum is also insulting £250K what a tight-wad!! Even a Million would be insulting!! I hope Rhodri throws it in his face I'm sure he could make much more for an exclusive, with one of the big papers, seeing they are keen for Giggs blood after his attempted Super-injunction taken out on them!

 Brotherly Love

Once lunch & the paper was finished, I did some more sorting of the back room. Shame my attic doesn't have a pull down ladder & light like my home in Sussex, I could put boxable eBay items up there out of the way until sold! I did a bit of ironing of my dry laundry & put it away in draws/wardrobes. Money was taken out of my account, this week, for an item I returned 2weeks ago (Which was returned by recorded delivery & signed for on May 26th, I have constantly informed them they have it & I have proof , yet despite saying they will refund 'IF' they have it (Which they bloodywell have!!) they have not done so, so if not done by Monday I will be talking to the fraud dept of my bank! As well as going to Watchdog & similar!! I went online and did a bunch of job searches & as usual applied for a shed load of jobs. 

I made battered fish & chips for dinner, with some salad on the side, then caught up with & finished one blog, while watching the soaps & Channel 4's Comedy Gala, which was rather disappointing as apart from Jonathan Ross & John Bishop, I'd seen all of the routines the other comedians did, before, by them. The adverts where the comedians were Incorporated in present adverts were amusing though. Then I watched 'The Ricky Gervais Show' & then 'Comic's Choice: Sean Lock' retiring to bed at 1.330am

Saturday 11th June, I didn't fall asleep until after 7am (Bloody Insomnia) I know I dreamt but all I can recall is, what seemed like a swarm of bee's/wasps buzzing round my kitchen, so I grabbed some household cleaner & sprayed it on them & they fell down dead. I thought 'Wow that is more effective than insect spray' but when I went to clear them off my floor they seemed to be just two big fluffy Bumble Bee's the size of new born ducklings or chicks, and I felt awful as they looked so cute, a bit like the one's in the Vodafone Ads & I like Bumble Bee's!! I then went into the lounge to call my dad to come see the huge Bee's! Then I woke at 11am to bright sunshine (Which didn't last for long) I got up had a wash pulled on my jogging bottoms & turquoise frilly sleeved t-shirt & popped to the shop for a paper & a Diet coke.

I  made myself a bowl of breakfast & then I checked my eBay status, 2 days to go & one jacket has been bought & numerous watchers on my Vintage Designer, Jungle Garments. did the washing up then put some bed linen in the wash, I have been trying out a new freebie laundry detergent, but it's not as good as my usual Percil Gel at cleaning & it leaves no fresh aroma on the washing once cleaned! 

I put away some ironed laundry & did the washing up. Chatted to my friend Kathryn briefly on Twitter haven't really been on there this week, as I have been feeling quite down & also in a lot of pain, so I normally retreat into my cave at these times!! around 2.30-3pm I had a cheese & onion roll for lunch, with some Doritos (I bought a big bag of, 12 bags of Doritos & the same of Wotsits last week for just £1 in the Poundland in their 2 for 1 offer) Watched 'Come Dine With Me' (very funny) while doing work online, then joined CastingCallPro which (Caggie Dunlop is on as an actress, 'Made In Chelsea'  then read the paper....


The Front page is about Bruce Forsyth getting a knighthood, I'm pleased for him, but maybe he will now let somebody else take over on 'Strictly Come Dancing' or get a new script/joke writer, as it's so corny & so obvious what the punch line is leading up to be, it's embarrassing. I'd rather remember him on top form, on things like The Generation Game!

News that Rooney's hooker Jenny Thompson was rushed into hospital, after an expected Valium overdose, I'm guessing it's over her parents being suspects of drug farming & not over any shame over Rooney! Pippa Middleton modelled at a university fashion show, like her sister Kate, the difference being that Pippa's dress wasn't too bad unlike, the ugly, tatty, see-through, dish cloth, looking one Kate famously modelled 

 Kate's Revolting Catwalk Dress 2002

 Pippa's Catwalk Dress 2011

Proof that Gobby Scouser Cheryl Cole's, Diva behaviour over Xfactor has backfired on her comes today via the words of Simon Cowell. By saying her sacking was 'No big deal' adding 'It really wasn't such a big deal as everyone thought. Truth is you've got to move on, it's about the contestants. They've got no interest in us bickering!'  Very telling for 'it's about the contestants' read 'it's not all about you Cheryl' and for 'They've got no interest in us bickering' read 'Your throwing your toys out of the pram & don't expect me to lower myself to your level & join in!' 

He went on to say 'I hope we're going to be friends going forward. She'll be mad at me for a while, but I didn't do anything wrong'  In other words.... Cheryl your not grown up enough, to deal with this in an adult fashion, the way Dannii did. But the offer of friendship is there, if you wish to take it! But I am not going to chase round after you, begging for forgiveness, when I haven't done anything wrong, to apologise for! If you snub my friendship then that's your decision, but I'm being the bigger person here!!

Germany's killer E.coli outbreak's source has finally been found & tainted bean-sprouts from an 'Organic Farm' were found to be the cause! After saying it wasn't bean-sprouts a day or two ago. I wonder if all those 'Organic is Best' snobs who look down their noses at those that don't buy organic will go quiet for a while now??

Oddly after last nights dream, there was a whole article on, how Britain's growing hobby is Bee keeping, saying even Breakfast TV presenter Bill Turnbull is one of them, and he has even written a foreword, to the Bee Manual from Haynes!

 "Hi is that Bill?? 
I wondered if you needed a early morning fashion expert?

I'd Bee Ideal!"

I  went round Jennies around 7.30pm  & her two daughters Lara & Francesca were calling for auntie jooooooooooooonie to go up to see them in bed & see there latest toys etc Then it was back down stairs for Tuna & cucumber sandwiches some diet coke & an apple while watching the Film 'Sahara' Staring Matthew McConaughey & Penelope Cruz, Matthew is a funny one great bod & often looks handsome in films, but some times in his fragrance Ads they make him look unattractive. 

 Matthew in Sahara

After that it was time to watch the double bill of the NEW Camelot, which looked right up my street (& was) though disappointed at the unattractive weedy looking Arthur (his brother looks more king like) Good bodice ripping rampant romp though!! Edgar asked me if I saw the final of 'The Mentalist' when you find out about Red John on Friday? I said no I stupidly forgot about it & watched Ch4's rubbish Comedy Gala!! They said if it's not repeated in the week to watch it at theirs on catch up!!! 

I left there at around 12.15-12.30am  got in & had a wash and went to bed & watched 'Egypt's Warrior King' on Thutmosis & 'Engineering Ancient Egypt' About the amazing structures of ancient Egypt which focused on 2 Pharaohs one being my personal hero Ramses II so I loved seeing more about Karnak & Thebes then crashed out at 2.30am (Calories consumed 1,422)

Sunday 12th June, Woke at 9.45am I dreamt I'd been on a TV show & was now sat in the audience with Polly & a black female TV presenter it may have been Tricia, it wasn't Oprah, don't recall much else about the dream except for being in an amazing designer boutique and looking at some crème eye shadow's in shades of mauve & silver, there seemed to be a make-up artist there doing women's make-up for free & I wondered if she could do mine & make me look stunning instead of my plain ordinary self??  Then I was in a busy city, that I'd never been to before I was trying to find a bus stop to catch a bus back to where I'd come from or a tube. I came to a spot I recognised I recalled it was the end point of a set of directions I'd gone down not so long ago (Not sure if in real life or in a dream) 

I surmised if I did the route backwards I'd get back to where I'd started from, so began back tracking but it was night & I came up against a long path with turns with high wooden fences either side & scant light to see in. I realised this was the same path I have had to face many times in dreams, that was fraught with danger, although it looked a tad different, the turns meant that there were points where I couldn't see what laid beyond. Being short sighted I was not at my best should danger lurk, I was deciding whether to press on, or to retreat back? I decided that, as I did not recall this path in the original journey, that I must of taken a wrong turn somewhere along the line & so retreated, re tracing my footsteps, before waking up!


I got up had a wash & dressed the same as yesterday & went to the shops make-up free hair scraped back, I have been doing that a lot lately, that's the slippery slope, I have stopped making the effort & have given up on my self, I have to pull my socks pronto or before I know it I will be a single, 20st, unkempt woman in her 50's, living in a hostel, stinking of pee & cats!! I got the NOTW & a Diet Coke, watched 'Glee' then 'Survival: Tales From the Wild' On an amazing & adorable Tiger family, I LOVE Tigers!! 

 Raja & I

Jennie text & said 'The Mentalist' is repeated on 5Star at 7pm tonight, definitely watching that!! I read the paper, the front paper is about how Ryan Giggs, bunged his Sister-in-law £500 after telling her to  have an abortion, when she became pregnant with his child, just weeks before her wedding to his brother ..... It just gets worse & worse! If his wife stays with him she is a either a mug or her WAG status & money is more important to her than self respect!! I certainly wont have any pity or respect for her!

Stunning Corrie actress Michelle Keegan is engaged to her Munter boyfriend Max George, from pikey looking boy band The Wanted, after just 7 months (crazy) he gave her a £10,000 diamond ring & a long haired Chihuahua called pip. 


Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn!!! Cheryl Cole, has been slagging off Simon Cowell to pals saying he messed her about (Oh boo hoo poor little princess!!!) Adding 'I'm better off without him, I'll make my own decisions now & not have to be dependant on someone else. I've moved on!' (Oh the arrogance, if it wasn't for him you'd still be in your down market tracksuits, living with mum & your criminal siblings dear!!) Lets just see how big she makes it without him (I'm betting in 5yrs time we will be saying Cheryl who??) She is still snubbing all communications with Simon (so pathetic) 

She is now planning to turn her back on America, saying it was Never her dream to break the States (More like she knows she is no where good enough) That was Simon's dream for me! She now plans to take some time out, while deciding what to do next. Apparently some film studios have expressed an interest (we will see) I have to say I agree with Carol Malone's comments on her page (As I have said much the same) Carol says ' Cheryl Cole says: "I'm not Simon Cowell's puppet" Oh yes she is.She's been manufactured, bought & paid for by him. And if she continues to publicly snub & disrespect him he'll turn on her & she'll never work again!!'  

I wonder if Cher Lloyd is taking notes on how not to behave like her idol, as if Cheryl with all her hype can be fired, maybe she should reign in her own gob, before she goes the same way before she has even experienced the fame & wide spread publicity Cheryl has!! Meanwhile Xfactor judge Louie Walsh has dumped Boyzone & advised them they should split, but Ronan Keating is refusing to believe they are finished!


Made a Tuna & Cucumber Sandwich which I had with Some Mexican Chilli McCain crisps & a Diet Coke, its grey, chilly, rainy & miserable out .... where did Summer go? yet apparently elsewhere in the UK has droughts!!? Last Sunday in London more rain fell than the whole of  March, April & May!! Sorted some more stuff to eBay, then put a while load in the washing machine. Then settled down to watch Midsomer Murders!

Watered the plants & did some laundry & washing up then made some Prawn Tikka Marsala for dinner & had a berry berry Solero for dessert than settled down to watch 'Possibly Maybe' with hottie Ryan Reynolds in. Then did some job searches & online surveys until 1am then went to bed (Calories consumed 1,283)