In Training, Losing Out & Playing Darts!

Monday 16th January, I woke at 8am & had a shower, then I did my hair & make-up. I wore black leggings over my thick black tights & my black, skinny-rib, polo-neck, my black, Ugg boot style, boots, & shoved on my faux sheepskin gilet, and had a coffee & apple for breakfast. I then I put on my black, magic scarf (See below) plus my black gloves, my black, bomber jacket & my grey, faux fur, deerstalker hat. And set off in the bitter cold, for my I hour power walk, you could really feel its getting colder in the air, and I picked up the pace on the way home, getting a Sun paper en route.

Once back in the warm, I read the paper, munching on chilli Doritos and having a Diet Coke. The front cover was 'Rhodri Giggs Exclusive, Cheating Rat Ryan Took All I Had, Jealousy made him steal Natasha' Yawn Boring!!!..... This is old news, we heard all we needed to hear, when Natasha told all, ages ago!!! Also there was a bit about a Brit, who survived the Costa Concordia, cruise ship disaster on Friday. As the death toll so far has rose to 5! It comes after claims that, the speeding cruise ship, regularly sailed close to the shore so a crewman could wave to his wife!! The £390million 16 storey ship, with 4,200 passengers, may have been showboating, when it hit rocks around an Italian Island. Meanwhile the Belfast Telegraph, chose a bad place to advertise their competition prize!!

Well They Do Say, That The Irish Are Thick!!

The number claiming disability benefit have trebled, this does NOT surprise me, as when my sign-on day, clashed with my mums funeral in 2009, rather than give me another sign on date the DHSS forced me to sign off & go onto disability, even though I didn't want to (I'm sure Labour told DHSS staff, to shift people, on jobseekers, to disability when possible, to help massage the unemployment figures) 


Then due to their inept staff, constantly tapping in my bank info incorrectly, I had no money at all from them for 6 months, making me ill with depression & hunger, from lack of food. I had to use my rent money, for some scant, emergency, food & paying some bills if I could to prevent being cut off. And I got huge bank charges, when I had no money in my bank for my direct debits, for my bills, or being charged a fine due to paying bills late! Which ate up all the money I was owed, when it eventually got paid, what I was owed & due fortnightly, 6 months later. Three years on I am still trying to catch up with my rent arrears & all of the debts that 'THE DHSS SICKNESS BENEFIT' Caused ME, by the DHSS forcing me to do something (Going on Sick Benefit) That I had no desire to do!! 


Now nearly 3yrs later, despite informing them, of all the debt their failure to pay me the money I was due, FOR 6 MONTHS, has caused me (As I had £0 savings, as when I was working once I'd paid private landlord rent, bills, council tax & food out of my wages I was lucky if & had enough left to have 1-2 nights in the pub with the girls a month, let alone save any or have a holiday!) I put all that, in a letter to their complaints department. I have had NO compensation paid to me, for the incurred debts & stress caused to me, by their inept, negligent staff, not even an acknowledgement of my letter!! Disgusting!!

Kathy Burke

I had a vegetable Cup-a-Soup then I had to head out in the icy cold, to head for Luton, for one of those pointless, Intraining programs, that the last government set up, to make it look like they were doing something, to help the unemployed, at huge cost to the tax payer. I went in spoke to the nice, ginger haired, woman, called Sharon, who looks like Kathy Burke (Above) for about 5mins tops. 


She gave me an appointment for a course on Wed 1st February, then they refunded my train fair (What a waste of time & money!!) Why didn't they just call me or write me a letter to come in on Feb 1st?? What a totally pointless enterprise! Plus it would of saved them having to fork out for my train fare!! I just don't get their logic??  Hungry & with half price vouchers for 'Burger King' I popped in Burger King & had a veggie burger & fries, with a Diet Coke. A couple of teens at the next table, were laughing about Jedward, stripping in a video to "I'm Jexy & I Know It' you can see it HERE I then got a text from one of my agency's, to say I didn't make the final selection, for the part of the MP's wife, in a Drama series, that I was up for! Shame I was looking forward to that, if I'd got it! 


Then I popped in Primark, as I had some gift vouchers. I got a pair of beige Ugg look boots, nicer than the one's ruined by the potholed pavement, for just £5 (I could get 5 pairs of those for price of ruined £25 ones!!) I got a cheap black bra & coral top with chiffon sleeves for £2, a pair of grey feather earrings for £1 & a black ring watch for £1 & a navy & ivory 60's style dress for £4 (It will come in handy if I get any acting work based in the 60's) & a pair of 100denier black tights for £1. So I got some bargains with my vouchers. 

Some Of The Various Boot Styles, On Offer For £5

Then I headed back home, getting home, just in time, to see the 1st of the new 'Home & Away' shows hurrah!! Then I got a call from the woman, who had said last week on the phone, that I had been the successful candidate, for the boutique manager job (I thought I'd leave it out of last weeks blog & wait until I was given a starting date, before I put in my blog, that I'd actually got the job!) I thought she was calling with my start date, but NO!!.... She said she was sorry to tell me, But the boutique would now be closing down, so there will be no job (FFS! Just my luck!!) She said she was really story & would keep me in mind if something came up in the future!!! (Gutted!!) That's the 2nd lot of bad luck by phone today!! Bugger!!! 

I had a coffee & an apple while watching the soaps, then watched 'Celebrity Big Brother'  I then had Miso soup with 3 Rivita, a Diet Coke & banana, for dinner, while sitting through 'When Paddy Met Sally' (Can't stand either of them!!) Before watching 'CBBBOTS'  followed by 'Law & Order UK' going to bed at 1am with a 'Collagen Shot' made with orange juice (If you want to try the collagen shot product yourself, you can go to http://t.co/uJ1OS7q & if you quote promotion code EB1 you will get free P&P which IN THE UK ONLY saves you £2.50) (Calories consumed 1,704 whoops!)


Tuesday 17th January, I woke at 8am, I would of been on set by now, If I'd got the part of the MP's wife, I'll have to go check it out when on, to see what the person they chose was like. I had a banana & coffee. Dressed in long grey jogging bottoms, long sleeved, grey V-neck, Petite Bateau top, my white Reebok EasyTone trainers & my khaki, body warmer ,with a black puffer jacket over the top & my faux, grey, fluffy, deer stalker. Then set out for my hour power walk. It was bright out, but still very cold & I was glad to be back inside a hour later, my left shoulder was hurting like crazy too!! I got my newspaper & some painkillers on the way home too! 

I read the paper the headlines were, 'Exclusive: 2012 Scandal, Olympic Security Secrets Left On Train, Blundering cop loses Games dossier'..... Unbelievable, what an Idiot!! A secret dossier detailing plans for policing the 2012 summer Olympics was left on a Train!!! Luckily a Honest Commuter & NOT a Terrorist found it & handed it in to The Sun! The Shamed senior cop, was carpeted for leaving secret documents, detailing security tactics, for the Olympic's, on the train. Worryingly along with the tactics names & mobile numbers of constables, sergeants & inspectors are included! Also are a list of complaints from officers about radio's not working properly! The documents were found by a commuter on a train in Dartford Kent on Jan 5th. You'd not get me anywhere near the Olympics, even if I was interested in it (Which I'm soooo NOT!)

A damning tape reveals that the Captain of the Costa Concordia left crew & passengers to fend for themselves on Friday, as He fled the stricken ship! Captain Francesco Schettino 52 was told to by a Port Official to supervise the rescue hours after the ship keeled over, with 100's still trapped. a transcript shows the official told him "Now You go to the bow, you climb up the emergency ladder & co-ordinate the evacuation!!" "What are you doing? are you abandoning the rescue?" "Captain this is an order, I am the one in charge now. There are already bodies!!" Schettino replied "How Many?" The official said "That's for you to tell me! What are you doing?" 


There was a repulsive picture (Below) of a entire family posing for a holiday snap, next to a beautiful Giraffe they'd just shot dead, for sport on safari (Vile, Repulsive, Family!!) Sadly tourists like these are paying tens of thousands of pounds, to legally hunt giraffe's. Many sickeningly, take the heads home, as a sick trophy of their African Adventure! Some sadly come from the UK, but most come from North America, Germany, Russia & Scandinavia. It is no wonder the giraffe population has halved since 1988, while this barbaric behaviour continues.

Evil, Sickening & Unnecessary!! 

Six suspected UFO's were captured in two snaps (Below) in neighbour counties, they were taken 30 miles away from each other in a UFO hotspot. The 1st was taken in Chatham, Kent, 10 days ago on sat 7th Jan at 1pm while Ernestas Griksas 21 snapped a cherry-picker outside his window. Two white disc's were spotted in the sky. The 2nd on Friday 13th Jan at 7am when car salesmen spotted 4 bright white objects in the sky, hovering in pairs, as he drove through Loughton in Essex. Josh also 21 said "I nearly crashed. I stopped to take this picture wit my mobile. It was like the UFO's were surfing the clouds, they were there for 15 seconds then vanished! I wasn't believer in UFO's but this made me think again" UFO expert said the South East (Where I live) is now the hotspot for UFO sightings! Which is quite exciting for a Sci-fi nerd like me!

I fixed brunch of a Salmon Light Lunch, spread on 3 Rivita's, and a Diet Coke. I sorted out some of my cupboards & threw out a load of rubbish. Then I went online & applied for 32 retail jobs & then 18 auditions, on a bunch of job & casting sites. Then I watched a bit of 'The Real Housewives Of Orange County'  before popping out a bit later to get my free Subway Sandwich, and a Zero Coke, with my points, on my Subway Card, to have for tea, as I have hardly any food in at home, until my Asda delivery arrives tomorrow. 

Then I got on with some housework & watered the plants until it was time for the fab 'Home & Away' which at the moment the only decent soap on UK TV with excellent story lines, great writers that keep you on the edge of your seat, and some fantastic acting!! Watched EastEnders (Boring, the new Ben is a lousy actor, he hasn't improved any either since he 1st came on!!) Then I watched the Excellent 'The Fat Fighters', followed by 'The Biggest Looser' must get into the weight loss mindset more!!!! 


A bit peckish, I had my last Miso Soup & an apple with 3 Rivita's & watched 'Celebrity Big Brother' it's nominations tonight, but the twist was EVERYONE who was nominated, was up for eviction whether they had one vote, or eight!! Which has really put the cat among the pigeons!! As Gareth is the only one not up, surely that boring Irish model, plus prize plonker's Kirk & Frankie have to go, unless the young female's of Britain, really are morons!! Then I had a coffee, a small banana & apple while watching 'Desperate Housewives' then went to bed with a 'Collagen Shot' made with semi skimmed milk (OK like a weak flavoured milkshake, better in juice!) (If you want to try the product yourself go to http://t.co/uJ1OS7q and if you quote promotion code EB1 you will get free P&P IF IN THE UK which saves you £2.50) along with a small frozen banana. (Calories Consumed 1,188)


Wednesday 18th January, I woke up at 8am, listened to my Paul McKenna 'I Can Make You Thin' CD to spur me on not to be such a lardy bitch!! I got washed & dressed the same as yesterday & did a light make-up. I had 2 Rivita's with honey & a coffee for breakfast, then had my 1hr power walk, my left shoulder & arm in pain again today! I went out into the cold strapping on my ankle weights 1st. On my way home I bought my Sun paper, once indoors, I read the paper. The headline was 'Picture Exclusive: Back Together, Rhodri Giggs & The Wife Who Betrayed Him With His Brother Ryan UNITED' .... Bored already!! Yawn!!.... Meanwhile the death toll, on the stricken Costa Concordia, Cruise Ship, has gone up to 11, but officials say the chances of finding the other missing 24 passengers & crew alive, are fading! Among those is a beautiful Italian bride Maria D'Introno 30 & handsome groom, Vincenzo Rosselli 40 (Below) The Captain was last night under house arrest!

Missing Presumed Dead, Maria D'Introno & Vincenzo Rosselli 

EU arseholes have ruled that foreign hate preacher Abu Quatada (Below) CAN stay in the UK!! (F**k Right Off... Can we accidentally kill him instead then?) The ruling meant that Quatada, Osama Bin Laden's right-hand man in Europe could be free'd from detention within days! MADNESS!! He may even be allowed to stay here FOREVER after winning his latest round in his battle to avoid deportation, thanks to EU morons. (Maybe we can make an appeal to the Human Rights people that it's against his human rights to stay here as it's dangerous as most of the UK would like to Kill Him!!) A Tory MP correctly said "Once again we have unelected European Officials, interfering in the sovereignty of the UK!"  Meanwhile the EU did make one decent decision that life should mean life for notorious murderer's

An ancient bacteria that survives Siberian winters, COULD slow down the human aging process, scientists say. Bacillus F was found in permafrost in Yakutia Russia that dips below -50 oC in winter. Tests on mice found it boosted metabolism, eyesight & helped them live longer. I will no doubt be old & decrepit before it is on the market sadly!! My Asda delivery arrived & all but 6 of my 30 eggs, arrived smashed, so they were taken off my bill, I put the 6 eggs in my fridge & salvaged some egg from the smashed eggs which I put in a tumbler in the fridge I can use it to make omelette's & scrambled egg with. Once everything was in the fridge, freezer & cupboards I made myself a mushroom stir fry for lunch, with 3 Rivita's, which was very tasty, washed down with a Diet Coke. 

I did some household chores (Boring!!) had a snack of chilli Doritos, an apple & a Diet Coke. Watched 'The Real Housewives Of Orange County' then later watched 'Come Dine With Me' very funny, then 'Home & Away'  I had 3 Rivita's with cottage cheese for tea, with a banana & apple, washed down with a Diet Coke. Evening TV was rubbish on the normal channels, so between 7 & 9 I watched '5USA' which was 'CSI NY' & 'CSI Miami' then turned over to Ch5 for 'Celebrity Big Brother' The boring Irish model (below) went out of the 1st of 2 evictions, this week, on Wednesday (About time, as apart from when she had a go at Kirk she was 100% boresville!!) Apparently, Peter Andre is interested in her, proving men only go by a fit body, not personality (As she showed NO personality on the show, whatsoever!) 

Then it was 'Kate Thornton: Anorexic - My Secret Past' which was quite boring!! Then I had a tomato Campbell's Cup Soup for a snack with 2 rice cakes & a apple (Oh dear, it is vile!!) I'd of been better off getting Asda's own or Batchelor's as the Campbell's one has no body or flavour!! I thought Campbell's was meant to be a high quality brand?? I do hope the rest of the Campbell's soups I got, are not this bad!!  

Revolting, Tastes Like Coloured Wallpaper Paste!!

Thank god for the apple, to take the floury, wall paper paste like taste, out of my mouth! Yuck!! Then I watched 'CBBBOTS' & had 2 rice cakes with peanut butter & a orange juice 'Collagen Shot' then went to bed (Calories consumed 1,492) (If you want to try the BRAND NEW Collagen product yourself,  go to http://t.co/uJ1OS7q & if you quote promotion code EB1 you will get free P&P IF YOU LIVE IN THE UK which saves you £2.50) 

Thursday 19th January, I woke at 8am I got on the scales I have gained one & a quarter pounds (Bugger) even though I have eaten under 2,000 cals all this week & under 1,500 for two of those days! Mind you my stomach has felt bloated & painful this week! I had 2 rice cakes with mashed banana & honey & a coffee for breakfast. Today I wore a black vest top & my 3/4 gym trousers, my black velour hooded jogging top, my Reebok EasyTone trainers, plus my black puffer jacket & went for my 1hour power walk. I got a paper on the way home & once in, I had a Diet Coke & read the paper. 

The front page had the sickening picture of a long haired yob, with tattooed neck & arms, in a  suit hands aloft in celebration (Above) with the headline. 'The Face Of Soft Justice, Cheering yob walks free after kicking man unconscious' About Daniel Chrapkowski 24 who laughed in the face of Britain's soft Justice, after being amazingly, let off a charge of, kicking, a passing good Samaritan, unconscious!! All he got was a 12month suspended term for GBH & was tagged. Victim Joseph O'Reilly 24, was in hospital for a month with a fractured jaw & bleeding to the brain! Joseph's injury's were so bad he needed a metal plate fitted to his face! Disgusting!!


Daniel's, Vile, accomplice, Thomas Lane, flicked a "V" sign at the photographers. Joseph was walking home with his girlfriend, when he saw a group of yobs kicking over bins & scattering rubbish. When he said "What on earth are you doing?" they set apon him as one of the gang boasted "I've Just been let out of prison for GBH" (The fact that he then did more, shows how our softly softly system, does NOT work!!) Daniel then punched him in the face & tripped him to the ground. He was knocked unconscious, as he was punched & kicked while on the ground! Daniel was given the light sentence because, moronic, judge, Martin Steiger (Who should be ashamed of himself!) Said Daniel "Wasn't involved in the kicking to his head" Well It was his punch & tripping up of Joseph, that put him on the ground & available for his head to be kicked, whether he kicked the head, or other areas, of Joseph's body!!


Poor scared 6yr old Shekinha Terry, was abandoned in a freezing, scruffy, council house, covered in cat mess, for 5 days living on water & Monster Munches. Then when her heartless mum, was challenged by police, she coldly said "I neglected my daughter.... end of!!" Shekinha got up on a cold November morning, in 2010, to find her mum not there. The bewildered girl waited a while & then took off her school uniform & watched TV. She got by eating pickled onion, Monster Munch & yoghurt & drinking water. Finally shaking with terror she knocked on a neighbours door & said "Mum has left me for 5 days & she hasn't come back!!" The Vile mother was sentenced to just 18months for child cruelty!


Ironic news is in, that the Titanic theme tune, was being played, in the restaurant, on the Costa Concordia, Cruise Ship, when it hit rocks, near an Italian Island! Spooky!!

Vile Carl Whant, You Can See The Pure Evil, In His Face!

Vile, Evil Carl Whant 27 (Above) raped & murdered his close friends pregnant girlfriend & then set fire to her bed, to cover his crime. He plunged a knife into the belly (& child) of Nikitta Grender 19 (Below) The knife penetrated the liver of her unborn daughter! He also stabbed Nikitta in the neck, severing an artery. He then set light to the bed, to make it look like she'd died in a house fire! The scum had also killed their pet dog. Nikitta was just 2weeks away from giving birth! She & boyfriend Ryan Mayes 18 (A friend of Whant) had already named their daughter Kelsey-May. Ryan Idolised Whant & saw him as a father figure, as they worked together as salesmen for a window company. But Nikitta didn't like him & thought him a bad influence. Whant denies murder! (Of course the lying scum does!) 

Beautiful, Innocent, Victim, Nikitta 

An illegal immigrant who made 15 appeals to stay in the UK (No doubt using free legal aid, paid for by tax payers) Can finally be deported (Hurrrah!!) The Pakistani 38, spent 10yrs, on the asylum merry-go-round, after being ordered to leave! For once those damn human rights, failed to win the day for the immigrant! Thank god!!

I watched a bit of morning TV, then had a 6" Tuna Subway, with some fruit salad, with Total, Greek yoghurt, for lunch at 12.15pm. Then had my personal training session with Rob at 1pm at Fitness First. He said my back was in a really bad way & was suffering lack of muscle & muscle damage, in my upper back. He was amazed I could feel no pull in my back & arms during certain routines, with weights, Swiss ball & apparatus, only in my wrists (That are weak!!) He said my car crashes & falls have taken it's toll on me & he said it was no surprise, that at times I feel like I have the back of a 70yr old! I had my session with him, then did some more on the treadmill, bike, cross trainer, and power plate before heading home. I'd burnt 151 cals on the exercise machines, plus what ever I burnt with Rob. I have bad stomach cramps today, but it's not from the gym even though I did stomach crunches!! It is like period pains (But I don't have those since the menopause 5yrs ago!) 

After the gym I went to the post office & posted off my eBay sales. Then I watched 'Come Dine With Me' & 'Home & Away' then I caught up with a bit of blogging!! I had a tomato soup (Not the Campbell's Cup Soup, thankfully) with 2 rice cakes. Then I had a shower & got changed into my black polo neck, black leggings & black boots, dried my hair straight & wore grey feathered hoop earrings & was picked up by Edgar to go to 'The Cat' pub, to go to his darts match, with Jennie, as usual without knowing beforehand Jennie & I had somehow manage to dress very similar. 


We got chatting to some American woman, who was on the opposing team, with short hair & who looked like she may be a lesbian. She was quite hostile to us when we 1st sat down, as I think she had preconceived idea's, of what we were like, before she'd even spoken to us, but at the end, we were like her new best friends! I saw Danny, I'd met at Edgar's 50th, who is also a FB friend & we had a bit of jokey, flirty banter. I had 2 half's of cider & then some tall 6ft 5" guy, who was my age, had a bit of a chat & bought me a Vodka Slimline, a few of the darts team said, I should come down with Jenny & Edgar more often. I got dropped home around 12-12.30am. I got in feeling peckish, so I had an apple, plus a handful of wasabi peas & a Diet Coke. Then went to up stairs to bed (Calories consumed 1,580, minus those 151 burnt in gym = 1,429)

Friday 20th January, I woke at 7.45am and listened to my Paul McKenna CD, then I had 2 rice cakes, with peanut butter & a coffee, for breakfast! Yum Yum!! I had a wash scraped hair up in a French pleat & did a light make-up & pulled on last nights clothes (Minus the feather earrings) & my black puffer jacket & went for my 1hr power walk, it was pretty cold out Brrrrrrrrrr!! I bought the paper on the way home, as usual. I got in & grabbed an apple & Diet Coke & I read the paper, the front cover was 'Cowell: I Got It Wrong, I became too cocky & smug, BGT simply not good enough, I poached Alisha to hurt Strictly' About how TV troubles in 2011 have brought him down to earth! With ratings falls for 'Xfactor' 'Britain's Got Talent' the row over 'Red or Black' & US Xfactor's failure to net 20million viewers! 


He said "I got a bit too cocky, we got a big wake-up call'" He added he poached Alesha to hurt BBC1's 'Strictly' To be honest I don't think Alesha leaving will make an iota of difference to 'Strictly' Alesha is a nice lass, but she adds absolutely nothing to the show, she is best when she is a bit pissed, on chat shows, to be honest!!! He said this years 'BGT' winner could perform in space! Hope they don't find they suffer due to the lack of atmosphere there lol! 


Joyous news in the form that, Daniel Chrapkowski, the thug seen celebrating outside court, after battering good Samaritan, Joseph O'Reilly, has gone into hiding yesterday, amid outrage at his acquittal! He is holed up in his parents house, refusing to answer the door, he even had the cheek, yesterday, to beg police to protect HIM!! (Not so much of a big man now...are you? You cowardly scum!!)

I had some Weight Watchers, Country Vegetable Soup, by Heinz for lunch, with 2 rice cakes, spread with Marmite, which was actually surprisingly tasty! I watched 'Loose Women' & 'The News' then did a load of job applications online as per usual! I blogged some more. Then peckish I snacked on a handful of wasabi peas & some carrot batons. I watched 'The Real Housewives Of Orange County' then I did some of my personal training exercises on my Swiss ball & with my wrist & ankle weights & dumb bells. I did some chores, wrote a bit more of my blog, then watched 'Come Dine With Me' & 'Home & Away' At 7pm I had dinner, roasted Mediterranean vegetables, with 2 rice cakes, with cottage cheese on, followed by a banana & mango, fruit salad & a Diet Coke. 


Then I watched the evening episode of 'Come Dine With Me' very amusing then 'New Girl' with a wedding setting, vaguely amusing! Then it was time for two more evictions on 'Celebrity Big Brother' surely it had to be morons Frankie & Kirk out!!  First out.... Kirk (Yay!! I thought some 'TOWIE' fans might be stupid enough to vote to save him!!) He did a naff interview showing off his lack of intellect despite going to a private school! 

Half of Dumb & Dumber, Kirk Norcross

Then I watched 'Celebrity Wedding Planner' there were two celebrity's this week Raef Bjayou & Stuart Baggs. Yet much as I fancy Raef & find Stuart amusing, it was quite boring! Then it was 'Celebrity Big Brother' & time for eviction No2 with boring Irish bint gone on Wednesday, and Kirk out earlier, it just had to be Frankie!!..... But NO!!! WTF???? It was Natalie!!? I don't get it? I was sure, that she would make it to the final 3 & even possibly win!! I can only think the public, like me, assumed she was safe & didn't vote to save her. Madness!! Peckish I snacked on more carrot batons, dipped in 2tsp of crunchy peanut butter & a Diet Coke. I watched 'CBBBOTS' then read a bit of my Marilyn book before going to bed (Calories consumed 1,515)

Saturday 21st January, I woke at 9am, listened to my Paul Mckenna CD & did a bit of dry skin brushing, to increase circulation & flush out toxins. Then I had a long soak, in a hot bath, to try & ease my bad back. Then I had a fresh fruit salad, with some Total, Greek yoghurt, for breakfast, with a decaf coffee. I pulled on my jeans, a white shirt & silver cardigan & popped to the shop for my Sun newspaper. I came home & settled down with it on the sofa, I read the headline 'Sun Gets Mobster Nicked: We bag a butcher of Bulgaria in Bermondsey' A brutal Bulgarian gangster, notorious for slicing off victims fingers & ears ('Reservoir Dogs' style!) Was caught by the Sun, working in a Bermondsey Gym! Tihomir Georgiev 43 (Below) a murder suspect, was on Interpol's most wanted list, after fleeing a trial in Bulgaria.

Amanda Holden backed 'BGT' new judge Alesha, with a nasty side dig, at lovely Kelly Brook, saying "Alesha is like Kelly.... but with a brain!" oooh Miaooooooow!!! Saucer of milk for Amanda please!! Watch out for Karma, biting you in the arse for that, later Amanda!!

Moronic parents, Beck Laxton 46 & Kieran Cooper 44, brought up their son Sasha (Above) as 'Gender Neutral' for 5yrs! Oh pleeeeze!! They kept his gender a secret, from friends & family for 5yrs & have finally revealed, that he is a boy. Friends & family, were kept guessing, as his clothes alternated between boys & girls (FFS!) But his parents had to give his new school, his sex when he joined, an infant school. Why all the madness? Why not let everyone know he is a boy & just let him choose what he wants for toys, be it a lorry or a Cindy Doll? And let him chose his fancy dress outfits, whether it be a cowboy, or a fairy!! Then if the unlikely happens & he comes to you one day, saying he is gay, or transsexual, just be there & be supportive!! All this other secrecy & gender neutral claptrap, is a load of stupid, pointless, bollocks!!


IRA's Brian Shivers 46 (Below) Was jailed for life yesterday, for the evil murder of 2 British soldiers. As the unarmed soldiers, picked up take-away pizza's (Showing the gutlessness of the IRA, they attack unarmed soldiers, as they don't have the guts to take their chances, when things are equal, when the soldiers are armed!!) But the family's of handsome & brave, Patrick Azimkar 21 & Mark Quinsey 23, wept when a 2nd man, Colin Duffy 44 was cleared despite his DNA being in the get away car! The good news though is, Brian Shivers is dying of cystic fibrosis, so hopefully will die in jail!

Jailed, Cowardly, IRA Man, Brian Shivers 46, Shoots The Unarmed

I did a load of laundry & mopped the kitchen & bathroom floors, then went through a load of post. Then I did a bunch of job & audition searches & applied for a large bunch of both. Then I had a Campbell's leek & potato Cup Soup with 2 rice cakes, sadly this was also bland & tasteless!! So I had to add a load of low salt & pepper, to it, to make it half palatable!! I made a big mistake there, buying a load of Campbell's Cup Soups (I won't be buying them ever again!!) I will stick with Asda's own or Batchelor's in the future!!! I also had a handful of wasabi peas!!

Campbell's Cup Soup 

Don't Waste Your Money, They Taste Vile!! 

I did a load of hoovering & watered the plants, changed the bed linen and a load of dusting, I haven't seen the tiny black mouse/baby rat for some time, I hope it found it's way out, else I'm worried it has died of starvation (As it will not find any food in floor level kitchen cupboards & cant get in fridge & freezer!) Then I watched 'Jurassic Park III' As I have loved dinosaurs since I was a little girl (Below)

Me Aged 5yrs 

Then I watched the News & then had some tuna on 3 crispbread's & a handful of wasabi peas, with a Diet Coke, with a small banana & an apple to follow. Then I watched 'New You've Been Framed' & 'Harry Hill's TV Burp' followed by the very funny 'Take Me Out' It was "NO Lighty" from me for all 4 guys tonight!! Then I watched 'Celebrity Big Brother' while writing some blogs. Then I had 2 rice cakes with Marmite & 2 with peanut butter, while watching 'The Jonathan Ross Show'  

I did a load of blogging until midnight & went to bed with a 'Collagen Shot' mixed in Orange juice. One of the two lines above my right eyebrow (The finer of the two) has completely gone!! It will be interesting to see, if it returns when I run out & if so, how quickly, or if it actually stays gone?? (If you want to try the product yourself go to http://t.co/uJ1OS7q and if you quote promotion code EB1 you will get free P&P IF YOU LIVE IN THE UK which saves you £2.50) (Calories consumed 1,562)

Sunday 22nd January, I woke at 9.45am in a lot of pain, with my neck & left shoulder & arm. I got on the scales & I have gained another quarter of a lb, WTF!!?? I haven't eaten enough calories to be gaining weight?? My stomach is still bloated & my breasts are feeling heavy, if it wasn't for the fact I'm menopausal & have no sex life, I'd think I was pregnant!! I had an apple & a coffee for breakfast & did a whole load of chores, while blasting out Muse, Stereophonics & Kings Of Leon, on the stereo. I also sorted a whole bunch of new stuff to list on eBay (It's how I'm paying my bills..... just!!) 

Lunch!!!

I made myself an omelette (Above) with plain cottage cheese & a side of watercress, with some of the salvaged egg from the smashed Asda eggs, which was very tasty!! Then I cleaned the windows (Well the inside of the upstairs ones, as I can't do the outside, of them) I had snack of a small banana & a coffee. Then relaxed with my Paul McKenna CD, as it worked for me in 2008!! Then later at 5.40pm I watched the 'News' & then 'Dancing On Ice' it had a film theme this week (Click on my 'Dancing on Ice Critique' blog on this site for results & a review of tonight's show!!) I had a Campbell's Mushroom Cup Soup, with 2 Rivita for tea (Yet again, it was bland and tasteless, but the best out of the 3 variety's so far, which isn't hard!) plus I had a small banana. 


Then before the results show I watched the brilliant 'The Hotel' so funny, my best friend Candie is moving back to her birth place, Torquay this year (I'm going to miss her a lot, even though I can't afford get to London, that often, to see her!!) She loves the show & I just know, she will be going round to to that hotel as often as possible for a drink or meal, to be entertained by the madness. Then I watched the results show of 'Dancing On Ice' I snacked on some carrot batons, dipped in 2tsp, of crunchy, peanut butter, with a handful of wasabi peas & a Diet Coke. I watched 'Celebrity Big Brother' Then I spent the rest of the evening reading my Marilyn Monroe book & later had an apple & a 'Collagen Shot' made, mixed with orange juice & went to bed at 1am (Calories consumed 1,348) (If you want to try the BRAND NEW Collagen  Shot product yourself go to http://t.co/uJ1OS7q and if you quote promotion code EB1 you will get free P&P which saves you £2.50)  IF YOU LIVE IN THE UK

Luton & Pharaohs!!

Monday 22nd August, I woke at 9am, then fell asleep again, until 1pm. As I felt awful & exhausted from a restless night due to pain & was still in severe pain when I woke at 9am. So I took some pain killers & fell asleep again, when they began to work. I got up at 1pm washed, scraped back hair & put on my gym kit & went for my 2hr power walk, I went make-up free, as I was in far too much pain, to lift my arms, to do may make-up today. I felt like crying the pain was so bad. In fact the pain made me feel so nauseous that I couldn't face breakfast/brunch before my walk, just a coffee. 


I got to the park and did a few laps, looking as ruff as I felt, then I walked home getting a Sun paper & Veggie Patty Subway Sandwich en route. I then had it for a late lunch/brunch, around 3.45pm with some cheesy Doritos & a Diet Coke, while I watched 'The Real Housewives Of Orange County, Reunion' then I perused the paper, the headline was about Xfactor contestant 'Kitty Brucknell' who I am sure was the 'Britney Tribute Act' Diva Pain In The Arse, at my friend Linda's, talent agency launch night, the headline was 'SEX AND THE KITTY Singer was "honeytrap" paid to catch cheats' I think she will fail to get far, if she makes it into the final selection, as she does not possess the likability factor at all! Also on the front page was 'Gaddafi doomed as rebels hit Tripoli' Two of his sons are now arrested by rebels.

 The Tribute Britney Act At Linda's Launch

Kim Kardashian married basketball player Kris Humphries on Saturday, at a £6million wedding, in a Vera Wang dress who's silhouette was based on Pippa Middleton's bridesmaid dress, to showcase Kim's ample derriere!!

 Murderers - Joe Boyer, Chantelle Booth & Danielle Newstead

Victim - Disabled Gemma Hayter

Thug Jo Boyer 18, who tortured & murdered a 27 disabled woman Gemma Hayter (The vile crime mentioned in prior blog) has bragged in letters to friends, how he expects a cushy life term in jail - with a PlayStation & trips to Nando's. Mentally & physically disabled Gemma was stripped & battered on a disused railway line, made to drink urine, suffered 55 injuries, with her nose almost severed off, by Boyer & two pals, all 3 joked in the dock while they were found guilty, his girlfriend & 1 other was found guilty of manslaughter. 


The scum bag wrote to a pal "Can't wait to go to a proper jail for lifers. they sound sic (good) bro, key to my door, bare shit to do, PlayStation & DVD" Saying a Lag & official told him that he will go to an easy open prison. He boasted "I get to go to town with a screw in normal clothes, I go to McDonalds & cinema & Nando's. It sounds sic" A prison source says "He could be sorely disappointed if he is expecting an easy time inside!!" (I bloody hope so!!) Adding "Anyone on a life sentence can only get into open conditions with the approval of the parole board, there is no just popping out to Nando's. Prison privileges must be earned - & remorse for crime plays a big part, he has not shown a shred of remorse!" 

 Redvers AKA Naughty Nora

A 12yr Cornish schoolboy Redvers Stokes, has been crowned the Drag Queen of his village, as Naughty Nora & his parents are delighted. He clinched the title against tough competition from local men, by belting camp versions of Thriller & Dolly Parton hits. The tiny village of Sticker near St Austell started it's Drag Queen contest 2yrs ago - as the population of 1,000 didn't have enough girls competing to be Carnival Queen! Keen show-jumper Redvers began wearing his mothers clothes when small said "I don't think there's anything wrong with it, I think it's funny & my friends think it's cool. I might like dressing up in women's clothes, but I still like girls, it's just a hobby!"  Nice to see both parents & a community that are fun loving & not bigoted, makes a refreshing change!! I can imagine how that would of gone down in that horrid bigoted village Grassington in Yorkshire, that featured in the TV show 'Love Thy Neighbour'

Redvers Out Of His Drag & His Parents 

I made a fish pie & put it in the oven for tonight, then put a load of dirty laundry in the washing machine. I did some chores & then got a call on my mobile, from the journalist who contacted me about my blog, just as I was taking my fish pie out of the oven. He was doing an article on women who have dated younger men & their bad experiences, much as I could do with the cash, for selling a story & being one of the women, in the article, I haven't really had a bad experience with younger guy's, only older ones! 


The only younger guy who ended up making my life hell, was my ex Suki who I was with for 5yrs (5 wasted years of my life!) Our relationship ended not because of our age gap (which was around 5yrs I think, can't really remember was about 15-20yrs ago) It ended because, as soon as he became successful & began earning some big money (Thanks in part for me working for him for nothing at Expo's, with no thanks for my efforts) He changed into a massive egotistical tosser, who boozed & I'm sure took some illegal substances, and hung around with a load of freeloading sycophants, who were around him for as long as he kept paying for the drinks (Idiot!!) While h was dismissive of me & treated me like shit! So I declined being part of the story, as I'm not going to sell a bullshit story, just to get some cash.

I had my Fish Pie with some Green Salad & watched some TV. The soaps of course, but there was not much on offer after that, and I certainly wasn't going to watch that shite 'Show Me The Funny' (Which did nothing of the sort, from day one, which was the 1st and last time I viewed it, and from viewing my twitter timeline, I could see it never improved!) So I half watched, the lesser of two evils 'The Truth About Cheryl Cole' while I finished last weeks blog. To be honest, the show was as boring as her on off relationship with Ashley Cole & I can't recall any details of interest! 

Yawn!!!!

Then I watched 'Celebrity Big Brother' where nothing too exciting happened. Big Brother need to get more cruel to the celebs, they are having a far too easy ride!!! I made a tuna sandwich, which I had with some tasty Branston mini Cheddars, as my tummy had been rumbling for some time & then I watched 'Big Brother's Bit On The Side' Again nothing too exciting to report! Then I watched BBC1's 'Celebrity Apprentice USA' which was quite amusing. I then went to bed at 1am, as I was in a lot of pain. (Calories consumed 1,749)


Tuesday 23rd August, I was woken at 9am, when the hairdressers opened & put their music on. I'm not in quite so much pain today, thanks to the weather being quite bright & sunny, so I'm going to go back to the 'big park' again for my 2hr walk & take my friends dogs. I don't think the stalker on Wed 10th August was local, more likely an opportunist who was passing through! But if he is, and if he has been lurking around the area, at a similar time, for me to show up for the past 13 days, I'm sure he will have given up by now. 


I had a bath & put on my gym gear & trainers, pulled on my velour black hooded jogging jacket & not hungry I went out, with just a Diet Coke for breakfast. I collected Stanley & Betty & put some poo bags in my pocket & headed for the park. I did a good few circuits with them & they were very good, Betty has really calmed down since she was spayed & is pretty obedient 85% of the time, but not up to Stanley's 98% yet (The 2% naughty being when he sees bread thrown for the ducks... the greedy devil, then darts off & then he dives in the water after it!!)


I then drew out £30 to get some grocery's at Tesco's (Got some more reduced fish pieces for more fish pies) Plus for cash to use for my train fare to Luton Thursday. At 3pm I had a Tuna Subway Sandwich, with prawn cocktail crisps & a Diet Coke for brunch. Then I sat out in the sun with a Solero ice cream to read the paper. The front cover has the horrific pictures of Richard Branson's Caribbean home on fire after being hit by lightning, with the headlines - 'Winslet flees inferno on Branson's £90m island' Kate Winslet was said to of helped Branson's 90yr old mum to flee the mansion.

 Richard Branson's Necker Island Home Before The Fire 

More Views Of Richards Island Home

The Still Flaming Remains Of Richards Home

Also on the front page is - 'SAS in hunt for beaten Gaddafi' The special forces experts have been in Libya secretly training freedom fighters for weeks! The Cole Bore Factory is still ongoing in the news papers. Now we hear that tuneless (& clueless) Ashley Cole serenaded Cheryl Cole with 'Just The Way You Are' on karaoke (Who gives a toss!!?) Meanwhile George Micheal has split from partner Kenny Goss (Yet again other than George & Kenny .... who cares??)  A 44yr wing-walking dare devil, plunged to his death at an airshow near Detroit Michigan USA, when he slipped on his 3rd attempt to grab onto an overhead helicopter, and fell 200ft!! Spectators thought it was part of the act, until emergency crews rushed to his aid (Why wasn't he wearing a emergency parachute??)


I watched the 2nd of 'The Real Housewives Of Orange County, Reunion's' from tomorrow it's 'The Real Housewives Of New York' which I'm not so sure, I will find such addictive viewing. I did a really big load of laundry, hung out the wet laundry & ironed some of the dry laundry from yesterday. I stopped to watch 'Extreme Makeover Home Edition' on Really TV. Their makeovers are amazing, today's was out of this world!! 


I did some dusting, then settled down and watched 'EastEnders' with a egg & tomato sandwich & chilli crisps, washed down with a Diet Coke & a handful of Haribo Sours, for dessert! I won a couple games on Scrabble on Facebook, while watching 'The Great Train Robber's Secret Tapes: Revealed'  I watched as I knew one of them, from back in the Fedenzi's days, I only knew him as 'Bosh Bosh' a name Candie & I gave him, as he often used the phrase in conversation, as in "I went out to buy a new car today, couldn't see any thing that caught my eye for hours, then bosh bosh there it was!!" He looked like a poor woman's Peter Stringfellow, and I wondered if he would get a mention & I'd find out his real name? But it should of been called 'The Great Train Robber' singular, as it was all about Ronnie Biggs YAWN!!


I watched 'Seven Dwarfs' very amusing, then 'Celebrity Big Brother'  Since her initial tears over being put up for eviction, Sally Bercow, has definitely come up with a game plan, to suddenly be Ms Controversial. Hoping the public will keep her in, due to causing conflict in the house, over the dull, but attractive (if you like the unkempt look) Bobby. It's so bloody obvious, she is also schmoozing Paddy to get the travelers vote too! She also obviously thinks with this new game plan, that she is on to a winner, as she said to Kerry she is looking forward to nominating!!! (Errrr you wont be able to nominate if your 1st out!!....... So you must think your game plan, has insured that Bobby will be the 1st out!!)..... I wouldn't count your eggs Sally, if I was you!! 


She then later proved that was her game-plan thinking, when Bobby suddenly became the worm that turned, and she said to him that he should of done that sooner, as he would of got more camera time & it's a shame as he could of gone far, in the show if he'd done so sooner!!!.... (Using, Could & Shame, means she thinks she has beaten Bobby, by upping her game since being put up!! Also she was more or less telling him he should do what she is now suddenly doing, proving the way her mind works!) Personally I think she will be out, as not enough people will be bothered to spend phone line money to save her, other than travelers & her friends & family!! Bobby will be saved by the teenage girls, with mobiles who's parents pay their phone bills! I watched a bit of Really TV then crashed out about 2am (Calories consumed 1,796)


Wednesday 24th August, Woke at 9.30am, I dreamt but it was a restless sleep, with a half asleep half awake dream, which I no longer recall! I got up had a shower & made myself some porridge, plus a coffee for breakfast, then I went for my 2hr walk in the park in the same clobber as yesterday! Posting my brothers Anniversary card on the way (I hope it gets to his by Saturday, with my post you never know!!) Mind you they will have probably gone away for a mini break, or on some exotic holiday, as it's a Bank Holiday & Alex is now over a year old! 


Popped past my Letting Agents to pay in Junes rent (2 months still to catch up on!) Got in & checked my emails, & got news from one of my agency's that I didn't make the final selection for the Cadbury's Olympic Ad, which is a bummer as it would of paid £1,650 which would of paid off my July & August rent debit!! Oh well onward & upward....


I did a load of job searches & applied for a bunch online, the same with my audition sites!  Then I had a tasty tuna jacket potato with salad, with a cappuccino & flake to follow. My friend Jennie has started her own Blog/Website called Tea Bags & Tears, you can find it HERE or you can find it on my Blog lists at the right side bar of my blog! A prologue YouTube clip about what it is about is also below....

 My Lovely Fellow Gemini Mate Jennie 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD78FCnWA9k

I watched 'The Real Housewives Of New York' this is not going to be so easy to get into!! Not seen a really likable housewife yet! Ozzie Simon (One of the husbands) is both creepy & vain, he looks like a tall, scrawny, version of Rolf Harris & his wife reminds me of Skeletor. I have heard fab reviews of the Beverly Hills one, from friends, so hope we get that soon on ITV or ITV2!


I read the paper, The main headline was about Amy Winehouse, saying 'Official Death Report, Amy: It Wasn't Drugs, Nothing illegal in singers body' A toxicology report confirms Amy had no illegal drugs in her body when she died (So what about legal ones or alcohol??) Some alcohol was found, but the cause of death will not be announced until the inquest verdict is unveiled on October 26th.

Also on front cover 'Gaddafi On Run As Rebels Capture HQ' Gaddafi is now on the run after rebels stormed his home in Tripoli. It is thought he has a compound of escape tunnels under his compound. Rebels ransacked his HQ pulling his head off a gold statue of Mad Dog Gaddafi himself & standing on it!

Mad Dog Gaddafi

There was shocking pics of a CT scan, on a 3yr old Police Dog Obi, showing multiple fractures to his scull, above his eye, from being viciously attacked with a brick by a piece of scum, Tottenham rioter during the London Riots.... If the person is caught I hope he has the book thrown at him, & a brick!! Vile scum!! They should design a kind of crash helmet for police dogs when going into such violent situations!! Fortunately there was no signs of a gross haemorrhage around the brain or fractures in the brain case, and the gorgeous German Shepherd is fortunately expected to make a full recovery (Hope he got a good bite in, the violent bit of scum, that did it!)

 Brave Obi With His Fur Shaved Above His Injury 

Obi's CT Scan

I did some odds & sods round the house & threw a load of rubbish out, I then made myself a cheese toasted sandwich, with some Brandson Mini Cheddars for tea, washed down with a Diet Coke (I am eating a lot of bread this week, which is not good news, as wheat makes me gain weight fast!!) But bread is a staple, when your on a budget.

At 8pm I watched 'Tough Love' on Really TV, I love that show!! Then 'Losing One Of My Giant Legs' which was a moving story of  Mandy Sellers 36, (Above) from Lancashire, who has an extreme undiagnosed condition, that means her legs have never stopped growing! You can see a small clip about her below.

I then watched 'Celebrity Big Brother' Sally still being irritating, and Darryn Lyons & Tara Reid are still being vile, to Pamela Bach Hasselhoff too!! The more they do that, the more insular & kooky Pamela becomes, trying to join in with the rest & then, retreating back into her self & her own little world, as a kind of self-defence mechanism, when she is unsubtley mocked to her face, whenever she opens her mouth by Darryn & Tara!! Both are nasty bits of work! 


I had the munchies so had a Kit Kat & a Diet Coke then watched 'Big Brothers Bit On The Side' then watched a bit of trash TV on Really TV, such as 'Celebrity Rehab' a new series, this time with the Late Jeff Conaway. It was painful to watch (Boy do these American Celebs know how to f**k themselves up!!) I just don't get why people get into drugs, when they are not sick or in pain? I had an early night & went to bed, with a heat-pack on my neck, at 12am, as I was in so much pain, plus have to be up at 6.30am to get to Luton for 9.30am (Calories consumed 1,690)

Thursday 25th August, Day One Of InFit Training In Luton, I woke at 6.30am, despite not falling asleep until around 5am, due to extreme pain in my back, neck, shoulders & arms. I had a shower & scraped hair up in a bulldog clip & did a light make-up as I felt too crap to make an effort!! I then just shoved on my jeggings & my Naf Naf T-shirt & TrimSoles thong sandals. I had porridge & a coffee for breakfast. I wasn't sure if they would be providing lunch today, or if we needed a packed lunch, so I left it & will know what the score is for tomorrow. I set off for the station at 8.15am popping in the shop for a Sun paper en route, and waited at the station for my 8.40am train looking like Waynetta Slob.

Waynetta Slob

I read the paper on the train, the front page is that Amanda Holden is pregnant again, I'm pleased for her, but to be honest I'm not really interested & don't think it's front page material. Also a bit on how Labour's Jackie Smith, used lags on day release from prison, to paint her house when they should of been doing community service! In the picture of her inside on page 9, she looked quite like my sister Julie, (Who wouldn't be pleased about that!) I think it's because their hair & face shape look the same, I prefer Julies hair when it's longer, like it was, when she got engaged to Erdal, in Turkey, it's much more flattering on her!

Jackie Smith

Primark are to go online at long last (Hurrah!!!!) Would be better if the stupid Abbey Society, stopped, stopping Primark, opening in St Albans. There were some cute Bear photos by photographer Jill Greenberg, especially cute were bears called Koda, Amos, Cheyenne & Agee! Pictures and a small clip of a photo session below!

Beautiful  Agee

Cheeky Koda Winking!

Extremely Cute Amos 

Coy Cutie Cheyenne

I got to the course classroom bang on time! I signed in and took a spare seat, between a older guy and a young indie looking lad, and quickly wished I'd sat elsewhere!! As the older guy smelt of vodka like a wino, that kind of mix of stale vodka & and your guts being eaten away, smell that Wino's/Hobo's have. We were set to boring tasks on laminated cards, or creating pyramids of how employers go about getting staff. We had to do this in groups of 6. Fortunately Wino breath was in group one & I was in group two, of three groups. There was a Cigarette break and I got chatting with one of the 3 women I could relate to, called Jayne, who was a qualified book keeper & was finding getting a job as hard as me, despite also being qualified in her field. She is also equally frustrated by the lack of help from the DHSS & all it's shite courses, that it fobs you off on, even today's course instructor admitted New Deal was dire & had out of date newspapers, to go through & pointless exercises!


Fortunately chatting to Jayne in the smoking area... meant I had an excuse to sit next to her in the meeting room, and move away from the guy with the wino breath, that reeked of rotten guts & stale vodka, which was turning my stomach (As a non smoker I have a more sensitive sense of smell, than the smokers!) I didn't want to do it earlier, as soon as I sat there, and noticed smell. Because I didn't want to be obvious & hurt his feelings, as being on this course makes you down enough already!! (Mind you I suspect the fact he obviously has a alcohol problem, is why he is unemployed, he is meant to be a sparky, blimey that's one dangerous job to do pissed!!) He was also pretty incoherent, I'm not sure if that is down to drink or to being deaf? As he had to have his name mentioned several times by tutor before responding, but that might be due to daydreaming & not a hearing problem!


Anyway we did some more boring team building exercises & then were told we had 45mins for lunch, and it became apparent unlike New Deal they didn't provide it. So Jayne & I went to McDonald's as it was nearest & cheapish, or we'd use up our 45mins looking for somewhere else to eat! As it was, enough time was taken up, queuing in McDonald's anyway. I had a Veggie Burger Meal & Jayne a Big Mac Meal, we got back a bit late, then did some more team building exercise's (Standing in a circle with our eyes clothes thinking of a time in our life when we felt most confident!!.... Yawn!!) New Age Shite!


Then a post-it note trail of where we are, where we want to get & the steps in between. Then at 5pm we finally got to go, after first being told that tomorrow afternoon, we all have to give the class, a 2min presentation, on a subject of our choice. I expect they think I will be doing it on something, superficial, like on myself, or fashion, or make-up, or celebrity's, etc but I will be talking about an area that fascinates me, Egyptology (Especially the 18th & 19th Dynasty!) The only person who knows (knew) How much I'm so into that is/was mum!


I had to wait ages for a train for some reason & finally got in at 6.30pm. I made a Quorn Deli & salad sandwich for tea & washed it down with a decaf coffee & two chocolate digestives. I watched 'EastEnders' as depressing as always!! Played a bit of Scrabble & Lexulous on Facebook & laughed when I beat a guy called Ary using a word I learnt off of him in the 1st place (Collotype) I have learnt loads of words off him, since I have been having tons of games with him (No idea who he is? I've been playing lots of strangers, rather than my usual friends lately, which is good, as I'm learning new words, as I'm not seeing the same old words crop up like I was before!) like WOWF (I'd of never of known I could of got rid of an F tile on the end of a WOW if I hadn't played him!) I watched 'Corrie' quite amusing, then watched 'The Killing' followed by 'Celebrity Big Brother' It's the final of 'Show Me The Funny' but after seeing the 1st show (A hour of my life I can't get back) I had no interest in watching, the awful format show! I watched 'Celebrity Big Brother' Bobby upping his game & Sally is so smug thinking her game-play is going to save her!! Not so sure, personally I'm sure people will see through it!!

It was The Wizard Of Oz task tonight with Pamela as the Cowardly Lion, Darryn as the Tin Man, Paddy as Toto, Amy as the Scarecrow etc etc Amy had to prove she had a brain & couldn't grasp the concept of the task (Oh the irony!!!) Nor did she cotton on, that all her questions answers, were bird related! Bobby one of the three Dorothy's, sweated in the can of lemonade to feed Darryn, everyone was freaking out on BBBOTS over it! Calm Down!! It was only a bit of sweat, not pee & was diluted heavily by lemonade, it wouldn't of tasted different or killed him!! Jedward are amusing as usual! Mark Lamar was going on about Bobby spitting in the can (No he didn't, you fool, that's sweat dripping off his forehead into it, observe properly!!) I had a couple of decaf Diet Cokes & watched some Really TV trash TV then crashed at around 1am as I have to be up at 6.30am again tomorrow. (Calories consumed 1,601)


Friday 26th August, Day Two Of InFit Training In Luton, I woke at 6.30am, had a shower & washed hair, did make-up & dried hair, as I'm not in quite so much pain today!! Though sadly not pain free, I wore navy leggings tucked in my long black suede boots, with my dark Jane Norman stretch denim dress over the top, & had sliced veggie sausage & egg on toast for breakfast & a coffee. I wore my long dark military style Primark coat, as it is dark, overcast & cold out, and set out for the walk to the station, after putting a packed lunch, in my leopard print tote, and buying a Sun paper en route. I got to the station bought my ticket & sat on platform & I read the paper while I waited for the late train. Plus once on the train, the front page headlines was the disgusting new's that Baby P's killer is back on the street, mingling with shoppers. That Nurofen has been spiked in some packs, and that N-Dubz singer & Xfactor judge Tulisa has been targeted by someone trying to flog fake sex tapes of her! (Saddo Freaks!)


There was a really sweet but sad story of Hawkeye the Labrador who refused to leave his masters side, even at his funeral! The loyal pet was pictured by the coffin of US Navy Seal Jon Tumilson, shot & killed in Afghanistan by the Taliban. At His funeral the adorable sad Hawkeye, trotted up to the casket, sighed & laid down beside it, the entire service in Iowa, how moving! Shows the bond you have with your pet often goes both ways....

 Handsome Fallen Hero, Jon Tumilson, With Loyal Hawkeye 

 Loyal Hawkeye 

I got to the class just in time, despite the late running train & sat with Jayne. The lecturer decided to give us a talk on what InTraining was, as the DHSS never told any of us & seemed to have no clue themselves! Apparently it is a voluntary 2 year course, which is interesting. As every single one of us, were told by the DHSS, that it was compulsory & if we did not do it, we would lose any benefits we got! Which the guy running the course was shocked to hear!! Typical lying DHSS shifting you about, to massage figures! It seems the course, can not do any of the things that the DHSS promised us either (More lies!) We broke for coffee & biscuits & then it was back to more info on the course.

All I want is a list of Retail Company's that do placements in Merchandising & the contact numbers or emails of the people to contact, who deal with that! That's all I need, yet no matter if its the DHSS or New Deal or InTraining, nobody can give me that info! Not even one company!! They suposedly work in employment & work with employers, why do they not have this info!!?? 


Out of the guys there, the only ones I get are Builder Lloyd & another chap who's name I forget who does juggling & puppetry! Eventually we broke for lunch & I had my packed lunch. So I sat in the room, that smelt of a mix of cheesy feet & stale vodka & ate my packed lunch of a cheese sandwich & chilli crisps, washed down with a Diet Coke. In the Afternoon we did our presentations, people spoke on a mixture of things, puppetry, cake baking, holidays, family, hobbies, pets & I got up & spoke about Egyptology. I spoke how my fascination with Egypt started as a child, after seeing Images of the Great Pyramid, with its two other pyramids, plus the Spinx.

Then later the images of the treasures of the 18th Dynasty Pharaoh Tutankhamen, though he only ruled for 9yrs, becoming Pharaoh aged 9 and dying at 18. I said he is the Pharaoh most people think of because of all the amazing treasures found in his tomb. But for me the Pharaoh that fascinates me is Ramses II. The 19th Dynasty Pharaoh also known as Ramses the Great. Although when I lived in Buckinghamshire, aged 8 I begged my dad to take me to London, to see Tutankhamen's exhibition in 1972, but my dad said it was too expensive to travel there & there would be other ones! THERE WAS!!... 35yrs later in Nov 2007 (Sadly not living in London at the time) news did not reach to St Albans about the return of the exhibition & I discovered it had been to London, too late (In Dec 2007) when I saw old posters up!! At this rate I'll get to see it aged 82!

Tutankhamen's Death Mask

I talked about how The Great Pyramid & its two surrounding pyramids are perfectly aligned to Orion's Belt above, which even with our high tech equipment today, we could never build those pyramids with such precise alignment (Which has made many a theorist, point towards them having alien intervention, which is an interesting theory & if true could explain why they worshiped cats!..... I will come back to that later!) 


Not only are the pyramids perfectly aligned with Orion's Belt, but also, the tiny windows, on all four sides of the three pyramids (Just beneath the key stones) All look out exactly to one of the 12 separate consternation's of the zodiac! Which makes their exact construction, all the more amazing! But back to Ramses II.

Orion's Belt

I told them how Ramses II trained as a scribe, as a prince, with Moses, and due to his growing love of the written word, he became the Pharaoh we know the most about. Because he had scribes following him & recording every moment of his life like a modern day diary, plus got other scribes, to write about, the day to day running of the palaces & temples, even down to which meals were fixed each day & items traded & grown. 


Thousands of huge pots with papyrus scrolls written with all this info on, were found in the Tomb of Ramses II & were translated by hieroglyphics interpreters.  He also went on to write of his many achievements, on the walls of his Temples, Palaces & his pyramid tomb. He also had lots of painted scenes in all of these, depicting his life, including him going into battle in his chariot to fight the Hittites at the battle of Kadesh. Often with his loyal pet lion at his side. 


It is said he found the lion, as a lame lion cub, on the grounds of his palace, with a thorn (or other sharp object) in its paw, it was taken back to the palace after Ramses had removed the object & alchemists, made a paste, with healing herbs & put on the wound & bandaged the paw. An almost exact story was told by Aesop in one of Aesops fables some time between (620 - 560BC) When Ramses reigned during 1279 - 1213BC (about 46 years after the death of Tutankhamen) & dying almost 600yrs before Aesop was born, making Aesop something of a plagiarist.

Ramses reigned from his late teens for 66yrs (unequaled by any other pharaoh) reportedly dying aged 99 although it is believed 90-91 would be more accurate. Which is still remarkable when the average life expectancy for an Ancient Egyptian was 33yrs! Due to Ramses constant keeping of a constant papyrus diary (As well as from examinations of his mummified body) We know that Ramses suffered from toothache & arthritis, which he helped ease by chewing willow bark shavings, which is 80% of the ingredients for our modern day aspirin (So the Ancient Egyptians were ahead of their time medically too!) 


We also know he had approx 84-100 children with his many wives, if I recall correctly I think 9 of them were with his Great Royal wife Nefratari. It was reported in records kept, that he did not favour any wives children, over another's, it is said 44-56 children were sons & 40-44 daughters.

Ramses 

He ruled through 14 festivals of Set (When a Pharaoh goes from being mortal to a god) This was unparalleled by any other pharaoh, which surely makes him the godliest of Pharaohs. He built the most amazing temples, and palaces in Thebes, Abu Simbel, Karnak & Giza among others & I hope I manage to get to Egypt to see these places before I meet my maker. I know that my mum hoped to leave me enough money, when she died for me to travel there. But sadly due to debts accrued, due to circumstances beyond my control while ill/unemployed, there was not enough to, clear some of those & do so. But hopefully one day!

 Abu Simbel

 Karnak

 Thebes 

 Abu Simbel

 Karnak

 Karnak Pillars 

 Karnak

Karnak

I also spoke of one of the Egyptian Deities that interests me, called Shu (Often depicted with an ostrich feather & sometimes with the head of a lion) He is the god of wind & air & has twin children, Geb (son) the god of the earth, & Nut (daughter) the sky goddess, they are known as the incestuous twins, as their unholy union was said to create the horizon! In paintings Geb is seen prone & erect on the ground with Nut hovering above him, Set is seen stood between them & sometimes to one side (normally to the right) fanning air with his hands between them, to try to prevent their distasteful coupling. I find it quite a fascinating coincidence, that when we try to get rid of something that we find unpleasant we say "Shooooo!" (Shu) often combined with fanning our hands, at the object we want to scram! I wonder if there is some deep routed ancient connection? I also later realised the irony of me being fascinated by an air god that has twins, when my Zodiac sign is Gemini (The twins) which is ruled by the element Air!!

Shu, Geb & Nut

So what about the Egyptians worshiping cats & the alien connection? You ask. Well Ancient Egyptians cats were skinny & short haired, not unlike the hairless cats of today. If you looked at their face and the face of a typical 'Grey' alien description from those who claim to have been abducted. Except for the ears & whiskers, they look very alike, even their long thin body's with long thin limbs do (minus the tail) So if alien grey's actually did aid the Ancient Egyptians, with their technology, it would not be hard to imagine why they viewed these strange creatures, as some kind of godly cat!

Egyptian Cat Statue 

Alien Grey

Egyptian Cat Features, Similar To, Alien Grey's

Anyway that was my presentation & some of my fellow InTraining victims, said that they too were into Ancient Egypt, and they had learnt some new interesting facts. We eventually got to leave at 4.30pm & I got home around 5.10pm. I did some housework, then checked my emails & later added Jayne & Lloyd on Facebook. I had a Quorn curry with rice for dinner, while watching tonight's Essex 'Come Dine With Me' Then the live 'Celebrity Big Brother' with the eviction, and it was no surprise for me, that game-plan Sally Bercow got the heave ho! 


Then I watched 'The Bachelor' Wow some of those girls are whack jobs. I wonder if you combined all their IQ's if it would get out of double figures, they are definitely a bunch of *BOBFOC's  (*BOBFOC = Body Of Baywatch, Face Of Crimewatch!!) Then it was 'Big Brothers Bit On The Side' Three people I know were in the audience, Paul Wilder, Jo Sharples (aka @eviljobob) & Nat's friend Geoff Ward. Then I watched Sean Lock's live stage show, with a coffee & chunky KitKat, then crashed around 1am (Calories consumed 2,137 Whooooooooops!!!!)

Saturday 27th August, Bill & Karen's Wedding Anniversary  I had an odd dream, where I was with an Ex Anglo, again. Were talking on different subjects, including a green ring that looked to be made of Jade, that he had in his possession. We were in a big house & we seemed to have some kind of mission to complete. At one point we were watching a program I can't recall what, a large yellow gem in a setting became stuck on the back of one of my hands somehow, I thought it would make a beautiful ring. That's all I can recall before waking late at 10am. I had a toasted granary roll & a coffee for breakfast. 


My friend Bob canceled his garden party today, due to the weather, but its brilliantly sunny and warm today (Our weather is nuts!!) After I had a wash I popped on a yellow sundress & my Dolce & Gabbana sunglasses, then slipped on my silver thong sandals & popped to Tesco Metro, to get a few grocery's, The Sun paper and a lucky dip line on the lottery! Got back & put the shopping away then popped out into my courtyard & filled a carrier bag with, fag packets, crisp packets, sweet wrappers, drink bottles & cans of beer & cider, that scumbags & wino's have littered all over my courtyard!! Dirty Gits!!!......


Then I sat in the sun reading the paper, the front page is that one of the X-factor contestants that wow's the judges on tonight show, Derry Mensah, is an ex con, who did time for robbery, and also that ALL Nurofen Plus (My pill of choice!) Pills have been recalled, as the company confirmed a saboteur is suspected of spiking the painkillers. There have now been 5 cases of other drugs being in found in rouge packets of the drug. Four with powerful anti psychotic Seroquel & another with an epilepsy drug Neurontin.

Big headed, vain, playboy, Mark Wright & arrogant, rude, self obsessed Lauren Goodger, from TOWIE have split for good (So they are now free to make someone else's life a misery!) Mark 24 has told his ex fiance Lauren 24 to leave their flat. With a bit of luck stroppy, misery-guts, Lauren will be dropped from TOWIE now, and take that job, she was supposedly offered, in Dubai, but I doubt it!

TOWIE's Mark & Lauren

I went back in & did some hoovering & then listed a load of stuff on eBay, as on my last listing nothing sold, bummer!!) Then I watched 'The Real Housewives Of New York' still not into it, unlike the Orange county & New Jersey ones!!!...


Sunday 28th August, I dreamt I was in a big flat or house, I was struggling to overcome intruders, locking them out of the property & also locking myself plus others in a room, which those that had got into the property, could not get into, the only other thing I recall was French kissing a gay guy, as he wanted to know what it was like to french kiss a woman!.... He had some negative comments... I can't recall what? But I remember thinking 'I cant feel his tongue!' Which made me then think 'This must be a dream'  Then I quickly woke at 9am. I got up & had a wash & got on the scales (I have gained 1.5lb I knew too much wheat & packed lunches this week would screw me!) I really need to get this pain sorted & get back in the gym the way I use to! Before I end up like Hattie Jacques!!

Hattie Jacques

I made porridge & a coffee for breakfast, then changed into vest top, gym trousers & trainers & then went into the courtyard & did loads of gardening, weeding, pruning & picking up 100's of cigarettes the tattooists & their clients plus many others have discarded! (Why they cant put a metal bucket with sand there, to put buts out in I don't know!!) Once I had spent hrs doing that, I sprayed moss & weeds & grass growing between the brick floor, with weed killer, then I went in & heated some fresh lentil & tomato soup for lunch which I had with a wholemeal roll. 


I bleached the toilet & cleaned the kitchen thoroughly, will sort out the cupboards tomorrow. I was going to do it today, but my neck, shoulders & arms began to hurt me! I didn't bother with a Sunday paper again today. Wonder if I got any numbers on last nights lottery with my lucky dip? Must check later!!

Put a white load of washing in the machine, then did a few circuits of up & down the stairs to try ease the pain in my hips, bloody weather has kept going from sunny to rainy today which has been playing havoc with my arthritis (Bloody annoying, painful ailment!!) Mopped the bathroom floor & then filled two wholemeal rolls with mixed herb salad, spread with light mayo instead of butter & had with a Diet Coke & some chilli crisps for dinner. 


When I got upstairs & found I'd had a missed call at 4pm (Must have been when I was cleaning the kitchen) But I have no idea who from as it was withheld! I watched The Da Vinci Code (Seen it before) Not as good as the book Ian McKellen's character in the book is described as looking similar to Elton John, short, chubby with a pudding basin hair cut, nothing like Ian McKellen in the film!

I Watched 'Celebrity Big Brother' which was OK, Jedward are quite funny. Although I can't believe that Big Brother have not punished Jedward, for making more mess, when they were actually meant to be cleaning up!! We want a more Evil Big Brother. 


I then watched 'Big Brothers Bit On The Side' Carol Vincent was very funny. She was trying to put off the two Big Brothers Bit On The Side, Quiz Team Members, by doing sexy car washing, in black bra & knickers with an open shirt over the top! Very, very funny!! I checked the lottery numbers, 2 of my normal numbers came up, but none on my lucky dip I played! Bummer!! Chilled in bed for a bit with my book on Marilyn Monroe then had a fairly early night around 1am (Calories consumed 1,521)