A Two Weeks In & Resolutions Intact!!

Monday 9th January, I woke at 8am, I had a wash & had two boiled eggs with 3 Rivita's & a coffee for breakfast. I got a text from a casting agency, asking me if I could do, a corporate video on Thursday January 12th, in the IP12 2TW area? The pay was £90 + £15 travel, excited about some paid work I looked up the post code & found it was Rendlesham, Suffolk!! So I looked up the travel details, on the National Rail Enquiries. Most filming jobs start at around 7.30am, to be there for that, I'd have a 9hr 45min journey, with three changes, which started at 9.04pm on Wednesday & get me there for 6.49am Thursday. If it began later, as it's a corporate film, at say around 9am. I could get the 4.47am Thursday train with 3 changes that takes 3hrs 17mins, getting me there at 8.04am. 


But either way it's pointless, as the return fare is £94.90. So after the agency take their 20% from the £105, I'd be on minus money, after all that travelling &10-12hrs of work! So I said I was free, but why I'd not be taking the job! I changed into my grey jogging bottoms with a white stripe down the side seams, my long sleeved, white Petite Bateau, T-shirt, my black, Velour, Petite Bateau, hooded, zip up, jogging jacket, my 2lb ankle weights & my white Reebok EasyTone trainers. I did a light make-up, then pulled on my black, bomber jacket & faux fur, grey deerstalker & headed out to the park for my hour power walk!

As always, on the way back, I got a Sun newspaper & Diet Coke as usual. Once indoors I had a banana & my Diet Coke, as I read the paper. The front page headline, is taking the piss out of 60yr, thieving, TV cook, arsehole, Anthony Worrall Thomson, with the headline 'Ready Steady Crook 'Wozza' shoplifts at Tesco' About the chefs arrest after shoplifting cheese & wine for the 5th time at Tesco's (So a premeditated, repeat offence!!)


But you can bet your bottom dollar, they wont charge him, or ban him, just because he is on TV, unlike they would Joe public!! I hope I'm wrong!! (But I'm sure I won't be!!) It's not as if he was starving & couldn't afford the cheese & wine!! Unlike some!! He has been cautioned by the police, for pilfering from the same Tesco's in Henley-on-Thames, Oxfordshire. It was his 5th act of shoplifting, at the self service tills there, over a period of a mere 16 days!! He had a mugshot & finger prints taken at the police station!

A devastated mum of 9, Michelle Smith, was left inconsolable, after 4 of her children died, as a fire swept through their home, during her 36th Birthday party. Her 4yr twins Holly & Ella, plus son Jordan 2yrs were overcome by fumes. Her older son Reece 19 died trying to save his siblings, who were trapped upstairs, at their home in Freckleton, Lancashire. It's believed the smoke alarms were not working. It is also believed the fire started in an upstairs bedroom (Someone having a cheeky cigarette???)


Beyonce & Jay-Z have given their new daughter the stupid name of Blue Ivy Carter (Yeah, she will thank you for that, in years to come...... NOT!!) Meanwhile Cheryl Cole, is friends with Simon Cowell again (Give a F**k!) There was also a bit about Kate Middleton's, black dress, when at a premier of 'War Horse' with her husband, Prince William, it is a nice dress.... a damn site better, than that vile monstrosity, that she modelled at college!!

War Horse Premier Dress 

Vile Rag, Worn For College Fashion Show

The woman's body found on the Sandringham estate, has been named as 17yr Latvian, wild child, Alisa Dmitrijeva. She was last seen on August 31st, when she got into a Lexus, with two male acquiescence's in Kings Lynn, Norfolk, 10miles from Sandringham. The men said they dropped her at the local Asda. An Australian tourist, in Africa, Erin Langworthy, survived when her bungee rope snapped, plunging her into the crocodile infested Zambezi river, still tied at the ankles, she battled surging currents, but she survived by swimming away from Victoria Falls. Officials in Zambia are investigating!


I did a bunch of boring housework chores, then had an asparagus Cup-a-Soup with 3 crispbread's spread with 2 cheese triangles, plus an apple, then I did a load of job searches etc  At 5.15pm I got a text, off of a Casting Agency, I'd applied to, saying they were sorry but they would not be accepting me, as they felt they'd not be able to get me much, if any work. I text back asking why they felt that, when other top agency's I was on didn't? The reply was 'The majority of the work we do is on period productions & require women to have natural hair colour etc. All the best' I replied 'Fair enough but just for the record my hair is uncoloured & has no extensions etc!' Afterwards I wondered if the etc might refer to cosmetic surgery & if they thought (Wrongly!!) if I had fake boobs? Either way it was a bugger as I'd love to do period stuff!! I did a bunch of job searches & snacked on a Diet Coke & Chilli Doritos & sent off a bunch of job applications & also responded to a bunch of auditions on audition sites.

I watched the soaps from 7-9pm while having a tomato soup & 2 slices of sunflower bread for tea. I watched 'Celebrity Big Brother' Denise Welsh, is doing Michael's head in, I can't blame him, I'd feel the same, she seems to have no concept, of giving someone their personal space! Plus she is coming over as very needy & attention seeking!! Then there was a new program 'When Paddy Met Sally' Why make this program, about the two most unlikable contestants from last years 'Celebrity Big Brother' ?? (Even if the 'Pikey' did win it!) & the show was as expected, as boring & unlikable as the pair themselves!! 


Still hungry, I had a vegetable Cup-a-Soup, followed by 3 crispbread's with honey & a small, mashed banana, sprinkled with cinnamon. Then I watched 'Big Brothers Bit On The Side' before going to bed early tired! I made a 'Collagen Shot' in the blender with water, it tastes too watery for me, even with 200ml water (Let alone the 300ml option) like the dregs of a milkshake, after the ice has melted & watered it down. (If you want to try the BRAND NEW, Collagen Shot, product yourself go to http://t.co/uJ1OS7q and if you quote promotion code EB1 you will get free P&P which saves you £2.50) IF YOU LIVE IN THE UK Maybe if I did it with 100ml of water or less like a shot, it would be more to my taste, with water??  Mind you, St Albans water tastes vile! Probably the high lime content, that causes lime-scale on glasses etc if not dried immediately after washing!! (Calories consumed 1,622 good!)

Tuesday 10th January, I woke at 8am, to another cold miserable day. I had a wash & had 3 slices of sunflower bread, toasted with cheese & a smear of mustard, washed down with a coffee, I dressed the same as yesterday & headed out for my power walk! I got back home & grabbed a banana & a Diet Coke & I read the paper. The headlines were another piss take of Anthony Worrall Thompson saying.... 'I've Been Edam Fool.... but I'll be Gouda from now on' The shoplifter chef, apologised for his Cheese & Wine stealing behaviour. Anthony (Who was cautioned but not charged.......... disgusting!!) said "Hopefully I can make amends" (How? by doing an Ad, for Tesco for free? Claiming Tesco's cheese & wine's are such great value its a steal!!.... ??) 


He said he was getting psychiatric treatment (Any old bullshit to escape a jail sentence & a criminal record!) He will no doubt, blame it on the medical condition, kleptomania!! He said "All of it together ONLY amounted to £100 they were things like bread, cheese, onions, coleslaw, wine!" Oh that's OK then!!.. Only £100!!.... Bloody "ONLY £100" I wish I could afford to think that £100, on cheese, bread & wine etc was a small amount, £100 of shopping for me, would have to feed me for 2-3weeks & not just be the components, of a cheese & wine evening!!.... TWAT!!!

It turns out Saturdays contestant on 'Take Me Out' Aaron Withers 32 (Below) from Somerset, is a £50 a hour escort, who battered a woman & her boyfriend during a bar brawl, punching the woman in the face, charming!! Ironic that he chose the charmless, gold digger, ting tong, Wen Jing Mo 28, as his date. I guess his date with Wen will now be cut, from this Saturdays show!

Brits are being told, buy the government, to have at least 2 booze fee days a week, for their health! I must be very healthy, as I only rarely have 2 booze days a month! American, Steven Spielberg, meanwhile, has praised Brits, Prince William & Kate, saying they put Hollywood in the shade! His two favourite TV shows right now are very English too 'Downton Abbey' & 'Sherlock'

I grabbed my water bottle & headed out for the Gym, and worked out for a few hours, burning 590 cals, on the bike, cross trainer & stepper, plus some of the weight machines. One of the personal trainers, Rob, came over & said he'd give me a free personal training session & asked when I was free? & I said "Thursday!!"  So we arranged it for then at 1pm. I went on the power plate for a bit, then I headed home! Drinking lots of water. I watched 'CSI' on Ch5 at 5.30pm, then had some cream of vegetable, Cup-a-Soup, with a slice of sunflower toast, spread with a cheese triangle. I did some chores & I thought I saw, a small, black, mouse, run under the chest of draws, in my bedroom. But I thought, 'I must be seeing things!' as there are no gaps, in skirting boards etc, to get in?? Also I didn't have my lenses in, or my glasses on, so I thought 'Ooh maybe its a big spider yuck!!! Hope it dies under there & doesn't come out if so!!' Big Spiders freak me out!!!... Arghhhhhhhh!!!!

I watched the news, then did a few exercises at home with my Swiss Ball, then had 30mins under my sun-bed, to try ease my aching joints, with some heat. I had a orange juice & some water after, to re-hydrate, then I watched 'Fat Fighters' (Very Entertaining) Then I watched 'The Biggest Looser' while having a mushroom Cup-a-Soup & 3 crispbread's. Then it was time for 'Celebrity Big Brother' Denise Welsh & Andrew Stone, are still being, attention seeking, diva's. Natalie is making me laugh, with her gossiping & sarcasm, about Andrew etc. I'm Loving Michael, who is fast becoming my favourite. I'm also loving the playboy twins, who are playing it, like the game it is. The Irish model, who's name escapes me again, is beyond dull!! 


Frankie & Kirk, are so, so thick & cringeworthy'ly ignorant that, I want to punch the screen, when either of them are on it! If Kirks dad gave him a private education, I would ask for his money back, if I was him & I'd  be bowing my head in sheer embarrassment, at just how clueless my son was, at that age! It is truly shocking!! The Gay rugby player Gareth seems a nice guy, but unusually for Big Brother, the gay house-mate, is getting scant air time!!

Celebrity Big Brother's Gareth Thomas 

I watched 'Big Brothers Bit On The Side'  The usual people I know, were in the audience. Although I haven't seen the rather neurotic, American, Porn Star (Who suddenly turned funny on me last series, for no apparent reason?) Maybe it was because, I said I'd been watching TOWIE (As she said, she was in it) & I said I haven't seen her! Maybe she read that & got offended? No idea why though? As I wasn't being negative, just stating a fact! Anyway she lives in Luton, not Essex. So she would only ever be background, not a main character! Maybe she is the fame seeking type, who Google's her name & didn't like me mentioning, that she was a porn star in the USA, in my blog? 


But she mentions it any chance she gets on 'Big Brothers Bit On The Side' and when we did the Pilot of 'Is It Just Me?' Whatever the reason is, she can just get on with it!! I'm not going to be crying into my cornflakes over it!! Peckish I had a slice of toast & a cheese triangle with a 'Collagen Shot'  Made with orange juice! (If you want to try the product yourself go to http://t.co/uJ1OS7q and if you quote promotion code EB1 you will get free P&P which saves you £2.50) IF YOU LIVE IN THE UK Then at 12.15am, I watched 'Desperate Housewives' on Ch4 +1 & went to bed at 1.20am (Calories consumed 1,472 Good.... Minus the 590 calories burnt in the gym = 882 cals Excellent!)


Wednesday 11th January, I Woke at 8am & had a wash, washing my hair, then shoved on my juicy, pink, tracksuit, my black Ugg look boots & headed out for my power walk. I came home, and had another quick wash, changed into black leggings & vest top, with a leopard print, Kaftan over the top, with brown stone, drop earrings. I did my hair up, with a faux ponytail & then did a shades of brown tone make-up. I put my heeled, black, boots, in my large gunmetal sequinned tote bag & slipped on my damaged (Thanks to a pot hole) black, Ugg style boots. I had a slice of cheese on toast (Edam) and a slice of toast, spread with a cream cheese triangle, for breakfast, plus a coffee. Then I put on my magic, black scarf, as a snood, my long black Military coat & my black gloves, then I headed off to the station to go to London, picking up a Sun newspaper along the way. I got to the station & the train was thankfully quick to arrive, and I got on & found myself a seat.

Once on the train I read the paper more X-rated stuff in the paper about 'Take Me Out' with the headline 'Take Me Out Sex Party Scandal,  2-Day Boozy Bash, Mansion Trashed, Mob's Obscene Pics' Hoards of ex contestants, and this years shows contestants (It's pre recorded in November) had a wild sex & booze party in a £4.5million mansion, Wyelands House, in Chepstow, South Wales, to celebrate the new series. Up to 90 ex contestants, went to the two night bash, (I wonder if Heidi, or Corene went?) Many paired up for sex, and obscene snaps, that were posted on Facebook. One party goer said "Flirty party games led to a lot of shagging!!" Another said "There was lots of sex going on, people were doing it in front of each other!" A 3rd told of "An insane girl who bedded 3 men & canoodled with 9 others!" (Classy!!) Another reveller said 2 or 3thousand pounds worth of damage was caused by the drunken mob, who trashed the Grade II listed building!

Take Me Out's Lucy Harrold, Romping On Floor, With a Guy, 

At The 'Take Me Out' Party, Nice Crotch Shot!!   

The party was organised over last weekend, by one of the ex contestants. Things got steamy after they began playing a lock & key game, where women are given padlocks & men keys. they then circulate until a match is found & then get replacement locks & keys to do it again. People started to get to know each other very quickly!! There were condoms everywhere, some revellers stripped naked & no one seemed to care what they did, as long as they were having a good time. some posted explicit photo's later on Facebook. About £3,000 was spent on drink over the two days & drunk lads kicked doors of their hinges! The carpet got really filthy with smashed champagne glasses & bottles. Meanwhile Aaron Withers date with Wen, has been cut from Saturdays show!

It will come as no surprise to many, but more than 160,000 Brits have lost out to a job to an immigrant, over the past 5yrs. One Brit misses out on a job, for every 4 non-EU migrant workers, who arrive here!! (They also have the added bonus, of jumping up the councils affordable housing list & so get to pay less rent & therefore have more of that wage left over, than your average Brit who pays rent to a private landlord & got the job would!) At least 160,000 UK workers have been 'displaced' by the 700,00 non-EU migrants that flock here! Meaning 160,000 unemployed Brits would be in jobs if it wasn't for migration. Also £2,216 per head is spent on education for immigrants, while it's only £1,662 a year, spent per head on Brits.


Some sick, evil, satanic, bastards, in Cornwall, have mutilated & killed a beautiful, loving, 2yr old, pet stallion called Eric (Below) Police think it may have been ritually sacrificed by witches. Poor, innocent, horse. Eric, had an eye gouged out, teeth removed & his genitals hacked off. Police are trying to work out if he was drugged, before being attacked, in his field. His heartbroken owner, Dawn Jewell said "My 1st thought was he'd been attacked by an animal, but the vet said the wounds were caused by a knife! It's horrible!!!" I personally hope the scum that did it, meet an equally grizzly fate!! Evil Bastards!!

 Gentle Giant & Victim Of An Evil Crime - Stallion Eric

There was a bunch of jokes off of Twitter about Anthony Worrall Thompson, showing off the British love of pun humour, with jokes such as....

• Wozza stole some cheese?...... How Dairy!!
• Went to see 'Ready Steady Cook' the other day it was great, A W Thompson stole the show!
• Why did the chicken cross the road?.... Coz  it was stuffed up A W Thompson's jacket!!
• A W Thompson stole some cheese & wine!!...... & that was only for starters!!
• Wozza was caught stealing cheese from Tesco..... He should of done it more Caerphilly!!
• Wozza was caught stealing milk, yeast & flour from Tesco..... He's run out of dough!!
• When asked how he felt about stealing cheese Wozza admitted..... It wasn't very mature!!
• There is no such thing as a free lunch.... Unless your using the Worrall Thompson recipe book!!

News is in that people who Diet, end up Gaining MORE weight, in the long term, according to major new research! A study involving 4,000 twins, reported that those that dieted once in their lives, were 80% more likely to be overweight at 25, than those that never dieted! Those who dieted two or more times, were twice as likely to be overweight! Finnish researchers said "The body switches to over eating mode, once the diet is over, to replenish energy stores, some suffering uncontrolled appetites, overeating & food binging when strict diets ended!!".... Interesting!!

Five, VILE, Muslims, went on trial yesterday, accused of hate crime. By handing out REPULSIVE leaflets, calling for gays to be executed. They handed them out, outside a mosque & posted them in letterboxes, before a 'Gay Pride' parade. I'd shove it where the sun doesn't shine, if they tried to give one to me, vile pigs!! One depicted a pic of a hanged mannequin, it said a death sentence had "already been passed on to every homosexual" & the only issue is whether they should be hanged, burnt. or stoned (SCUM!) Another repulsive publication was entitled 'Turn Or Burn' & featured a burning lake, as an image of hell (That's where those sick, evil, twisted, homophobic, bastards are going!!) A 3rd told gays 'God Abhors You' scum!! Razwan Javed 28, Kabir Ahmed 28, Ihjaz Ali 42, Umer Javed 38 & Mehboob Hussain 44 all from Derby, deny the charges (Of course!!)

I got off the train at Kings Cross & travelled to my follow up interview, for a boutique manager in Islington. They seemed very pleased with me and I think I may be in with a chance. Afterwards I popped to my friend Ange's boutique to see her but she wasn't in today, as she was out buying stock! So I chatted to George for a bit, there was a pair of thick, warm, winter leggings, in chocolate brown, in the sale, in Ange's shop going very, very cheap, so I bought a pair, as it's getting very cold & to help Ange with some sales. I popped to Boots & got a Shapers Moroccan feta salad, some Shapers crisps & a Diet Coke for lunch. Then I had another look round Chapel Street Market, before popping back in the shop, to talk to George, while I thawed out a bit. 


Then I headed off back to Kings Cross, as I was off to meet Bob, in Elstree, to go to Celebrity Big Brothers 1st Eviction 'Bit On The Side' show. I had to wait until 7pm to use my 'Off Peak' ticket, so I bought a cappuccino in Costa Coffee & made it last, while flicking through the paper some more, to kill time. On the train I had my dinner, that I'd also bought earlier, in Boots. A Shapers, salmon salad, with Shapers, salt & vinegar chipsticks & a Shapers, diet, ginger beer.

I got to Elstree & walked from the station to Elstree Studio's & met Bob, in the Elstree Studio's bar, opposite the 'Bit On The Side' green-room, bar. Poor Bob, was a bit croaky, with a sore throat, bless him. He was sat with a nice chap called James, who makes adverts at Elstree & we had a good old chat. I had a cider & a vodka & tonic, before we headed over to the green-room. My lovely ex 'Hollyoaks' buddy, Simon Cole, text & we had a laugh, then Ricky who I was on 'OMG' & 'Benidorm' trailer with text me but, when I tried to reply I was out of credit, so couldn't reply!! We went over to the green-room & said hello to some of the other regulars there. I wondered if  Paul Wilder would be in today? As I don't think he & Bob have seen each other for a while? We filled in our consent forms, and had a complimentary wine or two, which made Bob sounded a bit less croaky after. We watched 'Celebrity Big Brother's' Eviction show, in the green-room, it was Andrew Stone V Georgia (The mind numbingly boring, Nuts, Model) 

CBB's Georgia Salpa, 2 Boobs, 0 Personality!

As it was a vote to SAVE, we thought surly, boring, Georgia Salpa, would go as, as  fame hungry & attention seeking as Andrew is, his behaviour & the response by the others to his behaviour is amusing! Where as the sheer lack of personality & boredom, of Georgia, is dull, dull, dull, even Kirks cringeworthy, moronic, clueless attempts to chat her up are 50% boring, 50% an embarrassment, to watch! Only Nuts readers, or maybe the Irish, know who the dullard model is! So surely she cant get many votes to save? Also most voters are women & I can't see them saving her! So unless the whole of Ireland block vote, just because she is Irish (Which is probably why that Boring Pikey, Paddy Doherty, won!) Andrew must be safe! Unless the public have gone mad!!? 


The public HAVE gone mad!! & Andrew lost, to the big titted bore!! WTF??? Wow the Irish must of voted for one of their own in droves, along with blokes, who rate big tits, over personality, in importance! YAWN!! I was not happy!! I know Andrew is somewhat fame hungry & desperate, but Andrew brought 1,000 times more entertainment to the show, than Miss Yawnfest ever has, or ever will, even if she lasted to the end, which if she did, would be a travesty! So Andrew exited still dressed as The Beast!! While in the green-room, before going onto the 'Big Brothers Bit On the Side' studio. Two girls, who obviously failed to get into the eviction crowd, tried to blag their way into 'Big Brothers bit On The Side' instead! One of them must of seen some of the names on the crews clip board & tried pretending to be me!! So Funny!...


The Big Brother Crew, know me well & said "I don't think so, we know June, she is sat inside with a glass of wine ..... bye bye!!" LMFAO!!!! An Ex text me at 10pm, as we went into the studio, but I had no credit & had to turn off my phone anyway. Bob & I sat to the left of the audience area at the front! When it came to the discussion of 'What difference will Andrew's leaving have on the house?' I said how it will have no effect on the house, as they will be glad to have got rid of an irritant!! But it will make a big difference, for the viewers, as it was the other house-mate's negative responses to Andrew, which made gripping viewing & not Georgia's boring knock backs of Kirks cringeworthy, naff, flirting! Co host, Holly Molly's Jamie East, agreed with me!! You Can See This Show By Clicking  HERE, Up To July 2012   After the show ended, I walked to the station & Bob drove back to London, his voice croaky again, poor love! I got in around 12.30am, feeling peckish. So I had a packet of crisps, then I had a wash & crashed for the night, as I have an audition tomorrow! (Calories consumed 1,576 not bad, considering the booze!!)


Thursday 12th January, I woke at 8am & had a shower & hair wash, then dried it in a shaggy style (As my audition is for a rough council estate mum!) I wore my new brown leggings, my white, long sleeved, Petite Bateau top, under my brown, beige & black tiger jumper, long, stripy, brown & cream socks over the leggings tucked into my damaged, black, Ugg look boots. I did a light make-up & had a breakfast of, 3 Rivita crispbread's with cheese & a coffee & donning my black magic scarf, black gloves, grey, faux fur, deerstalker, plus my black bomber jacket, I went for my hour power walk. It was bitter cold out!! Brrrrrr!! My friend Simon text me to say he was glad I got to speak on 'CBBBOTS' last night, on the way home I got a paper & topped up my phone credit. 


I got back in & warmed up with a Mushroom Cup-a-Soup & an apple & then pulled on my long black coat & faux fur deerstalker & set off to the station, at 11.45am, very early for my 2pm audition, but thought better early than late & I could get into character, as I waited. I got to the station & bought my train ticket, my train was due in 2 mins great!! Then it suddenly went to Cancelled WTF?? Then I hear all trains going to & coming via Luton, are either being delayed or cancelled, due to someone jumping in front of a train!!!

Luton Station, If You Lived Here, You'd Probably Jump Too!!

FFS!!! Somebody is dead & that's awful, but how selfish a way to do it!! Not only for delaying peoples travel, but also for those poor, emergency services people, that will have to scrape up their remains from the track (Yuck!!) I couldn't get on the next train, as it was a fast one to Kings Cross & I have to get off at West Hampstead!! And I can't get on the fast train into Kings Cross & then get the tube to West Hampstead, as I only got a cheaper ticket to Zone 2, not a travel card that includes Zone 1. I then hear via the tannoy, that my 2nd slow, stopping train, is cancelled & the next one delayed, FFS! Brilliant!!!.... The next two fast one's were still on time!! You'd think with two cancelled & a delayed slow one, they'd of made, one of the fast ones, into a stopping train!! Or at least one stopping at West Hampstead & Kentish Town, where there are tube links!! BUT NO!! It was now getting worryingly close to 2pm!! So I text my contact at the audition & let them know the situation & of the possibility I might be late!!


Eventually, the late stopping train arrived, and I got on & found myself a seat thankfully, after standing for ages in the cold! Once, eventually on the train, I read the paper. On the front page, was the unsurprising 'Games In Terror Threat' A suspected al-Qaeda chief, has been banned from flying to the UK, amid fears of a terrorist threat to the Olympics (Well banned until the EU step in & prevent it, due to the Terrorists human rights to maim, murder & exterminate the British!) Sami Mohamed Ali-al-Fadli 20, is thought likely to launch an attack in the UK, or on a plane! It's obvious that while the worlds eyes are focussed on the UK for the Olympic's, its a perfect stage, for the sick terrorists abominations!

A teenager Dyson Allen, has been arrested on suspicion of murder, over the 4 of 9 children, that died in a house fire, during their Mum Michelle Smith's birthday party. He was arrested, after he'd wrote a tribute to them on Facebook. He was a friend of 19yr Reece, who died trying to save his little brother & twin sisters. Police say the fire which started in a bedroom wardrobe, was started deliberately! The batteries from the smoke alarms, had been removed!

Murder Suspect, Dyson Allen 

A 37 policeman, found his parents battered to death, in their home yesterday. The body of Avtar Singh Kolar 62 & wife Carole 58 was found in an upstairs room, of their home in Birmingham, by their son, after he'd let himself in, with his own key. The horrified officer called in on them, after they never answered calls, from their family. He dialled the forces emergency line to report the murders. The couple, had suffered a "Sustained" attack, possibly after disturbing burglars. But they are not ruling out, that the killings could be a revenge attack, linked to their sons work! 60 police are working on the case!! The murdered couple, who had been married 40yrs, last spoke to a daughter, about babysitting, on Tuesday evening.

Murder Victims, Avtar Singh Kolar & Carole Kolar

More murder madness, a 47yr woman stabbed her 44yr cousin to death, in a drunken row, over ownership of a meat pie! WTF??? After the cousin made a meal, from the tinned 'Fray Bentos' pie the killer had bought! Cindy Wunungmurra was jailed for 7yrs, after admitting manslaughter, at the house they shared, in Northern Australia.

Fray Bentos Pies!.... Worth Killing For?

More 'Take Me Out' Scandal comes in the form of the gold digging, contestant, Wen Jing Mo 28. Who was chosen by £50 a hour Escort Aaron Withers. Last night, Wen admitted, that she was, a £200 a hour, hooker, ha ha ha!! (Got a New Catchphrase, for you Paddy "Let the Hooker, see the Escort!!") No wonder he chose her, they were obviously, an excellent match!! Their Cyprus holiday date, on the Isle of Fernando, has been axed from this Saturdays show!

 Wen Above & Wen & Aaron Below

It is feared devil worshippers murdered & mutilated beautiful 2yr horse Eric in Cornwall. As his death coincided with the day of satanic animal sacrifice, St Winebald Day, during a full moon! (Evil, Twisted, Weirdo's!!) It seems that he was Tasered, before being cruelly attacked & mutilated. Poor, beautiful, Stallion, Eric was buried, on Dawn Jewell's farm yesterday. The Sun has offered a £2,000 reward to help catch Eric's evil killers!! I hope it gets results!!

A jobless graduate, launched legal action yesterday, against the government, for "Forcing" her to stack shelves on Poundland. Cait Reilly 22, who left Birmingham University in July 2010, was told to do two weeks, unpaid work, at the store, or lose her £52 a week, Jobseekers allowance. The scheme is to find jobs, for the long term unemployed. But Cait's lawyer, Jim Duffy, claimed the former student, was made to carry out "Forced Labour" Which breached her 'Human Rights' (There we go, more abuse of that F**king awful Bill!!) He added "This government has created a complex array of schemes that allow Job centres to force people into futile unpaid labour for weeks or up to 6 months at a time!"

West Hampstead Station

I got off my train at West Hampstead at 1.48pm, I had 12mins to make it to my audition, which I thankfully did in 10mins! I got in, took off my coat, took my number & sat outside waiting to be called, with the others. Going over my lines in my head, which were not many (Nor hard, luckily!) I hoped that, my rushed efforts to get there & stressful journey, had added to my skanky, council estate look & I messed my hair up a bit more anyway. I went in soon after my arrival did my bit & recalled my lines seamlessly, and they seemed pleased & I was out pretty soon after. 


Now it's a wait to see if I make the cut out of loads who are also auditioning for the part! I'd had a text from Max when I came out & said to meet him & a group of others in the Westbury Pub in Kilburn, for a drink, plus to see a short magic show at 2.30 - 2.45pm. Which was only one tube stop away & still in Zone 2, so off I set, to Kilburn, on the Jubilee line. Then caught a bus to Kilburn High Road. The Westbury was right by the bus stop, I got in saw Max & got a Vodka & Diet Coke, then sat down with a group of mutual friends & had a good old chat. Then a film crew came walking in through the saloon doors & this very short guy & a very tall woman, came in, looking quite odd together!!


They came into the middle of the snug bar, that we were sat in & he chose the girl sat next to me, to come up & then did a well known trick, using force against your arm. Which wasn't that impressive, then he called up 4 other people (Including Max) he lifted her up & got two people to hold her leg end & two her head end, then he was telling her to imagine she felt really light. Then he told the people nearest him, who were holding her legs & upper body, to walk away. So there was just him holding her middle, one person holding her head & Max holding her feet. 


Then the little magician lifted up his hands & she was lying there as stiff as a board, with just her feet & head held!! We thought that was it..... But NO!!!! Then he got Max & the other guy holding her head to let go! They did & she just lay there floating/levitating, It was right in front of us, but I couldn't see how it was done!? There was nothing for her to be laying on, I was right up close & looked for fine chords to hang from, and checked his slightly open jacket to see if a platform could be pulled out from his belt area? But I could see nothing! Very cleaver trick, you couldn't see how it was done, as close as we were. I asked Max, who the magician was? He said he was one of the magicians of the BBC1 show 'The Magicians' but he didn't know what his name was.

The Magician I Saw 4th From Left (2nd From Right!)

I headed back at 3.40pm, as if I didn't catch a 'Off Peak' train by 4.30pm, I'd not be able to get on a train until 7pm when 'Peak Time' is over again! I got the tube, to West Hampstead tube station & then walked to the West Hampstead train station, and got the slow train back (Thankfully they were now running OK again!!) I got home around 5.20pm & watched CSI & had a mushroom Cup-a-Soup & 3 Rivita, plus a banana, as I was peckish. I did some chores round the house, then at 7pm, peckish again, I had a leek & potato Cup-a-Soup & 3 Rivita's & a banana. Then I was off out, round my friend Jennies, to watch TV, while her husband played darts. Watched 'Corrie' & 'Celebrity Big Brother' followed by 'Big Brothers Bit On The Side' My Ex text again & we had a brief chat via text!

Amy Childs

Then 'It's All About Amy' I cracked up laughing, when I saw one shot of her parent's house, where she lives with them, in Essex. As Amy Childs parents, windows, are leaded & there is Pampas Grass, in the front garden, by the entrance! That is a swingers sign, to let other swingers in the area know, that fellow singers are living there!! Lead windows with no pampas grass means NOTHING!! Pampas grass & no lead windows means NOTHING!! lead windows with pampas grass, in the back garden, means NOTHING!! But the front garden pampas grass & leaded windows means SWINGERS!! So the question is... Are Amy Child's parents Swinger's?? Or did they buy their home already like that, from previous Swinger occupants & have no idea??? Either way it's rather amusing!! Edgar came back around midnight & I went back home. Peckish I had 2 slices of toast with cheese triangles on & an apple & some Diet Coke & went to bed. (Calories consumed 1,472 Good!!)


Friday 13th January, I woke at 8am & jumped in the shower, I washed & dried my hair straight, not shaggy like yesterday! I had a full English, veggie breakfast (Veggie sausages & Fakeon!!) yum yum & a cappuccino, to heat me up before my 1hr power walk in the cold! I dressed the same as yesterday except I had my black skinny-rib, polo-neck jumper, under my tiger jumper! I bought a Sun newspaper & Diet Coke as usual, on route home. I got home & I read the paper, while drinking a Diet Coke & munching on an apple. Student's at Cambridge University, are fuming about a TOWIE style reality show 'Best In Cambridge' BIC..... Which is being set, in the historic city of Cambridge! It will follow elite pupils at Cambridge University & the party scene in the city. But they are afraid they will be cast as 'Wild Undergraduates' & bring the University into disrepute!! (Well they can't..... unless they behave that way!!) Meanwhile a Oxford Don, Dr Devinder Sivia, has been held, over a fellow prof's murder, after Professor Steven Rawlings, died after a suspected academic row!


More 'Take Me Out' scandal contestant Lucy Harrold, strips for leering men on a sex webcam. Charging £3.90 a min for private interactive sessions, on downmarket websites. She said as a glamour model the ITV show begged her to go on, but ITV insiders said they knew about her glamour modelling, but NOTHING of her seedy, interactive, stripping webcam antics!

Take Me Out - Lucy Harrold 

US military chiefs, vowed last night, to track down the 4 Marines, that were shown in a video urinating on the body's, of dead Taliban, in Afghanistan. One is heard joking "Giving the Taliban a shower!!" another say's "Have a nice day, buddy" Last night 2 were said to be identified. Not exactly pleasant, but god only knows, what the Taliban do, to their beheaded victims after etc... Is it respectful? No!  But will I lose any sleep over that scum being desecrated? No!  Do I think they should be punished? No!  War is a nasty business, not a gentile act, and after seeing their fellow friends & comrades butchered, by the twisted regime, that is the Taliban, who can blame these men, for their contempt for their dead ENEMY'S!!?


A Jamaican pensioner Nelton Thomas, lay dead in his flat, for up to a year, until his skeleton was found by the gasman. The official entered the building to cut off the gas, over an unpaid gas bill. The stench was said to be disgusting as the heating had been left on. How Awful. I did some household chores & did some job searches & applied for a bunch, watched 'Loose Women' & 'The News' then at 3pm I had a text from one of my agents, checking if I was free on Jan 17th to play a politicians wife, on a BBC Drama? I excitedly text back I was & then pencilled it in my diary & hoped I would be chosen, by the client for the role, especially as it's for a show I like! I had a leek & potato Cup-a-Soup with 3 Rivita's, for a late-ish lunch with a banana & Diet Coke to follow! I did a lot of audition searches & applied for a bunch & then chatted for a bit on Twitter & Facebook. A 'FOUND' poster put up by an idiot, made me laugh today (Below!)

At 5.30pm I watched 'CSI' on Channel 5, I love this show, but can't wait for 'Home & Away', to be back on! I watched 'Come Dine With Me' at 7.35pm, followed by 'New Girl' wasn't that good today! The lead actress remind's me a bit of Katy Perry to look at. Then I watched 'Celebrity Big Brother' for the live eviction. It was Nicola McLean V Natasha Giggs.  As 'Uba Bore' & 'Survivor' of the Wednesday eviction, Georgia got to choose which 2 house-mates, to put up, when she was saved Wednesday. Natasha went! Natalie with her new bob haircut, remind's me of my sister, but I doubt Julie will be flattered by this, despite her liking Natalie & my sister being a fare bit older! 


The Turkish twins that I was on 'OMG' with messaged me & said they saw me on 'CBBBOTS' Wednesday & that I looked lovely! Which was sweet, I watched 'Celebrity Wedding Planner' This week, it was Kerry Katona. I hated the dress she designed for the bride, with a ratty, tatty, bit of blue fabric at the back!! Peckish I had another leek & potato Cup-a-Soup & 2 crispbread's with honey & banana on. My Ex chatted to me a bit more via text, and I teased him a bit. Then I watched 'Celebrity Big Brothers Bit On The Side' (CBBBOTS) followed by 'Cheaters' on Really TV (Freeview 20) Then I went to bed at 1am with a 'Collagen Shot' made with 100ml water (Still too watery for my tastes) I like it best, in fruit juice!! (If you want to try the product yourself go to http://t.co/uJ1OS7q and if you quote promotion code EB1 you will get free P&P which saves you £2.50) IF YOU LIVE IN THE UK (Calories consumed 1,367 very good!!)


Saturday 14th January, I woke 9am, I'd had a odd dream, where an Ex was working as a dentist, which is most odd as it is nothing like his real job, must be down to the conversation Jennie had with me Thursday night, about her recent dentist experience. Funnily enough he text me a hour later at 10am! I just chilled listening to my Paul McKenna 'I Can Make You Thin' CD. Then got up & had a wash, dressed in my chocolate leggings & Tiger jumper. I got on the scales, ooh another half a pound lost since Thursday! I popped to the local off licence & got a Sun newspaper, some apples, banana's & two Diet Cokes! Nicky text to see if I could baby sit tonight, but I was aching in my back, neck & knees & wasn't up for travelling to London Colney tonight & I had lots of things to do at home anyway! 


I had a banana, apple & a coffee for breakfast, then I read the paper, the front page was Ryan Gigs brother (Who seems to have finally piped up now his cheating wife is out of the CBB house) with the headline 'My Brother Ryan's a Worm' No Shit! Now tell us something new!! YAWN!!


The Polish scum Marcin Kasprzak (Below) who tried to murder his Polish partner Michelina Lewandowska, by burying her alive in a cardboard box, was jailed for 20yrs yesterday (Good & lets hope he has to serve all of it!!) & hopefully gets a good battering while inside!!

A teenage transsexual, has become the 1st, sex swap patient to enter the 'Miss England Beauty Pageant'. Jackie Green, Nee Jack Green (Below) has became the UK's youngest transsexual, after an Op in Thailand, on her 16th birthday. the 18yr old was approached & asked to enter by a modelling scout, who had no idea she was transgender, she is in the 'Miss fresh Photographic' round, where public votes decide if she makes the semi finals.

 Transgender, Miss England Beauty Pageant Queen, 
Jackie Green 

I Watched 'Playing It Straight' I love that show & then I did some laundry & household chores & had a snack of some chilli Doritos & a Diet Coke. Then I listed some items for sale on eBay. After that I did a load of job searches & applied for 23, then went on all the audition sites, and applied for 11 of those!! I had an orange juice, took out the rubbish & watered the plants, then my Sister-in-law Karen called, out of the blue, for a chat & gave me the run down on what everyone bought for Christmas, from my vouchers I got them. She said the kids said I must have a job, due to the amount spent!! Which made me laugh as I spend that full amount on Bills family each Xmas (Some years, much more than that!!) I guess it must look more in voucher form?? I had a leek & potato Cup-a-Soup with 3 crispbread's, plus a banana, washed down with a Diet Coke for my lunch. I did some hoovering & ironed, some dry laundry, then put it away. I went on Facebook & laughed at the 'Satisfaction The Granny Remake' for Equal-Payday, YouTube video (Below) Brilliant!! Those old lady's are great sports!! A great take off of the original 'Satisfaction' video (Below bottom)

I watched the news at 6pm, then the NEW 'You've Been Framed' & took a load of pain killers, as the pain from my neck, back, arm & knee, was making me miserable & grumpy, as well as very, very, uncomfortable!!... I watched 'Harry Hills TV Burp' Then I had a golden vegetable Cup-a-Soup, with 3 crispbread's, followed by a banana & a orange juice. Then I watched 'Take Me Out'  No men were my type on there, it was definitely a case of "No likey, No lighty!!"  tonight. I got a text from my friend Jennie, at 8pm saying "Just Saw You On The Magicians!!" OMG!! that must of been from in the pub Thursday, when I was looking skanky council estate & I missed it!! Wow that was quick on the TV, just three days later!! Then I watched 'Celebrity Big Brother'  I'm really Loving Michael, the Twins & Natalie, but Kirk, Frankie & Denise are making me cringe!! As for Georgia, she might as well not be there, for the impact she makes (Or rather doesn't make!!) Surely she must go next!!? 


I took another load of pain killers, as I felt rough, then I watched 'The Jonathan Ross Show' on ITV. Suddenly my friend Julia Called me, in tears!! Apparently Avril the 'CBBBOTS' weekend, presenter, made a bad taste joke, about Nicola McLean's, hacking, cough, sounding like, an Asbestos workers & Julia's dad died, due to having, Asbestos on his lungs, so it got to her. I didn't see it, as I don't really watch the weekend shows, as its more about quiz questions, about the show so far! So I chatted to her for about 30 to 60mins until she felt better again. Then I watched 'Cheaters' & then peckish I had a mushroom Cup-a-Soup & some honey & banana on crispbread's, then did some blogging I had a coffee & an apple & then got ready for bed & made up a 'Collagen Shot' made with Orange juice (If you want to try the product yourself go to http://t.co/uJ1OS7q and if you quote promotion code EB1 you will get free P&P which saves you £2.50) IF YOU LIVE IN THE UK I went to bed & noticed Julia had left a message on my Facebook wall, thanking me for being such a good friend, which was sweet!! (Calories Consumed 1,385 Good!)


Sunday 15th January, I woke at 10am & got on the scales I have lost 1 & 3/4lb, so that's a total of 2.5lb in two weeks!! Slow but steady does it! I had a banana & a coffee for breakfast & listened to my Paul McKenna 'I Can Make You Thin' CD, after downing a load of pain killers, as my neck is really getting unbearable!! I could cry from the pain sometimes! I did a load of blogging, lounging around, in my pink, pyjamas (As I'm not going out today, as I don't really buy a Sunday paper, now that the NOTW is gone!) Since taking the 'Collagen Shots' the smaller of the 2 lines/creases on my forehead, above my right eye, has gone!! But I now have some tiny white-heads, either side of my mouth!! I'm not sure if that is a post menopausal thing, that's starting up? Or if it has something to do, with the 'Collagen Shots' ?? Hmmmm guess only time will tell! (If you want to try the 'Collagen Shots' product yourself go to http://t.co/uJ1OS7q and if you quote promotion code EB1 you will get free P&P which saves you £2.50) IF YOU LIVE IN THE UK I had a vegetable Cup-a-Soup (Yes I'm eating a lot of them, they are cheap, low in calories & I'm trying to shrink my stomach, so it gets use to eating smaller meals!) I had the Cup-a-Soup with 3 Rivita & an apple to follow.

Rivita's 

I watched 'Columbo' as I continued Blogging, then 'Vera' I changed the bed & did some more laundry! Then I had 3 crispbread's with 2 boiled eggs, with a Diet Coke, I watched the news. I put another wash in the machine & did the washing up, then watched 'Dancing On Ice' while writing my blog on it. Then I turned over to watch the brilliant 'The Hotel'  before watching the results show of 'Dancing On Ice' 


Peckish again, I had some Miso Soup, then 4 Rivita's with some mashed banana & cinnamon, all washed down with a coffee. Then it was 'Celebrity Big Brother' If Kirk Norcross thought leaving TOWIE & going on Big Brother, was going to raise his profile & get the cash rolling in, he is sorely mistaken!! It only highlights how dumb, ignorant & unlikable he is! The only TV offers he will have coming in, will be from something like 'Tool Academy' & only then if they were, scraping the bottom of the barrel!! 

Kirk 'Dunce' Norcross

I have heard from a few very reliable sources, that before TOWIE landed in Kirk's lap, that Kirks dad, was asking all and sundry, to employ, his bone idle, clueless son. Even telling them, that he'd pay his wages, out of his own pocket, if they could take him on as an apprentice & actually teach him a trade!! Thick as 10 planks & arrogant Kirk Norcross & sweet, but uba dumb, Amy Childs, are proof that a private education, is SOMETIMES, a waste of money!! I watched the film 'Not Another Teen Movie' then I had an apple & 'Collagen Shot' in orange juice (If you want to try the product yourself go to http://t.co/uJ1OS7q and if you quote promotion code EB1 you will get free P&P which saves you £2.50) IF YOU LIVE IN THE UK before going to bed (Calories Consumed 1,212) 

This Morning, From Sunshine To Snowflakes!!

Monday 3rd October, I woke at 6.30am, If I dreamt I don't recall it. Today is my 2nd day waking up pain free (Luxury) It's another beautiful sunny day, that feels like summer not autumn (I could get used to an Indian summer) I had a wash, washed my hair, dried it & twisted it into a topknot with a hair clip. I made myself a bowl of porridge & a coffee for breakfast. I moisturised my face & applied lip salve & mascara. I slipped on a black vest top, black jogging bottoms, B&W TrimSoles & a white hooded velour jogging top & headed out to the park super early, to have it to myself (No need to scare the public, by my make-up free fissog!!) I did 2.5hrs of power walking with 2lb weights on ankles, and worked up a sweat! 

I got home, and parceled up the four eBay items, that I sold today. I will post them later, after my Job Centre appointment. Next Monday is my BFF (Best Friend Forever) Candie's, Birthday, I wonder if she is planning to do something? I did some ironing while watching 'This Morning' Then sorted out more stuff to eBay, ready for the next time it's a free listing weekend! I found some old Lotto, Euromillions tickets & I checked the numbers online (No Win's SOB!!) So I won't be buying my mansion this week then! lol....

I haven't heard back from Alley the journalist, so I take it I won't be needing to make time & get ready for a photo shoot at mine today?! I don't know whether she is still negotiating the cougar story, with a magazine, or if it's a no go? She is not brilliant at getting back to you & letting you know whats happening (Like most journo's) So I guess only time will tell (Or wont tell)  My other orchid has begun to bloom for the 1st time in years & has some lovely deep pink flowers. 

The ITV Company, with the popular TV show, who said that they wanted me to come in & see them, emailed & phoned me again today. They want me to come into their TalkBack offices in Central London on Thursday. The time is as yet to be confirmed. I watched the news they said the HEATWAVE will tail off midweek & we could have SNOW by the weekend!!! WTF?? Our climate is truly screwed!!... Then even more shock news Amanda Knox has been free'd!! Was the Italian Judge mad, bribed or blackmailed?? I just cannot believe my eyes!!!!...

Amanda Knox, Innocent?.... I Really Don't Think So!!

For elevensies I had a mug of cup-a-soup & some chilli crisps, since yesterday I have been having a sensation similar to indigestion, which is odd on two count's! The 1st being I haven't had indigestion or heartburn since I became a vegetarian aged 15yrs (32yrs ago) The 2nd being I had my Gallbladder removed almost 3yrs ago, so I can't produce the bile, which causes indigestion & heartburn!! 


Also strangely, I seem to have Terracotta coloured poo!! Most odd!! The later may be caused by the amount of tomato, cayenne pepper & chilli in my diet at the moment? Maybe the former is too, or maybe it's my body's response to the local anesthetic & steroids from my Epidural Op? Who knows? 

I popped to the shop & got a Sun newspaper, then I had a Diet Coke, while I settled down & read the paper. The news headline is how Gary Barlow & Robbie Williams, think kids of 16yrs, like Luke Lucas shouldn't be allowed on Xfactor, after his melt down, at the judges houses auditions. After he performed badly, at his audition there. I'm not so sure they are right, some 16yr old's are more mature than others, look at that very young, blonde, little girl, who came 2nd on 'America's Got Talent' Jackie Evencho (below) She was more mature than Luke & yet she was, at least, around half his age.

Jordan, AKA Katie Price, has dumped her Argentinian, hottie, boyfriend, Leandro. The paper are saying that the reason is, because he couldn't keep up with her high sex drive (But I think that's media fed, hyped excuse, to keep up her sexy image) It wasn't long ago that Peter Andre was bemoaning, after they'd split, that he found it frustrating to have a hot, sexy, looking wife, when she wasn't like that at all in the bedroom & how she would rather go to sleep, than have sex! So I suspect whatever the reason was, it was not that her sexual needs, were not being met!

Katie & Leandro 

Prisoners have killed & disemboweled a paedophile in Frankland Prison, Durham. Not a nice way to go, but I for one, wont be shedding a single tear, or losing any sleep over him! The 23yr pervert, Mitchell Harrison, was also stabbed in the eye & had his throat slit! When he was killed by two Lags! The paedophile was found dead in his cell, on Saturday morning, with a home made knife rammed into his stomach! He was killed after inmates had allegedly, rumbled a plot he had to glass a guard. The attackers claimed they acted out of loyalty to decent *screws (*Officers) at the jail. 

Three suspects were arrested, one is double killer Nathan Mann (Any relation Ian? lol) who killed two patients in a nursing home, during a burglary.  Mitchell had multiple injury's, he was jailed in 2008 for raping a 13yr girl in Kendal, Cumbria, he'd lured her to his flat with the promise of booze & cigarettes. He raped her twice before she fled naked. At 13yrs he indecently assaulted a 7yr girl & at 15yrs he raped a 15yr classmate (Lovely chap!!)

The traditional British Cuppa (Above) could become a thing of the past, as young people shun tea. (Also we have become flooded with immigrants, who apart Indians, tend to be coffee not tea drinkers!!) Only 4% of the nations tea drinkers are under 25, while more than 50% are 45 or over (I'm not one of them, don't like tea, I never have, I only force down, vile green tea, for health reasons!) Most young people would rather drink bottled water, or go for a coffee with pals.

WTF Thousands of pounds of our taxpayers cash is being spent on training FOREIGN athletes for the 2012 Olympics (Which by the way I have no interest in!!) The Foreign Office is handing out £15,000 to South American hopefuls at the London Games.. WHY? The GIFT was said it was part Britain's 'Olympic Legacy' (What, the legacy of being doormats?) The cash will train 23 Bolivians in Sorejapa, on the banks of Lake Titicaca (It's definitely Tits up & a load of Caca!!)  So we are now we are actually paying, to train our soddin competition!? They will compete in Judo, Taekwondo, Wrestling, Swimming, Athletics, Cycling, Horse Ridding, Rowing & Canoeing!!.. Another £2,800 will be spent to send a coach for the blind paralympic athletes in Barbados (You couldn't make it up!!)

I was about to edit a half done blog when I spotted that my hater GLPGoddess had commentated on my 'Rain Pain Go Away!!....... Don't come Back another Day!!' Blog which I'd posted early this morning. Which made me laugh, she must have been laying in wait, to swoop, when I next posted a blog, to comment on it so soon aftr I'd posted it! My BFF Candie laughed & text, that GLP is losing her touch!! My actor pal Jamie laughed & said "She obviously needs to find a way to occupy all the free time she has on her hands! When someone gives your blog that level of attention, you know your important to them!" GLP will be seething at that!... My friend Ricky said "It's a win win, you clearly annoy the shit out of this person without trying, plus you get the pleasure of knowing you wind her up! She's miserable, your not - enjoy the power over her!!" (Oh to see her face when she reads that!) Candie said the main reason she checks my blogs is to see GLP's horrid comments adding "They're a bit rubbish now.... she's not putting in the effort!!" Which made me crack up

I had 4 fish fingers & some baked beans for lunch, then went to the job centre for my interview. Posting a few letters on the way. I came home & watched 'The Real Housewives Of New York'  Bethanny Frankel is with child & the rest of them are acting like children! I did a coloured laundry wash, wrote the addresses on the eBay parcels of the Items that have sold. Then I watched 'Come Dine With Me' followed by 'Home & Away' 

I made a Stir fry, with black bean sauce! Washed down with a Diet Coke. Then fixed my make-up and went round Jennies to keep the girls company, for the night, while Edgar went to darts. Watched the TV 'Extreme Makeover' & 'Steps Reunion' with a coffee & also a Galaxy bar. Then it was time for the NEW series of the fantastic 'Hotel Inspector' on Ch5. I loved the Black (or Navy) & White wrap dress, with a large floral print, Alex Polizzi wore when she arrived at the Dorset Hotel. Then I had a de ja vou moment, it was like the dress in my dream a day or two ago!! How odd!!...

Then I watched 'Big Brother' I love Aaron, but he needs to man up!! Big Time!! He is the 1st man that both Candie & I fancy, we normally have totally different, tastes except for Piers Brosnan (But anyone who doesn't fancy him, must be blind or have No Taste!) But Aaron needs to MAN UP!! ... the crying over the "Once you've had black"...... film quote, not impressive!!... But I have to say, in his Hill Billy wig & the drawn on, Porn Star mustache, he actually looked hot!! As he did his fast food task, when he really shouldn't have!! 

Big Brothers Aaron

Then we watched 'Made In Chelsea' Francis Boulle was as amusing as always, Caggey as beautiful as always, but Hugo still reminds me of a tall, thin, posh, Dean Gaffney! I'm still trying to work out where I know Spencer from? & Gabriella Ellis (Below) is still as mad as a box of frogs, with a really ugly, fake looking smile! Very unfortunate! Jennie had never seen it before and found it most amusing, Edgar came home very happy, as his darts team thrashed a supposedly much better one, with their own team shirts etc! Walked home around 11.45pm had a Diet Coke & went to bed. (Calories consumed 1,419)

Please Don't Smile!! Gabriella Ellis

Tuesday 4th October, I woke at 7.30am, I know I dreamt but it was all a haze on waking, like I was half awake & half asleep, while dreaming. I had a wash & dressed the same as yesterday, tied my hair back, then headed out into a grayer day, than of late. And set off for my 2hr power walk at 8.15am, I was on my way home around 10.20am, when the ITV show called me, for a bit more of a chit chat! to find out some more details about me. I got in had an apple & coffee for breakfast. Then quickly popped out to the shop For a paper & a Diet Coke & quickly got back in the warm.

I read the paper, the headline was OF COURSE, about the Shocking news, that Amanda Knox (Above) has been cleared of the murder of Meredith Kercher! I'm sure her parent's are delighted & many from her home town of Seattle, in the USA. But most of Europe (Myself included) Are very, very sure that, she's guilty as hell, and has got off due to a bad, Italian, policing, technicality. I feel sorry for Meredith's poor parents. 

Meredith's father John, said he couldn't believe the judges decision. Adding "It's ludicrous!! How can they ignore all the OTHER evidence? The result is crazy!" I wouldn't be at all surprised, if Knox's wealthy parent's, slipped the judge a backhander! Corruption is pretty rife in the Italian police force/judicial system! Just look how conveniently Versace's "Supposed" Assassin was found, and how he had conveniently killed himself, before the Italian police got to him! No way was it him, he was a disposable scapegoat, used as smoke & mirrors, conveniently dead & unable to talk, a mere pawn & not the culprit, just like Lee Harvey Oswald was over John Kennedy!!

The brilliant Theresa May, has vowed to end Britain's human rights farce!! (About bloody time!!) She also pledges to close the loophole allowing foreign criminals to stay here, due to their human rights!)

21yr Tattooed, Goth/Vampire, Jade Richards (Above) Who was dropped from The Xfactor's, Girls category. Will not be back, to audition for a 3rd time! Shame that she's a quitter at just 21yrs!! The amount of jobs you get turned down for in interviews is often very many, before your offered a job. Models & Actors get knock back, after knock back, at auditions, as do musicians. If they all gave up after two goes, they'd get nowhere. In life you get a lot of doors shut in your face, you have to just keep knocking until eventually someone lets you in! Get your act together Jade, keep practicing to get even better, lose some weight, to look a more sellable package & swallow your pride one more time!! She had a good voice, but she wasn't exceptional, it's just because like SuBo (Susan Boyle) she looked like she'd be bad (An overweight, tattooed, goth) that people find her singing amazing, not because it actually is!! Meanwhile 16yr reject Luke (Below) will re apply.

There were some awful pictures of a pumped up Jodie Marsh, after she has taken up body building, saying it's the best she has ever felt & saying with an extreme diet & weight training regime she has gone from a size 10 to a size 6 & has gone from 25% body fat to 10% body fat & has gained 8lb of muscle when she lost 20lb of fat.... She say's she feels the sexiest she has ever been, she certainly doesn't look it in those pictures! She said she wants a breast reduction, as they get in the way of her body building & they look ridiculous now that she has lost so much body fat!!

 Body Building Jodie Marsh

The Old Jodie Marsh

I watched 'Loose Women' & 'The News' then made a toasted, cheese & tomato toasted sandwich, which I had with some Wotsits & a mug of tomato soup. Not only is my neck still not hurting, but when I press my fingers hard against the back of my neck, up and down it, I can't feel the golf ball sized hard lumps & also it doesn't make the crunching noise, that it use to either! I guess that's the anti-inflammatory effects of the steroids? Lets hope it stays that way! My pink Orchid in my lounge is looking more beautiful by the minute. Well worth the 2yr wait, when it didn't bloom, from right after my mum died!!....

I did a load of boring, but essential household chores, yawn, then I did a load of job searches & applied for a bunch. It was then time for 'The Real Housewives Of New York' There is a NEW, single, housewife Sonia (A friend of Luann) I no likey!!!!.... She sort of looks like a muttony, Sarah Jessica Parker, she obviously has money (Married into it maybe) But she has no class & savoir fare. I think she will certainly rattle some feathers, I can't see Bethanny taking to her!! Then I watched 'Come Dine With Me' followed by 'Home & Away' 

Then I grilled some Quorn strips, & put them on 2 rice cakes with black bean sauce & had with a mug of tomato soup. I did the washing up, and mopped the kitchen floor, it sounded like it was blowing a gale out, then when I looked out it was very windy & raining! Bye bye Indian summer!

I watched 'Mary Queen Of Frocks' OMFG!! Why did none of the retail job sites, say Mary Porter (Below) was recruiting for some sales/management staff for her own shop, for sexy and stylish clothes for the over 40's?? I'd be brilliant for that, I'd do it standing on my head! They got the backing of House Of Fraiser too! Looking at the interviewee's, I'm 100% better than all that were shown, even the one's they liked.... Damn why wasn't it more widely advertised, job wise!?? Grrrrrrr!!!... Going to check it out when I'm next in London & I have time & see if their are any new job opportunity's!? Then it was 'Big Brother' time, followed by the fantastic & raunchy 'True Blood' Then I had an early night at 12.30am (Calories consumed 1,365)

Wednesday 5th October, I woke at 7am, not in pain, but feeling very odd! With my tongue & the roof of my mouth, numb & feeling fuzzy, with a slight, tight, feeling in my throat, WTF?? I am not sure if that's an after effect of the Steroid injection? Or down to eating too much spicy food? Or maybe even, some kind of food allergy? Well odd!! I know with nut allergy's people get a tight feeling at the back of throat, as the reaction starts. But I can't think of anything I'd be allergic to? As I've not eaten anything new! I wondered if it has got anything to do, with the indigestion-ish like pains, I've been getting, just above my abdomen since Monday? Very, very odd!!... Maybe its just my body burning calories in overdrive (I can live in hope!!) 

I dressed as same as yesterday & went for my 2hr power walk with 2lb weights round my ankles. The weather was gloomier and I almost expected to get rained on. I went home & had porridge with honey & a coffee. Then mopped the kitchen floor. Then popped to the shop and got toilet rolls & a Sun paper. I read the paper, the front page is all Amanda Knox again, winging her male guard in jail kept asking her about intimate details of her sex life, in private interviews (Of course he bloody did, poor Meredith's murder was a Sex Crime!!) Knox's said she was scandalised! (Didn't take her long to play the victim!!)

Cheryl Cole is going to host a Ch4 Fashion Show..... Oh pleeeeeeeze apart from a few lovely Herve Leger numbers, and despite having a stylist, she wears some bloody awful outfits!

Ken Clarke continued to show how out of touch he was & treacherously turned on his fellow party member Teresa May, at yesterdays Tory Conference, in Manchester (The sooner Cameron boots useless Clarke out the better!!) He wrongly poured scorn over, her claim that an illegal immigrant could not be deported because he had a cat, which was proof of his family life in the UK (She was right, it was on the news & in the papers, months ago, does the buffoon walk around with blinkers on?!!) The fool even offered her a bet, that she was talking non sense (I have yet to hear him talk any sense, re crime!!) Clarke ridiculed May's comments as he defended, the much hated 'Human Rights Bill' He will be doing another of his U turns soon, when he finds that Teresa May is in fact spot on!! Meanwhile idiot Clarke insisted, that he will NOT be scraping his plans to send fewer criminals to jail (Is it any wonder that crime is still soaring??)

A vile, sick, mother (If you can call the bitch a mother!!... maybe birth-er, would be a more apt name) tricked her young 4yr old son, into thinking he had cancer. Just so she could fiddle £100,000 in benefits (Evil Beyond Belief!!) She shaved his head & eyebrows & made him wear a bandana, to school to look like he'd had chemo. The boy NOW 9yrs went through the ordeal for 3yrs. She is also said to have claimed his 7yr sister was suffering from a serious illness, from the age of 3-6yrs. She even prevented her kids from taking part in school activity's, to keep up the pretense. The vile excuse of a mother milked the system for 7yrs, forging doctors notes, while collecting a carers allowance!! (Do these people not double check info)?..... 

Actually come to think of it they don't when I was on sickness benefit, they failed to pay me for 6 months, because some office dick head, kept tapping in incorrect numbers for my bank account (To wire 2 weekly payments) which I of course never got, despite me repeatedly telling them, plus giving them the correct info over the phone on average 2 times a week, as well as sending in signed info from my bank, stamped by my bank! With the correct info & statements to prove I had not received the cash! So if they can ignore repeated info handed to them on a plate, they obviously can't be arsed to check info either! The woman (Who for some reason can't be named) has done some psychological damage to those poor kids, sick cow!

Ramona - Real Housewives Of Orange County

I did a bunch of job searches & I had a message to say I had a interview next Monday for a part time job. I watched 'Loose Women' then I popped to post off some more of my eBay sales & got a £3 6" Subway & a drink deal for lunch, must do another big Asda shop, once I have some money in the bank, again. I got home & had my Subway with a chilli crisps. Then I watched 'The Real Housewives Of New York' Where I saw the funniest thing EVER!! Ramona was a catwalk model for a charity event, and the bulging, scary, mad eyed look she did, as she walked (See the video below) made me almost wet myself laughing it was comical!!... What was she thinking??.....

Ramona's, Scary, Stare, Catwalk Eyes

I watched 'Come Dine With Me' & then put a black load in the wash & did the washing up, my mouth still feels weird. Then I watched 'Home & Away' I did some sewing repairs & then heated up some vegetable soup for dinner. Then I watched 'Extreme Makeover' did another load of ironing, then I watched 'Big Brother' then 'TOWIE' Simon Cole text me back & forth from 10pm & we had a catch up chat. I felt a bit peckish so I had a cup-a-soup, while chatting on Twitter & I heard via Twitter that Apple's Steve Jobs, had died aged just 56yrs (Evil disease, Cancer) I did some more ironing & then went to bed, with a decaf coffee at midnight (Calories consumed 1,071)

Thursday 6th October, I woke up at 7am, with my tongue, now back to normal, thankfully & my back pain free, but a gnawing toothache-like pain, in my left knee (It is sooo going to rain today!) I hobbled down the stairs, to the bathroom for a wash, with my bad knee & I got on the scales. I have lost another 3/4lb good! (Better down, than up!) I wore black jogging bottoms, a peach long sleeved Petite Bateau top, with a black Velour hooded top, & my short white puffa jacket over the top & my white Reebok, EasyTone, trainers. I rubbed in some deep-heat cream into my knee, how much of an old biddy that makes me feel!!? Then I set off for my 2hr walk round the park. 

After my walk I got home & had cheese on toast for breakfast, washed down with a Diet Coke. And watched a bit of 'This Morning' before popping out for two first class stamps & a Sun paper. I got to the shop & got a Sun paper, the headline was a shocker! The Corrie soap actor, Michael Le Vell 46 (Below) who plays Kevin Webster, was arrested, in Manchester, over child abuse accusations, by a schoolgirl, he was held by police for 8hrs! As I got indoors, the same subject was being announced on 'This Morning' with a statement from his agent/corrie saying he vehemently deny's the accusations & will prove them to be false! He is said to be going through hell.

I have an audition for a popular ITV show, at 2.30pm. So I had a quick shower & hair wash & dried hair & changed into black wet look leggings, my long boots, a red jersey West One blouse & my red jersey Petite Bateau cardigan. I pulled my hair back into a ponytail & attached my faux ponytail. I did my makeup neutral except for black eyeliner & bright red lipstick. Then I pulled on my long, floor length, black military style coat, grabbed my bag & headed for the station at 12.45pm. I got my ticket & had a 10min wait for the fast train to London. Grabbing a 6" Subway on the way to eat for lunch on the train.

Once on the train I ate my Subway & read the paper also on the front page (Dwarfed by the shocking child abuse headline) is a small bit about Apple founder Steve Jobs, dying in his sleep, from pancreatic cancer aged 56. It is also predicted that Ken Clarke will be sacked by the PM, in his 1st cabinet reshuffle, that will be music to my ears. Clarke provoked fury across the Tory Party over his savaging of Teresa May, over the 'Human Rights Bill' on Tuesday at the Tory Conference. He placed a bet that she was wrong re a immigrant being allowed to stay, over a cat! But it emerged last night, as I was well aware (Unlike Clarke) that she was right!... The PM is also losing patience with Clarke, over his soft sentencing blue print. The PM rightly wants tougher punishments, even joking in his speech that he wanted Ken to read 'Crime & Punishment' & 'Mog The Cat'

It seems that newly single Jordan (Katie Price) has spent a night of passion, with Rugby player Danny Cipriani (Wow that girl, really doesn't waste much time, before jumping in the sack with someone else, at the end of a relationship!!).... she obviously believes in the adage, that the best way to get over someone, is to get under someone else!! Meanwhile there is a photo of Cheryl Cole, in a unflattering black & white, Moschino dress. That she wore to her friend Kimberley Walsh's, 1st night as Princess Fiona, in Shrek, The West End Musical. She'd better get her act together for her Ch4 fashion show. As that outfit did her no favours whatsoever!! She is too short for the style, it needs someone tall to do it justice!

I got to the TalkBack Studio's at 2.20pm & was ushered straight up & sat around filling in forms, and showing my passport & proof of address (A household bill) to prove I was eligible to work in the UK, I had my picture taken. Then at 3.44pm, Alley the Journalist called me & said 'This Morning' wanted me as a guest on their show & was I available to go on, at short notice, tomorrow morning? They will send a car for me, and arrange one to take me home! I said "Yes!!" but then at 3.45pm (1hr &15mins after my appointment time!!) I was called to be seen. So I told Alley to email me any details & my phone would be switched back on, in about a hour if she needed to get hold of me urgently!

I went in to the TalkBack office got fired a load of questions, which I answered. While I did, I was amazed to see, as I looked out of the window, behind my interviewer, that fine snow, was blowing outside the window WTF?? It was bright & sunny (Though windy & not warm) So I didn't expect snow, even though it is forecast for the weekend!! I got out of there just after 5pm (Balls now I have to wait until 7pm to get the train home, as I had an off peak ticket and I can't use it between peak hrs 4.30pm - 7pm) 

My knee was much too painful, to use my time, wandering round the shops in Oxford St, or to call a London buddy to meet up. So I sat in Kings Cross International station, watching the world go by. I got chatted up by some guy walking past, who reminded me of Randy (Below) from the excellent  'My Name Is Earl' and so I pretended to already have a boyfriend, to put him off & go. They have gigs by different bands now, in the station shopping area. The band tonight, were really good, which helped the time pass. I got a bit hungry so popped in Burger King, and had a veggie burger & I luckily had a voucher for free fries & drink when you buy any burger.

Randy - From 'My Name Is Earl'

7pm finally arrived & I got the fast Bedford train to St Albans. my feet were burning, so I sat on the wall by the station & took my boots off & took out my padded innersoles out of my boots, slid them inside my black socks & walked home in my socks, with my floor length coat you couldn't tell in the dark, that I wasn't wearing shoes anyway! Alley text me the 'This Morning' thing has been pushed back for some time in the next 2 weeks as its been bumped for someone talking about topical Amanda Knox. 

I got in had a milky coffee & watched the brilliant Philip Glenister in 'Hidden' on BBC1 as I couldn't bare to watch the little scrotes on 'Educating Essex' again!! Then I watched 'Big Brother' & 'Big Brothers Bit On The Side' before having an early night at 12midnight (Calories consumed 2,070 whoops)

Friday 7th October, I got up at 6.30am, had a wash & dressed the same as yesterday morning. Then I made myself some porridge with honey, plus a coffee for breakfast. Then headed out into a very, very, windy day, for my 2hr power walk. This is when hoodie designs annoy me!! They need a wedge like chink removed, out of the edge, of each side, as with just one gust of wind, it blows off your head! So you either have to constantly hold down the front, as you walk along, or put a cap on top of the hood, or safety pin it together, under your chin. Why can't they cut a pattern for a snug hood? We either get hoods unusable when its windy (The only time a hood is of use or needed) or the drawstring one's that look ugly!! (I pinned it with a safety pin, on the inside so not visible) 

I had my power walk, then posted off a cheque for my gas bill & my friend Candie's birthday card. Then I popped to the shop & got a Sun newspaper. The news headline was worse than yesterdays "Corrie Kevin Quizzed On, 'Rape Of Girl, 6' Le Vell 'in shock' at accuser's claim" Apparently the girl accusing the Corrie star, has told cops he raped her when she was 6yrs. The actor was said to be in a state of shock!

Welsh slapper Imogen Thomas (Above) is fuming over Katie Price & Danny Cipriani's night of passion together, as she thought she was Danny's girlfriend!! You'd of thought after her her experience, with married Ryan Giggs, the stupid slapper, would of kept her legs closed, when it came to celebrity sportsmen!! Stupid girl!!

There was a bit on 'The Xfactor' twist (Which was announced on Twitter & Facebook last night!) The twist is 4 of the 16 will be axed at the weekend, leaving 12. There will be no public vote's, the 4 judges will make the decisions based solely on the nights live performance! Hopefully Kitty & Frankie will be 2 of the 4! But somehow I doubt it!!....

Snow & winds of up to 70mph yesterday, confirmed our Indian summer is over before it began. Yeah it was another windy day today & very cold, felt like putting the heating on, but resisted! Luckily the snow yesterday when I was in London was over before it began. Talking of frosty, Amanda Knox father said she has been getting hate mail & hate phone calls, he also confirmed Amanda is set to write her memoirs (Great a murder gets off on a technicality & then makes money from it!) On the very unlikely chance she wasn't involved...... she was still, one cold bitch!!

Home owner, Malcolm White 62, who shot a raider, may have done so trying to protect his secret cannabis factory. Police called to the drama, stumbled upon a "Big Drugs Operation" at the isolated country house. The watchmaker fired the shotgun after catching to burglars at his home, on Wednesday night. He hit one in the leg & Mr White was arrested on suspicion of attempted murder (If he is a drug dealer, he won't be getting the same understanding, as other homeowners, that actually killed the vermin in their homes)

Meanwhile another example of the lack of justice in Britain, comes with the obscene story of how a prisoner charged with murder, attacked a warden, John Brown, causing him to end up in hospital with horrific injury's after being headbutted by the thug!! Yet it's John who gets punished, and is fired by the jail for assault, WTF?  Yet the prisoner had no action taken against him for his brutal assault on John (Again WTF???) No doubt the criminal scum will be trying for compensation, quoting human rights!!! Maybe John Brown should try using the human rights bill!!

I collected up the dry, black, washing that had been hanging to dry round the house. Then I did the washing up, I also did a load of job searches & then was asked by DJ Allan Turner Ward, to feature on his Radio Show on 'The Bay' Radio Station, 102.8FM as their 'Strictly Come Dancing' Expert because of my blog on the show!! Which you will find on this blog site. He said he will call me at around 3pm Sunday, so to be by a phone between 3-4pm. That's handy I can use the pod cast for my audio on StarNow. Did a load of job searches & then took the last eBay item I sold to the post office in a large box. Then went to my bank as two payments of £1.95 had been taken out by a company I'd never heard of & that I had not sanctioned! Just after that, while buying some fresh soup in Tesco for dinner, my friend Simon called me on my mobile at 12.30pm & we chatted for 10mins while I shopped.

I got in & fixed myself a yummy Butternut Squash, Honey & Basil soup & put it on tray with a small chocolate brownie, from the reduced cabinet in Tesco. Then took it upstairs & I tucked into them both, while watching 'Loose Women' then 'The New's' then I did some housework before settling down to watch 'The Real Housewives Of New York'  Which was as bitchy as ever!!... Shame I missed yesterday's episode, when I was at my ITV audition, I'd love to of seen the aftermath of Ramona's manic catwalk walk!!....  

I popped out to New York Nails, to get my nails cut down by 1cm as they are really long, and I had them painted a metallic gold, in a tribute to Jim & Irene's, Golden Anniversary. I got back in & did some more job searches for the rest of the afternoon. Then I watched 'Come Dine With Me' & the fab 'Home & Away' with a cup of coffee. I ironed some more clothes & put another white wash, in the machine. Then I sat & watched, the evening version of 'Come Dine With Me' while scoffing 4 Krisprolls & jalapeno & red pepper, humous, followed by another, small, chocolate, brownie & washed it down with a Diet Coke. 

Then it was time to watch 'Big Brother : Live Eviction' As expected Maisey went! Nobody in the house seemed that bothered, especially as Fay's busty, blond, wrestler, sister Jem, went in! (Their parents are obviously fans of 3 letter names!) I was contacted again by DJ Allan Turner Ward from 'The Bay' 102.8FM who'd asked to do a regular, spot on their Sunday show, talking about 'Strictly Come Dancing' based around my 'Strictly Come Dancing Critique'  which I post weekly. I updated my blog, after finalising arrangements for Sunday. I'd agreed to do it, as it is something more to add to my portfolio!! Which is all good!.... Plus I am sure it will also be a bit of a laugh, to do. You can click HERE to find out more about 'The Bay' 102,8FM

Then in between the two 'Big Brother' shows I watched, 'The Bachelor' Where the annoying squeaky, baby talking, Carianne is still in the running, proving men really do think with their dick, not brain & proving Gavin is all brawn & no brain! Gavin still wasn't sure, if the rumour that Carianne, had got off with a member of the film crew, was true, or not???? Errrr just ask the film crew member said to be involved....Job done!!! I watched the 2nd 'Big Brother: The Eviction Interview' Then 'Big Brothers Bit on The Side' before having an fairly earlyish night at 12.30am (Calories consumed 2,172 Whoops must get more food in from Asda, to stop eating crap!)

Saturday 8th October, I had a lay in & woke at 9.45am I'd had a odd dream, it had started off highly sexual, and I was having lots of rampant sex, with a handsome guy, who seemed to be my boyfriend. I think he might of been famous. I seemed to be acting in a musical film, and I got bumped up, from a small role, to a much bigger main character. I was wearing a black outfit with a Bright Emerald coat, Which I had owned years ago! I wonder what happened to that coat? It was a expensive top designer one! It's probably with the load of my stuff, that my old landlady 'Lisa Krekis' illegally took from me! By not letting me back in, her house, to collect the rest of my stuff, when I moved out (Including my Art & design portfolio, with over 5yrs of college work in it....... Bitch!!) I was singing on stage, and later I saw the film footage of it, with a friend & her kids, & the kids said I was disappointing! Then I woke!..

I got up and had a bath at 10.30am then I had an apple & a coffee for breakfast. I did a load of housework & put away dry/ironed laundry!! Then I had a Diet Coke break with a packet of Wotsits. I cleaned the inside of my windows & then caught up on my Blog & started my 'Xfactor Critique blog 2011' ready for tonight's show, to be added to it. Also getting my 'Strictly Come Dancing Critique 2011' blog, all ready to be updated  to be ready, for tonight's show. 

Later I had a light lunch of 4 Krisprolls & some jalapeno & red pepper humous, with a frozen banana to follow, washed down with a Diet Coke. Then in the afternoon I started getting ready to go to Nicky's parents (Jim & Irene) Golden Wedding Anniversary (50yrs) I had already got my nails painted metallic gold they look like gold Quality Street wrappers. I tried on my Lipsy, gold, sequined dress (As Nicky wanted everyone in gold) But my boobs look, just to big for it, at my present weight. In the end I decided on black top & jeans, gold neck tie, shrug & belt & black ankle boots by Patrick Cox I did my make up (With gold eye-shadow & gold glitter eyeliner) While watching 'Strictly Come Dancing' & jotting down notes for blog.

I put hair up & attached faux pony tail. Put on my floor length black military coat, and headed out to The Golden Anniversary Party. The nearest ATM, in town wasn't working, but I knew there was one outside Tesco's in Hatfield road, near the Conservative Club (Where the party is) So I headed off to Hatfield Rd. When I got to Tesco's their ATM was not working either!! FFS!! So I went into the Conservative Club (In case they did cash back, or took cards behind the bar!!...... they didn't!!) So I said hello to Nicky's parent's & brother, then I found Nicky, in the queue for the buffet along with her daughter Minnie. I got some buffet & sat down & ate it while listening to our friends band 'The Push' 

Then I popped my coat back on & headed to the train station, to the ATM there & drew out £10 there were two tall, stunning, well spoken guys, stood near the ATM by the taxi rank, who looked not dissimilar to ex public school, polo players.... Helloooooooo!!!

I went back to the party, and bought a double vodka & slimline tonic, at the cheap subsidized bar! Nicky said her cousin Adam, from the Scilly Isles, had the hots for me but to beware as he had a wife and kids (She needn't of worried, he was a nice enough guy, but despite him being an Aquarian, he wasn't my type!!) 'The Pulse' played a wicked mix of songs, including up to date numbers like 'Moves Like Jagger' I chatted to Nicky, her dad, her tailor uncle & her cousin Adam. Adam bought me a half of cider & we chatted most of the evening & later I got him a pint & myself another half of cider. I left at around 1am & walked home getting in at 1.20am in time to watch the repeat of tonight's Xfactor & then crashed out at 3.30am (Calories consumed, 1,946 Whoops!)

Sunday 9th October, I woke at 7.30am after a weird dream, where I went to a loo & locked three locks on the door but then the door vanished & someone was speaking to me, while I was sat on the loo going to toilet!... I had a wash shoved on my hot pink 'Juicy Couture' lounge suit, then I had 2 Krisprolls, with a banana mashed on them, along with an apple & a coffee for breakfast. I then updated my 'Strictly Come Dancing' & 'Xfactor' critique blogs, on this blog site, from the notes, that I wrote last night, before the party & in the wee hrs after the party! I worked solidly on that, then stopped for lunch at 1pm. I made a tuna & cucumber sandwich on granary bread, had with chilli crisps for lunch, washed down with a caffeine free Diet Coke. 

Later I went back to my blogs, doing some more work on the thus far unfinished drafts. Then at 3pm, I sat with the TV off, with both my home phone & mobile next to me, waiting for 'The Bay' Radio Station to call me to go on Air. I went on air around 3.15pm & had a bit of banter with the DJ Allan Turner! We chatted about the show, then when we finished & he'd put a record on, he said over the phone, that I did really well & how would I like to be a regular on the show? I said "I'd love to!" 

DJ Allan Turner

I did a load of laundry & housework, then at 6pm I watched 'The News' while eating a banana & drinking a Diet Coke. Then enjoyed the new series of 'Harry Hill's TV Burp'  Then at 7.30pm, I heated some fresh tomato & basil soup, for dinner & added some chilli to it, to give it a kick & help speed up my metabolism!! Then I watched 'The Xfactor' results show, before updating my 'Xfactor Critique' blog! I watched 'Big Brother', then 'Downton Abbey' on ITV +1, followed by 'TOWIE' on ITV2 +1 then it was time for bed at 12.30am, wondering what the following week has in store! (Calories consumed 1,620)