The Week Before, The Week After!!

Monday 17th Jan, By 7.30am I still hadn't fallen asleep, so I thought I might as well get up!! Wore my black studded leggings, my black Petit Bateau, scoop neck top & silver cardigan. Put my hair up in a bun & popped to the shop for a paper. Perused the paper while having Alpen & a coffee (with caffeine) for breakfast. Apparently Jordan has returned home, for a final showdown with Alex Reid. Telling him to pack his bags, after he sold a pic of him wrestling at the gym, with her son Junior, when he knows she has been slowly withdrawing her kids from the limelight.

There was a really cute story of a Bearded Collie dog, called Mabel, who suffers from Narcolepsy, when she gets excited by things, such as the postman delivering, or playing with pals, she collapses asleep for a few mins, which confuses her when she wakes to find them gone!! awe bless a video of her is below....

 Narcoleptic Dog Mabel

Travelodge has enraged murder victim's family's, because it has employed 3 female killers, in the same Travelodge hotel, in a bid to rehabilitate them (I wonder if they do, murder mystery weekend bookings??) One on reception, and two room cleaners.


More proof that The Lunatics have taken over The Immigration Asylum, Shadrick Heslop, 21 the brutal leader of a street gang, which left a boy fighting for his life, has escaped deportation (WTF!!!!!!) because the (out of touch) immigration judges agreed it would breach HIS human rights! The scum set his ferocious pit-bull dog on a rival in a school playground, another lad intervened & was stabbed 6 times, suffering a punctured lung. He was sentenced to 2 years (in itself no where near long enough) & was ordered to be deported back to Jamaica, he appealed & was released last month, after they agreed he had a right to live in Britain with his parents (F**k right off, he lost any rights when he became vicious criminal scum!!) If he wants to be with his parents they should deport them too!! Then parents of scum like him might start thinking twice about how they bring up their feral scum kids!!


Talking of feral scum, nothing about the vile Crossbow Cannibal lately, which sadly means he is still alive, so one can only assume, he has stopped his hunger strike!! or they have force fed him ...... Bugger!!!

Did some housework chores laundry/washing-up/hoovering/dusting while listening to the saddo's on Jeremy Kyle & then This Morning. Then at 1pm I popped out to job centre & printed off some jobs to send off CV's to, then went to pay my Decembers rent (still trying to keep out with outgoings, when nothings coming in!!) at my letting agents & complain, yet again that my bath taps had not been sorted yet!! (cold tap wont turn on, hot tap once turned on, takes 20mins to turn off!!) meaning some times the bath can come close to over flowing & its too hot to get in until, it's stood for a hr or so, very annoying!! 


Cold & rainy out, it had been howling with wind outside all night! Went for a two hour walk round the park, in the misty rain, to try wear myself out, to aid sleep tonight, I hate my insomnia!! & it seems to be getting worse the older I get! Today is supposedly Blue Monday (the most depressing day of the year, can't say it feels any worse than any other, personally) but below is a Link to The Merengue Dog, that would cheer anyone up Blue Monday, or no Blue Monday!!

The Dancing Merengue Dog!!

Bumped into my friend John, with his dog in the park & we had a coffee & a catch up chat. Got home Ironed some dry laundry & put it away in relevant draws/wardrobes. Had 4 Krisprolls with Peanut Butter & a pack of Wotsits & a diet coke. Went through some more bags from back room  was disappointed to discover there wasn't a new 'Celebrity 5 Go To'..... with a new set of Celebs & new location on Ch4 at 5pm but there was a new 'Come Dine With Me' with a rather repulsive Italian hairdresser Marcello, who seemed to think he was the bomb!! The word Arsehole springs to mind!!

With Johns Doggies

Watched Home & Away (best soap on TV) Had another 4 Krisprolls with Peanut Butter & a pack of Wotsists, as I didn't feel hungry enough for a meal! 

Watched the Soaps, then 'The Biggest loser' followed by 'Tool Academy' those guys really are A1 Arseholes!! Temper Tantrum Jake kicked off, when lie detectors were introduced, not only aggressive with crew, but also towards his partner Bita. I hope that girl gets some courage & dumps him, before she is a battered partner, I also hope her parents see this & make her leave him!! Thankfully Toni has gone from trusting her bit of scum Liam 100% to not fully trusting him! Hurrah!! The one nicknamed Twinkle Toes left this week, as his only crime was having female friends (big deal!!) Then watched Chatty Man his bit with Jonathan Ross was funny. 

Jonathan Ross

There was a lot of hoo-harr in the USA over Ricky Gervais hosting of  The Golden Globes, Americans really can't laugh at themselves. 'If Charlie Sheen, was actually offended by Ricky Gervais' joke, at the Golden Globes, he really needs to get off his high whores!!'  I then watched Comics Choice: Lee Mack, I love Lee Mack, I find him very funny. Then after over 40hrs with no sleep I settled down to sleep at 1.10am (Calories Consumed 1,423)


Tuesday 18th Jan, I must of fallen asleep some time after 3am (early for me) after over 40hrs with no sleep again. Just as well I'm not one of those people, who has any interest in getting into drugs, especially speed, or I'd never sleep, I have a hard enough time as it is, even without any caffeine in my life!! I know I dreamt but can't recall details, but think it was to do with acting! I had 2 Krisprolls with Peanut butter for breakfast & some coffee to wash down some pain killers for my neck, shoulders & back. Pulled on silver grey Juicy Couture tracksuit & my TrimSoles & popped out to the shop for my Sun newspaper.

Read the newspaper, apparently Alex Reid has told he wants £2Million off Jordan to leave their marital home. Even with The Sun's £50,000 reward, still no evidence has come forward, to help solve Jo's murder, the week before Christmas. So the front page is her parents, brother & boyfriend appealing for anybody who suspects someone of being responsible, to come forward. They must be in such inner torment, poor things. 

Shrien Dewani the Indian groom, accused of murdering his bride on Honeymoon in South Africa, has said he MAY agree to face trial there, if his demands of bail during trial & any subsequent appeal are met. Meanwhile the funeral of Bride Michaela McAreavey, who was murdered by thieving hotel workers, while on Honeymoon in Mauritius, was held yesterday. 

Happiness Cut Short

Finished the paper, then did a load of job searches & applied to over 30 online (no one could say I'm not trying to get work, I apply to over 100 jobs & 20 auditions a week!!) I took even more painkillers & put a heat pack on my neck (roll on Feb 8th when I get some more acupuncture) Had Lunch at 2pm watching 'May The Best House Win' a Edam & veggie bacon, wholemeal sandwich, with a Diet Coke. Then sorted out more bags of stuff from the back room!!

Sorted even more bags while watching 'Come Dine With Me' & 'Home & Away' later my agency contacted me to see if I'm free, to do a photo shoot for British Vogue on 1-3rd of Feb? Location to be confirmed!! You bet I am, I have been reading Vogue Magazine since I was 8yrs old! Now I just have to wait to see if I'm selected!! Fingers Crossed. I messaged Annabelle's wigs as I sent back Andreanna wig over a week ago, to exchange for the Dolly wig but Dolly has not turned up yet! Took more painkillers & re heated a pad for my neck as its very painful & stiffer than a Sex Addict that's taken a Viagra Overdose today!

Stopped sorting for the day, as the pain in my neck, shoulders & arms was too great! It was so bad I felt like crying. Watched EastEnders Then 'Snog, Marry, Avoid' & 'Hotter Than My Daughter' The makeovers in both were pretty dire! Then my fave Car Crash TV Show 'Big Fat Gypsy Wedding' was back, with another bad taste fest of weddings, LOVELY!! 

I loved the show last year & I was gutted it was only one show. So I'm delighted there is now 5 weeks of it! I also know that I shouldn't, but I LOVED the Dayglow Pink, Flamenco Bridesmaid Dresses on tonight's show, mind you, I'd quite like stunning Drag Queen Bridesmaids, if I got married (which may explain why I'm single & never married at 46 lol) I'm a Typical Gemini, one twin in me loves all that is beautiful, classy & aesthetic & the other twin loves the fun, of gaudy tack!! Two Links to the show below in Yellow (one a short clip & one the whole show!)

 The Show

 One Of The Brides

 The Dress & The Train

 The Carriage

Another Wedding And 

A shocking Pink Bridesmaid Dress

But NOT From The Wedding With The 

Dayglow Pink Bridesmaid Dress I LOVED

Big Fat Gypsy Wedding Clip

The Whole Of - My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding 2010

Heated up the heat pad for my neck again & took more painkillers with another coffee & had 4 Krisprolls with Peanut Butter, for a snack, as I didn't feel hungry enough for a meal (only good thing about all this pain is, it robs you of an appetite!!) Did some stretching exercises to aid my neck & back, but my uber stretchy self still ached! OUCH!!

Had a Decaf coffee & some more pain killers. Removed 6 ball links from the gold bracelet, with the turquoise charm, Candie got me for Xmas, as it was too big for my tiny wrists & hands & would fall off, if I hung my arm by my side. Also put my long Black coat in the washing machine, as it got muddy from the Park Monday, with all the dogs there, jumping up at me. I hung it from the kitchen door to dry. Watched a bunch of CSI & chatted on Twitter & Facebook. Later I had a tomato CupaSoup, then after the Borne Ultimatum at 2.10am I had what for me, was an early night! (Calories consumed 1,826)


Wednesday 19th Jan, Despite an early night I was still awake at 6.30am, so thought I might as well get up! Checked my Hotmail & then chatted to my Ex Hollyoaks friend, Simon Cole, in LA on Twitter for a bit, love him, he always makes me laugh!! 

 Simon Living The LA Life

Dry brushed my legs to increase circulation & aid in fat break down & weight loss. Pulled hair into pony tail & slipped on my Juicy Couture tracksuit & TrimSoles, popped to the Shop for a Sun paper, Closer Magazine & some milk & Zero Cokes. (Zero Cokes have a hint of lemon after taste to them, where as a Caffeine Free Diet Coke, has a hint of ginger after taste to it!

 

Had some Fruit & Fibre Cereal for breakfast. Then continued sorting in the back room & in the 2nd case, off the top of the wardrobe, I found my grass skirt & Clam shell bikini top & the rest of my fancy dress, 4 days AFTER the Hawaiian Fancy Dress Party (Typical) I had a bit of a fit of the giggles, while sorting out my massive Fancy Dress Outfit Case, 47 this year & I still have a Fancy Dress Box!! I really am a big kid!! 

Continued sorting while half watching This Morning at the same time,  Mabel the Narcoleptic Bearded Collie, was on Day Break earlier (so sweet bless her!!) Watched Loose Women, while sorting through more stuff to eBay & eating a very yummy Cheese, Veggie Bacon & Olive Sandwich, with Salsa Sauce & a Zero Coke for lunch.


Put a white wash in the machine, my friend Mike called at 1.30pm checking I was still free, to go out Saturday in Harpenden still? I said that, indeed I was. I found a load of my 80's/90's outfits & designs from when I worked for Jungle, some student/goth or rockers, on eBay might buy them, or foreigners abroad, they are kind of in vogue, with the faux Tiger/Leopard Skin & leather trim & studding & fringing!! I will see if I can try photo myself in them, on my laptop webcam, to put on eBay, as I don't have a camera that works at mo!

Dig that 80's Faux Tiger Skin, Jungle Jacket!!

Watched 'May The Best House Win' with a tomato & croutons CupaSoup & chunky KitKat & carried on sorting, until at 5pm I took a break to take some pain killers as neck & shoulders were agony!! Then I laid on the bed, to watch idiot Marcello on 'Come Dine With Me' shut my eyes, due to neck pain & next thing I knew it was 7pm. I must of had a 2hr Nap, after another night with no sleep. I will catch up with 'Home & Away' tomorrow & maybe 'Come Dine With Me' on 4OD today! I awoke famished!! So I had a egg mayo sandwich & pkt of Wotsits & downed more pain killers, as my neck is so painful I could cry!

I watched CSI, then turned over to Ch4+1 to watch 'Will My Crash Diet Kill Me?' & then 'Mary Portas: Secret Shopper' from 9pm. As I don't have Sky1, to see if we are on Showbusiness again this week?? I put another heat pack on my neck, to still trying ease my pain! Soon I had a load of texts, emails & facebook/twitter messages saying, that we were not on 'Louie Spence's Showbusiness' this week & it was quite boring this week & my absence was felt, which was sweet!!

Say Ughhhhhh!!

On 'Will My Crash Diet Kill Me?' I learnt that a white tongue is a sign of dehydration (I knew dark pee was <the lighter the pee the more hydrated you are!> but not the tongue thing!) 

Then I watched Mary Portas: Secret Shopper on Ch4+1, lovely I was in my element. I hate bad Customer Service, Customer Service along with sales, was one of the main things I won most of my awards for, when I worked in Retail!! It's not hard to give good service & it also earns you sales & commission!!  

When I was account Manager for Aspects in Dickens & Jones Regent St, I made more sales as a single account, than the 2 full timers & 3 part timers, who replaced me, when I left!!.... How?? Simple I = 1 Good Customer Service employee & They =  5 Non Customer Service focussed staff!! 


I bet Aspects are missing my sales right now!! One January I was 666.8% OVER target, on D&G. That's in a month where everything was at sale price & at a time of year most people are bringing Xmas gifts back to refund!! 

I Abhor bad service, there is no excuse for it, I expect it even in cheap shops like Primark or Poundland. I expect staff in any store to smile, know where items are, to speak & understand English, to have fashion or product knowledge & to be helpful & show me where I can locate things, I don't give a f**k how cheap the items are the service should be the same in all.... it's not hard to do, in any quality level shop, it's not rocket science!!.... 

One thing Primark need to sort out is, those bio degradable paper shopping bags (yes they may be good for the environment!!) but they fall to bits like tissue paper, in even the lightest misty rain, if they must use them, they should double, or triple bag them, as cheap clothing is not cheap, when you get home, only to find half of your purchases have been lost, through a hole at the back/bottom of the bag caused by rain!! or weight of purchases i.e shoes!!

I am VERY good at Retail Management/Sales & So Experienced & yet despite sending off 15-20 job applications a day. Yet I'm still being offered a shit 11K (before tax) to be a key holder, Store Manager, with all the responsibility that entails, which I just can't afford to take, even if I want to (when commuting can cost up 5K a year & rent is 8K = 13K & that's before bills & food & household cleaning essentials, are added, so £11K is 2K less than that, even before tax is taken) My Saturday promo staff got more than 11K a year, where as 25-35K plus bonuses & commission, was the normal wages for me, over 10years ago!! Now they are offering 14-24K less for the same job. 

These days the retail company's pay shit money, so the only ones who can afford to take jobs are young kids/adults living with parents, who have f**k all experience, let alone people skills, or foreigners who struggle with the language, so have poor customer service & who get extra handouts on top of their wages, so can afford to work for that, with their cheap rent, Council or Association flats, that I can't get despite being on the waiting list 30yrs!!


What really makes me laugh is my local WH Smiths, every time you go to the till, they try and sell you a £1 Galaxy choc bar. I go in 1-2 times a month, and always see 1 of 3 of the same staff . Each time they ask me, if I want to buy a Galaxy bar, I show them the Slimming & Health & Fitness Magazines, I am buying & say "I don't think that's a good idea do you?"........ you'd think after the 20th time of doing this, they would recall me & know not to ask, or if they're too unobservant, or too thick to recognise me, you'd of thought that they, would make some connection to the Diet/Health Magazines & No Choc!! Dumb Asses!!

Then I watched 'The Joy Of Teen Sex' from all the comments I'd seen pop up in the prior hr, on Twitter (I'm watching on +1) I expected to be shocked & outraged, but other than the fact most had, had sex with 8+ people by 16yrs (slags - both the boys & girls) it was tame-ish..... Girl who had lots of unprotected sex shown the stupidity of her attitude! Girl having a waxed Brazilian  (I could of done without the close up, mine is never that red and ugly looking after!! - not a good ad for the salon) then a Playboy Vajazzle added. A guy having his cock pierced (not pretty!!) & some bird saying her BF had funky tasting cum (diet sorts that out!!) so hardly that debauched!! Maybe I am just less easily shocked, I lived on Farming Estates, so didn't have a sheltered upbringing??


Felt very hungry all day today, despite teen sex's best efforts, to put me off my dinner!! So I had a bowl of cereal then continued sorting, I  think most of the stuff will be going back, into back room from lounge tomorrow. Found the Hawaiian shirts & more fancy dress stuff, then tired I went to bed at 2.30am. (Calories consumed 2,243)



Thursday 20th Jan, I fell asleep pretty rapidly after going to bed for once. Had one of my busy dreams that was connected to acting and designing, Candie was in it as usual & so was my ex Greek Cypriot BF Angelo/Giorgio (he went by his 2nd name for a while) we seemed to be back together again & very happy. Woke at 9am & got on the scales no weight loss or gain, which is a relief as been feeling hungry this week, so I thought I may have gained some weight, so I'm relieved I didn't gain any!!  

Had some Fruit & Fibre & a coffee for breakfast. Dressed in black wet look leggings & grey v-neck, angora jumper. Tied hair in pony tail, & wore candy pink Versace lipstick & black liquid liner & mascara, put on long flat black boots & popped to the shop to get a Sun paper. 

Had a few emails from my friend Julie, she said she was going to the spiritual church we go to tonight, if I wanted to come? I said I'd already promised to go round Jennies tonight, but if she gives me advanced notice, the next Thurs or Sunday she goes, I'll join her. Julie & I have so much in common & since we met we found, that we have lived in different parts of the country, at the same time, so its surprising our paths hadn't crossed before we 1st met, 8yrs ago!! Many people mistake us for sisters & a few time she's mistaken a pic of me for her & vice versa, in mutual friends photos. 

Lovely Buddy Julie

Did some more sorting while listening to 'This Morning' & threw out another bin bag full of toot! I had a quick chit chat with Astrologer Russell Grant on Twitter, his parting words to me being 'You are 'wicked' June - but I like you ;-)' very Dick Emmery lol. An Ex Jan (the Belgian Guy) has started contacting me again, via emails this time. It's funny how all the men in my past never let go 100% & always keep (or get back) in touch. I continued sorting until 2pm then had a veggie sausage & hard boiled egg sandwich with brown sauce & some Twiglets for lunch with a Diet Coke, while watching 'May The Best House Win' then continued sorting back room. 

By 3.30pm I felt shattered & had to have a lay down & slept until 5pm then watched 'Come Dine With Me', 'Home & Away' (yesterday's) then today's 'Home & Away' then I smartened myself up, to go to Jennies & had a bowl of Fruit & Fibre as I had the munchies! As I'd not eaten since lunch. Got to Jennies & there was a bit of a atmosphere in the house, Edgar went off to play darts, Lara later told me their dog Champ (A miniature Lassie type Collie) who'd been living with another family for some years, had died, awe shame he was a very sweet dog. 

Watched 'Come Fly With Me' not very funny & the promotion scene connected to sex scandal, had serious de ja vou, I've seen that whole idea somewhere before!! Maybe on 'Little Britain' definitely somewhere, 100% sure! Then watched 'Not Going Out' Very funny!! Then watched new show '10 O'clock Live' two words 'Very Disappointing!!' Edgar came home & I went home & watched 'Comics Choice:Sean Lock' again very funny. then watched the film 'Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind' Not bad, a touch Surreal, then crashed out at 2am. (Calories 1,628)


Friday 21st Jan, I had a really weird dream last night, that I had gallstones again, and I was sent to the chemist by the Doc with a prescription for gaffer tape for my tits!! WTF?? Got up at 9am had a coffee & Fruit & Fibre for breakfast, dressed same as yesterday, but with my beige, Oasis, Faux Fur, Gilet on top. Annabelle's wigs said I should of got my Dolly wig by now, so is sending out a 2nd in the post as 1st must of got lost. 

My friend Julie emailed me to say it was a shame I couldn't go to the spiritualist church Last night, as she saw Quote 'One of the best mediums I have ever seen'. It said on the news a man who lived close to Jo, has been held for questioning re her murder, after a phone call lead! I wonder if it was the neighbour who lived in the same building as her, who helped her boyfriend jump start his car when he went off to Sheffield?

R.I.P Jo

Popped to the shop for the paper. Front page is the headlines 'Jo's Dutch, Neighbour Nicked. It doesn't say if he was the neighbour, that helped Jo's boyfriend, jump start his car when he went away?

There was a moving story about 'identical' twin brothers who share the same genetic defect, only it affects Neil on the inside & identical twin Adam on the outside (Link to story in Yellow below)

Identical Twins Neil & Adam's Story 

There was a pic of a cute mouse, in the peppers at Tesco's, I bet I'm the only one who looked at it & thought ahhhhh bless, though lol 

Murder suspect groom Shrien Dewani, is apparently too stressed to show up in court, for his extradition hearing, due to stress & depression. This story I think, is going to run a long time, before we get to the truth of, what really happened that day!

Ian Man Text me at 2.15pm asking if I wanted to go to a Reality TV Virgin's Porn Night tonight, with Bex from BB9? I said it sounded a laugh, but in my present situation, I can't really afford to pay out fares, into London, this Friday & then again next Friday (when filming the final for Louie Spence's Showbusiness) shame it's on this Friday instead of next, then I could of gone after filming. 

 Ian Partying With BB Bex & Boyfriend

Had lunch of a veggie sausage sandwich, with hard boiled egg & Nat's home made pickle, while watching 'May The Best Home Win' then went back to sorting, which is going forward in leaps & bounds!  Lifted a heavy suitcase filled with fabric, onto the top of the wardrobe, must of weighed about 6st (with the heavy pink metal case weight too) it's like having a weight lifting session in the gym. I stopped at 5pm to watch 'Come Dine With Me' rejoicing in watching Vile Cocky Marcello come last ha ha ha!! while eating a Mint Magnum (yum!!!) 

Continued sorting & putting things back in the back room at last, then stopped at 6.30pm to watch 'Home & Away' then did more sorting for a hr, then had dinner of  2 Quorn burgers, grilled tomato's & roasted new potatoes, while watching Corrie & EastEnders. Chatted online to Kathryn Danzey (Twitter @BeautyBizNews) find her at  http://www.beauty...  & she is going to send me some Collagen face masks to try, so look out for future blogs & I will tell you if they are good & if so where to get them!!


Watched 'Comedy Rocks' on ITV yet again resident stand up Russell Kane wasn't funny, but his hair looked better. Next week the god damn awful Lee Nelson is on, so that week, with both him & Russell Kane on, The Comedy most certainly wont Rock!! It will be more like Comedy Cocks!!

Lee Nelson

Continued to put things back into my back room/walk in wardrobe, while listening to 'The 50 Funniest Moments 2010' finding ingenious ways of putting stuff back in, that maximises storage & yet takes up less space. Doing a pretty good job of it, even if I do say so myself!! 

Which is just as well as I am out on the town for once, in Harpenden tomorrow with Mike, so I will only have 3/4 of a day of sorting!! I Got peckish, so had another bowl of Fruit & Fibre & a coffee. Continued sorting while watching 'Keith Lemons Very Brilliant World Tour'  Very, very, funny!! then continued putting stuff back in the back room until 3.30m then tired, I went to bed!! (Calories consumed 1,691)


Saturday 22nd Jan, Dreamt I was living in a pretty large property, I don't know where & I knew where some girl had been killed (I don't know who) it was in a small, perfectly square bathroom, that was white with black accessories, the toilet was white with a black seat, the hand basin was small, and I cant recall if there was a small bath, or a shower, all due to me having a vision of it! I wasn't sure where the house was, but I was looking at house plans with detectives, to try help them pinpoint this bathroom. 

I woke at 9am at 9.30am the postman had a recorded delivery for me it was from Annabelle's wigs (hurrah my Dolly wig had arrived!!) opened it & bugger it was the wrong wig (so inboxed her on Facebook that she'd sent me out the wrong one, the one she sent looks like Andreanna again!) bugger!!! Now I'm going to have to post it back out again!!


Base of spine & neck & shoulders in a lot of pain today (all that lifting yesterday probably didn't help!! ) nor does the grey rainy day outside!! Mike phoned me at 12.38pm  to say he' meet me in Bar 62 at 8pm, I dressed the same as yesterday & popped to the shop for a paper, diet coke & some cereal. 

Read the paper, they have arrested Jo's neighbour in connection to her murder after a weeping woman named him as a suspect on the phone, after the 'Crime Watch' appeal!! 

There is a bit on Jordan Skiing in Switzerland (no doubt while hiding a load of cash from Alex there lol) Dubai's World Islands are sinking (I saw them when I was there a few years back!!) apparently though a spokesman is denying that fact. 
 

Boffins have invented invisible, seamless, knickers, for wearing under the clingiest of clothes! They are to be sold in Debenhams (bet they sell out quick!) 


More Feral Scum, have attacked a frail partly-blind 92yr olds gran Edith Brickhill, kicking her in the head, after punching her to the ground, to steal her purse with £30 in it, she has twice been targeted before by local scum, locals think local yobs, are targeting vulnerable victims, on the estate. We need tough USA style jails, no luxury's in cells & soft sentencing, this just is getting far, FAR too common!

Is This Any Way To Treat A 92 Yr Old!?

I have never been a Tennis fan, but seeing Spain's, Rafael Hadal's Armani underwear pics I have to say!! Helllllloooooooo!!!


Pictures of Amanda Holden looking bloody awful in pink coat & bouffant hair, at Liverpool's 'Britain's Got Talent' auditions, her hair is fine like mine & she has too big a forehead, Not to have a fringe!! 

Not A Good Look Amanda

Finished reading the paper, then continue sorting the back room out while listening to Viva's Top 50 Number One's, Busted came on is it sad that at 46 I still fancy Charlie?? Think it's the Thunderbird like eyebrows on a cute face! 

Charlie

Had a Salmon  Sandwich & Diet Coke, to keep me going as I sorted! Continued until 5.30pm then washed & dried hair, did make-up & wore Jane Normans, black jersey, shirt dress, over wet look leggings & my long flat boots, & put in my Annabelle's wigs, half wig Rachel to add a bit more length & body to my baby fine hair. 

Half Wig Rachel

I tried taking some webcam pics from laptop, to get the settings right, so I could take pics of things to go on eBay, but no matter I did with settings I either looked jaundiced or like a Oompa Loompa as you can see below, also it takes instant pics there is no count down so you can't click, then step back (pretty pointless!!)

 Jaundiced In The Bathroom

 Orange Just Outside Bathroom

 Ginger Outside Bathroom

 Oompa Loompa!!

 Oranges & Lemons!

At 8pm, I set off, Just as Take Me Out was coming on (will have to watch tomorrow if on!!) Just as I was heading off my mobile phone went & I answered immediately, assuming it was Mike, saying "Yeah just heading across now!!" When instead I heard the confused voice of my friend Julie, say "What??" I explained that I was off to meet Mike at Bar 62, & thought she was him calling to see where I was, and then thinking she may of been calling for a chat, or a bit of company, I asked her if she wanted to join us? 

Mike is also friends with Julie too, as she is a great girl. I was sat alone bored until 8.45pm, Mike said he said 8.30pm (But he didn't, I typed what time he said on here, as he rang & even thought "Damn just when Take Me Out is on, shame its not 9pm!!") Had 2 V&T's (Slimline) while waiting & lost the seats I was saving. I had a drink with Mike & Julie arrived looking beautiful & very Marilyn Monroe-ish, at 9.30pm. Had a laugh & a drink & when Julie was at the bar, Mikes friend Called to invite him to a party in Radlet, so we got a bottle of booze & got a taxi to the party. 



There were not that many people there but a nice buffet which I got stuck into, as I was now hungry, some nice veggie, cheese or fish choices & a few cheese cakes & gateau's, Danced a bit in the disco room but was a bit naff, as the DJ was not interacting on the mike, just putting on pre made CD's and wandering off to party himself, so I hope he wasn't being paid for the night!! Got chatting to a Married couple from Hartford She was a Pilate's Instructor & he a Builder, who specialises in flooring these day. 

Had a bit of a laugh chatting to them & then I had a bit of a heart to heart with Julie, who was devastated by her recent relationship break up & I managed to see it from a different perspective & hopefully she is no longer mystified by her Exes behaviour. We left party around 6am dropping Mike off en route & got to mine around 6.45am, had a Decaf coffee & more of a heart to heart with Julie & crashed out in my double bed together, at around 7.30am!! (Calories consumed 1,707)

Sunday, 23rd Jan, Julie & I woke at 10.30am & she said my chat with her last night had really helped! Which is good to hear, I'm glad I could be of some help. I popped to the shop & got a NOTW. It says on the front cover that, Jo's Neighbour has been charged with her murder BLIMEY!! 

I did some sorting at 11.19am Julie Text "Gotta say thanks June. For taking so much time to try to explain things to me.. god makes so much sense now.... feel like I've had a whole awakening. This stuff has been playing on my mind for years! I understand you a lot more now too! X" I replied that I'm glad if I was any help, as I don't like to see her hurting! she replied "Yes amazing help.... feel like I've had a whole awakening  & will help me deal with the hurt as I now understand why he did what he did & his thought process.... feel really sorry for him now x."  I said I forgot to give you your Xmas pressie when you were here, she said "Yeah I had yours in the car too!!" 


Got on the scales I've lost half a pound (Woo even after a party & loads of booze!!) had a bowl of sugar free Alpen, plus a coffee for breakfast, then began putting stuff back in the back room, neck really bad today, don't tell me my little bit of dancing last night, made it worse!! Just over 2 weeks to go before I get some acupuncture!! Think this bloody awful weather adds to my pain too!! My Girlfriend George text me at 11.46am saying "Just watched you on Sky. Your a bloody natural! So funny! You are Looking very good by the way. Speak to you soon. Love George" 

Acting Naturally 

I brushed out some teddy bears, I'd washed in the machine & dried on radiator & put back in back room! Had a packet of Branston Pickle Mini Cheddars & a Diet Coke then put some more soft toys in the wash. Then read the News Of The World, Since it has had a face lift, there seems a lot less News in the NOTW, than there use to be, It use to take me a good few hours to read (excluding sport & travel pages) but it now just takes 30-60mins on average!! 

Liz Hurley is apparently back with Shane Ward. Pictures of Jordan (Katie Price) cavorting with a bevy of hunky Polo Players (lucky girl!) Alex has been ditched by his PR company (I assume it's because they are also Jordan's) as Agent Caroline de Wolf said it was no longer tenable. Meanwhile Kerry is back with the Marine fitness trainer, that she fell for at boot camp, now that he is getting divorced! The bride from this weeks 'Big Fat Gypsy Wedding' is 6 months pregnant, & BB8 twin Samantha is working as a £8 a hr job in Reiss. Continued sorting & then stopped at 6pm, to watch Dancing On Ice.

With Philip Schofield looking like a chocolate dream & Holly like a pretty Milk Maid! The 12 in the final are:- Denise Welch - Sam Attwater - Dominic Cork - Chloe Madeley  - Jeff Brazier - Vanilla Ice - Comedy Dave - Jenifer Matcalfe - Laura Hamilton - Johnson Beharry VC - Kerry Katona - Steven Arnold  

The Competition begins!!

Vanilla Ice & Katie -  Black Top Hat & Tails for him & cute Ivory dress for her. Dancing to (Minni The Moocher) This performance was a change of style & didn't excite me like last weeks!! 

Chloe Madeley  & Michael - Very nice Navy Blue outfits. Dancing to (The Climb) Very confident on ice, good performance, good posturing & seemed more confident, despite the frog lift worrying her! 

Denise Welch & Matt - Pastel Gold OTT Abba outfit's . Dancing to (Gimme, Gimme,Gimme) Another fun routine, not a flattering look, she looked a lot less confident & more unsteady in this routine, than last week!!

Dominic Cork  & Alexander - Gorgeous Acid Yellow Dress, good outfits for them both. Dancing to (Feel)  Good solid performance, looks comfortable on the ice, much improved performance than last week. 

Laura Hamilton & Colin - Lovely Turquoise Blue outfits, cute almost tutu skirt to her dress. Dancing to (All The Lovers) A very good Skater very graceful, lovely performance, he is still a hottie!! I so would!! The only thing going against them, will be the public, like me, not knowing who the hell she is! I think she will be safe this week tho!!

Steven Arnold & Nina -  Saucy Hot Pink & Nude Costumes, he looked quite trim in his outfit, Nina is quirky looking. Dancing to (Rhythm Of The Night) Steven very stiff & awkward, moves nervously, a bit better than before, but I think he will be gone unless, stupid Corrie viewers vote for him, just because they liked his Corrie Character Ashley, but him being so unprofessional as to sleep through his alarm & miss choreography may work against even his Corrie fans!!

Jeff Brazier & Isabelle - Very nice Deep Violet outfits. Dancing to (I Want You Back) He was quite good, good lines, quite fluid movements & but looked less relaxed & confident, this performance, compared to last week. Like his feisty-ness with Jason tho!!

Comedy Dave & Frankie - Nice Razzmatazz Slate Grey outfits. Dancing to (The Way You Look Tonight) Looked pretty steady on ice but still a bit stiff still.  

Jenifer Matcalfe & Sylvian - Lovely Pastel Gold outfits, nice skimpy nymph like dress for her, she definitely still fancys him. Dancing to (California Gurls) good performance, but last week was better, more nervous & unsteady this time round!

Sam Attwater & Brianne - Very lovely Pail Grayish Mauve outfits. Dancing to (Stop & Stare) A Excellent, Exciting, Confident routine, but he unlike the others use to go to ice skating disco's, Good lifts & movement. Safe this week. 

Johnson Beharry VC & Jodie - Pretty Lilac dress for her & shirt & tie for his outfit. Dancing to (I'm into something good!!) Decent consistent performance. Nothing outstanding!

Kerry Katona & Daniel - Lovely Orange outfits. Dancing to (Respect) Surprisingly smooth set, with good graceful posturing, and good lines, but more time being carried or lifted than on the ice skating, once again, the finish was a bit stilted & lacked flow.

Thought Steven Arnold should go if there is any justice, he Denise & Comedy Dave were the worst 3. A hour later the Results are in!!


Kerry - THROUGH Sam - THROUGH Comedy Dave - THROUGH (Lucky) Johnson - THROUGH (Expected) Laura - THROUGH Vanilla Ice - THROUGH Jeff - THROUGH

Jennifer - THROUGH Chloe - THROUGH Denise - THROUGH (By skin of teeth, no doubt due to loose women fans)

Dominic & Steven are in the skate off !! Like I thought over sleeping Steven did himself no favours!! .....Bye Bye Steve!!

 

Then I had another bowl of Alpen & another coffee, Julie called while I watching Dancing On Ice & I was trying to find the remote at the same time, to turn TV down to give her my full attention, with no joy. She said she spoke to her mum & her mum said what I'd said makes sense & she said she thinks she is going to write him a letter, saying how she now can see things from his perspective (maybe I should give more consideration to, becoming a psychologist, I seem to be more help to her, than the one she was seeing, over her breakdown, over her break up!)


Watched the film 'True Romance' then the repeat of the comedy awards which I missed last night, then went to bed at 2am (Calories consumed 912)

Remember Remember The 5th Of November!!

Monday 1st Nov, Had a really complex but interesting dream, but I forgot to write it down, so I can now no longer recall the details, Had apple & raisin Oat So Simple with sliced banana in & a coffee for breakfast, my neck is really stiff again today, I really must book some acupuncture sessions, popped out for a Sun paper & got some free Match Attax cards in WHS, with vouchers from The Sun (will put in Nephew's Xmas stocking) and some free chocolate coated toffee's from Thornton's, with a voucher from The Sun & went to get a free 2ltr Zero Coke from Tesco's with a Sun voucher but they were sold out (surprise, surprise)


I saw the gorgeous St Bernard dog I saw when I was out Sat, spoke to the owner I thought the dog was a half grown St Bernard as it wasn't as big as most, but it turned out that she was a rescue dog that had been badly treated (awe bless) apparently she was one of 200 dogs in a breeding farm, the owner went a bit loopy & did a runner leaving the animals to fend for themselves 5 or so sadly died!! But its good to see this big soppy dog now has a happy home (all my pets came via rescue organisations) with bonfire night coming up a lot of animals are going to be spooked by fireworks this week!!

I did a load of dusting etc in my bedroom and cleaned out my make-up draw, took some pain killers as I was beginning to really ache! My friend Nicky text at 2pm saying "Xmas Market in Brogue Sat 11th Dec day trip by euro tunnel! let me know if you want to go. Limited tickets available" I had to laugh I haven't got money for Xmas presents let alone for travel to France!! I'm sure when you say your broke, people think you mean, you only have a few hundred or a few thousand in the bank, when I say I'm broke it means I have £10 - £40 in the bank tops!!.....


Sauteed some marinated Tofu & had it with watercress salad in a gluten & wheat free pitta, for lunch with the toffees I got free for desert, did some ironing and boring house chores then took a coffee break to watch Home & Away on fiver at 6.30pm, Andrea text at 8.45pm to say She was having a Red & White themed, Pre Xmas Party on Dec 3rd so to put it in my diary! Later when I felt hungry I had some macaroni cheese.


Watched The Ghost Whisperer (I have had lots of ghost experiences one day I will do a blog on them, I have a half written book on them) Then caught up on "V" which I accidentally missed last week. I think the Baddie female leader looks a lot like my niece Teresa!! See bellow....

 "V" Baddie

Niece Teresa 

Later I watched the wonderfully tacky "A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila" The arsehole Jay from Jersey got dumped & proved what a tool he was by his response, which only showed how right she was to ditch him!!


Read The Sun more about the al-Qaeda scum & their plans to use cartridge bombs to blow up cargo planes over certain western city's, we are too easy on terrorism in the UK all "proven" active terrorists should be executed, only the other day the piece of shit known as Abu Izzadeen was allowed to rant against the poppy appeal, he says Muslims are being murdered & tortured, well his suicide pals are murdering innocents off all religions & hacking off the heads of non Muslims, people like him (& I use the term people loosely in his case) cause problems for normal decent Muslims, who in some cases get the backlash caused by the actions of the fanatics, I have Muslim friends & Muslim in laws and they are disgusted by al-Qaeda & their sympathisers (who are as guilty as the perpetrators if they raise money for or do not snitch on active cell members) The fact that Many Muslim Mosque leaders, do not speak up against the terrorists smacks of cowardice or sympathisers, It seems free speech in this country, is only for fanatics spouting hate & inciting mass murder, speak up against it, and you soon find your freedom of speech quashed, and yourself called a racist!!


I remember when I was 1st looking for somewhere to move to in 2001-2002 I looked at a flat in Victoria St, St Albans, The Estate Agent let me in & the flat smelt weird kind of like a hairdressers but with a bitter under taste to the smell, I went into what seemed to be a lounge with a sofa bed and there was a large, white semi translucent, plastic, barrel that stood approx 5ft high, it was apparent the aroma was emanating from the remaining 2" deep of liquid in the barrel, it smelt like peroxide bleach or perming solution, but there was another smell I recognised but couldn't place at 1st, then it dawned on me it was the semi opaque white crystal fertilizer that was used on the dairy estate, that I use to live on in Buckinghamshire. At the time the scenario felt odd & I had a bad feel about the place, it had a bad vibe about the place & so I declined renting. I asked the estate agent, what that was? that had obviously been left behind by the last tenant, & she just shrugged her shoulder's in a blase manner, I thought "aren't you curious about what the hell your ex tenants been doing? or concerned that whatever it is, is stinking the flat out? It was only years later I learnt via the media that both peroxide & chemical fertilizer is used to make suicide bombs etc,

Lots on Xfactor gossip in papers & Now Magazine, quite frankly I couldn't care less who's in a relationship & who isn't & which housemates are getting it on BORING!! Yawnnnnnn!!! Wagner could be shagging the whole of One Direction & Belle Amie for all I care!!

Also in the papers was Deuces being burnt down, so I was wrong Sunday it was genuine (BUT they must of staged the back of the bar with bottles of alcohol for the filming) if the fire burnt the bar top, the way it looks on TV, the searing heat would of definitely made the flammable bottles of booze on the shelf behind explode!! FACT!!! I have worked in Bars & in Clubs in the past!!..... one fact left out of The Only Way Is Essex is that it wasn't just Mark Wright's Bar it was joint owned with Jack Tweedy. Police think it may be down to a Turf War between rival gangs (more likely someone with a grudge against Tweedy!!)


Tuesday 2nd Nov, had a really intense dream, that I was holding this huge party friends & boyfriend & relatives past & present was there, there were costumes & I was talking to my friends Anna & Candie, it turned out they had both been in a relationship, with the ex love of my life & was telling me the weird things he did to woo them, I thought that's so not like the man I use to know & love, what the hell happened to him to make him so odd? I was chatting to lots of people but guys kept giving me odd looks, then when I walked past a mirror I saw I had the huge lashes on I wore for Halloween. I was sat on a sofa after putting food in the oven to cook for the party & was looking through magazines that had been in a big clear zip fasten plastic envelope, I ripped out a few pages with fancy dress costumes patterns on, from a Woman's Own magazine, then I realised they were my friend Nat's magazines & thought that's not the kind of magazine Nat or I would buy, it's more for old people, wondered why I pulled out the patterns as I don't have kids & thought "I guess I planned to upscale them for adults" I took a roast dinner out of the bottom of the oven & then cup cakes out of the top half, then I woke.


Had Breakfast & popped out for a newspaper & discovered a set of dumb bells put out for the rubbish, so I had those!! Popped to Jennies for a Coffee, made a big fuss of Stanley with lots of cuddles, had a slow walk round the park & really wished my camera wasn't broken, the yellow, orange, copper & red leaves on the trees against the purplish grey sky looked stunning & would of made a great photo. Went back to Jennies again for another coffee & she said to come over Thursday night, for a chilled evening in front of the TV when Edgar goes out with the darts team to play a match, I will be back the following Thursday with flowers, for Amy's grave, (Jennie & Edgar let me bury Amy in their garden as I couldn't in my courtyard) as it will be a year on Nov 11th since she died. Jennie headed out to pick up the kids for school & I headed off to pick up more Match Attax cards with my voucher from The Sun from WHS.

Had Fajita Quorn Strips in a wheat & gluten free pitta with humus, for lunch followed with Total Yogurt with sliced banana & peanut butter in. Read The Sun & was in Tears reading about the poor, sad eyed, bear, in a filthy cage outside at a cafe, in Gabala, Northern Azerbaijan, Starving & forced to drink Cola from a 2ltr bottle, for the amusement of the cafe patrons, two days later the poor darling was dead, and quickly replaced by another one, the vile cafe owner said "we just catch a new one up in the mountains!" I hope next time he is mauled to death by one, the evil scum!!....... (video of it's torment below)

The Poor, Starving, Sad Eyed Bear, Drinks Cola

Did some more housework, still angry & hurt about the bear, I love animals & animal cruelty breaks my heart! There was a bit about a waster who doesn't want to work, in the paper yesterday, who the BBC had portrayed as a victim (like they also do to terrorists, which is why I never watch the BBC news as it is so biast & New Labour driven, news should be impartial)  James Van-Cliff quit because his weekly pay of £93 was not enough (now if his weekly rent was £150 like mine I could understand a bit as he'd need a 2nd job to pay rent & bills) but his rent was £9 a week!! BLOODY HELL!!!!!...... that's £39 a calender month compared to my £650 a calender HOLLY COW,  if my rent became £39 a month tomorrow I would think all my Christmas's & Birthday's had come at once & I'd have a job & a sense of security within 24hrs!! he is whining because his benefit is going to be reduced by £9 FFS!!!! with rent that low you shouldn't be claiming benefit you should be off your arse looking for work!! especially as he shares the flat & rent with his Girlfriend, so that's £4.50 rent a week or £19.50 a month!! My god he couldn't be in a more easy place to get work, how the BBC could portray him as a victim of the new government & their cuts (due to the BBC's darling Labour)

Poor Work-shy  James & Girlfriend

Don't they just ooze intellect & charm!

Meanwhile I have been on the waiting list for 30yrs for affordable housing & no higher up the list, as I don't have enough points to get higher up the list (which I could get by being, a criminal, a druggie or spawning a brood of illegitimate children!!!) so I have to pay private landlord rent of £650 a month & when I find myself out of work due to company liquidation, I am competing in an industry where 5000 and sometimes more can be trying for the same job, which increases with every retail outlet that goes under!! not only that, but I am limited in my options, as I need to ensure that the job will be able to cover my rent, my bills, my travel to the job, and food & other essentials, let alone enough for a treat or occasional holiday!! How the Fuck can this guy feel he is hard done by? I bet he doesn't put a dressing gown & beanie cap on over clothes indoors in winter to delay having to use the heating, or only have the lights on in the room his in, or live on porridge for weeks to pay winter bills!! makes you sick!!...


Talking of which no response from jobs I reapplied for yet, but Oaklands College did contact me, Re me doing a featured minor part for free, in their St Albans Film, but the auditions are in Oaklands in Welwyn Garden City on Nov 5th, NOT Oaklands St Albans, so not sure I can afford the fare to go? especially as I'm trying to see if I can get to Candies for her fireworks party.

Did some washing up and other household chores, then watched The Vampire Diary's. Sold another item on ebay for a few quid, so I will put in the post tomorrow. Then Chilled with the paper, and some home made salted popcorn, The Sun contained more on the scum trying to blow up aeroplanes with ink cassette bombs, ironically its Guy Fawkes Night, on Friday, when we celebrate him trying to blow up a corrupt government, in The Houses Of Parliament (rather like New Labour) I wouldn't be surprised if Scum Fanatics tried to attempt the same this Friday!!.....

Did some more job searches & sent off 30 job applications & 6 audition applications, I am betting I can count those that reply on one hand!!......watched Numbers & the brilliant Flashpoint and then crashed for the night!

Wednesday 3rd Nov, Dreamt I went to a huge club with Ian & (BB8) Jonty as guests of honour & went down a huge curving staircase into the throng, I recall Jonty getting spanked by someone & being outside later, doing something (which I cant recall) & having to walk down a pitch black path having to feel my way along, and I felt a body it didn't move or make a sound & I felt it must be dead, then I was in a house having some kind of disagreement with my brother Bill, also I seemed to be packing up stuff in a room.


Grey and gloomy out popped to the shop to get a Sun Newspaper & a few home essentials, then had a plain Oat so Simple & banana, and coffee then popped out & got my free 2Ltr bottle of  Zero Coke from Tesco with my voucher, then popped to WHS and got my free Match Attax Binder & cards with my other voucher & bought a Closer magazine. Saw the Dwarf city bin refuse collector & street sweeper that I often run into & had a chat, he has his own Facebook Supporters page bless him!! Then famished I went home for a Jacket potato & chili backed beans Yum!!


Read the sun paper and flicked through Closer Magazine, they had an article on Lauren Goodger from The Only Way Is Essex, They described her as the vulnerable one we can all relate to!!!..... Errrrrr NO!!! Not me I think she is a vile, vindictive, up herself, unprofessional, petty, spiteful, bitch!!!  who walks round like she is something special, and has a bad smell under her nose!!

 

She was Vile to poor Lucy I don't know if some of it was staged for the show or not (I'm guessing not, as you would not willingly agree to do, something that makes you look like a bitch, if your not!! unless your extremely stupid!!) although she doesn't come across as very intelligent to be honest!


If your pissed off your ex has moved on fair enough!! If you need to be catty (even though it makes you look pathetic!!) be catty to him, not his new girlfriend who has done nothing wrong by dating your ex!!


She has slagged off poor Lucy every opportunity she had, saying she looked like a teenager & that she is ugly (knowing Lucy will watch the show & see that, as will Mark) Lauren is jealous (or Jell if you want to use Essex speak) because Lucy is younger, slimmer & prettier than Lauren is, with her wide, flat, sour face!!

Lauren Goodger

If her actions were not staged then she was pathetic, petty & unprofessional, especially when she left Lucy off the Essex Fashion Week posters, when her designs were on the catwalk, & then, despite saying to Lucy she would keep things professional  (after a talking to by her far to lenient bosses) but then left her off of the catwalk, when she put all the other designers on the catwalk at the end, to thank them all for their fashion contributions. Also she slagged off Lucy & her clothes to Amy & Sam when she got them to model them (funny, as she liked them enough to choose them, before she knew who Lucy was....... pathetic bitch!!)


If The Essex Fashion Week bitchiness to Lucy was not staged for the show, then her bosses in the rag trade (if she really does work for them are fools!!) If I had been them I would of fired her!! (she should at the very least have got a official warning!) I have worked in the fashion & beauty industry for 30yrs as a Model, Designer, Illustrator, Stylist, Sales Assistant & Retail Manager, If I had let my private life interfere with my integrity at work in any of those positions, even once I would of been picking up my P45, If those to guys really do have a fashion business & have allowed cameras into it, then if they had any brains, they would of held a meeting before filming started, and told all staff that they represented the face of their company & at all times they should be setting a good example for the business!!


Lauren's actions could loose them customers & clients, when they see somebody with a "supposedly" high position in the firm, omit a client from advertising/promotion, exempt them from recognition & thanks publicly and on camera & slagged off their clothes in front of others just because they are dating an Ex of hers (I certainly wouldn't want them to have any of my business in case I as a client got the same treatment!) Her actions will have cost them business!!


Also in Closer mag was a article on a Swinging Gran, Carol Bone (apt surname) who has had 200 one night stands, with toyboys. I thought regular sex was meant to keep you youthful yet at 62yrs Carol looks more ancient than my mum did at 79yrs!! Proving yet again its no accident Swingers rhymes with Mingers!!.... she said she doesn't like overweight people, but she has a quite a chunky torso & belly herself on top of her thinnish legs, she looks like an old Joe Pasquali, in cheap lingerie, with a peroxide crop!! I wonder how attractive the toyboy swingers are? She makes my present over 2yrs of celibacy look positively frigid lol

Swinging 62yr Old Carol Bone

Then there was the article on vile mother Joy Watson, who lets her 14yr daughter Sophie Watson have permanent tattooed make up, drink (I grew up from 7yrs having the occasional small glass of wine with Sunday dinner or at Xmas or birthday celebrations to teach us responsible drinking as not to go crazy once at legal drinking age) go clubbing (I was allowed to from 11yrs with certain rules to adhere to!!) & put her on the pill knowing she has been having sex, (four so far!) I went on the pill at 11yrs due to having agonising periods from 9yrs & I remained a virgin (through choice) into my 20's!! Sophie is determined to become famous (a famous what, SLAG??) her mum Joy said "I laughed once when she grumbled once that she had, had a crap shag!!" adding "that doesn't make me an irresponsible mum!!" (oh yes it fucking does you stupid cow!!! you should be horrified that your daughter has racked up 4 sexual partners at 14yrs NOT F**KING LAUGHING!!) She drew the line recently though, when she found her daughter in bed with a girl & boy of the same age, but Sophie claims she "ONLY" had sex with the boy!! (oh that's OK then!!!) Sophie who is dating a 17yr old says she goes out on a Thursday night & her mum won't really see her again until Sunday!!! (yeah your not a irresponsible mum are you Joy!!!) My parents would be pulling their hair out with worry if I was 15mins over my night curfew let alone be gone for days!! Joy says Sophie is Very mature & acts within the boundaries she sets (what fucking boundaries??? that will be NONE from what I can tell!!) she use to drink 5-8 pints of larger a night, but now has half a litre of vodka a couple of times a week. She once threw up in the sink when drinking at home & the pic was put up on facebook before heading out clubbing  which her caring mother was aware of!! (my parents would of never let me get into that state at home, and wouldn't allow me to go out clubbing after being sick due to too much drink, in my 20's let alone at 14!!!) I did use to go to over 21 nightclubs at 13yrs because I looked older & I'd have enough cash for 3 rum & blacks my drink of the time, but my dad drove me there & would be parked directly opposite the exit & for the leniency of my parents, the rules were the minuet the last dance ends I was to get my coat & go directly to the exit to my dad in the car, no going off anywhere with anyone & I never did. I lived in a small village that had nothing but fields & livestock & houses, and I was into fashion & dancing, so my parents trusted me to go out & indulge in my love of dancing, but nothing else, and I never wanted to disappoint them!! Joy knows Sophie has slept with 4 boys & doesn't think it's too many as her 13yr old friend has slept with 20!!! fuck me do these young girls of today have no self respect?? (my parents would of been horribly disappointed with me if I'd slept with one guy at 14 let alone 4 & if they found out one of my younger friends had had 20 sexual encounters, they would not allow me to hang out with her anymore!) That girl will end up either dead from either booze, or drugs, before she hits her 30's or Raped/Murdered or on the game! Tragic!!

 Vile Joy & tragic daughter Sophie

Watched the inept morons on The Apprentice (if this is the cream of the crop from the applicants, what kind of useless tossers got rejected??) This week it was a fashion retail task (one I'd excel in!!) So it was a case of  who had the task sewn up & who Over-locked what was needed to win!! one collection made me laugh a dress was sold for £400 that was made from men's ties sewn together, I made a skirt out of my dads old ties when I was 16yrs old in 1980, maybe I should rake it out of my fancy dress box & sell it lol!!!


Watched The Only Way Is Essex, Harry was in his pants & shower cap having a spray tan, I knew he was thin but OMG!!! he is emaciated, he looks like a victim from Belsen Nazi Concentration Camp. That can't be healthy!! Amy's other little fat pug was on today (the black one) is probably heavier than Harry!! Lauren was as sour faced & unpleasant as usual, and Kirk his normal nice but dim self (which makes it hard to believe he owns/runs a club!) The nicest guy (even if a bit cheesy!) is Arg.

Harry Clip From "The Only Way Is Essex" 

Chilled while sending off some job applications, while waiting for RuPauls Drag Race to Come on, I'd been offered an audition to be in a new quiz shows pilot, but they only pay travel expenses when making the pilot as your not paid for it, but not for audition, so I can't afford to do that at the moment.


Watched RuPauls Drag Race BRILLIANT!! ...... it was Dragmothers theme tonight, very good sadly the very funny Pandora Boxx was told to Sashay Away (I'd of preferred "The Other Tyra" to go, she is pretty when done up, but just a Beyonce wannabe, but without any of the Sasha Fierce-ness!!) I think it will be Raven, Juju Bee & Tatianna in the final three!!

 Ravishing Raven

 Juicy Juju Bee

Tasty Tatianna

Pandora Boxx, Gone But Not Forgotten

Thursday 4th Nov, Had another of my odd dreams, connected to TV & party's again. I'm having a better social life in my dreams than in reality!!!...... Woke with a rough sore throat, knew it was coming (despite trying to avoid it with warm clothes & scarfs) I popped out to the post office to send off a parcel & popped into WHS for some more Match Attax cards, & popped to see Aku & give him some fuss & a cuddle, as the fireworks going off are scaring him, as he sleeps outside in a kennel, I'd have him round mine (even though I'm not allowed to have my pets here) this week but I'm going to be out Friday night at Candies Firework Party, when most will be setting off fireworks round here & I have lots of breakables that could get ruined if he went a bit crazy due to fear of the noise, or wee'd or poo'd in my flat due to fear!! or ripped up soft furnishings, if I was home at the weekend I would of stolen him away to be with me, I'd hate to think of him being scared! so he got lost of kisses & cuddles.

Went home made a hot toddy (JD, lemon juice, honey & hot water) to soothe my throat & clear blocked sinuses &  bought some lockets to suck on, also went to buy a Now Magazine & saw they were doing a 2 magazine offer, so I bought that & when I got in I found the other mag was Woman (which is a bit like woman's own in my dream, I'll laugh if there is a dressmaking pattern in it that I pull out!!) had some pea soup for lunch then made a big batch of my Spicy Winter Warmer Soup, with lots of Chili, Ginger & Garlic in, that should hope attack my sore throat/cold germs!!!

Around 6pm Fireworks started going off, already? I thought & then realised it must be Diwali today, that always gets a lot of fireworks set off round here over the past 5yrs (guess the Asian population in St Albans has increased over the past 5yrs) thought of poor Aku I hope there is not any going off near him, poor baby.

Had some of my homemade soup (very good) then went round Jennies for a chilled girly night in front of the TV, while Edgar played darts, Watched Drop Dead Diva & Nikita (think Living is one of the few stations I'd consider paying for if I had the cash) Then I watched Celebrity Juice which was excellent this week but I was shocked to discover Jennie had never seen it before!!! I guess she is out watching Edgar play darts most Thursdays.


Went home after a coffee when Edgar got home, and watched True Blood (it just keeps getting better!!) Read some of The Sun Paper, this country is way too soft Police allowed Islamic's to protest over attempted murderer, Roshanara Choudhry


Friday 5th Nov, despite not falling asleep until some time between 7-8am I was awoken at 9am by a screaming brat, kicking off about having its haircut downstairs & he continued to screech on the top of his lungs for at least 15mins, obviously not wanting his hair cut. What the hell was his parent doing? I would of got a slap or at least the threat of one if I'd shown my dad up in public like that!! I was tempted to go downstairs & wring the brats neck myself!! Throat so sore & voice gone there is no way I'm going to be able to do that audition in Welwyn today, even after another hot toddy & locket lozenges. Got some sad news by phone at 10am meaning I definitely wasn't going to be able to make it, I was just about to text the Oaklands student when he text me, I replied I was unable to come explaining why, then popped out to see a friend.


The sky has been dark since 10am, looks like today will be an eternal evening, also its piddling down with rain outside, hope that doesn't put a dampener on Candie & Costa's fireworks....... packed an overnight bag for Candies & made a jacket potato with homemade ratatouille on it for brunch.


My Aussie soldier friend who is moving back to Australia soon (now his tour of duty in Iraq is over) is meant to be coming to stay the weekend (arranged weeks ago) but he hasn't been in contact recently, so I bet he has forgotten (and I'm not the type, to chase after a man to see whats happening, I always work by the rule of never letting a man become your priority, while allowing yourself to be his option!!) If I'm not important enough for him to remember, he is not important enough for me to hang about for or to remind!


Washed & dried hair though don't know why as it will be ruined by the rain & wind, did a smokey eyed with pail pink lips make-up. Wore capped sleeved, cowl necked, military styled, black, sweater dress, with a long sleeved black T-Shirt underneath, with thick black tights, and knee high KG pull up boots, put my black sequined knitted beanie/beret in my big black sequined shopper bag, Pulled on my Cream Cashmere Tommy Hilfiger Coat & grabbed my Black & white Versace umbrella & headed into town in the pouring rain at 4.20pm popped to WHS to get some more free Match Attax cards, then waited for the 712 bus to London, it was due at 5pm but arrived at 5.15pm due to traffic, then changed at Brent Cross for a 102 to Muswell Hill. London to my surprise unlike St Albans, was not chucking it down with rain!!


I got to Candies at 7pm & was greeted by an excited Xavier, and an equally excited Costa showed me his huge array of Fireworks for the evening (think he may put an organized event to shame, think he has enough to blow up the houses of Parliament) chatted to Candie in the Kitchen with some Mulled wine as I was the 1st to arrive.  Candie asked if I'd be spending Xmas with them? I said "Yeah if that's OK & your not going to be in Torquay" She said "Yeah I just thought maybe your sister or brother might of asked you to spend it with them" I laughed & said "There's no chance of that happening!!" soon after Candie's Policewoman friend Jenny arrived, with her two boys, then some more neighbours shortly after.

 Jenny

I had some more mulled wine (good for bad throat) Nat & Terry arrived & I caught up with the gossip & what had been happening with them, had some of the cheese, salad & pesto pasta from the buffet Candie had prepared, with some red wine. Chatted to Nat & Terry about the fantastic Season 2 of RuPaul's Drag Race, we think Raven is very much like, the fabulous Shannel from Season 1.

 Raven

Raven

 Shannel

 Shannel

Shannel

Candie's Film making next door neighbours arrived, and also her soon to be divorced neighbour & his two kids (one boy, one girl) Despite bagging herself a new man in France, Policewoman Jenny (who is soon moving to France, with her kids near the Swiss boarders) set the soon to be divorced daddy in her sights & it was a master class in seduction, as she cock blocked him, and manipulated him into being in parts of the house away from other people, with a lot of touchy feely rubbing of his arm, leg, waist as they spoke!! The only fly in the ointment was his daughter (older of the two kids) who kept looking daggers at Jenny (and to me when I spoke to her dad) apparently although she is happy for her mum to be in a new relationship with a toyboy, she thinks she is the only female that needs to be in her dad's life! Nat, Terry & Candie were making me laugh saying I'd let them down by not bagging the eligible soon to be single man in the room!! adding "Pipped to the post by Jenny of all people who already has a man!! tut tut your losing your touch!!" I laughed I wasn't even looking to pull & he is shorter than me anyway!! chatted briefly to the divorcee to be.

Chatted to Candies Fun friend Stuart (who was at the burlesque fundraiser the other week) and Candie & I were telling him our (before we are 50) plans to have a Vajazzle & had to explain what it was, then I joked I might get a Penis Fly Trap done, he asked what that was? & I joked it was the same as a Vajazzle but instead of using rhinestones, you just slick very long eyelashes at the edge of each lip, opposite each other so it looks like a Venus Fly Trap lol......

We also said about our other (before we are 50) plans to do burlesque classes together, and to be life models, for art classes, makes a change from being the art student taking the classes!!

One Of My Life Drawings, When A Teenage Art Student

Stuart made me laugh when he said we could get our Vajazzles before we do our life class, that would certainly be a surprise for the art students, lol!!.... I said you could get a plain or multi coloured vajazzle & I thought I'd go with the plain, Stuart agreed that the multi coloured ones would look tacky!! & then we cracked up again, as if either would look classy!!

The excellent Fireworks show went off, Costa definitely got some excellent fireworks!! The house was full of smoke from the gunpowder from the fireworks let off in the garden, and Candie took rounds of Camembert out of the oven which we had with chunks of fresh bread & more red wine! Chatted some more to Stuart, like my friend Ozzy he is moving back to Australia, with his wife & two kids, she & the kids have gone ahead & he is tying up a few loose ends before following them on Tuesday (or at least he should be, but plane problems in the news lately has meant he may have to have his scheduled flight delayed) Jenny was getting more pissed and getting more full on flirty & she managed to get the soon to be divorced daddy's telephone number (you go girl!!) Nat & Terry gave me "that should of been you" looks which cracked me up!!

I could see Costa sat talking to Stuart was inebriated as his eyes were looking tired and heavy, when the Numbers had lessened to only a few kids & mostly close friends Candie put the music on & at one point was dancing on the table, while her son Xavier (Mr I love doing the clearing up) was putting bottles in the recycling & wiping surfaces & mopping the floor Costa was video tapping the bunch of us singing along to 80's hits, and I started to laugh & said he should send it into you've been framed, as you would of seen a bunch of boozy adults singing & in the background a 9yr old in a hi visibility jacket mopping the floor, it would look like child labour lol.....

But then he got over excited with an audience & with Candie dancing on the big wooden dining table he wanted to clean, Xavier shoved Candie & she went flying off the table into the large fireplace (luckily with no lit fire) hurting her back on the marble hearth!! OUCH! (She could end up with back problems like me now!!) after checking she was OK (Xavier was rapidly dispatched off to bed!!) We joked could she do it again? now that Costa had the video camera with him again, as we could make £200 for that on "You've Been Framed!!" 

The gang chatted some more & I went on the Cognac (good for throat) I coughed & ended up with a mouth full of phlegm (gross!!) so had to make my self scarce to rid myself of it (but Terry had clocked what happened by the look of horror on my face) Nat was looking fantastic, he'd lost more weight & had gained muscle, he said I looked better for gaining weight as did Terry, saying I looked so much better with some weight on!! I said I still wanted to lose the 1.5 - 2st I have gained, they said not to! Nat said it was when he looked at some pictures recently that he realised how skinny I'd got before.

 A Much Thinner Nat

A Bigger Nat, With A Slimmer Me

Saw Jenny in her coat wheeling a bike out the door, and assumed she was wheeling one of her boys bikes home, before coming back for the kids, a while later Candies phone went, Costa answered & there was some drama involving Jenny & Xavier's bike, that Candie & Nat had to go into the NOW pouring rain to sort. Super nosey Xavier heard his bike mentioned & stormed downstairs demanding to know where his bike was!!? He was dispatched back to bed & a while later Candie phoned my mobile, apparently Jenny had taken Xavier's bike to go to the garage for cigarettes & pain killers for Candie's back. As a policewoman you would of thought she would know she she shouldn't be on a bike while under the influence & especially a kids bike while pissed. 

Apparently she was covered in blood after coming off the bike & needed her kids distracted not to see her, well one was asleep on the sofa the other absorbed in poker game on the PC so it was not difficult to usher up to the bathroom unseen by them, she had a lump on her temple, a cut knee a cut elbow, the stockings she was flashing earlier were now shredded, eventually a Cab came & Jenny & kids were dispatched into the night. 

So then there was 8 of us and we let off the 2 giant flying lanterns off in the garden (that Nat & Terry had brought with them) the 1st Red one got caught on the shrubs underneath the boys bedroom window so Candy Knocked it down with a broom handle before it caused a blaze (in spite of the rain) the 2nd a white one sailed off like a rocket in the sky. Eventually everyone left except me & another of Candies friends & we crashed out on the blow up bed in Candies spare room. So with the excess of fireworks, Candies tumble off the Dining room table & Jenny's somersaults over the handlebars Candies Nov 5th Party definitely went off with a BANG!!!

Sunday 6th Nov, got up around 8-8.30am when I heard Candie up and about, her back is still very painful, I am sure she will find she will have troubles in the future with it!! I said Xavier would go ape when he sees the tate Jenny has got his bike in (he only had a few minor repairs a few weeks back) Chatted about the party & laughed about the goings on in the evening, and some neighbours networking each other like it was some cooperate suaray!! Showed Candie some old pics I found amid mums stuff in my back room, of me as a kid and my parents etc to scan

 Me & Monkey

 Me & Vicky

Me & Whisky

 With Mum & My Sister Julie

 Mum & Dad, At A Party, In A Bar

 

Me Aged 6yrs 

Had a Coffee plus Haloumi & Tomato roll for breakfast, Xavier came down and went into melt down over his bike (as I knew he would) and Candie was none to pleased when she looked and saw just how much damage Jenny had done. Costa headed off to his office for a bit & at 1.40pm I headed off to get the 102 bus as the last two 712 buses on a Saturday are at 3.30 or 6.40pm so decided on the 3.30pm one. Got a Sun paper from news agents en route to 102 stop & the bus arrived as soon as I got to the stop (great timing!) got to Brent Cross a hr early at 2.30pm so thought I'd pop to WHS for more free Match Attax tickets & have a nostalgic wander round Brent Cross. I was shocked when I lived in London I use to go to Brent Cross occasionally on a bus from Bounds Green, I use to think it was a big shopping centre but today it seemed tiny, The Harlequin in Watford dwarfs it!! it doesn't even have a Primark I thought ALL shopping centres did!? 

Got the 712 to St Albans & went to WHS in St Albans & got a 2nd lot of Match Attax tickets, then went home, could feel cold coming out more. Warmed up some of my spicy soup & downloaded some of my scanned photos into my facebook,  family tree album. then chilled in bed, still dressed, watching the TV as I felt Cold (having a cold didn't help) had a few texts from Nat, Candie made me laugh on Facebook.... saying....

Costa's excelled himself tonight I was just tucked up in bed when who knocks on the door ? Oh just the people he invited over to dinner, he'd forgotten about it and not mentioned a word to me!!! And although was great to see them I may actually properly kill him this time!!!!

Had to laugh that's typical Costa!!.... I asked if that's what he meant, when he said he had made arrangements with Stuart tonight? she replied.......

Oh no he would have gone out and left me with my surprise guests by myself if stu hadn't cancelled !!! 

That's so funny & with Candies ability to sleep through a bomb blast ..... literally!! (I once went to visit her in her flat in Cadagan Place, Knightsbridge, there were police & firemen & camera men everywhere the house 3 doors down from hers had been victim to a bomb attack, it had exploded & the firemen were putting out the flames, I was smashing on her front door & sitting room window <where she had fallen asleep on the couch> for 45mins before I managed to wake her!!) I said to her Lucky Stuart did Cancel & Costa was there, or your guests would have been hammering on your door to no reply!!!


I watched Harry Hills TV Burp, then The Xfactor..... I had to Twitter people to find out what this weeks song theme was & I found out it was American Anthems, well from the choices tonight, that really was not apparent!! For once I Don't like Dannii's dress tonight the colour was too washed out for her & she looked like a badly wrapped Xmas present  (even though Gok Wan was raving about it on Twitter) nor Cheryl's look she looked like she was playing dress up with a black childish Doyle like bow on her head!!

This Weeks Personal Critique Of The 10 Xfactor Finalists

Matt Cardle :- Good Voice, but not his best ever performance, bloody awful styling though!! That Air force Blue Mandarin collar shirt & Mustard strides should NEVER be seen together again!!! looked like some nerdy electronics shop floor worker!!


Rebecca Ferguson :- Her Vocals are good, not keen on her eye make-up, dress OK, she didn't set my world on fire though!


Mary Byrne :- Yet again the severe hair, but they have swapped the black clothing uniform they give her, for purple, BAD song choice, her worst vocal in show thus far. Didn't like it, was in wrong key for her,made her look like a bad singer!! She could be in trouble!!


Paije Richardson :- F**k me the stylist's have styled him as The Nutty Professor tonight!!! Fun but not "Crazy" about it!! No Pun intended!!


Treyc Cohen :- Good Make-up, Nice clothes & hair (for someone 20yrs older than Treyc) Good Vocals but not amazing!!


Aiden Grimshaw :- He is back to a song that suits him, good performance despite a few odd facial expressions, looking handsome from chest up, styling from waist down still bad!!


One Direction :- Good God its the Glee kids minus the non cheerleader girls, Cheesy performance, not their best performance, stylist was channeling High School Musical!


Cher Lloyd :- Good make-up & hair, the prettiest she has ever looked so far, eyebrows so much better, good vocal, but not crazy about it! Surprisingly a tad Karaoke rather than original, Clothes were better this week too!!


Katie Waissel :- Oh Dear Cheryl, each week the judges (especially Louie) Compare Katie to Gwen Steffani & so this week, you choose No Doubt's "Don't Speak" so a predictable choice & a BIG FAT FAIL!! she doesn't have a strong enough voice to project that song!! Katie is in trouble again this week!! FACT!!.... on the plus point, the only styling I liked 100% and the wig hid those ears & roots again!! Don't Speak is one of the songs I use to sing out of the Covers I did with Evil Barbie & The Ken-Dolls


Wagner:- Well what a surprise 2 songs cut and shunted together again, can't he remember the lyrics of one song all the way through?, bad, the 1st half worse than the last half, my friend Jake was bang on the money, when he said that Wagner looked more like Evil Kenevil after the crash, than Elvis, in that Rhinestone Jumpsuit, he should be out tomorrow night, but whether he will be is yet to be seen!!


The Xtra Factor, the show this week was pretty boring, BUT I found out two things, 1. that vocal coach Savan's face can continue to get stranger!! & 2. That Katie's 1st successful outfit was due to her completely ignoring Xfactors SHIT stylist Grace & doing her own thing!! (Well done Katie!! I take my multi coloured perspex hat off to you!!) That in mind seeing that Cher Lloyd is musing over sounding more Street by becoming Cher-L, how about Stylist Grace doing the same she could become Dis-Grace, as that aptly describes most of her styling attempts & which in turn means that most weeks I'm left with no choice other than to Diss Grace!!...


Caught the end of Million Pound Drop, Nicky wants me to enter for it with her, as we have a good source of general knowledge between us!! Then Dark Blue on Fiver USA then crashed out for the night, not many fireworks tonight so hope if Aku isn't indoors he is not scared!


Sunday 7th Nov, Had a odd dream that I was with Xfactors Katie Waissel & a black girl and we were being part of a 3 part girl group with a black girl I couldn't recognise from my dream, Katie was done up in a cross between her Halloween outfit & last nights Xfactor rock chick look, I was in Evil Barbie mode with big 18" blonde Beehive, the black girl had long hair & looked edgy & funky too!!! I was helping Katie make a Collage like poster as we killed time while camera's were being set up for either a photo shoot or pop video!


Woke with a sore throat, singing Friday night no doubt didn't help!! so stayed in bed drinking hot lemon & honey until 1pm trying to sweat the bitch out!! Then I got up washed & dressed & popped out for a News Of The World Paper a packet of Lockets for my throat & a mini JD to go in my hot toddy's for my cold!!...

I got on the scales I'd gained 2.5lb since Thursday, I knew I would as I ate bread & drank wine at Candies, Fri & Sat. Had Oat So Simple for brunch & later I had two quorn burgers with mustard & beans with lots of chili & curry powder in (to sweat cold out more)

Watched Coach trip while wrapped up like a Mummy trying to sweat out cold, I met the gay Hairdresser Pasquali when I auditioned for Coach trip, my friend Gemma & I got through but they changed the time period we were originally slotted into & Gemma couldn't get those dates off work, I ran into him again for another audition for a game show about a year later, still bunged up I had more hot toddy's.......Read the Sunday paper (didn't win the lottery with my 2 lucky dip lines!!) bugger another broke week next week then!!

Watched The Xactor Results Show, Dannii looked stunning in her figure hugging black dress, Cheryl cute in her beige number, Simon his usual self, but Louie looked stupid in his bow tie, the look just doesn't suit him, after the work done to make him look more youthful that look ages him!!!

The joint contestant song started Pinks "Rock Star" the girls looked OK but yet again the stylist's gave Mary severe hair that made her look even more like the picture below

Xfactor Stop with the pulled back piled high hair look for Mary PRONTO!!!!.... It's not flattering & unlike all other female contestants its bloody repetitive, like constantly dressing her in dark colours!! 

Shayne Ward was on & was looking a bit gaunt & looking at his styling tonight, I wouldn't be surprised if he is the next ex Xfactor contestant, to take a step out of the closet, oh dear what has happened to him?, I use to find him handsome, not tonight!! Song was also a damp squib, I wont be rushing out to buy it!! 

The Other Fab Minogue, Kylie was up next, Kylie looked pretty & cute in her little red mini dress, but for once not blown away by her new song, catchy, the kind of tune to blast out as a girl, when driving along in an open topped car, on a sunny day but more an album track than a single track!!

The break arrived and I felt Katie, Mary or Wagner could be in trouble, when the show came back it was results time!!!..... time to see where the public axe fell!!.... Aiden SAFE, Rebecca SAFE, Matt SAFE, One Direction SAFE, Paije SAFE, Cher SAFE, Wagner (amazingly) SAFE, it's now down to 3 Mary, TreyC & Katie, will the public's love for Mary Save her? or will my prediction of Mary & Katie come true? or like my dream will it be Katie V TreyC (the unknown black girl with long hair <TreyC's hair is down tonight>) Mary SAFE, OMG my dream was prophetic, as it was Katie & TreyC in the final sing off, so singing together, only my presence is missing (though at home watching!!) Katie sang 1st, Singing don't give up on me, not her best vocals quite weak again!! TreyC was next with Unbreak My Heart, a great song, but again her vocals were not at their best tonight, not quite sure who will be saved or maybe it will go to deadlock, then probably Katie will go! Hmmmmmmm?

Cheryl was gutless & refused to vote on either of her two acts so it was down to Louie after Simon Saved Katie & Dannii Saved TreyC & he predictably saved Katie!!! Which I thought was a cop out as Cheryl didn't vote it should of gone to deadlock!!

The Xtra Factor, dull show other than a caller telling Louie he looks like a Young Liberace, Konnie Huq is rather boring to watch tonight! Bland & Beige presenting yawn!!

Watched "The Only Way Is Essex" wondering if Cheryl Cole got her red hair look idea from Amy, the only difference being it suits Amy!! Arg bless him looks so shy judging the boxing ring card girls who were auditioning. Lydia is being pathetic, over Arg auditioning the girls, leave Shy, sweet Arg alone. I was with the footballer & property guy cracking up at Sam & Amy when they asked where North London was!! But nice to see them do the old secret code re guys on date or at a party, that my girlfriends & I have used over the past 24yrs we even used lip gloss as one of them, at one legendary Party I went to with Anna, Andrulla & Andrea in my Gori girl days!!! Kirk is on his date with the Ex Model DJ Lauren. She has a good tall slim body, and thick long hair but she is Fugly man!!! her big forehead and egg shaped head makes her look between a cross between an Albino Somalian or one of the classic Greys (in Alien sightings) & has that common accent!! PML Amy thought Guy Fawkes died on Nov 5th what do teachers teach in schools these days? to turn out so many people in their teens & 20's that are so ill educated?

Read some more of NOTW big double page spread on Christine Bleakley by Dan Wootton, didn't read it as She is boring enough to watch as it is, let alone to read about, don't get the Christine B hype at all, average looks, boyish body, average presenting skills & zero charisma!! YAWN!!!.....

Browsed through Now Magazine, Kirk is in it in his pants (turns out his dad owns Sugar Hut nightclub, so that's how he got to be a manager!!) Also an article on Noel Biderman's dating website for married people ashleymadison.com 

Watched The Real Housewives Of  New Jersey,  divinely Bitchy!! Teresa's daughter Gia is a spoilt, vain, precocious little brat!! But Teresa is an up herself, pain in the arse, so it's no surprise her kid grew up so annoying. Can't stand Caroline, or Teresa's husband  Joe either. Daniel has a hard as nails face (not helped by some too severe cosmetic work) but with her life story that's not surprising and of all the housewives of New Jersey she is actually the most likable, and has the best well adjusted kids, and Christie made a very pretty model. 

Went to try to sleep after that as I have a meeting I have to attend at 11am, don't know what it's about but as I have been emailing re money I should be reimbursed, after money I was due wasn't paid by mistake into my account, meant a direct debit couldn't be paid & I got £25 bank charges after I sent my bank statement as proof, the idiots wrote to me asking me to send it, after I already had!! I emailed them this NO REPLY I have continued to email them for 3 months STILL NO REPLY!!  You can bet your bottom dollar that, if it was me owing them money, they would be answering me back inept useless assholes!!