Horsing Around With Buddie Simon
Then I wandered into a factory & my mum was working there, earning £20 a week & I thought 'How can she survive on that?' Then I was somewhere, having to share a bed with my brother Bill & he was talking & moving about in his sleep & trying to push me forcibly, out of the bed, but he wasn't talking in his voice, he was talking & acting like Candies 6yr old Tiger! I woke up thinking 'What the hell was that all about?'
It's another beautiful sunny day out, so I am gonna enjoy my 2hr power walk today. I had a wash & had a Galaxy Chocolate Shake for breakfast & put hair up in a pony tail, put on my red/white/dark grey 3/4 gym trousers & a red camisole top over a longer white camisole top & my TrimSoles, & went make-up free so my face can tan more, while wearing my Dolce Gabbana Sunglasses (Exercise celeb stylie lol) Then I headed off up the park. I passed my friend David's & so I took his two chocolate Labrador's, Betty & Stanley along for the company & some exercise for them too.
Roswell Autopsy??
As I got home the sky's went grey, there was no sign of the brilliant sunshine of earlier, in fact shortly after it poured with rain, with a gale lashing it against my window for a few hours. It was still the same after 'The Real Housewives Of Orange County' had finished & then at 5.30pm it had cleared again & it was back to a lovely sunny day, but now with a bit of a breeze. Ian called & we chatted for a bit & caught up & then my friend Mike called saying 'we must catch up soon' I watched 'Home & Away' & had some chopped steamed veg mixed with herbs, plus garlic, chilli & ginger, sprinkled with some mozzarella & melted under the grill, washed down with a Diet Coke or two!
Tuesday 12th April, I dreamt I was working for Jungle again, but this time they had a shoe shop, as well as a clothes shop, & for some strange reason, I'd been storing my own shoes, on the 1st two wall shelving units, by the door, and I noticed that there were new shoes on them, not mine! I asked where my shoes that were on there, before, went? The new sales girl said she'd sold them all, I went crazy, saying they were all mine & all had cost me £200+ each, including a very expensive pair of long, black, designer boots. I was fuming!! I was wearing one of their black leather & faux cheetah skin dresses (That I use to own) and put on the matching black leather & faux cheetah skin Coat & headed off to the head office.
The shop girls were following me & I said 'Who's in the shop?' they said 'Nobody!' I said 'Who locked it up?' They said 'Nobody!!' I shouted at them 'You left a unlocked shop unattended? anyone could walk in & walk out of the shop with stock & takings are you mad?? Get back there now & we better not of been robbed!!' I then walked into a bar, that it appeared I worked at. But I woke at 8am, due to one of the hairdressers, talking very loudly, below me, I then fell asleep again until 9am.
Marilyn Monroe
Richard Madeley
Still looking for a toilet, I wandered into a perfumery dept, I then realised, I was in the store, that was below the apartment. So I found myself looking for a way back upstairs again. I went through a door & realised it lead to the staff area staircase. I ran into Richard Madeley (Richard & Judy) who said he could get me back to the party. He took me along a very high, thin, flint, wall which I was frightened of falling off of, due to the uneven flint surface.
The Vile Accused, Chris Halliwell,
France has banned the Burka, GOOD, in the Koran it does not say at all, that women should be hidden away, all but their eyes! That is something, that misogynistic males have introduced to Islam, to have control over & weaken women. The same men who don't want women to receive an education, and it has absolutely fuck all to do with the Koran & Islam!! It is also a perfect cloaking medium, for terrorists & criminals to use to hide behind, while they commit their crimes/atrocity's (With CCTVs unable to recognise, who is under there, by just their eyes alone, especially if they also don sunglasses too!!) It is NOT a religious garment, and if they do not wish to live somewhere that bans it, then move back home, or to somewhere that allows it (Preferably NOT the too soft UK!!) Personally I'd like to see the UK follow suit!
Burka Babes!
Women in France who defied the ban law, were arrested yesterday. Yet ironically the biggest protest was outside the French Embassy, in way too soft England. Fronted by the Vile hate preacher Anjem Choudary (who should be behind bars himself!) Fines in France for wearing a Burka is £132 & they can also be ordered to re educating classes, pointing out the fact that Burka is nothing to do with religion, but about male dominance over their females. Men forcing women to wear one, such as their husbands or imams, face fines of £26,500 & a year in jail (Having lived & worked in Paris, I was no fan of the arrogant Parisian's, but for once I agree with the French, shame they didn't have this much balls during WWII!!)
Anjem Choudary
I had chilli macaroni cheese for lunch, with a green salad while watching 'The Real Housewives Of Orange County' Then I got a call from WH Smith, to say that my two Jason Cook books that I'd ordered were in (There's No Room For Jugglers In My Circus & The Gangsters Runner) I said 'Great I'll collect them later or tomorrow' Nicky called by & I had a bit of a laugh with her, then I pulled on my black puffer jacket & headed off to WH Smiths & picked up the two books.
I was watching 'CSI NY' when Nick text back at 11pm saying 'Nearly the same Mmmmmmmm ;-) ' Whatever that's meant to mean? No suggestion of meeting on either Wed, Thur or Fri despite me saying that, I was free for the week, in my text on Sunday! Major FAIL!!! If he contact's me on short notice, yet again, without making prior arrangements, I will be busy & will continue to be so unless he ups his game! It's not like I'm crazy about him, or anything! I watched CSI's until 1am, then I started to read the 1st of Jason's books, 'There's No Room For Jugglers In My Circus' Remembering the old Bagley's & Gas Club days as I read. For a moment I was confused by the text, which didn't make sense, then I realised the manufacturer had collated the pages incorrectly, and the numbered pages went.... 15-16-19-20-17-18-21... I will have to take it back & get it replaced. Crashed out for the night at 3am (Calories consumed 1,516)
I was contacted by JML on my mobile after I responded to a StarNow ad which said:- Do you want to tone up but don’t want to go to the gym?! Maybe you are looking to get rid of your bingo wings with little fuss? We are looking for men and women aged 35 + with different levels of fitness to provide testimonials for a new fitness product designed to help strengthen your arms and tone your core muscles. Those selected will be given the product to trial and will give a short testimonial at a later date. Our ideal candidate has a bright & bubbly personality and is comfortable & confident talking in front of camera. I thought great sounds like me, I can use it on my acting CV & It will help with me toning up & getting fit again, like I was before mum died!! We arrange for me to meet them in their offices at noon next Thursday.
Newlywed's To Be, Kate & William
I read the Sun paper, And going from skinny to scrawny, the future Queen to be Kate Middleton, is having to have (Diana's & now her) engagement ring, made smaller. She should quit the dieting, it's making her look older facially than her 29yrs & she is getting old lady hands too!! Meanwhile going from future bride to accused bridegroom, Shrien Dewani has been throwing plates in The Priory, which makes me think he IS GUILTY & is trying to be seen as certifiable for a cushy hospital life than face a SA trial & time in a South African jail that wont be a soft cushy one like the pathetic UK's!!
I watched 'CSI Miami' & 'CSI NY', I then watched 'Kerry Katona: The Next Chapter' whatever you feel about Kerry, love her or loathe her, we are all united by one thing, an absolute hatred for the Vile piece of trash, Kerry is unfortunate to have for a mother. She had to get out of the house Kerry had provided her with as it was an asset being taken due to her bankruptcy & her mum, who has lived there for free, for 8yrs was winging like a baby, despite the fact Kerry was now providing her with a new rented home, situated round the corner from her old home.
Kerry was not only providing the professional removal people, so her Fat, Druggie, Mum didn't need to lift a fat finger, to even pack, let alone shift anything herself. Kerry was also paying the rent on the sponging, feckless, bitches, New home (Fuck knows why? She has lived rent free for 10yrs, surely she should have enough money saved from not paying rent, to be able to pay the rent on the new place herself!!) Where has all her cash over the last 10yrs gone? up her nose in drug form? or down her ample throat in food form?? The winging bitch should remember that she introduced Kerry to that C**t, Mark Croft who made her bankrupt in the 1st place, so if anything that sponging, bitch, brought it not only on herself but also on Kerry!!
Kerry's Leech Mum
Jennie called inviting me to come over Thursday & I said 'OK' (another night Nick will miss out on due to his inability to make any plans ahead) Then I watched TOWIE, just when you thought that Essex lot couldn't get any thicker, they surpass themselves!! My favourite part & oddly enough was also the sanest, which was Arg playing with the pig Mr Darcey in Lydia's White Witch looking mum's garden. Then I watched the 1st of the NEW series of 'Desperate Housewives', a brilliant action packed start, I text Nick saying 'Sorry saw I had a missed call, didn't hear phone in my bag above the noise' If he doesn't get the hint to make plans in advance soon, I think it's safe to say he is a lost cause, I then watched 'The Big C' Before editing my blog & continuing to add photos, finally finishing at 4.30am & crashing out. (Calories Consumed 1,629)
Thursday 14th April, I fell asleep about 5.30am & dreamt something to do with acting but it was so bitty & jumped about so much I can't recall the details, woke at 8.30am then slept again until 10am & got up to a grey gloomy day (Come back Spring all is forgiven!!) Dressed the same as yesterday & did some squats with my Swiss Ball, then had some Branflakes & a decaf coffee for breakfast, then I washed & dried hair & did a light make-up. I threw out some rubbish & did the washing up, another acting agency contacted me on StarNow, re going on their books & wanted me to come in to register at their Walthemstow office on Tuesday. Which I can't really afford to do, but the Fitness product people, are paying my fare to London on Thursday & so I messaged them to see if I could come in on Thursday & I'm now waiting to hear back.
I am now pretty much up to date blog wise, it took some time (after upset from my brother put me way behind as too upset to type) I watched loose women & snacked on some BBQ Mini Cheddars dipped in Carrot Houmous, then did some more squats with my Swiss ball & then watched 'The Real Housewives Of Orange County' Once that was over, I changed the bed linen & put some of the dry laundry that doesn't need ironing away, then I read the paper. Apparently Big Brother slapper Imogen Thomas is having an affair with a Married Premier League star, who is known as a real family man, so much so that even his agent is shocked (His lawyers have banned his name being disclosed) Funny the girls who want to be a WAG normally act like a SLAG! She must of Googled him, once she knew he was a footballer, so no way, did she not know he was married, such trash!
Wayne Rooney's most recent hooker (not the granny) had sex sessions with a married Leading male actor & used a sex toy on him, but said he was a disgusting kisser, saying he kissed like a virgin, seeing that most hookers don't kiss, maybe he felt odd about kissing her, maybe thinking kissing was just for his wife, the odd male logic, of married men, who use hookers (as told to Candie & I by Hookers/Escorts we use to chat to in the Stringfellows days in the 80's & 90's) The Actors lawyers also gagged the paper from disclosing the cheats name! Also an Essex boy was apparently killed by Dubai police officers after being arrested after a heated dispute with a female maid who entered his room unannounced at the Burj Al Arab (shocking) witnesses say 6 officers beat him with fists & Batons as well as kicked him & was left in solitary confinement for 3 days where he died of his injuries!
Apparently Stunning at 57yrs Christine Brinkley does 100 push-ups a day, 30 before she takes her morning shower, even in the supermarket she does squats as she pushes her trolley, and does yoga poses in the kitchen, plus uses school benches to do arm presses while watching her children in a games lesson, she also has a strict vegetarian diet..... OK that's how she gets the bod.... but how does she have that face at 57??
So when my phone beeped at 8.05pm I assumed he'd finally got the idea & he'd grown a pair & was taking charge & setting a date!! WRONG!! The text WAS from Nick but it said 'You Let Me Know Then' ..... No I am NOT the Man I am NOT making the arrangements Again!! Stop being so fucking wishy washy!! Exasperated I text back 'No.... you let me know, your the one that's working & knows when your free, you pick a day & a time out of the 3 & I'll put it in my diary!' Right that's it, if he doesn't text back with a day & time in the next 30mins that's it, game over!!
I am a Strong Independent Woman & I need a Strong Man, NOT a Wishy Washy Wuss!! Now when I say Strong, I don't mean some Bossy, Bullying, Controlling, Misogynist, Arsehole, anyone who tries the 'Treat them mean, keep them keen' crap on me, will be wasting their time. I'll just Fuck Off & do my own thing, until I find a Strong man (who I fancy!!) who treats me right!! Do I 'Want' a man in my life? YES! Do I 'Need' a man in my life? NO! 4hrs later still No text from Nick. FAIL.................. NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry Nick you just blew it! A Wishy Washy man is a Huge Turn Off!!
I watched 'Three In A Bed' I'm glad the nice couple with the lovely B&B in the Norfolk Broads won, it was far superior, all though I liked the Somerset ones animals, but I Hated the Holland Park London one & the Vile Bitch that ran it, who use to teach Deportment at Lucy Clayton's, shame she left her charm behind at the charm school, she could also do with make-up lessons so she doesn't apply that bronze blusher with a trowel!!
Nice Couple To The Right, Animal Lovers Centre, Vile Bitch In The Black, Left
Katie In That Oscar's Dress
While she was gone the pretty lesbian arrived with some flowers for me, I thanked her & we chatted for a long time, she was worried as Candie had been gone ages & I said 'Candie Will of got chatting at the bar & lost time' just as I said that Candie re appeared round the corner with a rum & black, she sat down & started to drink the drink, looked at me & said 'You finished your drink?' I said 'yeah ages ago you said you were going to get me one!?' She said 'Ok I'm off to get you one, won't be long' I said 'You said that last time' Candie looked at her watch & said 'it's only 9pm!' I said 'Yeah but you went to get my drink originally at 8pm!' Then I was outside resting a laptop on a pub windowsill trying to send a message to Nick, but it wouldn't send, then I thought 'He's dyslexic he probably wouldn't be able to read it anyway!' Then I looked up and realised, that a guy inside the window was looking down my top, as I was bent over the laptop, so I quickly stood up & walked off.
I woke at 9.30am, had a coffee & Branflakes for breakfast, wore my tight white & grey 3/4 gym trousers & white diamanté trim vest top & silver cardigan & TrimSoles & popped to the shop for the paper & some more milk. at 11am the postman delivered my registered post diary Candie sent me exactly a week ago!! I watched 'Loose Women' & read the paper, an alleged serial killer Joseph Naso has been charged with the murders of 4 women who's 1st & last initials are the same, the 77yr old is said to have killed Carmen Colon, Pamela Parsons, Roxene Roggasch & Tracy Tofoya, who had nothing in common other than double initials. All 4 were done in California but he may have also murdered 3 others in New York in the 70's including another Carmen Colon! The 3 school girls were dubbed 'The Double Initial Murders' He may even be linked to even more, as he travelled as a photographer, the Californian killings were from 1977-1994 What a total nut-case, I'm surprised a Brit nutter hasn't done that, except knowing us Brits, if one did, they'd do it in alphabetical order, OCD stylie!
RIP Sian
Murdered beauty Sian O'Callaghan will be laid to rest Monday, the family will have a private cremation, her Scum Taxi Driver murder, Chris Halliwell 47 is charged with the 22yr olds murder. Meanwhile there is the horrifying news that hundreds of rapists, child abusers & violent thugs are let off with a caution justice chiefs admitted yesterday. Reports show 1,405 police cautions were issued over serious crimes last year!! Its a Joke Bring back the death penalty, for Rapists, murderers, serial killers, paedophiles, violent rapists etc that will clear up a lot of spaces in the jails for vermin! The cautions include 22 for rape, 144 for under age sex, 31 for indecent assaults on women, 220 were cautioned for wounding, 26 for kidnap, 16 for blackmail, 205 for robbery, 79 for firearm offences, 21 for escaping custody & 142 for burglary!! This Country is going to the dogs!!!
On a lighter note, there was a lovely pic of Gorilla Komale, at Bristol Zoo Cuddling a duckling, that had wandered into her compound, see below.... ahhhhh
Essex dimwit & ex Big Brother Winner Brian Belo is suing TOWIE saying they stole his idea for the ITV2 show, Brian was in the original Pilot for the show, originally names Totally Essex. But he was axed before it was commissioned for ITV2. He is suing his former manager Adam Muddle who he has now split from & Lime Productions which make the show. He said he spent 2yrs working on an idea for an Essex version of 'The Hills' his manager at the time pitched the idea to Lime Productions who are based in the city, they snapped it up & ITV loved the show (mind you they also commissioned OMG so that doesn't say much!) but Brian was pushed out (probably because he doesn't know when to shut up!!) At 1st he thought he wouldn't star but would be involved in the producing, but he was cut from that. He decided he could not keep quiet any longer after being cut out.
Brian Belo Average IQ
Watched 'The Real Housewives Of Orange County' Then made a veggie cheeseburger for lunch, washed down with a Diet Coke. I Did the washing up, then did some Job searches, then put some more dry laundry away. Threw out a load of old papers & magazines (giving the ones that don't have lots of pages ripped out to local hairdressers) Then I did a bunch of job & Audition Searches, and applied for a shed load. Still chilly today but I resisted putting the heating on! At 6.30pm I watched 'Home & Away' Then posted a load of more silly Walmart pics in my Facebook' Peckish I made a small omelet with some coleslaw on the side, and a coffee, I watched 'Baboons With Bill Bailey' their such funny devious little devils! Then I had a shower, stripped naked & got into bed & watched The Semi Final & Final of 'Love Thy Neighbour' which for some reason had moved to More4, while tweeting at the same time!.
The Unpleasant bunch of Yorkshire Bigots, saw off two lesbians, two blacks & two gays, 1st 'What a surprise NOT!!' & in the end the tall window cleaner & his short beautician fiancé won (no shock there) Then I chatted to some of my Twitter mates such as @WKD81 @TruthHurt5 @CatFunt_ @ClareAtCan & @Pegasus_Elite I'm a big fan of our boys in the forces, I have many friends doing their duty world wide including in Iraq & Afghanistan, my heart is often in my mouth when I hear of fatality's, and I pray it's not someone I know (while feeling guilty for thinking that!) I have sent many a parcel or bluey out there, Pegasus Elite is a Facebook group that helps wounded British Forces, so if you like me, have pride in our boys & have a Facebook account, I recommend you join their group or re tweet their info on Twitter, every little helps. Settled down to sleep at 2am (Calories consumed 1,655)
The Sanctuary
Such as 'In the Loins Den' instead of 'In the Lions Den' Also some expressions have been used, that I'm guessing the proof writer/predictive spell checker, hasn't heard of & out of Jason's Dyslexic writings it has either miss-written, or concocted the expression, wrongly, the way Ethel in EastEnders would miss pronounce things! Whoever was in control of editing & quality control let Jason down!! I hope they didn't get a big fat cheque for their trouble, if they did, they did him over, even more than the gangsters in his past had!
Got up at 10am & had a bath & dressed same as yesterday & popped to the shop make-up free & the guy in the shop said I looked very pretty today (Candie says that when I wear no make-up! Can't see it myself!!) I got a Sun paper and a few bibs & bobs & went home & had 4 Krisprolls with Peanut butter for breakfast (yum!!) checked my Facebook & Twitter & Hotmail messages then got stuck into the paper!
Designer John Galliano was immediately fired from Dior after Anti Semantic pro Nazi rant a month or so back, now he has been booted out of his own label by the firm that owns 91% of his self titled business, that will teach him to say to diners that he thought were Jewish 'I Love Hitler....... Your forefathers would all be fucking gassed!!' With the fashion industry, the film industry & the wealthy elite rife with Jews I think the purchase of Galliano clothing & accessories will have taken one hell of a nose dive anyway!!
Hero squaddie, Lee Stephens captured the highest-ranking Taliban brute with just his bare hands after only being in Afghanistan a few weeks!! The Taliban maniac seized was highly wanted & a bomb guru, feared to be behind 100's of deaths. He is also reported to be behind sending squads of suicide bombers to attack British Troops.
She also asked how things were going with Nick? I said I'd ruled him out for being too weak & wishy washy & explained why! she replied with 'I agree!! I thought the status you did the other day referred to him, ha ha!!! Shame though, thought you made a nice couple. Not sure how serious he is though. Think he might be a bit of a player!! We'll meet up another time hun. Take care xxx' I replied with 'Well if he is a player, he is the most shit player of all time, no effort put in at all!! xxx' She retorted with 'Ha ha. I'll have words with him next time I see him. lol xx' So I said 'lol I'm a hard nut to crack as it is, unless your a hot, tall, funny, guy in your mid 20's to mid 30's, but if I'm NOT Hot for you & you make no effort whatsoever, I lose interest quicker than The *Adelaide's slappers lost their knickers lol x' (*A club Emma & I use to work in!!)
Then I watched 'Britain's Got Talent' which was shit all but two acts two dancing collies & a madly dancing pensioner, then I find out the dancing pensioner was just copying an act that was a YouTube sensation, so that spoilt that act so it was back to just the dogs, There was a fat Gypo bloke in IT who played guitar & sang 'Fast Car' & the panel plus Ant &Dec were raving about him, but he was nothing special (Just not as shit as the dire, god damn awful acts before him!) It says a lot about Britain when the only consistent talent we have is dancing dogs!!
Sunday 17th April, I dreamt, I was out with Candie & she was boasting how even though she's rich, she loves to shoplift for the excitement! Then we went to a bar and we were friends with a pretty petite blonde dancer/stripper there, she was in a tiny outfit and she had a large tattoo running from her waist all down one leg & I thought 'Awe why has she done that to herself?' She got up on stage and did some of her act & Candie went off somewhere (probably shoplifting lol)
The girl then paired with another girl, and they covered themselves with metallic silver & blue body paint flowers & you couldn't see the blonde's tattoo anymore, I sat near the stage, during her act she took off an oversized baby blue flat cap & plonked it on my head. Later she said she felt really embarrassed me sing her on stage! I said 'Why?' but she said she didn't know, she just did. Then I was staying at my parents with my brother, but my parents were away.
I was lying on a sofa or a bed with this pail, thin, bare chested, guy with jet black hair, hugging me, clinging to me like a limpet, making me feel claustrophobic & smothered, I wanted to peel him off me. I had no interest in him whatsoever & wondered who the fuck he was? Yet through the open door I could see a sexy, blonde, hottie slumped on a couch, or chaise longue, in the hallway & I thought 'Why can't I be with him, instead of this clingy, needy, freak??' I woke at 9.30am thinking 'WTF was that all about?' Funny though, it's kinda true, because, actually I prefer blondes, but always end up with guys with dark hair!
I got up got dressed & had some Alpen for breakfast, popped to the shop for a NOTW but they'd sold out, so went into town & popped into Tesco's, they had lots of NOTW but no magazine inside (no doubt why they still have lots) so went across road to other newsagents, they had no NOTW they said try Tesco, I said 'I did but they have no fabulous magazine inside!' he said 'Oh I have a spare Fabulous magazine take it & get the paper at Tesco's' Which was nice of him, I did so, when at Tesco's kiosk counter I asked if I could rip out the 'Right Royal Knees-Up' voucher & take the 2nd CD now? The portly greasy haired male assistant, said 'We're not doing it, only the larger Tesco's are!' I said 'Well you did the 1st one last week!!' He replied 'Sorry but we aren't having the 2nd one!' That just doesn't make sense, I thought & decided I'd pop by tomorrow, as I have a sneaky suspicion that they do & he doesn't know where they're kept & is too bone idle to look!!
Got on the scales today, I've gained 1.5lb this week (oh bugger!!) back in gym from Monday, got to get back to the old me (the me before mum died!) Read the paper, my Mystic Meg stars for Gemini said 'You will learn much about your untapped potential & the full moon links you with the showbiz world' (which is quite funny as I have to be somewhere in May that is to do with hidden potential & showbiz!!) it also said SINGLE: He has all the qualities of a good friend plus the looks you love (ooh sounds promising!!!) I my 'I Ching' says - Can a relationship go even further? Hmmm?
More on Wayne Rooney's Hooker talking about bedding one of his team mates, in a foursome. Also shagging 2 other football millionaires, 3 actors, a judge, a politician, a VIP & a Top Cop... her parents must be so proud!!
Meanwhile scum Somalian Muslim gangsters, planned to kill the Governor of Belmarsh Prison with a car bomb, but their plans were foiled, due to a tip off, the plot was so to show other inmates, that the Somalian gangsters inside, were the top dogs. They also tried blackmailing two prison staff that were living together.
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