In Training, Losing Out & Playing Darts!

Monday 16th January, I woke at 8am & had a shower, then I did my hair & make-up. I wore black leggings over my thick black tights & my black, skinny-rib, polo-neck, my black, Ugg boot style, boots, & shoved on my faux sheepskin gilet, and had a coffee & apple for breakfast. I then I put on my black, magic scarf (See below) plus my black gloves, my black, bomber jacket & my grey, faux fur, deerstalker hat. And set off in the bitter cold, for my I hour power walk, you could really feel its getting colder in the air, and I picked up the pace on the way home, getting a Sun paper en route.

Once back in the warm, I read the paper, munching on chilli Doritos and having a Diet Coke. The front cover was 'Rhodri Giggs Exclusive, Cheating Rat Ryan Took All I Had, Jealousy made him steal Natasha' Yawn Boring!!!..... This is old news, we heard all we needed to hear, when Natasha told all, ages ago!!! Also there was a bit about a Brit, who survived the Costa Concordia, cruise ship disaster on Friday. As the death toll so far has rose to 5! It comes after claims that, the speeding cruise ship, regularly sailed close to the shore so a crewman could wave to his wife!! The £390million 16 storey ship, with 4,200 passengers, may have been showboating, when it hit rocks around an Italian Island. Meanwhile the Belfast Telegraph, chose a bad place to advertise their competition prize!!

Well They Do Say, That The Irish Are Thick!!

The number claiming disability benefit have trebled, this does NOT surprise me, as when my sign-on day, clashed with my mums funeral in 2009, rather than give me another sign on date the DHSS forced me to sign off & go onto disability, even though I didn't want to (I'm sure Labour told DHSS staff, to shift people, on jobseekers, to disability when possible, to help massage the unemployment figures) 


Then due to their inept staff, constantly tapping in my bank info incorrectly, I had no money at all from them for 6 months, making me ill with depression & hunger, from lack of food. I had to use my rent money, for some scant, emergency, food & paying some bills if I could to prevent being cut off. And I got huge bank charges, when I had no money in my bank for my direct debits, for my bills, or being charged a fine due to paying bills late! Which ate up all the money I was owed, when it eventually got paid, what I was owed & due fortnightly, 6 months later. Three years on I am still trying to catch up with my rent arrears & all of the debts that 'THE DHSS SICKNESS BENEFIT' Caused ME, by the DHSS forcing me to do something (Going on Sick Benefit) That I had no desire to do!! 


Now nearly 3yrs later, despite informing them, of all the debt their failure to pay me the money I was due, FOR 6 MONTHS, has caused me (As I had £0 savings, as when I was working once I'd paid private landlord rent, bills, council tax & food out of my wages I was lucky if & had enough left to have 1-2 nights in the pub with the girls a month, let alone save any or have a holiday!) I put all that, in a letter to their complaints department. I have had NO compensation paid to me, for the incurred debts & stress caused to me, by their inept, negligent staff, not even an acknowledgement of my letter!! Disgusting!!

Kathy Burke

I had a vegetable Cup-a-Soup then I had to head out in the icy cold, to head for Luton, for one of those pointless, Intraining programs, that the last government set up, to make it look like they were doing something, to help the unemployed, at huge cost to the tax payer. I went in spoke to the nice, ginger haired, woman, called Sharon, who looks like Kathy Burke (Above) for about 5mins tops. 


She gave me an appointment for a course on Wed 1st February, then they refunded my train fair (What a waste of time & money!!) Why didn't they just call me or write me a letter to come in on Feb 1st?? What a totally pointless enterprise! Plus it would of saved them having to fork out for my train fare!! I just don't get their logic??  Hungry & with half price vouchers for 'Burger King' I popped in Burger King & had a veggie burger & fries, with a Diet Coke. A couple of teens at the next table, were laughing about Jedward, stripping in a video to "I'm Jexy & I Know It' you can see it HERE I then got a text from one of my agency's, to say I didn't make the final selection, for the part of the MP's wife, in a Drama series, that I was up for! Shame I was looking forward to that, if I'd got it! 


Then I popped in Primark, as I had some gift vouchers. I got a pair of beige Ugg look boots, nicer than the one's ruined by the potholed pavement, for just £5 (I could get 5 pairs of those for price of ruined £25 ones!!) I got a cheap black bra & coral top with chiffon sleeves for £2, a pair of grey feather earrings for £1 & a black ring watch for £1 & a navy & ivory 60's style dress for £4 (It will come in handy if I get any acting work based in the 60's) & a pair of 100denier black tights for £1. So I got some bargains with my vouchers. 

Some Of The Various Boot Styles, On Offer For £5

Then I headed back home, getting home, just in time, to see the 1st of the new 'Home & Away' shows hurrah!! Then I got a call from the woman, who had said last week on the phone, that I had been the successful candidate, for the boutique manager job (I thought I'd leave it out of last weeks blog & wait until I was given a starting date, before I put in my blog, that I'd actually got the job!) I thought she was calling with my start date, but NO!!.... She said she was sorry to tell me, But the boutique would now be closing down, so there will be no job (FFS! Just my luck!!) She said she was really story & would keep me in mind if something came up in the future!!! (Gutted!!) That's the 2nd lot of bad luck by phone today!! Bugger!!! 

I had a coffee & an apple while watching the soaps, then watched 'Celebrity Big Brother'  I then had Miso soup with 3 Rivita, a Diet Coke & banana, for dinner, while sitting through 'When Paddy Met Sally' (Can't stand either of them!!) Before watching 'CBBBOTS'  followed by 'Law & Order UK' going to bed at 1am with a 'Collagen Shot' made with orange juice (If you want to try the collagen shot product yourself, you can go to http://t.co/uJ1OS7q & if you quote promotion code EB1 you will get free P&P which IN THE UK ONLY saves you £2.50) (Calories consumed 1,704 whoops!)


Tuesday 17th January, I woke at 8am, I would of been on set by now, If I'd got the part of the MP's wife, I'll have to go check it out when on, to see what the person they chose was like. I had a banana & coffee. Dressed in long grey jogging bottoms, long sleeved, grey V-neck, Petite Bateau top, my white Reebok EasyTone trainers & my khaki, body warmer ,with a black puffer jacket over the top & my faux, grey, fluffy, deer stalker. Then set out for my hour power walk. It was bright out, but still very cold & I was glad to be back inside a hour later, my left shoulder was hurting like crazy too!! I got my newspaper & some painkillers on the way home too! 

I read the paper the headlines were, 'Exclusive: 2012 Scandal, Olympic Security Secrets Left On Train, Blundering cop loses Games dossier'..... Unbelievable, what an Idiot!! A secret dossier detailing plans for policing the 2012 summer Olympics was left on a Train!!! Luckily a Honest Commuter & NOT a Terrorist found it & handed it in to The Sun! The Shamed senior cop, was carpeted for leaving secret documents, detailing security tactics, for the Olympic's, on the train. Worryingly along with the tactics names & mobile numbers of constables, sergeants & inspectors are included! Also are a list of complaints from officers about radio's not working properly! The documents were found by a commuter on a train in Dartford Kent on Jan 5th. You'd not get me anywhere near the Olympics, even if I was interested in it (Which I'm soooo NOT!)

A damning tape reveals that the Captain of the Costa Concordia left crew & passengers to fend for themselves on Friday, as He fled the stricken ship! Captain Francesco Schettino 52 was told to by a Port Official to supervise the rescue hours after the ship keeled over, with 100's still trapped. a transcript shows the official told him "Now You go to the bow, you climb up the emergency ladder & co-ordinate the evacuation!!" "What are you doing? are you abandoning the rescue?" "Captain this is an order, I am the one in charge now. There are already bodies!!" Schettino replied "How Many?" The official said "That's for you to tell me! What are you doing?" 


There was a repulsive picture (Below) of a entire family posing for a holiday snap, next to a beautiful Giraffe they'd just shot dead, for sport on safari (Vile, Repulsive, Family!!) Sadly tourists like these are paying tens of thousands of pounds, to legally hunt giraffe's. Many sickeningly, take the heads home, as a sick trophy of their African Adventure! Some sadly come from the UK, but most come from North America, Germany, Russia & Scandinavia. It is no wonder the giraffe population has halved since 1988, while this barbaric behaviour continues.

Evil, Sickening & Unnecessary!! 

Six suspected UFO's were captured in two snaps (Below) in neighbour counties, they were taken 30 miles away from each other in a UFO hotspot. The 1st was taken in Chatham, Kent, 10 days ago on sat 7th Jan at 1pm while Ernestas Griksas 21 snapped a cherry-picker outside his window. Two white disc's were spotted in the sky. The 2nd on Friday 13th Jan at 7am when car salesmen spotted 4 bright white objects in the sky, hovering in pairs, as he drove through Loughton in Essex. Josh also 21 said "I nearly crashed. I stopped to take this picture wit my mobile. It was like the UFO's were surfing the clouds, they were there for 15 seconds then vanished! I wasn't believer in UFO's but this made me think again" UFO expert said the South East (Where I live) is now the hotspot for UFO sightings! Which is quite exciting for a Sci-fi nerd like me!

I fixed brunch of a Salmon Light Lunch, spread on 3 Rivita's, and a Diet Coke. I sorted out some of my cupboards & threw out a load of rubbish. Then I went online & applied for 32 retail jobs & then 18 auditions, on a bunch of job & casting sites. Then I watched a bit of 'The Real Housewives Of Orange County'  before popping out a bit later to get my free Subway Sandwich, and a Zero Coke, with my points, on my Subway Card, to have for tea, as I have hardly any food in at home, until my Asda delivery arrives tomorrow. 

Then I got on with some housework & watered the plants until it was time for the fab 'Home & Away' which at the moment the only decent soap on UK TV with excellent story lines, great writers that keep you on the edge of your seat, and some fantastic acting!! Watched EastEnders (Boring, the new Ben is a lousy actor, he hasn't improved any either since he 1st came on!!) Then I watched the Excellent 'The Fat Fighters', followed by 'The Biggest Looser' must get into the weight loss mindset more!!!! 


A bit peckish, I had my last Miso Soup & an apple with 3 Rivita's & watched 'Celebrity Big Brother' it's nominations tonight, but the twist was EVERYONE who was nominated, was up for eviction whether they had one vote, or eight!! Which has really put the cat among the pigeons!! As Gareth is the only one not up, surely that boring Irish model, plus prize plonker's Kirk & Frankie have to go, unless the young female's of Britain, really are morons!! Then I had a coffee, a small banana & apple while watching 'Desperate Housewives' then went to bed with a 'Collagen Shot' made with semi skimmed milk (OK like a weak flavoured milkshake, better in juice!) (If you want to try the product yourself go to http://t.co/uJ1OS7q and if you quote promotion code EB1 you will get free P&P IF IN THE UK which saves you £2.50) along with a small frozen banana. (Calories Consumed 1,188)


Wednesday 18th January, I woke up at 8am, listened to my Paul McKenna 'I Can Make You Thin' CD to spur me on not to be such a lardy bitch!! I got washed & dressed the same as yesterday & did a light make-up. I had 2 Rivita's with honey & a coffee for breakfast, then had my 1hr power walk, my left shoulder & arm in pain again today! I went out into the cold strapping on my ankle weights 1st. On my way home I bought my Sun paper, once indoors, I read the paper. The headline was 'Picture Exclusive: Back Together, Rhodri Giggs & The Wife Who Betrayed Him With His Brother Ryan UNITED' .... Bored already!! Yawn!!.... Meanwhile the death toll, on the stricken Costa Concordia, Cruise Ship, has gone up to 11, but officials say the chances of finding the other missing 24 passengers & crew alive, are fading! Among those is a beautiful Italian bride Maria D'Introno 30 & handsome groom, Vincenzo Rosselli 40 (Below) The Captain was last night under house arrest!

Missing Presumed Dead, Maria D'Introno & Vincenzo Rosselli 

EU arseholes have ruled that foreign hate preacher Abu Quatada (Below) CAN stay in the UK!! (F**k Right Off... Can we accidentally kill him instead then?) The ruling meant that Quatada, Osama Bin Laden's right-hand man in Europe could be free'd from detention within days! MADNESS!! He may even be allowed to stay here FOREVER after winning his latest round in his battle to avoid deportation, thanks to EU morons. (Maybe we can make an appeal to the Human Rights people that it's against his human rights to stay here as it's dangerous as most of the UK would like to Kill Him!!) A Tory MP correctly said "Once again we have unelected European Officials, interfering in the sovereignty of the UK!"  Meanwhile the EU did make one decent decision that life should mean life for notorious murderer's

An ancient bacteria that survives Siberian winters, COULD slow down the human aging process, scientists say. Bacillus F was found in permafrost in Yakutia Russia that dips below -50 oC in winter. Tests on mice found it boosted metabolism, eyesight & helped them live longer. I will no doubt be old & decrepit before it is on the market sadly!! My Asda delivery arrived & all but 6 of my 30 eggs, arrived smashed, so they were taken off my bill, I put the 6 eggs in my fridge & salvaged some egg from the smashed eggs which I put in a tumbler in the fridge I can use it to make omelette's & scrambled egg with. Once everything was in the fridge, freezer & cupboards I made myself a mushroom stir fry for lunch, with 3 Rivita's, which was very tasty, washed down with a Diet Coke. 

I did some household chores (Boring!!) had a snack of chilli Doritos, an apple & a Diet Coke. Watched 'The Real Housewives Of Orange County' then later watched 'Come Dine With Me' very funny, then 'Home & Away'  I had 3 Rivita's with cottage cheese for tea, with a banana & apple, washed down with a Diet Coke. Evening TV was rubbish on the normal channels, so between 7 & 9 I watched '5USA' which was 'CSI NY' & 'CSI Miami' then turned over to Ch5 for 'Celebrity Big Brother' The boring Irish model (below) went out of the 1st of 2 evictions, this week, on Wednesday (About time, as apart from when she had a go at Kirk she was 100% boresville!!) Apparently, Peter Andre is interested in her, proving men only go by a fit body, not personality (As she showed NO personality on the show, whatsoever!) 

Then it was 'Kate Thornton: Anorexic - My Secret Past' which was quite boring!! Then I had a tomato Campbell's Cup Soup for a snack with 2 rice cakes & a apple (Oh dear, it is vile!!) I'd of been better off getting Asda's own or Batchelor's as the Campbell's one has no body or flavour!! I thought Campbell's was meant to be a high quality brand?? I do hope the rest of the Campbell's soups I got, are not this bad!!  

Revolting, Tastes Like Coloured Wallpaper Paste!!

Thank god for the apple, to take the floury, wall paper paste like taste, out of my mouth! Yuck!! Then I watched 'CBBBOTS' & had 2 rice cakes with peanut butter & a orange juice 'Collagen Shot' then went to bed (Calories consumed 1,492) (If you want to try the BRAND NEW Collagen product yourself,  go to http://t.co/uJ1OS7q & if you quote promotion code EB1 you will get free P&P IF YOU LIVE IN THE UK which saves you £2.50) 

Thursday 19th January, I woke at 8am I got on the scales I have gained one & a quarter pounds (Bugger) even though I have eaten under 2,000 cals all this week & under 1,500 for two of those days! Mind you my stomach has felt bloated & painful this week! I had 2 rice cakes with mashed banana & honey & a coffee for breakfast. Today I wore a black vest top & my 3/4 gym trousers, my black velour hooded jogging top, my Reebok EasyTone trainers, plus my black puffer jacket & went for my 1hour power walk. I got a paper on the way home & once in, I had a Diet Coke & read the paper. 

The front page had the sickening picture of a long haired yob, with tattooed neck & arms, in a  suit hands aloft in celebration (Above) with the headline. 'The Face Of Soft Justice, Cheering yob walks free after kicking man unconscious' About Daniel Chrapkowski 24 who laughed in the face of Britain's soft Justice, after being amazingly, let off a charge of, kicking, a passing good Samaritan, unconscious!! All he got was a 12month suspended term for GBH & was tagged. Victim Joseph O'Reilly 24, was in hospital for a month with a fractured jaw & bleeding to the brain! Joseph's injury's were so bad he needed a metal plate fitted to his face! Disgusting!!


Daniel's, Vile, accomplice, Thomas Lane, flicked a "V" sign at the photographers. Joseph was walking home with his girlfriend, when he saw a group of yobs kicking over bins & scattering rubbish. When he said "What on earth are you doing?" they set apon him as one of the gang boasted "I've Just been let out of prison for GBH" (The fact that he then did more, shows how our softly softly system, does NOT work!!) Daniel then punched him in the face & tripped him to the ground. He was knocked unconscious, as he was punched & kicked while on the ground! Daniel was given the light sentence because, moronic, judge, Martin Steiger (Who should be ashamed of himself!) Said Daniel "Wasn't involved in the kicking to his head" Well It was his punch & tripping up of Joseph, that put him on the ground & available for his head to be kicked, whether he kicked the head, or other areas, of Joseph's body!!


Poor scared 6yr old Shekinha Terry, was abandoned in a freezing, scruffy, council house, covered in cat mess, for 5 days living on water & Monster Munches. Then when her heartless mum, was challenged by police, she coldly said "I neglected my daughter.... end of!!" Shekinha got up on a cold November morning, in 2010, to find her mum not there. The bewildered girl waited a while & then took off her school uniform & watched TV. She got by eating pickled onion, Monster Munch & yoghurt & drinking water. Finally shaking with terror she knocked on a neighbours door & said "Mum has left me for 5 days & she hasn't come back!!" The Vile mother was sentenced to just 18months for child cruelty!


Ironic news is in, that the Titanic theme tune, was being played, in the restaurant, on the Costa Concordia, Cruise Ship, when it hit rocks, near an Italian Island! Spooky!!

Vile Carl Whant, You Can See The Pure Evil, In His Face!

Vile, Evil Carl Whant 27 (Above) raped & murdered his close friends pregnant girlfriend & then set fire to her bed, to cover his crime. He plunged a knife into the belly (& child) of Nikitta Grender 19 (Below) The knife penetrated the liver of her unborn daughter! He also stabbed Nikitta in the neck, severing an artery. He then set light to the bed, to make it look like she'd died in a house fire! The scum had also killed their pet dog. Nikitta was just 2weeks away from giving birth! She & boyfriend Ryan Mayes 18 (A friend of Whant) had already named their daughter Kelsey-May. Ryan Idolised Whant & saw him as a father figure, as they worked together as salesmen for a window company. But Nikitta didn't like him & thought him a bad influence. Whant denies murder! (Of course the lying scum does!) 

Beautiful, Innocent, Victim, Nikitta 

An illegal immigrant who made 15 appeals to stay in the UK (No doubt using free legal aid, paid for by tax payers) Can finally be deported (Hurrrah!!) The Pakistani 38, spent 10yrs, on the asylum merry-go-round, after being ordered to leave! For once those damn human rights, failed to win the day for the immigrant! Thank god!!

I watched a bit of morning TV, then had a 6" Tuna Subway, with some fruit salad, with Total, Greek yoghurt, for lunch at 12.15pm. Then had my personal training session with Rob at 1pm at Fitness First. He said my back was in a really bad way & was suffering lack of muscle & muscle damage, in my upper back. He was amazed I could feel no pull in my back & arms during certain routines, with weights, Swiss ball & apparatus, only in my wrists (That are weak!!) He said my car crashes & falls have taken it's toll on me & he said it was no surprise, that at times I feel like I have the back of a 70yr old! I had my session with him, then did some more on the treadmill, bike, cross trainer, and power plate before heading home. I'd burnt 151 cals on the exercise machines, plus what ever I burnt with Rob. I have bad stomach cramps today, but it's not from the gym even though I did stomach crunches!! It is like period pains (But I don't have those since the menopause 5yrs ago!) 

After the gym I went to the post office & posted off my eBay sales. Then I watched 'Come Dine With Me' & 'Home & Away' then I caught up with a bit of blogging!! I had a tomato soup (Not the Campbell's Cup Soup, thankfully) with 2 rice cakes. Then I had a shower & got changed into my black polo neck, black leggings & black boots, dried my hair straight & wore grey feathered hoop earrings & was picked up by Edgar to go to 'The Cat' pub, to go to his darts match, with Jennie, as usual without knowing beforehand Jennie & I had somehow manage to dress very similar. 


We got chatting to some American woman, who was on the opposing team, with short hair & who looked like she may be a lesbian. She was quite hostile to us when we 1st sat down, as I think she had preconceived idea's, of what we were like, before she'd even spoken to us, but at the end, we were like her new best friends! I saw Danny, I'd met at Edgar's 50th, who is also a FB friend & we had a bit of jokey, flirty banter. I had 2 half's of cider & then some tall 6ft 5" guy, who was my age, had a bit of a chat & bought me a Vodka Slimline, a few of the darts team said, I should come down with Jenny & Edgar more often. I got dropped home around 12-12.30am. I got in feeling peckish, so I had an apple, plus a handful of wasabi peas & a Diet Coke. Then went to up stairs to bed (Calories consumed 1,580, minus those 151 burnt in gym = 1,429)

Friday 20th January, I woke at 7.45am and listened to my Paul McKenna CD, then I had 2 rice cakes, with peanut butter & a coffee, for breakfast! Yum Yum!! I had a wash scraped hair up in a French pleat & did a light make-up & pulled on last nights clothes (Minus the feather earrings) & my black puffer jacket & went for my 1hr power walk, it was pretty cold out Brrrrrrrrrr!! I bought the paper on the way home, as usual. I got in & grabbed an apple & Diet Coke & I read the paper, the front cover was 'Cowell: I Got It Wrong, I became too cocky & smug, BGT simply not good enough, I poached Alisha to hurt Strictly' About how TV troubles in 2011 have brought him down to earth! With ratings falls for 'Xfactor' 'Britain's Got Talent' the row over 'Red or Black' & US Xfactor's failure to net 20million viewers! 


He said "I got a bit too cocky, we got a big wake-up call'" He added he poached Alesha to hurt BBC1's 'Strictly' To be honest I don't think Alesha leaving will make an iota of difference to 'Strictly' Alesha is a nice lass, but she adds absolutely nothing to the show, she is best when she is a bit pissed, on chat shows, to be honest!!! He said this years 'BGT' winner could perform in space! Hope they don't find they suffer due to the lack of atmosphere there lol! 


Joyous news in the form that, Daniel Chrapkowski, the thug seen celebrating outside court, after battering good Samaritan, Joseph O'Reilly, has gone into hiding yesterday, amid outrage at his acquittal! He is holed up in his parents house, refusing to answer the door, he even had the cheek, yesterday, to beg police to protect HIM!! (Not so much of a big man now...are you? You cowardly scum!!)

I had some Weight Watchers, Country Vegetable Soup, by Heinz for lunch, with 2 rice cakes, spread with Marmite, which was actually surprisingly tasty! I watched 'Loose Women' & 'The News' then did a load of job applications online as per usual! I blogged some more. Then peckish I snacked on a handful of wasabi peas & some carrot batons. I watched 'The Real Housewives Of Orange County' then I did some of my personal training exercises on my Swiss ball & with my wrist & ankle weights & dumb bells. I did some chores, wrote a bit more of my blog, then watched 'Come Dine With Me' & 'Home & Away' At 7pm I had dinner, roasted Mediterranean vegetables, with 2 rice cakes, with cottage cheese on, followed by a banana & mango, fruit salad & a Diet Coke. 


Then I watched the evening episode of 'Come Dine With Me' very amusing then 'New Girl' with a wedding setting, vaguely amusing! Then it was time for two more evictions on 'Celebrity Big Brother' surely it had to be morons Frankie & Kirk out!!  First out.... Kirk (Yay!! I thought some 'TOWIE' fans might be stupid enough to vote to save him!!) He did a naff interview showing off his lack of intellect despite going to a private school! 

Half of Dumb & Dumber, Kirk Norcross

Then I watched 'Celebrity Wedding Planner' there were two celebrity's this week Raef Bjayou & Stuart Baggs. Yet much as I fancy Raef & find Stuart amusing, it was quite boring! Then it was 'Celebrity Big Brother' & time for eviction No2 with boring Irish bint gone on Wednesday, and Kirk out earlier, it just had to be Frankie!!..... But NO!!! WTF???? It was Natalie!!? I don't get it? I was sure, that she would make it to the final 3 & even possibly win!! I can only think the public, like me, assumed she was safe & didn't vote to save her. Madness!! Peckish I snacked on more carrot batons, dipped in 2tsp of crunchy peanut butter & a Diet Coke. I watched 'CBBBOTS' then read a bit of my Marilyn book before going to bed (Calories consumed 1,515)

Saturday 21st January, I woke at 9am, listened to my Paul Mckenna CD & did a bit of dry skin brushing, to increase circulation & flush out toxins. Then I had a long soak, in a hot bath, to try & ease my bad back. Then I had a fresh fruit salad, with some Total, Greek yoghurt, for breakfast, with a decaf coffee. I pulled on my jeans, a white shirt & silver cardigan & popped to the shop for my Sun newspaper. I came home & settled down with it on the sofa, I read the headline 'Sun Gets Mobster Nicked: We bag a butcher of Bulgaria in Bermondsey' A brutal Bulgarian gangster, notorious for slicing off victims fingers & ears ('Reservoir Dogs' style!) Was caught by the Sun, working in a Bermondsey Gym! Tihomir Georgiev 43 (Below) a murder suspect, was on Interpol's most wanted list, after fleeing a trial in Bulgaria.

Amanda Holden backed 'BGT' new judge Alesha, with a nasty side dig, at lovely Kelly Brook, saying "Alesha is like Kelly.... but with a brain!" oooh Miaooooooow!!! Saucer of milk for Amanda please!! Watch out for Karma, biting you in the arse for that, later Amanda!!

Moronic parents, Beck Laxton 46 & Kieran Cooper 44, brought up their son Sasha (Above) as 'Gender Neutral' for 5yrs! Oh pleeeeze!! They kept his gender a secret, from friends & family for 5yrs & have finally revealed, that he is a boy. Friends & family, were kept guessing, as his clothes alternated between boys & girls (FFS!) But his parents had to give his new school, his sex when he joined, an infant school. Why all the madness? Why not let everyone know he is a boy & just let him choose what he wants for toys, be it a lorry or a Cindy Doll? And let him chose his fancy dress outfits, whether it be a cowboy, or a fairy!! Then if the unlikely happens & he comes to you one day, saying he is gay, or transsexual, just be there & be supportive!! All this other secrecy & gender neutral claptrap, is a load of stupid, pointless, bollocks!!


IRA's Brian Shivers 46 (Below) Was jailed for life yesterday, for the evil murder of 2 British soldiers. As the unarmed soldiers, picked up take-away pizza's (Showing the gutlessness of the IRA, they attack unarmed soldiers, as they don't have the guts to take their chances, when things are equal, when the soldiers are armed!!) But the family's of handsome & brave, Patrick Azimkar 21 & Mark Quinsey 23, wept when a 2nd man, Colin Duffy 44 was cleared despite his DNA being in the get away car! The good news though is, Brian Shivers is dying of cystic fibrosis, so hopefully will die in jail!

Jailed, Cowardly, IRA Man, Brian Shivers 46, Shoots The Unarmed

I did a load of laundry & mopped the kitchen & bathroom floors, then went through a load of post. Then I did a bunch of job & audition searches & applied for a large bunch of both. Then I had a Campbell's leek & potato Cup Soup with 2 rice cakes, sadly this was also bland & tasteless!! So I had to add a load of low salt & pepper, to it, to make it half palatable!! I made a big mistake there, buying a load of Campbell's Cup Soups (I won't be buying them ever again!!) I will stick with Asda's own or Batchelor's in the future!!! I also had a handful of wasabi peas!!

Campbell's Cup Soup 

Don't Waste Your Money, They Taste Vile!! 

I did a load of hoovering & watered the plants, changed the bed linen and a load of dusting, I haven't seen the tiny black mouse/baby rat for some time, I hope it found it's way out, else I'm worried it has died of starvation (As it will not find any food in floor level kitchen cupboards & cant get in fridge & freezer!) Then I watched 'Jurassic Park III' As I have loved dinosaurs since I was a little girl (Below)

Me Aged 5yrs 

Then I watched the News & then had some tuna on 3 crispbread's & a handful of wasabi peas, with a Diet Coke, with a small banana & an apple to follow. Then I watched 'New You've Been Framed' & 'Harry Hill's TV Burp' followed by the very funny 'Take Me Out' It was "NO Lighty" from me for all 4 guys tonight!! Then I watched 'Celebrity Big Brother' while writing some blogs. Then I had 2 rice cakes with Marmite & 2 with peanut butter, while watching 'The Jonathan Ross Show'  

I did a load of blogging until midnight & went to bed with a 'Collagen Shot' mixed in Orange juice. One of the two lines above my right eyebrow (The finer of the two) has completely gone!! It will be interesting to see, if it returns when I run out & if so, how quickly, or if it actually stays gone?? (If you want to try the product yourself go to http://t.co/uJ1OS7q and if you quote promotion code EB1 you will get free P&P IF YOU LIVE IN THE UK which saves you £2.50) (Calories consumed 1,562)

Sunday 22nd January, I woke at 9.45am in a lot of pain, with my neck & left shoulder & arm. I got on the scales & I have gained another quarter of a lb, WTF!!?? I haven't eaten enough calories to be gaining weight?? My stomach is still bloated & my breasts are feeling heavy, if it wasn't for the fact I'm menopausal & have no sex life, I'd think I was pregnant!! I had an apple & a coffee for breakfast & did a whole load of chores, while blasting out Muse, Stereophonics & Kings Of Leon, on the stereo. I also sorted a whole bunch of new stuff to list on eBay (It's how I'm paying my bills..... just!!) 

Lunch!!!

I made myself an omelette (Above) with plain cottage cheese & a side of watercress, with some of the salvaged egg from the smashed Asda eggs, which was very tasty!! Then I cleaned the windows (Well the inside of the upstairs ones, as I can't do the outside, of them) I had snack of a small banana & a coffee. Then relaxed with my Paul McKenna CD, as it worked for me in 2008!! Then later at 5.40pm I watched the 'News' & then 'Dancing On Ice' it had a film theme this week (Click on my 'Dancing on Ice Critique' blog on this site for results & a review of tonight's show!!) I had a Campbell's Mushroom Cup Soup, with 2 Rivita for tea (Yet again, it was bland and tasteless, but the best out of the 3 variety's so far, which isn't hard!) plus I had a small banana. 


Then before the results show I watched the brilliant 'The Hotel' so funny, my best friend Candie is moving back to her birth place, Torquay this year (I'm going to miss her a lot, even though I can't afford get to London, that often, to see her!!) She loves the show & I just know, she will be going round to to that hotel as often as possible for a drink or meal, to be entertained by the madness. Then I watched the results show of 'Dancing On Ice' I snacked on some carrot batons, dipped in 2tsp, of crunchy, peanut butter, with a handful of wasabi peas & a Diet Coke. I watched 'Celebrity Big Brother' Then I spent the rest of the evening reading my Marilyn Monroe book & later had an apple & a 'Collagen Shot' made, mixed with orange juice & went to bed at 1am (Calories consumed 1,348) (If you want to try the BRAND NEW Collagen  Shot product yourself go to http://t.co/uJ1OS7q and if you quote promotion code EB1 you will get free P&P which saves you £2.50)  IF YOU LIVE IN THE UK

A Two Weeks In & Resolutions Intact!!

Monday 9th January, I woke at 8am, I had a wash & had two boiled eggs with 3 Rivita's & a coffee for breakfast. I got a text from a casting agency, asking me if I could do, a corporate video on Thursday January 12th, in the IP12 2TW area? The pay was £90 + £15 travel, excited about some paid work I looked up the post code & found it was Rendlesham, Suffolk!! So I looked up the travel details, on the National Rail Enquiries. Most filming jobs start at around 7.30am, to be there for that, I'd have a 9hr 45min journey, with three changes, which started at 9.04pm on Wednesday & get me there for 6.49am Thursday. If it began later, as it's a corporate film, at say around 9am. I could get the 4.47am Thursday train with 3 changes that takes 3hrs 17mins, getting me there at 8.04am. 


But either way it's pointless, as the return fare is £94.90. So after the agency take their 20% from the £105, I'd be on minus money, after all that travelling &10-12hrs of work! So I said I was free, but why I'd not be taking the job! I changed into my grey jogging bottoms with a white stripe down the side seams, my long sleeved, white Petite Bateau, T-shirt, my black, Velour, Petite Bateau, hooded, zip up, jogging jacket, my 2lb ankle weights & my white Reebok EasyTone trainers. I did a light make-up, then pulled on my black, bomber jacket & faux fur, grey deerstalker & headed out to the park for my hour power walk!

As always, on the way back, I got a Sun newspaper & Diet Coke as usual. Once indoors I had a banana & my Diet Coke, as I read the paper. The front page headline, is taking the piss out of 60yr, thieving, TV cook, arsehole, Anthony Worrall Thomson, with the headline 'Ready Steady Crook 'Wozza' shoplifts at Tesco' About the chefs arrest after shoplifting cheese & wine for the 5th time at Tesco's (So a premeditated, repeat offence!!)


But you can bet your bottom dollar, they wont charge him, or ban him, just because he is on TV, unlike they would Joe public!! I hope I'm wrong!! (But I'm sure I won't be!!) It's not as if he was starving & couldn't afford the cheese & wine!! Unlike some!! He has been cautioned by the police, for pilfering from the same Tesco's in Henley-on-Thames, Oxfordshire. It was his 5th act of shoplifting, at the self service tills there, over a period of a mere 16 days!! He had a mugshot & finger prints taken at the police station!

A devastated mum of 9, Michelle Smith, was left inconsolable, after 4 of her children died, as a fire swept through their home, during her 36th Birthday party. Her 4yr twins Holly & Ella, plus son Jordan 2yrs were overcome by fumes. Her older son Reece 19 died trying to save his siblings, who were trapped upstairs, at their home in Freckleton, Lancashire. It's believed the smoke alarms were not working. It is also believed the fire started in an upstairs bedroom (Someone having a cheeky cigarette???)


Beyonce & Jay-Z have given their new daughter the stupid name of Blue Ivy Carter (Yeah, she will thank you for that, in years to come...... NOT!!) Meanwhile Cheryl Cole, is friends with Simon Cowell again (Give a F**k!) There was also a bit about Kate Middleton's, black dress, when at a premier of 'War Horse' with her husband, Prince William, it is a nice dress.... a damn site better, than that vile monstrosity, that she modelled at college!!

War Horse Premier Dress 

Vile Rag, Worn For College Fashion Show

The woman's body found on the Sandringham estate, has been named as 17yr Latvian, wild child, Alisa Dmitrijeva. She was last seen on August 31st, when she got into a Lexus, with two male acquiescence's in Kings Lynn, Norfolk, 10miles from Sandringham. The men said they dropped her at the local Asda. An Australian tourist, in Africa, Erin Langworthy, survived when her bungee rope snapped, plunging her into the crocodile infested Zambezi river, still tied at the ankles, she battled surging currents, but she survived by swimming away from Victoria Falls. Officials in Zambia are investigating!


I did a bunch of boring housework chores, then had an asparagus Cup-a-Soup with 3 crispbread's spread with 2 cheese triangles, plus an apple, then I did a load of job searches etc  At 5.15pm I got a text, off of a Casting Agency, I'd applied to, saying they were sorry but they would not be accepting me, as they felt they'd not be able to get me much, if any work. I text back asking why they felt that, when other top agency's I was on didn't? The reply was 'The majority of the work we do is on period productions & require women to have natural hair colour etc. All the best' I replied 'Fair enough but just for the record my hair is uncoloured & has no extensions etc!' Afterwards I wondered if the etc might refer to cosmetic surgery & if they thought (Wrongly!!) if I had fake boobs? Either way it was a bugger as I'd love to do period stuff!! I did a bunch of job searches & snacked on a Diet Coke & Chilli Doritos & sent off a bunch of job applications & also responded to a bunch of auditions on audition sites.

I watched the soaps from 7-9pm while having a tomato soup & 2 slices of sunflower bread for tea. I watched 'Celebrity Big Brother' Denise Welsh, is doing Michael's head in, I can't blame him, I'd feel the same, she seems to have no concept, of giving someone their personal space! Plus she is coming over as very needy & attention seeking!! Then there was a new program 'When Paddy Met Sally' Why make this program, about the two most unlikable contestants from last years 'Celebrity Big Brother' ?? (Even if the 'Pikey' did win it!) & the show was as expected, as boring & unlikable as the pair themselves!! 


Still hungry, I had a vegetable Cup-a-Soup, followed by 3 crispbread's with honey & a small, mashed banana, sprinkled with cinnamon. Then I watched 'Big Brothers Bit On The Side' before going to bed early tired! I made a 'Collagen Shot' in the blender with water, it tastes too watery for me, even with 200ml water (Let alone the 300ml option) like the dregs of a milkshake, after the ice has melted & watered it down. (If you want to try the BRAND NEW, Collagen Shot, product yourself go to http://t.co/uJ1OS7q and if you quote promotion code EB1 you will get free P&P which saves you £2.50) IF YOU LIVE IN THE UK Maybe if I did it with 100ml of water or less like a shot, it would be more to my taste, with water??  Mind you, St Albans water tastes vile! Probably the high lime content, that causes lime-scale on glasses etc if not dried immediately after washing!! (Calories consumed 1,622 good!)

Tuesday 10th January, I woke at 8am, to another cold miserable day. I had a wash & had 3 slices of sunflower bread, toasted with cheese & a smear of mustard, washed down with a coffee, I dressed the same as yesterday & headed out for my power walk! I got back home & grabbed a banana & a Diet Coke & I read the paper. The headlines were another piss take of Anthony Worrall Thompson saying.... 'I've Been Edam Fool.... but I'll be Gouda from now on' The shoplifter chef, apologised for his Cheese & Wine stealing behaviour. Anthony (Who was cautioned but not charged.......... disgusting!!) said "Hopefully I can make amends" (How? by doing an Ad, for Tesco for free? Claiming Tesco's cheese & wine's are such great value its a steal!!.... ??) 


He said he was getting psychiatric treatment (Any old bullshit to escape a jail sentence & a criminal record!) He will no doubt, blame it on the medical condition, kleptomania!! He said "All of it together ONLY amounted to £100 they were things like bread, cheese, onions, coleslaw, wine!" Oh that's OK then!!.. Only £100!!.... Bloody "ONLY £100" I wish I could afford to think that £100, on cheese, bread & wine etc was a small amount, £100 of shopping for me, would have to feed me for 2-3weeks & not just be the components, of a cheese & wine evening!!.... TWAT!!!

It turns out Saturdays contestant on 'Take Me Out' Aaron Withers 32 (Below) from Somerset, is a £50 a hour escort, who battered a woman & her boyfriend during a bar brawl, punching the woman in the face, charming!! Ironic that he chose the charmless, gold digger, ting tong, Wen Jing Mo 28, as his date. I guess his date with Wen will now be cut, from this Saturdays show!

Brits are being told, buy the government, to have at least 2 booze fee days a week, for their health! I must be very healthy, as I only rarely have 2 booze days a month! American, Steven Spielberg, meanwhile, has praised Brits, Prince William & Kate, saying they put Hollywood in the shade! His two favourite TV shows right now are very English too 'Downton Abbey' & 'Sherlock'

I grabbed my water bottle & headed out for the Gym, and worked out for a few hours, burning 590 cals, on the bike, cross trainer & stepper, plus some of the weight machines. One of the personal trainers, Rob, came over & said he'd give me a free personal training session & asked when I was free? & I said "Thursday!!"  So we arranged it for then at 1pm. I went on the power plate for a bit, then I headed home! Drinking lots of water. I watched 'CSI' on Ch5 at 5.30pm, then had some cream of vegetable, Cup-a-Soup, with a slice of sunflower toast, spread with a cheese triangle. I did some chores & I thought I saw, a small, black, mouse, run under the chest of draws, in my bedroom. But I thought, 'I must be seeing things!' as there are no gaps, in skirting boards etc, to get in?? Also I didn't have my lenses in, or my glasses on, so I thought 'Ooh maybe its a big spider yuck!!! Hope it dies under there & doesn't come out if so!!' Big Spiders freak me out!!!... Arghhhhhhhh!!!!

I watched the news, then did a few exercises at home with my Swiss Ball, then had 30mins under my sun-bed, to try ease my aching joints, with some heat. I had a orange juice & some water after, to re-hydrate, then I watched 'Fat Fighters' (Very Entertaining) Then I watched 'The Biggest Looser' while having a mushroom Cup-a-Soup & 3 crispbread's. Then it was time for 'Celebrity Big Brother' Denise Welsh & Andrew Stone, are still being, attention seeking, diva's. Natalie is making me laugh, with her gossiping & sarcasm, about Andrew etc. I'm Loving Michael, who is fast becoming my favourite. I'm also loving the playboy twins, who are playing it, like the game it is. The Irish model, who's name escapes me again, is beyond dull!! 


Frankie & Kirk, are so, so thick & cringeworthy'ly ignorant that, I want to punch the screen, when either of them are on it! If Kirks dad gave him a private education, I would ask for his money back, if I was him & I'd  be bowing my head in sheer embarrassment, at just how clueless my son was, at that age! It is truly shocking!! The Gay rugby player Gareth seems a nice guy, but unusually for Big Brother, the gay house-mate, is getting scant air time!!

Celebrity Big Brother's Gareth Thomas 

I watched 'Big Brothers Bit On The Side'  The usual people I know, were in the audience. Although I haven't seen the rather neurotic, American, Porn Star (Who suddenly turned funny on me last series, for no apparent reason?) Maybe it was because, I said I'd been watching TOWIE (As she said, she was in it) & I said I haven't seen her! Maybe she read that & got offended? No idea why though? As I wasn't being negative, just stating a fact! Anyway she lives in Luton, not Essex. So she would only ever be background, not a main character! Maybe she is the fame seeking type, who Google's her name & didn't like me mentioning, that she was a porn star in the USA, in my blog? 


But she mentions it any chance she gets on 'Big Brothers Bit On The Side' and when we did the Pilot of 'Is It Just Me?' Whatever the reason is, she can just get on with it!! I'm not going to be crying into my cornflakes over it!! Peckish I had a slice of toast & a cheese triangle with a 'Collagen Shot'  Made with orange juice! (If you want to try the product yourself go to http://t.co/uJ1OS7q and if you quote promotion code EB1 you will get free P&P which saves you £2.50) IF YOU LIVE IN THE UK Then at 12.15am, I watched 'Desperate Housewives' on Ch4 +1 & went to bed at 1.20am (Calories consumed 1,472 Good.... Minus the 590 calories burnt in the gym = 882 cals Excellent!)


Wednesday 11th January, I Woke at 8am & had a wash, washing my hair, then shoved on my juicy, pink, tracksuit, my black Ugg look boots & headed out for my power walk. I came home, and had another quick wash, changed into black leggings & vest top, with a leopard print, Kaftan over the top, with brown stone, drop earrings. I did my hair up, with a faux ponytail & then did a shades of brown tone make-up. I put my heeled, black, boots, in my large gunmetal sequinned tote bag & slipped on my damaged (Thanks to a pot hole) black, Ugg style boots. I had a slice of cheese on toast (Edam) and a slice of toast, spread with a cream cheese triangle, for breakfast, plus a coffee. Then I put on my magic, black scarf, as a snood, my long black Military coat & my black gloves, then I headed off to the station to go to London, picking up a Sun newspaper along the way. I got to the station & the train was thankfully quick to arrive, and I got on & found myself a seat.

Once on the train I read the paper more X-rated stuff in the paper about 'Take Me Out' with the headline 'Take Me Out Sex Party Scandal,  2-Day Boozy Bash, Mansion Trashed, Mob's Obscene Pics' Hoards of ex contestants, and this years shows contestants (It's pre recorded in November) had a wild sex & booze party in a £4.5million mansion, Wyelands House, in Chepstow, South Wales, to celebrate the new series. Up to 90 ex contestants, went to the two night bash, (I wonder if Heidi, or Corene went?) Many paired up for sex, and obscene snaps, that were posted on Facebook. One party goer said "Flirty party games led to a lot of shagging!!" Another said "There was lots of sex going on, people were doing it in front of each other!" A 3rd told of "An insane girl who bedded 3 men & canoodled with 9 others!" (Classy!!) Another reveller said 2 or 3thousand pounds worth of damage was caused by the drunken mob, who trashed the Grade II listed building!

Take Me Out's Lucy Harrold, Romping On Floor, With a Guy, 

At The 'Take Me Out' Party, Nice Crotch Shot!!   

The party was organised over last weekend, by one of the ex contestants. Things got steamy after they began playing a lock & key game, where women are given padlocks & men keys. they then circulate until a match is found & then get replacement locks & keys to do it again. People started to get to know each other very quickly!! There were condoms everywhere, some revellers stripped naked & no one seemed to care what they did, as long as they were having a good time. some posted explicit photo's later on Facebook. About £3,000 was spent on drink over the two days & drunk lads kicked doors of their hinges! The carpet got really filthy with smashed champagne glasses & bottles. Meanwhile Aaron Withers date with Wen, has been cut from Saturdays show!

It will come as no surprise to many, but more than 160,000 Brits have lost out to a job to an immigrant, over the past 5yrs. One Brit misses out on a job, for every 4 non-EU migrant workers, who arrive here!! (They also have the added bonus, of jumping up the councils affordable housing list & so get to pay less rent & therefore have more of that wage left over, than your average Brit who pays rent to a private landlord & got the job would!) At least 160,000 UK workers have been 'displaced' by the 700,00 non-EU migrants that flock here! Meaning 160,000 unemployed Brits would be in jobs if it wasn't for migration. Also £2,216 per head is spent on education for immigrants, while it's only £1,662 a year, spent per head on Brits.


Some sick, evil, satanic, bastards, in Cornwall, have mutilated & killed a beautiful, loving, 2yr old, pet stallion called Eric (Below) Police think it may have been ritually sacrificed by witches. Poor, innocent, horse. Eric, had an eye gouged out, teeth removed & his genitals hacked off. Police are trying to work out if he was drugged, before being attacked, in his field. His heartbroken owner, Dawn Jewell said "My 1st thought was he'd been attacked by an animal, but the vet said the wounds were caused by a knife! It's horrible!!!" I personally hope the scum that did it, meet an equally grizzly fate!! Evil Bastards!!

 Gentle Giant & Victim Of An Evil Crime - Stallion Eric

There was a bunch of jokes off of Twitter about Anthony Worrall Thompson, showing off the British love of pun humour, with jokes such as....

• Wozza stole some cheese?...... How Dairy!!
• Went to see 'Ready Steady Cook' the other day it was great, A W Thompson stole the show!
• Why did the chicken cross the road?.... Coz  it was stuffed up A W Thompson's jacket!!
• A W Thompson stole some cheese & wine!!...... & that was only for starters!!
• Wozza was caught stealing cheese from Tesco..... He should of done it more Caerphilly!!
• Wozza was caught stealing milk, yeast & flour from Tesco..... He's run out of dough!!
• When asked how he felt about stealing cheese Wozza admitted..... It wasn't very mature!!
• There is no such thing as a free lunch.... Unless your using the Worrall Thompson recipe book!!

News is in that people who Diet, end up Gaining MORE weight, in the long term, according to major new research! A study involving 4,000 twins, reported that those that dieted once in their lives, were 80% more likely to be overweight at 25, than those that never dieted! Those who dieted two or more times, were twice as likely to be overweight! Finnish researchers said "The body switches to over eating mode, once the diet is over, to replenish energy stores, some suffering uncontrolled appetites, overeating & food binging when strict diets ended!!".... Interesting!!

Five, VILE, Muslims, went on trial yesterday, accused of hate crime. By handing out REPULSIVE leaflets, calling for gays to be executed. They handed them out, outside a mosque & posted them in letterboxes, before a 'Gay Pride' parade. I'd shove it where the sun doesn't shine, if they tried to give one to me, vile pigs!! One depicted a pic of a hanged mannequin, it said a death sentence had "already been passed on to every homosexual" & the only issue is whether they should be hanged, burnt. or stoned (SCUM!) Another repulsive publication was entitled 'Turn Or Burn' & featured a burning lake, as an image of hell (That's where those sick, evil, twisted, homophobic, bastards are going!!) A 3rd told gays 'God Abhors You' scum!! Razwan Javed 28, Kabir Ahmed 28, Ihjaz Ali 42, Umer Javed 38 & Mehboob Hussain 44 all from Derby, deny the charges (Of course!!)

I got off the train at Kings Cross & travelled to my follow up interview, for a boutique manager in Islington. They seemed very pleased with me and I think I may be in with a chance. Afterwards I popped to my friend Ange's boutique to see her but she wasn't in today, as she was out buying stock! So I chatted to George for a bit, there was a pair of thick, warm, winter leggings, in chocolate brown, in the sale, in Ange's shop going very, very cheap, so I bought a pair, as it's getting very cold & to help Ange with some sales. I popped to Boots & got a Shapers Moroccan feta salad, some Shapers crisps & a Diet Coke for lunch. Then I had another look round Chapel Street Market, before popping back in the shop, to talk to George, while I thawed out a bit. 


Then I headed off back to Kings Cross, as I was off to meet Bob, in Elstree, to go to Celebrity Big Brothers 1st Eviction 'Bit On The Side' show. I had to wait until 7pm to use my 'Off Peak' ticket, so I bought a cappuccino in Costa Coffee & made it last, while flicking through the paper some more, to kill time. On the train I had my dinner, that I'd also bought earlier, in Boots. A Shapers, salmon salad, with Shapers, salt & vinegar chipsticks & a Shapers, diet, ginger beer.

I got to Elstree & walked from the station to Elstree Studio's & met Bob, in the Elstree Studio's bar, opposite the 'Bit On The Side' green-room, bar. Poor Bob, was a bit croaky, with a sore throat, bless him. He was sat with a nice chap called James, who makes adverts at Elstree & we had a good old chat. I had a cider & a vodka & tonic, before we headed over to the green-room. My lovely ex 'Hollyoaks' buddy, Simon Cole, text & we had a laugh, then Ricky who I was on 'OMG' & 'Benidorm' trailer with text me but, when I tried to reply I was out of credit, so couldn't reply!! We went over to the green-room & said hello to some of the other regulars there. I wondered if  Paul Wilder would be in today? As I don't think he & Bob have seen each other for a while? We filled in our consent forms, and had a complimentary wine or two, which made Bob sounded a bit less croaky after. We watched 'Celebrity Big Brother's' Eviction show, in the green-room, it was Andrew Stone V Georgia (The mind numbingly boring, Nuts, Model) 

CBB's Georgia Salpa, 2 Boobs, 0 Personality!

As it was a vote to SAVE, we thought surly, boring, Georgia Salpa, would go as, as  fame hungry & attention seeking as Andrew is, his behaviour & the response by the others to his behaviour is amusing! Where as the sheer lack of personality & boredom, of Georgia, is dull, dull, dull, even Kirks cringeworthy, moronic, clueless attempts to chat her up are 50% boring, 50% an embarrassment, to watch! Only Nuts readers, or maybe the Irish, know who the dullard model is! So surely she cant get many votes to save? Also most voters are women & I can't see them saving her! So unless the whole of Ireland block vote, just because she is Irish (Which is probably why that Boring Pikey, Paddy Doherty, won!) Andrew must be safe! Unless the public have gone mad!!? 


The public HAVE gone mad!! & Andrew lost, to the big titted bore!! WTF??? Wow the Irish must of voted for one of their own in droves, along with blokes, who rate big tits, over personality, in importance! YAWN!! I was not happy!! I know Andrew is somewhat fame hungry & desperate, but Andrew brought 1,000 times more entertainment to the show, than Miss Yawnfest ever has, or ever will, even if she lasted to the end, which if she did, would be a travesty! So Andrew exited still dressed as The Beast!! While in the green-room, before going onto the 'Big Brothers Bit On the Side' studio. Two girls, who obviously failed to get into the eviction crowd, tried to blag their way into 'Big Brothers bit On The Side' instead! One of them must of seen some of the names on the crews clip board & tried pretending to be me!! So Funny!...


The Big Brother Crew, know me well & said "I don't think so, we know June, she is sat inside with a glass of wine ..... bye bye!!" LMFAO!!!! An Ex text me at 10pm, as we went into the studio, but I had no credit & had to turn off my phone anyway. Bob & I sat to the left of the audience area at the front! When it came to the discussion of 'What difference will Andrew's leaving have on the house?' I said how it will have no effect on the house, as they will be glad to have got rid of an irritant!! But it will make a big difference, for the viewers, as it was the other house-mate's negative responses to Andrew, which made gripping viewing & not Georgia's boring knock backs of Kirks cringeworthy, naff, flirting! Co host, Holly Molly's Jamie East, agreed with me!! You Can See This Show By Clicking  HERE, Up To July 2012   After the show ended, I walked to the station & Bob drove back to London, his voice croaky again, poor love! I got in around 12.30am, feeling peckish. So I had a packet of crisps, then I had a wash & crashed for the night, as I have an audition tomorrow! (Calories consumed 1,576 not bad, considering the booze!!)


Thursday 12th January, I woke at 8am & had a shower & hair wash, then dried it in a shaggy style (As my audition is for a rough council estate mum!) I wore my new brown leggings, my white, long sleeved, Petite Bateau top, under my brown, beige & black tiger jumper, long, stripy, brown & cream socks over the leggings tucked into my damaged, black, Ugg look boots. I did a light make-up & had a breakfast of, 3 Rivita crispbread's with cheese & a coffee & donning my black magic scarf, black gloves, grey, faux fur, deerstalker, plus my black bomber jacket, I went for my hour power walk. It was bitter cold out!! Brrrrrr!! My friend Simon text me to say he was glad I got to speak on 'CBBBOTS' last night, on the way home I got a paper & topped up my phone credit. 


I got back in & warmed up with a Mushroom Cup-a-Soup & an apple & then pulled on my long black coat & faux fur deerstalker & set off to the station, at 11.45am, very early for my 2pm audition, but thought better early than late & I could get into character, as I waited. I got to the station & bought my train ticket, my train was due in 2 mins great!! Then it suddenly went to Cancelled WTF?? Then I hear all trains going to & coming via Luton, are either being delayed or cancelled, due to someone jumping in front of a train!!!

Luton Station, If You Lived Here, You'd Probably Jump Too!!

FFS!!! Somebody is dead & that's awful, but how selfish a way to do it!! Not only for delaying peoples travel, but also for those poor, emergency services people, that will have to scrape up their remains from the track (Yuck!!) I couldn't get on the next train, as it was a fast one to Kings Cross & I have to get off at West Hampstead!! And I can't get on the fast train into Kings Cross & then get the tube to West Hampstead, as I only got a cheaper ticket to Zone 2, not a travel card that includes Zone 1. I then hear via the tannoy, that my 2nd slow, stopping train, is cancelled & the next one delayed, FFS! Brilliant!!!.... The next two fast one's were still on time!! You'd think with two cancelled & a delayed slow one, they'd of made, one of the fast ones, into a stopping train!! Or at least one stopping at West Hampstead & Kentish Town, where there are tube links!! BUT NO!! It was now getting worryingly close to 2pm!! So I text my contact at the audition & let them know the situation & of the possibility I might be late!!


Eventually, the late stopping train arrived, and I got on & found myself a seat thankfully, after standing for ages in the cold! Once, eventually on the train, I read the paper. On the front page, was the unsurprising 'Games In Terror Threat' A suspected al-Qaeda chief, has been banned from flying to the UK, amid fears of a terrorist threat to the Olympics (Well banned until the EU step in & prevent it, due to the Terrorists human rights to maim, murder & exterminate the British!) Sami Mohamed Ali-al-Fadli 20, is thought likely to launch an attack in the UK, or on a plane! It's obvious that while the worlds eyes are focussed on the UK for the Olympic's, its a perfect stage, for the sick terrorists abominations!

A teenager Dyson Allen, has been arrested on suspicion of murder, over the 4 of 9 children, that died in a house fire, during their Mum Michelle Smith's birthday party. He was arrested, after he'd wrote a tribute to them on Facebook. He was a friend of 19yr Reece, who died trying to save his little brother & twin sisters. Police say the fire which started in a bedroom wardrobe, was started deliberately! The batteries from the smoke alarms, had been removed!

Murder Suspect, Dyson Allen 

A 37 policeman, found his parents battered to death, in their home yesterday. The body of Avtar Singh Kolar 62 & wife Carole 58 was found in an upstairs room, of their home in Birmingham, by their son, after he'd let himself in, with his own key. The horrified officer called in on them, after they never answered calls, from their family. He dialled the forces emergency line to report the murders. The couple, had suffered a "Sustained" attack, possibly after disturbing burglars. But they are not ruling out, that the killings could be a revenge attack, linked to their sons work! 60 police are working on the case!! The murdered couple, who had been married 40yrs, last spoke to a daughter, about babysitting, on Tuesday evening.

Murder Victims, Avtar Singh Kolar & Carole Kolar

More murder madness, a 47yr woman stabbed her 44yr cousin to death, in a drunken row, over ownership of a meat pie! WTF??? After the cousin made a meal, from the tinned 'Fray Bentos' pie the killer had bought! Cindy Wunungmurra was jailed for 7yrs, after admitting manslaughter, at the house they shared, in Northern Australia.

Fray Bentos Pies!.... Worth Killing For?

More 'Take Me Out' Scandal comes in the form of the gold digging, contestant, Wen Jing Mo 28. Who was chosen by £50 a hour Escort Aaron Withers. Last night, Wen admitted, that she was, a £200 a hour, hooker, ha ha ha!! (Got a New Catchphrase, for you Paddy "Let the Hooker, see the Escort!!") No wonder he chose her, they were obviously, an excellent match!! Their Cyprus holiday date, on the Isle of Fernando, has been axed from this Saturdays show!

 Wen Above & Wen & Aaron Below

It is feared devil worshippers murdered & mutilated beautiful 2yr horse Eric in Cornwall. As his death coincided with the day of satanic animal sacrifice, St Winebald Day, during a full moon! (Evil, Twisted, Weirdo's!!) It seems that he was Tasered, before being cruelly attacked & mutilated. Poor, beautiful, Stallion, Eric was buried, on Dawn Jewell's farm yesterday. The Sun has offered a £2,000 reward to help catch Eric's evil killers!! I hope it gets results!!

A jobless graduate, launched legal action yesterday, against the government, for "Forcing" her to stack shelves on Poundland. Cait Reilly 22, who left Birmingham University in July 2010, was told to do two weeks, unpaid work, at the store, or lose her £52 a week, Jobseekers allowance. The scheme is to find jobs, for the long term unemployed. But Cait's lawyer, Jim Duffy, claimed the former student, was made to carry out "Forced Labour" Which breached her 'Human Rights' (There we go, more abuse of that F**king awful Bill!!) He added "This government has created a complex array of schemes that allow Job centres to force people into futile unpaid labour for weeks or up to 6 months at a time!"

West Hampstead Station

I got off my train at West Hampstead at 1.48pm, I had 12mins to make it to my audition, which I thankfully did in 10mins! I got in, took off my coat, took my number & sat outside waiting to be called, with the others. Going over my lines in my head, which were not many (Nor hard, luckily!) I hoped that, my rushed efforts to get there & stressful journey, had added to my skanky, council estate look & I messed my hair up a bit more anyway. I went in soon after my arrival did my bit & recalled my lines seamlessly, and they seemed pleased & I was out pretty soon after. 


Now it's a wait to see if I make the cut out of loads who are also auditioning for the part! I'd had a text from Max when I came out & said to meet him & a group of others in the Westbury Pub in Kilburn, for a drink, plus to see a short magic show at 2.30 - 2.45pm. Which was only one tube stop away & still in Zone 2, so off I set, to Kilburn, on the Jubilee line. Then caught a bus to Kilburn High Road. The Westbury was right by the bus stop, I got in saw Max & got a Vodka & Diet Coke, then sat down with a group of mutual friends & had a good old chat. Then a film crew came walking in through the saloon doors & this very short guy & a very tall woman, came in, looking quite odd together!!


They came into the middle of the snug bar, that we were sat in & he chose the girl sat next to me, to come up & then did a well known trick, using force against your arm. Which wasn't that impressive, then he called up 4 other people (Including Max) he lifted her up & got two people to hold her leg end & two her head end, then he was telling her to imagine she felt really light. Then he told the people nearest him, who were holding her legs & upper body, to walk away. So there was just him holding her middle, one person holding her head & Max holding her feet. 


Then the little magician lifted up his hands & she was lying there as stiff as a board, with just her feet & head held!! We thought that was it..... But NO!!!! Then he got Max & the other guy holding her head to let go! They did & she just lay there floating/levitating, It was right in front of us, but I couldn't see how it was done!? There was nothing for her to be laying on, I was right up close & looked for fine chords to hang from, and checked his slightly open jacket to see if a platform could be pulled out from his belt area? But I could see nothing! Very cleaver trick, you couldn't see how it was done, as close as we were. I asked Max, who the magician was? He said he was one of the magicians of the BBC1 show 'The Magicians' but he didn't know what his name was.

The Magician I Saw 4th From Left (2nd From Right!)

I headed back at 3.40pm, as if I didn't catch a 'Off Peak' train by 4.30pm, I'd not be able to get on a train until 7pm when 'Peak Time' is over again! I got the tube, to West Hampstead tube station & then walked to the West Hampstead train station, and got the slow train back (Thankfully they were now running OK again!!) I got home around 5.20pm & watched CSI & had a mushroom Cup-a-Soup & 3 Rivita, plus a banana, as I was peckish. I did some chores round the house, then at 7pm, peckish again, I had a leek & potato Cup-a-Soup & 3 Rivita's & a banana. Then I was off out, round my friend Jennies, to watch TV, while her husband played darts. Watched 'Corrie' & 'Celebrity Big Brother' followed by 'Big Brothers Bit On The Side' My Ex text again & we had a brief chat via text!

Amy Childs

Then 'It's All About Amy' I cracked up laughing, when I saw one shot of her parent's house, where she lives with them, in Essex. As Amy Childs parents, windows, are leaded & there is Pampas Grass, in the front garden, by the entrance! That is a swingers sign, to let other swingers in the area know, that fellow singers are living there!! Lead windows with no pampas grass means NOTHING!! Pampas grass & no lead windows means NOTHING!! lead windows with pampas grass, in the back garden, means NOTHING!! But the front garden pampas grass & leaded windows means SWINGERS!! So the question is... Are Amy Child's parents Swinger's?? Or did they buy their home already like that, from previous Swinger occupants & have no idea??? Either way it's rather amusing!! Edgar came back around midnight & I went back home. Peckish I had 2 slices of toast with cheese triangles on & an apple & some Diet Coke & went to bed. (Calories consumed 1,472 Good!!)


Friday 13th January, I woke at 8am & jumped in the shower, I washed & dried my hair straight, not shaggy like yesterday! I had a full English, veggie breakfast (Veggie sausages & Fakeon!!) yum yum & a cappuccino, to heat me up before my 1hr power walk in the cold! I dressed the same as yesterday except I had my black skinny-rib, polo-neck jumper, under my tiger jumper! I bought a Sun newspaper & Diet Coke as usual, on route home. I got home & I read the paper, while drinking a Diet Coke & munching on an apple. Student's at Cambridge University, are fuming about a TOWIE style reality show 'Best In Cambridge' BIC..... Which is being set, in the historic city of Cambridge! It will follow elite pupils at Cambridge University & the party scene in the city. But they are afraid they will be cast as 'Wild Undergraduates' & bring the University into disrepute!! (Well they can't..... unless they behave that way!!) Meanwhile a Oxford Don, Dr Devinder Sivia, has been held, over a fellow prof's murder, after Professor Steven Rawlings, died after a suspected academic row!


More 'Take Me Out' scandal contestant Lucy Harrold, strips for leering men on a sex webcam. Charging £3.90 a min for private interactive sessions, on downmarket websites. She said as a glamour model the ITV show begged her to go on, but ITV insiders said they knew about her glamour modelling, but NOTHING of her seedy, interactive, stripping webcam antics!

Take Me Out - Lucy Harrold 

US military chiefs, vowed last night, to track down the 4 Marines, that were shown in a video urinating on the body's, of dead Taliban, in Afghanistan. One is heard joking "Giving the Taliban a shower!!" another say's "Have a nice day, buddy" Last night 2 were said to be identified. Not exactly pleasant, but god only knows, what the Taliban do, to their beheaded victims after etc... Is it respectful? No!  But will I lose any sleep over that scum being desecrated? No!  Do I think they should be punished? No!  War is a nasty business, not a gentile act, and after seeing their fellow friends & comrades butchered, by the twisted regime, that is the Taliban, who can blame these men, for their contempt for their dead ENEMY'S!!?


A Jamaican pensioner Nelton Thomas, lay dead in his flat, for up to a year, until his skeleton was found by the gasman. The official entered the building to cut off the gas, over an unpaid gas bill. The stench was said to be disgusting as the heating had been left on. How Awful. I did some household chores & did some job searches & applied for a bunch, watched 'Loose Women' & 'The News' then at 3pm I had a text from one of my agents, checking if I was free on Jan 17th to play a politicians wife, on a BBC Drama? I excitedly text back I was & then pencilled it in my diary & hoped I would be chosen, by the client for the role, especially as it's for a show I like! I had a leek & potato Cup-a-Soup with 3 Rivita's, for a late-ish lunch with a banana & Diet Coke to follow! I did a lot of audition searches & applied for a bunch & then chatted for a bit on Twitter & Facebook. A 'FOUND' poster put up by an idiot, made me laugh today (Below!)

At 5.30pm I watched 'CSI' on Channel 5, I love this show, but can't wait for 'Home & Away', to be back on! I watched 'Come Dine With Me' at 7.35pm, followed by 'New Girl' wasn't that good today! The lead actress remind's me a bit of Katy Perry to look at. Then I watched 'Celebrity Big Brother' for the live eviction. It was Nicola McLean V Natasha Giggs.  As 'Uba Bore' & 'Survivor' of the Wednesday eviction, Georgia got to choose which 2 house-mates, to put up, when she was saved Wednesday. Natasha went! Natalie with her new bob haircut, remind's me of my sister, but I doubt Julie will be flattered by this, despite her liking Natalie & my sister being a fare bit older! 


The Turkish twins that I was on 'OMG' with messaged me & said they saw me on 'CBBBOTS' Wednesday & that I looked lovely! Which was sweet, I watched 'Celebrity Wedding Planner' This week, it was Kerry Katona. I hated the dress she designed for the bride, with a ratty, tatty, bit of blue fabric at the back!! Peckish I had another leek & potato Cup-a-Soup & 2 crispbread's with honey & banana on. My Ex chatted to me a bit more via text, and I teased him a bit. Then I watched 'Celebrity Big Brothers Bit On The Side' (CBBBOTS) followed by 'Cheaters' on Really TV (Freeview 20) Then I went to bed at 1am with a 'Collagen Shot' made with 100ml water (Still too watery for my tastes) I like it best, in fruit juice!! (If you want to try the product yourself go to http://t.co/uJ1OS7q and if you quote promotion code EB1 you will get free P&P which saves you £2.50) IF YOU LIVE IN THE UK (Calories consumed 1,367 very good!!)


Saturday 14th January, I woke 9am, I'd had a odd dream, where an Ex was working as a dentist, which is most odd as it is nothing like his real job, must be down to the conversation Jennie had with me Thursday night, about her recent dentist experience. Funnily enough he text me a hour later at 10am! I just chilled listening to my Paul McKenna 'I Can Make You Thin' CD. Then got up & had a wash, dressed in my chocolate leggings & Tiger jumper. I got on the scales, ooh another half a pound lost since Thursday! I popped to the local off licence & got a Sun newspaper, some apples, banana's & two Diet Cokes! Nicky text to see if I could baby sit tonight, but I was aching in my back, neck & knees & wasn't up for travelling to London Colney tonight & I had lots of things to do at home anyway! 


I had a banana, apple & a coffee for breakfast, then I read the paper, the front page was Ryan Gigs brother (Who seems to have finally piped up now his cheating wife is out of the CBB house) with the headline 'My Brother Ryan's a Worm' No Shit! Now tell us something new!! YAWN!!


The Polish scum Marcin Kasprzak (Below) who tried to murder his Polish partner Michelina Lewandowska, by burying her alive in a cardboard box, was jailed for 20yrs yesterday (Good & lets hope he has to serve all of it!!) & hopefully gets a good battering while inside!!

A teenage transsexual, has become the 1st, sex swap patient to enter the 'Miss England Beauty Pageant'. Jackie Green, Nee Jack Green (Below) has became the UK's youngest transsexual, after an Op in Thailand, on her 16th birthday. the 18yr old was approached & asked to enter by a modelling scout, who had no idea she was transgender, she is in the 'Miss fresh Photographic' round, where public votes decide if she makes the semi finals.

 Transgender, Miss England Beauty Pageant Queen, 
Jackie Green 

I Watched 'Playing It Straight' I love that show & then I did some laundry & household chores & had a snack of some chilli Doritos & a Diet Coke. Then I listed some items for sale on eBay. After that I did a load of job searches & applied for 23, then went on all the audition sites, and applied for 11 of those!! I had an orange juice, took out the rubbish & watered the plants, then my Sister-in-law Karen called, out of the blue, for a chat & gave me the run down on what everyone bought for Christmas, from my vouchers I got them. She said the kids said I must have a job, due to the amount spent!! Which made me laugh as I spend that full amount on Bills family each Xmas (Some years, much more than that!!) I guess it must look more in voucher form?? I had a leek & potato Cup-a-Soup with 3 crispbread's, plus a banana, washed down with a Diet Coke for my lunch. I did some hoovering & ironed, some dry laundry, then put it away. I went on Facebook & laughed at the 'Satisfaction The Granny Remake' for Equal-Payday, YouTube video (Below) Brilliant!! Those old lady's are great sports!! A great take off of the original 'Satisfaction' video (Below bottom)

I watched the news at 6pm, then the NEW 'You've Been Framed' & took a load of pain killers, as the pain from my neck, back, arm & knee, was making me miserable & grumpy, as well as very, very, uncomfortable!!... I watched 'Harry Hills TV Burp' Then I had a golden vegetable Cup-a-Soup, with 3 crispbread's, followed by a banana & a orange juice. Then I watched 'Take Me Out'  No men were my type on there, it was definitely a case of "No likey, No lighty!!"  tonight. I got a text from my friend Jennie, at 8pm saying "Just Saw You On The Magicians!!" OMG!! that must of been from in the pub Thursday, when I was looking skanky council estate & I missed it!! Wow that was quick on the TV, just three days later!! Then I watched 'Celebrity Big Brother'  I'm really Loving Michael, the Twins & Natalie, but Kirk, Frankie & Denise are making me cringe!! As for Georgia, she might as well not be there, for the impact she makes (Or rather doesn't make!!) Surely she must go next!!? 


I took another load of pain killers, as I felt rough, then I watched 'The Jonathan Ross Show' on ITV. Suddenly my friend Julia Called me, in tears!! Apparently Avril the 'CBBBOTS' weekend, presenter, made a bad taste joke, about Nicola McLean's, hacking, cough, sounding like, an Asbestos workers & Julia's dad died, due to having, Asbestos on his lungs, so it got to her. I didn't see it, as I don't really watch the weekend shows, as its more about quiz questions, about the show so far! So I chatted to her for about 30 to 60mins until she felt better again. Then I watched 'Cheaters' & then peckish I had a mushroom Cup-a-Soup & some honey & banana on crispbread's, then did some blogging I had a coffee & an apple & then got ready for bed & made up a 'Collagen Shot' made with Orange juice (If you want to try the product yourself go to http://t.co/uJ1OS7q and if you quote promotion code EB1 you will get free P&P which saves you £2.50) IF YOU LIVE IN THE UK I went to bed & noticed Julia had left a message on my Facebook wall, thanking me for being such a good friend, which was sweet!! (Calories Consumed 1,385 Good!)


Sunday 15th January, I woke at 10am & got on the scales I have lost 1 & 3/4lb, so that's a total of 2.5lb in two weeks!! Slow but steady does it! I had a banana & a coffee for breakfast & listened to my Paul McKenna 'I Can Make You Thin' CD, after downing a load of pain killers, as my neck is really getting unbearable!! I could cry from the pain sometimes! I did a load of blogging, lounging around, in my pink, pyjamas (As I'm not going out today, as I don't really buy a Sunday paper, now that the NOTW is gone!) Since taking the 'Collagen Shots' the smaller of the 2 lines/creases on my forehead, above my right eye, has gone!! But I now have some tiny white-heads, either side of my mouth!! I'm not sure if that is a post menopausal thing, that's starting up? Or if it has something to do, with the 'Collagen Shots' ?? Hmmmm guess only time will tell! (If you want to try the 'Collagen Shots' product yourself go to http://t.co/uJ1OS7q and if you quote promotion code EB1 you will get free P&P which saves you £2.50) IF YOU LIVE IN THE UK I had a vegetable Cup-a-Soup (Yes I'm eating a lot of them, they are cheap, low in calories & I'm trying to shrink my stomach, so it gets use to eating smaller meals!) I had the Cup-a-Soup with 3 Rivita & an apple to follow.

Rivita's 

I watched 'Columbo' as I continued Blogging, then 'Vera' I changed the bed & did some more laundry! Then I had 3 crispbread's with 2 boiled eggs, with a Diet Coke, I watched the news. I put another wash in the machine & did the washing up, then watched 'Dancing On Ice' while writing my blog on it. Then I turned over to watch the brilliant 'The Hotel'  before watching the results show of 'Dancing On Ice' 


Peckish again, I had some Miso Soup, then 4 Rivita's with some mashed banana & cinnamon, all washed down with a coffee. Then it was 'Celebrity Big Brother' If Kirk Norcross thought leaving TOWIE & going on Big Brother, was going to raise his profile & get the cash rolling in, he is sorely mistaken!! It only highlights how dumb, ignorant & unlikable he is! The only TV offers he will have coming in, will be from something like 'Tool Academy' & only then if they were, scraping the bottom of the barrel!! 

Kirk 'Dunce' Norcross

I have heard from a few very reliable sources, that before TOWIE landed in Kirk's lap, that Kirks dad, was asking all and sundry, to employ, his bone idle, clueless son. Even telling them, that he'd pay his wages, out of his own pocket, if they could take him on as an apprentice & actually teach him a trade!! Thick as 10 planks & arrogant Kirk Norcross & sweet, but uba dumb, Amy Childs, are proof that a private education, is SOMETIMES, a waste of money!! I watched the film 'Not Another Teen Movie' then I had an apple & 'Collagen Shot' in orange juice (If you want to try the product yourself go to http://t.co/uJ1OS7q and if you quote promotion code EB1 you will get free P&P which saves you £2.50) IF YOU LIVE IN THE UK before going to bed (Calories Consumed 1,212)