Still Can't Give Up The Fags - & I Don't Even Smoke!!

Well after the Excitement of BBBM finals Tuesday, Wed & Thurs was quite a sedate two days.


Wed 25th August bought a cheap £7 mobile phone to use until orange had the one in I wanted to buy, with the cash from my top-up bonuses, I heard back about my reading for the voice of The Cat Of 9 Tails & the producer said, sorry to mess me about but he was deciding to make it a male character, but he liked my voice & would be keen to use me in future projects. Talking of cats there was more in the paper on that vile Mary Bale, who put that poor cat Lola in the wheelie bin, saying she thought they are good climbers & it would get out (errr how there is nothing to grip on on the sheer steep walls & the bloody lid is too heavy to lift.... MORON) the other thing that shocked me was the battle axe is a year Younger than me!! Bloody Hell!!!!!....wheelie!!?

Mary Bale, I could be cruel, but mother nature beat me to it!!

Wednesday the painters also came (about time) to do up my building to paint the peeling windowsills that have been left needing doing for over 8 years & are now rotting due to not being done sooner and also painting the white top half of my maisonette that's black from traffic pollution


Thursday 26th August was another quiet day, except for being contacted by Andy, the director of "The Houseparty Of The Dead 6" saying he was doing the exhausting task of editing the film footage & had a great shot of me licking blood of the car windscreen, that would make it into the final cut, lol how funny (was trying to stop my arms keep sticking to the windscreen which caused a lot of the bruising to my arms !!) Mike also popped round to collect his camera I borrowed for BBBM as mine is broke since Zombie movie (bummer!!)


Friday 27th August was more hectic, I had 3gay ole days ahead, as I had a audition for a new Drama Series "Mind The Gap" at Pineapple Dance Studios at 4pm with my friend Ian Mann, who I was meeting at 3.30pm at Covent Garden tube, But I had to pack my case for my friend Tiger Lilly's music vid as she wants me in Evil Barbie garb in my massive 18" beehive so that needed to be in another big bag, so that it wasn't crushed, then I needed an outfit for the premier party of the Short independent Brit flick I was in "Losing It" Sat night. It will be entered into the next Cannes film festival.

Went in my back room (my walk in dressing room) to get a few bits to take for video shoot, to find the moron of a painter from Wed left my window open 1.5ft it had been raining heavily Wed night & Thursday and shoes & clothes & things from my late mothers home, I'd yet to sort out, were also piled in the window area & had also got wet, livid I went to close window, but it wouldn't budge the moron had panted it so it had stuck (idiot cowboy bloody painter) so then I had to quickly tape bin bags to bottom of it, as I'm in London for 3 days & it looked like it was going to pour again & then had to quickly email my landlords to say I was away for 3days & just discovered my window is painted open a foot & a half & rain is getting in & it's a security risk. Annoyed with hair I cut 2" off my fringe then set off, I'd emailed Tiger Lilly a few times giving her my mobile saying to text me hers, in case I got stuck in the wee hrs, trying to find video venue in Pimlico, as I would not know when I would next be online again.

Dragged all my stuff to St Albans Station but my fast train to London, got changed to a stopping train, as the stopping train behind had been taken out of service. But I managed to get to Covent Garden tube at 3.50pm so Ian & I were at Pineapple bang on 4pm & queued with a bunch of others, it was really poorly organised & we had to fill in info forms (even though they should of printed off info from our star now profiles when we applied) then we were blocking corridors for dancers to go to studios, so eventually they had a idea of writing a number on our hand & sending us to cafe area until called. Andrew Stone (AKA Starman) was there looking miserable, no sign of the lovely Camp Louie Spence tho.

By 4.45pm number 6 still hadn't gone in & Ian & I were number 40 & 41 & the Pineapple cafe was rammed & humid so Ian & I buggered off to a near by Gay bar called Box Bar, Ian had two large White Wines & I had a Pint of Cider & a Cappuccino. Ian said my hair looked good, (my haircutting cant be too bad then)When we went back at 5.50pm people were still waiting & eventually we got seen just after 7pm, we think "The Gap" will be quite street, as most of the actors applying were black, as were the people casting it, but one was seriously checking me out before we read, so that's a plus I guess, as was the fact the pair who auditioned before us were absolutely awful, an Indian guy and a black girl, it was almost a master class in bad acting, it was to acting what those awful singers are to singing on Xfactor, Ian & I had to act a scene together, Ian was really frightened that as it was with me (& we have never acted a scene together before) he'd get a fit of the giggles, but we did OK if I do say so myself!! As we left we saw Andrew Stone leaving still not looking happy with a car from Big Brother waiting to take him off to Elstree.

Now it was time for Ian & I to party in Soho. So we trundled off with my case & paraphernalia to Ku Bar to meet Ian's friend Jo Mac (@jomacmusicpr) on twitter, who also knew Tiger Lilly, & said to say "Hello" from her when I saw her. I had a Vodka & Tonic There & Ian another large white wine. Then we went for a Subway before heading off back to Ian's in Stockwell, to drop off my stuff before going out in Clapham.

Ku Bar

We arrived & I said hello to Ian's flatmate Barbie & his newest flatmate Welsh Glamour Model Meddy (you may know her from Nuts magazine any straight men reading also @meddyford on twitter) & her cute White & Tan Chihuahua Caned, pronounced Kayden (Welsh for Fighter) who was the 1st two tone Chihuahua I'd ever seen, he barked at 1st & seconds later he was really friendly jumping on my lap & laying on my feet (which were really hurting, they had swollen up making my boots tight & rub)

MEDDY

Quickly checked my FB on Ian's Internet, in case Tiger Lilly had left her number on there? (despite me saying that I'd have no online access as I don't have FB on my mobile) as she still hadn't text me hers. Also checked shoot address & when the tubes to Pimlico started (one stop on Victoria line from Ian's) as the shoot was 5.30am. the tubes started at 5am, but there was "NO" Victoria line the whole weekend, due to engineering work!! (the bastards screwing up me getting to a filming, two weeks in a row, on different lines grrrrr!!) So I text my friend Sammy (also a friend of BB11 Ben) for Tiger Lilly's number, which she sent me. 

Tiger Lilly

As I hobbled along with Ian, to another Gay Bar, Kazbar I saw Ian had his flip flops on bugger I could of worn mine, thought London bars wouldn't allow casual foot attire on a Friday night!!.... St Albans is obviously more strict in clubs & bars. We met up with two of Ian's lovely friends, Edward Lemont  & Tom Evans who are friends of Hollyoaks actor Simon Cole. 

 Simon Cole (Hollyoaks)

I had a Cider (classy) there was a stunning non scene Gay guy on the table behind us, who was rather taken with Edward, cant blame him Edward is very handsome too. The Bar has "Shag Tags" which is so funny, you get a load of stickers with numbers on & wear a numbered sticker each & there are Tag Tickets, where you can fill in the number of someone you fancy and add a message & it comes up along the bottom of the screen as the music video's play on the big screen, shame straight bars don't do that would be a right laugh, as you can post messages incognito or add your number. 

A bit later we were joined by two other cuties one of which Peter-lee works in Blockbusters where Ian gets his rented DVDs & his friend who looks like a prettier version of a young, slim, Gary Barlow. Ian was quite smitten by him & to be honest who could blame him, he was a hottie!!.... a while later another friend of Ian's James (who is Irish & is living in Manchester) arrives & more fun & frolics entailed & then we headed off to the Two Brewers.

The guys were on the white wine, I was on the water as I had filming at 5.30am & drinking would make me sleepy, plus I'm broke anyway so no point spending more ££ I cant afford. We were all dancing & the hot Gay guy from before who liked Edward, was there, began to wonder if he was Bi as he was all over women or men, one of his friends was straight. they all danced along with our posse & I can honestly say ours was the hottest Gay Posse in the place.

Popped out to the smoking area to keep Ian company & so joined a group of fags with fags!!..... some spotty 18yr old fag wanted me to chat up some guy for him (obviously his hag with him, wasn't up to the job!!) I was trying my best for the little queen, when I turned to chat to him & he grabbed the front of my top tugging it & the button came flying off like a tiddly wink flying through the air, I went to the kerb & looked in the road trying to find the button so I could sew it back on later, with no luck. While I was looking the teen fag & his hag in training skulked off!! no apology's!!.... that's one fag in the smoking area I wouldn't have minded stubbing out with my boot!!


Around 3.30am Ian, James & I set off back to Ian's after kissing the gang goodbye....  on the way back Ian Got a bucket from KFC & shared some with James & gave me some of the chips, it was around 4am when we got back to Ian's & I was glad to get my boots off, as were my poor blistered toes!!.... a rather pissed James crashed out on one couch, while Ian & I sat on the other one to watch the tapping of the nights Ultimate Big Brother & John McCririck's Eviction (Idiot voters it should of been un-Coolio!!) then Big Brothers Big Mouth Pausing occasionally, so that Ian could have Fag breaks. I joined him a couple of times & it was getting bitter cold out there & I was really having second thoughts about doing the Tiger Lilly Video shoot, I have hurt my ankle & feet are blistered, plus having to wait to get a train replacement bus at 5.10am in the cold, not knowing if it stops anywhere in Putney, near the venue for the shoot?, especially as Tiger Lilly has not bothered to text yet me!!  Andrew Stone was on BBBM turning it on for the cameras, no longer looking grumpy, in the end at 5am I text Tiger Lilly, to say I wasn't coming as there was no Victoria line & Id hurt my foot, but could do Sunday if they were still filming then too!? & at 5.30am Ian went up to bed, as he was off to Manchester with a friend to attend Manchester's Gay Pride, and I crashed on Ian's other sofa.


Sat 28th August I woke at around 9am when one of the girls was making tea or coffee in the kitchen, about 10.30am Ian Came in looking fab, in a lovely dark olive T-Shirt with fab design on front & roused James to see if he wanted to get the tube/bus with him as he was heading towards Bucks, to meet his friend he was driving down to pride with. He said I could use his room while he was away, so took stuff up to his room & lay on his bed a bit to free up the lounge for the girls.


Still shattered after approx 4hrs sleep, but couldn't sleep so put my 3dongle in my notebook, to see if I had any signal for Internet access Managed to get on Facebook & see Tiger Lilly had left me a message at 9.10pm yesterday saying "Honey so sorry just found out due to production issues we are postponing tomorrow so sorry will keep you posted x"  Bloody Hell just as well I didn't go, or I'd of been standing outside The King William IV Pub at 5.30am, wondering "WTF is everybody??" why the hell didn't she text me to let me know?she had my mobile number!!..... about noon she text me saying she hoped my foot was OK (guess she must of just woken up & got the text I sent at 5am) guess too much on her mind that she forgot all about contacting me as soon as things got cancled!!??

Barbie went out & Caned was cute cuddling up to me on the bed, while I was replying to my emails, when Meddy was busy in the bathroom. Meddy said she was making some breakfast did I fancy some eggs on toast?  Errrrr yep that would hit the spot!! had 2eggs on 2toast & a bit of a chat with Meddy before heading back upstairs to finish off emails, while I still had a slight Internet connection, and while Meddy got dolled up for an acting audition. She is going for the part of a glamour model, which she should be ideal for because that is exactly what she is!!.... Caned  was sat right next to me as I did my emails & I was giving him a stroke & a hug and he kept licking me & he was licking my neck & chin, & I turned my head, about to say "are you kissing me baby" but I must of turned too quick & spooked him & he went for me sinking his teeth in my bottom lip!! OUCH!!!........... (living up to it's Welsh name for Fighter lol)


I rushed to the bathroom to stem the blood, that was pouring down my lower face like a red waterfall, while Caned stood outside, watching me looking sorry & guilty (with those big brown eyes how could I be mad at him?) I said "why did you do that puppy?" & Meddy heard me & came out saying "do what?" & the poor little things face fell, when she saw me with wet tissue paper dabbing my bottom lip, which was now swollen like a bad collagen job like Pete Burns. She kept saying she was so sorry & that she was putting  Caned in his cage all day as punishment, I said it was OK these things happen, Caned obviously just got spooked & acted on instinct!!.... though I was preying it would stop bleeding & the swelling would go down for when I went out later!!....

Meddy headed off for her audition, after saying to help myself to anything out of her fridge & showing me where the coffee was. Had a coffee & 3 ginger biscuits & hoped the heat would soothe my lip that had gone from stinging to numb swollen & rubbery (just like when the dentist gives you a mouth injection) thankfully after a few hrs the swelling went from Pete Burns proportions to Angelina Jolie proportions!! but a bit sore & still weepy, I had a 1" cut down my from inside my lip to just under my lip (where quite a lot of Goths & Emo's have their lip rings) the fleshy inside & middle of lip had meshed together quite well, but the lower lip & bit below the lip where the teeth sank in deepest was still not healing over & a blood thick clear fluid kept oozing from it (despite trying to plug it with foundation & powder) Got done up like I did on BBBM & headed out at 6pm, Barbie had come home 10mins earlier & said Maddy had told her what happened with Caned, I said it was just unfortunate, I didn't blame the dog. She said I looked very glam & she loved the big hair, and with that I headed off to Stockwell tube.

Got the Northern line to Bank & then changed & took one stop on the Central line to Liverpool St & remembered the route to Heneage Street, from when we filmed there on Sunday 1st August, and arrived at The Pride of Spitalfields, (quite apt name while Ian is at Gay Pride) bang on 7pm. Spotted the Producer Angus straight away & he got me a pint of cider, at this point there was only 5 of us there, four of the production team & myself, got chatting to Angus & sound guy 22yr old Adam who was a quite funny Brummy. Later 2 more IMPs arrived with their partners which included the poor woman that was so big they has to sew two IMP outfits together to make one. Then a guy who played a pilot in the film arrived, and some more film crew, Angus got me another Cider & some crisps (I was now starving) told them my lip bite story which they found funny & about having to travel home as a Zombie the other day. Spotted a few fags in the pub, a few wierdo's & 3 young hotties!!

The film was a bit behind schedule & was only at rough cut stage, so this was a Wrap Party, or more of a drink rather than a Premier of the film which Angus said should be happening around October, The black girl IMP with the intricate plaited hair, arrived done up with her boyfriend & when she realised it wasn't a fancy party with drinks & party nibbles, she left in under 1min which made me laugh. I was about to go at 9.30pm when Angus asked if I'd like to be a Witch in his next film? so I stayed a bit longer to chat he said he'd email me the script & to read McBeth as it would resonate!! Bought Angus & Adam a Pint of Fosters & myself a half of Cider & it came to £6.50 which was good as a Large White Wine & a V&T came to £11.50 in Ku Bar!!.


I left at 10.30pm, bought a smoked salmon & cream cheese bagel at Liverpool St station  as I was famished  & got back to Ian's shattered at midnight, walked past a gang of hoodies drinking beer on & around a bench near the station, who shouted out "Fancy a beer love?" & I was polite and said "no thanks, but thanks for asking, have a good night lads" If your not intimidated & don't snub, or be rude to groups of hoodies, I find your rarely hassled, so I went on my way with them saying I had a nice Coolou which if my memory serves me well means arse!


Lay in bed trying to sleep despite feeling shattered, wondering how Manchester's Gay Pride was going for Ian, plus how things were going for my two Gay BFF Nat & Terry? they are going through a tough time, with one thing & another, which the present state this country is in doesn't help etc. I'd sent an email & text asking how things were but had not got a reply, but mind you I vanish from communication for a bit when things are not good in my world too. At 1.30am I heard what sounded like gunfire, then at 2am I heard a really loud gunshot, that sounded right outside, eventually fell asleep some time after that.


I was woken by my phone at 3am I quickly turned it off as not to wake the girls. Then checked to see who had rung but the number was not stored in the new phone so I text "who is this? you just woke me up!!" I got the reply "Blast from the past. *Lenny, young guy. Good looking ;)" (modest too!! NOT!!) oh god I thought Bloody *Lenny King, a bloody pain in the arse, who asked me for my number, to go on a date & who then only called at unsociable hrs when pissed or horny or fresh from leaving a club, wanting either a booty call or some dirty talk to jerk off too!! FUCK OFF!!..... I turned off my phone or he'd be calling all night, despite me cutting him off!! just like he always use to do before!! the bloody pain in the arse!!.... if I'd of missed that call that my mum was being rushed to hospital in the wee hrs the day she died because my phone was off due to his nuisance calls I would NEVER of forgiven him!!

Identity NOW protected,

Hopefully, finally he knows now

to treat a lady with respect or the truth will come out!!

I'm Sure prospective employees would not have been too impressed!!

After that I had a restless sleep on & off waking at 4am, 5.30am, 7am,  8.30am & 9.30am, I put my phone back on at 7am & got a missed call message, Yep it was F**king *Lenny again!! I'm tempted to put his number on here & say to call him in the wee hrs whenever your up (the more unsociable the better) on a withheld number just to turn the tables!!.... (4/10/2010) But now it seems I don't need to resort to such tactics, as apparently he has learnt the error of his ways, or else he has just grovelled to me to save his arse. Mind you he did threaten Libel, if *name & pic were not removed, but I have every offensive Text message he has sent & Call time's logged, so both the call records from Phone company & the saved texts would be evidence enough to prove there was no case for Libel, as would all entry's in my page a day diary's over past couple of years. I may be blonde, but I'm not stupid!!! So lucky for him I have taken pity!!

Sunday 29th August I finally got up at 10.30am still feeling exhausted & had a coffee to try & wake me up & cleaned my face carefully as not to make my lip start weeping again!! The swelling had gone down & it was no longer numb & it had a fine scab down it, but it hurt if the skin stretched to smile or if I puckered my lips! put on Black D&G kitten camisole vest, black studded leggings, black waterfall jersey cardigan & black TrimSole thong footwear, shagged my natural hair up, packed case & did make-up sat on Ian's bed, watching Big Brothers Little Brother at noon. (Aisleyne BB7 who fucked me over BIG TIME in 2009 was on BBLB) Then I put on my denim jacket, picked up my bag & wig bag & headed downstairs & said bye to the girls, thanking them for their hospitality.


Headed off to Stockwell tube passing 5 police officers on bicycles pulling into Ian's estate (wondered if it was in connection to last nights gun fire??) & got a spicy cheese sani, a diet coke & a News Of The World paper from the shop on the way, then bought my £11.50 single ticket to St Albans (it's cheaper on weekends than week days) & took the Northern line to Kings Cross, then got the train to St Albans, when it arrived in St Albans it was pouring with torentual rain outside, with a strong gale accompanying it. Quickly I ran for cover with all my baggage, & got my extendable umbrella out of my case pocket. Walked home dragging my case & with my two large bags over my shoulder, with the umbrella's spokes crushed against my crown, (to prevent blowing inside out) and gripped the umbrella handle with all my might. about 20yards from home there was a massive, deep, wide, very long puddle in my side of the road, "oh shit" I thought "I have stayed dry this far & I am gonna get splashed!!" but to my delight as the traffic wasn't busy both ways, so cars were swerving round it!! Just as I relaxed, a black car went through it at high speed, covering me from head to toe & soaking me right through to the core. The Bastard!! he did it on purpose as he slowed down to normal speed the minuet he had gone past me!!


Got home & peeled off my wringing wet clothes that were stuck to me, dried off & put on a vest & jogging bottoms on!! & then checked the window in back room, to see if it was now closed?..... as expected it now was (as I saw when I came home my other window & door had been painted) put my dirty clothes & my puddle soaked ones in the wash & then did a few household chores (slowly as I'm still tired!!) added some of the gay guys from Kasbar & Two Brewers, who friend requested me on Facebook and I am now watching Nadia & Brian camp it up on Ultimate Big Brother & Alan Carr Chatty Man, while hoping Rupauls Drag Race is back on TV in the UK soon. Then it wont be long before I hit my Kylie Bed Linened Bed for the land of Nod, wondering what the next week will bring this sleepy Fag Hag!??

BTW found out I was on John Bishops Britain Saturday on BBC1, thats the 2nd time I have been on and missed it anyway the link is below in YELLOW apparently I'm on 1:15 into the show and 10:16 if you don't want to watch whole show!!

Me Talking About Holidays, On John Bishops Britain

Birthdays & Big Brothers

Sunday 29th August, the day after Zombie filming & the bruising on my arms was coming out darker, could play a battered wife easily right now, the bruising on my butt & thighs smarts when I sit down too!!

Hair a bit fluffy & fly away after several washes last night to get the blood & gunk out!!... lovely sunny HOT day so wore flowery yellow summer dress, which nicely shows off all the bruising down my arms, & little gold pumps, suddenly notice some bruising on leg above foot about ankle level at front of leg, must of been from yesterday too!! ouch!!


Do a little chat to web cam (as now camera is broke I cant take photo of it) showing off my Donkey, for pin the tail on the Donkey game for Emily Louise's (AKA Mini) Birthday Party (only finished it in wee hrs, wanted to make saddle & reins with bells on & add googly eyes, but due to filming & TV commitments I didn't have enough time & couldn't find all my sewing & toy making equipment either, due to having a lot of my late mums things still to sort in back room, so cant get to all cupboards)


Set off to get 84 bus to London Colney 1st bus was taken off don't know why? maybe it broke down & being a Sunday I had to wait 1hr for the next one! in fact the next one was late so I had to wait over a hr, a few women checked my bruises out & gave me pitying looks, I think they thought I was in a abusive relationship lol. When I finally arrived at Nicky's (Late) she & everyone had been worried about me, thinking I'd got on the wrong bus & vanished into the middle of nowhere. Nicky & Everyone loved my Donkey, even though it wasn't up to the standard I intended to make it too, a few mums said they know where to go if they need anyone in the future.


Had a drink & some of the Buffet, & chatted to Nicky, Emma, Sharon & Les, played with Emily who looked cute in a Mini Mouse Dress. Then we put the donkey on the wall & played pin the tail on the donkey. The kids seemed to love it & one mum came up to me & asked if I had kids? I said no!, she said she was surprised as I was really good with kids, I said it's probably as I have over 10 nephews/nieces & I'm also a great aunt to 3!! she said I'd make a great mum.


One of the dads took a pic of the Donkey & said he'd email it to me. One of my friends Richard arrived & I found out his brother (the only local guy my age, who I fancy) is now dating (bummer lol) had some birthday cake & some red wine & later Richard gave me a lift home.


Got in & chilled with the Sunday Papers & rested my bruised body


Monday was the quiet before the storm of Tuesday 24th August which was the day of the Big Brother 11 finals I had a few errands to run before heading for the Elstree Studios at Borehamwood to be there for 6.30am (despite show going out at 10.50pm), Got slutted up in my Black sequined leggings, silver & black sequined vest, and black sequined Jacket & lots of bling jewelery (well it is the last EVER Final of Ch4's Big Brother) & I put my supper blingy black killer Kurt Geiger Heels in my big black (you guessed it) Sequined tote bag. & with the final touch up of my make-up & a jush up of my big DQ like blonde hair I headed out of the door in my B&W thong TrimSoles (not ruining my heels on the crap pavements of St Albans/Borehamwood).


Arrived early at 6pm so popped into a pub right by the Elstree Studios, called The Spoon for half of cider to kill time, and was immediately hit on by a cute but drunk 21yr old called Terry (lol Terry & June) who apparently is a boxer (if that's true he must be a damn good one to stay that pretty!!) while I was there Emma from BBBM text me to say it had changed to be at studio at 7pm so another half it was!!..... while there my friend Miriam also called me to say she was at the Studio early too & where was I? I told her the pub I was in & she met me there & then we went off to the Studios at 7pm


Dave let us in to the Bar area where I had a much needed loo break (that Cider went straight through me) then we went off to the BBBM audience holding area, passing all the past housemates on the verge as we did so. We sat in front of 3 big TV's to watch the show & had a few beers/wines provided by BB & watched the show, joined by 2 people from the media (1male, 1 female) Saw Davina was in a Black sequined number too. Then as soon as Josie was announced winner we were ushered out of the holding room into the BBBM studio. Miriam & I were ushered onto the 2nd row & we were sat directly behind John James, Corin, a newly blonde haired Iffy, Ben, the 1st Rachel & Shabby.

The show starts & we all dance to opening act

 Davina cracks a joke about Iffy

The Audience start to give their opinions

In the Ad breaks I spoke to john James & I said I liked that he didn't play it safe like most pretty boys would, & said I was annoyed that people were saying that he insinuated Rachel was a hooker because what he actually said was "Having sex for money is the only job you would TURN DOWN!!" he said he was glad that somebody had actually picked up on that & thanked me & shook my hand, then one of the girls behind said "she had a dirty dream about you!!" he looked at me & smiled and I laughed & said "if its any consolation in my dream you were not a 1min wonder & were not lacking in the down stairs department" and he grinned back at me & said "glad to hear it!"

Miriam & I Listening intently to Davina

Listening to Davina's response to Ben

Next Andrew & JJ were interviewed Love Geeky Andrew he is sweet with a great dry sense of humour. JJ was pretty boring, pretty much like he was in the house (tho he could get work as a Will Young looky likey)


Next Ad break I was helping Corin out with her twisted bra strap & chatting. I told her my BFF Candy's 9yr old son Xavier loves her & he asked me to ask Corin if she would write him a letter, she said she'd love to & took his address, which Ben kept in his pocket for her.

 Laughing at John James'es description of His & Josie's relationship

My comment makes Iffy crack up & Davina gurn!!

Next Mario & Dave came out & Davina came & sat with me & we had our arms round each other as I asked Mario what his big secret was & it turned out there wasn't one!!..... BORING!!!!

 Asking Mario what his BIG Secret was?

Disappointed to find there was none!!

Wondering if there were some skeletons 
in that closet he came out of?

The Ads came again, and Ben & I chatted we have a lot of friends in common Including Danny, Sammy & Richard he asked where I lived & said to give him my number, but your not allowed phones in the studio so it was in my bag outside, & I don't know it off by heart, (but no worries I now have his!!)


At the End after a little Boogie, and a plaited haired Angel was doing shadow boxing looking very different, I put my hand in my pocket to get out my lip gloss & discovered that my camera was in there (I meant to take pics of Miriam & I in the holding room with it, but forgot) & took a pic with Ben & of Corin but they are of bad quality, as cameras are forbidden in studio, but I thought sod it I have it on me (even tho its accidentally) and its the last Ch4 BB & I may not be on BBBM again, unless the BBBM email or call me again, so what the hell I might as well risk a photo & the wroth of BBBM.

Trout Pout With Ben

Corin says Goodbye to me

Corin Gets Mobbed By Her Fans

Davina & Angel

Afterwards Miriam & I swapped numbers with a girl called Tracy, who was in the holding room with us & Miriam was kind enough to give me a lift home & I watched a bit of the Ultimate BB before crashing out for the night! LOVE Nadia, Nikki, Brian & John of course, HATE Coolio & Makosi (AKA Mak-floozie, Mak-hoe-si) can't help but wonder if Makosi's Union Jack entrance dress was meant to be a ironic two finger salute as she only narrowly escaped deportation from Britain!?

Houseparty Of The Dead 6

Saturday 21st August 2010 Today I was being a Zombie in the Zombie Movie "Houseparty Of The Dead" & I had to be at Moody St (apt name) Stepney Green, East London by 11am, so I got up at 8.30am & jumped in the shower & washed hair (I wasn't sure if we'd be given Zombie wigs or not, if not freshly washed hair is fluffier to back comb, and frizz up) I wore knee high black suede boots over black leggings & a black jersey shirt with a white collar. I shoved 2 Diet cokes, a packet of Chili Dorito's & a Cheese Sandwich in my big black sequined bag (as I had no idea if there would be catering for us or not!!??) & shoved The Sun Paper in as well in case there were long periods of sitting around!!.....

Set off to the train station, with the weather humid but overcast, got to St Albans mainline train station & got the fast train to Kings Cross, all was going well ahead of schedule & I should arrive with time to spare!! EXCELLENT!!


But No!!!..... I get to the Hammersmith line only to find it is closed for maintenance over the weekend, Bloody typical, always on a soddin weekend!!.... why cant they work on the lines week days & weekends from 12midnight until 7am while the tubes are shut at night!!!


I discovered I'd have to get a 205 to Bow from outside the station "bollocks" I thought "how long is this going to take??" I went to text film director Andy but I was out of credit "bollocks" again!! so I topped up by £5 at the news paper kiosk, by the bus stop & I went to text Andy again & just as I was sending my battery went & the phone went dead!!.... BRILLIANT!!!! (my mobile died, on the day before my brothers son Alex's christening, when it was on vibrate on the chair arm & it dived bombed off the chair arm into a glass of water, when I was distracted from my phone, so my BFF Candy's 9yr old son Xavier gave me his spare phone to use until I get a new one, but I had no charger to re charge & I had to leave it on last night as I needed the alarm on it as I don't own an alarm clock!!) cant sleep through the noise of a ticking watch let alone a ticking alarm clock.


The 205 didn't arrive until 45mins later arghhhhhhhhhh!! if they are trying to get hold of me, to find out where I am, my phones dead I thought, Got the bus & said to the driver to drop me at the Mile End Hospital stop, as I knew it was on Bancroft Rd, which was right by Moody St, I figured it would be the stop immediately after Stepney Green Tube Station. But he said it was 4-5 stops after it, & who was I to argue & when he said "this is the stop!" he then pointed to hospital my heart fell, it was St Catherines Hospital or something similar.... oh FFS!!!! so I had to get another bus in the opposite direction to go 5 stops back & eventually got to venue 30mins late


Luckily they were all running late & I was told by Director Andy to go to a near by pub to get Zombied up!!.....


I ran into the Sky1 Showbiz film crew at the pub & the filmed my arrival, and interviewed me about how I felt it would go, then I ran into Nerissa in the beer garden & we had a chat & took some pics, while we waited for our makeover, we didn't bring any skanky clothes as we had not been told we had to, by anybody & so we assumed they would be provided, so a runner from the Showbiz Camera Crew got us a couple of cheap tops from the market to tear & put dirt & blood over, she got 2 red ones, probably not the most inspired colour choice to get, as it wont show up the blood, like white or other colours (other than black) would!

Nerissa & I

 Dead Handsome!!

After we were Zombied up we posed with a few other zombies for pics & I put my camera on a bench table, while taking a pic with another zombies camera for a favour, but the table got nudged, the camera fell off face down onto its zoom lens, which was out, (die to putting it down directly after using to take other persons camera off them, it fell onto the concrete floor & broke my camera BOLLOCKS!!! this was not my day!!! now I need a new Phone & a new Camera & I'm broke!!

We Found Each Other On Match.Zom

Cast Stills

Filming For Showbiz Sky1 begins

While waiting for all the Zombies to be made up I had a Cider in the bar & a cute blonde guy in early 30's called Danny (a Black Cab Taxi Driver) who started hitting on me, which I found odd, as I looked minging & he kept going on what sensual lips I had & what beautiful eyes (you see can see from the pics when on here that he obviously needed to go to Specsavers) next thing I knew, he was planting a big kiss on my lips (the blood off my face going onto his upper lip making him look like he'd cut himself shaving) & he slipped me his phone number. Then it was time for a few cast shots, & then the  Showbiz crew interviewed me again (above) & at 3pm filming began.

I was mostly attacking one main character & then on the front of a car trying to get in to its inhabitants, then being shot & falling off car onto tarmac that was covered in grit & glass, in spots on ground that stuck to my arms & dug in my butt (you can't say I don't suffer for my art!!) we finished filming around 6.30pm & Nerissa & I went back to the pub, for a well needed pee & headed home still covered in blood looking vile (Danny the Black Cab Driver no longer around, so no hope of a lift) typical unreliable Cassanova lol

Got the 205 bus with odd looks from the other passengers & then the train from Kings Cross to St Albans & got  more of the same, walking home from the station two separate cars stopped & the inhabitants rushed over to see if I was OK, about 5mins apart, I had to explain I had been in a Horror Movie, the make-up was obviously convincing!!!

Who in their right mind would chat up this?

Got in after getting 2 diet cokes from the shop beneath my flat & joked with Hussein that I was "dying" for a drink!!..... then ran a bath as the sticky blood on body & hair was very uncomfy, after I got clean I discovered the inside of both my forearms are bruised to buggery (suffering for my art again!!)

OUCH!!!!!!

My bruising (pic taken 4 days later when fadded a bit!!)

The Full Album of photos can be seen on my facebook profile, if your one of my friends, or on the page for Houseparty Of The Dead 6 also on facebook. link below in Yellow

Houseparty Of the Dead 6 Page

Two webcam video's of me when I got home Knackered is (below)

The taster trailer for the film is now out, after the narrators words "Zombies" you will see a quick shot of me licking blood off the windscreen & at the end before the Title "Houseparty Of The Dead 6" you will see me in a group of Zombies to left of screen trying to get through windscreen & friend Nerissa is at right of screen behind car in red. link to trailer is in Yellow below

Houseparty Of The Dead 6 Trailer

The premiere of Houseparty of the Dead 6. It's going to be on Tuesday 16th of November, at the Purple Turtle in Camden, kicking off at around 7pm. There will be a stellar line-up of bands, DJs and dancing zombies for your entertainment as well - it should be a bit of a party. So if your interested come along it will only be a few quid on the door!!.....

Below is a link to a Revue Blog, Of both the film & of the Premier of "Houseparty Of The Dead 6"

Hello Bee - Houseparty Of The Dead 6 - Revue Blog


To View The "Houseparty Of The Dead 6" - Zombie Movie, Click HERE