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LMAO TOO TOO FUNNY ..... JOG ON NIGERIAN!!!!

WHAT KIND OF IDIOT DOES THIS MORON THINK I AM.... TO THINK I'D FALL FOR THIS CRAP!!! 


This arrived in my inbox......



FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI), WASHINGTON DC.
WASHINGTON D.C, ROOM 7367,
J. EDGAR HOOVER FBI BUILDING ,
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE,
NW WASHINGTON , DC 20535 ,0001.

 


Attention: Beneficiary,

PAYMENT OF COMPENSATION FUND

This is to Inform you that ATM Card Number: 5120 8156 1062 5647 worth $2.5milion has been accredited by the Federal Government of Nigeria as Fund Compensation currently approved in your favor, kindly contact Dr.Eric Dada, on(ericdada20@w.cn) with the following information;

 



1.Full Name 





2.Phone number 





3.Delivery Address {Where you want the Card to be sent to}. 





4.Age, Sex and Occupation. 












Bear in mind that you will be responsible for the shipping and handling charges of your Gold Smart Card, which is $120, a one-time payment for its (Gold Smart Card) delivery to your preferred location. 





This is a mandatory fee that has to be paid before the dispatch of your ATM Card to your home address; once the fee is paid, you will receive your ATM card within the next 2-3 working days.

 



Finally note that you are receiving this email message as a result of the FBI including your name among the list of beneficiaries for the above fund, do respond with the above directive immediately in order to successfully receive your compensation amount in full within a timely period.
 




Yours Faithfully,
Andrew Weltzman IV.sst. 
Press Secretary for Foreign Policy
FBI USA.






Hilarious If they have $2.5million in a bank account for me (Which they don't!!)Why don't they deduct the stupidly high shipping fee of the supposed ATM card, from $2.5Million of mine they have? (Simple because they are a bunch of Nigerian bullshitting scammers, wanting to con people out of £73.10for nothing & then other complications will come along, that will cost more money, only the stupid & the greedy will fall for this shite!!)














Ha Ha Ha Those Nigerian Scammer's 

Don't Give Up!!















Attention: Beneficiary,*If you know I am the benefactor surely you should know my name too!!! 







I have been informed by the CHEVRON/TEXACO COMPANY LTD to anticipate your message as this office has been assigned to handle the payment of your grant donation prize and also to alert you that your previous mail was received here on this office desk and content clearly documented. *What Mail bullshitter? I never sent any as you well know!
 


I would advise you follow the instructions given to you and your Donation parcel will be sent to you fully sealed within the next 24hours. A cheque has been issued in your name and we have concluded the processing of all documents that will facilitate the clearance of the cheque in your Bank. *Why do you send 
a cheque & documents in a parcel & not an envelope??





This documents includes the following:



1.DONATION CHEQUE VALUED THE SUM OF US$900,000.00



2.DONATION CERTIFICATE FROM THE CHEVRON/TEXACOEXPLORATION AND PRODUCTION COMPANY LTD(CTEPC)



3.CLEAR SOURCE OF FUNDS CERTIFICATES(C.S.F.C.)



4.LETTER OF AFFIDAVITS FROM THE NIGERIAN HIGH COURT OF JUSTICE,STATING THAT THE DONATION WAS RECEIVED LEGALLY
FROM THE UNIVERSAL DONATION PROGRAMME, AND DULY SIGNED BY THE LEGAL ATTORNEY TO THE ECOWAS.  







*Program has one m and no e. Not the kind of mistake a huge company would make!


These documents have been securely sealed and packed for security reasons which makes it impossible for anyone to view it until its been delivered to you.Find below our delivery options which you are required to choose the one that is most convenient to you to enable the delivery of your parcel to the address which is sent by you to this office.




I want you to indicate once more your mode that is to say your choice of delivery for the purpose of documentation in the ECOWAS HEAD OFFICE. 






DHL Cost of delivery Mailing: US$100.00 = £60.86 aprox



Vat: US$10.00 = £6.08 aprox



Insurance: US$150.00 = £91.31 aprox



Total: US$260
= £158.32 aprox










FEDEX Cost of delivery Mailing:US$50.00 = £30.45 aprox



VAT: US$10.00 = £6.08



Insurance: US$150.00 = £91.31 aprox



Total: $US210 = £127.82 aprox










UPS Cost of delivery Mailing: US$7.00
= £4.26 aprox



VAT US$5.00 = £4.04 aprox



Insurance: US$150.00 = £91.31 aprox



Total: $US160.00 = £97.45 aprox







Hysterical they want me to pay either £158.32, £127.82 or £97.45 to receive a cheque in the post for £548,468.10 PML, anyone knows they would NEVER Post you a cheque for that sum it would be wired to your bank account!!Or a bank account in the UK would be opened for you! 







All three options are 24hours delivery after shipment NB: THE INSURANCE FEE (US$150:00) IS ABSOLUTELY COMPULSORY, AND MUST BE PAID BEFORE THE SHIPMENT OF YOUR PARCEL WHILE THE MAILING FEE SHOULD BE PAID TO THE DELIVERY AGENT THAT WILL DELIVER YOUR PARCEL TO YOUR DOORSTEP) 





Due to the diplomatic content of your parcel, it will be illegal to send it with-out being insured as it will violate the federal delivery rules govern diplomatic parcel delivery.This means payment for the insurance fee must be made before the parcel is sent to avoid risk.


This is because of some bad experience we had in the past. 





We can not afford to re-issue your Bank Draft cheque if any thing goes wrong. In this case payment for the insurance fee is absolutely compulsory, while the mailing fee should be paid to any of the above listed delivery company you choose at the point of delivery. *Of course it will never be delivered so you can escape paying the delivery fee & just be scammed for the faux insurance of something that doesn't exist to the cost of £91.31






Your prize is protected by a hard-cover insurance policy, which makes it impossible to deduct any amount from the money before remittance.This means that the above insurance charges cannot be deducted from the prize and hence must be provided by you before your parcel is shipped. 



This is in accordance with section 13(1)(n) of the international gambling act as adopted in 1993 and amended on 3RD july 1996 by the constitutional assembly. This is to protect receipients and to avoid misappropriation of funds.*An excuse to cover their arse, for what I said on prior scam, you'd be able to deduct any fees from money they had in hold for you (If they really had any money for you which of course they don't!)Also they put receipients instead of recipients  




You have to contact PAYMENT STAFF AT THE ECOWAS HEAD OFFICE now with your information and choice of delivery company among the list above for the delivery of your package with this information bellow;






DISPATCH AND CONTROLLER MG: Honorable Collins 



NAME: Honorable Payment Minister General of Nigeria 



EMAIL ADRESS: honorablecollins@live.com



PHONE NUMBER: +2348020399025




*PML "Honorable Collins" Oh the irony! 




1) Your Full Name & Address……………………………………………… 


2) Phone, Fax and Mobile ………………………………………  


3) Profession, Age and Marital Status…………………………
 


4) Amount Due for Payment…………………$900,000.00 Dollars





Kindly mail back immediately you receive this mail.





Mrs. Mary J. Jackson
ECONOMIC COMMUNITY OF WEST AFRICAN STATES (ECOWAS HEAD OFFICE)





Honestly if anyone is Dumb enough to fall for this crap they almost deserve to be scammed, it's laughable!!