Fools Rush In...... But This Angel Doesn't Fear To Tread!

Monday 1st April (April Fools Day) I had my 2nd dream, in a row, about Michael Weatherly, last night. I was living in a very big apartment, my Dad was alive again & staying with me, but he still had cancer. He was sat crying, on the bed, in his room, because he'd wet himself & I was comforting him, saying it was not his fault, he was ill & too weak, to make it to the toilet, without help. Then I went to an acting job & was doing a scene, with an amazing child actor, but I suddenly forgot a line, so I had to do improv. After I met up with Michael Weatherly, who I was dating in my dream. We went to some Birthday bash & were cuddled up together, on a couch, at a table, eating Birthday Cake, chatting to other people, who were also sat at the table. I can't really recall any more, though I know there was plenty more to it. It is a bright & sunny day out, today, but still cold.

My Dream Man, Michael Weatherly 

I checked my mobile, I had two text messages, both from 'Mr S' One at 2.34am saying "We should meet up, 6 years is a ridiculous amount of time" (Oh yeah, meet up?!..... more like mate up, your thinking matey!!) The 2nd at 7.59am saying 'Where you living these days?' Typical, bone idle, male, who wants a booty call!! If he was actually, really interested in me, he'd of made an effort & actually found the answer on my Facebook, or Twitter profile!! But men just looking for a f**k make sod all effort! I ignored them & had a wash, I put my hair up in a topknot & pulled on jeans & a sweater, had some lush, Asda, coconut, yoghurt, for breakfast & popped up in my attic, to do more sorting & arranging. I will be putting my easel & canvas's up there, for somewhere to do my painting, eventually when it's all done!! At 2.24pm I stopped to have a coffee & bite to eat (Bavarian smoked cheese & salad in 2 pitta pockets) yummy!.... And watched cute kids flick 'The Little Vampire' a fun flick.

Breakfast

At 4.19pm 'Mr S' still not giving up, text me 'Would love to see those lips wrapped round my shaft'  Honestly, he may have a very good job, in the city, be attractive, plus have a fit as fuck body & impressive penis! BUT he really should know me well enough by now, to know, I'm NOT EASY!! So I just replied 'I bet you would!!'  Then at 4.44pm he text 'Would you like to suck it baby' Oh FFS give up!! Like that's really going to work! PML! I didn't bother to reply & watched the Animated Film, 'Robots' (Such a cute film, and I have had a robot obsession, since a little girl!!) I was  doing some chores at the same time, as watching (Always the multi tasker) Later I popped to the shop for a Sun newspaper, but they had sold out, and as it is a Bank Holiday, Tesco will be closed now (Grumble) So got a 'Now' magazine that came with a 'Look' magazine & a 'Jergens' moisturiser & a small butterscotch 'Green & Black's' bar.

'Now' had a typical front cover 'Stars Get Cellulite Too' ( Frankie Essex, Leona Lewis, J-Lo, Tamara Ecclestone, Josie Gibson, Blake Lively, Victoria Beckham, Caroline Flack, Kelly Brook, Alesha Dixon, Demi Moore, Lizzie Cundy, Janice Dickinson) & 'Peter Andre is worried, that he's never going to be a dad again' Oh pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaze!! As if!! Apparently Kim Kardashian is planning a tummy tuck after giving birth (Well there is a HUGE surprise...... Not!!) Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie are finally to wed on a Caribbean island (Gemini Angelina, would never be one to hurry into yet another marriage) in the 1st week of April. To be honest other than the Fashion & beauty pages there wasn't much in the magazine, that was of interest to me! 

Now stars for Gemini say - 'If you cant go on toeing the party line any more, you shouldn't - even if others think you are being foolish. Fitting in isn't the issue - it's standing out that makes this a week to remember'  Well I never have been one for fitting in! 'Look' was full of fab clothes & delicious 'Ryan Reynolds' Phwoooor!! Their stars for Gemini say 'Your friends are everything to you this week - supportive, fun, caring, and encouraging (They must of read last weeks blog lol) One in particular a sharp minded Scorpio comes up with a great idea, make sure you take HER up on it. Love is in the air, whether your single or not!! (NOT with 'Mr S' it's not lol) Look Out - Soul mate alert!'

So, back to the Attic, I went, forcing myself away, from 'The Mummy Returns' on ITV2 (Above) I fancy Imotep (But I have them all on Video anyway) An ex, of mine, made all of the, polystyrene, temple, pillars, etc that collapse during the 'Mummy' films. I didn't play any 'April Fool' pranks today, this year!!............ Blimey I must be growing up!! How Sad. Later I watched 'Revenge' while munching on 3 salt & vinegar rice cakes, with houmous & a glass of orange juice. Then I watched the 'Made In Chelsea' version of 'Come Dine With Me' They may ALL be, Public School, rich kids. But where did Binky (aka Alexandra Falstead) go to school? She even didn't know, what the word 'Sicilian' meant & thought veal was a lamb! Shocker! 

I did a few more chores, but then I began to have, extreme pain in my left arm & shoulder blade & had to stop! Bloody hell, I feel my home has to be a tip at the moment, because as soon as I get started, on getting it clean & tidy, my back or arm, or neck, is so painful, that I have to stop! Sometimes for days, allowing it to get messy & grubby again!! I went on Twitter briefly & I had been tweeted a few compliments, re my (This) blog, that I posted yesterday. I watched chatty man, fellow Gemini, Russell Brand, was amusing! I had another decaf coffee & went to bed with my book. I tried to go to sleep at 12 midnight, but by 2am the pain in my left shoulder blade & arm was so intense, I had to get up & fix a drink, to take more pain killers with, I would love a great big needle with a syringe full of morphine whacked in my left shoulder right now!! (Calories consumed 1,617, 146cals OVER today's target whoops!!)

Tuesday 2nd April, I woke at 6am, in agony, due to pain in my left shoulder, retching with pain, with my left arm dead, slapped, pinched & punched it back to life (it will probably be bruised later!) I downed a whole cocktail of painkillers in desperation, then tried to sleep! I did manage again for a few hours, I dreamt I was a TV presenter & I was on a show answering questions, sent in by fans & something about two dogs, but that's a bit hazy! Woke again at 8am in pain & went downstairs & heated a neck pad, as I already have way over, the amount of painkillers, I'm meant to have in my system! Then curled up in bed, with that round my neck, eventually fell asleep again.

This time I dreamt, I was with the guy Reiss from 'Person Of Interest' (I've obviously moved on from NCIS!!) and we were in the home of some bad guy, acting like visitors while trying to, serendipitously find info, while there (Amusing, as I have been pretty serendipitous, lately!) There were lots lit of candles, in the lounge of the house & we left, while the bad guy, was doing something in kitchen, purposely knocking over a candle, to set the place on fire. Woke at 10am, to a lovely bright sunny day. Sadly my left shoulder & arm was still in pain, as was my coccyx (FFS just boil me down & sell me for glue why don't you!!)

I got up & had a wash & pulled hair in a ponytail, as shoulder is too painful for me to use my arm, to wash my hair. Brushed my teeth & made a coffee & had two crumpets with crunchy peanut butter for breakfast. I went on Twitter & saw 'My Blog World' had posted my blog, in their collective 'Top Blogs' post. Which was flattering. I put on cream underwear & pulled on my jeans & my cropped, new, cream, cropped, gold tiger print vest top over a coral vest top. Then as it was a nice day I tackled my little bit of garden & removed the litter that was bugging me, and did a bit of weeding, using my right arm, so not to make my left shoulder/arm worse. At 1pm my cute, cheeky, little Persian Princess, Sammy text me saying "Hey doll you feeling better? How's ur back? xx" I replied "It's been really bad the last 2 weeks hun, felt physically sick with pain. I think I'm going to have disc removal xx" to which she responded "Oh no Xx" 

My Persian, Princess, Cutie, Sammy

I popped to the shop, for a Sun paper & settled down to read it with a coffee. The front page is about WWII veterans, boycotting Sunderland FC games, after self confessed fascist 'Paolo Di Canio' got the managers job. Many younger fans are angry too, vowing to join in the boycott. Today's page 3 girl was a 23yr beauty, called Hollie, from Manchester. My Blood boils yet again, over another, Moronic, WANKER,  Judge, the same Moronic, WANKER, that told burglar, scum that he was brave!! Yes that TWAT Judge Peter Bowers, has freed a pervert 'Mark Martin' with vile Images of kids, so HE would not "Suffer" in prison!!.... I want that kind of sick 'C**t' to suffer in prison!!!! 

WTF?? What about the kids in those pics, that suffered at the hands of sicko's, like Mark Martin?? You Arsehole!! Scum Mark expected jail as he was on a suspended sentence over previous sick snaps of children!! The judge even said "I have read with some concern about you & this addiction you have with looking at pornography of little children" BUT then added "You would suffer very badly in prison, I don't think it is necessary to send you there!!" WTF what the actual fuck?? I want scum like him to suffer!! What the hell is this judge still doing with a (High Paid) Job!! I want this soft arsehole fired!! I'm beyond fuming (Acts like this make me think Peter Bowers is a kiddy fiddler himself!!)

Now to a country where the Justice fits the crime the USA!! 'James Homes' The Batman killer, who called himself 'The Joker' is facing lethal injection (Good but the electric chair would be better) For his evil gun rampage that left 12 dead! State legal chiefs confirmed they will seek the death penalty, by lethal injection, when Holmes 25, goes on trial in August! The last lethal Injection administered in Colorado was in 1997.

A dead pensioner's wedding ring was stolen off his finger as his body lay in hospital, his grieving family claim (I'd not be remotely surprised, I was robbed of money from my purse & of a flat pair of £200 KG evening shoes, by the ambulance crew that tended me in July 2008, but I could not prove anything to prosecute!) The widower 'Clive Thatcher' 78, is also said to of had £5 stolen from his bedside cabinet. His swollen fingers had stopped his family from removing the ring when he died. So a nurse taped it to stop it falling off. But they were horrified when 2 weeks later funeral directors told them it had gone!

From the NHS robbing body's, to them disgustingly robbing a body, of life saving treatment!! Soldier 'Katrina Brown' 30 caught a deadly illness, after serving on the front line as a MEDIC in Iraq, but she is being denied life-saving treatment by the NHS!! She was exposed to radioactive material used in bunker buster bombs. She needs stem cell treatment only available in the US but the NHS will not pay the £110,000 so she survives (Disgusting if the NHS wont the MoD should!!) She survives for now on 18 pills a day costing over £3,000 a month. Katrina rightly says "I went to Iraq to help my country, but now when I need help, my country wont help me!" Disgusting. Katrina is trying to raise the £110,000 to get the US treatment but so far has only managed £2,000, I hope a wealthy celeb or Aristocrat sees her plight & gives her the money!!

PM David Cameron

A farmer who's drowning sheep was rescued from a swamp by PM David Cameron, on March 1st, told how he found the PM waist deep in mud, in the swamp saving the sheep, after the PM's Body Guards rang him re his sheep being in trouble. The body guards had joined the PM in the sheep rescue, the Ewe has now been named 'Swampy' Julian a friend of the PM said "I can't imagine any other Prime Minister doing something like that. David was soaking wet & covered in mud!" Too right, that snivelling C**t Blair wouldn't of, nor lard arse, money spunker, Brown!! The sheep had got stuck after following two lambs who sadly died in the muddy swamp. The ewe was put in the back of the pick-up vehicle, then the PM went off for a shower. Farmer Julian said "This is probably a side to David the public don't often see, but he likes to muck in & help whenever he can!" Good for him!!

My stars for Gemini were a bit boring - 'Your mentor Mercury sharpens your mind (My mind is always sharp) & makes you calm & capable. At work & at home, your the problem solver (Aren't I always) If your single (Aren't I always) meeting someone with a gift of making people laugh (A guy always has to be funny for me to be attracted) will rebuild your belief in Love! An old friend is back with lucky plans to share! (Good! lol)

I had a Slim-Fast chocolate & peanut bar for lunch with a Diet Coke & watched 'The Real Housewives Of Arizona' (Above) followed by the fab 'Millionaire Matchmaker' while having some fun banter with 'Dean' on Twitter. When a guy loses, his online banter, with me, I begin to lose interest fast & at least One guy, on Twitter, is heading that way & getting boring. Today's Millionaires on the show were some scary blonde Russian Female who reminded me a bit of 'Donnatella Versace' & some gay 'Pewee Herman' like nerd! She was sooooo hard to talk to it was like talking to a block of ice, poor guys!! Unsurprisingly BOTH failed to get successful dates! 

I watched 'Home & Away' (Above) Popped to the shop for 3 Decaf Diet Cokes, and got today's Closer Magazine. Front cover 'Kerry Katona's relationship worry's (Bore off) Posh Spice feels frozen out by the Spice Girls (You distanced yourself!) Jordan hurt by bullying over wedding (She will fight back & brush it off Gemini's always do!) Nicola McLean needs IVF due to anorexia (Glad she is out the other side now) PLUS 'Shocking mum & daughter - we have sex with the same men together (Eeeeeek!!!!)

Read Closer Magazine there was a bit on the 'TOWIE' reject I can't stand 'Lauren Goodger' (Above) Speculation is rife over if she has had lip fillers, well the trout pout, she has in the magazine, looks damn stupid if she has! She say's troll taunts, about her weight, made her leave Towie. BULLSHIT!! It was her unprofessional & Diva behaviour that had production edge her out!!! She has also ditched her juicing diet, after losing 9lb in a week, saying she wondered how healthy it was? After discovering how high in sugar the juices were! (Yeah fruit sugars!!) More like she ditched it, as it is too hard to keep to!! (Lauren loves to make excuses for everything!!) She say's her 'criminal' boyfriend likes her curves anyway. There was also a bit on the octomum freak, who may go to jail for benefit fraud! Plus a bit on pregnant celebs (Yawn!)

Size 8 'Nadja Collins', was already slim, but became fixated, on catwalk models, super skinny legs & the 'thigh gap' So she spent £5,000 on liposuction to achieve it (I had the thigh gap, a few years back, when I was a size 8 & I will do again, once I'm back where I was again!) She didn't need to do lipo, she could of just toned her inner thighs in the gym! Using the hip adductor's & hip abductor's, like me, then she could of spent that £5,000 getting rid of, the vile, flower tattoo, on her stomach!! 

I couldn't read the mum & daughter porn stars item, it just turned my stomach too much!! Ugh!! Talking of stomach I made a Oriental bean stir fry for dinner. Then I put in a load of laundry & put away the dry laundry & did the washing up. Then I tried catching up with some old half finished blogs. While watching 'Person Of Interest' 'Dallas' (Below) and 'CSI' while chatting to a friend in NY on Twitter. Then I had a bath & chilled with a coffee & Cadbury's wholenut. finally going to bed at 2.30am as I'm meeting Nicky for lunch & I have lots to do before then. (Calories consumed 1,468, 48cals OVER target I can live with that)

Wednesday 3rd April, I was still awake, having had no sleep by 7am Grrrr!! So I gave up & got up (Bloody insomnia!!) I had a wash & washed my hair, then made a coffee, which I had with a Slim-Fast, Summer Berry Bar, for breakfast & went on Twitter for a bit 'Rob Lamarr' asked people to tweet, 'Good Luck' to his friends, football team, 'Tilney FC' in their Final cup match, which he was headed up North to see. So I did & they followed me, on Twitter & we had a bit of fun banter, which passed some time. I put on Lemon underwear & put on 4Music while I did my make-up, but I kept stopping to dance as they were playing some ace tunes! I dried my hair & put it up in a French pleat. Then wore a scoop necked, lemon, cotton, top, with my jeans & Reebok EasyTone white trainers. Then I popped to the shop, to buy Nicky's birthday card & prezzie (A necklace & Paul Smith Perfume) 

I got home buying a Sun newspaper en route, and read the paper until I had to leave for lunch with Nicky. The front page headline was about the repulsive Philpott's 'Child-killing bastard stabbed me 27 times' A quote from an ex lover, he attacked. Page 3's Chloe from Leeds is gorgeous. Justice Secretary 'Chris Grayling' say's cops must stop sex beasts, violent thugs & repeat offenders being let off with cautions. He needs to have a word with the f**king Judges too! My stars for Gemini said - 'The Emotional climate is warmer when you talk to the family & chat about money will get a better reaction this time (Funnily enough my Financial Advisor brother Bill contacted me talking about money on March 22nd) If you are single, when love hits your heart, it is a total surprise, as it transforms friends, into a hot couple (LMAO) In a relationship? A partners plans are good' 

I set off for the restaurant & got to 'L'Italana' 15mins before anyone, next to arrive was Bernie & then Sharon & her daughter, Nicky arrived another 15mins later with her mum & her daughter Emily (aka Minnie) Plus Emily's friend & her mum, then the blonde, Scottish, woman, who always tells everyone, what an amazing manager I was, in Adelaide's Nightclub, turned up. Nicky's mum had aged dramatically, by about 10yrs, since I saw her, at her husband Jim's funeral, last year! Minnie who loves me, insisted on sitting by me & was adorably cute as always, as was her little friend & they both ended up climbing all over me, by the end of the meal (Kids love me) I had a Gorgonzola & sundried tomato, thin based pizza for lunch, plus a slice of chocolate, birthday cake, with a V&T, a white wine spritza & a cappuccino. 

After the meal ended we went our separate ways & I headed to the gym. I got changed out of my jeans & into my gym bottoms. I did 30 mins on the cycle (With pedals in front) on random, level 9, then 100 reps of Hip Abductor, on 45kg weight & 100 reps of Hip Adductor, on 45kg weight, then 5 mins on the Cross Trainer, on random, level 10. Then another 30 mins on the bike (With pedals under you) on Hill on level 9, followed by 50 reps of leg extensions on 30kg weight & 50 reps of leg curls on 30kg weight, followed by 5 mins on the stepper on random level 10. Then I just did a few of the other neck/back friendly machines & free weights. I was stood exercising, in front of the mirrored wall & I thought "Shit!! What are those lumps under my chest?" Then I burst out laughing, when I realised it was my ribs. It's been a while, since they'd been that pronounced, that I'd forgotten, what that looked like.

I got home just in time to see 'Millionaire Matchmaker' on ITV2 +1 I thought I'd be exhausted after no sleep, a big lunch & the gym, but no! Watched 'NCIS' 'Law & Order SVU' & 'CSI' I popped on Twitter & 'Tilney FC'  had won their Final match, 2-1 & thanked me for my support, which was sweet. After my big lunch, I wasn't really hungry enough for dinner, so instead, I just had a decaf coffee & a Curlywurly, then had an early night, at 12.45am (Calories consumed 1,735, 154cals UNDER today's target Good!!)

Thursday 4th April, I woke at 9am, I'd dreamt, that the ghost of my cat, Amy (Below) had crawled up my bed & settled down on my chest & I felt comforted by that. Then about being at some industry bash & a SA pal Raoul, said to a group of us to go on somewhere he knew, we went into this rather drab looking bar, then with a word to the landlord we were ushered through a door, to a massive fancy staircase, that lead to this amazing place some of the group had fallen behind in the group & a while later they were still not there I checked in the downstairs pub, nothing, I thought they either went elsewhere or came in pub area & didn't see us & went home, not knowing about upstairs. So I tried to call them..... but as always in my dreams my phone was playing up & wouldn't work. 

I got up and put the heating on as the flat was freezing & hopped into bed waiting for it to heat up & must of fallen asleep again. I dreamt that I was at some big event maybe the Royal Variety Performance, in a lovely ballgown. I'd been somewhere, maybe the ladies & went through a door & found myself in a very sunny garden, full of celebs in rows of chairs, facing one way I discovered there was an angled view point in the building wall & the celebs could see down onto the stage to watch the performance, while sat in the sun & one celeb (Can't recall who) pulled me down in a seat next to him/her. 

Then I was in a supermarket, buying loads of soap, Dove I think, as it was in white & navy boxes. Piers Morgan came in, wearing a navy suit & a large check, grey, gingham, shirt & staff were staring, saying they recognised him from somewhere? I said "Yes it's Piers Morgan" Piers turned round & loudly declared "Why is everyone staring at me" pompously, obviously loving it & I replied "They're admiring your shirt" sarcastically, as if it wasn't because, people knew who he was.

Woke & it was now 10.30am oops!! But I had gone 2 days, with no sleep again, yesterday! I had a lay down for 10mins under my sunbed with it on my back as coccyx is hurting & the heat helps. Then after a shower, I had a Summer Berry's Slim-Fast bar, plus a coffee for breakfast. My legs ached from yesterdays gym but I did 100 squats with my Swiss Ball, then did some household chores. I did another laundry wash & put it out to dry & then read the paper. The front cover, was about Man City footballer 'Carlos Tevez' being sentenced to do 250 hrs community service as a cleaner YAWN!! Vile, murdering, Derby, parents, the Philpott's, will be prime targets in Jail (Good!!) 

Palace paedo 'David Tracey' 48 has disgustingly escaped going to jail! Thanks to another useless judge, 'Judge Ian Graham'. The perverted Home Office, Official, Security Chief, went on the run for 3 days with the plans of Buckingham Palace, after cops found a huge stack of 90,000 of child abuse images, at his Essex home. He yesterday admitted downloading the 90,000 images & films, 100's of which were at the highest, most depraved, level!! He was sickeningly let off with a community order, he used a file sharing website, to view a mountain of images over a 5yr period. 1000's of images showed girls aged 9-11 said to be Eastern European. He has been sacked by the Home Office (I should bloody hope so!) 

My stars for Gemini say- 'As Saturn reverses through your career chart, a goal that seemed far-fetched could start to happen (All my goals are far fetched but they always happen in the end!) So get your ideas out there - the right person will be listening. The moon shines on far away places, and love could be crossing continents to find you. Luck will call at door 91' (Well that's not my door number... bugger!)

I put the dry laundry away then had a Chocolate & Peanut, Slim-Fast bar & a coffee then checked my Facebook, Hotmail & Twitter & answered a few messages including one from Tilney FC, which was sweet. Then I went to the gym & did the same work out as yesterday & on the way home bought myself a bottle of Roberto Cavalli (Below) as a treat (We all need to have a treat now & then) 

I watched 'RHOA' 'Millionaire Matchmaker' the female Millionaire was nuts & the male one blind to gold diggers. Then I watched a 'Home & Away' double bill. I did some exercises/dancing with a resistant band. Then later I watched 'Secret Eaters' one guy Paul had 16 roast potatoes on his piled high Carvery, eating 5,500cals in one day & was flummoxed, as to why he was a 16st lard bucket! (Unbelievable) 

Sexy Ch4 Doggers - Simples 

I had a slice of rye bread with peanut butter for tea, then watched 'Killers Behind Bars' on Ch5. Then I watched 'Dogging Tales' on Ch4 (Above) OMG that was the funniest thing I have seen all Year!!! I wish 'TV Burp' was still on I'd love to see how 'Harry Hill' would revue that!! I laughed so much I was horse..... Which ironically was about the only animal mask not on the show!!..... It was like a pornographic Wind In The Willows!! Honestly that show should win the 2013 Comedy Award. I then watched Ch5 +1 & 'Jodie Marsh: Bullied' followed by the film 'Ghost Rider' which was so shit, that after 15mins, I could bear no more & decided I'd go to bed instead. (Calories consumed 1,040, 393cals UNDER target Good)

Friday 5th April, I was still awake at 7.30am despite going to sleep at 12.30am (Insomnia is so frustrating, my mind is just too active. especially at night grrr) So I got up & got ready to meet my friend Anne for Zumba in Borehamwood, at 10.30am (I was moaning on Twitter yesterday how I miss dancing the night away & she suggested joining her today, which was an inspired idea) I packed my leotard & footless tights & got out my neon leg-warmer's (Well it is a 80's themed Zumba class) plus gym trousers & trainers. I did my make-up & wore my new leopard print shift dress, with black nylons & heels. I had a Slim-Fast Chocolate & peanut bar, with a coffee for breakfast. I received a signed copy of TV psychologist  'Jo Hemmings' NEW book, 'Sex Games' in the post today, for the charity raffle, at Charity event, in Walthemstow, next Saturday, when I am the Naughty Nurse, shot girl. I shoved a hairpiece in my bag, then pulled on my black, Primark, military, style coat & headed for the train station & got my ticket & got off at Borehamwood, where Anne was waiting in her car for me. 

We got to Zumba, and had a 1 hour class, which was great fun, then we had a coffee & catch up together, before she dropped me off at the gym. had a 3hr work out. I did 30 mins on the cycle (With pedals in front) on random, level 9, then 100 reps of Hip Abductor, on 45kg weight & 100 reps of Hip Adductor, on 45kg weight, then 15 mins on the Cross Trainer, on random, level 10. Then another 30 mins on the bike (With pedals under you) on Hill on level 9, followed by 50 reps of leg extensions on 30kg weight & 50 reps of leg curls on 30kg weight, followed by 5 mins on the rowing machine. 

Roary the trainer was flirty as usual (They will do anything to try & get hired as a personal trainer lol) Then I just did a few other neck/back friendly machines & free weights, I showered at the gym, dressed & put my hairpiece in & set off to meet the girls, for a long afternoon of chit chat, we had a real laugh, sharing lots of recent funny stories. We had some lunch & I had the house chunky veg soup, with some wholemeal bread. We chatted until the evening & then at 8.45pm I headed home. 

On the train, I got chatting with this cute, sloshed, trainee hairdresser, called Daisy, who insisted that I shared, some of the Pinot Grigio, she was swigging from a bottle, after her works opening do. I was now apparently her new best friend, despite to her shock, being the same age as her mum lol.... She said "I'm not being horrible.... but my mum looks 20yrs older than you!!" I'm sure her mum, would be delighted to hear that, lol. When she got off the train I read some of my newspaper, the front cover was about todays 'Grand National' plus those vile, murdering, parents, of the 6 kids that died in the arson house blaze, 'Mick & Mairead Philpott' He got life, with scant chance of parole & his vile wife & friend accomplice 'Paul Mosley' got 17yrs each. GOOD!! 

Page 3's Emily from Warrington, today is a stunner. This winters big freeze has apparently caused 5,000 more deaths than average, this year. There was a pic of pregnant, Kim Kardashian, looking massive, apparently she has gained 4st. My stars for Gemini said - 'You have ideas & now strict Saturn, gives you the focus to turn them into action at work & home (My business idea?) With generous Jupiter in your sign, you could fall in love fast with someone you notice as an audience applauds (Unlikely I don't fall in love easy!!) Fresh Ideas give love a sexy wake up call' (About time lol) I got in & now hungry, I fixed a smoked salmon & cream cheese bagel & a cappuccino, while unwinding, while watching a bit of 'Supercasino' then I tweeted Jo, thanks for the book & I crashed shattered at 1.45am, as I couldn't stay awake any longer (Calories consumed 1,402, 431cals UNDER target ace!!)

Saturday 6th April, I woke at 9am, I got up & got on the scales I have lost 1.5lb yay! I fixed a coffee plus grilled, rye bread & peanut butter, for breakfast. I had a wash, dressed in gym gear, did a few chores & tied back hair, then popped to the shop for the Sun newspaper. Then I came home & read the newspaper with 4Music on in the background. The Vile Philpott's were the front page news as usual. There were pictures of the slappers from 'The Valleys' at Lady's Day (There is some irony for you) at Aintree race course. Nothing new of interest, weekend papers are usually shit! My stars for Gemini said - 'A friend will inspire you to switch to a super healthy lifestyle (I'm practically there on my own) & turn wishful thinking to practical action, in every area of your life. As the Moon is in the top of your chart, love will be going from casual to committed (PML Yeah right!!! LMFAO!!) Single? The next Libra you meet could be the one! 

Reading over, it was time to go to the gym for another 3hrs (Gotta be on form for charity event naughty nurse Saturday) I did 30 mins on the cycle (With pedals in front) on random, level 9, then 100 reps of Hip Abductor, on 45kg weight & 100 reps of Hip Adductor, on 45kg weight, then 5 mins on the Cross Trainer, on random, level 10. Then another 30 mins on the bike (With pedals under you) on Hill on level 9, followed by 50 reps of leg extensions on 30kg weight & 50 reps of leg curls on 30kg weight & a few other neck/back friendly machines & free weights, then I headed home. I got in & had a mug of tomato soup & 4 salt & vinegar rice cakes. Chatted briefly on Twitter & watched 'Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway' followed by 'Taken' then I went to bed with my book (Calories Consumed 1,125, 783cals UNDER today's target Excellent)

Sunday 7th April, I woke at 10am & had a decent sleep for a change. I dreamt something about acting (As I often do) Something about travelling on a bus (As I often do) Plus being crushed up travelling in a well over packed car, headed somewhere. I had a wash & did a load of laundry & cleaning, then grilled two crumpets & had with Marmite, while bantering with the girls on Twitter. Then I got changed into my gym gear, tied my hair back & added wrist & ankle weights & headed to gym drinking a can of 'Relentless' energy drink. I also bought a Sunday Sun newspaper on the way. I got to the gym & had a 3hr work out. I did 30 mins on the cycle (With pedals in front) on random, level 9, then 100 reps of Hip Abductor, on 45kg weight & 100 reps of Hip Adductor, on 45kg weight, then 15 mins on the Cross Trainer, on random, level 10. 

Then another 30 mins on the bike (With pedals under you) on Hill on level 9, followed by 50 reps of leg extensions on 30kg weight & 50 reps of leg curls on 30kg weight, followed by 5 mins on the rowing machine. Then I just did a few other neck/back friendly machines & free weights, when I was on the Hip Adductor & Hip Abductor, I saw one of the trainers who often comes to chat with me, in the gym class, in next to nothing, along with a girl, they obviously both do body building competitions, as they were doing muscle poses looking themselves in the mirror, while one of the older male trainers from the gym, put them through their paces. 

I said to myself, at the end of 2012 that 2013 was going to be my year, the year I was selfish & put myself 1st, well my 4 part plan is in motion, part 1 is coming along, part 2 racing ahead & 3 plus 4 will come in time! I got home, from the gym, famished, so I grilled, two home made burgers, that I had in the fridge & sandwiched them with some mustard, between two slices of white 'Weight Watchers' bread, washed down with a bar of 'Bornville' & a coffee. Then I sent a few tweets & settled down & read the paper while listening to 4Music. The front cover is about how the vile dog owner of the dogs that killed teen Jade, has not apologised to her parents & has gone into hiding (F**king coward!) Cops said they could not charge the dogs owner under current laws (Well those laws need to be changed & sharpish!) There was a picture of pregnant Coleen Rooney, in a awful, vile, dress (Below) at the Grand National, yesterday, what a shapely frumpy number it was, what was she thinking? 

More on the 20yr, 46st 7lb, Lard Bucket, I have lost sympathy for 'Georgina Davis' who was fighting for her life in hospital last night (I said she'd not make it to 23) after a dangerous, skin infection, raced through her body (Well I hope her 'Friend' flatmate, is feeling bad about allowing her to continue eating crap!) Her step-dad has been told, it is really serious. He said "We have been told she may not make it!" From FAT, to BONES & uba bore 'Gwyneth Paltrow' has been boasting that she has "the ass of a 22yr old stripper" while promoting her diet book 'It's All Good' Yeah, shame it's situated where her face should be though! Yawn!!

A study of the 1,000 Richest People in Britain, has found that those born under the sign of 'Gemini' (My Sign) have the best chance of making a fortune (Tell me about it, a couple of my ex's had £Million businesses after me helping them & grafting for them for free to make it a success, that's why this year is all about ME!! Funny that now after I left one, after wasting 5yrs of my life with the knob, he lost it all & now is an employee of someone! Karma!) Gemini represent 1 in 10 of the UK's wealthiest, on the 'Sunday Times Rich List' Gemini's topped the horoscope league for the 3rd year running.  With 9.9% of the richest being Gemini, bottom was Scorpio 12th with 6.5%, The rest are as follows - 2nd Capricorn 9.6%,  3rd Aries 9.4%, 4th Taurus 8.9%, 5th Leo 8.6%, 6th Sagittarius 8.2%, 7th Cancer 8%, 8th Pisces 7.9%, 9th Libra 7.8%, 10th Aquarius 7.7% & 11th Virgo with 7.5%.

Talking of Gemini my stars today said - 'New friendships add glamour to your life, but it is unwise to neglect old pals - you need both! A project you care about will go all the way (Good) Pluto changes direction in your passion chart, which stirs unexpected attractions. Does friendship lead to fame?? 

At 8.30pm I had three slices, of white, Weight Watchers, bread, toasted, with peanut butter. Then it was time for 'Once Upon A Time' the start of season two, a bit slow, not sure what I make of it, a bit of an anti climax after an excited wait for it's return. Now wished I'd watched it on +1 and watched 'Millionaire Matchmaker' on 4Music 1st, it had a clip of the ONLY millionaire I liked on the show thus far, an Aquarian called Robin, he was my kind of crazy! Then it was time for 'Person Of Interest' which was excellent tonight. I then went into blog mode. Finally going to bed at 1.30am (Calories consumed 1,469, 587cals Under today's target Excellent!)

My Past Life Report (By Kiran Nirmal)

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Past Life Report

for

June Alison Teresa Smith Saturday, June 20, 1964

19:40 London, United Kingdom

Sidereal Sun

Gemini 5° 11' in house 6

Sidereal Moon

Libra 18° 43' in house 10

Sun

Gemini 29° 25' in house 7

Moon

Scorpio 12° 58' in house 11

Mercury

Gemini 21° 29' in house 7

Venus

Gemini 28° 6' in house 7

Mars

Gemini 2° 20' in house 6

Jupiter

Taurus 15° 57' in house 5

Saturn

Pisces 5° 0' in house 3

Uranus

Virgo 6° 33' in house 9

Neptune

Scorpio 15° 23' in house 11

Pluto

Virgo 11° 48' in house 9

Ascendant

Saggitarius 10° 1' in house 1

Medium Coeli

Libra 9° 36' in house 10

North Node true

Cancer 2° 5' in house 7

Capricorn 16° 36' in house 2

Pisces 2° 17' in house 3

Aries 9° 36' in house 4

Taurus 5° 21' in house 5

Taurus 24° 15' in house 6

Zodiac - Tropical

Time Zone:- 1 hours EAST

Latitude & Longitude:-  51N30 0W10

Aspects y Orbs:

Conjunction: 8 Degrees

Opposition: 8 Degrees

Sqaure: 8 Degrees

Trine: 8 Degrees

Sextile: 5 Degrees

My Taster 2011 Year Ahead Horoscope - January

June 20, 1964
07:40 PM [BST=GMT+01:00]

Kensington, United Kingdom [51N30 0W12]

Your Birth Planet Positions:

Sun      29 Gem 25'55" in  7th house   

Moon     12 Sco 57'55" in 12th house

Mercury  21 Gem 29'18" in  7th house   

Venus    28 Gem 06'54" in  7th house

Mars      2 Gem 20'44" in  6th house

Jupiter  15 Tau 57'11" in  6th house

Saturn    5 Pis 00'47" in  3rd house
 
Uranus    6 Vir 33'21" in  9th house

Neptune  15 Sco 23'52" in 12th house  
 
Pluto    11 Vir 48'11" in 10th house

N. Node   2 Can 04'54" in  7th house   

ASC       9 Sag 59'34"

MC        9 Lib 34'34"

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January

A passion packed romance blossoms as 2011 gets underway, but you shouldn't let a lover or relative rain on your parade on the 7th. The 10th is ideal for going on a date with someone who stimulates your intellect. A terrible argument between you and your boss could erupt on the 11th. Wait until the 12th to smooth things over with your employer. Spend the 13th creating a budget that includes a long term savings plan. Your sex appeal is undeniable on the 14th, and draws lots of admiring glances. Push yourself to try something new on the 15th, even if it makes you uncomfortable. A passionate encounter causes you to do something totally out of character on the 17th. The days surrounding the 18th force you to come to terms with an unfair financial agreement. Payment for a job arrives on the 19th, and it may be less than you expected. Your social circle could be increased twofold in the days surrounding the 22nd. If you've been thinking of starting a family the 23rd would be a good time to make some practical plans.

Saturday 1st
 

Your attention is focused on family matters, home improvements and personal affairs. Try not, however, to get into arguments otherwise these will only get you down. You aren't as patient as normal and other folk feel you're being a bit 'grumpy'. Don't let inner worries make you distance yourself from close ties. 

Romance: 65%
Finances:90%
Work:40%
Health:63%
Emotions:46%

Sunday 2nd
 

You are well on your way to achieving a special goal. Your life improves as a result and home improvement plans or a change of residence will be in the headlines of your mind. If future plans extend beyond your current resources, seek the backing of your bank manager or another financial house now 

Romance: 95%
Finances:40%
Work:50%
Health:39% 
Emotions:84%

Monday 3rd
 

Clear the clutter from your life. Rid yourself of commitments, ties and responsibilities that no longer benefit you. Renovate your home, transform your personal circumstances and any changes made now will ultimately have a steadying effect on your future. This is a positive period of self-renewal through sprucing up your image, attitude and outlook.

Romance: 39%
Finances:1%
Work:86%
Health:40%
Emotions:69%

Tuesday 4th
 

You sense moods, atmosphere and feelings and this helps you understand what other people are expecting from you. Intuitive responses are likely to lead you in directions that will be good for you even if you sometimes find yourself doing things you wouldn't normally do. Trust your intuition.
 

Romance: 4%
Finances:29%
Work:66%
Health:70%
Emotions:56%

Showbusiness Time Baby!!!!!!!

Showbusiness Baby!

Monday 10th Jan,fell asleep around 6.45am & if I dreamt I recall none of it!! Woke at 10.45am & had a wash & a cup of coffee. Got dressed & wore dark blue jeggings (Jean looking leggings) & my Red & white, striped boat neck top by Petit Bateau & my long black flat boots. 

 Jeggings

Petit Bateau Top

Had some Sugar Free Alpen & a coffee did a natural make-up then put hair up in a bouffant bun.I put on my long black coat & went for a hour power walk around the park, up & down hills & round the lake. 

It was beginning to look grey and overcast again,I think either rain or snow is on it's way! Then I did some essentials shopping in Tesco's, before going home, buying a Sun paper en route. Made myself a Jacket Potato with baked beans & a sprinkling of cheese & a cappuccino for lunch, while watching the repeat of loose woman on ITV2. 

Then it was back to some more sorting out of the back room, despite my neck and shoulders still being stiff & painful(No doubt thanks to the overcast weather (which is now raining!!)

I received a email today, from film director Angus, the backer for "Losing It" won't be back in England until the 17th Jan, so the Pitch Party planned for the 15th Jan, will have to be rescheduled for another time. Which means I will be able to go to the 50th Birthday Party of Andy on Saturday night, after all. 

I Stopped sorting, for a coffee some pain killers a heat wrap & a Daim Bar Yum! While I flicked through the paper, Front page is Posh & Becks expecting their 4th child & they are hoping for their 1st girl this time.

Peter Andre is apparently helping Ellen with her fitness workout's for Dancing On Ice. Also their kids met at Christmas (they have been dating for 2 months)Yawn! I think they are both Aquarian's, should be interesting, astrology wise, more than boring tabloid tales wise!

Nice Grey Socks Ellen!!

Apparently the 1000 Turtle Doves, that fell dead from the sky in Italy, all died of indigestion from gorging on too many sunflower seeds!! *Bull Shit!!* So all of them just happened to over eat & all happened to die from bad guts!! Oh Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze don't insult our intelligence!! At least try to attempt to offer us, something vaguely credible!! 

SCUM ALERT!! A Romanian Sponger, Nelu Stoain, who'd amassed £30,000 in benefit's, has been arrested & accused of smuggling in, an army of children into the UK, to train as pickpockets, like a modern day Fagin,to rob Londoners. The police were tipped off by Romanian police, warning that children as young as 3yrs were shipped here & sent to work at pickpockets & shoplifters, others forced into prostitution (what a lovely guy!!)

Cops from Scotland Yard found 8 youngsters living with him, 5 his own & 3 his partners. Neighbours in Ilford said the often saw up to 20 kids at their 3 bedroom home. One was caught by a resident, stealing a bag of clothes left out for charity, adding they were all really small children. He was running 2 cars & a van, while getting £15,000 in housing & council tax benefit & another £15,000 in child benefits & other handouts. Romania wants him extradited good send him & his thieving brats back & exile him!

I use to witness hordes of teens and youngsters pickpocketing, when I worked in the West End in the summer, while sitting in the small communal park area, just behind Regent St, during my lunch break. I use to spot them eyeing open bags, or jackets, on the grass, they worked in teams of 4-5 of various ages, one posted at each exit of park, so the thief could pass stolen goods to them, if spotted & chased by victim & so if they caught up with them, they had no item on them & the one they passed it to, will of scarpered with goods! I use to warn sunbathing tourists, or shoppers & often took photos of them, deterring them, as then, the police would have images of them, if they did anything. I sat on my camera, so they couldn't get it!! They often swore at me & kicked me, the human vermin, though sadly brainwashed & trained to be that way!

I was delighted to hear on the TV news today that the Romanian scum who were squatting in the £10 Million mansion in Highgate were being evicted, but the cocky shit *Ruddick said he had his eye on a new place, in Bishops Avenue round the corner(Millionaires Row) Shove the lot on a boat/plane back home & exile them too!!

Watched brand new show Celebrity 5 Go To..... This week they go to Atalya Turkey (I love Turkey & it's people it's my 2nd home!!) The 5 Celebs, were a now 'Blonde' Astrologer, Russell Grant, a newly slim, toned Anthony Costa from Blue, Jan Leeming Ex Newsreader (& embarrassing relative to a friend of my BFF Candie) Wild child Emma Ridley (vaguely recall her from the 80's though, I recall Amanda De Cadenet more!) & Derick (didn't catch his last name) a disgraced MP (is there any other type??)I don't recall him, knowing his last name would help I guess. Russell, Anthony & Emma were fun, Derick somewhat staid & Jan as pious & irritating as she was in the Jungle, on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!! 

Celebrity 5

Did some more sorting and threw some rubbish out. Had another coffee and some Twiglets, then watched some TV the soaps EastEnders & Corrie, then, The Biggest Loser, Where 7 overweight couples (some over 20st) are put on a diet, denied TV, Cigarettes & Alcohol, while exercising for 5hrs a day with often gruelling workouts, each week a poorly performing couple is voted off until the winner gets £25,000 as well as a, much slimmer, fitter body!! 

Before & After

Wish they would do a similar show for people with less to lose, its easy to lose a lot of weight when your huge & have a dramatic lifestyle change (I think you have to be at least 4-5st overweight to go on)But its when you have less to loose & have a fairly healthy lifestyle already that bit of extra weight is harder to shift!

Then I watched the new Matt LeBlanc sitcom Episodes (so disappointing!!) Matt isn't in it until next week, so hopefully it will improve then (or I wont be watching!)I had high hopes as normally Stephen Mangan & Tamsin Greig are normally funny (they were hysterical in Green Wing)but the script & they were just not funny with this show!! So if it doesn't improve next week, I won't be tuning in again, despite me having a fling with him, when he filmed "Lost In Space" over here!(I'm sure I'm one of many he had while here!)

Then I watched the new series of Glee, where they have a new football coach a woman who looks like a man in lipstick. I felt a tad peckish as I hadn't had dinner, so I had a bowl of sugar free Alpen with warm milk. 

Then watched a new show "Tool Academy" on E4 OMG if anything underlines the fact I'm wise to be fussy over men I date this show is it!! What a bunch of morons!! How they get anyone to date them with their shit attitude, minging looks, vanity & sheer lack of intellect astounds me let alone these girls who are attractive (though admittedly naive at best & thick & a bit common, at worst!) 


The idea is the lads think they have been entered into Britain's Biggest Lad contest, but after showing off their lad skills in a pub (where scum bag charmer, Liam) pulled a slag & snogged & fingered her in the toilets while his sweet & very pretty, naive girlfriend told the camera crew how she hatted how he doesn't listen to her but trusts him 100%..... (oh dear this ain't going to be pretty, when she sees pub footage!) Then on to a strip club & then they have a photo shoot with glamour models. They then do a catwalk in front of fake audience, then when they think one is to voted off, they then find out it's not what they think & Girlfriends have enrolled them in Tool Academy. There are the following couples enrolled:-


Bobby & Kirsty - She enrolled him for being a spliff head stoner as he smokes 15 joints a day despite being a father, with kids plural (loser!)

Max & Kimberley - The least offensive of the Tools, a up & coming footballer who wants to go pro, to make a good life for him & other half, she complains he is not attentive enough as football always comes 1st


Dave & Lyndsay - He is a Big, Fat, Lazy, Tool who does nothing round the home, that he shares with his other half, she looks after him like a mum does a child & she's sick of him never lifting a finger, and acting childish.


Lee & Jade - Big, Fat, Lazy, Black Guy, girlfriend sick & tired of his laziness.


Chris & Aimie - Vain black guy who says he will only talk to you if your an 8-10 in look departments (he should look in the mirror he's a 3 at best!) he is so vain he has spray tans even though he is black! Like most vain people, all he has is vanity, no personality or intellect!


Liam & Tonie - The vilest Tool of the lot, ironically with the nicest girlfriend. Naive Tonie says though she trusts him 100%, but she is tired of the fact, he never pays attention to anything she says. This butt ugly guy obviously betrays that 100% trust she has, by cheating on her! If he can snog & finger a random slag in a pub, when camera's are rolling, what the hell is he capable of when they are not? He had a hard on pushed against the bottom, of the glamour girls posing in front of them in shoot, he tried to swap numbers with them (the girls were in on the stitch up fake show) when asked "Don't you have a girl friend?" he said, he didn't have a serious girlfriend, just a casual sex partner. God I hope she gets shown all this before show ends (rather getting the shock of what he is like when watching at home!!) & she dumps him from a great height. He should win, he really is the biggest Tool there & so Ugly too! 

Jake & Bita - There due to Greek Jake's temper & unwarranted jealousy, displayed to frightening degrees, very soon into the show, this guy needs anger management & fast, wonder if she is with him because she wants to be, or because she is scared of what he'd do if she left him?


Danny & Becky M - Becky has problems with Danny's jealousy.


Pete & Becky - Becky is sick of Pete being such a poser (not surprised he has nothing to pose about!) he poses in a Robbie Williams stylie, stupid strutting, arrogant head jerks & stupid starey eyes!


Joe & ?? - Another guy who is not really a tool, a metro sexual guy with female friends, GF wants him to man up (his nicknames twinkle toes)& drop female friends!


Harry & Faye - Faye is sick of his Gambling, football & drinking (what a catch) he's minging too!!

Hug & Jill - She is sick of him being pissed all the time (mind you it must be easier to look at his face in the mirror when pissed than sober!)


In the End Tools Max & Chris got ejected from the school, as they were not as horrendous tools as the others, who need a lot of work done, before resembling something close to human!


Continued sorting out the back room until 3am (another 2 bin bags ejected) then watched Beauty & the Geek, eventually getting to bed at 4.45am Yawn!!(Today's Calorie intake 1,276)

Tuesday 11th Jan, Dreamt that I was out with Candie & a guy, helping him to buy gifts for a Girlfriend. We stopped at a bar & they advertised that Paul O'Grady was the pub entertainment there, which I looked forward to seeing, so we sat in pub garden where he was to perform. Paul came out as himself, which was a bit disappointing, as I hoped he'd come out as his Lilly Savage stage act. 

 Paul

 Lilly Savage

I thought "Oh well he is still funny!" But he just sang ballad after ballad, with no chat, or comedy in between. Candie & the guy got up & said they'd be back in a minute, but they were gone ages. Paul was saying something about having no laughter in his life, and I said "Well at least you have the comfort of knowing, that you make others laugh!!" He turned to me & said "You look like someone who has no sleep, or happiness in their life!" I said "sleep is difficult & I have nothing to be happy about at present!" Wondering where Candie & guy was I tried to text her, but my two mobile phones, had no numbers to press on & I couldn't work out how they worked. Went to get a bus home, but the fare was hundreds of pounds & I didn't have it, and so I was stranded alone, with no way of calling anyone, wondering what to do? 

Woke around 10.30am after falling asleep around 5.30am, got up and had a wash my lower spine is painful like a gnawing toothache, can't have a bath as my cold tap wont turn on & if I turn my hot tap on it takes 20mins of struggling to turn it off fully. I have informed the letting agents but no response so far. I'm not surprised, they must use cheap unreliable labour, as my 1st floor lounge window sill is still unpainted & window half painted & he only started in August no wonder the Polish are getting all the work, if this is British craftsmanship these days ..... bloody atrocious!! 

So I had a wash & made myself a bowl of Alpen (sugar free)for breakfast. Then dressed the same as yesterday & popped to the shop for the paper and a couple of magazines. Cleaned the bathroom & mopped the bathroom floor then sorted out the kitchen cupboard, where I put my Christmas decorations. Then had a coffee & flake & a gander at the paper, while watching "May The Best House Win".Then did some more sorting until 5pm then stopped for a coffee & turned on Ch4.

Did some more sorting of the back room, listening to TV as I did so, then had a late lunch of a grilled, marinated, quorn steak, with steamed mangetout & roasted new potatoes, washed down with a Diet Coke & a Curlywurly for desert. Did a pile of Ironing & put the pressed clothes & bed linen away.

 Desert

Then watched the new show "Celebrity 5 Go To" ....... Turkey, Jan Leeming being a prissy pain, as per usual, she is so self absorbed & vain. I bet she thinks the watching public are finding her refined & fascinating!! Er NOPE!! Checked my emails, Facebook & Twitter & applied for some jobs & auditions online!! 

Prissy Bore Jan Leeming

Then I watched EastEnders, followed by "Jack The Ripper: The Definitive Story" very macabre!! Then the new series of the fab CSI with Justin Bieber as a baby faced baddie!! Then watched CSI Miami & another CSI. 

I was peckish, but not hungry, so had a Tomato CupaSoup & a packet of Twiglets for tea. Then got stuck into today's Closer Magazine. 

According to the magazine Jordan finally admits it's over with Alex Reid, in under a year of marriage!! No big surprise there, if that's the case! Watching "Star Trek" the other day I suddenly realised who Alex Reid Reminded me of!! (see Below!)

Alex

Quark

There was an article on Cheryl & her relationship with Derek Hough, but I didn't bother reading it, I'm bored with her on TV, in Mags & Papers Yawn!!!! A bit on Charlotte church moving her boyfriend Jonathan in with her (again I wasn't interested enough to be bothered to read it) A bit on Amanda Holden's pregnancy & Dannii Minogue wanting to marry this year(again I didn't bother with either)

The same with an article on Posh saying she'd move back to England for David (Yawn, who cares??) & with an article on the OLD news that Gordon Ramsey's face had swollen up due to hair transplant surgery! Again Who cares?? A bit about Peter Andre's new romance with Elen Rivas, which said nothing new. Nice Pic of Ashton Kutcher's peachy butt in new film "No strings Attached" (Lucky Demi Moore!)

My favourite girls Allowed member Kimberley Walsh is the new face of Puma (maybe I aught to be, after all a Puma is a Cougar who's over 40!!)I was reading an Article on surprise newish couple Rav Wilding & Chantelle Houghton. When I was quickly reminded that it's January, when I read the quote "Rav admitted he can't get enough of Chan's new size 8 bod, after she recently lost over a stone & filmed a fitness DVD" 

I was also reminded it was January again, when reading an Article on Kerry Katona's change around when near the end the article said "And Kerry - who admits that she doesn't know where her £6.8million fortune went & is still fighting bankruptcy - has now lost close to another stone making her new fitness DVD Kerry Katona - Real Fitness".

There was an article on Sandra Bullock 41 falling for her newly single Co-Star & hottie Ryan Reynolds 34 (Go Sandra!! .... I Soooo Would!!!") Go team Puma!!!! 

Then there was the story of 32st, 25yr Lisa Kendall, who snapped her partners penis while having some energetic girl on top sex, tearing ligaments in his penis, causing permanent curvature unless he has £7,500 corrective surgery, which they say they can't afford (they could if she went without breakfast, for a year!!) She eats a breakfast of 6 Doughnuts,3 Bacon Sandwiches & a Brownie, as part of the 6,000 calories she consumes, a day. How do these fatty's afford to eat so much?? The odd thing is, as I looked at her 32st bulk in bra & panties, with roll upon roll of fat, around her midriff, all I could think was, how can she be so big and have such small moob like tits?

I damaged a partners penis once during sex, I went to meet my boyfriend at his flat, before my birthday dinner in a restaurant, soon as I got to his he was all over me, saying how hot I looked & pushed me up against the wall for some hot & heavy quickly sex, but although I'm tall(5ft 9")I have something in common with my late 4ft 10" mum, we are both very narrow in the downstairs dept if you know what I mean!!? (My mums midwife was shocked, when mum gave birth to her 5th baby, as she said she was narrow in the womb canal, she was like someone having her 1st child) Anyway I digress, in my boyfriends haste to enter me (without foreplay) he ripped the hood of his penis! But I not willing to spend my birthday night indoors, made him wrap a hanky round it & we went for the meal, then A&E. But I'd obviously underestimated just how much damage, being too tight, had caused & I felt mean when I found out, he needed 4 stitches, whoops!! 

Then it was back to January issues, with "Stars Bare All!! We love our new bikini body's" For those Celebs lucky enough to be able to escape to the sun in January (if they don't already live in a country with sun 24/7)

Black Eyed Peas - Fergie (dropped a dress size 12-10) with Diet Designs meal  delivery's, Cider Vinegar shots & Exercise.

Emmerdale's - Roxanne (dropped 2 dress sizes 10-6) due to hectic work schedule.

DJ - Zoe Ball(toned up after a 2nd baby last year)thanks to a personal trainer & yoga, banning booze & snacks. 

Socialite - Paris Hilton (gained around 1st, going from dress size 4-10) due to chilling out with boyfriend & less partying. 

Actress - Demi Moore (stays a trim size 6)by Bikram Yoga & has tried the Master Cleanse - maple syrup diet.

Actress - Cameron Diaz (stays a trim size 8)by working out 5 times a week adding when it's not consistent it shows on her body! 

Singer - Rihanna (Stays a trim size 8)eating spicy food to speed up her metabolism & cardio workouts, weights & running on the treadmill. 

Model - Caprice (stays a trim size 8)with daily workouts playing tennis & meditation. 

WAG - Lizzie Cundy (stays a trim size 8) doing 40mins of cardio on the treadmill every morning. 

Then there was a double page, naked photo shoot of Dancing On Ice's Nadia Sawalha, talking about how she lost 3st 7lb after (yep you guessed it!!)being "accidentally" PAPPED in a unflattering pose, in a bikini, shoving a big sandwich down her throat! Going from a size 18 to a size 10. She also happens to have a weight loss DVD out, and has a new column in Closer, revealing how to lose weight & keep it off!

Then there was a double page article on Ex Big Brother Housemate, Michelle Bass who wants to lose the 2st she has gained and get down from a size 14-16 to a size 10 over the next 8-10 weeks (what's the betting she will have a fitness DVD out, a few months later??)

Michelle before the weight gain

Read Now magazine, Jordan's Marriage break up & her Ex husband's new relationship are the leading topics,more on Cheryl Cole & Derick, plus fellow Girls Allowed Nadine V Sarah wedding wars (yawn!!)

Then The Now Bikini Awards (for those who can afford winter sun)

Black Eyed Peas - Singer - Fergie (break out boobs award)

Holly Valance - Singer (New Curves award, she's gained a whole 7lb)OMG! hold the front page

DJ - Zoe Ball (Frisky at 40 award)

Actress - Cameron Diaz (SPF award)for staying pail on the beach

Actress - Salma Hayek (Luscious Latino Award) for that amazing curvy body.

Actress - Denise Richards (Proud of my Boob Job award) for her 3 boob jobs. (Well at least she got rid of that massive Tit Charley Sheen)

Singer - Rihanna (body we want award) goes without explanation really!

Then was a great diet transformation Big Brother 2010 winner, 5ft 10" Josie Gibson has lost 3st in 3 months going from 16st 7lb size 20 to a 13st 7lb size 12-14, she wants to get down to a curvy size 12, but she already looks so much better like a new woman. She was always pretty but now she looks fab too. She went on the Go Lower meal delivery & 3-4 1hr weekly training sessions. No doubt she will have a DVD out soon too! how much do you want to bet?

There was an article about the characters in "The Only Way Is Essex" who are on the brink of mutiny as they face getting the axe, over their Diva like demands, they are paid nothing for the show "Just expenses" but are getting paid work offers, off of the back of it (I know Amy is already with Kerry Katona & Peter Andre's agent Claire)Kirk has already quit after being axed from Xmas Special Show. But may get his own show with girlfriend DJ Lauren Pope (The One who looks like an albino Somalian, with a Barbie wig, pasted a bit too far back on her rounded forehead) or a Alien Grey in a blonde wig (Why am I thinking American Dad? lol) So the show could end up being lucrative for him. Maybe Ian, Nerissa, the showbiz gang & I could do our own show "The Only Way Is Extras" now that would be funny!!

Jennifer Aniston has gone from a size 10 to a size 8, losing 12lb in 4 weeks, on a Vodka & Pilates diet.Using a Pilates Mega Former Machine, she has bought as a New Year's gift to herself! Her diet includes 4 small protein meals a day & her evening wine has been swapped for vodka with freshly squeezed lemon juice, plus lots of water to drink. Example below. 

Breakfast: Egg White Omelet

Lunch: Chicken & Bacon Salad

Afternoon meal: Tuna with Quinola

Dinner: Sea Bass & Broccoli

Then there is a double page spread on a Law student who went from size 16 to a size 10 in just 16 weeks, with Slimming World. 

Watched Beauty & the Geek, sad that my favourite Geek John was voted out last week (especially as it wasn't down to failing a head to head challenge!) The really nerdy Woody Allen look alike went today! I then tried to settle down to sleep at 4am (calories consumed 1,193)

Wednesday 12th Jan, By 8.15am I was still awake, so decided I might as well get up, so popped to the shop to get my paper, skimmed milk & some diet cokes (some not decaf) as I might as well stay up, as I can't sleep & may need a caffeine boost, if I have a energy dip mid afternoon. Today I make my 1st appearance on Louie Spence's Showbusiness, we will have to see if it's cut, to  show us at our best, or as to lampoon us? Only time will tell!!

Years ago Louie use to date a guy who worked in Dickens & Jones, and use to go to Kinkygalinky at Embassy along with the gang, Candie, Nat, Terry, Donald etc (Mostly in Drag!!)

Had a coffee & Sugar Free Alpen for breakfast, then read the paper. Today's front page is a premier league footballer, in his 20's is being blackmailed, over him having in an orgy with 3 Swedish blondes, & 2 male pals. I thought most  guys in their 20's would happily boast about that, so  blackmail would seem futile, so I surmise he is either married/in a relationship, or also had sex with the male friends at orgy!! what is it with Footballers & sex scandals? 

I know the identity of the footballer who raped Jordan, AKA Katie Price (Yes it did happen, she is no liar!)I will not say his name, that's for her to do, if she so wishes, or doesn't! But he is White & doesn't have black hair (lol so that narrows it down slightly!)

 Jordan AKA Katie Price

Saliva DNA has been found on murdered Jo's body  so lets pray the vile scum that did in will be in jail soon! 

A miserable pic of Alex Reid due to break down of marriage, while at gym was on page 9 looking even more like his Quark Star Trek lookie likey!

Edward Woollard the 28yr thug, of a rioting student, that threw the Fire extinguisher off the roof of Tory HQ, that for the grace of god didn't actually kill anyone. Was jailed for 32 months GOOD!!!!

Got stuck into tidying & sorting back room, hoovering & dusting as I went! Stopped for lunch & watched Loose Women & May The Best House Win, while eating a veggie bacon, veggie sausage & hard boiled egg sandwich, with some spicy Doritos & a Zero Coke. 

Then watched Celebrity 5 Go To ....... Turkey, Jan Leeming still being a prissy pain in the arse & a crashing bore, she would of done my head right in, she really has a superiority complex. She accused Emma Ridley of playing to the camera's, that's rich coming from a woman who sang (or rather screeched) every time the camera's were on her, in the Jungle, on "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here" Time came to vote off a holiday maker & smug Jan was so sure it would be Emma, while I was so sure it would be Ms Leaming! So Her shock & indignant horror, when she Jan Leaming, was 1st to be voted off was palpable!! and highly amusing. I'm betting bland Derick will be next.

Emma Actually Playing To The Camera!!

Back to more sorting, Jennie text & cancelled our girly night, as they have got complimentary tickets to the Hammersmith to watch Debbie Harry the Who etc at a Charity concert. 

 Debbie Harry

AKA Blondie

Had a Innocent Moroccan Veg pot with a side salad for dinner, while watching NCIS on Channel 5, while my "Showbusiness" friends are watching me & themselves on Sky 1 on "Louie Spence's Showbusiness" the texts & the tweets & Facebook messages flooding in saying I looked gorgeous & thin (Note to self Specksavers vouchers for my friends, for Xmas & Birthdays) As I look sadly I look anything but slim!

 

 Arriving With Paul 

In My Olive Reiss Dress

Wide Screen Doing Me No Favours!

 Some Serious Chat

 A Sip Of Wine, Then The Punchline!

 If Nobody Else Finds My Humour Funny 

At Least I Do!!

 Listening To Andy's Pipe Dream

Master Plan

Andy Discusses His

Masterplan!!

Shmoozing with Bob

Lots of People messaging me I was really funny & that, I & Andy the Bus driver were the stars of our bit, me for good reasons, Andy Not so good. We were warned by Nick Thomas-Webster, from NTW Casting that, they wanted a group of extras to use as patsies, who'd fuck up big time, at auditions etc. So forewarned we went in with our eye's open, so they could only make ourselves look as foolish/funny as we allowed ourselves to look. 

Polly

Fellow "Showbusinesser" Polly Russell Furse text me at 10.10pm saying "Your bit was soooooooo funny xxxx" which as Comedy is the arena I'm interested in, is good news. My Friend, BB7 Richard Newman's boyfriend, Dave Wall, posted on my Facebook "Fucking Genius!!;) xxxx" Nothing text wise from my sister Julie, who said she'd be watching, so either she didn't watch, or it's a case of "No Comment!" Oh well.......

Click Here For Our 1st Appearence As "The Extra's" On Louie Spence's Showbusiness

My lovely friend Stephanie Ledigo was also on Louie Spence's Showbusiness, having a date with The Starman Himself, Andrew Stone! She is such a beautiful little doll, inside & out!!

 Angelic Barbie - Stephanie

Stephanie Catching Andrews Eye!!

I carried on sorting while watching/listening to Law & Order etc & went to bed tired at 2am after being awake for 39hrs 30mins. (Calories consumed 1,518)Will miss Beauty & The Geek tonight oh well, I will watch & catch up tomorrow.

Thursday 13th Jan, Woke at 7am, despite only having 5hrs sleep, after almost 40hrs with no sleep!! The sleep should of been deep, after almost 40hrs with no sleep!!And the sleep must of been deep, as can I recall no dreams. Had Alpen & Coffee for breakfast & then continued sorting back room, slobbing out in my Grey Juicy Couture tracksuit (normally only worn in gym) Polly phoned me saying my part in "Louie Spence's Showbusiness" last night was her favourite part of the show, adding, "I can't stop laughing, I keep rewinding & playing your bit over & over again!! Your Comic Timing is spot on, love how you say your bit, take a swig of wine & then deliver the killer punchline, before bursting out in a killer laugh!! Just genius!!"

The Maintenance Guy's boss came round, he said my window sill had been painted black, to tie in with the rest of the streets windows. I insisted it had not, the useless employee, had stripped the white paint & left the bare dark wood, to the mercy of the elements (lots of rain & snow) since August!! 

Not convinced he came upstairs to look & very quickly ate his words! Saying it looked black from the pavement, I'd go to Specksavers mate, matt Dark Taupe Wood, does not look like Jet Black Gloss!! 

He also promised to do the beading on my bathroom window that was meant to be done in July, plus put the door key hole surround back on the door that was removed when painted in July (honestly his employee is, a brain dead moron) 

Continued to sort through my & mums belongings, then stopped for a Strong Cheddar Cheese sandwich with chilli sauce & salad on a Granary bread & a bag of Twiglets & a Diet Coke. Then it was back with my nose to the grindstone of sorting!

 Nerissa Cole 

AKA Narissa Stone

Stopped at 5pm to Watch Celebrity Five go to... as expected MP Derick was next to go! Then continued to sort through back room. Spoke to Nerissa, who still wasn't impress that Pulse put her name wrong, on screen on Louie Spence's Showbusiness, naming her as Narissa Stone!! I joked they had married her off to Andrew Stone (AKA Starman) 

She said that Andy (from Houseparty Of The Dead) said that Pulse & Louie Spence's Showbusiness, are not going to be using our Zombie film footage. What!!? If they aren't using that, or the Polly Puts The Kettle On" Footage, with me dressed up as Evil Barbie (See picture at top of blog) about my band, are they also not using the pop video for Chase & Status footage of us?? If not what is the point of the Garden Party footage being being shown at all?? They said not to do TV appearances or to print story's in the press about the show, until the show has aired (Then we can!)But we wouldn't really have much to say as it seems the fun bits were all cut anyway, it can all be said in a few words ie - we did lots of fun things that were filmed & then cut!

Nerissa said "They wanted losers who would fail & could be laughed at!!" Adding "They got that with Andy" (Bus Driver) Adding "Your way too professional & funny on purpose, people laugh with you, or because of you, not at you!" Which was a sweet thing to say, oh well you win some you lose some,it was worth a try!

Spoke to Andy (Houseparty Of The Dead) He said "The Zombies are scrapped, because Louie Spence said they weren't camp enough!!" Adding "Since the show name has changed from "Showbiz" to "Louie Spence's Showbusiness" it seems he suddenly gets the power to say what goes in & Zombies are not Camp enough" I said "what about my filmed audition, for the wife in the Zombie movie, with Brad? That was 'Really Camp' & funny & everyone, including film crew were laughing & saying it was brilliant!!" He replied "Yeah that was hilarious! And even if I'm not camp enough, Brad certainly was as well!" He continued, "I'm also trying to get hold of the edit they did of the show with us in from Pulse...should be fun!" x I said if he gets it to forward me it, or the section of me auditioning with Brad, as I could use it as my comedy showreel. 

Various other people, including a few of my fellow Showbusiness extras, said that, they probably didn't use Zombie or 'Polly Put The Kettle On' footage etc, as I was such a great camp, comedy Character, that Louie probably wouldn't want to include, a camp, female, version of himself, just in case it took some of the the limelight off him. Which is very flattering of them to say!! 

But I certainly doubt it & hope that isn't the case. I'd hate to be cut for being good, due to an inflated ego! After all he knows himself how hard it is to get prime time publicity & become a household name, even after many years in the business. surely he'd know that denying somebody a chance, due to them being good is mean, even if it is a dog eat dog industry. 

I discovered however I now had a fan from appearing on Louie Spence's Showbusiness, after seeing me on screen he searched for me online & found this Evil Barbie blog & then my Twitter & joined Twitter as @paulkb69 to chat to me & said he was going to set up another as @EvilBarbiesFan, which he did lol, almost a stalker (Joking) I feel almost famous now!

Made a grilled quorn fillet in a hot spicy sauce (Burns Calories) which I had with steamed Mangetout. Watched the soaps, then turned to FIVE USA for a night of, CSI & NCIS as there is bugger all else worth watching on TV. Meanwhile I continued to sort as I watched/listened to the TV. Then stopped at 3am to watch Beauty & the Geek & went to bed. (Calories consumed 1,360)

Friday 14th Jan, Slept in until 1pm (must of needed the sleep) I know I had a busy dream but all I can recall is that Candie was in it. Had a wash then got changed into olive Elle leggings, chocolate Ugg boots & a rainbow stripped V-necked, long sleeved, French designer cotton top, by Casla d'Angel. Tied hair back in a pony tail & did a neutral make-up, then made myself a coffee & had a bowl of sugar free Alpen for breakfast!

Popped to the shop to get the paper & some Diet Cokes, then set to sorting the back room & managed to chuck out two bin bags full of rubbish, before I stopped for a late lunch.

Made a Egg Mayo sandwich & had it with a Diet Coke & Twiglets, while watching the repeat of earlier's "Loose Women" on ITV2. They had James Corden on I just do not find him remotely funny!! Chatted a bit to my friends on Facebook, then a bit on Twitter including @EvilBarbiesFan (Hi if your reading this!)Then set back to sorting more of the back-room out!! With gusto!! Checking my Facebook/emails & Twitter messages, whenever I had a coffee or Diet Coke break!

My friend Ian Mann called he'd been filming a dance scene, to be used in "Louie Spence's Showbusiness" he was sat looking like a office dude behind some rapper then they all break into a dance sequence. He said he didn't know it was for the show when he applied, but the crew were OK with him doing it. He said he hadn't seen Wednesdays episode (with the Garden party) Yet & he probably would after putting the phone down. 

My Mann

Got back to more sorting finding a few things I'd been looking for which was handy. Dusting & hoovering as I went along!!Stopping at 6pm to watch "Celebrity 5 Go To".......Turkey on Ch4+1, as I expected Emma got evicted & so Anthony Costa Came 1st, Russell Grant came 2nd & Emma Ridley 3rd.

Emma is a bit like myself in the sense she is spiritual & despite in her 40's still a big kid! The major difference being her ugly, massive, tattoo on her back that goes over her shoulders & over her upper arms. I'm not a fan of tattoo's though I do design tattoo's for people based on their star signs (Western/ Eastern & Aztec) plus their Numerology, so the tattoo is totally in tune with the person wearing it! (Maori's believe a tattoo that is not in tune with the wearer can cause bad luck & karma) An Example of one of my tattoo designs (designed this way) is below.

Continued sorting while listening to & half watching the soaps. Made a dinner of 2 quorn burgers, roast beetroot & baked beans then watched Comedy Rocks, with Jason Manford, I don't know about anyone else? but like James Corden's comedy, I just don't find Russell Kane's stand up funny!! 

Russell Kane

Still lots of messages coming in from friends who saw me on "Louie Spence's Showbusiness, but still not a word from my brother Bill, or sister Julie, either via text or email, despite me letting them know 2 weeks in advance, via text, that I would be on. 

At least Julie answered my text & said she'd be watching, Bill never answered me at all (Nor did he send a text at Christmas, his wife text, on Boxing day after I texted her, after getting credit, as my phone credit ran out early Xmas, replying Happy Christmas to all my friends messages)Mind you no word from Bill, re the show is no surprise. He told me if I ever got on Big Brother, he wouldn't bother watching me & the other nobodies.

I got a load of sorting done, only above the wardrobes left to do! woo hoo!! But by then it was 3am so washed & got in bed & watched The Final of Beauty & the Geek, Dave & Jasmine won & Sam the male beauty & his female geek came 2nd settled down to sleep at 4.30am (Calories consumed 1,518)

Saturday 15th Jan, crashed out until 12.30pm, woke with a neck stiffer than "A Sex Addict On Viagra!! The grey rainy day is no doubt to blame, along with lifting stuff up or down above my head, while sorting! Had Sugar free Alpen & a coffee for brunch, with a heat pack on my neck & took some pain killers with my coffee. Washed & dried my hair & put in pony tail & did a neutral make-up & put on my studded black leggings, long flat over the knee boots & my black scoop necked Petit Bateau top & silver cardigan. 

Pulled on my long black coat & headed out for some home essentials from Wilkinson's & then popped into Tesco's to buy some food with my Tesco vouchers. Got a lottery ticket in case this year is lucky for me. Then headed home & had a Tomato & Croutons CupaSoup to warm me up!

Did a load more sorting then at 7pm had a quorn fillet in a spicy sauce, with steamed sugar snap peas & a Diet Coke for tea then perused the paper. Front page is Alex Reid's last minute divorce jitters (probably worrying how he is going to get PR when no longer with Jordan?)Also a picture of Kim Kardashian looking foxy in a skimpy bikini, in a picture she posted on Twitter!

News of 3,000 shocked holiday Brits flee the bloodbath in Tunisia, as protests against the president turned into a blood bath. More on the inquest into the 7/7 London murders, committed by terrorist scum. 

Zaza Gabor had most of her right leg amputated last night, due to suffering constant blood clots & infections following surgery on a broken hip last summer. Three quarters of the 93yr old icons leg was removed, it's a dangerous op for a woman of her age, but she will die if it doesn't happen. What a shame loved her as a kid she was always so glamorous & feminine. 

Zaza Gabor

Some stupid woman, in the West Midlands, dialled 999 (emergency services)& when paramedics arrived said the emergency was her washing needed taking in off her line, as she was afraid of slipping on the icy path (they should charge her, the cost of the emergency services attending her home, that will stop the stupid bitch ever doing it again!!)Another wanted a dead pigeon retrieved from a park, another man dialled 999 to ask the temperature, while another reported a facial haemorrhage, which turned out to be a squeezed spot that was bleeding (good god, there are some Morons in this country!!)

The Yorkshire Ripper is on suicide watch after his appeal for release was turned down. Good have a coffee break & let him get on with it & free up a cell for some more vermin!!

I was just about to get ready for the party, in a sassy black number, while watching Take Me Out, when Jennie text, BTW it's a Hawaiian themed Party. Oh bugger re think time! I have 3 Hawaiian shirts (1 lilac, 1 Baby blue, 1 orange) scallop shell bikini top & a grass skirt, somewhere in my back-room (probably in one of the cases/bags on top of the wardrobe, but no time to search for any of it!!

So I settled on my strapless multi coloured, paisley dress that looks sarong like, some flip flops, several shell necklaces, my Carley wig, a few flower hair corsages in my hair & the rest clipped along the top of my dress & lots of semi precious stone bracelets & did an exotic emerald, turquoise, yellow & pink eye make-up & pink lipstick. I Had no camera to take any pictures with, so had to take a pic with my PCs grainy web cam, for  my fancy dress album, as my notebook webcam kept saying, camera can't be found for some reason?? (see grainy pics below)

 The Dress, Not A Webcam Pic

 The Rubbish Grainy Webcam Pics

In my Lounge

My Chest Is

Blossoming!!

Set off up the road to the private party in Bar 62. It was a shame I had no camera as almost everyone had made an excellent effort & we were all given lei's as they came in, found Jennie & Edgar by the buffet & nibbled on a couple of vegetarian kebabs & olives & two mini wholemeal rolls. Got myself a Bulmers Cider (so classy) as it will last longer. My Ex boyfriend Kieron turned up along with his best friend Vaughan, who's younger brother Walt I also use to date.

 Class In A Glass lol

Keiron was his usual funny self in his sarcastic, insulting Jack Dee style. Vaughan said it was really good to see me, as he'd really missed me. Caught up with the latest gossip from them & chatted to Martin, who dressed as a tart, at Edgar's Tarts & Vicars 50th Birthday Party last June. I spotted the customer I use to fancy, when I was the manager of !CE BAR & Adelaide's, (he looks quite a lot like Duncan James from Blue)I still would!!

As The door person continued to hand out the Lei's (pronounced Lays) Jennie said "Its funny how for most people in here, that's their 1st Lei of the night!" I replied "And In Keiron's case also the last!!" laughing. Jen said "Oh I don't know he may try & get another one on the way out!" to which I replied "Same Old Keiron!!"

Vaughan was getting decidedly pissed, and was saying "you know there's nothing I wouldn't do for you June, I'm only a phone call away, anything you want just call or text me & consider it done!! you know that! you still have my number right??" I assured him I did, adding, "actually there is something you could do for me, the brackets of both the poles in my wardrobes have broken (due to weight of clothes)so they have been hanging from the edge of shelf (above where the poles should be)for over a year meaning I cant close the wardrobe doors" 

He said "No problem give me a call/text & let me know when your around & I'll sort it for you when I can find the time!" (Vaughan did a brilliant job of putting up lots of clothes rails in the bedroom alcoves in my old temp flat in Tottenham, before moving to St Albans & a great job of helping me move in to my St Albans flat, along with Walt)

A pissed Vaughan headed home, after giving me a hesitant kiss on the cheek, which is funny, as when Kieron 1st introduced me to Vaughan as his girlfriend. Vaughan planted a big smacker on my lips!!! Jennie & Edgar left at 11.30pm as they had to get back for the baby sitter. I had a vodka slimline, and chatted some more with Keiron, who was loading up his plate, with 2 massive Home Made Burgers from the BBQ (they looked more like Bison Burgers!!)Chicken Wings, Sausages, Coleslaw & a Roll, well I guess a 6ft 5" frame needs feeding. 

Kieron & I bantered, taking the mickey out of each other, as always. Kieron bought me another Vodka Slimline eventually, he decided it was time to go & he gave me a kiss goodbye & left. I chatted to Martin & his wife, for a bit before heading home myself, around 1am as I had contact lenses in & they were stinging!! Oh for laser Eye Surgery!! Got undressed stripped off the war-paint & collapsed in bed.(Calories consumed 1,296)

Sunday 16th Jan, woke at 1pm, Dreamt about having a new home & having dogs & cats, driving in a fast car & getting a train somewhere, can't recall details but Candie was in it. Got up had a wash pulled hair into a topknot & dressed in same attire, as I did in the day yesterday. Had some porridge with raisins & Cinnamon, plus a coffee for breakfast. Then popped to the shop for my NOTW paper, wrote a bit of this blog & posted Hawaiian pics on Facebook & Twitter. 

Perused the paper, the headline was "Jordan: I dumped Alex for turning into a fame-hungry whining sponger" No doubt she found his delusional belief he was a A list celeb, on his car crash of a show "I am Alex Reid" embarrassing!! The way he talked in the 3rd person as if he was the next messiah, here to save the world through his celebrity status!! It was truly a cringe worthy show!

Apparently Louie Walsh claims Simon Cowell & Cheryl Cole are quitting Xfactor, well Cheryl won't really be a loss she is not much more than a pretty face, with suspect taste in clothes. There is a article on David Beckham's court papers, which show up Hooker Irma Nici for the lying skank she is!

More on Shrien Dewani, who's new bride was murdered on their honeymoon in South Africa. 

A bit on Michael Douglas beating throat cancer (good for him) such a evil disease!! 

Damon the brother of my Ex boyfriend Murray called & we had a chat, about what's been going on in our lives, then at 6pm I had to ring off as my cooker buzzer was going & I had dinner of a nut roast with baked beans & a side salad, finishing just in time to watch dancing on ice! 

The Second lot of 8 contestants vie for their place to compete in Dancing On Ice!! This weeks contenders are Comedy Dave, Jenifer Matcalfe, Craig McLachan, Elen Rivas, Dominic Cork, Chloe Madeley, Denise Welch & Sam Attwater.  

Not so keen on pregnant Holly's Black Roman Toga-esque floor length dress today! Philip looks much the same as last week! The skating begins.....

Craig McLachan & Maria - Sexy Devil Outfit for her, Foppish Count outfit for Craig, she looks quite mature. Dancing to (Sympathy For The Devil) Steady skating, you can see he is enjoying himself getting into character, with cheeky wink to camera, but nothing outstanding ....... YET!...... think he may be a dark horse & one to watch. I think his personality alone, will get him through to the series next week.


Jenifer Matcalfe & Sylvian - Lovely Lime Green outfits, nice skimpy nymph like dress for her, she fancys him. Dancing to (Crazy For You) good foot work, graceful on the ice & good posturing. A slight stumble on the Ice, then a bit of a mishap with a lift, but pretty safe to go through I'd Say!


Comedy Dave & Frankie - Colourful yellow, pink & purple outfit, she seems sweet. Dancing to (The Safety Dance) Fun routine that Incorporated his tendency for being a bit stiff into the routine! Looked pretty steady on ice except when he had to get in & out of crouched position! Might be in final 3 though not sure he'd be known by most of Dancing On Ice's audience. 


Elen Rivas & Lukasz - Very sexy Hot Pink outfit for her, he is odd looking & somewhat arrogant. Dancing to (Your Love Is King) She looked uncomfortable, her face was grimacing a lot, she needs to sort her face out, IF she makes it through to show starting next week! Steady on ice, but a bit stiff reasonable posturing. I think she may be in the bottom 3!


Dominic Cork  & Alexander - Very attractive Electric blue outfits for them both, She seems cute. Dancing to (Are You Ready For Love)  Good solid performance, looks comfortable on the ice, routine lacked oomph though.   


Chloe Madeley  & Michael - Very pretty mauve-ish pink outfits, he seems a nice guy. Dancing to (My Ma Ma Told Me) Very confident on ice good performance, needs to work on confidence & posturing!


Sam Attwater & Brianne - Very lovely pail silver outfits, she is a cute feisty little bundle. Dancing to (Club Can't Handle Me) A Excellent, Exciting, Confident routine, but he unlike the others use to go to ice skating disco's to pull, so not a beginner! Shame he wasn't such a dynamic actor in EastEnders (I'd forgotten about his character already) god only knows the doom factory could of done with it!
 

Denise Welch & Matt - Cute Khaki GI outfit's though the 50's hair & make-up really aged Denise badly, Matt is a Charming Yank. (Dancing to I Don't Care) Skating has done wonders for Denise's figure she has become very toned, she managed well on the ice with quite a fun comedic performance, no stumbles or wobbles & her loose women viewers should ensure she gets through!


My guess for the bottom 3 are Elen, Comedy Dave & Dominic due to the audience less aware of them in the public eye sense, and Elen's Poe face throughout her performance! 
   

The Skate Off Show, I reckon the 3 to be up for the skate off are Elen, Comedy Dave & Dominic.


During the hour between shows, I had a Mint Magnum Ice cream, and did a bit of laundry & washing up. 

The Results Show & the results are in:-  

Comedy Dave - THROUGH (that surprises me as it was an OK, fun  performance but nothing special)  

Sam - THROUGH (no surprise)

Dominic - THROUGH (bit surprised skated well but performance was bland)

Chloe - THROUGH (no surprise  good skating & votes of Richard & Judy fans)

Denise - THROUGH (expected with her Loose Women fans)

Bottom 3 are Craig, Jennifer & Elen, Elen I expected, Jennifer did make some mistakes, but with her gracefulness  before that, I expected that to be overlooked. 

Craig has had less time to practice but I expected his personality to win him through!!

Hopefully it will be Elen as one of the two out, as her stroppy face & demeanour are not attractive to watch! I thought she said since she began dating Peter Andre she couldn't wipe the smile off her face!! Well she excelled at wiping it off tonight! 

 Sultry Latino

Or Just Plain Miserable? 

They danced 2nd time round, Craig was better, as was Jennifer, even Elen managed a smile this time! Claire her manager must of checked the tweets on her performance & had a word!

The votes were in Jennifer is in, Craig & Elen are out!!!

NEXT WEEK THE REAL BATTLE COMMENCES!!....... 
  

Did a bit of housework, then a bit of sorting then watched, Comics Choice: Alan Davies. Pottered round the house watering the plants etc then went to bed at 2am(Calories consumed 1,349)