Fools Rush In...... But This Angel Doesn't Fear To Tread!

Monday 1st April (April Fools Day) I had my 2nd dream, in a row, about Michael Weatherly, last night. I was living in a very big apartment, my Dad was alive again & staying with me, but he still had cancer. He was sat crying, on the bed, in his room, because he'd wet himself & I was comforting him, saying it was not his fault, he was ill & too weak, to make it to the toilet, without help. Then I went to an acting job & was doing a scene, with an amazing child actor, but I suddenly forgot a line, so I had to do improv. After I met up with Michael Weatherly, who I was dating in my dream. We went to some Birthday bash & were cuddled up together, on a couch, at a table, eating Birthday Cake, chatting to other people, who were also sat at the table. I can't really recall any more, though I know there was plenty more to it. It is a bright & sunny day out, today, but still cold.

My Dream Man, Michael Weatherly 

I checked my mobile, I had two text messages, both from 'Mr S' One at 2.34am saying "We should meet up, 6 years is a ridiculous amount of time" (Oh yeah, meet up?!..... more like mate up, your thinking matey!!) The 2nd at 7.59am saying 'Where you living these days?' Typical, bone idle, male, who wants a booty call!! If he was actually, really interested in me, he'd of made an effort & actually found the answer on my Facebook, or Twitter profile!! But men just looking for a f**k make sod all effort! I ignored them & had a wash, I put my hair up in a topknot & pulled on jeans & a sweater, had some lush, Asda, coconut, yoghurt, for breakfast & popped up in my attic, to do more sorting & arranging. I will be putting my easel & canvas's up there, for somewhere to do my painting, eventually when it's all done!! At 2.24pm I stopped to have a coffee & bite to eat (Bavarian smoked cheese & salad in 2 pitta pockets) yummy!.... And watched cute kids flick 'The Little Vampire' a fun flick.

Breakfast

At 4.19pm 'Mr S' still not giving up, text me 'Would love to see those lips wrapped round my shaft'  Honestly, he may have a very good job, in the city, be attractive, plus have a fit as fuck body & impressive penis! BUT he really should know me well enough by now, to know, I'm NOT EASY!! So I just replied 'I bet you would!!'  Then at 4.44pm he text 'Would you like to suck it baby' Oh FFS give up!! Like that's really going to work! PML! I didn't bother to reply & watched the Animated Film, 'Robots' (Such a cute film, and I have had a robot obsession, since a little girl!!) I was  doing some chores at the same time, as watching (Always the multi tasker) Later I popped to the shop for a Sun newspaper, but they had sold out, and as it is a Bank Holiday, Tesco will be closed now (Grumble) So got a 'Now' magazine that came with a 'Look' magazine & a 'Jergens' moisturiser & a small butterscotch 'Green & Black's' bar.

'Now' had a typical front cover 'Stars Get Cellulite Too' ( Frankie Essex, Leona Lewis, J-Lo, Tamara Ecclestone, Josie Gibson, Blake Lively, Victoria Beckham, Caroline Flack, Kelly Brook, Alesha Dixon, Demi Moore, Lizzie Cundy, Janice Dickinson) & 'Peter Andre is worried, that he's never going to be a dad again' Oh pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaze!! As if!! Apparently Kim Kardashian is planning a tummy tuck after giving birth (Well there is a HUGE surprise...... Not!!) Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie are finally to wed on a Caribbean island (Gemini Angelina, would never be one to hurry into yet another marriage) in the 1st week of April. To be honest other than the Fashion & beauty pages there wasn't much in the magazine, that was of interest to me! 

Now stars for Gemini say - 'If you cant go on toeing the party line any more, you shouldn't - even if others think you are being foolish. Fitting in isn't the issue - it's standing out that makes this a week to remember'  Well I never have been one for fitting in! 'Look' was full of fab clothes & delicious 'Ryan Reynolds' Phwoooor!! Their stars for Gemini say 'Your friends are everything to you this week - supportive, fun, caring, and encouraging (They must of read last weeks blog lol) One in particular a sharp minded Scorpio comes up with a great idea, make sure you take HER up on it. Love is in the air, whether your single or not!! (NOT with 'Mr S' it's not lol) Look Out - Soul mate alert!'

So, back to the Attic, I went, forcing myself away, from 'The Mummy Returns' on ITV2 (Above) I fancy Imotep (But I have them all on Video anyway) An ex, of mine, made all of the, polystyrene, temple, pillars, etc that collapse during the 'Mummy' films. I didn't play any 'April Fool' pranks today, this year!!............ Blimey I must be growing up!! How Sad. Later I watched 'Revenge' while munching on 3 salt & vinegar rice cakes, with houmous & a glass of orange juice. Then I watched the 'Made In Chelsea' version of 'Come Dine With Me' They may ALL be, Public School, rich kids. But where did Binky (aka Alexandra Falstead) go to school? She even didn't know, what the word 'Sicilian' meant & thought veal was a lamb! Shocker! 

I did a few more chores, but then I began to have, extreme pain in my left arm & shoulder blade & had to stop! Bloody hell, I feel my home has to be a tip at the moment, because as soon as I get started, on getting it clean & tidy, my back or arm, or neck, is so painful, that I have to stop! Sometimes for days, allowing it to get messy & grubby again!! I went on Twitter briefly & I had been tweeted a few compliments, re my (This) blog, that I posted yesterday. I watched chatty man, fellow Gemini, Russell Brand, was amusing! I had another decaf coffee & went to bed with my book. I tried to go to sleep at 12 midnight, but by 2am the pain in my left shoulder blade & arm was so intense, I had to get up & fix a drink, to take more pain killers with, I would love a great big needle with a syringe full of morphine whacked in my left shoulder right now!! (Calories consumed 1,617, 146cals OVER today's target whoops!!)

Tuesday 2nd April, I woke at 6am, in agony, due to pain in my left shoulder, retching with pain, with my left arm dead, slapped, pinched & punched it back to life (it will probably be bruised later!) I downed a whole cocktail of painkillers in desperation, then tried to sleep! I did manage again for a few hours, I dreamt I was a TV presenter & I was on a show answering questions, sent in by fans & something about two dogs, but that's a bit hazy! Woke again at 8am in pain & went downstairs & heated a neck pad, as I already have way over, the amount of painkillers, I'm meant to have in my system! Then curled up in bed, with that round my neck, eventually fell asleep again.

This time I dreamt, I was with the guy Reiss from 'Person Of Interest' (I've obviously moved on from NCIS!!) and we were in the home of some bad guy, acting like visitors while trying to, serendipitously find info, while there (Amusing, as I have been pretty serendipitous, lately!) There were lots lit of candles, in the lounge of the house & we left, while the bad guy, was doing something in kitchen, purposely knocking over a candle, to set the place on fire. Woke at 10am, to a lovely bright sunny day. Sadly my left shoulder & arm was still in pain, as was my coccyx (FFS just boil me down & sell me for glue why don't you!!)

I got up & had a wash & pulled hair in a ponytail, as shoulder is too painful for me to use my arm, to wash my hair. Brushed my teeth & made a coffee & had two crumpets with crunchy peanut butter for breakfast. I went on Twitter & saw 'My Blog World' had posted my blog, in their collective 'Top Blogs' post. Which was flattering. I put on cream underwear & pulled on my jeans & my cropped, new, cream, cropped, gold tiger print vest top over a coral vest top. Then as it was a nice day I tackled my little bit of garden & removed the litter that was bugging me, and did a bit of weeding, using my right arm, so not to make my left shoulder/arm worse. At 1pm my cute, cheeky, little Persian Princess, Sammy text me saying "Hey doll you feeling better? How's ur back? xx" I replied "It's been really bad the last 2 weeks hun, felt physically sick with pain. I think I'm going to have disc removal xx" to which she responded "Oh no Xx" 

My Persian, Princess, Cutie, Sammy

I popped to the shop, for a Sun paper & settled down to read it with a coffee. The front page is about WWII veterans, boycotting Sunderland FC games, after self confessed fascist 'Paolo Di Canio' got the managers job. Many younger fans are angry too, vowing to join in the boycott. Today's page 3 girl was a 23yr beauty, called Hollie, from Manchester. My Blood boils yet again, over another, Moronic, WANKER,  Judge, the same Moronic, WANKER, that told burglar, scum that he was brave!! Yes that TWAT Judge Peter Bowers, has freed a pervert 'Mark Martin' with vile Images of kids, so HE would not "Suffer" in prison!!.... I want that kind of sick 'C**t' to suffer in prison!!!! 

WTF?? What about the kids in those pics, that suffered at the hands of sicko's, like Mark Martin?? You Arsehole!! Scum Mark expected jail as he was on a suspended sentence over previous sick snaps of children!! The judge even said "I have read with some concern about you & this addiction you have with looking at pornography of little children" BUT then added "You would suffer very badly in prison, I don't think it is necessary to send you there!!" WTF what the actual fuck?? I want scum like him to suffer!! What the hell is this judge still doing with a (High Paid) Job!! I want this soft arsehole fired!! I'm beyond fuming (Acts like this make me think Peter Bowers is a kiddy fiddler himself!!)

Now to a country where the Justice fits the crime the USA!! 'James Homes' The Batman killer, who called himself 'The Joker' is facing lethal injection (Good but the electric chair would be better) For his evil gun rampage that left 12 dead! State legal chiefs confirmed they will seek the death penalty, by lethal injection, when Holmes 25, goes on trial in August! The last lethal Injection administered in Colorado was in 1997.

A dead pensioner's wedding ring was stolen off his finger as his body lay in hospital, his grieving family claim (I'd not be remotely surprised, I was robbed of money from my purse & of a flat pair of £200 KG evening shoes, by the ambulance crew that tended me in July 2008, but I could not prove anything to prosecute!) The widower 'Clive Thatcher' 78, is also said to of had £5 stolen from his bedside cabinet. His swollen fingers had stopped his family from removing the ring when he died. So a nurse taped it to stop it falling off. But they were horrified when 2 weeks later funeral directors told them it had gone!

From the NHS robbing body's, to them disgustingly robbing a body, of life saving treatment!! Soldier 'Katrina Brown' 30 caught a deadly illness, after serving on the front line as a MEDIC in Iraq, but she is being denied life-saving treatment by the NHS!! She was exposed to radioactive material used in bunker buster bombs. She needs stem cell treatment only available in the US but the NHS will not pay the £110,000 so she survives (Disgusting if the NHS wont the MoD should!!) She survives for now on 18 pills a day costing over £3,000 a month. Katrina rightly says "I went to Iraq to help my country, but now when I need help, my country wont help me!" Disgusting. Katrina is trying to raise the £110,000 to get the US treatment but so far has only managed £2,000, I hope a wealthy celeb or Aristocrat sees her plight & gives her the money!!

PM David Cameron

A farmer who's drowning sheep was rescued from a swamp by PM David Cameron, on March 1st, told how he found the PM waist deep in mud, in the swamp saving the sheep, after the PM's Body Guards rang him re his sheep being in trouble. The body guards had joined the PM in the sheep rescue, the Ewe has now been named 'Swampy' Julian a friend of the PM said "I can't imagine any other Prime Minister doing something like that. David was soaking wet & covered in mud!" Too right, that snivelling C**t Blair wouldn't of, nor lard arse, money spunker, Brown!! The sheep had got stuck after following two lambs who sadly died in the muddy swamp. The ewe was put in the back of the pick-up vehicle, then the PM went off for a shower. Farmer Julian said "This is probably a side to David the public don't often see, but he likes to muck in & help whenever he can!" Good for him!!

My stars for Gemini were a bit boring - 'Your mentor Mercury sharpens your mind (My mind is always sharp) & makes you calm & capable. At work & at home, your the problem solver (Aren't I always) If your single (Aren't I always) meeting someone with a gift of making people laugh (A guy always has to be funny for me to be attracted) will rebuild your belief in Love! An old friend is back with lucky plans to share! (Good! lol)

I had a Slim-Fast chocolate & peanut bar for lunch with a Diet Coke & watched 'The Real Housewives Of Arizona' (Above) followed by the fab 'Millionaire Matchmaker' while having some fun banter with 'Dean' on Twitter. When a guy loses, his online banter, with me, I begin to lose interest fast & at least One guy, on Twitter, is heading that way & getting boring. Today's Millionaires on the show were some scary blonde Russian Female who reminded me a bit of 'Donnatella Versace' & some gay 'Pewee Herman' like nerd! She was sooooo hard to talk to it was like talking to a block of ice, poor guys!! Unsurprisingly BOTH failed to get successful dates! 

I watched 'Home & Away' (Above) Popped to the shop for 3 Decaf Diet Cokes, and got today's Closer Magazine. Front cover 'Kerry Katona's relationship worry's (Bore off) Posh Spice feels frozen out by the Spice Girls (You distanced yourself!) Jordan hurt by bullying over wedding (She will fight back & brush it off Gemini's always do!) Nicola McLean needs IVF due to anorexia (Glad she is out the other side now) PLUS 'Shocking mum & daughter - we have sex with the same men together (Eeeeeek!!!!)

Read Closer Magazine there was a bit on the 'TOWIE' reject I can't stand 'Lauren Goodger' (Above) Speculation is rife over if she has had lip fillers, well the trout pout, she has in the magazine, looks damn stupid if she has! She say's troll taunts, about her weight, made her leave Towie. BULLSHIT!! It was her unprofessional & Diva behaviour that had production edge her out!!! She has also ditched her juicing diet, after losing 9lb in a week, saying she wondered how healthy it was? After discovering how high in sugar the juices were! (Yeah fruit sugars!!) More like she ditched it, as it is too hard to keep to!! (Lauren loves to make excuses for everything!!) She say's her 'criminal' boyfriend likes her curves anyway. There was also a bit on the octomum freak, who may go to jail for benefit fraud! Plus a bit on pregnant celebs (Yawn!)

Size 8 'Nadja Collins', was already slim, but became fixated, on catwalk models, super skinny legs & the 'thigh gap' So she spent £5,000 on liposuction to achieve it (I had the thigh gap, a few years back, when I was a size 8 & I will do again, once I'm back where I was again!) She didn't need to do lipo, she could of just toned her inner thighs in the gym! Using the hip adductor's & hip abductor's, like me, then she could of spent that £5,000 getting rid of, the vile, flower tattoo, on her stomach!! 

I couldn't read the mum & daughter porn stars item, it just turned my stomach too much!! Ugh!! Talking of stomach I made a Oriental bean stir fry for dinner. Then I put in a load of laundry & put away the dry laundry & did the washing up. Then I tried catching up with some old half finished blogs. While watching 'Person Of Interest' 'Dallas' (Below) and 'CSI' while chatting to a friend in NY on Twitter. Then I had a bath & chilled with a coffee & Cadbury's wholenut. finally going to bed at 2.30am as I'm meeting Nicky for lunch & I have lots to do before then. (Calories consumed 1,468, 48cals OVER target I can live with that)

Wednesday 3rd April, I was still awake, having had no sleep by 7am Grrrr!! So I gave up & got up (Bloody insomnia!!) I had a wash & washed my hair, then made a coffee, which I had with a Slim-Fast, Summer Berry Bar, for breakfast & went on Twitter for a bit 'Rob Lamarr' asked people to tweet, 'Good Luck' to his friends, football team, 'Tilney FC' in their Final cup match, which he was headed up North to see. So I did & they followed me, on Twitter & we had a bit of fun banter, which passed some time. I put on Lemon underwear & put on 4Music while I did my make-up, but I kept stopping to dance as they were playing some ace tunes! I dried my hair & put it up in a French pleat. Then wore a scoop necked, lemon, cotton, top, with my jeans & Reebok EasyTone white trainers. Then I popped to the shop, to buy Nicky's birthday card & prezzie (A necklace & Paul Smith Perfume) 

I got home buying a Sun newspaper en route, and read the paper until I had to leave for lunch with Nicky. The front page headline was about the repulsive Philpott's 'Child-killing bastard stabbed me 27 times' A quote from an ex lover, he attacked. Page 3's Chloe from Leeds is gorgeous. Justice Secretary 'Chris Grayling' say's cops must stop sex beasts, violent thugs & repeat offenders being let off with cautions. He needs to have a word with the f**king Judges too! My stars for Gemini said - 'The Emotional climate is warmer when you talk to the family & chat about money will get a better reaction this time (Funnily enough my Financial Advisor brother Bill contacted me talking about money on March 22nd) If you are single, when love hits your heart, it is a total surprise, as it transforms friends, into a hot couple (LMAO) In a relationship? A partners plans are good' 

I set off for the restaurant & got to 'L'Italana' 15mins before anyone, next to arrive was Bernie & then Sharon & her daughter, Nicky arrived another 15mins later with her mum & her daughter Emily (aka Minnie) Plus Emily's friend & her mum, then the blonde, Scottish, woman, who always tells everyone, what an amazing manager I was, in Adelaide's Nightclub, turned up. Nicky's mum had aged dramatically, by about 10yrs, since I saw her, at her husband Jim's funeral, last year! Minnie who loves me, insisted on sitting by me & was adorably cute as always, as was her little friend & they both ended up climbing all over me, by the end of the meal (Kids love me) I had a Gorgonzola & sundried tomato, thin based pizza for lunch, plus a slice of chocolate, birthday cake, with a V&T, a white wine spritza & a cappuccino. 

After the meal ended we went our separate ways & I headed to the gym. I got changed out of my jeans & into my gym bottoms. I did 30 mins on the cycle (With pedals in front) on random, level 9, then 100 reps of Hip Abductor, on 45kg weight & 100 reps of Hip Adductor, on 45kg weight, then 5 mins on the Cross Trainer, on random, level 10. Then another 30 mins on the bike (With pedals under you) on Hill on level 9, followed by 50 reps of leg extensions on 30kg weight & 50 reps of leg curls on 30kg weight, followed by 5 mins on the stepper on random level 10. Then I just did a few of the other neck/back friendly machines & free weights. I was stood exercising, in front of the mirrored wall & I thought "Shit!! What are those lumps under my chest?" Then I burst out laughing, when I realised it was my ribs. It's been a while, since they'd been that pronounced, that I'd forgotten, what that looked like.

I got home just in time to see 'Millionaire Matchmaker' on ITV2 +1 I thought I'd be exhausted after no sleep, a big lunch & the gym, but no! Watched 'NCIS' 'Law & Order SVU' & 'CSI' I popped on Twitter & 'Tilney FC'  had won their Final match, 2-1 & thanked me for my support, which was sweet. After my big lunch, I wasn't really hungry enough for dinner, so instead, I just had a decaf coffee & a Curlywurly, then had an early night, at 12.45am (Calories consumed 1,735, 154cals UNDER today's target Good!!)

Thursday 4th April, I woke at 9am, I'd dreamt, that the ghost of my cat, Amy (Below) had crawled up my bed & settled down on my chest & I felt comforted by that. Then about being at some industry bash & a SA pal Raoul, said to a group of us to go on somewhere he knew, we went into this rather drab looking bar, then with a word to the landlord we were ushered through a door, to a massive fancy staircase, that lead to this amazing place some of the group had fallen behind in the group & a while later they were still not there I checked in the downstairs pub, nothing, I thought they either went elsewhere or came in pub area & didn't see us & went home, not knowing about upstairs. So I tried to call them..... but as always in my dreams my phone was playing up & wouldn't work. 

I got up and put the heating on as the flat was freezing & hopped into bed waiting for it to heat up & must of fallen asleep again. I dreamt that I was at some big event maybe the Royal Variety Performance, in a lovely ballgown. I'd been somewhere, maybe the ladies & went through a door & found myself in a very sunny garden, full of celebs in rows of chairs, facing one way I discovered there was an angled view point in the building wall & the celebs could see down onto the stage to watch the performance, while sat in the sun & one celeb (Can't recall who) pulled me down in a seat next to him/her. 

Then I was in a supermarket, buying loads of soap, Dove I think, as it was in white & navy boxes. Piers Morgan came in, wearing a navy suit & a large check, grey, gingham, shirt & staff were staring, saying they recognised him from somewhere? I said "Yes it's Piers Morgan" Piers turned round & loudly declared "Why is everyone staring at me" pompously, obviously loving it & I replied "They're admiring your shirt" sarcastically, as if it wasn't because, people knew who he was.

Woke & it was now 10.30am oops!! But I had gone 2 days, with no sleep again, yesterday! I had a lay down for 10mins under my sunbed with it on my back as coccyx is hurting & the heat helps. Then after a shower, I had a Summer Berry's Slim-Fast bar, plus a coffee for breakfast. My legs ached from yesterdays gym but I did 100 squats with my Swiss Ball, then did some household chores. I did another laundry wash & put it out to dry & then read the paper. The front cover, was about Man City footballer 'Carlos Tevez' being sentenced to do 250 hrs community service as a cleaner YAWN!! Vile, murdering, Derby, parents, the Philpott's, will be prime targets in Jail (Good!!) 

Palace paedo 'David Tracey' 48 has disgustingly escaped going to jail! Thanks to another useless judge, 'Judge Ian Graham'. The perverted Home Office, Official, Security Chief, went on the run for 3 days with the plans of Buckingham Palace, after cops found a huge stack of 90,000 of child abuse images, at his Essex home. He yesterday admitted downloading the 90,000 images & films, 100's of which were at the highest, most depraved, level!! He was sickeningly let off with a community order, he used a file sharing website, to view a mountain of images over a 5yr period. 1000's of images showed girls aged 9-11 said to be Eastern European. He has been sacked by the Home Office (I should bloody hope so!) 

My stars for Gemini say- 'As Saturn reverses through your career chart, a goal that seemed far-fetched could start to happen (All my goals are far fetched but they always happen in the end!) So get your ideas out there - the right person will be listening. The moon shines on far away places, and love could be crossing continents to find you. Luck will call at door 91' (Well that's not my door number... bugger!)

I put the dry laundry away then had a Chocolate & Peanut, Slim-Fast bar & a coffee then checked my Facebook, Hotmail & Twitter & answered a few messages including one from Tilney FC, which was sweet. Then I went to the gym & did the same work out as yesterday & on the way home bought myself a bottle of Roberto Cavalli (Below) as a treat (We all need to have a treat now & then) 

I watched 'RHOA' 'Millionaire Matchmaker' the female Millionaire was nuts & the male one blind to gold diggers. Then I watched a 'Home & Away' double bill. I did some exercises/dancing with a resistant band. Then later I watched 'Secret Eaters' one guy Paul had 16 roast potatoes on his piled high Carvery, eating 5,500cals in one day & was flummoxed, as to why he was a 16st lard bucket! (Unbelievable) 

Sexy Ch4 Doggers - Simples 

I had a slice of rye bread with peanut butter for tea, then watched 'Killers Behind Bars' on Ch5. Then I watched 'Dogging Tales' on Ch4 (Above) OMG that was the funniest thing I have seen all Year!!! I wish 'TV Burp' was still on I'd love to see how 'Harry Hill' would revue that!! I laughed so much I was horse..... Which ironically was about the only animal mask not on the show!!..... It was like a pornographic Wind In The Willows!! Honestly that show should win the 2013 Comedy Award. I then watched Ch5 +1 & 'Jodie Marsh: Bullied' followed by the film 'Ghost Rider' which was so shit, that after 15mins, I could bear no more & decided I'd go to bed instead. (Calories consumed 1,040, 393cals UNDER target Good)

Friday 5th April, I was still awake at 7.30am despite going to sleep at 12.30am (Insomnia is so frustrating, my mind is just too active. especially at night grrr) So I got up & got ready to meet my friend Anne for Zumba in Borehamwood, at 10.30am (I was moaning on Twitter yesterday how I miss dancing the night away & she suggested joining her today, which was an inspired idea) I packed my leotard & footless tights & got out my neon leg-warmer's (Well it is a 80's themed Zumba class) plus gym trousers & trainers. I did my make-up & wore my new leopard print shift dress, with black nylons & heels. I had a Slim-Fast Chocolate & peanut bar, with a coffee for breakfast. I received a signed copy of TV psychologist  'Jo Hemmings' NEW book, 'Sex Games' in the post today, for the charity raffle, at Charity event, in Walthemstow, next Saturday, when I am the Naughty Nurse, shot girl. I shoved a hairpiece in my bag, then pulled on my black, Primark, military, style coat & headed for the train station & got my ticket & got off at Borehamwood, where Anne was waiting in her car for me. 

We got to Zumba, and had a 1 hour class, which was great fun, then we had a coffee & catch up together, before she dropped me off at the gym. had a 3hr work out. I did 30 mins on the cycle (With pedals in front) on random, level 9, then 100 reps of Hip Abductor, on 45kg weight & 100 reps of Hip Adductor, on 45kg weight, then 15 mins on the Cross Trainer, on random, level 10. Then another 30 mins on the bike (With pedals under you) on Hill on level 9, followed by 50 reps of leg extensions on 30kg weight & 50 reps of leg curls on 30kg weight, followed by 5 mins on the rowing machine. 

Roary the trainer was flirty as usual (They will do anything to try & get hired as a personal trainer lol) Then I just did a few other neck/back friendly machines & free weights, I showered at the gym, dressed & put my hairpiece in & set off to meet the girls, for a long afternoon of chit chat, we had a real laugh, sharing lots of recent funny stories. We had some lunch & I had the house chunky veg soup, with some wholemeal bread. We chatted until the evening & then at 8.45pm I headed home. 

On the train, I got chatting with this cute, sloshed, trainee hairdresser, called Daisy, who insisted that I shared, some of the Pinot Grigio, she was swigging from a bottle, after her works opening do. I was now apparently her new best friend, despite to her shock, being the same age as her mum lol.... She said "I'm not being horrible.... but my mum looks 20yrs older than you!!" I'm sure her mum, would be delighted to hear that, lol. When she got off the train I read some of my newspaper, the front cover was about todays 'Grand National' plus those vile, murdering, parents, of the 6 kids that died in the arson house blaze, 'Mick & Mairead Philpott' He got life, with scant chance of parole & his vile wife & friend accomplice 'Paul Mosley' got 17yrs each. GOOD!! 

Page 3's Emily from Warrington, today is a stunner. This winters big freeze has apparently caused 5,000 more deaths than average, this year. There was a pic of pregnant, Kim Kardashian, looking massive, apparently she has gained 4st. My stars for Gemini said - 'You have ideas & now strict Saturn, gives you the focus to turn them into action at work & home (My business idea?) With generous Jupiter in your sign, you could fall in love fast with someone you notice as an audience applauds (Unlikely I don't fall in love easy!!) Fresh Ideas give love a sexy wake up call' (About time lol) I got in & now hungry, I fixed a smoked salmon & cream cheese bagel & a cappuccino, while unwinding, while watching a bit of 'Supercasino' then I tweeted Jo, thanks for the book & I crashed shattered at 1.45am, as I couldn't stay awake any longer (Calories consumed 1,402, 431cals UNDER target ace!!)

Saturday 6th April, I woke at 9am, I got up & got on the scales I have lost 1.5lb yay! I fixed a coffee plus grilled, rye bread & peanut butter, for breakfast. I had a wash, dressed in gym gear, did a few chores & tied back hair, then popped to the shop for the Sun newspaper. Then I came home & read the newspaper with 4Music on in the background. The Vile Philpott's were the front page news as usual. There were pictures of the slappers from 'The Valleys' at Lady's Day (There is some irony for you) at Aintree race course. Nothing new of interest, weekend papers are usually shit! My stars for Gemini said - 'A friend will inspire you to switch to a super healthy lifestyle (I'm practically there on my own) & turn wishful thinking to practical action, in every area of your life. As the Moon is in the top of your chart, love will be going from casual to committed (PML Yeah right!!! LMFAO!!) Single? The next Libra you meet could be the one! 

Reading over, it was time to go to the gym for another 3hrs (Gotta be on form for charity event naughty nurse Saturday) I did 30 mins on the cycle (With pedals in front) on random, level 9, then 100 reps of Hip Abductor, on 45kg weight & 100 reps of Hip Adductor, on 45kg weight, then 5 mins on the Cross Trainer, on random, level 10. Then another 30 mins on the bike (With pedals under you) on Hill on level 9, followed by 50 reps of leg extensions on 30kg weight & 50 reps of leg curls on 30kg weight & a few other neck/back friendly machines & free weights, then I headed home. I got in & had a mug of tomato soup & 4 salt & vinegar rice cakes. Chatted briefly on Twitter & watched 'Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway' followed by 'Taken' then I went to bed with my book (Calories Consumed 1,125, 783cals UNDER today's target Excellent)

Sunday 7th April, I woke at 10am & had a decent sleep for a change. I dreamt something about acting (As I often do) Something about travelling on a bus (As I often do) Plus being crushed up travelling in a well over packed car, headed somewhere. I had a wash & did a load of laundry & cleaning, then grilled two crumpets & had with Marmite, while bantering with the girls on Twitter. Then I got changed into my gym gear, tied my hair back & added wrist & ankle weights & headed to gym drinking a can of 'Relentless' energy drink. I also bought a Sunday Sun newspaper on the way. I got to the gym & had a 3hr work out. I did 30 mins on the cycle (With pedals in front) on random, level 9, then 100 reps of Hip Abductor, on 45kg weight & 100 reps of Hip Adductor, on 45kg weight, then 15 mins on the Cross Trainer, on random, level 10. 

Then another 30 mins on the bike (With pedals under you) on Hill on level 9, followed by 50 reps of leg extensions on 30kg weight & 50 reps of leg curls on 30kg weight, followed by 5 mins on the rowing machine. Then I just did a few other neck/back friendly machines & free weights, when I was on the Hip Adductor & Hip Abductor, I saw one of the trainers who often comes to chat with me, in the gym class, in next to nothing, along with a girl, they obviously both do body building competitions, as they were doing muscle poses looking themselves in the mirror, while one of the older male trainers from the gym, put them through their paces. 

I said to myself, at the end of 2012 that 2013 was going to be my year, the year I was selfish & put myself 1st, well my 4 part plan is in motion, part 1 is coming along, part 2 racing ahead & 3 plus 4 will come in time! I got home, from the gym, famished, so I grilled, two home made burgers, that I had in the fridge & sandwiched them with some mustard, between two slices of white 'Weight Watchers' bread, washed down with a bar of 'Bornville' & a coffee. Then I sent a few tweets & settled down & read the paper while listening to 4Music. The front cover is about how the vile dog owner of the dogs that killed teen Jade, has not apologised to her parents & has gone into hiding (F**king coward!) Cops said they could not charge the dogs owner under current laws (Well those laws need to be changed & sharpish!) There was a picture of pregnant Coleen Rooney, in a awful, vile, dress (Below) at the Grand National, yesterday, what a shapely frumpy number it was, what was she thinking? 

More on the 20yr, 46st 7lb, Lard Bucket, I have lost sympathy for 'Georgina Davis' who was fighting for her life in hospital last night (I said she'd not make it to 23) after a dangerous, skin infection, raced through her body (Well I hope her 'Friend' flatmate, is feeling bad about allowing her to continue eating crap!) Her step-dad has been told, it is really serious. He said "We have been told she may not make it!" From FAT, to BONES & uba bore 'Gwyneth Paltrow' has been boasting that she has "the ass of a 22yr old stripper" while promoting her diet book 'It's All Good' Yeah, shame it's situated where her face should be though! Yawn!!

A study of the 1,000 Richest People in Britain, has found that those born under the sign of 'Gemini' (My Sign) have the best chance of making a fortune (Tell me about it, a couple of my ex's had £Million businesses after me helping them & grafting for them for free to make it a success, that's why this year is all about ME!! Funny that now after I left one, after wasting 5yrs of my life with the knob, he lost it all & now is an employee of someone! Karma!) Gemini represent 1 in 10 of the UK's wealthiest, on the 'Sunday Times Rich List' Gemini's topped the horoscope league for the 3rd year running.  With 9.9% of the richest being Gemini, bottom was Scorpio 12th with 6.5%, The rest are as follows - 2nd Capricorn 9.6%,  3rd Aries 9.4%, 4th Taurus 8.9%, 5th Leo 8.6%, 6th Sagittarius 8.2%, 7th Cancer 8%, 8th Pisces 7.9%, 9th Libra 7.8%, 10th Aquarius 7.7% & 11th Virgo with 7.5%.

Talking of Gemini my stars today said - 'New friendships add glamour to your life, but it is unwise to neglect old pals - you need both! A project you care about will go all the way (Good) Pluto changes direction in your passion chart, which stirs unexpected attractions. Does friendship lead to fame?? 

At 8.30pm I had three slices, of white, Weight Watchers, bread, toasted, with peanut butter. Then it was time for 'Once Upon A Time' the start of season two, a bit slow, not sure what I make of it, a bit of an anti climax after an excited wait for it's return. Now wished I'd watched it on +1 and watched 'Millionaire Matchmaker' on 4Music 1st, it had a clip of the ONLY millionaire I liked on the show thus far, an Aquarian called Robin, he was my kind of crazy! Then it was time for 'Person Of Interest' which was excellent tonight. I then went into blog mode. Finally going to bed at 1.30am (Calories consumed 1,469, 587cals Under today's target Excellent!)

Birthdays, Anniversaries & Eurovision!

Monday 9th May, I fell asleep some time after 6am, and had a restless sleep, worried about Adam/CatFunt, after he said he was going to commit suicide in the wee hrs & had taken 32 pills last night (As a Med graduate, he would know the correct combination to take to do the job!) I hope he was lying & is just vanishing off of Twitter & was just metaphorically killing off CatFunt_ and going off it for a while, to re emerge as a new parody! I'd hate to think he has killed himself!!.... 

 
Whichever the truth is, I will miss his warped humour, plus he was always lovely to me! After a fitful restless sleep where CatFunt wandered through what fragmented dreams I had. I woke at 8am & had a hot shower, to try ease my very rigid, very painful shoulders, that are no doubt worse, due to a stressful, night tossing & turning, concerned re Adam/CatFunt. Also worry over my favourite aunt, who I still haven't been able to contact, since I first tried on her Birthday.

 Aunty Babs

I had a plain Oat So Simple & 2 Rice Cakes with Peanut Butter for breakfast, with a coffee then got dressed in my grey/white 3/4 gym trousers & a long navy spaghetti strapped vest top, over a shorter beige spaghetti strapped vest top, slipped on my TrimSoles & popped to the shop for a Sun paper. The mail had arrived & I had my 2nd bottle of Satura Pro to trial & also my DVD of 'Losing It' (The short independent film I'm in) from Angus, and a Orange watch from Orange a prize got by topping up my phone credit. 

Why, Orange You Shouldn't Have!!

I checked my Hotmail Inbox, My Facebook & Twitter messages @CatFuntInHiding has now also vanished, I'm hoping that means he was still alive to delete it, this morning & not that he has killed himself & as it had his talk of suicide on it, it's been taken down, by a friend or family? There seems to be very little mention of it among the friends/former friends of CatFunt, just a gloating tweet from some sicko called Karmax_xxxx




Karmax_xxxx

  

@SugarPinkLoz @number1joker_ @Theonlylexie @The_Evil_Barbie @kearsyjailed Ha! catfunts dead! all yous will get your dose of karma im sure.


Well I hope he/she can live with themselves, if Adam/CatFunt has committed suicide. She/he (@Karmax_xxxx) spouts about coward accounts, who hide behind faux faceless accounts, yet has a faceless account with a faux name themselves! Somewhat Hypocritical  wouldn't you say? I've no idea who they are, nor do I care really, but they spout about hating bully's & yet seem to be one themselves. The 1st time I even knew of their existence, was when I got a tweet from them! Saying 'Who are you? you need to lay off the fake tan & practice to pout properly' Which really made me laugh, I don't need to fake tan, I tan quickly in the sun & I have an overbite, so I look like I'm pouting even when I'm not lmao!! So who's the bully?? Yet again hypocritical!!!

Real Tan, No Need To Spray-tan

It's a lovely sunny day & I went for a 2hr run round the park, to try help get my old fitness & energy back. So I took my friend David's two Labrador's with me & I must be improving, as I actually tired them out today!! I popped into Wilkinson's afterwards to get their super cheap cleansing wipes & some Clearasil wipes, (The bloody menopause screws with your hormones & your skin) I have to sort it before filming, on Wednesday afternoon, in Milton Keynes. I got home around 2pm & it began to get overcast & I did a bit of gardening before it got too chilly. At 3pm I had lunch of a Jacket Potato, with cottage cheese & chives, a green salad & some fresh noodles, & read the paper, while watching the news. 

Cheryl Cole looked bloody awful on her 1st day on American Xfactor, the big bouffant hair I could almost forgive if it didn't make her look so much like a lollipop lady (huge head on a stick body) I could even forgive the 'in vogue' colour block, popping colours of coral, aqua & purple, but those purple trousers fit her terribly & were way too long, with the high platform shoes underneath (obviously to give her some height as she is short) So it looked like she'd either had her feet amputated, or she had grown hooves!

I did the washing up, plus put a wash in the machine & hoovered the flat, then I tried to call my aunt again, it rang & rang with no reply. I'm getting really worried about her! I went online on various job sites & applied for 30 jobs in Retail, though most are via recruitment agency's, you rarely hear back from those. I prefer to get through to company's directly, as they tend to call me in for an interview, with good results in general! 

I also applied for 6 auditions on StarNow, then I went in the back room, to sort through more stuff, to put on one side, to put on eBay. Then at 6.30pm I settled down to watch 'Home & Away' Then I fixed a kind of mixed platter for my tea, of 2 Rice Cakes, 3 wholemeal Krisprolls with Quark, 1 Rice Cake with Peanut Butter & two slices of Leedermer Cheese, spread with Peanut Butter & rolled, all washed down with a Diet Coke. I chatted for a bit on Twitter & Facebook, then I watched the brilliant 'Hotel Inspector' where the fabulous Alex Polizzi, had her work cut out, bringing David Maloney into the 21st Century.

Josie Gibson

Then I watched the NEW  'There's Something About Josie' A reality show, following the life of BB11 winner Josie Gibson. But much as I like the girl, I found the show a bore, which was a shame, maybe it will pick up. At 11pm I had a decaf coffee & a couple of squares of 80% Cocoa, Dark Chocolate by Asda (Just 30p for a big 100g bar) 

 The Made In Chelsea Cast

The Girls (Caggie Dunlop Centre)

The Guys (Spencer Left Of Centre)

I watched NEW show 'Made In Chelsea' a kind of posh TOWIE with brains (& a few token bimbo/himbo's) on E4+1, I know, I know one of the guys in it, called Spencer (above) from somewhere, but I can't place where? I know we have had a conversation together, hmmm maybe when I worked in Bond St, Knightsbridge or Kensington, or maybe in a Mayfair/Knightsbridge club, or perhaps at Polo?? His love interest Caggie Dunlop (above) is very pretty. Then at midnight, I watched the brilliant 'The Event' Then it was time for a bath & I finally went to bed at 1.30am (Calories consumed 1,911)


Tuesday 10th May,  I woke at 8am, to another lovely sunny day out so after I had a wash & did my make-up, I wore my khaki vest top & khaki, tiered, peasant skirt with sequins on & popped to the shop in my bronze flip flops. I bought the paper & some Diet Cokes, then I made a Golden Syrup Oat So Simple & had it with a coffee & 3 wholemeal Krisprolls, 2 spread with Quark & 1 with Peanut Butter. I went through my wardrobes some more, trying to find more stuff to eBay & added a few more items, the ones I couldn't decide whether to keep or not (In my mind if it's not a definite keep, or buy, it's a NO!)  

Then at 1.45pm I set off for my 2pm DHSS appointment, to find I have to go on one of those pointless New Deal courses. The one's I wrote about on one of my pages! Which are great for kids, who have either just left school, or unemployed & never had a job before in there life. But not for those of us that keep getting jobs, which then close down, due to high rents & the recession. I told him that I would not be able to do next Thursday, due to filming & he said that would be OK.


I got home & found I had a card in the mail, it was a Thank You card, from my Favourite Aunt, that I'd been trying to phone, thanking me for her Birthday Card & the funny Closer Magazine story pages, that I'd sent her. She said that she has been very ill with her cancer treatment & didn't think she would make it to her Birthday, on May 3rd. I can tell she's not good, as her handwriting that is normally clear, is hard to work out in parts. I tried calling my aunt & this time succeeded, and I said I was sorry to hear she was poorly & that I was filming, in Milton Keynes tomorrow (The 2nd Anniversary of mums death) & would she be up for a visit from me? 

Milton Keynes

She said she was sorry but she wasn't, and I could tell by her voice she wasn't good, not good at all, which is a worry! I said it was OK, I understood, she said the Cancer treatment was giving her the trots & it was taking it out of her, in more ways than one! Bloody Evil Cancer, it has taken 90% of my relatives on both sides.The day they find a cure will be a day to celebrate indeed!


I made a small jacket potato, with pineapple cottage cheese & a side salad, for lunch, washed down with a Decaf Diet Coke, then I read the paper. Kate McCann is all over the front page again, with the headlines 'I couldn't make love to Gerry' Really? That's funny as the policemen dealing with case, told a reliable source, she had no problem flirting heavily with them! Anyhow how will that info help find Maddie if she is still alive? (which I doubt!!) I really don't need to hear about her sex life, or lack of it, it's just more of her attention grabbing sensationalism! 

There are 100's of family's out there missing children, & the majority of those were not as Blase as the McCann's, as to leave their young children unattended & go out to dinner! Yet you don't see them parading their lack of sex drive, in the aftermath, to the papers, or touting their story round all the TV stations, year after year (What makes the McCanne's story the more newsworthy, than the other distraught parents, to the media??) Meanwhile poor Kelly Brook has lost her baby girl, by miscarriage at 5months.

Kelly Brook

Then there is the story of how a Twitter user, has blown the super-injunctions protecting the sleazy secrets of 5 celebs by revealing their 'Alleged' identities. I looked at the twitter page, when it was 1st posted & it confirmed all the ones I knew about, from a reliable source, 2 of which (Including Ryan Giggs being the footballer who slept with Imogen & the Actor who went with Rooney's Hooker) had also been confirmed to me by a 2nd reliable source too!!.... Though there was a 6th one on there, which was wrong, Re Jeremy Clarkson. It makes me laugh, all that money the 5 spent on Super-injunctions & someone just tells it all on Twitter & they won't be getting a refund from their lawyers!!


Some sick bastard in Gloucestershire abducted & raped a cat, Daisy the Tabby was dumped alive outside an animal shelter, she had a fractured skull, broken teeth, & a dislocated tail, tests revealed she had suffered sexual abuse. Poor little mite Daisy had gone missing from her home the day before being found at the shelter. What kind of sicko does that to an innocent cat??


I did a bunch of boring housework chores then watched 'Home & Away' then at 7.30pm I made dinner of a Quorn Burger with spicy potato wedges & 2 Krisprolls, washed down with a Diet Coke (decaf) I did the washing up & put a wash in the machine & took off the dry laundry from the radiators, as I watched 'Supersize V Superskinny' on the kitchen TV. 

 The Apprentice 2011

Then it was time for the 1st of this years 'The Apprentice' which was the 1st of a double bill this week, the 2nd being shown tomorrow! What a bunch of oddballs, especially the sleazy spiv looking one Vincent Disneur, who seems to be under the impression that, he is attractive & gods gift to women, YUCK!! (If he's Gods Gift, do you think God would mind if I took it back & exchanged it for something else??) 

 Hold On To Yor Knickers Girls!!

It's Apprentice Hunk, Vincent Disneur

Then I watched 'The Apprentice: Your Fired' followed by 'The Ricky Gervais Show' At 10.45pm I was relieved to get a message in my inbox form Adam/CatFunt saying 'its me cat. at ladywell unit. liver damage but still ok. quiting twiter medskool the lot. ignore that new RIP funt account not me. its a trick' adding 'sorry to put u thru everything but clearing my name and i genuinely went mad. at ladywell now until better, im so sorry for everything. under section and need help with liver. found by one of my best mates and taken to hosp. leaving twitter forever. too much to cope with. simple life from now on. sorry for upsetting you. hope the laughs i gave you make up for it!'  Well I will miss his sarcastic humour but at least he didn't end up dead, so then it was a night of 'CSI' while I tried to get my blogs up to date, before going to bed at 1am with a decaf coffee & a few squares of dark chocolate to help me sleep (Calories consumed 1,562)

Wed 11th May (2yr Anniversary Of Mum's Death)  I didn't fall asleep until after 4am & then woke when my alarm went off at 6am. I don't recall dreaming. I ran a bath & made myself a Golden Syrup Oat So Simple & mug of Green Tea, with lemon juice in it. I had my breakfast. I had my bath, using my South African '!ke' bath soak, that my friend got me & my matching body lotion after. Then I washed my hair & wrapped it in a hair towel turban. I did my make-up & dried my hair & changed into my jeggings, a white square necked, cheesecloth smock top with puffed 3/4 sleeves. My Oasis beige faux gilet, & my knee length black boots. I popped to the shop & got a the paper, a couple of Diet Cokes & a packet of crisps to take with me to Milton Keynes, then made myself a cheese ploughman's sandwich & put it in a freezer bag & then in a paper bag, in my tote, along with a foldaway umbrella, as it looked pretty overcast today, unlike the lovely weather of yesterday.

I set off at 8.40am & walked through town & down Hollywell Hill to the Abbey Station & got there at 9am, having 22mins to wait for the train. Despite me being in the waiting shelter, it was pretty chilly with the wind blowing in one end of the shelter & out the other. Rather like it did 2yrs ago in the QE2's A&E, due to an open door, when mum was laid up. She was complaining of being cold (I don't blame her, I was frozen in there myself due to that door & I wasn't ill) & she was in just her nightdress & a thin blanket, in the end I had to make them get her a heated blanket! (I can't believe it's 2yrs it feels like only yesterday, I recall every moment in agonising detail!) The train arrived & I paid the conductor £16.70 for my return ticket to Milton Keynes. (NOT the £45 the rip-off Silverlink train information guy tried to sell to me! See my page on Silverlink Trains Information) Then I settled down & read the paper.

Surprise surprise the McCann's are on the front page again!! This time sexualising her missing Maddie more than any padded Primark Bikini ever could. Saying the pretty peach (looks pink to me) top she was wearing, could be what lead to her kidnap (No you leaving her unattended to go for dinner is what lead to it.... if she was kidnapped!!.... anyway surely it would be snatched, not kidnapped, as kidnap would come with a ransom note!) She added "She looked lovely, I was following her with my eyes, I wonder now if someone else was doing the same!" That's almost like saying a pretty child is asking for it!


Osma Bin Laden's son Hamza 20 is believed to be on the run & may be plotting revenge for his dads death. He had been thought to have been eliminated in the Pakistan compound raid, but it turned out it was his brother Khalid 22. The train stopped at Watford, then I had to go from platform 11 to platform 6, to wait for the Cheshire train, stopping at Milton Keynes. So cold & with time to kill I got a warming cappuccino from a kiosk. Then I caught the Cheshire train which stopped off at Leyton Buzzard, where my sister & her husband Erdal live, but they are in their home in Cesme Turkey at the moment, no doubt for their Anniversary & Erdal's Birthday. 

I got a bus to the 2 Mile Ash part, of Milton Keynes, I was only one of two female passengers on the bus, the driver who was attractive & looked Middle Eastern, was flirting heavily & as I got off the bus, he said his shift finished in 1hr & pointed to a cafe, saying he would be in there having a coffee, and asked if I cared to join him in 1hr, I said 'Thanks but I'm going to be busy!'  He then asked me for my phone number, and I said 'I'm flattered, but my boyfriend wouldn't like it!'


I managed to get directions to the address, via a primary school & arrived at the house bang on time, at 11.30am and chatted to the people involved, as they were running late, which is the norm in this game. I filled out a release form & was told to invoice them for my expenses. There was an actor already there also to give a honest appraisal of the product. He was called David Lyddon, who it turned out was doing the same episode of Midsomer Murders as Ian & I, & also knows Jason Cooke, small world. He was also on Ray Knights books, which I have been trying to get on for years (Everyone wants to be on their books & there is only a few new places given out a year) David said he'd put a word in for me. 

He got called to do his bit & I chilled with one of my Diet Cokes, as no coffee's or any other refreshments seemed to be on offer. Eventually it was my turn and the Kertaine, was sprinkled into my hair (It's made from Keratin which hair & nails are made of) the granules cling to hair fibres & form kind of hair like filaments, like the bits in lengthening mascara. I was told you go a shade darker than your natural hair colour, so mine would normally be light brown. They were awaiting more bottles of it with the fixing solution, but it hadn't yet arrived, the fixing product makes it water resistant, for when it rains or you go swimming & so it stays in your hair until you wash it out.


The product is for people with fine or thinning hair (But not for bald as it needs hair to grip to) It's ideal for my baby fine hair, that is thinning around the scar areas where I have had 15 stitches, 5 stitches, 3 stitches & 2 stitches, due to accidents/car crashes over the years! Due to the delivery not turning up, they had no light brown. So they sprinkled in a mix of brown & blonde Kertaine, the difference was amazing, my hair looked really thick & full. 

I then had to talk to camera, about how I already had fine hair, but a bout of several illnesses, stress & upset over my Mums death etc made it worse, along with scared areas on my head. Then I said how impressed I was with the results of using Kertaine. The crew were really pleased with me & said I looked really good on camera & had a great smile and was a natural for infomercials. I was finished around 3pm & famished. I left the house & headed for the bus stop in the rain & was glad I'd brought my foldaway umbrella in my bag. I sat waiting for the bus at the bus stop shelter & ate my packed lunch, as my stomach was growling.

I got back to St Albans Abbey Station & walked up Hollywell Hill into Town & then walked for 45mins, down London Road to Mum & Dads grave. I stood there talking to them for a while & crying, before eventually making the 45min trip back, with a heavy heart. I don't think it will be long before we lose Auntie Babs (below) too, which is just awful, she really sounded bad on the phone yesterday, it just wasn't like her at all. 

I got in around 7pm shattered after a long day with only 2hrs sleep tops! Starving yet again, so I made some fresh egg noodles with tuna for dinner, washed down with a Diet Coke & a few squares of dark chocolate for dessert. I put away yesterdays laundry that had dried, then added David on Facebook & then checked Twitter & Facebook messages, plus my hotmail, where I had a few replies from the auditions I replied to (Sadly nothing from the retail management jobs applied for though)

At 9pm I settled down to watch the 2nd 'The Apprentice' of the week they had to design a new mobile phone App. Both teams came up with dire ideas (Are these REALLY Britain's great young business brains?) The boys was a stupid British Dialect's App which I felt had limited, to no appeal, outside the UK. The women's was just a load of annoying noises, with no rhyme nor reason. The fact that anyone downloaded their piles of cack means, that there are a lot of teens with money but no brains out there. The women's rubbish App somehow won. I watched 'The Apprentice: Your Fired' then did the washing up. Then I watched 'Desperate Housewives' on Ch4 +1 then at midnight I fell into bed shattered (Calories Consumed 1,964)

Thursday 12th May,  I woke at 9am, to another lovely sunny day like Tuesday. I had a wash & put my hair up in a topknot & put on my white Brodrais Anglais skirt, my light grey vest top with diamanté trim, slipped on my TrimSoles & popped to the shop to get a paper. I got back in & made Golden Syrup Oat So Simple, then sat out in the sun with a Diet Coke & read the paper. Yet again, the McCann's are on the front cover, with a letter to David Cameron MP, to open up the Maddie files. How much more publicity can they get & what New Evidence can be found now, that's not already been gathered??  There was also a bit about how Corries Betty Driver 90 is in hospital, suffering with pneumonia. Oh that's not good, at her age, she could die!


The actor who slept with Rooney's hooker & then took out a super-injunction has told his wife (Like Giggs has told his) I guess he had no choice, seeing that most, like me, already knew who he was, or learnt via twitter. If he didn't tell her, no doubt someone else would.

The Ugly Beige Philip Treacy hat, Princess Beatrice, wore to the Royal Wedding, is to be auctioned eBay for the UNICEF charity & Children In Crisis. Talking of ugly there's news that Bin Laden kept a hand written journal filled with planning, ideas & details of operations. It was seized in the raid that killed him, along with 5 computers & 100 flash memory drives. Meanwhile terror chiefs plan to adopt Bin Laden's 9 kids (To keep on brain washing them!) While training them to be jihad warriors & also care for his 3 widows (Yeah right like they care for women!!) No doubt by making sure the women have comfy fitting, suicide bomb jackets!


A Slag, Paedo, Woman Samantha Armstrong 21, had sex with 5 schoolboys, in full view of passing trains, (Outraged passengers called the police) 3 of the boys aged 15-16 were questioned by police but 2 fled. Dope-head Samantha approached them in the street & asked "Do you want to have sex with me?"  Which they did behind a building, by Abbey Wood railway, South London. Where she had sex with each of them. The shameless slag giggled in court as she was charged with outraging public decency (how about being charged with paedophilia for those she slept with under 16??) 

I did a bit of weeding in the garden & then headed indoors to make lunch, I had some tuna with noodles & some celery sticks with some houmous. While watching 'The Real Housewives Of Orange County' then I took my laptop out to the sunny courtyard & sat doing job searches & job applications, while enjoying the sun, until 6.30pm then I went in to watch 'Home & Away' Then fixed some spicy potato wedges & melted some Leedamer cheese on top. 

At 7.50pm I set off round Jennies, getting there at 8pm. She asked if I got my invite to Edgar's Birthday drinks, in The Farriers Arms next Saturday? I said I had (I have the 'Hidden Potential' auditions that Saturday, but that's in the morning) She said she'd seen *Jeff and he'd been asking after me (I met him at Edgar's Birthday last year) & he'd be there next Saturday. Well that will be interesting last time I saw him it was just after my Birthday. We watched 'Peter Andre: The Next Chapter' 'Katie' & 'Celebrity Juice' (It was a sophisticated TV evening lol) Then I set off home around midnight when Edgar got back from the darts, happy as his team had won. I got home & crashed straight out in bed (Calories consumed 1,707)

Friday 13th May (Unlucky For Some??)  I woke at 8am to a lovely warm day, I don't recall any dreams. I had a wash, did my hair & make-up, wore a white linen skirt & electric blue halter-neck top, plus my electric blue thong sandals. I made myself a plain Oat So Simple for breakfast, then I headed off for my 10.30am doctors appointment. He said my white & red blood cells, showed they were gradually increasing, from last weeks blood test results. Which is good news. I told him that the pain killers, that he gave me, were not strong enough, I was still suffering pain. So he gave me a three times bigger dosage, & said to take 1 three times a day building up to 3 three times a day & said to book in to see him in around 4 weeks.

I then went into the Malting's & got a set of passport photos done & took them to the DHSS to get my New Deal, reduced travel, pass which lasts until Mid August, ready for when I start the course on Monday. I went home, buying a newspaper on the way, and got a Diet Coke out of the fridge, and put a garden chair out in my courtyard & read the paper & front cover is!!.......... David Cameron 'I've reopened Maddie files' .... FFS what the McCann's want, the McCann's get..... mainly publicity!! Also news Bin Laden, was shot in his underpants (Thanks for putting that unattractive image in my head!) Meanwhile his diary's revealed he was planning a LA atrocity to eclipse 9/11, with attacks on aircraft & trains, not any huge surprises there.

A world famous celeb is being sued for £12Million, for knowingly giving a sexual partner herpes. He even taped the drug-fuelled, unprotected, romp, in his Las Vegas Penthouse, after insisting he had no STD's nor injected drugs. Legal papers filed in LA, do not name the star, but he is said to be worth over £60Million.

At 2pm I put some salted popcorn in the microwave & brought my laptop out into the sunny courtyard & I did a load of job/audition  searches/applications, while munching on the popcorn & knocking back another decaf Diet Coke. I was doing that when I got a call from 'Odd One In' The girl said they had some bad news. The British Arm Wrestling Champion' (Who I & the two other guys were going to pretend to be) has pulled out, so there's no line up!!! Oh bloody hell, the curse of Friday the 13th!!  Great that stupid bitch pulling out has just cost me £100, that I really needed!! The girl said they were going to do their best to find me another day, as I was one of their favourites & she would email me with some new dates & things to pretend to be, when she knew any dates or themes!

 Pam Anne

Ian downloaded videos from when we saw Pam Anne at The 3 Brewers. When I was her backing dancer & I motor-boated her, on his Facebook, which made me laugh. But what I'm really waiting for is the video of me singing 'Hey Big Spender' on Dave Lynn's stage at The 3 Brewers. Then I can then upload it on StarNow. 

I got the email through, from the girl at 'Odd One In' she wants to know if I am available on Monday 23rd, Wed 25th or Thursday 26th? I can't do Thursday, as I'm Doing Midsomer Murders, the JML Gym Equipment guy, sadly never got back to me (I really wanted to try that out, it looked good!) So I guess I am not doing the infomercial for it on Wednesday!! So I could do Wednesday, Monday I'm meant to start the New Deal Course, but I could do that & postpone the course a week or two! So I emailed her back saying, I can't do the 26th, but I can do the 25th & possibly the 23rd, thanks hun x.


I went indoors at 6.30pm & watched 'Home & Away' then I did the washing up & mopped the kitchen & bathroom floor. I put some potato wedges in the oven, and sprinkled them with spices. Watched EastEnders, I took the wedges out of the oven & had them with a side salad. I had some Total yoghurt with some fresh mandarin segments for dessert. 

I kept getting Messages, on StarNow from a Bollywood film crew asking if me if I could be an extra for their film? as they urgently needed people! They've told the location in Essex, the time of day, the pay & to bring winter clothes & a suitcase, but NOT what day/date & when I asked them, they just sent me the same info, that I had before & still no day & date!! I watched 'The Million Pound Drop' then the Brilliant Lady Gaga on 'The Graham Norton Show' where she was rather funny, then I watched 'Ricky Gervais' finally retiring to bed with a decaf coffee (Calories consumed 1,500)

Saturday 14th May (Eurovision)  I woke at 9am, I know I dreamt & it was about an ex Angelo, but that's all I recall, washed & washed my hair, did my make-up, dried my hair, wore my jeggings with knee high black boots & my electric blue Jane Norman, jersey blouse, then popped to the shop for my newspaper, cutting out the Lego voucher for Xavier later. I made a breakfast of plain Oat So Simple, with a coffee. I checked the online messages, finally I got the day of shoot, from the Bollywood people. But alas it is 2pm today, into the wee hrs & I have plans with Candie & Nat for Eurovision. 

My Jane Norman Blouse

I put my dry laundry away & packed my bag with things for my overnight stay at Candies. Then I pottered round the house doing some chores & then at 1pm I had a cheese roll, with some Branston Mini Cheddars & a Diet Coke for lunch. Then at 1.45pm I set off for the 84 bus & put my laptop in my bag, along with the newspaper. I caught the 2.15pm bus to Barnet, which only cost £1.90 with my pass. Result!!


I read my paper, once I was settled on the bus & for once the front page wasn't the bloody McCann's, it was about the poor British woman, which that maniac decapitated, in Tenerife. He then ran through the streets, showing off her severed head saying "I am the prophet of God & this is my Treasure" He was released from a mental hospital, only 3 months ago. The victim a 60yr old shop worker was chosen at random. He chopped at the poor woman 14 times, before her head came off!! Makes you shudder!!!


Also on the front page is the fact that XXX porn video's were found in Bin Laden's Pakistan compound. Making him a hypocrite like all Terrorist Chiefs, if he watched them. Meanwhile his henchmen killed 80 in Pakistan, via 2 suicide bombers, to avenge Bin Laden's death. The porn films may contain hidden/encrypted information. As a video-editing kit was also found in the lair. His mistress Kola Boof (Is that a real name?) said he was obsessed with Whitney Houston & porn that stared women that looked like her! It emerged he planned attacks on Big Ben, The Eiffel Tower, NY & LA. Journals detailed his dream to create a body count of thousands, by targeting trains & planes on significant dates, such as 9/11.

There was also pictures of Cheryl Cole, in a white dress, with bloody awful, over sized, gold pears, at the waist, while at the Cannes film festival. When will that girl get a bloody decent stylist?? Eventually I got to Barnet Church around 3pm & Candie & the kids picked me up shortly after. Candie said that I looked like I'd lost weight, I laughed & said 'I wish, I have put it on not lost it!!' We got back to Candies & she made us a coffee, again she turned to me & said 'Are you sure you have gained weight? You look very slim, your tummy is very flat & there are no bulges!' I replied 'Thanks, I'm  definitely bigger, although my tummy is the last place I gain weigh, must just be what I'm wearing making me look slimmer than I am!'  We chatted for a bit & she asked If I'd seen the pictures in the paper, of Cheryl Cole's, white dress in Cannes? I said 'Yes bloody Awful'  She replied 'She needs a stylist, the dress is nice enough, except for those bloody awful gold pear things, at the waist, which are too big & heavy for it' I laughed & said 'That's exactly what I thought!' Shortly after that, the boys baby sitter turned up & Candie & I drove to Nat & Terry's. Stopping off for a bottle of Martini en route. 

We were greeted by the boys, Nat was looking even slimmer if possible, and as always they put on an impressive spread, with vegetable kebabs, potato wedges, an array of home made dips, Crisps, Doritos's, pretzels, pringles, olives, salad & cheeses etc. Candie & I had some Martini's & lemonade's, but Candie only had two weak ones, as she was driving. 

Then at 8pm all eyes were on the TV on BBC1 & Eurovision. The country's performed in the order below (Also listed are the titles, languages sung in & where they came) This Year, was the 1st year, that I didn't like the entry's from Greece, Turkey & Cyprus & it was the 1st time in ages Turkey & Cyprus never made it past the semi's! I Actually like Jedwards, Lipstick entry, I also liked Sweden's, Popular. Denmark's New Tomorrow, Hungary's What About My Dreams & even Moldavia's wacky song with Gnome like outfits.

 1, Finland - Paradise Oskar - Da Da Dam - (Sung in English) - Came 21st with 57 points


 2, Bosnia & Herzegovina - Dino Merlin - Love In Rewind - (Sung in English & Bosnian) Came 6th with 125 points

 3, Denmark - A Friend In London - New Tomorrow - (Sung in English) - Came 5th with 134 points


 4, Lithuania - Evelina Sasenko - It's My Life - (Sung in English) - Came 19th with 63 points

 5, Hungary - Kati Wolf - What About My Dreams? - (Sung in English & Hungarian) - Came 7th with 72 points

 6, Ireland - Jedward - Lipstick - (Sung in English) - Came 8th with 119 points


 7, Sweden - Eric Saade - Popular - (Sung in English) - Came 3rd with 185 points


 8, Estonia - Getter Jaani - Rockefella Street - (Sung in English) - Came 24th with 44 points


 9, Greece - Loukas G & Sterio Mike - Watch My Dance - (Sung in English) - Came 7th with 120 points


10, Russia - Alexey Vorobyov - Get You - (Sung in Russian & English) - Came 16th with 77 points


11, France - Amaury Vassili - Dream - (Sung in Corsican) - Came 15th with 82 points


12, Italy - Raphael Gualazzi - Madness Of Love - (Sung in English & Italian) - came 2nd with 189 points


13, Swizerland - Anna Rossinelli - In Love For A While - (Sung in English) - Came 25th with 19 points


14, United Kingdom - Blue - I Can - (Sung in English) - Came 11th with 100 points


15, Moldova - Zdob si Zdub - So Lucky - (Sung in English) - Came 12th with 97 points


16, Germany - Lena - Taken By a Stranger - (Sung in English) - Came 10th with 107 points


17, Romania - Hotel FM - Change - (Sung in English) - Came 17th with 77 points


18, Austria - Nadine Beiler - The Secret Is Love - (Sung in English) - Came 18th with 64 points

19, Azerbaijan - Ell & Nikki - Running Scared - (Sung in English) - Came 1st with 221 points


20, Slovenia - Maja Keuc - No One - (Sung in Engliah) - Came 13th with 96 points

21, Iceland - Sjonni's Friends - Coming Home - (Sung in English) - Came 20th with 61 points


22, Spain - Lucia Perez - They Can't Take Away The Fun From Me - (sung in Spanish) Came 23rd with 50 points

23, Ukraine - Mika Newton - Angel - (Sung in English) - Came 4th with 159 points


24, Serbia - Nina - Magical - (Sung in Serbian) - Came 14th with 85 points


25, Georgia - Eldrine - One More Day - (Sung in English) - Came 9th with 110 points


Denmark were very funny, when some country (Sweden I think) gave them 12 points, the singer looked into the camera (& I'm guessing somewhat pissed) yelled 'I Wanna Fuck You!!!' We all cracked up, Graham Norton never commented on it, so I don't know if he missed it, or just hoped we had? The winning song wasn't bad, but it wasn't the best but Jedward did well coming 6th & Blue coming 11th made a change from us coming last (Though I bet being beaten by Jedward smarts!!) Candie & I left The boys around midnight & went back to hers & I watched the repeat of 'Britain's Got Talent' that we missed tonight on ITV2 before crashing out in the spare room (Calories consumed approx 2,167)


Sunday 15th May I got up around 9ish, and had a coffee with Candie & the kids, while Costa popped to the Greek Cafe for the traditional Constantino Sunday breakfast. Which is a Haloumi salad roll for Candie & I something more meaty for Costa. Costa went off to play tennis & Candie, the kids & I went for a walk into town to get today's NOTW free Lego gift from WH Smiths, but then Xavier decided to play up/show off, so that was cut short, until Xavier had apologised. 

Once he did, we went to Aldenham Country Park, Borehamwood, to do the 'Poo Bear Walk' & also see the animals in the petting zoo. I'm glad I brought my denim jacket with me Saturday, as the weather is much colder & threatening to rain, much as he'd not like to admit it, Xavier quite enjoyed the trip out. The kids had something to eat, Candie had a cheese & Onion Pasty & I tried the new Magnum ice cream.  

We left there around 3pm & Candie dropped me at Elstree Borehamwood train station & I got a £2 train home. Bought a NOTW paper from the local shop. Today is Erdal's Birthday & his Wedding Anniversary, with my sister, so I left him a message on his Facebook wall, for them both, I'm sure they are having better weather in Turkey than we are today! Hopefully they will get their cards from me when they are back (I didn't know they were off to Turkey until I saw it on Erdal's Facebook wall that they were there.

 Cesme Harbour & Castle

 Julie & Erdal's Wedding Cesme Harbour

I read the NOTW paper, the front page says Dannii Minogue is out of Xfactor, which is a shame as she was the most honest & hands on judge! She said Xfactor bosses gave her no choice, as they'd set dates for filming, that she couldn't make, due to her commitments on Austria's Xfactor. I made myself a tea of 6 celery sticks filled with chive cottage cheese & some salted microwave popcorn. Then I checked my Hotmail, Twitter & Facebook messages.

I did a bit of blogging then put a load of laundry in the machine & watched 'Come Dine With Me' followed by 'The Hotel' boy are those staff inept! What a depressing place to work, that manager really doesn't do anything to make it an enjoyable work experience for the staff, or himself. I spent the rest of the evening doing household chores & catching up with unread magazines. Finally going to bed with a decaf coffee at midnight (Calories consumed 1,482)