The Week Before, The Week After!!

Monday 17th Jan, By 7.30am I still hadn't fallen asleep, so I thought I might as well get up!! Wore my black studded leggings, my black Petit Bateau, scoop neck top & silver cardigan. Put my hair up in a bun & popped to the shop for a paper. Perused the paper while having Alpen & a coffee (with caffeine) for breakfast. Apparently Jordan has returned home, for a final showdown with Alex Reid. Telling him to pack his bags, after he sold a pic of him wrestling at the gym, with her son Junior, when he knows she has been slowly withdrawing her kids from the limelight.

There was a really cute story of a Bearded Collie dog, called Mabel, who suffers from Narcolepsy, when she gets excited by things, such as the postman delivering, or playing with pals, she collapses asleep for a few mins, which confuses her when she wakes to find them gone!! awe bless a video of her is below....

 Narcoleptic Dog Mabel

Travelodge has enraged murder victim's family's, because it has employed 3 female killers, in the same Travelodge hotel, in a bid to rehabilitate them (I wonder if they do, murder mystery weekend bookings??) One on reception, and two room cleaners.


More proof that The Lunatics have taken over The Immigration Asylum, Shadrick Heslop, 21 the brutal leader of a street gang, which left a boy fighting for his life, has escaped deportation (WTF!!!!!!) because the (out of touch) immigration judges agreed it would breach HIS human rights! The scum set his ferocious pit-bull dog on a rival in a school playground, another lad intervened & was stabbed 6 times, suffering a punctured lung. He was sentenced to 2 years (in itself no where near long enough) & was ordered to be deported back to Jamaica, he appealed & was released last month, after they agreed he had a right to live in Britain with his parents (F**k right off, he lost any rights when he became vicious criminal scum!!) If he wants to be with his parents they should deport them too!! Then parents of scum like him might start thinking twice about how they bring up their feral scum kids!!


Talking of feral scum, nothing about the vile Crossbow Cannibal lately, which sadly means he is still alive, so one can only assume, he has stopped his hunger strike!! or they have force fed him ...... Bugger!!!

Did some housework chores laundry/washing-up/hoovering/dusting while listening to the saddo's on Jeremy Kyle & then This Morning. Then at 1pm I popped out to job centre & printed off some jobs to send off CV's to, then went to pay my Decembers rent (still trying to keep out with outgoings, when nothings coming in!!) at my letting agents & complain, yet again that my bath taps had not been sorted yet!! (cold tap wont turn on, hot tap once turned on, takes 20mins to turn off!!) meaning some times the bath can come close to over flowing & its too hot to get in until, it's stood for a hr or so, very annoying!! 


Cold & rainy out, it had been howling with wind outside all night! Went for a two hour walk round the park, in the misty rain, to try wear myself out, to aid sleep tonight, I hate my insomnia!! & it seems to be getting worse the older I get! Today is supposedly Blue Monday (the most depressing day of the year, can't say it feels any worse than any other, personally) but below is a Link to The Merengue Dog, that would cheer anyone up Blue Monday, or no Blue Monday!!

The Dancing Merengue Dog!!

Bumped into my friend John, with his dog in the park & we had a coffee & a catch up chat. Got home Ironed some dry laundry & put it away in relevant draws/wardrobes. Had 4 Krisprolls with Peanut Butter & a pack of Wotsits & a diet coke. Went through some more bags from back room  was disappointed to discover there wasn't a new 'Celebrity 5 Go To'..... with a new set of Celebs & new location on Ch4 at 5pm but there was a new 'Come Dine With Me' with a rather repulsive Italian hairdresser Marcello, who seemed to think he was the bomb!! The word Arsehole springs to mind!!

With Johns Doggies

Watched Home & Away (best soap on TV) Had another 4 Krisprolls with Peanut Butter & a pack of Wotsists, as I didn't feel hungry enough for a meal! 

Watched the Soaps, then 'The Biggest loser' followed by 'Tool Academy' those guys really are A1 Arseholes!! Temper Tantrum Jake kicked off, when lie detectors were introduced, not only aggressive with crew, but also towards his partner Bita. I hope that girl gets some courage & dumps him, before she is a battered partner, I also hope her parents see this & make her leave him!! Thankfully Toni has gone from trusting her bit of scum Liam 100% to not fully trusting him! Hurrah!! The one nicknamed Twinkle Toes left this week, as his only crime was having female friends (big deal!!) Then watched Chatty Man his bit with Jonathan Ross was funny. 

Jonathan Ross

There was a lot of hoo-harr in the USA over Ricky Gervais hosting of  The Golden Globes, Americans really can't laugh at themselves. 'If Charlie Sheen, was actually offended by Ricky Gervais' joke, at the Golden Globes, he really needs to get off his high whores!!'  I then watched Comics Choice: Lee Mack, I love Lee Mack, I find him very funny. Then after over 40hrs with no sleep I settled down to sleep at 1.10am (Calories Consumed 1,423)


Tuesday 18th Jan, I must of fallen asleep some time after 3am (early for me) after over 40hrs with no sleep again. Just as well I'm not one of those people, who has any interest in getting into drugs, especially speed, or I'd never sleep, I have a hard enough time as it is, even without any caffeine in my life!! I know I dreamt but can't recall details, but think it was to do with acting! I had 2 Krisprolls with Peanut butter for breakfast & some coffee to wash down some pain killers for my neck, shoulders & back. Pulled on silver grey Juicy Couture tracksuit & my TrimSoles & popped out to the shop for my Sun newspaper.

Read the newspaper, apparently Alex Reid has told he wants £2Million off Jordan to leave their marital home. Even with The Sun's £50,000 reward, still no evidence has come forward, to help solve Jo's murder, the week before Christmas. So the front page is her parents, brother & boyfriend appealing for anybody who suspects someone of being responsible, to come forward. They must be in such inner torment, poor things. 

Shrien Dewani the Indian groom, accused of murdering his bride on Honeymoon in South Africa, has said he MAY agree to face trial there, if his demands of bail during trial & any subsequent appeal are met. Meanwhile the funeral of Bride Michaela McAreavey, who was murdered by thieving hotel workers, while on Honeymoon in Mauritius, was held yesterday. 

Happiness Cut Short

Finished the paper, then did a load of job searches & applied to over 30 online (no one could say I'm not trying to get work, I apply to over 100 jobs & 20 auditions a week!!) I took even more painkillers & put a heat pack on my neck (roll on Feb 8th when I get some more acupuncture) Had Lunch at 2pm watching 'May The Best House Win' a Edam & veggie bacon, wholemeal sandwich, with a Diet Coke. Then sorted out more bags of stuff from the back room!!

Sorted even more bags while watching 'Come Dine With Me' & 'Home & Away' later my agency contacted me to see if I'm free, to do a photo shoot for British Vogue on 1-3rd of Feb? Location to be confirmed!! You bet I am, I have been reading Vogue Magazine since I was 8yrs old! Now I just have to wait to see if I'm selected!! Fingers Crossed. I messaged Annabelle's wigs as I sent back Andreanna wig over a week ago, to exchange for the Dolly wig but Dolly has not turned up yet! Took more painkillers & re heated a pad for my neck as its very painful & stiffer than a Sex Addict that's taken a Viagra Overdose today!

Stopped sorting for the day, as the pain in my neck, shoulders & arms was too great! It was so bad I felt like crying. Watched EastEnders Then 'Snog, Marry, Avoid' & 'Hotter Than My Daughter' The makeovers in both were pretty dire! Then my fave Car Crash TV Show 'Big Fat Gypsy Wedding' was back, with another bad taste fest of weddings, LOVELY!! 

I loved the show last year & I was gutted it was only one show. So I'm delighted there is now 5 weeks of it! I also know that I shouldn't, but I LOVED the Dayglow Pink, Flamenco Bridesmaid Dresses on tonight's show, mind you, I'd quite like stunning Drag Queen Bridesmaids, if I got married (which may explain why I'm single & never married at 46 lol) I'm a Typical Gemini, one twin in me loves all that is beautiful, classy & aesthetic & the other twin loves the fun, of gaudy tack!! Two Links to the show below in Yellow (one a short clip & one the whole show!)

 The Show

 One Of The Brides

 The Dress & The Train

 The Carriage

Another Wedding And 

A shocking Pink Bridesmaid Dress

But NOT From The Wedding With The 

Dayglow Pink Bridesmaid Dress I LOVED

Big Fat Gypsy Wedding Clip

The Whole Of - My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding 2010

Heated up the heat pad for my neck again & took more painkillers with another coffee & had 4 Krisprolls with Peanut Butter, for a snack, as I didn't feel hungry enough for a meal (only good thing about all this pain is, it robs you of an appetite!!) Did some stretching exercises to aid my neck & back, but my uber stretchy self still ached! OUCH!!

Had a Decaf coffee & some more pain killers. Removed 6 ball links from the gold bracelet, with the turquoise charm, Candie got me for Xmas, as it was too big for my tiny wrists & hands & would fall off, if I hung my arm by my side. Also put my long Black coat in the washing machine, as it got muddy from the Park Monday, with all the dogs there, jumping up at me. I hung it from the kitchen door to dry. Watched a bunch of CSI & chatted on Twitter & Facebook. Later I had a tomato CupaSoup, then after the Borne Ultimatum at 2.10am I had what for me, was an early night! (Calories consumed 1,826)


Wednesday 19th Jan, Despite an early night I was still awake at 6.30am, so thought I might as well get up! Checked my Hotmail & then chatted to my Ex Hollyoaks friend, Simon Cole, in LA on Twitter for a bit, love him, he always makes me laugh!! 

 Simon Living The LA Life

Dry brushed my legs to increase circulation & aid in fat break down & weight loss. Pulled hair into pony tail & slipped on my Juicy Couture tracksuit & TrimSoles, popped to the Shop for a Sun paper, Closer Magazine & some milk & Zero Cokes. (Zero Cokes have a hint of lemon after taste to them, where as a Caffeine Free Diet Coke, has a hint of ginger after taste to it!

 

Had some Fruit & Fibre Cereal for breakfast. Then continued sorting in the back room & in the 2nd case, off the top of the wardrobe, I found my grass skirt & Clam shell bikini top & the rest of my fancy dress, 4 days AFTER the Hawaiian Fancy Dress Party (Typical) I had a bit of a fit of the giggles, while sorting out my massive Fancy Dress Outfit Case, 47 this year & I still have a Fancy Dress Box!! I really am a big kid!! 

Continued sorting while half watching This Morning at the same time,  Mabel the Narcoleptic Bearded Collie, was on Day Break earlier (so sweet bless her!!) Watched Loose Women, while sorting through more stuff to eBay & eating a very yummy Cheese, Veggie Bacon & Olive Sandwich, with Salsa Sauce & a Zero Coke for lunch.


Put a white wash in the machine, my friend Mike called at 1.30pm checking I was still free, to go out Saturday in Harpenden still? I said that, indeed I was. I found a load of my 80's/90's outfits & designs from when I worked for Jungle, some student/goth or rockers, on eBay might buy them, or foreigners abroad, they are kind of in vogue, with the faux Tiger/Leopard Skin & leather trim & studding & fringing!! I will see if I can try photo myself in them, on my laptop webcam, to put on eBay, as I don't have a camera that works at mo!

Dig that 80's Faux Tiger Skin, Jungle Jacket!!

Watched 'May The Best House Win' with a tomato & croutons CupaSoup & chunky KitKat & carried on sorting, until at 5pm I took a break to take some pain killers as neck & shoulders were agony!! Then I laid on the bed, to watch idiot Marcello on 'Come Dine With Me' shut my eyes, due to neck pain & next thing I knew it was 7pm. I must of had a 2hr Nap, after another night with no sleep. I will catch up with 'Home & Away' tomorrow & maybe 'Come Dine With Me' on 4OD today! I awoke famished!! So I had a egg mayo sandwich & pkt of Wotsits & downed more pain killers, as my neck is so painful I could cry!

I watched CSI, then turned over to Ch4+1 to watch 'Will My Crash Diet Kill Me?' & then 'Mary Portas: Secret Shopper' from 9pm. As I don't have Sky1, to see if we are on Showbusiness again this week?? I put another heat pack on my neck, to still trying ease my pain! Soon I had a load of texts, emails & facebook/twitter messages saying, that we were not on 'Louie Spence's Showbusiness' this week & it was quite boring this week & my absence was felt, which was sweet!!

Say Ughhhhhh!!

On 'Will My Crash Diet Kill Me?' I learnt that a white tongue is a sign of dehydration (I knew dark pee was <the lighter the pee the more hydrated you are!> but not the tongue thing!) 

Then I watched Mary Portas: Secret Shopper on Ch4+1, lovely I was in my element. I hate bad Customer Service, Customer Service along with sales, was one of the main things I won most of my awards for, when I worked in Retail!! It's not hard to give good service & it also earns you sales & commission!!  

When I was account Manager for Aspects in Dickens & Jones Regent St, I made more sales as a single account, than the 2 full timers & 3 part timers, who replaced me, when I left!!.... How?? Simple I = 1 Good Customer Service employee & They =  5 Non Customer Service focussed staff!! 


I bet Aspects are missing my sales right now!! One January I was 666.8% OVER target, on D&G. That's in a month where everything was at sale price & at a time of year most people are bringing Xmas gifts back to refund!! 

I Abhor bad service, there is no excuse for it, I expect it even in cheap shops like Primark or Poundland. I expect staff in any store to smile, know where items are, to speak & understand English, to have fashion or product knowledge & to be helpful & show me where I can locate things, I don't give a f**k how cheap the items are the service should be the same in all.... it's not hard to do, in any quality level shop, it's not rocket science!!.... 

One thing Primark need to sort out is, those bio degradable paper shopping bags (yes they may be good for the environment!!) but they fall to bits like tissue paper, in even the lightest misty rain, if they must use them, they should double, or triple bag them, as cheap clothing is not cheap, when you get home, only to find half of your purchases have been lost, through a hole at the back/bottom of the bag caused by rain!! or weight of purchases i.e shoes!!

I am VERY good at Retail Management/Sales & So Experienced & yet despite sending off 15-20 job applications a day. Yet I'm still being offered a shit 11K (before tax) to be a key holder, Store Manager, with all the responsibility that entails, which I just can't afford to take, even if I want to (when commuting can cost up 5K a year & rent is 8K = 13K & that's before bills & food & household cleaning essentials, are added, so £11K is 2K less than that, even before tax is taken) My Saturday promo staff got more than 11K a year, where as 25-35K plus bonuses & commission, was the normal wages for me, over 10years ago!! Now they are offering 14-24K less for the same job. 

These days the retail company's pay shit money, so the only ones who can afford to take jobs are young kids/adults living with parents, who have f**k all experience, let alone people skills, or foreigners who struggle with the language, so have poor customer service & who get extra handouts on top of their wages, so can afford to work for that, with their cheap rent, Council or Association flats, that I can't get despite being on the waiting list 30yrs!!


What really makes me laugh is my local WH Smiths, every time you go to the till, they try and sell you a £1 Galaxy choc bar. I go in 1-2 times a month, and always see 1 of 3 of the same staff . Each time they ask me, if I want to buy a Galaxy bar, I show them the Slimming & Health & Fitness Magazines, I am buying & say "I don't think that's a good idea do you?"........ you'd think after the 20th time of doing this, they would recall me & know not to ask, or if they're too unobservant, or too thick to recognise me, you'd of thought that they, would make some connection to the Diet/Health Magazines & No Choc!! Dumb Asses!!

Then I watched 'The Joy Of Teen Sex' from all the comments I'd seen pop up in the prior hr, on Twitter (I'm watching on +1) I expected to be shocked & outraged, but other than the fact most had, had sex with 8+ people by 16yrs (slags - both the boys & girls) it was tame-ish..... Girl who had lots of unprotected sex shown the stupidity of her attitude! Girl having a waxed Brazilian  (I could of done without the close up, mine is never that red and ugly looking after!! - not a good ad for the salon) then a Playboy Vajazzle added. A guy having his cock pierced (not pretty!!) & some bird saying her BF had funky tasting cum (diet sorts that out!!) so hardly that debauched!! Maybe I am just less easily shocked, I lived on Farming Estates, so didn't have a sheltered upbringing??


Felt very hungry all day today, despite teen sex's best efforts, to put me off my dinner!! So I had a bowl of cereal then continued sorting, I  think most of the stuff will be going back, into back room from lounge tomorrow. Found the Hawaiian shirts & more fancy dress stuff, then tired I went to bed at 2.30am. (Calories consumed 2,243)



Thursday 20th Jan, I fell asleep pretty rapidly after going to bed for once. Had one of my busy dreams that was connected to acting and designing, Candie was in it as usual & so was my ex Greek Cypriot BF Angelo/Giorgio (he went by his 2nd name for a while) we seemed to be back together again & very happy. Woke at 9am & got on the scales no weight loss or gain, which is a relief as been feeling hungry this week, so I thought I may have gained some weight, so I'm relieved I didn't gain any!!  

Had some Fruit & Fibre & a coffee for breakfast. Dressed in black wet look leggings & grey v-neck, angora jumper. Tied hair in pony tail, & wore candy pink Versace lipstick & black liquid liner & mascara, put on long flat black boots & popped to the shop to get a Sun paper. 

Had a few emails from my friend Julie, she said she was going to the spiritual church we go to tonight, if I wanted to come? I said I'd already promised to go round Jennies tonight, but if she gives me advanced notice, the next Thurs or Sunday she goes, I'll join her. Julie & I have so much in common & since we met we found, that we have lived in different parts of the country, at the same time, so its surprising our paths hadn't crossed before we 1st met, 8yrs ago!! Many people mistake us for sisters & a few time she's mistaken a pic of me for her & vice versa, in mutual friends photos. 

Lovely Buddy Julie

Did some more sorting while listening to 'This Morning' & threw out another bin bag full of toot! I had a quick chit chat with Astrologer Russell Grant on Twitter, his parting words to me being 'You are 'wicked' June - but I like you ;-)' very Dick Emmery lol. An Ex Jan (the Belgian Guy) has started contacting me again, via emails this time. It's funny how all the men in my past never let go 100% & always keep (or get back) in touch. I continued sorting until 2pm then had a veggie sausage & hard boiled egg sandwich with brown sauce & some Twiglets for lunch with a Diet Coke, while watching 'May The Best House Win' then continued sorting back room. 

By 3.30pm I felt shattered & had to have a lay down & slept until 5pm then watched 'Come Dine With Me', 'Home & Away' (yesterday's) then today's 'Home & Away' then I smartened myself up, to go to Jennies & had a bowl of Fruit & Fibre as I had the munchies! As I'd not eaten since lunch. Got to Jennies & there was a bit of a atmosphere in the house, Edgar went off to play darts, Lara later told me their dog Champ (A miniature Lassie type Collie) who'd been living with another family for some years, had died, awe shame he was a very sweet dog. 

Watched 'Come Fly With Me' not very funny & the promotion scene connected to sex scandal, had serious de ja vou, I've seen that whole idea somewhere before!! Maybe on 'Little Britain' definitely somewhere, 100% sure! Then watched 'Not Going Out' Very funny!! Then watched new show '10 O'clock Live' two words 'Very Disappointing!!' Edgar came home & I went home & watched 'Comics Choice:Sean Lock' again very funny. then watched the film 'Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind' Not bad, a touch Surreal, then crashed out at 2am. (Calories 1,628)


Friday 21st Jan, I had a really weird dream last night, that I had gallstones again, and I was sent to the chemist by the Doc with a prescription for gaffer tape for my tits!! WTF?? Got up at 9am had a coffee & Fruit & Fibre for breakfast, dressed same as yesterday, but with my beige, Oasis, Faux Fur, Gilet on top. Annabelle's wigs said I should of got my Dolly wig by now, so is sending out a 2nd in the post as 1st must of got lost. 

My friend Julie emailed me to say it was a shame I couldn't go to the spiritualist church Last night, as she saw Quote 'One of the best mediums I have ever seen'. It said on the news a man who lived close to Jo, has been held for questioning re her murder, after a phone call lead! I wonder if it was the neighbour who lived in the same building as her, who helped her boyfriend jump start his car when he went off to Sheffield?

R.I.P Jo

Popped to the shop for the paper. Front page is the headlines 'Jo's Dutch, Neighbour Nicked. It doesn't say if he was the neighbour, that helped Jo's boyfriend, jump start his car when he went away?

There was a moving story about 'identical' twin brothers who share the same genetic defect, only it affects Neil on the inside & identical twin Adam on the outside (Link to story in Yellow below)

Identical Twins Neil & Adam's Story 

There was a pic of a cute mouse, in the peppers at Tesco's, I bet I'm the only one who looked at it & thought ahhhhh bless, though lol 

Murder suspect groom Shrien Dewani, is apparently too stressed to show up in court, for his extradition hearing, due to stress & depression. This story I think, is going to run a long time, before we get to the truth of, what really happened that day!

Ian Man Text me at 2.15pm asking if I wanted to go to a Reality TV Virgin's Porn Night tonight, with Bex from BB9? I said it sounded a laugh, but in my present situation, I can't really afford to pay out fares, into London, this Friday & then again next Friday (when filming the final for Louie Spence's Showbusiness) shame it's on this Friday instead of next, then I could of gone after filming. 

 Ian Partying With BB Bex & Boyfriend

Had lunch of a veggie sausage sandwich, with hard boiled egg & Nat's home made pickle, while watching 'May The Best Home Win' then went back to sorting, which is going forward in leaps & bounds!  Lifted a heavy suitcase filled with fabric, onto the top of the wardrobe, must of weighed about 6st (with the heavy pink metal case weight too) it's like having a weight lifting session in the gym. I stopped at 5pm to watch 'Come Dine With Me' rejoicing in watching Vile Cocky Marcello come last ha ha ha!! while eating a Mint Magnum (yum!!!) 

Continued sorting & putting things back in the back room at last, then stopped at 6.30pm to watch 'Home & Away' then did more sorting for a hr, then had dinner of  2 Quorn burgers, grilled tomato's & roasted new potatoes, while watching Corrie & EastEnders. Chatted online to Kathryn Danzey (Twitter @BeautyBizNews) find her at  http://www.beauty...  & she is going to send me some Collagen face masks to try, so look out for future blogs & I will tell you if they are good & if so where to get them!!


Watched 'Comedy Rocks' on ITV yet again resident stand up Russell Kane wasn't funny, but his hair looked better. Next week the god damn awful Lee Nelson is on, so that week, with both him & Russell Kane on, The Comedy most certainly wont Rock!! It will be more like Comedy Cocks!!

Lee Nelson

Continued to put things back into my back room/walk in wardrobe, while listening to 'The 50 Funniest Moments 2010' finding ingenious ways of putting stuff back in, that maximises storage & yet takes up less space. Doing a pretty good job of it, even if I do say so myself!! 

Which is just as well as I am out on the town for once, in Harpenden tomorrow with Mike, so I will only have 3/4 of a day of sorting!! I Got peckish, so had another bowl of Fruit & Fibre & a coffee. Continued sorting while watching 'Keith Lemons Very Brilliant World Tour'  Very, very, funny!! then continued putting stuff back in the back room until 3.30m then tired, I went to bed!! (Calories consumed 1,691)


Saturday 22nd Jan, Dreamt I was living in a pretty large property, I don't know where & I knew where some girl had been killed (I don't know who) it was in a small, perfectly square bathroom, that was white with black accessories, the toilet was white with a black seat, the hand basin was small, and I cant recall if there was a small bath, or a shower, all due to me having a vision of it! I wasn't sure where the house was, but I was looking at house plans with detectives, to try help them pinpoint this bathroom. 

I woke at 9am at 9.30am the postman had a recorded delivery for me it was from Annabelle's wigs (hurrah my Dolly wig had arrived!!) opened it & bugger it was the wrong wig (so inboxed her on Facebook that she'd sent me out the wrong one, the one she sent looks like Andreanna again!) bugger!!! Now I'm going to have to post it back out again!!


Base of spine & neck & shoulders in a lot of pain today (all that lifting yesterday probably didn't help!! ) nor does the grey rainy day outside!! Mike phoned me at 12.38pm  to say he' meet me in Bar 62 at 8pm, I dressed the same as yesterday & popped to the shop for a paper, diet coke & some cereal. 

Read the paper, they have arrested Jo's neighbour in connection to her murder after a weeping woman named him as a suspect on the phone, after the 'Crime Watch' appeal!! 

There is a bit on Jordan Skiing in Switzerland (no doubt while hiding a load of cash from Alex there lol) Dubai's World Islands are sinking (I saw them when I was there a few years back!!) apparently though a spokesman is denying that fact. 
 

Boffins have invented invisible, seamless, knickers, for wearing under the clingiest of clothes! They are to be sold in Debenhams (bet they sell out quick!) 


More Feral Scum, have attacked a frail partly-blind 92yr olds gran Edith Brickhill, kicking her in the head, after punching her to the ground, to steal her purse with £30 in it, she has twice been targeted before by local scum, locals think local yobs, are targeting vulnerable victims, on the estate. We need tough USA style jails, no luxury's in cells & soft sentencing, this just is getting far, FAR too common!

Is This Any Way To Treat A 92 Yr Old!?

I have never been a Tennis fan, but seeing Spain's, Rafael Hadal's Armani underwear pics I have to say!! Helllllloooooooo!!!


Pictures of Amanda Holden looking bloody awful in pink coat & bouffant hair, at Liverpool's 'Britain's Got Talent' auditions, her hair is fine like mine & she has too big a forehead, Not to have a fringe!! 

Not A Good Look Amanda

Finished reading the paper, then continue sorting the back room out while listening to Viva's Top 50 Number One's, Busted came on is it sad that at 46 I still fancy Charlie?? Think it's the Thunderbird like eyebrows on a cute face! 

Charlie

Had a Salmon  Sandwich & Diet Coke, to keep me going as I sorted! Continued until 5.30pm then washed & dried hair, did make-up & wore Jane Normans, black jersey, shirt dress, over wet look leggings & my long flat boots, & put in my Annabelle's wigs, half wig Rachel to add a bit more length & body to my baby fine hair. 

Half Wig Rachel

I tried taking some webcam pics from laptop, to get the settings right, so I could take pics of things to go on eBay, but no matter I did with settings I either looked jaundiced or like a Oompa Loompa as you can see below, also it takes instant pics there is no count down so you can't click, then step back (pretty pointless!!)

 Jaundiced In The Bathroom

 Orange Just Outside Bathroom

 Ginger Outside Bathroom

 Oompa Loompa!!

 Oranges & Lemons!

At 8pm, I set off, Just as Take Me Out was coming on (will have to watch tomorrow if on!!) Just as I was heading off my mobile phone went & I answered immediately, assuming it was Mike, saying "Yeah just heading across now!!" When instead I heard the confused voice of my friend Julie, say "What??" I explained that I was off to meet Mike at Bar 62, & thought she was him calling to see where I was, and then thinking she may of been calling for a chat, or a bit of company, I asked her if she wanted to join us? 

Mike is also friends with Julie too, as she is a great girl. I was sat alone bored until 8.45pm, Mike said he said 8.30pm (But he didn't, I typed what time he said on here, as he rang & even thought "Damn just when Take Me Out is on, shame its not 9pm!!") Had 2 V&T's (Slimline) while waiting & lost the seats I was saving. I had a drink with Mike & Julie arrived looking beautiful & very Marilyn Monroe-ish, at 9.30pm. Had a laugh & a drink & when Julie was at the bar, Mikes friend Called to invite him to a party in Radlet, so we got a bottle of booze & got a taxi to the party. 



There were not that many people there but a nice buffet which I got stuck into, as I was now hungry, some nice veggie, cheese or fish choices & a few cheese cakes & gateau's, Danced a bit in the disco room but was a bit naff, as the DJ was not interacting on the mike, just putting on pre made CD's and wandering off to party himself, so I hope he wasn't being paid for the night!! Got chatting to a Married couple from Hartford She was a Pilate's Instructor & he a Builder, who specialises in flooring these day. 

Had a bit of a laugh chatting to them & then I had a bit of a heart to heart with Julie, who was devastated by her recent relationship break up & I managed to see it from a different perspective & hopefully she is no longer mystified by her Exes behaviour. We left party around 6am dropping Mike off en route & got to mine around 6.45am, had a Decaf coffee & more of a heart to heart with Julie & crashed out in my double bed together, at around 7.30am!! (Calories consumed 1,707)

Sunday, 23rd Jan, Julie & I woke at 10.30am & she said my chat with her last night had really helped! Which is good to hear, I'm glad I could be of some help. I popped to the shop & got a NOTW. It says on the front cover that, Jo's Neighbour has been charged with her murder BLIMEY!! 

I did some sorting at 11.19am Julie Text "Gotta say thanks June. For taking so much time to try to explain things to me.. god makes so much sense now.... feel like I've had a whole awakening. This stuff has been playing on my mind for years! I understand you a lot more now too! X" I replied that I'm glad if I was any help, as I don't like to see her hurting! she replied "Yes amazing help.... feel like I've had a whole awakening  & will help me deal with the hurt as I now understand why he did what he did & his thought process.... feel really sorry for him now x."  I said I forgot to give you your Xmas pressie when you were here, she said "Yeah I had yours in the car too!!" 


Got on the scales I've lost half a pound (Woo even after a party & loads of booze!!) had a bowl of sugar free Alpen, plus a coffee for breakfast, then began putting stuff back in the back room, neck really bad today, don't tell me my little bit of dancing last night, made it worse!! Just over 2 weeks to go before I get some acupuncture!! Think this bloody awful weather adds to my pain too!! My Girlfriend George text me at 11.46am saying "Just watched you on Sky. Your a bloody natural! So funny! You are Looking very good by the way. Speak to you soon. Love George" 

Acting Naturally 

I brushed out some teddy bears, I'd washed in the machine & dried on radiator & put back in back room! Had a packet of Branston Pickle Mini Cheddars & a Diet Coke then put some more soft toys in the wash. Then read the News Of The World, Since it has had a face lift, there seems a lot less News in the NOTW, than there use to be, It use to take me a good few hours to read (excluding sport & travel pages) but it now just takes 30-60mins on average!! 

Liz Hurley is apparently back with Shane Ward. Pictures of Jordan (Katie Price) cavorting with a bevy of hunky Polo Players (lucky girl!) Alex has been ditched by his PR company (I assume it's because they are also Jordan's) as Agent Caroline de Wolf said it was no longer tenable. Meanwhile Kerry is back with the Marine fitness trainer, that she fell for at boot camp, now that he is getting divorced! The bride from this weeks 'Big Fat Gypsy Wedding' is 6 months pregnant, & BB8 twin Samantha is working as a £8 a hr job in Reiss. Continued sorting & then stopped at 6pm, to watch Dancing On Ice.

With Philip Schofield looking like a chocolate dream & Holly like a pretty Milk Maid! The 12 in the final are:- Denise Welch - Sam Attwater - Dominic Cork - Chloe Madeley  - Jeff Brazier - Vanilla Ice - Comedy Dave - Jenifer Matcalfe - Laura Hamilton - Johnson Beharry VC - Kerry Katona - Steven Arnold  

The Competition begins!!

Vanilla Ice & Katie -  Black Top Hat & Tails for him & cute Ivory dress for her. Dancing to (Minni The Moocher) This performance was a change of style & didn't excite me like last weeks!! 

Chloe Madeley  & Michael - Very nice Navy Blue outfits. Dancing to (The Climb) Very confident on ice, good performance, good posturing & seemed more confident, despite the frog lift worrying her! 

Denise Welch & Matt - Pastel Gold OTT Abba outfit's . Dancing to (Gimme, Gimme,Gimme) Another fun routine, not a flattering look, she looked a lot less confident & more unsteady in this routine, than last week!!

Dominic Cork  & Alexander - Gorgeous Acid Yellow Dress, good outfits for them both. Dancing to (Feel)  Good solid performance, looks comfortable on the ice, much improved performance than last week. 

Laura Hamilton & Colin - Lovely Turquoise Blue outfits, cute almost tutu skirt to her dress. Dancing to (All The Lovers) A very good Skater very graceful, lovely performance, he is still a hottie!! I so would!! The only thing going against them, will be the public, like me, not knowing who the hell she is! I think she will be safe this week tho!!

Steven Arnold & Nina -  Saucy Hot Pink & Nude Costumes, he looked quite trim in his outfit, Nina is quirky looking. Dancing to (Rhythm Of The Night) Steven very stiff & awkward, moves nervously, a bit better than before, but I think he will be gone unless, stupid Corrie viewers vote for him, just because they liked his Corrie Character Ashley, but him being so unprofessional as to sleep through his alarm & miss choreography may work against even his Corrie fans!!

Jeff Brazier & Isabelle - Very nice Deep Violet outfits. Dancing to (I Want You Back) He was quite good, good lines, quite fluid movements & but looked less relaxed & confident, this performance, compared to last week. Like his feisty-ness with Jason tho!!

Comedy Dave & Frankie - Nice Razzmatazz Slate Grey outfits. Dancing to (The Way You Look Tonight) Looked pretty steady on ice but still a bit stiff still.  

Jenifer Matcalfe & Sylvian - Lovely Pastel Gold outfits, nice skimpy nymph like dress for her, she definitely still fancys him. Dancing to (California Gurls) good performance, but last week was better, more nervous & unsteady this time round!

Sam Attwater & Brianne - Very lovely Pail Grayish Mauve outfits. Dancing to (Stop & Stare) A Excellent, Exciting, Confident routine, but he unlike the others use to go to ice skating disco's, Good lifts & movement. Safe this week. 

Johnson Beharry VC & Jodie - Pretty Lilac dress for her & shirt & tie for his outfit. Dancing to (I'm into something good!!) Decent consistent performance. Nothing outstanding!

Kerry Katona & Daniel - Lovely Orange outfits. Dancing to (Respect) Surprisingly smooth set, with good graceful posturing, and good lines, but more time being carried or lifted than on the ice skating, once again, the finish was a bit stilted & lacked flow.

Thought Steven Arnold should go if there is any justice, he Denise & Comedy Dave were the worst 3. A hour later the Results are in!!


Kerry - THROUGH Sam - THROUGH Comedy Dave - THROUGH (Lucky) Johnson - THROUGH (Expected) Laura - THROUGH Vanilla Ice - THROUGH Jeff - THROUGH

Jennifer - THROUGH Chloe - THROUGH Denise - THROUGH (By skin of teeth, no doubt due to loose women fans)

Dominic & Steven are in the skate off !! Like I thought over sleeping Steven did himself no favours!! .....Bye Bye Steve!!

 

Then I had another bowl of Alpen & another coffee, Julie called while I watching Dancing On Ice & I was trying to find the remote at the same time, to turn TV down to give her my full attention, with no joy. She said she spoke to her mum & her mum said what I'd said makes sense & she said she thinks she is going to write him a letter, saying how she now can see things from his perspective (maybe I should give more consideration to, becoming a psychologist, I seem to be more help to her, than the one she was seeing, over her breakdown, over her break up!)


Watched the film 'True Romance' then the repeat of the comedy awards which I missed last night, then went to bed at 2am (Calories consumed 912)

A cold and frosty start to November

Monday 8th Nov, I woke to a very cold grey day at 8.30am, Brrrrrrrrrr!!! Had a meeting to go to at 11am, still no idea what it's about?, made a hot toddy as my throat is so bad I can hardly speak, went to my meeting hoping it was about the £25 they owed me (forget the £300 in bank charges they cost me when they failed to pay me, due to clerical errors, for 6months when I was off sick, due to them repeatedly putting my bank details in wrong!!!.... (& in effect making me more ill & stressed in the process!!) Wore chocolate leggings & KG boots, a pistachio green Giorgio Armani Cotton/Rayon sweater, over a cream vest top and my Cream Tommy Hillfiger Coat & Peacock Green, printed Versace umbrella & my favourite Salvadore Ferregamo handbag. Just because I'm broke right now, it doesn't mean I have to look it!!


I got there & I had to laugh when I found out what it was all about, some vindictive, bitter, little shit, had tried to report me for being on the John Bishops Britain Show, wrongly assuming, that I was making money, cash in hand & fiddling any benefits I get!!.

WRONG!!!! Any paid work I do is taxed plus National Insurance paid & declared, and benefits adjusted accordingly, any unpaid work I do is also declared, and listed, so is known about, by the people in charge of any payments I receive, while looking for full time work!! So I have a *Frenemy in my midst!! (*an enemy who pretends to be a friend) Nice try Frenemy but you didn't do your homework!! tut tut!!.....


Because to report me (wrongly!!) You first need to know my full name, my address, the fact I am looking for full time work at the moment, plus to know me well enough to  recognise me on John Bishops Britain. I think it would have to be a woman, to try to be so spiteful, also someone who I'd no longer in my close circle of friends, to not know all that I have been doing lately. As to only try to dob me in for John Bishops Britain, not any of the other films or Videos, Ads etc (mind you they would of still wasted their time, as I declared all of those too!!) So I think it's safe to assume that, unlike my close friends, they only knew I was on it, by seeing me on  it!!!....


There is only one girl I can think of, who is no longer a friend in my social circle, who got the hump with me because after a few years living in St Albans, everyone knew me & would say hello to me in the street, when they didn't do so to her, who'd lived here practically all her life, she got the right royal hump when one of her neighbours, that had never spoken to her, after years of being neighbours, said hello to me in town once, that's hardly my fault!! (try smiling instead having a moody face love, it might help) she threw a strop over nothing, then blanked me & deleted me off her Myspace, Bebo & Facebook, and tired of walking on egg shells round her, I didn't bother going running after her!! After all I'd done nothing wrong! I have heard through the grapevine that she never misses an opportunity to slag me off if my name arises, I have never said a word against her to anyone, the worst I have done is surmise this scenario is of her making!


I have been wracking my brain & I can't think of anyone else at all, who knows my address, name but not the fact that I declare all acting work etc done? So I'm sure my guess must be right!!!......


Showed the interviewer the booklet that I list jobs, auditions, and interviews in, and pointed out the section in June, where the spot on John Bishops Britain was listed, plus my payment/non-payment documented, I said I could prove the details listed in booklet were correct, as I probably had the original email with my fee details on it & if not I could email them to send a email giving those details!!!.....


SO FRENEMY'S NOTE TO SELF, IF YOUR GOING TO TRY INJECT YOUR POISON INTO MY LIFE!! MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT FIRST!!, BEFORE YOU WASTE YOUR TIME, AS WELL AS MINE!!! DO NOT ASSUME THAT EVERYONE IS A DODGY CASH IN HAND MERCHANT, OR TAX FIDDLER, OR DOLE CHEAT, JUST BECAUSE THAT'S THE KIND OF PEOPLE YOU SOCIALISE WITH!!!........


Came home in the cold dank weather & made myself a spicy tomato & bean soup to help chase my cold away as well as chase my hunger away, then emailed the BBC to resend me my contract details for "John Bishops Britain" to send off with my declaration, as I couldn't find original email. Text my friends Candie, Nat & Nicky laughing about the ludicrous situation, a certain someone had tried to put me in. Bloody Idiot!!! One day some serious Karma will come their way!!


Caught up with Fridays "Home & Away" that I missed due to Candies Firework Party & then today's episode, then flicked through the Woman Magazine (8 Nov issue) & saw no costume patterns to rip out (like in my dream last week) but on page 35 I found my Friend Polly Russell Furse 44 in a article called "We Look Better Now Than In Our 20's" which I did rip out for my diary!!

Polly

At 7pm I was hungry so I had some macaroni cheese & polish sunflower bread. Read The Sun newspaper, there is more on Arsene Wengers Mistress "Sonia Tatar" good god with all his money you think if he was going to cheat on his wife it would be with someone better looking not this munter!! she is one hell of a minging *Bobfoc (*Body Of Baywatch Face Of Crimewatch) seems men are into thin but ugly women, Arsene Wengers mistress (Sonia Tartar) David Walliams Wife (Lara Stone) Kirk's (the only way is Essex) DJ date Lauren!! Id rather date a *Fobboc (*Face Of Baywatch Body Of Crimewatch) any day!!!

 Supermodel? Lara Stone AKA Mrs Walliams

Also in the paper scientists did MRI scans on 8 women, who pleasured themselves to orgasm, so their brain reactions could be monitored, they discovered strong orgasm's shut down the nervous system so that women are less susceptible to pain, I could of told you that, a strong climax can render me mute (which no doubt, would make me even more appealing, in some men's eyes!!  lol) 


At 8.20pm my sister text me "I'm going to be a grandma!!!.... ;-) " I text back "OMG!!!!.... XX" wow that makes me a Great Aunt for about the 5th time now!!!  (there's so many I'm losing track of my nephews, nieces & great nephews & nieces) I watched the soaps, Jacks exit dying from Cancer was unconvincing, he was lively and healthy looking in the pub enjoying his 74th birthday, by the time Cancer sees you off, you are emaciated, and pumped so full of morphine you don't know who you are let alone the people around you, let alone have the memory to reminisce, so unless he died of a heart attack before the cancer had advanced enough to finish him off, then that's all bollocks!! All my grandparents died of cancer, as did my dad & 90% of my uncles & aunts that have died (and many Aunt's & Uncles & cousins that are at present fighting the Evil Disease!!) Believe me it is a far from peaceful end, if only you went out like Jack did on Coronation Street tonight!!


Watched "V" at 10pm Brilliant it just gets better, the subtle craving pregnant woman (unknowingly carrying an aliens child) looking at a mouse in a trap & salivating, whilst being horrified at the same time ..... brilliantly subtle lead in & a nod in the direction to the original "V" in the 80', Watched The Graham Norton Show with the fantastic Joan Rivers on it!! & then the excellent US series Damage....

 The Fab Miss Rivers

I spoke to some members who facebook joined my group dedicated to supporting a sex change soldier Ian Hamilton, who was put through hell by both his family & the Army, for becoming the person her really is on the inside, on the outside. For those of you who are non Bigots & want to see/join the FB group the link is below

Supporters of Captain Jan Hamilton, Aka Ian Hamilton, Group

Made myself a coffee Then chilled with my book "The Secret Life Of Marilyn Monroe" by J.Randy Taraborrelli, aching today thanks to bloody rainy weather, my friend Nicky text me asking what I was doing for Christmas? I text back that I was spending it with Candie, Costa & the kids, she replied. "Oh OK I was going to ask if you'd like to come to us. If you want to come New Years Eve, Mini & I are going to the local to watch The Push. Think the tickets a tenner, you can stay at mine." I might take her up on that I expect Candie & Costa will see New Year in in Torquay.


Tuesday 9th Nov, Woke up with a fuzzy head, blocked sinuses & a throat that felt like it had swallowed a cheese grater..... to a miserable dark, grey rainy day, YUCK!!! I hate winter, all grey and depressing!!... Dressed up in my thick tights, jeans, vest top, day glow peach polo neck (to inject some colour into the drabness of the day!!) my faux fur Oasis gilet & my big black wool coat (need to keep warm, as after having double pneumonia a couple of years ago your more in danger of a bad cold/bronchitis turning into pneumonia again!!)  popped to the shop for a paper some honey, more JD, and some lockets & Halls lozenges..... bought some peanut butter too & a packet of rich tea biscuits (I can't stand them, but their for Aku, I'm worried he isn't being fed enough, he seems hungry & looks to thin) Went back to bed wrapped up with a hot toddy to try sweat this bloody cold out!! Checked my facebook & was delighted to see that Shannel had got back to me & given me his/her twitter @Shannel_Watkins   I was delighted, I'd been searching unsuccessfully for her twitter some time.

Shannel 

Watched "Come Dine With Me" & "Celebrity Coach Trip" then read the paper, more on uproar over TreyC going out Sunday, if it had gone to deadlock it would of been Katie!! Also more on Arsene Wenger's ugly French mistress, Sonia Tartar (a surname that both contains the word TART and also refers to something you have on the side, when something fishy is going on!!) she is apparently threatening to come to England for a showdown, angry at being ignored (angry at the thought of money & fame slipping through her fingers, more likely!!)

Sonia Tartar Sauce On The Side

Made another Hot Toddy & another batch of my Spicy Winter Warmer Soup, going to burn this cold out one way or another, Watched EastEnders my friend Paul was filming there last week, being a customer in Ian Beals Cafe (I'd love a regular extra job on there, that would tide me over!!) My friend Ian called me earlier said he had the offer to present a quiz night in St Albans 3 horse shoe pub tonight, but he wasn't up to going, I said I was ill in bed, and although the £40 would come in very handy, my throat is too sore & voice way too unpredictable to go on the mike. Plus with my Frenemy getting me called in over suspected (wrongly) benefit fraud, it would be just my luck for me to do it, and have staff from the DHSS in there, before I have had the chance to declare it & for them think I'm dodgy all over again!!

Had some of my soup and watched One Night Stand With Scissor Sisters, love the Scissor Sisters (Take Ya Mama was also one of the songs my Band Evil Barbie & The Ken-Dolls covered) then The Vampire Diary's followed by what I'd been waiting to see the Joan Rivers Documentary, True Stories: Joan Rivers - A Piece Of Work.

It was quite touching & moving, it was said when she said a man had never called her beautiful in her lifetime, funny, smart, charismatic but NEVER beautiful, how sad not even her dad as a child! I remember my dad always saying I was beautiful as a kid, I remember having a tantrum over it once, I was about 3-4yrs old and at some fair & was going round on a roundabout type ride in a princess carriage, in my girly pastel striped dress, my dad said "Your beautiful"  I said "No I'm Not!" he repeated I was & I repeated I wasn't, this went on for some time with me building up to a tearful mini tantrum, "OK" said my dad "If your not beautiful what are you?" to which I replied "I'm just very, very nice!!" PML what a Diva I was!! I was surprised how needy & insecure Joan appeared in the documentary, I thought she was a lot more confident & ballsy!! guess it's just a front she puts up, to protect herself, I guess all the surgery is a similar security blanket, she mentioned Phillis Diller a comedian I love (but whenever I mention her unless over 50 people say who???) She was so funny still on stage in her 90's, my friend Candies Brother-in-law was her plastic surgeon. 

 Phillis Diller

After that I watched Joan Rivers Comedy Roast & her Shrink Wrap interview with Pamela Stephenson, where Joan also confided she thinks she is fat (there is nothing of her) no doubt due to no man in her life ever complimenting her figure, and she has been married numerous times & had lots of boyfriends how sad!

Wednesday 10th Nov, Had a bizarre complex dream (do I have any other type??) I was in an apartment that appeared to be mine I was at a desk that had 3 flat screen PC monitors attached to one key board & I was typing some info onto one of the screens (have no recollection of what?) the flat had fed velvet drapes at the windows, and was street level, it was snowing out & Simon Cowel came round and I showed him some clothes I'd been customising, one blouse had sleeves covered in pearl buttons like pearly kings & queens do, another white blouse had sleeves covered in white fabric rose buds. I thought is this for the Xfactor contestants, does this mean he has finally got rid of that god awful stylist Grace Woodward ?? and if so have I got the job, I also had a pillow there, made of fabric that reacted to touch, like a touch screen PC it change colour & texture patterns at a touch, I swirled my nails across it in a repetitive curved motion when I looked it formed fuchsia pink & black striped K's where my nails had trailed on a black background, was that K for Katie I mused? Simon invited me to come to his house later, I was on my way & tried to divert via a short cut through a concrete entrance to a building complex, I went through a big arch that had a raised silver metal shutter, into a maze of patio'd garden, lined with immaculate  hedges & containing shaped shrubs I came to the end and there was a small jetty, but no boat to take me to the other side, the water was a murky khaki, the homes on the other side were surrounded by more immaculate but much taller hedges, One of those must be Simon's I thought!!! I went to leave & two green/blue metal shutters came down & I thought I won't be able to get out, then I recalled the entrance shutter was silver & I walked round a Concrete pillar & there was the exit with the silver shutter still up!!..... if your into dreams & their meanings you can go to REMcloud.com and share your dreams with others, or go to their Facebook Page or tweet them @REMcloud.....

Woke at 9am throat more rough & sore & base of spine in a lot of pain, made myself a honey & lemon hot drink, had a wash dressed same as yesterday, tried two rich tea biscuits (not as bad as I use to remember) then took a pocket full of them, and went to visit Aku and spent some quality time with him, and gave him the biscuits, he wolfed them down, he is obviously hungry, I'm concerned he is not being fed enough, he looks less thin than a few weeks back, but that may be down to his thick winter coat growing through. 

My friend has a female Husky Mix called Ellie, who is a quarter Husky, and 3 quarters Timber Wolf, she is so cute & loves being dressed up ( if you put your shoes lined up together she puts her paws in them) & as a female is bigger than Aku is at the moment (that can't be right!!)

 Ellie Typical Woman, With Her Shoe Fetish

Popped into town to get a few essentials (inc pain killers for my bad back) from Wilkinsons as well as some liver flavoured dog treats, got talking to a quite cute posh guy with a tan puppy. A bare Minerals store has opened up & so I got them to give me a sample pot of the medium golden tone face powder to try!! lets see if these mineral make-up's are what they're cracked up to be!! Grilled a quorn cutlet & had with home made ratatouille, did some more job searches, no word back from any of those jobs retail I applied for over past 2 weeks (only 40+ of them!!) bloody stupid Retail Agency's (I'd be ideal for every single job I applied for, it's just so F**king frustrating!!) just wish I knew who their client was so I could contact them direct!

Also my Australian Squaddie friend Ozzy who is going back to Australia (now that he has finished his tour of Duty in Iraq) has not contacted me, 3 weeks ago we arranged that he'd be coming over to stay the weekend after Halloween, (which was last weekend) I kept Saturday & Sunday free accordingly, and nothing not a call not a email & no turning up, so he obviously bloody forgot. I do not do chasing up after people, so haven't contacted him to ask "what happened?" even though I'm pissed that, as a vegetarian I bought in some meat for him, for his meals during his stay!!  Which is most thoughtless of him, but it seems to me these days all men are in the main thoughtless, even those who at 1st seem quite the reverse! Maybe Aku will end up eating it!

Also talking of rude I have had no reply from Charlotte Lewis, from John Bishops Britain despite messaging her I needed a confirmation from her that I was NOT paid for my appearance, making it clear I could be in the brown stuff without proof!!..... stating the following!!

Hi Charlotte, 

long time no speak, I hope you are well, I wondered if you could help me? As you know I filmed my bit for your Johns Bishops Britain, back in June & apparently it was aired in August (I'd watched it each week & of course it had to go out the one time I'm at my brothers sons christening party, so I missed it) anyway somebody saw it & reported me to the DHSS (as I'm at present unemployed) obviously unaware that it was unpaid (other than my refunded travel expenses) I have just been called in & interviewed over it. I explained it was unpaid (I even put it down in my job-search booklet) but I need to have proof that I was not paid a fee for appearing, I looked through my emails, as I was sure I had one from you at the start explaining it would be  an unpaid appearance, but I guess I can't of saved it or I cant see it for some reason, could you send me an email that confirms my contribution was unpaid? so that I don't get in to trouble for no reason & lose any of my benefit , thanks sorry to trouble you.


You would think that, as I'd agreed to give my services for nothing, the least they could do was send a quick email back confirming what I'd said, so I would not be penalized due to no fault of my own!!!


Read  The Sun news paper apparently Xfactor was fixed, if info supposedly from Dermot O'Leary is correct, also a big piece on George Bush & Waterboarding, I do not know why all the bleeding hearts are all up in arms about the so called torture? Waterboarding, where you put a flannel over the captured terrorists face & pour water over it which simulates the feeling of drowning...... Yes it's unpleasant!!!...... but so what!!!! your not doing it to some sweet old pensioner, who has done nobody any harm, your doing it to a terrorist piece of scum (actually they should to it to paedophile scum like Myra Hindley & Ian Brady then maybe that poor mother might now know where her son's remains are!!) War is War, & war is not nice & I wish the human rights brigade would fuck right off!!! (have to laugh at how much I swear when I write, as I don't in conversation!!)


Scum of the earth have no human rights, once they have massacred, or attempted to massacre 100's  to 1000's of innocents!!! Those still alive who fought in the 1st & 2nd world wars, must find this new trend of compassion for those trying to blow us to smithereens, quite abhorrent!! I know my dad would be turning in his grave at how soft the west has become!! There are so many hypocrites out there, watching TV shows like 24, where Jack Bowers Kicks ass & kills or tortures the bad guy to save the day, everyone sat at home cheering him on & yet the next min they whinge about somebody, who was attempting to mass murder a load of people, getting a bit of water poured in their face. Its a damn site more humane than any torture the al-Qaeda would inflict on any of our boys they capture, in fact a damn more civilised than the torture the Tyrant Saddam Husein inflicted on his own people!!


If we have to torture to get information to save hundreds of thousands of innocents, then torture away I say, I'd do it myself if the need must, and I'm the most non violent person you could meet. But for certain instances both torture & the death penalty should be allowed!!! Cherie Blair & her Human Rights Bill has a lot to answer for!! The only people it helps is the scum of the earth & not the victims of that scum!!! the UK need to Man Up!!


Watched the Apprentice (what a bunch of Knobs!!) God help the future of British Business if this bunch of no hopers are our future!!! Alex said he was individual, & that if he was an apple pie, he would contain oranges. Yeah & if he was a milkybar, the milk would be off!! I guess Sir Alan is not a fan of orange pie, as Alex was FIRED!!!


Then The Only Way Is Essex, Marks Ex Lauren continues to be her repulsive repugnant self!! Vile Cow!! If Mark goes back with her he obviously is as thick as 2 short planks & is devoid of any taste!! in which case they deserve each other!!! It seems that the fat Black Pug, might be Sam's not Amy's!! Apparently vile Lauren was offered a job in Dubai (are her bosses soft in the head? or do they think the only way she will get some work done is by moving her as far away from Mark as possible??) I guess she didn't take it (if the offer really did exist!!) seeing she was in England to do the nude photo shoot, that was in  Closer Magazine last week..... shame our loss, would of been Dubai's loss!!!


Cassette boy did one of his  funny compilation videos of The Only Way Is Essex (link in Yellow below)

Cassette Boy V The Only Way Is Essex 

Watched RuPauls Drag Race & the prettiest Drag Queen Tatianna went out which surprised me, as I thought Tyra Sanchez would be the one to go, after that I watched Natalie Cassidy: Becoming Mum, it became 2am & it was now a year ago that my Beloved Amy Died in My Arms which makes me very sad !!

 My Beautiful Amy

Had another Hot Toddy then settled down to sleep, I think I'm finally coming out the other side of my cold Hurrah!!!.......


Thursday 11th Nov, Woke to a grey day pouring with rain & with howling winds, whistling down my chimney!! Dreamt I was in a building, there was a Greek restaurant at one end & a clothing factory at the other end & a home in the middle, I had a shower in the house and was sitting on the loo in a white fluffy toweling robe, when Peter Andre walked in saying he was a bit OCD and had to have another shower 10mins after his 1st, weird....... then I woke up!! Checked my post got my £30 of Capital Bonds in the post today, that will help with shopping costs this week. Washed & dried hair wore black jeans, Day-glow peach polo neck, green body warmer with hood, leopard print wellys, big black wool coat & my panda bobble hat.


Went off to see Aku with rich tea biscuits, and liver doggy treats in my pocket, the group of builders I usually pass said hello & we had a bit of a chat! I popped in the garden grabbed his lead & took him out for a walk, luckily the rain had stopped & he gobbled down the treats ravenously, bumped into my friend David in the park, with Stanley & Betty, had a chat while the dogs played, then continued on with my walk  bumped into the attractive well spoken guy with his puppy who I chatted to yesterday, when I came out of Wilkinsons. Chatted and walked the dogs together, then I went home!! Got in just before it started to pour with rain again!!


Chopped up a grilled quorn fillet & then put it in some home made ratatouille & heated it through like a stew for brunch, and read the papers a lot on the anarchist arseholes who merged with the students turning their protest into a violent Rally Attacking & smashing Conservative HQ....... MORONS their is a shot of one idiot in a purple T-Shirt & combat trousers, wielding a chair trying to smash it through a window, while wearing a police hat knocked from a policeman/woman (his parents must be so proud!!!!...... NOT!!!) most of this brain dead lot couldn't of even get a place at college/university if they tried (& I doubt most want to, most are there for a bit of mindless thuggery!!) I think all of those who entered the building, or were arrested outside or recognised via CCTV doing damage, or being violent should get a spell in prison, have to pay back the costs of damage however long it takes (otherwise our national debt is worse thanks to £1million damage caused & why should decent peoples taxes pay for it!!) plus everyone who was arrested or inside the building should be denied further education in the UK if they want it the Scum can F**k off abroad to get it!!)


Andrew Stone actually chatted to me on Twitter today calling me pretty!! (thanks!) RuPauls Drag Race have a Lip-Sync T-Shirt out which I love but they're out of small sizes (bummer!!) link to T-Shirts below in Yellow

RuPauls Drag Race Lip-Sync T-Shirts

I was meant to go over to Jennies tonight, but she is in bed with women's problems, maybe just as well, it would be emotional by Amy's grave. Watched "Have I Got News For You " very funny then "Celebrity Juice" hysterical then watched the brilliant True Blood. Charlotte Lewis has still not got back to me, Re John Bishops Britain (how rude!!) seems once your not of any use to them, they blank you, & too hell with the grief it causes you!! So I sent her a message in her inbox on Facebook, as she is a friend of my friend Ian.Then Had an early night to sweat my cold out.


Friday 12th Nov, Dreamt but it wasn't clear enough to recall, its pouring with rain out & grey but not as dark as usual, which was a nice change, checked post I had £8.50 in Tesco reward vouchers arrive today. I had a shower & dried hair & did make-up, wore black 90 denier tights, long KG black boots & my black knitted military style Jane Norman sweater dress, pulled on my cream Tommy Hilfiger coat & Chelsea Girl Panda bobble hat & grabbed my Kingfisher blue & gold Versace umbrella, to brighten up a drab day, then popped to Tesco & Wilkinsons for some essentials, bought with my Capital Bonds & my Club card reward vouchers. Then got a newspaper from my local newsagents & had a chat to the guys before heading home!


Got in did the washing up & put some laundry in & wrapped up nephew Andrews Match Attax Christmas pressie, then made a spicy tofu & quorn stew, which I had for dinner later. Did another lot of various retail job applications online (30 in all) & also applied for 15 auditions. Saw I had a email from This Morning, wanting to talk to me about going on there to discuss the Menopause. I emailed them back my telephone numbers that they had requested so they could discuss the topic with me. Got to keep busy somehow. Made a coffee & watched Raef & Ben do their stint on Celebrity Coach Trip, then Home & Away, then got down to some more housework, hoovering, dusting & putting the rubbish out!! The usual boring stuff I'd never be a Stepford Wife!!


Noticed my Hater GLP Goddess (GLP??? Greater London Prostitute??) had spread her bile as usual, on my "Remember, Remember the 5th Of November" blog on Tues 9th & as per usual she miss read, a great deal of what I said, no doubt due to wrongly reading between the lines, to make me conform to his/her (wrong!"! preconception of how they think I am, rather than read what is actually being said!! Funny how they "always" say the word sorry (when they are not remotely sorry) before bitching at me & then say that I'm bitchy Errrrr it's a Evil Barbie-Alter Ego!!!! when my blogs are full of both positive & negative comments, where as their comments are always 100% negative, I don't know if they are hoping to goad or upset me with their snipes? (unlucky if that's the case) if I was bothered I'd just delete them, what really makes me laugh is their constant repetitiveness, especially the line "This makes for uncomfortable reading" yet they continue reading, (obviously they like to punish themselves) ...... So my hater leave your address bellow & I'll send you a cushion in the post, next time I'm posting off some Ebay Sales, so it's a Tad more comfy for you in the future!!!.....


At midnight I began today's part of my blog, in a 50's style Baby doll nightie, Ugg Boot style slippers & a mud face pack on...... not a good look!!! (unless your Grace the Xfactor Stylist, Expect Katie Waissel to be sporting something not too dissimilar, on future Xfactor shows, going by past form!! If she isn't voted out soon) talking of styling, I have just seen my friend Ian Mann on "How To Look Good Naked" having a hair style make-over!! on E4


Awe James & Charlotte's winter themed wedding on "Don't Tell The Bride" is so sweet, what a lovely groom & what a lovely couple they make, almost brought a tear to my eye!!.....


Read the Paper..... God only knows with all that's going on, how Xfactors Wagner groping some 61yr gran in his car is a front page story??? (is Simon giving The Sun a huge lump sum to put it there, in the hopes it will discredit him enough to put off the people, who are voting en mass to keep the rubbish singer in for a laugh?)


One story that was pipped by Wagner was a sun reporter was Waterboarded to experience how humane it was or wasn't, he said after 12 seconds he could take no more & would of told his interrogator anything they wanted to make it stop. Which tells me its a bloody good tool to get info quick!! it certainly doesn't put me off it being used on extremist Taliban/al-Qaeda blood crazed scum, who cares if someone so sick as to brain wash people into being suicide bombers, suffer? I certainly don't !! I couldn't care less if they actually drowned let alone felt they were, as long as valuable info was gleaned!!


Another story Wagner kept off the front page was about the approximately 40 vile extremist scum that Jeered "British soldiers burn in hell" (while the civilised  gave a minutes silence at 11am) & burnt a giant remembrance day poppy. Every one of the Anti British scum that are happy to live here (most off of state hand outs they paid fuck all into) should be thrown into the back of a police van taken to a holding centre, while their family's are collected with only the shirts on their back & then Exiled from the UK for life all property & assets seized & sold off to put back into the states purse. If they hate the UK that much they can Fuck off elsewhere, whether born here originally or not!! But this country, thanks to weak soft Nannying New Labour has become a pussy!!! They have systematically taken the Great out of Great Britain & have chopped the balls off the British Bulldog and neutered him!! So much for "Rule Britannia, Britannia Rules The Waves, Britain Never, never, never shall be slaves!!! Thanks to those C**t's New Labour we don't "rule the waves" anymore  as due to there excessive wastage of the country's purse, on pointless nannying projects, miss management, shocking expenses fiddling & creating non jobs, or ones where no department talks to any other & nothing is achieved (prime example Baby P) we now have not got enough money in the purse for defence & so Navy Air Carriers are being retired & as for the "never never never shall be slaves" we are already slaves to Brussels & The EU & the Human Rights Bill thanks to those prise Wankers & deceitful C**t's Brown & Blair who denied us a referendum on the EU & made sure a general election was delayed, until eventually after 3 lots of NO votes Ireland (who did get a referendum) after a lot of badgering, finally caved in, ensuring it was all signed & sealed before Cameron got into power & in doing so, ensuring Cameron was no longer able to give us the referendum, that he could & would of  if Ireland were still abstaining!! The Rage I feel over how Tony & his Hench man Gordan, Raped & Pillaged the UK, England in Particular (as Scotland still gets many perks we south of the border don't!!) is Palpable!!....


Also in today's paper, was the little tosser in the purple T-shirt & camouflage pants & police cap, I wrote about yesterday, when he was caught on camera during student riots at The Conservatives HQ. Apparently 17yr Lewis O'Callaghan said his parents would be pissed off (and then some you prick!!) & made false excuses as to why he did it, which were easily disproved by witnesses & photographic evidence, ironicaly this moron hopes to take a sociology degree. Well how about instead of studying social interaction & the development of the human society & what binds & separates people, he actually takes a long look at his self & his fellow morons & works out, why they behaved in such a anti social way? more like an animal, than part of the human society (though that's unfair to animals) & muse on what bound him to the mindless thugs & what separated him from the law & law abiding citizens!! Arsehole!!


Also there was the disgusting story, of how some vile thug bastards, cut the head of a guys friendly tabby pet cat & stuck the head on the end of a firework stick & walked round parading it in the air, sadly the worst sentence these vile C**t's can get is 6 months in jail, well when the little shits are eventually caught, I hope they are put in a cell with a lifer pet lover, who impales them on a broom stick from up one orifice & out the other, and do us all a favour, as that kind of sick teen is the sort that turns into a serial killing adult!!


On a lighter note there were some fab pictures from the Annual Victoria Secrets Catwalk Show, I Love Victoria Secrets underwear & they always use pretty models with stunning figures, where as Haute Couture these days sends far too many scrawny models down the runway, with ugly or androgynous faces, on top of malnourished, emaciated looking body's that look like famine victims, not someone to aspire to!! The Pirelli Calendars also features stunning models.

 Amazing Victoria Secret Models

 Fab Victoria Secret Underwear

 Healthy Victoria Secret Model

 Hot Pirelli model

 Healthy Pirelli Model

 Do You Aspire To look Like This?

 Beyond Gaunt Couture Model

 Not A Healthy Couture Model

 As Sexy As A Victoria Secret Model?

Haute Couture's New Faces Of Beauty!!

David Walliams New Bride On Right

Super Models Really??

Oh for the Super Models of The 80's & 90's, Karen Mulder, Linda Evangalista, Christie Turlington, Claudia Shiffer, Naomi Cambel & the gorgeous Cindy Crawford, now they Were (and still are) Supermodels, the closest we have of the new crop of models for the millennium are the Victoria Secret Models. The Drag Queens from RuPauls Drag Race, put the latest recruits to the runway, to shame!! & in the shade!!....

Saturday 13th Nov, Dreamt something about a relationship I was in & a online web page I was running, then later I was in a brides dress & veil & my friend Jennie was in a long black strapless gown with big bouffant blonde hair (not unlike Frankensteins Bride) with a streak of black hair at one side, I went into a shop to take the dress off & give it back, but suddenly realised I had nothing to change into...... at that moment I was woken by my phone & it was my friend Jennie calling to apologise for cancelling Thursday, I said not to worry & we'd catch up soon.My throat is no longer feeling Like I have gargled gravel, but I have a tinkly cough & feel like I have inhaled dust, or some fine powder like talc & its on my lungs!!

Got washed & dressed & popped out to get some laundry detergent (with last of Tesco vouchers) & got a lottery ticket (hope that's OK with my hater GLP!!) that would help pay a few red letter bills!! Got a call from my friend Nicky to come over for a girly evening, she'd pick me up at 6pm & drop me home in the morning, her 2yr old daughter Emily has been saying all day "Wanna see doooooney!!" (me)

Made myself a hot toddy for my cold (Yes GLP I squandered another £1.50 on a mini JD, to make another 4 hot toddy's for my cold, I guess I should feel really bad about it huh!!, even though it works out cheaper & more effective than buying cough medicine!!......But don't worry I'll flagellate myself later in your honour!!) & then had 2 rolls with Quorn imitation meat & mustard in, as I hadn't eaten or drank anything since I'd got up, then packed a few things for my overnight stay at Nicky's, then had a diet caffeine free coke before Nicky arrived at 6pm.


We popped in to see Nicky's mum & dad, as Nicky's lovely dad Jim has been quite ill lately, & I love Jim to bits & Vice versa. Saw Nicky's brother too who was over from Ireland on business. Emily AKA Mini was on my lap and we were joking about with her Pepper Pig slippers & she was being very cute!! The Rugby was on the TV New Zealand against some other team, never been into Rugby guys but caught a glimpse of NZ's number 21 phwoooor hello hottie!! whoever you are???? Then we went to Nicky's for some girly time in front of the TV & caught up on all the gossip!! Then it was Xfactor time!.....

This weeks Xfactor show is Elton Johns Songs, in a no doubt Ass lick Homage to one of their future guests!! Danni looked fresh & pretty in her little Grecian number, didn't like Cheryl's platted fringe hair, dress was so so, pretty but not spectacular, but her earrings were too heavy for her lobes and kept jiggling distractingly & didn't really go with it!! Louie's Just For Men was going strong, aptly enough!!!

 This Weeks Personal Critique Of The 9 Xfactor Finalists

Matt Cardle :- Great Voice as always, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" was an excellent song choice for him, Styling so so, average to bland but OK

Rebecca Ferguson :- Her Vocals were good, "Candle In The Wind" was a good song choice, (expected Louie to steal it for Mary!!)..... Hair & make-up was lovely but horrible frumpy beige dress was too big for her (almost looked like a maternity frock) and the colour did nothing for her, she looked like a cross between a black Jackie O & Michelle Obama, but not in a good way!!!

Mary Byrne :- FFS!!!!!!!Yet again the severe hair, this time with a big Silver, tacky, cheap looking, fabric star, hair decoration. Every week in her VT she is out & about with her hair down, looking prettier & younger & yet Still they insist on a style that doesn't flatter her, continuing to make her look like picture below, but they have swapped the black clothing uniform they give her, for purple, last week and for chocolate tonight, soooo unimaginative, never a splash of bright colour, which you can tell from the VT's she likes to wear!! Not a good song choice, her 2nd worst vocal in show thus far. Didn't suit her voice she faltered a bit at the start, and improved towards the end!! She would of been much better off with "Candle In The Wind" than with "Can You Feel The Love Tonight" if Cheryl didn't bag the song 1st Louie was mad not to!!

Paije Richardson :- Last week the stylist styled him as The Nutty Professor, tonight she styled him as The Nutty Professor moonlighting at Butlins, awful far to old for him, he's dressed like his granddad..... Crocodile Rock wasn't really the right key for his voice, OK vocal, but he has no star quality or star presence, nice enough lad but that's it!!

Aiden Grimshaw :- He looked good, the silver jacket kinda suited him & the "Rocket Man" song but the song was too big for him & at times he was flat & off key!!.... far from his best again, but at least he gurned less & managed a smile tonight!!


One Direction :- Safe song choice, Good consistent, in tune vocals, but bland no stage presence, they all looked kind of static, stood atop those large cubes, Styling not good & for once I can't blame Grace the awful stylist, as the boys put their own outfits together, all in all bland & unexciting, I expected more from them!!!


 Cher Lloyd :- Good make-up & hair, the prettiest she has ever looked so far, even beating last week, her eyebrows so much better, good vocal, Stylist obviously decided to turn her into a Cheryl clone, hair & make-up totally Cheryl Cole & the same with the clothes & It would not surprise me in the slightest if she was actually wearing Cheryl's clothes, the leggings with sheer cut outs looked a tad big for her, I bet they are Cheryl's, as Cher is even skinner than Cheryl! "Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word" was a good song choice.


Katie Waissel :- Again her styling looked better this week, so I think it's probably safe to say yet again she ignored Grace the (shite) stylist & did her own thing, good for you Katie!! The Ghetto head scarf did a good job of hiding those ears & dark root's (have you been reading my critique Katie??) The Song "Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" was to big for Katie's vocal range & she rasped & shouted it, more than sang it, Simon said that although not her strongest vocals, it was the most entertaining performance of the night (no doubt to justify keeping her in last week) really Simon was it really? take away the backing dancers dancing round her it would of been a big fat nothing of a performance!!


Wagner:- Well what a surprise YET AGAIN!! 2 songs cut and shunted together AS ALWAYS!!!, can't he remember the lyrics of one song all the way through?, Totally out of tune, off key, and flat, as well as timing being off, Halloween he was dressed as a Ring Master, last week as Elvis & tonight as Liberace moonlighting as a Ring Master, cheap & tacky like he'd raided a fancy dress reject box.


The Xtra Factor - In a Word - Boring!!..... The reason ? .......In two words - Konnie Huq , there was one shock though ..... Nichola McKlean!!.......OMFG!!!!! What the hell has happened to her?? she looked dead skinny (positively anorexic) and dead ropey, her once lovely hair has been cut into a kind of bob, and looks dry, yellow & brittle!!! YUCK!!!!.......


Went to bed at 2am after some very funny drunken conversation with Nicky & read the paper, apparently Xfactor Katie & Cheryl have had a load of bust ups with Cheryl calling her a Bitch!! & she chose the Elton song "The Bitch Is Back" for her to sing, but she rebelled & chose "Saturday Nights Alright For Fighting" trying to recall how "The Bitch Is Back" went to work out if it would of been better suited to her voice (as her own choice wasn't!!) Also more on the moronic piece o shite Lewis O'Callaghan, apparently his father Melvyn is also a moron, despite being a university professor, as instead of stating he was ashamed of his sons behaviour, he said he supported him, saying he was exercising his right to protest...... Yes he had a right to (peacefully)  protest!! BUT he had NO right to commit criminal damage & vandalise the place!!!!


Sunday 14th Nov, I was still wide awake at 7am but by 8am I thought I might be able to start drifting off, just as I thought that I heard Emily (AKA mini) get up & call "Mummy!!" & shortly after seeing Nicky for a cuddle, she came in & dived on me, for some of the same, a cuddle & tickle session later we went downstairs & I had some peanut butter on toast & a coffee for breakfast. Nicky wasn't feeling too well, she had a few periods of illness over the past 2-3 months & they sounded very much like, the symptoms I had before I reached the agonizing stage of my gallstones. Which were bloated stomach, belching (which I never did before) vomiting clear thick sticky mucus like bile, cramps in stomach, pains in back, shortness of breath, feeling cold & shivery but forehead clammy & sweaty. Nicky got steadily worse over the afternoon so I stayed with her another day. I kept Mini amused while Nicky was mostly sofa bound, popped out for a NOTW & a few snacks when she had improved a bit, but she still felt scared to eat (like I did when I had had my gallstone attacks!) Watched TV burp Then The Xfactor Results show.


Danni & Cheryl looked nice, except for Cheryl's red hair that doesn't suit her, thought if Wagner still wrongly survives eviction the bottom two would be out of, Paije, Aiden & Katie. the contestants mimed their group song poorly, Wagner totally hiding his mouth with the mike so you could not see that he had know idea what the lyrics he recorded earlier were. I wasn't impressed by JLS (Just Lip Sync) their new single & performance left me indifferent. Westlife were fine & looking good, but Take That's performance was marred by the distraction of Robbie Mad Eyes Williams who's manic eyes & facial expressions, looked like those of someone, who was brain damaged/insane & not like the face of a man who had won his battle with drugs!! The results came through & Aiden & Katie were in the bottom two, Aidens nerves got the best of him & he sung both out of time and flat at times, Katie sang better of the two, so I felt Aiden was out unless it went to deadlock, as Katie had got the least actual public votes for the past 2 weeks, Louie took it to deadlock but to my surprise Katie survived (no doubt by the skin of her teeth!!) Skimmed through NOTW earlier, apparently Xfactors Matt Cardle is having a fling, with Ropey Xfactor Stylist Grace Woodward, so his taste in women is obviously as bad as her taste in clothes!!.....


Nicky then put Mini to bed, she is in Love with Simon Cowell, no interest in other judges or contestants, she just sits there mesmerised & shouts "Simon" as soon as he is on screen, we asked her why she liked Simon so much? & she said "Money!!" we cracked up (talk about out of the mouth of babes she's only 2yrs old!!) Half watched I'm a Celebrity while chatting to Nicky, plus Take That: Look Back, Don't Stare which was pretty boring!! Went to bed at 12.30am after being awake over 24hrs straight!...... Tomorrows the start of another week!!