Sunday, 23 January 2011

The Week Before, The Week After!!

Monday 17th Jan, By 7.30am I still hadn't fallen asleep, so I thought I might as well get up!! Wore my black studded leggings, my black Petit Bateau, scoop neck top & silver cardigan. Put my hair up in a bun & popped to the shop for a paper. Perused the paper while having Alpen & a coffee (with caffeine) for breakfast. Apparently Jordan has returned home, for a final showdown with Alex Reid. Telling him to pack his bags, after he sold a pic of him wrestling at the gym, with her son Junior, when he knows she has been slowly withdrawing her kids from the limelight.

There was a really cute story of a Bearded Collie dog, called Mabel, who suffers from Narcolepsy, when she gets excited by things, such as the postman delivering, or playing with pals, she collapses asleep for a few mins, which confuses her when she wakes to find them gone!! awe bless a video of her is below....

Travelodge has enraged murder victim's family's, because it has employed 3 female killers, in the same Travelodge hotel, in a bid to rehabilitate them (I wonder if they do, murder mystery weekend bookings??) One on reception, and two room cleaners.

More proof that The Lunatics have taken over The Immigration Asylum, Shadrick Heslop, 21 the brutal leader of a street gang, which left a boy fighting for his life, has escaped deportation (WTF!!!!!!) because the (out of touch) immigration judges agreed it would breach HIS human rights! The scum set his ferocious pit-bull dog on a rival in a school playground, another lad intervened & was stabbed 6 times, suffering a punctured lung. He was sentenced to 2 years (in itself no where near long enough) & was ordered to be deported back to Jamaica, he appealed & was released last month, after they agreed he had a right to live in Britain with his parents (F**k right off, he lost any rights when he became vicious criminal scum!!) If he wants to be with his parents they should deport them too!! Then parents of scum like him might start thinking twice about how they bring up their feral scum kids!!

Talking of feral scum, nothing about the vile Crossbow Cannibal lately, which sadly means he is still alive, so one can only assume, he has stopped his hunger strike!! or they have force fed him ...... Bugger!!!

Did some housework chores laundry/washing-up/hoovering/dusting while listening to the saddo's on Jeremy Kyle & then This Morning. Then at 1pm I popped out to job centre & printed off some jobs to send off CV's to, then went to pay my Decembers rent (still trying to keep out with outgoings, when nothings coming in!!) at my letting agents & complain, yet again that my bath taps had not been sorted yet!! (cold tap wont turn on, hot tap once turned on, takes 20mins to turn off!!) meaning some times the bath can come close to over flowing & its too hot to get in until, it's stood for a hr or so, very annoying!! 

Cold & rainy out, it had been howling with wind outside all night! Went for a two hour walk round the park, in the misty rain, to try wear myself out, to aid sleep tonight, I hate my insomnia!! & it seems to be getting worse the older I get! Today is supposedly Blue Monday (the most depressing day of the year, can't say it feels any worse than any other, personally) but below is a Link to The Merengue Dog, that would cheer anyone up Blue Monday, or no Blue Monday!!

Bumped into my friend John, with his dog in the park & we had a coffee & a catch up chat. Got home Ironed some dry laundry & put it away in relevant draws/wardrobes. Had 4 Krisprolls with Peanut Butter & a pack of Wotsits & a diet coke. Went through some more bags from back room  was disappointed to discover there wasn't a new 'Celebrity 5 Go To'..... with a new set of Celebs & new location on Ch4 at 5pm but there was a new 'Come Dine With Me' with a rather repulsive Italian hairdresser Marcello, who seemed to think he was the bomb!! The word Arsehole springs to mind!!

With Johns Doggies

Watched Home & Away (best soap on TV) Had another 4 Krisprolls with Peanut Butter & a pack of Wotsists, as I didn't feel hungry enough for a meal! 

Watched the Soaps, then 'The Biggest loser' followed by 'Tool Academy' those guys really are A1 Arseholes!! Temper Tantrum Jake kicked off, when lie detectors were introduced, not only aggressive with crew, but also towards his partner Bita. I hope that girl gets some courage & dumps him, before she is a battered partner, I also hope her parents see this & make her leave him!! Thankfully Toni has gone from trusting her bit of scum Liam 100% to not fully trusting him! Hurrah!! The one nicknamed Twinkle Toes left this week, as his only crime was having female friends (big deal!!) Then watched Chatty Man his bit with Jonathan Ross was funny. 

Jonathan Ross

There was a lot of hoo-harr in the USA over Ricky Gervais hosting of  The Golden Globes, Americans really can't laugh at themselves. 'If Charlie Sheen, was actually offended by Ricky Gervais' joke, at the Golden Globes, he really needs to get off his high whores!!'  I then watched Comics Choice: Lee Mack, I love Lee Mack, I find him very funny. Then after over 40hrs with no sleep I settled down to sleep at 1.10am (Calories Consumed 1,423)

Tuesday 18th Jan, I must of fallen asleep some time after 3am (early for me) after over 40hrs with no sleep again. Just as well I'm not one of those people, who has any interest in getting into drugs, especially speed, or I'd never sleep, I have a hard enough time as it is, even without any caffeine in my life!! I know I dreamt but can't recall details, but think it was to do with acting! I had 2 Krisprolls with Peanut butter for breakfast & some coffee to wash down some pain killers for my neck, shoulders & back. Pulled on silver grey Juicy Couture tracksuit & my TrimSoles & popped out to the shop for my Sun newspaper.

Read the newspaper, apparently Alex Reid has told he wants £2Million off Jordan to leave their marital home. Even with The Sun's £50,000 reward, still no evidence has come forward, to help solve Jo's murder, the week before Christmas. So the front page is her parents, brother & boyfriend appealing for anybody who suspects someone of being responsible, to come forward. They must be in such inner torment, poor things. 

Shrien Dewani the Indian groom, accused of murdering his bride on Honeymoon in South Africa, has said he MAY agree to face trial there, if his demands of bail during trial & any subsequent appeal are met. Meanwhile the funeral of Bride Michaela McAreavey, who was murdered by thieving hotel workers, while on Honeymoon in Mauritius, was held yesterday. 

Happiness Cut Short

Finished the paper, then did a load of job searches & applied to over 30 online (no one could say I'm not trying to get work, I apply to over 100 jobs & 20 auditions a week!!) I took even more painkillers & put a heat pack on my neck (roll on Feb 8th when I get some more acupuncture) Had Lunch at 2pm watching 'May The Best House Win' a Edam & veggie bacon, wholemeal sandwich, with a Diet Coke. Then sorted out more bags of stuff from the back room!!

Sorted even more bags while watching 'Come Dine With Me' & 'Home & Away' later my agency contacted me to see if I'm free, to do a photo shoot for British Vogue on 1-3rd of Feb? Location to be confirmed!! You bet I am, I have been reading Vogue Magazine since I was 8yrs old! Now I just have to wait to see if I'm selected!! Fingers Crossed. I messaged Annabelle's wigs as I sent back Andreanna wig over a week ago, to exchange for the Dolly wig but Dolly has not turned up yet! Took more painkillers & re heated a pad for my neck as its very painful & stiffer than a Sex Addict that's taken a Viagra Overdose today!

Stopped sorting for the day, as the pain in my neck, shoulders & arms was too great! It was so bad I felt like crying. Watched EastEnders Then 'Snog, Marry, Avoid' & 'Hotter Than My Daughter' The makeovers in both were pretty dire! Then my fave Car Crash TV Show 'Big Fat Gypsy Wedding' was back, with another bad taste fest of weddings, LOVELY!! 

I loved the show last year & I was gutted it was only one show. So I'm delighted there is now 5 weeks of it! I also know that I shouldn't, but I LOVED the Dayglow Pink, Flamenco Bridesmaid Dresses on tonight's show, mind you, I'd quite like stunning Drag Queen Bridesmaids, if I got married (which may explain why I'm single & never married at 46 lol) I'm a Typical Gemini, one twin in me loves all that is beautiful, classy & aesthetic & the other twin loves the fun, of gaudy tack!! Two Links to the show below in Yellow (one a short clip & one the whole show!)

 The Show
 One Of The Brides
 The Dress & The Train
 The Carriage
Another Wedding And 
A shocking Pink Bridesmaid Dress
But NOT From The Wedding With The 
Dayglow Pink Bridesmaid Dress I LOVED

Heated up the heat pad for my neck again & took more painkillers with another coffee & had 4 Krisprolls with Peanut Butter, for a snack, as I didn't feel hungry enough for a meal (only good thing about all this pain is, it robs you of an appetite!!) Did some stretching exercises to aid my neck & back, but my uber stretchy self still ached! OUCH!!

Had a Decaf coffee & some more pain killers. Removed 6 ball links from the gold bracelet, with the turquoise charm, Candie got me for Xmas, as it was too big for my tiny wrists & hands & would fall off, if I hung my arm by my side. Also put my long Black coat in the washing machine, as it got muddy from the Park Monday, with all the dogs there, jumping up at me. I hung it from the kitchen door to dry. Watched a bunch of CSI & chatted on Twitter & Facebook. Later I had a tomato CupaSoup, then after the Borne Ultimatum at 2.10am I had what for me, was an early night! (Calories consumed 1,826)

Wednesday 19th Jan, Despite an early night I was still awake at 6.30am, so thought I might as well get up! Checked my Hotmail & then chatted to my Ex Hollyoaks friend, Simon Cole, in LA on Twitter for a bit, love him, he always makes me laugh!! 

 Simon Living The LA Life

Dry brushed my legs to increase circulation & aid in fat break down & weight loss. Pulled hair into pony tail & slipped on my Juicy Couture tracksuit & TrimSoles, popped to the Shop for a Sun paper, Closer Magazine & some milk & Zero Cokes. (Zero Cokes have a hint of lemon after taste to them, where as a Caffeine Free Diet Coke, has a hint of ginger after taste to it!


Had some Fruit & Fibre Cereal for breakfast. Then continued sorting in the back room & in the 2nd case, off the top of the wardrobe, I found my grass skirt & Clam shell bikini top & the rest of my fancy dress, 4 days AFTER the Hawaiian Fancy Dress Party (Typical) I had a bit of a fit of the giggles, while sorting out my massive Fancy Dress Outfit Case, 47 this year & I still have a Fancy Dress Box!! I really am a big kid!! 

Continued sorting while half watching This Morning at the same time,  Mabel the Narcoleptic Bearded Collie, was on Day Break earlier (so sweet bless her!!) Watched Loose Women, while sorting through more stuff to eBay & eating a very yummy Cheese, Veggie Bacon & Olive Sandwich, with Salsa Sauce & a Zero Coke for lunch.

Put a white wash in the machine, my friend Mike called at 1.30pm checking I was still free, to go out Saturday in Harpenden still? I said that, indeed I was. I found a load of my 80's/90's outfits & designs from when I worked for Jungle, some student/goth or rockers, on eBay might buy them, or foreigners abroad, they are kind of in vogue, with the faux Tiger/Leopard Skin & leather trim & studding & fringing!! I will see if I can try photo myself in them, on my laptop webcam, to put on eBay, as I don't have a camera that works at mo!

Dig that 80's Faux Tiger Skin, Jungle Jacket!!

Watched 'May The Best House Win' with a tomato & croutons CupaSoup & chunky KitKat & carried on sorting, until at 5pm I took a break to take some pain killers as neck & shoulders were agony!! Then I laid on the bed, to watch idiot Marcello on 'Come Dine With Me' shut my eyes, due to neck pain & next thing I knew it was 7pm. I must of had a 2hr Nap, after another night with no sleep. I will catch up with 'Home & Away' tomorrow & maybe 'Come Dine With Me' on 4OD today! I awoke famished!! So I had a egg mayo sandwich & pkt of Wotsits & downed more pain killers, as my neck is so painful I could cry!

I watched CSI, then turned over to Ch4+1 to watch 'Will My Crash Diet Kill Me?' & then 'Mary Portas: Secret Shopper' from 9pm. As I don't have Sky1, to see if we are on Showbusiness again this week?? I put another heat pack on my neck, to still trying ease my pain! Soon I had a load of texts, emails & facebook/twitter messages saying, that we were not on 'Louie Spence's Showbusiness' this week & it was quite boring this week & my absence was felt, which was sweet!!

Say Ughhhhhh!!

On 'Will My Crash Diet Kill Me?' I learnt that a white tongue is a sign of dehydration (I knew dark pee was <the lighter the pee the more hydrated you are!> but not the tongue thing!) 

Then I watched Mary Portas: Secret Shopper on Ch4+1, lovely I was in my element. I hate bad Customer Service, Customer Service along with sales, was one of the main things I won most of my awards for, when I worked in Retail!! It's not hard to give good service & it also earns you sales & commission!!  

When I was account Manager for Aspects in Dickens & Jones Regent St, I made more sales as a single account, than the 2 full timers & 3 part timers, who replaced me, when I left!!.... How?? Simple I = 1 Good Customer Service employee & They =  5 Non Customer Service focussed staff!! 

I bet Aspects are missing my sales right now!! One January I was 666.8% OVER target, on D&G. That's in a month where everything was at sale price & at a time of year most people are bringing Xmas gifts back to refund!! 

I Abhor bad service, there is no excuse for it, I expect it even in cheap shops like Primark or Poundland. I expect staff in any store to smile, know where items are, to speak & understand English, to have fashion or product knowledge & to be helpful & show me where I can locate things, I don't give a f**k how cheap the items are the service should be the same in all.... it's not hard to do, in any quality level shop, it's not rocket science!!.... 

One thing Primark need to sort out is, those bio degradable paper shopping bags (yes they may be good for the environment!!) but they fall to bits like tissue paper, in even the lightest misty rain, if they must use them, they should double, or triple bag them, as cheap clothing is not cheap, when you get home, only to find half of your purchases have been lost, through a hole at the back/bottom of the bag caused by rain!! or weight of purchases i.e shoes!!

I am VERY good at Retail Management/Sales & So Experienced & yet despite sending off 15-20 job applications a day. Yet I'm still being offered a shit 11K (before tax) to be a key holder, Store Manager, with all the responsibility that entails, which I just can't afford to take, even if I want to (when commuting can cost up 5K a year & rent is 8K = 13K & that's before bills & food & household cleaning essentials, are added, so £11K is 2K less than that, even before tax is taken) My Saturday promo staff got more than 11K a year, where as 25-35K plus bonuses & commission, was the normal wages for me, over 10years ago!! Now they are offering 14-24K less for the same job. 

These days the retail company's pay shit money, so the only ones who can afford to take jobs are young kids/adults living with parents, who have f**k all experience, let alone people skills, or foreigners who struggle with the language, so have poor customer service & who get extra handouts on top of their wages, so can afford to work for that, with their cheap rent, Council or Association flats, that I can't get despite being on the waiting list 30yrs!!

What really makes me laugh is my local WH Smiths, every time you go to the till, they try and sell you a £1 Galaxy choc bar. I go in 1-2 times a month, and always see 1 of 3 of the same staff . Each time they ask me, if I want to buy a Galaxy bar, I show them the Slimming & Health & Fitness Magazines, I am buying & say "I don't think that's a good idea do you?"........ you'd think after the 20th time of doing this, they would recall me & know not to ask, or if they're too unobservant, or too thick to recognise me, you'd of thought that they, would make some connection to the Diet/Health Magazines & No Choc!! Dumb Asses!!

Then I watched 'The Joy Of Teen Sex' from all the comments I'd seen pop up in the prior hr, on Twitter (I'm watching on +1) I expected to be shocked & outraged, but other than the fact most had, had sex with 8+ people by 16yrs (slags - both the boys & girls) it was tame-ish..... Girl who had lots of unprotected sex shown the stupidity of her attitude! Girl having a waxed Brazilian  (I could of done without the close up, mine is never that red and ugly looking after!! - not a good ad for the salon) then a Playboy Vajazzle added. A guy having his cock pierced (not pretty!!) & some bird saying her BF had funky tasting cum (diet sorts that out!!) so hardly that debauched!! Maybe I am just less easily shocked, I lived on Farming Estates, so didn't have a sheltered upbringing??

Felt very hungry all day today, despite teen sex's best efforts, to put me off my dinner!! So I had a bowl of cereal then continued sorting, I  think most of the stuff will be going back, into back room from lounge tomorrow. Found the Hawaiian shirts & more fancy dress stuff, then tired I went to bed at 2.30am. (Calories consumed 2,243)

Thursday 20th Jan, I fell asleep pretty rapidly after going to bed for once. Had one of my busy dreams that was connected to acting and designing, Candie was in it as usual & so was my ex Greek Cypriot BF Angelo/Giorgio (he went by his 2nd name for a while) we seemed to be back together again & very happy. Woke at 9am & got on the scales no weight loss or gain, which is a relief as been feeling hungry this week, so I thought I may have gained some weight, so I'm relieved I didn't gain any!!  

Had some Fruit & Fibre & a coffee for breakfast. Dressed in black wet look leggings & grey v-neck, angora jumper. Tied hair in pony tail, & wore candy pink Versace lipstick & black liquid liner & mascara, put on long flat black boots & popped to the shop to get a Sun paper. 

Had a few emails from my friend Julie, she said she was going to the spiritual church we go to tonight, if I wanted to come? I said I'd already promised to go round Jennies tonight, but if she gives me advanced notice, the next Thurs or Sunday she goes, I'll join her. Julie & I have so much in common & since we met we found, that we have lived in different parts of the country, at the same time, so its surprising our paths hadn't crossed before we 1st met, 8yrs ago!! Many people mistake us for sisters & a few time she's mistaken a pic of me for her & vice versa, in mutual friends photos. 

Lovely Buddy Julie

Did some more sorting while listening to 'This Morning' & threw out another bin bag full of toot! I had a quick chit chat with Astrologer Russell Grant on Twitter, his parting words to me being 'You are 'wicked' June - but I like you ;-)' very Dick Emmery lol. An Ex Jan (the Belgian Guy) has started contacting me again, via emails this time. It's funny how all the men in my past never let go 100% & always keep (or get back) in touch. I continued sorting until 2pm then had a veggie sausage & hard boiled egg sandwich with brown sauce & some Twiglets for lunch with a Diet Coke, while watching 'May The Best House Win' then continued sorting back room. 

By 3.30pm I felt shattered & had to have a lay down & slept until 5pm then watched 'Come Dine With Me', 'Home & Away' (yesterday's) then today's 'Home & Away' then I smartened myself up, to go to Jennies & had a bowl of Fruit & Fibre as I had the munchies! As I'd not eaten since lunch. Got to Jennies & there was a bit of a atmosphere in the house, Edgar went off to play darts, Lara later told me their dog Champ (A miniature Lassie type Collie) who'd been living with another family for some years, had died, awe shame he was a very sweet dog. 

Watched 'Come Fly With Me' not very funny & the promotion scene connected to sex scandal, had serious de ja vou, I've seen that whole idea somewhere before!! Maybe on 'Little Britain' definitely somewhere, 100% sure! Then watched 'Not Going Out' Very funny!! Then watched new show '10 O'clock Live' two words 'Very Disappointing!!' Edgar came home & I went home & watched 'Comics Choice:Sean Lock' again very funny. then watched the film 'Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind' Not bad, a touch Surreal, then crashed out at 2am. (Calories 1,628)

Friday 21st Jan, I had a really weird dream last night, that I had gallstones again, and I was sent to the chemist by the Doc with a prescription for gaffer tape for my tits!! WTF?? Got up at 9am had a coffee & Fruit & Fibre for breakfast, dressed same as yesterday, but with my beige, Oasis, Faux Fur, Gilet on top. Annabelle's wigs said I should of got my Dolly wig by now, so is sending out a 2nd in the post as 1st must of got lost. 

My friend Julie emailed me to say it was a shame I couldn't go to the spiritualist church Last night, as she saw Quote 'One of the best mediums I have ever seen'. It said on the news a man who lived close to Jo, has been held for questioning re her murder, after a phone call lead! I wonder if it was the neighbour who lived in the same building as her, who helped her boyfriend jump start his car when he went off to Sheffield?

R.I.P Jo

Popped to the shop for the paper. Front page is the headlines 'Jo's Dutch, Neighbour Nicked. It doesn't say if he was the neighbour, that helped Jo's boyfriend, jump start his car when he went away?

There was a moving story about 'identical' twin brothers who share the same genetic defect, only it affects Neil on the inside & identical twin Adam on the outside (Link to story in Yellow below)

There was a pic of a cute mouse, in the peppers at Tesco's, I bet I'm the only one who looked at it & thought ahhhhh bless, though lol 

Murder suspect groom Shrien Dewani, is apparently too stressed to show up in court, for his extradition hearing, due to stress & depression. This story I think, is going to run a long time, before we get to the truth of, what really happened that day!

Ian Man Text me at 2.15pm asking if I wanted to go to a Reality TV Virgin's Porn Night tonight, with Bex from BB9? I said it sounded a laugh, but in my present situation, I can't really afford to pay out fares, into London, this Friday & then again next Friday (when filming the final for Louie Spence's Showbusiness) shame it's on this Friday instead of next, then I could of gone after filming. 

 Ian Partying With BB Bex & Boyfriend

Had lunch of a veggie sausage sandwich, with hard boiled egg & Nat's home made pickle, while watching 'May The Best Home Win' then went back to sorting, which is going forward in leaps & bounds!  Lifted a heavy suitcase filled with fabric, onto the top of the wardrobe, must of weighed about 6st (with the heavy pink metal case weight too) it's like having a weight lifting session in the gym. I stopped at 5pm to watch 'Come Dine With Me' rejoicing in watching Vile Cocky Marcello come last ha ha ha!! while eating a Mint Magnum (yum!!!) 

Continued sorting & putting things back in the back room at last, then stopped at 6.30pm to watch 'Home & Away' then did more sorting for a hr, then had dinner of  2 Quorn burgers, grilled tomato's & roasted new potatoes, while watching Corrie & EastEnders. Chatted online to Kathryn Danzey (Twitter @BeautyBizNews) find her at  & she is going to send me some Collagen face masks to try, so look out for future blogs & I will tell you if they are good & if so where to get them!!

Watched 'Comedy Rocks' on ITV yet again resident stand up Russell Kane wasn't funny, but his hair looked better. Next week the god damn awful Lee Nelson is on, so that week, with both him & Russell Kane on, The Comedy most certainly wont Rock!! It will be more like Comedy Cocks!!

Lee Nelson

Continued to put things back into my back room/walk in wardrobe, while listening to 'The 50 Funniest Moments 2010' finding ingenious ways of putting stuff back in, that maximises storage & yet takes up less space. Doing a pretty good job of it, even if I do say so myself!! 

Which is just as well as I am out on the town for once, in Harpenden tomorrow with Mike, so I will only have 3/4 of a day of sorting!! I Got peckish, so had another bowl of Fruit & Fibre & a coffee. Continued sorting while watching 'Keith Lemons Very Brilliant World Tour'  Very, very, funny!! then continued putting stuff back in the back room until 3.30m then tired, I went to bed!! (Calories consumed 1,691)

Saturday 22nd Jan, Dreamt I was living in a pretty large property, I don't know where & I knew where some girl had been killed (I don't know who) it was in a small, perfectly square bathroom, that was white with black accessories, the toilet was white with a black seat, the hand basin was small, and I cant recall if there was a small bath, or a shower, all due to me having a vision of it! I wasn't sure where the house was, but I was looking at house plans with detectives, to try help them pinpoint this bathroom. 

I woke at 9am at 9.30am the postman had a recorded delivery for me it was from Annabelle's wigs (hurrah my Dolly wig had arrived!!) opened it & bugger it was the wrong wig (so inboxed her on Facebook that she'd sent me out the wrong one, the one she sent looks like Andreanna again!) bugger!!! Now I'm going to have to post it back out again!!

Base of spine & neck & shoulders in a lot of pain today (all that lifting yesterday probably didn't help!! ) nor does the grey rainy day outside!! Mike phoned me at 12.38pm  to say he' meet me in Bar 62 at 8pm, I dressed the same as yesterday & popped to the shop for a paper, diet coke & some cereal. 

Read the paper, they have arrested Jo's neighbour in connection to her murder after a weeping woman named him as a suspect on the phone, after the 'Crime Watch' appeal!! 

There is a bit on Jordan Skiing in Switzerland (no doubt while hiding a load of cash from Alex there lol) Dubai's World Islands are sinking (I saw them when I was there a few years back!!) apparently though a spokesman is denying that fact. 

Boffins have invented invisible, seamless, knickers, for wearing under the clingiest of clothes! They are to be sold in Debenhams (bet they sell out quick!) 

More Feral Scum, have attacked a frail partly-blind 92yr olds gran Edith Brickhill, kicking her in the head, after punching her to the ground, to steal her purse with £30 in it, she has twice been targeted before by local scum, locals think local yobs, are targeting vulnerable victims, on the estate. We need tough USA style jails, no luxury's in cells & soft sentencing, this just is getting far, FAR too common!

Is This Any Way To Treat A 92 Yr Old!?

I have never been a Tennis fan, but seeing Spain's, Rafael Hadal's Armani underwear pics I have to say!! Helllllloooooooo!!!

Pictures of Amanda Holden looking bloody awful in pink coat & bouffant hair, at Liverpool's 'Britain's Got Talent' auditions, her hair is fine like mine & she has too big a forehead, Not to have a fringe!! 

Not A Good Look Amanda

Finished reading the paper, then continue sorting the back room out while listening to Viva's Top 50 Number One's, Busted came on is it sad that at 46 I still fancy Charlie?? Think it's the Thunderbird like eyebrows on a cute face! 


Had a Salmon  Sandwich & Diet Coke, to keep me going as I sorted! Continued until 5.30pm then washed & dried hair, did make-up & wore Jane Normans, black jersey, shirt dress, over wet look leggings & my long flat boots, & put in my Annabelle's wigs, half wig Rachel to add a bit more length & body to my baby fine hair. 

Half Wig Rachel

I tried taking some webcam pics from laptop, to get the settings right, so I could take pics of things to go on eBay, but no matter I did with settings I either looked jaundiced or like a Oompa Loompa as you can see below, also it takes instant pics there is no count down so you can't click, then step back (pretty pointless!!)

 Jaundiced In The Bathroom
 Orange Just Outside Bathroom
 Ginger Outside Bathroom
 Oompa Loompa!!
 Oranges & Lemons!

At 8pm, I set off, Just as Take Me Out was coming on (will have to watch tomorrow if on!!) Just as I was heading off my mobile phone went & I answered immediately, assuming it was Mike, saying "Yeah just heading across now!!" When instead I heard the confused voice of my friend Julie, say "What??" I explained that I was off to meet Mike at Bar 62, & thought she was him calling to see where I was, and then thinking she may of been calling for a chat, or a bit of company, I asked her if she wanted to join us? 

Mike is also friends with Julie too, as she is a great girl. I was sat alone bored until 8.45pm, Mike said he said 8.30pm (But he didn't, I typed what time he said on here, as he rang & even thought "Damn just when Take Me Out is on, shame its not 9pm!!") Had 2 V&T's (Slimline) while waiting & lost the seats I was saving. I had a drink with Mike & Julie arrived looking beautiful & very Marilyn Monroe-ish, at 9.30pm. Had a laugh & a drink & when Julie was at the bar, Mikes friend Called to invite him to a party in Radlet, so we got a bottle of booze & got a taxi to the party. 

There were not that many people there but a nice buffet which I got stuck into, as I was now hungry, some nice veggie, cheese or fish choices & a few cheese cakes & gateau's, Danced a bit in the disco room but was a bit naff, as the DJ was not interacting on the mike, just putting on pre made CD's and wandering off to party himself, so I hope he wasn't being paid for the night!! Got chatting to a Married couple from Hartford She was a Pilate's Instructor & he a Builder, who specialises in flooring these day. 

Had a bit of a laugh chatting to them & then I had a bit of a heart to heart with Julie, who was devastated by her recent relationship break up & I managed to see it from a different perspective & hopefully she is no longer mystified by her Exes behaviour. We left party around 6am dropping Mike off en route & got to mine around 6.45am, had a Decaf coffee & more of a heart to heart with Julie & crashed out in my double bed together, at around 7.30am!! (Calories consumed 1,707)

Sunday, 23rd Jan, Julie & I woke at 10.30am & she said my chat with her last night had really helped! Which is good to hear, I'm glad I could be of some help. I popped to the shop & got a NOTW. It says on the front cover that, Jo's Neighbour has been charged with her murder BLIMEY!! 

I did some sorting at 11.19am Julie Text "Gotta say thanks June. For taking so much time to try to explain things to me.. god makes so much sense now.... feel like I've had a whole awakening. This stuff has been playing on my mind for years! I understand you a lot more now too! X" I replied that I'm glad if I was any help, as I don't like to see her hurting! she replied "Yes amazing help.... feel like I've had a whole awakening  & will help me deal with the hurt as I now understand why he did what he did & his thought process.... feel really sorry for him now x."  I said I forgot to give you your Xmas pressie when you were here, she said "Yeah I had yours in the car too!!" 

Got on the scales I've lost half a pound (Woo even after a party & loads of booze!!) had a bowl of sugar free Alpen, plus a coffee for breakfast, then began putting stuff back in the back room, neck really bad today, don't tell me my little bit of dancing last night, made it worse!! Just over 2 weeks to go before I get some acupuncture!! Think this bloody awful weather adds to my pain too!! My Girlfriend George text me at 11.46am saying "Just watched you on Sky. Your a bloody natural! So funny! You are Looking very good by the way. Speak to you soon. Love George" 

Acting Naturally 

I brushed out some teddy bears, I'd washed in the machine & dried on radiator & put back in back room! Had a packet of Branston Pickle Mini Cheddars & a Diet Coke then put some more soft toys in the wash. Then read the News Of The World, Since it has had a face lift, there seems a lot less News in the NOTW, than there use to be, It use to take me a good few hours to read (excluding sport & travel pages) but it now just takes 30-60mins on average!! 

Liz Hurley is apparently back with Shane Ward. Pictures of Jordan (Katie Price) cavorting with a bevy of hunky Polo Players (lucky girl!) Alex has been ditched by his PR company (I assume it's because they are also Jordan's) as Agent Caroline de Wolf said it was no longer tenable. Meanwhile Kerry is back with the Marine fitness trainer, that she fell for at boot camp, now that he is getting divorced! The bride from this weeks 'Big Fat Gypsy Wedding' is 6 months pregnant, & BB8 twin Samantha is working as a £8 a hr job in Reiss. Continued sorting & then stopped at 6pm, to watch Dancing On Ice.

With Philip Schofield looking like a chocolate dream & Holly like a pretty Milk Maid! The 12 in the final are:- Denise Welch - Sam Attwater - Dominic Cork - Chloe Madeley  - Jeff Brazier - Vanilla Ice - Comedy Dave - Jenifer Matcalfe - Laura Hamilton - Johnson Beharry VC - Kerry Katona - Steven Arnold  

The Competition begins!!

Vanilla Ice & Katie -  Black Top Hat & Tails for him & cute Ivory dress for her. Dancing to (Minni The Moocher) This performance was a change of style & didn't excite me like last weeks!! 

Chloe Madeley  & Michael - Very nice Navy Blue outfits. Dancing to (The Climb) Very confident on ice, good performance, good posturing & seemed more confident, despite the frog lift worrying her! 

Denise Welch & Matt - Pastel Gold OTT Abba outfit's . Dancing to (Gimme, Gimme,Gimme) Another fun routine, not a flattering look, she looked a lot less confident & more unsteady in this routine, than last week!!

Dominic Cork  & Alexander - Gorgeous Acid Yellow Dress, good outfits for them both. Dancing to (Feel)  Good solid performance, looks comfortable on the ice, much improved performance than last week. 

Laura Hamilton & Colin - Lovely Turquoise Blue outfits, cute almost tutu skirt to her dress. Dancing to (All The Lovers) A very good Skater very graceful, lovely performance, he is still a hottie!! I so would!! The only thing going against them, will be the public, like me, not knowing who the hell she is! I think she will be safe this week tho!!

Steven Arnold & Nina Saucy Hot Pink & Nude Costumes, he looked quite trim in his outfit, Nina is quirky looking. Dancing to (Rhythm Of The Night) Steven very stiff & awkward, moves nervously, a bit better than before, but I think he will be gone unless, stupid Corrie viewers vote for him, just because they liked his Corrie Character Ashley, but him being so unprofessional as to sleep through his alarm & miss choreography may work against even his Corrie fans!!

Jeff Brazier & Isabelle - Very nice Deep Violet outfits. Dancing to (I Want You Back) He was quite good, good lines, quite fluid movements & but looked less relaxed & confident, this performance, compared to last week. Like his feisty-ness with Jason tho!!

Comedy Dave & Frankie - Nice Razzmatazz Slate Grey outfits. Dancing to (The Way You Look Tonight) Looked pretty steady on ice but still a bit stiff still.  

Jenifer Matcalfe & Sylvian - Lovely Pastel Gold outfits, nice skimpy nymph like dress for her, she definitely still fancys him. Dancing to (California Gurls) good performance, but last week was better, more nervous & unsteady this time round!

Sam Attwater & Brianne - Very lovely Pail Grayish Mauve outfits. Dancing to (Stop & Stare) A Excellent, Exciting, Confident routine, but he unlike the others use to go to ice skating disco's, Good lifts & movement. Safe this week. 

Johnson Beharry VC & Jodie - Pretty Lilac dress for her & shirt & tie for his outfit. Dancing to (I'm into something good!!) Decent consistent performance. Nothing outstanding!

Kerry Katona & Daniel - Lovely Orange outfits. Dancing to (Respect) Surprisingly smooth set, with good graceful posturing, and good lines, but more time being carried or lifted than on the ice skating, once again, the finish was a bit stilted & lacked flow.

Thought Steven Arnold should go if there is any justice, he Denise & Comedy Dave were the worst 3. A hour later the Results are in!!

Kerry - THROUGH Sam - THROUGH Comedy Dave - THROUGH (Lucky) Johnson - THROUGH (Expected) Laura - THROUGH Vanilla Ice - THROUGH Jeff - THROUGH
Jennifer - THROUGH Chloe - THROUGH Denise - THROUGH (By skin of teeth, no doubt due to loose women fans)

Dominic & Steven are in the skate off !! Like I thought over sleeping Steven did himself no favours!! .....Bye Bye Steve!!
Then I had another bowl of Alpen & another coffee, Julie called while I watching Dancing On Ice & I was trying to find the remote at the same time, to turn TV down to give her my full attention, with no joy. She said she spoke to her mum & her mum said what I'd said makes sense & she said she thinks she is going to write him a letter, saying how she now can see things from his perspective (maybe I should give more consideration to, becoming a psychologist, I seem to be more help to her, than the one she was seeing, over her breakdown, over her break up!)

Watched the film 'True Romance' then the repeat of the comedy awards which I missed last night, then went to bed at 2am (Calories consumed 912)

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