Showing posts with label Audition. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Audition. Show all posts

Friday, 2 May 2014

Royal Opera? Maybe The Fat Lady Needs A "Cookie" Before She Sings!!

Monday 21st April (Week 6, Day 36)

I dreamt, one of my long, epic dreams, that seemed to go on for hours, but which I can't recall all the details of. But there were the usual themes, friends, moving home, acting, working in retail, unattainable love, from my dream love interest, lots of animals, being abroad & critics. I lazed in bed, until 10am, then had a shower. I got on my scales, my lax week hasn't done much damage, I'm still 9lb lighter than when I started 'The Cookie Diet' 5-6 weeks ago!

I had a coffee & two Maple breakfast Cookies, at 10.30am, as I got dressed. I did a bit of dusting & gardening, before the weather got overcast & cold. I had a snack Cookie, with some mineral water. At 12.30pm, I was changing to go to the gym, and as I did, I spotted that the 'On The Busses' film was on TV, so I decided to watch that first, as I'd not seen that in decades. It finished at 2pm & I was just packing my gym bag, before popping to the shop downstairs, when Cagla, from the shop downstairs, called me, on my mobile. 

She told me, that she had a male customer, who was leaving St Albans, but had mentioned me, a few times in conversation. She said he was "Really good looking & successful, traveling abroad a lot on business, and a real character & lovely to talk to" She said he'd come in & was talking about moving, then went all shy, and mentioned me, asking if I was single? Cagla said she wasn't 100% sure! but she thought I was. 

Apparently he said "How the hell is she single??" & Cagla said she replied "Junes a pretty girl, but she's also very intelligent & intelligent girls, always get left on the shelf, so end up staying single!" So apparently, he left his mobile number, with her, just incase, it turned out 'I was single!' (Waits for GLP, to now slag me off, for being 'vain & self obsessed', just for writing, what has actually, happened in my day & posting the info, given to me, second hand!) So I popped down to the shop, as I was about to do so anyway, to get a paper & a few diet cokes. 

Cagla said my admirer "Paul" was "very good looking" (Again!!) he was blonde, with his hair in a ponytail, working in something, in the media. She said he was a real character, and a lovely guy. She said, that he'd stood behind me once, when I was in the shop one time, and he asked her about me & she'd said to him, what I did & he gave her, a name of a website, to put my CV on, to get me more work. But she forgot & lost the bit of paper. He'd later asked if she'd passed it on & she lied & said she had. 

She said he looked really embarrassed, when he was asking her, if I was single. She gave me his mobile number. She'd rewrote it out, as she said, that his hands, were shaking so much, when he wrote it, that it wasn't very legible (Blimey, am I really that scary??) So I went home with my newspaper, and put the cans of coke, in my rucksack, and Paul's number in my mobile phone. I'm not looking, for a new man, in my life. But as I walked to the gym, curiosity got the better of me (Or maybe, Cagla, regularly repeating "very good looking!!" May of helped, peak that curiosity, more lol) 

So I text "Hello Paul I hear I have an admirer!?" (Short & to the point!!) he replied "Hello June! Hehehehe, you do ;) how are you all good I hope?" I replied "Not bad ta on the way to the gym" He replied "Oh good stuff, I need to go back to the gym myself. Do you go to Fitness First?" I said that I did & after a bit more chit chat, he asked me, if I'd like to meet up, in the near future? I replied "Well I have to admit I'm curious (I'm worse than a cat curiosity wise)" He replied "Lol well I'm sure you've seen me about, because my local off-licence is the same as yours (I think) Also, I think you may have caught me trying to catch your eye on Friday - I was sitting in the cafe (on the corner) & I think you were off to the gym then!" 

Hmmm..... I did go to the gym that day, which cafe on the corner? The one called 'Cafe On The Corner?' If so, I've no idea, as I'm blind as a bat, without my lenses. I saw a few blokes, sat outside 'Cafe Roma' but as he said "IN" I'm assuming, it's the former!! In which case, I haven't got a clue!!!?? I really don't, walk around, clocking potential, single guys!! Anyway it's brains, humour & personality, that captures my attention, and you can't clock that, in a glance. So I'm pretty sure, I haven't seen/noticed him about, even if he is 'Super Hot' even on a day, I had my lenses in!! 

We had a bit, of phone text banter, on my way to the gym, his banter is good (A few brownie points gained) So I'm guessing, he's a fellow air sign (Aquarius, Libra or a fellow Gemini) or possibly a fire sign (Leo, Aries or Sagittarius) But much more likely the former, most probably an Aquarian, going by, his quick Wit. I got to the gym & I had a vending cappuccino & decanted the diet cokes, into my gym drinking bottle. Before doing a set of Powerplate exercises, then 10 sets, of 10, on 40kg, on the hip adductor & the same on the hip abductor. 

Then some more exercises, on the powerplate, then 30mins, on the bike, on random setting, level 15, then 15mins on the cross trainer, on the same settings. Finishing off, with 10 sets of 10 squats, with the Swiss ball. Then I headed home, getting a Costa, soya cappuccino, en route. I got home & had a small seafood paella, followed by some salted cashews, for dinner at 770cals. 70 over, the top end, if evening meal scale. But I've more than worked off those 70 cals, in the gym. 


Paul started texting again, just as one of my fave shows, with a very complex plot (Revenge) came on!! Bad timing!!! I kept dropping hints I was trying to follow the 'Revenge' plot, but he still kept texting (A few of those, former brownie points, lost) During those texts though, I did glean a bit more about him, he's 5ft 7-8" (So short) and has shoulder length, blonde hair, tied back, plus a beard. NOPE, I can honestly say, I have definitely, NOT SEEN, a 'Very Good Looking' short, blonde guy, with a beard, around town, 100% sure!!! He seems a really nice guy though (Even if he can't seem to get, a few hints, not to text me, during Revenge) but from his description, I find it highly unlikely, I'd have any interest in him, other than making a new friend maybe, which is fine, as I'm not actively looking, for a new man, in my life. 


I'm not into beards & prefer a taller guy, than myself, when it comes to relationships, you'd have to be pretty special for me to ignore both of those things. We agreed to meet up at 'The Peahen' at 7pm, as tomorrow, is the only evening I'm free, before he moves out of the area. We seem to have a lot of films, TV shows & interests in common, which makes me more inclined to think, he's definitely an Aquarian, though I haven't asked, maybe I will tomorrow. Which is good if he is, as I have never met, an Aquarian, that I didn't like & they are always interesting, characters & Cagla said he was a "Character" so we will see, I had the last of my snack Cookies with some mineral water & went to bed around 1am.

Tuesday 22nd April (Week 6, Day 37) 

I woke at 9am, I can't wear any contact lenses now, until after my pre laser eye surgery, eye examination. It's very dark & gloomy out today, I had two cinnamon Cookies for breakfast at 9.30am after my morning wash, with a coffee to wash them down. To be honest, I'm so bored, of the repetitiveness, of the 3 sweet/sweetish Cookie flavours, especially when my tooth is savoury & NOT sweet!! They should have, some savoury flavoured Cookies, Garlic & Herb, Cheese & Tomato, Cheese & Pickle etc etc. At least with 'Slimfast', you have a choice of flavours, in shakes, soups & bars, same with the 'Cambridge Diet', even with 'The Atkins Diet' products, there is more of a variety, than just 3 flavours, in just one format!!!! Yawnsville!!! 

You can vary your one meal, yes, but the monotony of the same old, same old, the rest of the day (Especially when I don't have a sweet tooth & when, I don't, normally, buy biscuits, or Cookies, unless for guests, occasionally) is getting beyond boring!!!... Maybe Americans are cookie & sweets crazy..... I'm not!!! I dressed in my neon peach undies, grey jodhpur look leggings, grey v-necked, t-shirt, with my white, Reebok, Easytone, trainers. I had another snack Cookie at 11.30am with another coffee & popped out to my letting agent, to pay my rent, then to the post office, to post Simon, his iPhone charger lead, he left at mine the other week. 

Then I bought a Sun newspaper & when to the gym, from 12.30pm until 1.30pm doing 30mins on the bike, 15mins on the stepper & 15mins doing exercises on the powerplate. I had another snack Cookie at 1.30pm, with a vending machine cappuccino from the gym. Then I went to 'Beauty Secret' & had a 'Bailine' session on my thighs & love handles at 2pm. I had a black coffee & chat with Yalda after, she said I looked very brown, I said that was probably due, to the neon undies, then around 3.15pm I went to get my nails manicured & painted, the same as before (for continuity) having two lunch Cookies at 3.30pm, as my nails were being done. 

On the way home, around 4.45pm, I had a look around Reiss, a few nice bits but nothing outstanding!! I got home at around 5.30pm, and had a shower, as I was meeting my admirer Paul, in 'The Peahen' at 7pm. I decided to wear a dress, as I've been in jeans a lot lately, so wore my grey/white/black leopard print one (below) with black heels.



I washed & dried hair & pulled it back, with a straight, faux, ponytail, hairpiece. Did my make-up, then pulled on my khaki, leather, trench coat & grabbed my Versace umbrella, as it looked, set to pour down, any moment & I set off, to 'The Peahen' at 6.45pm. Paul text me asking what I wanted to drink, just as I was across the road, from the bar. I said "A vodka & slimline, with a slice of lime, please, thank you!" I spotted Paul straight away, despite being blind as a bat, without my lenses, thanks to him texting me, what he was wearing & where he was sat. 

Paul was a nice guy, really chatty & loads in common & interesting too, and as I expected, he WAS an Aquarian. But unlike, with most Aquarians, I felt no chemistry at all, so even if I was looking for a new man, it would still of been a no to romance. Paul had a nice, friendly, smiley face, but unlike Cagla I'd not describe him as "VERY GOOD LOOKING". Not that looks are everything, brains, personality & humour is more important, and he certainly wasn't unattractive, there just wasn't any spark. 

Maybe the fact he was obviously nervous, and because he also apologised, unnecessarily a lot, it dampened any chance of a spark. I have no problem, dating a guy lacking in confidence, as long as he can put on a good front! We liked a lot of the same bands, TV shows & films, he wasn't in the media, he's in IT & does some IT work for media company's. Hungry as I'd not had dinner, I had a grilled veg & Haloumi sandwich (No idea of cals, but must be under 700) & he had the same, another thing in common, we both love Haloumi. We chatted until around 11pm, I had 3 vodka Slimline's in total, during that time, then he walked me back home, as he lives just across the road. Then it was back home & get some rest for my audition tomorrow. I had a decaf coffee, with the last of my Cookies, before hitting the sack!!

Wednesday 23rd April (Week 6, Day 38) 

I woke at 8am & jumped in the shower, I have an audition with the Royal Opera, at 'The Royal Opera House', today, at 5pm. So I went to the gym early, and did my usual routine, having a coffee & two chocolate Cookies, for breakfast at 9am, before I set off. Then my snack Cookie at 11am, in the gym. I got home at 1pm, and had my other snack Cookie, with a decaf diet coke. Then I jumped into the shower, for the 2nd time today, then changed into my audition outfit. Which consisted of, my grey, jodhpur look, leggings, a white vest top, and a navy, tie front, dance top (below) plus my white Reebok trainers, as my agent said, to wear something, comfortable to move in, as there will be some improv, within the audition. 



I had two chocolate Cookies for lunch at 3pm. I tied hair back & added a straight faux ponytail. Just after that one of my agents, said I wasn't needed for the 3rd day of filming on the drama series, as I've been heavily featured on the 1st two days. I shoved my cookies & essentials in my bag, and pulled on my metallic blue, Betty Barclay, puffa jacket, and headed out to the station. 

I got the train to Kings Cross texting a few close friends, saying to keep their fingers crossed for me & once at Kings Cross, I got the tube to Covent Garden & went in the stage door, to wait to audition. I was up against, 43 other women, for the role, many of whom, were dressed in character, for the part, unlike myself. I had my evening snack Cookie at 5pm. Then we were ushered into our audition. There were 4 people watching our audition & we finished at 6.50pm. So how did I do? Well I'll keep you guessing for now. 


Tired I headed back to Kings Cross, and got a tuna melt, panini from 'Starbucks', plus a large, decaf, soya, cappuccino, which I had with a pack of cashews, to give me an energy boost (794 cals, 94 over, but I've done lots of walking, dancing & exercise today!!) I checked my Facebook & Twitter for messages, while on the train home. No good luck, texts today, from my brother or sister, who I'd told, that I was auditioning at the 'Royal Opera' today, not sure they have any faith, that I have any chance, with such a big audition. Watched TV & had my two snack cookies, as I did, before going to bed. 

Thursday 24th April (Week 6, Day 39)

I woke, with a massive migraine, at 10am, it was really bad, I took some migraine pain killers, then eventually, went back to sleep until 1pm, when I woke feeling a bit better, but still with a migraine hangover. Just as well I don't have to film today after all!! Not sure if it's down to the stormy weather? The tension of yesterday's audition? Or built up stress in general?? I put on some sunglasses & checked my emails, Facebook, and Twitter I had lots of messages from my SA pals still working on the drama series today, saying where was I? And that they really missed me & filming wasn't the same, without me being there!! Which was very, very, sweet, of them all, I was really touched at their sincerity! 

I had 3 maple Cookies for breakfast at 1.30pm with a decaf coffee. Then had a shower & changed into my turquoise jeans, gladiator sandals, plus white vest & yesterdays navy rehearsal top (washed & dryed) then I popped to the shops, in my Betty Barclay, puffa jacket, still wearing my sunglasses, as my eyes were still sensitive, from my migraine.



Shopping done, I popped into J.K Palmers for a tuna melt, jacket potato, for lunch, at 3.30pm to send my migraine, hangover, packing!! Very tasty it was too & excellent service as always. 537 cals, near the lower end of meals. Then it was back home (Getting a soya cappuccino en route) & a bit of housework & laundry. At 5.30pm I had 3 maple Cookies for dinner. I watched 'Millionaire Matchmaker' which had the gay son & heir of the founder of 'The Cookie Diet' on it, what a vile, cold, unattractive, little queen he was!! Then I watched 'Home & Away' & 'Dinner Date' I had my last 3 maple cookies, at 7.30pm, when I was still shattered & wiped out, due to this mornings, migraine. By 9pm I was shattered & went to bed.

Friday 25th April (Week 6, Day 40)

I had an odd dream, where one of my agents, was trying to convince me, to make a porn film, with some model guy, with a huge penis, and I was fuming & having none of it!! And I woke up laughing & thinking "What the bloody hell was that all about???" Today is yet another bleak, grey, dismal, day!! A contrast to last weeks sunshine!! I had a cup of coffee & two cinnamon Cookies at 9am, I had a bath & wore a red, 'La Sensa' underwear set, under my dark skinny jeans & grey tiger print, t-shirt. 

I had my snack cookies at 11am & 1pm. I popped to the shop, and got a newspaper & caught up with the news. Then did some laundry before having a snack cookie at 3pm & heading to Beauty Secret, for a 'Bailine' session, on my torso. Yalda said, that she liked my underwear set. I played Heart radio on my iPad mini, during my session, then some 'Tarkan & Despina Vandi' & Yalda & Raha came in & laughed, that I was jiggling to the music, while laid down, being zapped. They said that I gave them energy, with my energy. I had a black coffee & chat with Yalda after, as the lovely Raha, had already gone home.



After that, hungry, I popped to J.K Palmers again, for another tuna melt jacket potato & cappuccino 514 cals. As I craved cheese & savoury things, at the moment, as I'm so sick of the sweetness of the Cookies. They really need to introduce, some savoury options, for the UK, if cookies are the sole product if this diet!! The best are the Maple ones (above) but I'm getting sick of their sweetness, the chocolate ones, are like chocolate brownies, but I've never been a fan of, or bought chocolate brownies, and the cinnamon ones are blahhh OK. But I crave salty, savoury flavours on this diet, more than ever, even pastry items, which I normally don't buy!! 

Also I'm sick of thinking of food & time... Is it 2hrs yet?  Is it another 2hrs? is it time to eat real food next? I've never thought as much about food, as I have on this diet! Normally I never give food a second thought, until I get peckish/hungry!! Now I'm thinking about it every two soddin hours!! I went home & watched 'Home & Away' & 'Dinner Date' having my snack Cookie at 7pm. I did a bit of job/audition searching online & some blogging. I watched 'Agents of SHIELD' & had my 2 dinner Cookies at 9pm, with a coffee. I saw an old flame on TV, while watching BBC1, 16yrs on he hasn't changed at all, personality wise, just got some grey, in his hair, nice guy. I had my last snack Cookie at 11pm & went to bed, as I have to be in London, to help out a friend, by being a gangland bitch, posing as a police woman, in his trailer taster, for a independent film, he's making. 

Saturday 26th April (Week 6, Day 41)

I still couldn't sleep & didn't fall asleep, until after 6am & woke, when the alarm went off at 7am. Damn!! I had a bath & forced down 2 brownie Cookies, with a coffee, they are getting so boring & hard to face. I'd love a delivery of new flavours (Preferably savoury) to arrive!! I dried my hair & did it in a ponytail & had natural makeup, to go with my French manicure nails (below) to look policewoman like, even though, I'm fake fuzz, in it! I pulled on my dark blue, skinny jeans, and electric blue, t-shirt, plus my white trainers. 



Then grabbed my black studded shopper & puffa jacket & headed to the train station at 9.30am, buying a newspaper en route. I got off at Farringdon & got the Circle Line, to Liverpool Street, then the Central line, to Gants Hill. I met my partner in crime, Sarah Dorcette, outside The Valentine Pub, at 11.30am & we waited for our lift, to the house, our scene was being shot at. There were a few men I knew, playing gangsters & hoods, already there. 

Sarah & I went upstairs to change into our faux police woman attire. The white shirt was fine, as was the reflective jacket, but the black trousers, were a 44" waist!!! Errrr my hips are 39" my waist  29" so they had to be gaffer taped at the back then a belt put on. As I could step into them, and pull them up, when they were done up & if I let go, they fell to the floor. Then a belt & handcuffs were added. 

We only had a short scene to do, the female victim, opening the door to us, thinking we are police & an interior scene, menacing & chloroforming the victim. So we sat in the lounge until it was our time to shoot. We did our two scenes in a matter of minutes & then we had lunch. Lunch was two, tuna salad, sandwiches (no mayo) vinegar & sea salt crisps & an alcohol free, Becks (blue) beer 728 cals. Then we got changed, and were told we could keep our entire uniform, to thank us for our time, which was nice of Angus. The lead actors asked if we'd be back again soon, as they really liked Sarah & I, and said we brought life to the set. The lead female (our victim) said we were so convincingly menacing (below) she was both scared, and yet wanted to laugh, at the same time.



We were given a lift, by an Indian guy, connected to the film, he took me to Kings Cross & then continued on to Swiss Cottage, where Sarah had an audition. I got a Starbucks soya cappuccino & got the train back home. Once home I changed into my gym gear & did my usual session in the gym, plus some palates. 

I went home & watched 'Britains Got Talent' then had two chocolate brownie cookies, for dinner with a diet decaf coke. Then I watched 'Amazing Greys' as I'd been asked by production, if I'd like to go on it? So I was keen to see if I'd missed out?? I hadn't, what a borefest, the biggest challenge of the show, was the viewers not turning over, I'd imagine!! Then I watched 'NCIS' on +1 before going to bed, shattered due to only 1hr or less sleep last night. I only had 6 Cookies today, couldn't face the other 3... Bored of them!! 

Sunday 27th April (Week 6, Day 42)

I woke at 10am, due to a noisy hairdressers downstairs. I had a crazy dream, where I was at a society do, connected to work. I had my own personal stylist/dresser, who said they were going to dye my fringe a different colour & add hairpieces/extensions, I was curious as to how it was going to look, and whether she would bleach my fringe white, dye it brown or black or a colour, such as pink, blue or red? Or if the hairpieces/extensions would be blonde or coloured too? 

My costume was made in pink & white gingham, but it can't recall how it looked, now on writing this. The event was soon to beguin & I couldn't find my stylist, to do my hair & I was running round in circles, trying to find her. I woke while I was still searching for her, so I never got to see this hair creation. Don't know what that dream was all about, maybe I had my theatre performance on my mind, or maybe the noisy hairdressers, encroached my dream!!?? 


I ran a bath & jumped it once it filled at 11am. Then dry brushed & moisturised myself, before slipping on, my white underwear, diamanté trimmed, skinny jeans & long sleeved, grey, v-necked, t-shirt & black, gladiator sandals. I grabbed, my metallic blue, Betty Barclay, puffa jacket & black studded shopper & bought a Sunday paper, en route, to J K Palmers. Once there I had a all day breakfast for brunch, washed down with a cappuccino (701cals) as I have discovered, that I stay less hungry, on this "Cookie Diet" if I eat breakfast, or lunch, as my main meal. 


The veggie breakfasts, with Haloumi, are scrumptious & all my male friends, would enjoy, the huge, full English breakfasts, as much as Simon does. It felt odd, having Sunday breakfast, in J K Palmers, without him. I read some of my newspaper, as I finished my cappuccino & then paid & left. On the way home I called into a boutique I'd not noticed before called "Cheska" it had some lovely classic, ladies that lunch, pieces in there. But they also had fussy, frumpy, gaudy stuff, that I could only imagine a fat public school, governess wearing!! Not as nice as "Husen Moda" on Friday!! 


I bought a Costa, soya, cappuccino, en route home, then once I got home & I watched, the online film "Super Juice Me" by the juice master, Jason Vale (Who really reminds me, of my friend, Ian Port) I'd love to go, on a 2 or 4 week, juicing holiday, at his juicing retreat in Portugal. To really kick start, my return to health. Thirsty, I had a cranberry & blackcurrant juice, blended with ice in a blender. I wasn't hungry until around 8pm, when I had a diet coke & 2 Chocolate Cookies for dinner. (My 1st Cookies of the day!) While watching the film "Fast Girls" I had another two, at 10pm & another three, at midnight, with more ice blended juice. Then I did some audition applications & job applications until 2am. Then it was lights out!! So 7 cookies today couldn't face the last 2, I'm bored of the same 3 flavours week after week!! 

Sunday, 20 April 2014

Windsor & Cookie Diets..... Which Is Murder??

Monday 14th April (Week 5, Day 29)

I woke, at the start, of a new week, at 8am, I had a meeting to go to, so I jumped in the shower, my eyes are red raw, due to having my contact lenses in, all day, to try spot, my pals, running in the London Marathon, yesterday. I shouldn't off bothered, I never spotted a single one!! Role on laser surgery, no more sore eyes then. So as well as jeans & dark blue t-shirt, I wore dark blue, sandals & sunglasses, to shield & hide my manky eyes (sexy!!) I had two chocolate Cookies for breakfast at 8.30am, then went to my meeting at 9.30am. I had a call asking if I was free for 3 days for a drama series, filming in Windsor, knowing a friend wanted more work with them, I said I was free, but only if they could also cast my friend (If he's free) as he's local & we could car share, plus share petrol costs, making travel easier for me & travel costs, cheaper for us both!! 

After the meeting, I got a takeaway cappuccino, to go with my two snack Cookies, at 12.30pm, and headed home with todays paper. At 2pm I went to Beauty Secret, for another Bailine session, Yalda, said she had heard, that Simon had come in, on Saturday & that he was very handsome. Today it was time to do my torso again!! I had my 3 tone, dip dye, lilac underwear set on & Yalda said it was very pretty & I looked very brown. We had a chat, over a black coffee, after & as we did, I followed her new Beauty Secret, account, on Twitter @yalda1360 they are a lovely bunch of girls, so I hope they do well. 

I had my 2 lunch Cookies, 45min late at 3.15pm & did 30mins on the cycle & 30mins on the stepper, in the gym, then headed home. Having not heard from my friend, by 4.30pm, I text him, to see if the drama series, had contacted him? And if so, if he was free on those dates? He replied to me shortly after saying "I said yes, then realised, I'm not!!" Awe what a shame, that would have been a right laugh!! Oh well, that's showbusiness!! 

Hungry I had a snack Cookie at 5pm, I applied to a few auditions, and chatted to some friends on Facebook & Twitter, after checking, my emails. By 7pm I was ravenous, I'd of eaten my own leg & for a piscaterian that's saying something!!! The 1st 3 days, are meant to be the worse on this diet, but today, it's absolute murder, I'm so hungry!!! I could almost eat meat I'm so hungry!! So I had dinner, plum tomato & mascarpone soup, plus two slices of soya & linseed bread!! 702 cals, But by 8pm I was still gagging for food, so I had the 2 remaining snack Cookies. By 9pm, I was still feeling famished, so I had two more slices of soya & linseed bread (No spread) plus my can of K cider, that has sat in the fridge, for days!! A total of 500cals (oops!!) eventually my stomach stopped growling. I watched some TV & tried to finish, last weeks blog, going to bed at 2am.

Tuesday 15th April (Week 5, Day 30)

I had a lay-in until 10am, it's another bright sunny day out, will do a bit a spot of weeding later. I got on the scales, after my bit of a blowout weekend with Simon, and was surprised to see I've lost more weight, 9lb in total, according to my scales!! I had a wash, and had two, breakfast, maple Cookies, with a coffee. Still waiting for a call time, for a drama series tomorrow. A fellow SA from Hemel, Felicity, is picking me up, and we are going on to Windsor together. Now we have to await call time & costume. 

I finished off last weeks blog & posted it. I had more Cookies at noon, then did a bit of weeding. Then I did a couple of classes in the gym. I had my lunch cookies at 2pm & another snack one at 4pm. In a complete change to normal, I was constantly on the loo today.... It's like I'd been slipped an ALLI capsule!! I got a newspaper & a few bits, from my local shop. I then had a call on my mobile, from a top agent, who was putting me forward, for a part I'd love, with The Royal Opera!!! I'm auditioning for them next Wednesday, he said with my personality, he thinks I'll blow them away & get the role. The rehearsals will be, for a few weeks in May!! I hope the rehearsals, if I get it, don't clash with my laser eye surgery date, as I'd love this opportunity!!! 

My friends Martin & Terry, told me, that they too, were offered, the same dates, on the drama series as me, but neither could do Thursday. Both said to me, that they were gutted, not to be working with me, as they miss me, as we always have a laugh. Terry said to demand to be on his ward, on Holby City soon, as it's been absolutely ages, since I've worked with him, on there. 

Renny messaged me, laughing about my mention of him, in last weeks blog. He asked me, when I'd be able to fit him in, for a St Albans visit? I said when my life gets less audition manic! He said he needs to, get with more agents, as it's been too long since we last worked together, I said that I'd put a good word in for him!! "Cookie Diet's" fellow Guinea Pig, Julie, messaged me, saying she liked last weeks blog (Unlike my hater GLP!!) Wardrobe called & the costume brief, was muted summer colours. I can do that no problem (lucky that I changed my winter wardrobe, over to a spring/summer wardrobe, so finding apt stuff is easy!!) 


At 7pm I had a Birdseye, prawn curry (Note to Birdseye, your prawn curry is 90% rice 7% sauce & 3% prawns!!) But it still managed, to somehow sate my hunger, along with two slices of soya & linseed bread!! At 8pm I had a diet coke & a snack Cookie, watching 'CSI' then 'The Mentalist' before a earlyish night, going to bed at 10.30pm

Wednesday 16th April (Week 5, Day 31)

I am not sure, if I actually slept last night, or if I'd just rested, when the alarm went off at 4.30am? But if I did, it was only briefly!! I got ready for the day, washed & dried hair (dryer fused) and was ready with alternative costume choices all packed. At 5.45am Felicity arrived & we drove to Windsor to set. I realised, as we drove to the location, that as Felicity was 15mins early, in my hurry to leave I'd forgotten my cookies!!! Oops!! So full cooked set breakfast it was. Then it was costume checks, they chose from my selection what they wanted for me & I changed in one of the SA trailers. It was meant to be a hot day, but at 7am to 9am it was bitter cold out & I wished I'd brought my puffa jacket!! 


The set, was a lovely Windsor, Tudor Mansion (Below) which is the present setting, for a famous, American Drama, being filmed in London & around the SE. It's Ideal for a Halloween party, but with too much dark wood, inside, for my tastes. Not somewhere I'd actually, choose to live, even IF I could afford to!! I wondered how many generations, had died there? Either in their bed? Or by accident? Or other means, over the 500 years, that the Palmer family lived there? I wondered, if there had been any murders there? Or if it was, mainly at Windsor Castle, that people lost their heads, or were brutally murdered, in Tudor times? I also wondered, if the inhabitants, ever experienced any ghosts? 



There wasn't a huge amount, of SA people about, but I knew 85% of those, that were. The 1st & 2nd ADs, were lovely & unlike on 'other TV/Drama shows' they gave you a pep talk, before each scene, what was going to happen next, plus when you did well with your, continuity, they were very vocal & complimentary! Also a nice change!! By the afternoon it was boiling out & I was baking in my synthetic blouse, that wardrobe opted for, for me. So I opened a few buttons & caught a bit of sun.... Atul sunbathed between takes too!! (Below) 



I saw from the scene sheet, that one of the actors, on the episode, was James Lance. I've admired his comedic acting, since the 90s, when he was in 'Ab Fab' as Patsy's Toyboy, then later in things like 'Smack The Pony' I was actually in the same scenes, with him on 'The Look Of Love' a while back! I didn't see him on set today though. The sunshine, was super hot, today, it was beach & bikini weather, I hope tomorrow is the same. With no cookies on me, I had the catering lunch, of tagliatelle & ratatouille, with an ice lolly desert!! I spent a lot of my lunchtime, throwing a tennis ball, for a cute, cross eyed, collie dog. 

Then it was back to filming again, by 5pm, the temperature had dropped somewhat & it was a bit nippy, if you were sat in the shade, between takes. They brought out some sandwiches & I was good, I only had 1/4 of a cheese & pickle sandwich & a coffee, plus a orange juice. We wrapped bang on 7pm. Felicity & I drove home, after first finding a petrol station, as her car was very low on petrol. I got home, just in time to watch 'Secret Eaters' on +1 at 9pm followed by 'NCIS' also on +1 having 3 snack cinnamon Cookies, with a coffee & going to bed at 11pm. 

I met two fab SA's on set today, who I'd not met before. Mohinda (below) a really sweet, Indian lady who actually had me weeping with laughter, when she was telling me, about working as an Extra, on 'Robin Hood' when she said "I really wanted to be raped & pillaged, in the rape & pillage scene..... But nobody wanted to rape & pillage, an old Indian woman!!!" It was so unexpected, I roared with laughter!! It didn't take long after that, to find she was a right "game for a laugh ole girl" she was a sweet, little devil!! There was also a lovely blonde girl, with the most amazing jewel coloured, green eyes, called Nib, who was lovely too. The woman who owns/runs the manor house got us to sign the guest book too, which was nice!! 


Yalda, from Beauty Secret, sent me the video, of one of my favourite, Greek, dance tracks, today, which was really sweet of her, I must get the album Geia, by Despina Vandi (below) as I'm always, singing along & dancing around my flat, to it's title track!! 




Thursday 17th April (Week 5, Day 32)

I slept on & off, in a bitty, wake up every 60-90mins, type sleep!! Which made me feel, tireder, than when I had none (or next to none) yesterday!!! Knowing what I had to wear today (The same as yesterday!) meant, that getting ready, was a breeze. I was ready nice & early, for when Felicity arrived at 6am. I put my puffer jacket over my costume, as it was so cold yesterday on base, before the sun heated up!! I got in the car, to see Felicity had done the same, with a warm coat & warm boots, as the frosty/dewy grass gave her frozen feet, before the day warmed up, yesterday. 

We got to set at 6.45am, wardrobe double checked the SAs that had been on set yesterday, just to check our outfits were identical to yesterday (which of course they were) then it was another cooked breakfast (I'd left cookies at home again.... Oops) There were some more SA's today, more good SA friends I'd not worked with in ages!! Like Pam who it was great to see, plus Feih, who rushed over & hugged me, which was sweet. Another friend Alin, was also in, with his wife, Alin & I, normally just miss each other, normally we are on the same production, but always, somehow on different days!!  


I enjoyed catching up with my SA friends, then it was all off to base for today's scenes. The 1st or 2nd AD, took a group picture of us all, on Atul's phone camera (Above) The comedic actor, James Lance, was on set today. The day was fun & went fast, I was actually placed, so I got to interact with James Lance, in one scene. We had a bit of a laugh, with it, throwing in some jokey innuendo & double entendres, banter for good measure. 

It warmed up outside, as the day went on, but hazy cloud meant that, it was nowhere near as scorching hot as yesterday!! For lunch, I had fish pie, with green beans & cauliflower. Then a very yummy, naughty, banoffee pie for dessert, yum yum!! (Sorry Cookie Diet!!) Then it was back on set for more scenes, I was getting very positive feedback, from the ADs which was nice. There were lots more cute dogs, to play with & fuss over, when back outside & not needed on takes! One of the SA's was talking to actor James (Or Jimmy as the director was calling him) about his comedy role, involving pushing a piano in '2.4 Children' and asked for his autograph, which James was very accommodating, in doing.


I'd never do that, I think it's a bit cringey!! But the SA was a young lad, so being star struck, is more understandable. I chatted a bit to James, about when he played, Patsy's Toyboy, in 'Ab Fab' plus us both doing the same scenes in 'The Look Of Love' some time back, with 'David Walliams' We both agreed it was a fun shoot. The autograph getting, young SA, took a pic of me with James (above) Just as we were wrapping at 6.30pm. I was chatting to James at the time & asking if he was doing scenes, the following Thursday, wherever that would be, when a lot of the same people were back? He said he was & he wished me, a "Happy Easter" as I was heading off (to get signed off) which was nice of him. 

I'd been chatting to another lovely SA, I'd never met before called Renee, who told me, that she follows me on Twitter & loves my BLOG... Yes this one!! (Pauses, while my hater, GLP, chokes on their bile!!) She said she came across it, by accident, when trying to find two old school friends, from St Peter's school, in Belgravia & it popped up, so she read it & loved it & followed me on Twitter & now, here we were, on set together, small world ehhh!!? So once home I followed her back on Twitter & we added each other on Facebook. I got home around 8.40pm & bought a paper & some mineral water from the shop next door, then fixed myself a prawn tikka masala, for dinner, watching 'CSI & Body Of Proof' eventually going to bed, at 10pm, exhausted, back on the Cookie Diet track, tomorrow!! 

Friday 18th April, Good Friday (Week 5, Day 33)

I woke at 6am, I'd had a weird dream, I dreamt that while I slept, someone had tattooed the whole of my legs & feet, my outer legs, were tattooed, as a soldiers trousers, red with a white stripe, down the leg, with the end of a sword, scabbard, running down my thigh, on one leg, and black boots tattooed on my feet. The front of my feet were tattooed as boots, then the rest of the front of my legs, had multiple designs, like a sleeve of tattoos, I was absolutely horrified & enraged!!!! I thought "I'd rather amputate my legs, than live with these, repulsive tattoos!!" Then I fell asleep again & dreamt I was working in a supermarket & sorting out a customer with some half price fabric (Peacock blue brocade) plus another customers complaint, about their spring lamb. (My dreams are bonkers!!)

I woke at 10am, and had a wash, plus a coffee & two maple Cookies, for breakfast. I checked out some casting sites, for auditions/jobs, then I had a second coffee, as I changed for the gym! I wore grey 3/4 yoga pants & my fluorescent, coral, FCUK, t-shirt & white, Reebok, Easytone trainers. I put my hair up with a clip & applied some mascara & lipgloss then headed for the gym. 

Before I went on my way, To the gym, I popped to the shop, bought a Sun paper & two diet cokes, then I grabbed my puffa jacket & bag & headed to Fitness First, getting a small soya cappuccino from Costa Coffee en route, to have with my snack Cookie. I got in the gym, threw my bag & jacket in my locker, then filled my gym, drink bottle, with the two caffeine free diet cokes. Then I headed onto the gym floor,
I did my usual, 30 mins on the bike, some exercises on the powerplate, I had another snack Cookie, then the usual routines on the hip abductor & hip adductor, before another 30 mins on the bike & some squats (I'm concentrating on my thighs) as they are responding the least to 'The Cookie Diet' & Bailine.... 

As my hater GLP could tell you (I have been told, by my readers, who were slagging off my troll) that GLP commented on my "Flabby Thighs" on my last blog!! (Exactly what was said, by GLP, I don't know?) As my NY Resolution, this year, was to delete GLPs comments, without bothering to read them 1st, as their opinion, is irrelevant to me!! So only have a rough idea, due to messages, from my enraged readers, about GLP. They said, they thought, that GLP, was a petty, idiot & of course ANY "Before" pics in a "Diet Trial" blog, would be bound contain, some less than flattering, bulgy pictures, adding the GLP comments had been pathetically laughable. ALMOST made me wish I'd read the comment, before deleting. I had my 2 lunch Cookies at 4pm


I got back from the gym, at 5pm & chatted for a bit, online, on both Twitter & Facebook. I'd watched my best friend Candie's husband Costa & her son, Xavier, on BBC1's 'Parking Mad' via iPlayer, earlier today. At 6pm I had 2 snack Cookies, by 8pm, I was famished & had a Quorn curry, with 'Good 4U' Super Shoots, lentil pea & bean shoots & 'Tesco's Finest' tomato, olive & rosemary salad, all washed down, with a litre of mineral water, with a drop of lemon juice & Fountain (Above) in it!! I watched 'NCIS' at 9pm & at 10pm I had the last snack Cookie with more mineral water, as I watched 'Gogglebox' on plus 1, then 'NCIS LA' on Ch5 +1, which is good, but not a patch on the original NCIS. Then I ran myself a bubble bath. I had a nice soak, which eased the aches, from the gym. After I watched a bit of Supercasino as I got ready for bed & while doing a few bits online, I also had a bit of fun banter on Facebook & Twitter & texting a friend, before going to sleep some time after 3am.

Saturday 19th April (Week 5, Day 34)

I woke at 8.45am, and watched a bit of TV in bed, while I checked my Email messages, Facebook & Twitter. Then it was a shower & two chocolate breakfast Cookies with a coffee. Then I got dressed, in my turquoise jeans, lemon, v-neck, t-shirt, plus turquoise & white, Roxy Life, trainers (below) Today I have an open audition to go to in London, the weather is sunny, but there is lots of rain clouds about. So it was puffa jacket & my holdall of leggings, for the dance part of the auditions & headed off for the station. I was glad of my puffa jacket, as it may have been sunny, but it sure was COLD!!!! 


I had a snack Cookie, while on the platform at St Albans station, and my 2nd snack Cookie, as I sat awaiting to go into my 1st part of audition, which seemed to go well. There was a couple of hours until the dance part, so a few of us went to McDonalds, and feeling very hungry & needing energy for the dance half, I decided to have lunch as my main meal & save the Cookies for dinner. I ended up having 935 cals oops!! (235 cals over) Well I'll hopefully dance some of that off!! Then it was back to, a lot of sitting around, waiting to be called, for our turn, at the dance half, of the audition. 

Eventually it became my turn & it must of gone well, as I was told to stay behind, as I'd gotten through to the second part of the dance audition. More sitting around, so I had my two dinner Cookies, with a coffee at 8pm. I was called in at 9pm & did my 3rd audition of the day, then I was to go take a seat, back in the smaller waiting area. 

At 9.30pm one of the audition team, came into the room & said that all of us in that room, had made it through, to the audition short list, HURRAH!! So now it's a waiting game, to hear. So I changed out of leggings, back to my warmer jeans & headed home. I got a soya cappuccino from Costa, on the way home & got in at 11.30pm. I got changed for bed, then watched the 1st bit of Supercasino as I checked my Emails, Facebook & Twitter, then crashed out at 1am, without even having my last 3 snack Cookies. 

Sunday 20th April, Easter Sunday (Week 5, Day 35)

I woke at 10.30am, after a weird dream, I dreamt I was in Katie Prices home, helping her rearrange her lounge, as she had too many couches in it, in a mix of coloured & styles!! I also dreamt I visited a male friend had another child, and he dressed him in a mini version of his own football kit. 


Then in my dream, I went to my holiday home, in Cyprus, my friend Candie was staying with me & we had a threesome with a guy I know, my place was amazing with a huge bedroom, with a panoramic window looking over the island & sea. I was in a bar when a stunning guy said we were neighbours & he could see into my bedroom from his. I thought "OMG!!! I hope he can't see me pottering around in the nude!!"... Then I was on a plane to my other holiday home in Jamaica with one of my older sisters, Julie, my kitchen was stunning & huge, I was showing her my new kitchen stools, that I seemed very proud of..... The subconscious is a mad thing!! Talking of mad things, look at this chap, imagine him eating soup or drinking coffee in your dining room.... With a WHITE carpet!!!! 



After my wash, I got on the scales, I've not lost any more weight this week..... But I have not GAINED any either!! So I'm still 9lb down. I had a coffee & the two chocolate Cookies, not eaten yesterday, for breakfast I wore my turquoise jeans with a pale grey t-shirt & pale grey, cardigan, with pale grey, pearled collar & turquoise & white Roxy Life, trainers (above) Today is a day of a marathon watch of my "V" video's (below) with a friend!!! As there is just rubbish, on TV, over Easter, mainly!! Plus typically the Easter weather, is it's normal cold rainy self!! 

I had a snack Cookie from yesterday's leftovers, at 1.30pm with a diet coke, as we took a "V" break, to watch 'Spiderman 3'. We had a 105g of Minstrels (527 cals) each as we watched the movie (Well it's Easter & I've not had an Easter egg!!) so I skipped my 2 lunch Cookies & 2 snack Cookies. Then it was back to "V" the DVD marathon, until 7.45pm, when we stopped for some curry for dinner, 638 cals, while catching the tail end of Catchphrase & Off Their Rockers. We were about to go back, to the "V" DVD marathon, when 'Toy Story 3' came on. I'd not seen that one, so we watched it. Sweet Movie!!



 At 10pm I wandered home, with my DVDs, hungry, I didn't bother opening a cookie bag, for my 3 evening snack cookies. So I had a soya & linseed bread, super food, sandwich. I will get back on the Cookie bandwagon tomorrow! I slid this week as it is rather boring & repetitive & I'm not a fan of, same ole, same ole!! I read the Sunday paper, some EVIL American mother, killed her 4 year old son, smashing his head in, because she thought he was gay!! Because "He walked & sounded like it!!" WTF??? How butch can a bloody 4yr old boy sound? What is becoming of this world?? Meanwhile, a 65yr pensioner (But looks, much, much older) Calling himself, Roxanne, is demanding a £20K sex change on the NHS. Roxanne (below) says "Sorry guys, I know I'm pretty, but I'm a lesbian!!" No offence Roxy, but I think, that just maybe, laser eye surgery, is more urgent for you, first!!! 


I watched 'Fargo & Heat' on Ch4 +1, two good movies, on at Easter for a change. I can't wear any contact lenses next week, as I have a pre laser op, eye examination the following week. I can't wait to have normal sight, it's my birthday present to myself. I'm not going to be 50 & 50% blind!! It will be life changing, even if I will be paying instalments for a long time. I could get it done on the NHS but that could be ages & my eyes have really deteriorated, since their pneumonia damage, a few years back. Talking of NHS, that VILE piece of garbage, Josie Cunningham is in the papers again. Last time it was about her getting a boob job on the NHS after lying, she was broke & her small boobs made her DEPRESSED!! The truth was she was a prostitute, who could afford to pay for the Op herself, and wanted a boob job, to increase her clients & do glamour modelling!!! With that face??? (Below) 






Now the low budget slag, is pregnant, from one of her punters (So she is a nice, no condom, Aids/STD risk too!!! Classy!!) It now emerges, that the skank, now wants to abort the baby, to court fame, going in the Big Brother House. Is there no depths this little slut, won't sink to? She will be one of the most hated women, in the UK, long before she enters (If they are mad enough to have her, plus, that low life 'Big D' from 'Benefit Street') More exposure, will just make her further despised!!! She is beyond repulsive, I wonder if her parents are hanging their heads in shame, or if they are, the same level of scum, as her? I went to bed at 1.45am, a busy week of auditions & interviews ahead. I will try to get back on, the cookie diet, again next week, but this week, trying to stick to it was absolutely murder!

Monday, 30 April 2012

Splashing In Puddles, In My Little Boots....

Monday 23rd April (St George's Day) I dreamt but I can't recall what about. I woke at 9am in a lot of pain due to the rainy weather (Soddin rheumatoid arthritis) I had a shower, then had a green tea & Slimfast bar for breakfast. I wore my jeggings, with my white T-shirt that has a teddy bear with a England (St George) flag, as it St Georges Day today & my red, cotton, Petit Bateau, cardigan & DKNY sports mules. I popped to the shop for The Sun newspaper. I got in & read the paper. Fabrice Muamba is on front page kicking a ball, after his on pitch collapse, he's been practically front page news, since it happened. I think it's about time his news went in the sports section, of the paper now. Rather than taking up the whole front page, when there are much bigger things going on than him kicking a ball!! Yeah it's great he has recovered, but it's time to move it on to the sports section! Taxpayers bankrolling Abu Qatada's, legal fight against deportation, is a much more, important issue!! Meanwhile, Cheryl Cole is to lift the lid, on her ugly, cheating, husband, Ashley & her firing from US Xfactor, in an explosive autobiography (I wont bother, it will probably be as boring as her!) The book, if you want to waste your money, is out in the autumn. I'd just stick to the excerpts in the papers, if I were you, they will contain the only juicy bits, I bet! 


Would You Trust This Man With 'Your' Mum??


A vile, Phillipino, nurse, Jonathan Aquino (Above) was caught on a hidden camera (Put there by the patients worried daughter) beating an elderly, 81yr woman, Maria, in Kentish Town 'Ash Court' Care Home. Jane Worroll noticed her mum Maria had had bruising on her arms & hands, just 6 weeks after going into the home, but she was told it was a result of taking aspirin. Suspicious she set up a hidden camera, her hidden camera, caught vile Jonathan 30, hitting her mother 6 times on the face, arms & abdomen. Earlier footage showed Maria (Who suffered from severe arthritis.... which I can attest is agonising!!) Being manhandled by carers, put to bed at 5.30pm & ignored by staff. 






The vile nurse, was jailed for a mere 18months, for assault 10 days ago. Four other staff were also sacked after Jane showed footage to bosses! Her mum Maria, who has Altzheimer's, wasn't even greeted by workers at the home. They'd turn on the TV when they entered the room & turn it off again when they left. She was so vulnerable, she couldn't get up, or call for help. The footage will be shown on 'Panorama' tonight. Maria had been living with Jane & her family until she needed round the clock care! 


Thug Labour MP, Eric Joyce (Below) has boasted that he is a expert at headbutts & has been in 100 fights (Just the kind of man we want in power..... NOT!!) He boasted that his Commons punch up, in February, with Tory MP, Stuart Andrew, was a one sided brawl. He said of the fight where he punched 3 other men after headbutting "They were quite genteel people, it was more like me marauding, not a fight, I saw red & thumped them with my fist & head!!" 




I had some tuna, in a wholemeal pitta for lunch, with a Diet Coke & watched '60 Minute Makeover' the presenter 'Catherine' is absolutely atrocious, she dresses like a down & out, anorexic, circus clown. She stands, all hunched over, like Quasimodo & talks with a dull, droning, monotone, voice. She has no warmth, empathy or rapport, towards those getting/arranging the make-over & has no real interest in what the designers are telling her, she just nods & repeats the last thing the designer says, every so often (Like a guy does, when he is watching the football & pretending to listen to you!!) God knows how she got this presenting job?? She must be either good at blackmail, or good at BJ's!! 


Catherine In One Of Her Better Outfits


Then I watched 'The Real Housewives Of Orange County' It's an old one, but the last, of the old shows shown. So I'm hoping after this season, they will start showing the NEW ones. But I bet we just get repeats of 'The Real Housewives Of New York' or of 'New Jersey!!' I hope I'm wrong!! I was contacted by Dale, who I did the music video for the Kaiser Chiefs with, on Facebook. He wanted to know if I'd be free for Monday 9th of May to shoot a 'Little Boots' music video? If so the dance audition is on Friday in Dalston, I said I was & I'd see him Friday.


Little Boots


I popped to the Post Office, wading through puddles everywhere & dodging the lorry's, that were driving through them & spraying everyone with more water, as well as the rain! I posted my eBay sale to Russia (3 other people who have won my items, have not paid for them, for 2-3wks now, which is pissing me off & they have ignored my messages to them, so I now have opened cases on them!) I got a large cappuccino on my way home, to warm my aching bones. As while out my pain had got really bad & the pain killers were not helping, so once home I wrapped myself up in bed, feeling lousy! 


While in bed, my friend Nicky called me, to see if I had a black hat she could borrow? As sadly, the end, for her lovely dad, was becoming, imminent. I said I had one with a feathered brim, as my lovely black one has a damaged brim & I still can't afford to have a milliner steam it back to shape. I really feel for Nicky, her dad Jim (James) he is such a lovely guy, we have a real soft spot for each other. He use to say I reminded him of 'Blondie' aka Debbie Harry. I lay in bed in pain for hours, thinking of all those close to me, who have died or are dying, so sad all of them lovely, lovely people. I only have a couple of painkillers left & can't afford any more yet, so I'm trying to eke them out a bit, I really need some on prescription. My swollen eye with a sty isn't helping things much. I pricked it with a needle & eased some of the pus out earlier (Sexy!! Not!!)


The Braxton Boys - Home & Away


I watched 'Come Dine With Me' & 'Home & Away' in bed, the pain was so bad (Bloody rainy weather) that I had to take some more painkillers. I watched 'Corrie', then eventually got up & made a tuna stir fry, with 2 Rivita's, washed down with a Diet Coke & had a Ripple for desert. One of my agents text me, to cancel my three heavily pencilled days, for a corporate video from 4th - 6th May (Damn that was around £300 after deductions, that I really I could of done with!) I watched 'Made In Chelsea' then 'Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares' then feeling cold and achy I had a mug of cream of tomato soup, snuggled back into bed & watched the repeat of the brilliant 'Homeland' 


Then It was time, to watch a Bollywood movie, that I'd not seen before. Which has, one of my favourite, Bollywood actresses, called, Aishwarya Rai Bachchan (Above) in it. The film was called 'Enthiran' (The Robot) It was really good! Cheesy in parts, but good special effects & fun dance scenes. I watch a lot of Bollywood films (& have been in a few) But this was the 1st Bollywood Sci-fi, that I have ever seen. It also stared, Bollywood star, Rajnikanth, who played both the scientist & the robot. I'd forgotten, just how long Bollywood films are (3hrs 5mins) I eventually crashed out for the night at 3.15am. (Calories consumed, 1,342 Very Good)


Tuesday 24th April, Due to rheumatic pain I was still awake at 7am, eventually I fell asleep some time after 8am, shortly after that I dreamt that I was in bed, and a human form was stood behind my curtains, it pushed forward, and the curtains partly opened, the figure was transparent/invisible, but was holding out in outstretched arms, a circular gift wrapped in white paper, it was the size, and shape of a full cheese, or fruit cake, I was very emotional & my voice was going, as I knew that the figure was my late mum, I was repeating over & over again, in a weepy voice, with a lump in my throat "Mum it's you, I'm so glad you came to me, I have been waiting, hoping to see you for so long!!" Then I woke with a jolt, staring at my curtains not sure for a moment, if it had been a dream or not?? I wondered if it had just been a dream? Or if my mum had tried to make contact, via a dream?? I was angry with myself for waking, just as the gift was in my hand, before discovering what it was!! I went back to sleep & dreamt, but can't recall what about!! I was woken again by a text by one of my agents, around 9.30am saying, the 2 confirmed & 1 pencil feature film dates, are now 1 confirmed & 2 heavy pencils, bugger!! (It was originally 3 confirmed)


I got up & had a coffee with two dry Rivita's, for breakfast, my sty is going (Good) I had a wash & cleansed & moisturised my face, I'm glad the swelling of my eye has reduced, the last lot of piercing & pus squeezing had worked. I wore my jeggings & navy thermal T-shirt & went make-up free to aid the rapid improvement in my eye. I popped to the shop still aching, thanks to the rain & got a Sun newspaper, then got back indoors out off the rain. I read the paper, Spencer Matthews 23 (Below) from 'Made In Chelsea' is facing getting the boot from the show, after being photographed, sniffing cocaine in front of shocked fans of the show. Spencer one of the key figures of the show, was photographed by a disgusted reveller (Or one who saw a money making opportunity from a paper) at an after-party following a nightclub appearance. 




He used his family's vast wealth to buy up the pictures,  in a bid to bury the potentially damaging story, after copies were shared among pals. Spencer who was PR boss for some of London's top nightspots (Hmmm maybe that's where I know him from? It's been bugging me for ages!!) A source said "Spencer was about to sign a big deal, but this has put a spanner in the works!"  There was a pic of Cheating footballer Mario Balotelli's Italian girlfriend, Raffaella Fico, 24 (Below) during a TV dance Routine, she looked the image of Chloe Simms (Below bottom) from TOWIE in it!! Apart from that there wasn't that much interesting or new news in the paper today! 


 Raffaella Fico (Not The Pic In Paper)
Chloe Simms


I watched the news & '60 Minute Makeover' with it on mute, until the reveal as 'Catherine' droning on bugs me so much. I wish they'd get someone new to present it! I did a few chores (Slowly due to pain) then watched 'The Real Housewives Of Orange County' Tamra was being catty as usual. She'd be nice if she could just stop being so insecure, that she has to bitch about anyone, that she feels, is a threat looks-wise!! I also just can't stand Bible Basher duo, Alexis Bellino and her pudgy, unattractive, smug, snide, husband (Below) They are so smarmy & fake, for people who are meant to be, good Christians, I can't believe just how superficial they are! 




I had a Quorn ham & tomato sandwich, plus chilli Doritos with a Zero Coke, for lunch, then did a bit of housework, slowly & with difficulty. I want to hoover the lounge, hall & bedroom, but my arms ache too much, even typing is painful. Watched 'Come Dine With Me' & 'Home & Away' with sexy Brax!! Phwoooor!! Then I grilled two Quorn burgers & had them in a wholemeal pitta with some salad & chilli Doritos, plus a coffee. 


Home & Away Bad Boys - The Braxtons - Brax On Right


I watched 'Supersize V Superskinny' then 'Hidden Talent' which was the show, I'd done a load of testing for last year (They discovered, from those tests, that I was a super multi-tasker) They showed the gifted climber & the human lie detector, on the show today. Then I watched the brilliant 'Facejacker' which was very funny. Then I watched 'Hit The Road Jack' it was the Essex one, but none of the coach trip footage, that I did with Bob, Ruth & Loula was used. I had a Solero & a Zero Coke. Then I got a text from my friend Nicky, saying that her dad Jim had sadly died, how very sad, he was such a lovely guy. I text her back my condolences, I didn't call her, as I knew she'd be busy, trying to calm her mum & brother down. 


I watched 'Desperate Housewives' then took some more painkillers, with a decaf coffee. Then I settled down to sleep around 1am, hoping the painkillers would kick in & I'd fall asleep quickly. But I didn't, I lay there in pain, thinking about Jim, my Mum, aunty Babs, Vivian, another friends dad & Jo, life is so cruel & unfair at times! (Calories consumed 1,164 Very Good) 


Wednesday 25th April, I woke at 10am, still in a lot of pain, I messaged Nicky, to see she was OK?  We had a bit of a chat on the phone & arranged for her, to come over to mine, on Thursday. I had a wash, with difficulty due to pain (I so wish this rainy weather would piss off!!) My sty was now gone, so I did a light make-up & did my hair & dressed the same as yesterday, but with a long sleeved, white, T-shirt under my navy one, to warm my bones. I made myself a coffee & a porridge with paprika & cinnamon for breakfast. Then I popped to the off licence, for my Sun paper. 




I read the paper, the front page is about Chelsea's game against Barcelona & of course John Terry's disgusting foul (Arsehole!) Also about the tragic hairdresser, Claire, who died while running the London Marathon. Meanwhile comedian Joe Brand has been panned for calling 'Streatham' in South London a Shithole, can't see why she is being blasted for telling the truth, as she is spot on, it is a absolute shithole!!! 


Talking of dives, five suspected terror scumbags, have been held, in near by Luton, after police & MI5 swooped in the al-Qaeda hotbed of Luton (Another Shithole) The five men, targets of a intelligence operation, lasting 8 months, were grilled amid fears, that imminent, terror attacks, were planned. They were all seized at separate addresses in the Bedfordshire town. The scum's homes are said to have been searched earlier, last September, but no arrests were made at that time. 




The Olympic games though only 3 months away were not thought to be the focus of the plan. One of the men is said to be Somalian, one a Bangladeshi & another British born Paki. The suspects are aged 21-35, some are feared to have travelled abroad for terror training! A computer has been taken from one of the homes. One suspects neighbour said "He's a nice friendly guy who always says "Hello" I can't ever recall him having a beard or wearing traditional clothes" Some people are so naive, to be a good terrorist you have to look & act nothing like one to those in your vicinity!! If terrorists went around looking & sounding like terrorists, they wouldn't be very good at terrorism would they!! 




Eight victims of Cabbie rapist John Worboys (Above) started fighting for damages from him & his taxi insurers. The victims barrister, told London's High Court, his Black Taxi has been an integral part of the crimes & the case would hinge, on whether the insurers were responsible for the injury's it helped cause?? Worboys 54 was jailed indefinitely in 2009 for drugging & sexually assaulting 12 women. I wrote in my blog in October 2010, how I am sure I was in his black cab once & I could of potentially of been one of his 1st victim's but something about him made me wary & I didn't drink the drink, he offered me, thankfully!! (You can read my Worboys experience if you click HERE )




Women are going to plastic surgeons for toe jobs, to ease the pain of wearing 7" stiletto's like Victoria Beckham's. Ops costing £380 to inject cushioning fillers into toes, heels & balls of feet have doubled in the last year (Sounds fab.... Wonder if it makes your skin on your heels & balls of feet less rock hard??) The effect of reducing pain lasts 6 months. Talking of high heels, some Vile Whore, who got turned on, by crushing small animals to death, under her stiletto heels, has been fined a mere £3,500 (I'd like to stamp my stiletto heel through the vile slags windpipe & then her eye!!) The repulsive 40yr mum of 3 (What kind of person will they grow up to be with THAT for a mother!!??) Known only as 'Anna B' posted films of herself  in tights & stiletto's killing chicks, mice & rabbits (Sick, Evil, Bitch!) She was also handed a 4 month suspended jail term by a court in Milan, Italy.... I hope she meets a horrible slow death, by being crushed by something extremely heavy, or an Elephant sitting/stamping on her would be lovely Karma!!




A pair of drop pearl earrings (Above) discarded in a draw for 35yrs are set to sell for £600,000 after it emerged they were once worn by royalty. The couple who are selling them thought them worthless as they'd sat in the previous owners (A late auntie) desk draw for years & they'd done the same with them. The marble sized earrings on strings of diamonds were left to the auntie in 1977 from a late pal Elena Lupescu, who was the mistress to a Romanian King. She'd received the jewels in the 1930's from King Carol II, Queen Victoria's, great-grandson who later abducted & married her. They could even reach £1Million in tomorrows auction, due to foreign interest! 




Vile, mouthy 'TOWIE' airhead, Lauren Goodger (Above) has had this weeks filming commitments axed & may be fired from the show (She won't be missed if she is!) The weeks axing of filming came after little miss sour puss, got too big for her boots as usual & had a Diva showdown with the bosses, where she threatened to quit!! (A Crap threat, as the show would be better without her!!) During the boozy, Marathon, After Party. Where while under the delusion of thinking she is some kind of star, she accused producers of treating her badly & then laughingly declared 'SHE' was the star of the show!! Sorry But there are AT LEAST 8 people in 'TOWIE' that are higher up than her, in the shows pecking order!! She even laughingly said she will leave them, to join MTV with her sisters to become the UK Kardashian's!! PML "Bye bye!! Then Lauren, don't forget to close the door on the way out" 




Livid producers, have told her to stay away from the show, ahead of a make or break meeting in the week. Sources are saying if she want's to quit she should! (In other words, goodbye to bad rubbish!!) It all kicked off Sunday night, after her party scenes, kept getting pushed back (Which is a very common occurrence in filming, any professional knows!) Lauren was screaming, on the top of her voice & being a right Diva! Saying that the program, has treated her appallingly! 


What a surprise!!.... NOT!!.... The common as muck, arrogant, self obsessed, cow! Bosses were already pissed off with her, as she'd turned up, a hour late for filming!! (That's typical diva behaviour, she's unreliable & keeps them waiting, yet she kicks off, when she is kept waiting, for her scenes. That is just so incredibly, unprofessional!) Lauren then threatened to quit, saying she was the star of the show!! (PML yeah love course you are!!... You keep telling yourself that!!) A source said the cast & crew, have had enough of Lauren's behaviour! Fellow cast members reckon, that she should buck her ideas up! 




I watched '60 Minute Makeover' in-spite of hating 'Catherine' the presenter with a passion, she irritates me as much as those 'Wonga.com' Ads or the 'Oral B Pro Expert' Ad where the girl describes her teeth as 'Squeaking' clean NOT 'Squeaky' clean (The toothpaste is absolutely fab though, I recommend!) There was a new female designer, on there called Anne Hazel, she was actually good. Most of the women designers aren't!! I popped out into the pouring rain, to do some banking, and cash my lottery ticket for my £10 win. When I got home, I had some tuna, in a wholemeal pitta, for lunch, with a Zero Coke. 




I watched 'The Real Housewives Of Orange County' then I did a few chores, then I watched 'Come Dine With Me' & 'Home & Away' then did a load of job searches & paper work. I had 2 Quorn burgers & baked beans, with 2 Rivita plus a side salad for dinner, washed down with a Diet Coke & a Magnum Infinity for desert. I tried watching 'Four Rooms' again, as Candie loves it, but it's just not my cup of tea (Nor is a cup of tea, ironically!!) 


So I then got on with my drive to get more celebrity photo's of  support for brave 29yr Jo Bryant, who is dying of a rare form of Cancer, called 'Cardiac Sarcoma' you can see her blog called "Tales From The Heart" on my Blog list, in the right hand column of this blog page >> Or by clicking HERE  She is a life long friend, of my friend, Kat's, husband & is being very, very brave & unlike the doctors, is unwilling to give up & determined to fight this evil disease & survive!! I sent out a message, to loads of celebs, including Simon Cowell, Leigh Francis, The Hoff, Holly & Phillip Schofield, Eamonn Holmes etc etc & Peter Andre (As I thought he'd be supportive as his brother has Cancer) Telling them of Jo's story with an attachment of her blog & saying her friends were collecting, celebrity support messages, in support of her not being willing to give in! In seconds lovely comedian Russell Kane tweeted me back a pic immediately as did TV Critic TV Kev (Both Below) 






Lovely fellow TV Critic, Ian Hyland said he'd sort me out one tomorrow, as did Nichola McLean. Nichola & I chatted a while about Jo & Nichola's  mum, who is suffering breast cancer. I said I'd put her mums name on the healing list, next time I went to the local spiritualist church & also light a candle for her in the Abbey Cathedral. She said she'd do a pic for Jo tomorrow, when she had some make-up on. 


Then I watched 'The Apprentice' Boy oh boy, are this years lot, a load of chumps!! The if the losing team, using cheap ingredients, for their 'Gourmet' meatballs, wasn't bad enough, and naming a supposedly 'Gourmet' food 'Utterly Delicious Meatballs' making it sound like a cheap product like 'Utterly Butterly' The final nail in the coffin (Other than trying to sell high priced street food, outside a football stadium, surrounded with cheap junk food stalls!) Was promoting meatballs & pasta, dressed as a giant Pizza!!!! WTF?? They were not selling pizza, so that's false advertising!! Why not dress as meat balls FFS?? Did they just think anything Italian would do?? If so I'm surprised one of them didn't dress up as Mussolini!! 


Then it was 'The Apprentice Your Fired' the blonde girl was fired, she was a scapegoat it should of been one of the boys, but the team leader didn't bring in his bezzy mate... I think he, or his mate should of gone. It say's a lot about this series of 'The Apprentice' that you can't recall the names, of any of the candidates!! None of my friends can, nor can I. When we talk about the show, we just describe them!! I made a coffee & went to bed, as I was in pain & watched 'TOWIE' I thought that it was a really good episode for a change, then a while later I realised why it was better, there was NO Lauren Goodger! But ITV2 played tribute to her, by showing 'Gremlins' directly after tonight's show (Below) Then I had an earlyish night, around midnight, as Nicky was coming round mine, about noon-1pm tomorrow (Calories consumed 1,513 Good)




Thursday 26th April, Dreamt about meeting with Nicky, which I was doing today but can't recall anything more! Woke at 10am, in pain as usual & as usual it was bloody raining outside!! I dragged my carcass out of bed & with difficulty & had a wash, I got on the scales & was pleased to see I'd lost two & a quarter pounds since Sunday. Whoop whoop, imagine how much I'd of lost if the weather wasn't wet & I'd been active, rather than mostly bed/house ridden, due to pain. 


I sorted out my black feathered hat for Nicky, then had porridge & coffee for breakfast. I wore my jeggings, black Ugg style boots & black polo neck. Then I braved the rain to get my Sun, newspaper I got in & read the paper, the headline was about (Ex Hearsay band member) & Corrie actress, Kim Marsh & how her fiancé & father of her child, Hollyoaks actor, Jamie Lomas, has been caught canoodling with some girl & her friend in his hotel room. Ooooh maybe another soap actress's wedding will be cancelled like Jessie Wallace (EastEnders)


News of UK's double dip recession was also on the front page, with the fear the economy could sink further! Figures show growth shrank for the 2nd quarter, putting us back in the economy trough. Many business experts had predicted better news! PM David Cameron called it "Very Disappointing"  Talking of Government, Cross-dresser & Ex Katie Price husband, Alex Reid, laughingly wants to become a Labour MP (The man is deluded!!) Alex is a pleasant enough chap. But as he proved in his nice but dim, appearance, in 'Celebrity Big Brother', he is way too dumb to be an MP!! He thinks he will be a great MP, because kids look up to him (I hate to have to tell you this Alex, but kids don't vote!!) His ambitions, laughingly, go all the way to number 10 (Lol he is still having that deluded god complex, that he had on his own reality show, when he spoke about himself in the 3rd person!!)


Alex Reid, Future Labour MP???


Also on the front page is a computer generated image (Below) of how Madeleine McCann would look aged 9yrs if still alive! But if she is & she is in the grip of paedophiles, one hates to think, what kind of life it is!! 


Maddie How She Looked & How She May Look Now


Meanwhile the Samaritans charity fund, of Hairdresser Clair Squires 30, who died running The London Marathon (Below) was building up to £1million in donations, with donations flooding in from celebrity's & people moved by her unexpected demise less than a mile from the finishing line. 


 Tragic, Kind Hearted, Claire RIP


There was a bit on Rupert Murdoch & The Leveson Inquiry, where he talked about PM Gordon Brown  declaring 'War' on The Sun Newspaper, over the phone, when The Sun stopped supporting Labours policy's in favour of The Conservatives. Of course Gordon Brown deny's this, the same way he would of deny'd calling that old woman a 'Bigot' if there had been no filmed & recorded evidence (Thinking of that day always makes me smile!!) He added that seething Brown was not in a "balanced state of mind" when he rang him in 2009




A British Airways (Arsehole) & flight attendant Rothstein Williams, 42, has sued British Airways because a female colleague Called him...... Wait for it....... "Darling!!" ...... Yes that's right darling!! How bloody traumatic for him!!! WTF is his problem?? Apparently her saying darling, instead of his (Rather poncy) name, was an insult & offended his 'Seventh Day Adventist' religion. Oh go get a life, you pathetic excuse for a man. Playing the religion card, for a bit of cash! (Amazing how the so called, supposedly religious, often have such an intolerant & unchristian attitude!!) I hoped he didn't get a penny & the court charges him with wasting peoples time, the pathetic excuse for humanity!! Then I read on, and read that the reading hearing said, he didn't have a case (Damn right!!) Yet he still works for BA (They must be desperate) I hope they shove him on all the boring flights, on all the wee hr shifts the tosser!!




Rain lashed UK was battling floods yesterday, but the hosepipe ban was still on (You have to laugh at Britain's ineptitude, to gathering enough water, when we are an Island surrounded by the bloody stuff & it's always sodding raining!!) Some areas got more than 22 of rain in 24hrs. Flood warnings were issued for the entire South & sparked fears of flooding in the NW, Midlands & Wales!! Meanwhile Crawley's, idiotic council, in West Sussex (Where I use to live) spent £7,300 on food, flowers & waiters for a Charity Ball that raised a mere £2,500!! They would of been better off just Donating 3-5K to the charity direct!! 


There are now NHS proposals to allow 13yr girls to get the contraceptive pills over the counter without a GP prescription, in a bid to slash teenage pregnancy's (They will find most teenaged pregnancy's theses days are planned, not accidents, to get on the council house list!! Which is one of the reasons, why I'm no further up the council waiting list, 32yrs after going on it!!) I went on the pill aged around 11-13yrs as I suffered from extremely heavy, extremely painful periods & the pill made them lighter & less agonising & yet I remained celibate, until my mid 20's, unlike the teenaged slapper's today. 




Ian Hyland had been true to his work & left a pic for Jo on Twitter for me (Above) lets hope Nichola McLean does too, I'm surprised that there was no word, from man of the people Peter Andre, or the very charitable Simon Cowell. 12pm - 1pm came & went without any Nicky. So hungry I popped downstairs had a cheese & tomato sandwich, with chilli Doritos on the side, washed down with a Zero Coke for lunch, my tummy thanked me. 


There was a bit on a quiz on Facebook, asking how many of 100 foods, to eat before you die, have you ate? I have eaten *59 from the list of 100 below (It may be *60 but not sure if the brown coloured truffle I have had, would be called a Black Truffle or not??) How about you? Being veggie for some 32yrs, I don't think I will manage to do the full 100 now!! Will you?? :-


Abalone (Sea snails) Absinthe flavouring, Alligator, Egg Plant, Bagel & Lox (Salmon) Baklava, Barbecue Ribs, Bellini flavouring, Birds Nest Soup, Biscuits & Gravy, Black Pudding, Black Truffle, Borcht (Beetroot soup) Calamari, Carp, Caviar, Cheese Fondue, Chicken & Waffles, Chicken Tikka Masala, Chilli Relleno (Stuffed Chilli) Chitlins (Pig Intestines) Churros (Spanish Doughnut) Clam Chowder, Cognac, Crab Cakes, Crickets, Currywurst (Sausage) Dandelion Wine, Milk Pudding, Durian (SE Asian Fruit) Eel, Eggs Benedict, Fish Tacos, Foie Gras, Fresh Spring Rolls, Fried Catfish, Fried Green Tomatoes, Fried Plantain, Frito Pie (Corn chips Chilli & cheese) Frogs Legs, Fugu (Puffer Fish) Funnel Cake, Gaspacho Soup, Goat, Goats Milk, Goulash, Gumbo (Stew Soup) Haggis, Head Cheese (Meat Jelly) Heirloom Tomatoes, Honeycomb, Hostess Fruit Pie, Huevos Rancheros, Jerk Chicken, Kangaroo, Key Lime Pie, Kobe Beef, Lassi, Lobster, Mimosa, Moon Pie, Morel Mushrooms, Nettle Tea, Octopus, Oxtail Soup, Paella, Paneer Cheese, Pastrami on Rye, Pavlova, Phaal, Philly Cheesesteak, Pho (Noodle Soup) Pineapple & Cottage Cheese, Pistachio Ice Cream, Po' boy (US Meat Sandwich) Pocky (Japanese Chocolate Snack) Polenta, Prickly Pear, Rabbit Stew, Raw Oysters, Root Bear Float, S'mores (Candy bar) Sauerkraut, Sea Urchin, Shark, Snail, Snake, Soft Shell Crab, Som Tam (Spicy Salad) Spaetzle (German dumpling/noodle) Spam, Squirrel, Steak Tartare, Sweet Potato Fries, Sweetbreads, Tom Yum (Soup) Umeboshi (Japanese Fruit) Venison, Wasabi Peas, Courgette Flowers.


At 2.30pm Nicky arrived & I gave her a big hug, the poor girl is left to sort out, the whole funeral on her own. The funeral is Friday week in London Colney. She is being very strong though, like I had to be when I lost my mum. I'm very proud of her, she is holding together well at a very tough time, she was close to her dad like I was close to my mum. I hope she doesn't fall to pieces after, like I did. We chatted for a bit & a TV show called me on my mobile, about a makeover show, I said I was with a friend & could they call back later? Which she said she would. Nicky & I chatted over a coffee about her dad & my mum & stuff. She tried on the hat I thought it would be a bit big for her as I'm a lot taller than her, but it looked fine. We chatted until around 5pm then she had to go, as her car was on a meter. I said I was thinking of her & I'd see her Friday. I got myself a Diet coke & watched 'Home & Away' then the 2nd Episode on 5* then I went down to the kitchen & got myself a mug, of cream of tomato soup & 3 Rivita as I was hungry. 


I watched 'Get Your House In Order' the guy Barry who's house was alarmingly rammed with TV memorabilia, seemed to be devoid of any personality. Maybe that's what happens when you dedicate yourself to a hobby & have a house so full you don't socialise, maybe you lose your social skills? He did have some nice 'Dr Who' bits though, I'd of quite liked some of the Dalek stuff!! Then I watched 'Long Lost Family' (I'd applied to the show to try find my long lost sister & brother on my Dads side, Gay & Brian Smith, who were last known to be in Edinburgh) 


 Brian & Gay Smith, Where Are You??


It was quite emotional, but I didn't well up like last week (Maybe because last week, was all about mums, and it reminded me of how much I miss mine!!) I had a Magnum Infinity with a coffee, I re-tweeted Nichola McLean jokily saying "Hows the make-up situation today??" as a gentle reminder about a picture for Jo, then I watched 'Celebrity Juice' very, very funny. Then I watched 'NCIS' & 'CSI' peckish I had a small bowl of porridge & read my Marilyn Monroe book until 1.30am then went to sleep, no reply from Nichola. (Calories consumed 1,728 whoops)


Friday 27th April, I dreamt but can't recall any of it, I woke at 9.30am in pain, thanks to rheumatoid arthritis & the sodding rainy weather, I need to emigrate to somewhere dry pronto, somewhere arid like the desert, like Dubai!! I got out of bed with difficulty & shuffled my way downstairs, and had a wash & washed my hair with difficulty (Due to the pain!) over the bath! I hobbled back upstairs in a lot of pain & dried my hair (Again with difficulty) I decided to go with hairpiece free hair, they want a duel personality of the auditionee's  in the video one more meek & mild the other their outrageous Alter Ego, So I decided to wear something dance friendly, movement wise, even though thanks to the weather my body is in extreme pain & not dance friendly, movement wise. 


I decided on my Jane Norman studded leggings, black & white jersey 3/4 sleeved blouse. Plus my knee high, old, battered, worn heeled, black boots, with straps that wrap around the legs. Tatty but comfy & good size heel for dancing. I did a neutral make-up with black liquid liner & wore my dip dyed fringed earrings. It's still wet & windy out so it was my faux sheepskin jacket & gillet to keep me warm  & my large black CK umbrella to keep me dry. I clipped my iPod shuffle to my blouse & put the earphones in & turned it on & to my shock, the woman's voice said "Battery low!!" WTF?? I charged it up for hrs on my PC last week, after I got the battery low message, it should of been fully charged Bugger!! I wanted that to get me in the dance mood en route to the Little Boots, music video audition! Pissed off, I popped to the shop for my paper, some much needed painkillers & some food, for brunch on the go! 




I walked in pain, to the train station, in the pouring rain, missing my music on the go!! I got a £12.70 return ticket to Dalston Junction, and caught the train to London, then sat in the carriage, eating my tuna salad sandwich, chilli Doritos, for brunch, washed down with a Diet Coke. Then I read the paper, the headlines are about Spurs footballer, Jermain Defoe, cheating on, the ex Xfactor, winner Alexandra Burke, with some slapper, Geordie, model, called Laura, who 1st got chatting with him, on Facebook... YAWN!! Who cares?? Well other than Alexandra & Arsenal fans, who are no doubt thinking up cheating based footie chants as I type!! I don't know what Alexandra sees, in the badly dressed, cheating, munter, Jermain anyway? he is certainly no looker, or a catch, other than for star fuckers & gold diggers!! 




Meanwhile Kym Marsh is still with her chunky, unattractive ex 'Hollyoaks' fiancé Jamie Lomaz (Above) who snogged some random bird, in his hotel room! Don't know what she see's in him either? He looked a right scruffy, lardy lump, in his baggy jeans, in his picture out with Kym after the revelations. Meanwhile another lover of worthless men, Cheryl Cole is going to try online dating, under a synonym, good luck with that, in my experience, they're either ugly, boring, highly strung, or just after a shag (Or all 4)  


Three tornadoes ripped across the UK yesterday, destroying buildings & ripping up trees, in areas like Essex, Rugby & south Wales & gales also battered Bournemouth. Claire Squires the London Marathon runner who tragically died aged 30yrs, will be buried in a shared grave, with the 25yr brother Grant who she adored. He died of a drugs overdose in 2001, that must be hard on her mum Cilla, to bury two of her kids. 




Talking of burying, a terrified man (Above) begging for his life, was buried alive, by Bashar al-Assad's loyal forces crying "There is no god but God!" as they buried him, for the crime of sending video footage of Syria's conflict to Arabic TV stations, the footage was linked to YouTube by sympathisers, one YouTube viewer wrote "They buried him alive - as they called HIM an animal!!!"  Meanwhile Britain may have to pay a £2million bill to cage scum African tyrant Charles Taylor, after he was convicted of war crimes. The 64yr ex-Liberian President, sponsored rebel groups in neighbouring Sierra Leone's civil war. He is almost certain to spend his sentence in the UK, because LABOUR's, Margaret Beckett, offered him UK prison space, before his trial started in 2006 (Stupid Bitch)  


A 12yr Brazilian slum girl nicknamed Rapunzel for her 5ft 2" hair, (Below) had her 1st ever haircut & was paid £3,000 for her hair to use as extensions, changing her & her family's life. Meanwhile in Somerset, in the UK some sick bastard, has killed his 48th cat using anti-freeze laced meat/catfood it will be people next, the sick, vile, scum! I hope somebody catches him/her, laying out the laced food & force feeds her/him with it & they die the same agonising death as those poor cats! I know I would, if I caught whoever it was, doing it!!


Rapunzel 


A shocked Kent businessman, slammed 'Work-shy' Britain, after his 7 new recruits, all in their 20's, didn't turn up on their 1st day, at his marketing firm 'Because it was raining!!' You couldn't make it up!! Four said they didn't turn up, as they didn't fancy going out in the rain (In that case they will need a job that only needs you to come in 2 months out of 12, as it's always bloody raining in England!!) Another said he would lose too much benefit (As the job was paying £200 a week for a 2week trial, before getting £400 a week once permanent, one has to ask, just how much bloody benefit is that person getting??) I bet the businessman is besieged now, by older people, after those same jobs!! 


I got to Kings Cross, got the Victoria line to Highbury & Islington, then got the overground to Dalston Junction, then got help from a lovely guy in the print shop near the station, who printed me out a map to find the audition spot, as nobody seemed to know it & the map in A-Z for that street was too tiny to see anything. My heels & arch of my feet, were hurting. I realised part way, on my journey I'd taken the padded innersole's out of them & used them in something else & without them, the base of the boot heel, is digging in my heel & instep, and was not comfy to walk in, let alone dance in!! 


I walked into the audition waiting area, which seemed to be filled wall to wall with the 'Kids From FAME' a grey haired guy, in his 70's, with a pig tail, plus me!! I was told by a female organiser, to take a seat next to a woman, that she pointed too. I had to laugh to myself as the woman was Ex, US, Porn Star, Ericka who for some reason, has been funny with me, since around September/October time last year. And she looked most put out, that I was sat next to her. No Idea why? We use to be friendly, but one day she just deleted me from Facebook, and has looked down her nose, or been off with me, or avoided me, whenever our paths have crossed. I don't get it? I have never slagged her off, or anything? I'm not the sort to judge someone just because they do porn, just because it's not something I'd do. 


The only thing I can think of is, that she didn't like me mentioning her in this blog, on the times we'd met up? But can't think why? I haven't said anything negative! She doesn't hide the fact that she use to be a 'Porn Star' she has even mentioned it live on 'Big Brothers Bit On The Side' So it's not as if I have shared a secret. Unless she got upset about me saying that I couldn't spot her in TOWIE, in the blog, that I wrote, entitled Fame Hungry which was posted in September. But that seems an odd, over reaction. I mean all I said was, I couldn't see her in it. It's not as if I was saying, she was lying about being in it!! Or maybe she felt, that I was giving away stuff in her Biography 'Confessions Of A Porn Star' which is probably out now, Odd!! 


Oh well I guess I'll never know, and it's not worth losing any sleep over! As she pole dances, I wondered what her dance style without a pole is like? As she went in for her audition. While she was in auditioning I got chatting to a sweet dance student Jazmine (or Jazz) we watched people going in & out (Quite quickly) from their auditions, re really could of done with the 'Little Boots' song we would be dancing to, in the video, being piped into the waiting room on a loop, instead of us all going in.... cold!! I had my picture taken holding up a note with my name on & then sat back down.


The old boy went in, he was very sweet, I'd of loved to have seen his audition!! A while went by, then Jazz went in & then it was me. I'd taken my boots off, as I had blisters on the heel & instep of my foot from them (Ouch!!) Like I wasn't in enough pain already, due to the rain, bloody arthritis!! There were 3 guys in there, as well as Dale & Gemma, who I know. Dale did his usual flirty, jokey bit, then the other guys asked me a bit about myself & then they said they were going to play the  'Little Boots' song & just to 'Free Style' it! 


The music played & it had quite a hip shaking beat, so I did a bit of my belly dancing moves & shook my tits & ass doing a few spins etc. It all went so quick, I cant really recall much about what I did, I pulled a few wild faces, as this was meant to be your crazy alter ego dancing. Though I admit, I felt a bit of a twat, with Gemma & Dale, who I know watching, It's much easier, in front of strangers. God knows how I did? I would of done a lot better, without blistered soles, plus every bone & joint stiff, and in pain!! I doubt I stand a chance, when up against a load of 20yr old, kids, from 'FAME' But just maybe, the fact that I'm different from them, like the old boy, will work in his & my favour?? 


Eva - I Saw Her Face & Now I'm A Believer


Lovely Jazz, had waited until I came out & we headed off together to get a bus, to Liverpool Street station, as I can't use my ticket on overground trains, between 4pm & 7pm, only buses & tubes and it was now 5.20pm. As we walked down the road we bumped into my friend, Eva Believer (Above) who I'd given the audition details to & she was really sweet, raving about how stunning I looked. I wished her good luck & then Jazz & I caught a bus. Jazz added me on Facebook on her phone, on the bus & we parted company at Liverpool Street, where she got her overground train to Essex & I got the tube to Kings Cross. 


Once there I had a large cappuccino in Costa Coffee & sat in there reading the free Evening Standard, and munching on a Twix bar, while killing over an hour, until 7pm. There was a bit about Ronnie Wood's sons & their Mayfair Art Gallery, being involved in a police matter, over one of their works of art, in the Gallery window, during an exhibition titled 'Metamorphosis' The picture in question was Derrick Santini's 'A Fool For Love' (Below) a depiction of the Greek myth Leda & the swan, which is the mythical story of how the god Zeus, in the form of a swan, raped Leda & the result was Helen of Troy. 




There was not one complaint, from the public, about the picture in the window. But a Metropolitan police officer took exception to it when he passed the 'Scream Gallery' on Bruton street, while passing on a bus (WTF??) I bet he is another one of those overly religious, nut cases, like that BA, Seventh Day Adventist guy!! Due to his complaint, two uniformed officers, from Harrow, turned up, insisting the offending picture (Which in fact, I think, is quite stunning) was taken down, saying it suggested they condoned bestiality, which was a arrestable offence!! What a joke!! 


The 'Metamorphosis' exhibition had been running a month & was very well received, luckily the officers arrived on Saturday, on the last day of the exhibition, so they was taking it down anyway. How pathetic. Well a bit of controversy about the picture, may put a bit more value on it's price! I got on the train at 7pm & got a text from one of my agent's, saying that, the comedy scene in the Jacuzzi, had been cut, from the comedy show, that I had been pencilled in for, in May, so I wouldn't be doing it now!! Bugger!! I was really looking forward, in getting involved in some comedy! 


I eventually got home at 7.45pm & made myself a mug of tomato soup, checked my Facebook, emails & Twitter, still no picture for Jo from Nichola McLean, or any of the other celebs I messaged. I watched 'Come Dine With Me' while sipping the soup & munching cheesy Doritos. Then I enjoyed a night of good, Channel 4, TV with '8 Out Of 10 Cats' the new 'Very Important People' which stars the brilliant, Morgana Robinson & a funny Terry Mynott, I'm loving the new show!! Then 'Alan Carr: Chatty Man' 'Stand Up For The Week' followed by the Kym Basinger film 'Cellular' before finally crashing out at 1.45am. (Calories consumed 1,503 good!) 


Saturday 28th April, I dreamt & again, it involved acting but I forget the details, as my sleep was so disturbed due to joint pain, in knees, hips, neck shoulder & spine, and getting a dead left arm & pins & needles in my left hand. My circulation is either screwed, or I have a trapped nerve in my shoulder!?? As it was, thanks to a Migraine, I didn't couldn't get up (Without difficulty) until 2.45pm that's half a day wasted!! Unsurprisingly enough, when my eyes could bare me opening the curtains, outside was dark, grey, miserable & raining (A typical English Spring!!) Migraine weather!


Candie text me, to see if I could come over Saturday & stay over? I said yes, as the 3 day corporate video shoot, has been cancelled for Friday, to Sunday! I wan't to see as much of Candie as possible, before she leaves for Torquay for good. My friend Jennie also text, inviting me round hers Wednesday. I had a wash & dressed with difficulty, in chocolate leggings, my white, scoop necked, Petite Bateau, long sleeved, T-shirt & my tiger face, sweater, over the top, to warm my aches & pains. I slipped on my DKNY sports mules & walked to the off licence, in a lot of pain, for some milk, a paper, a few essentials & Nurofen pain killers, to try kill this unbearable toothache like pain, that was ravishing through my bones/joints. 




I had a veggie sausage sandwich & chilli Doritos & a Diet Coke for brunch. I watched the new, modern day, series of 'Charlie's Angels' (Above) Oh dear!! Very Naff!! Compared to the original & also the NEW 'Angels' acting, was more wooden, than the whole of Sherwood Forest!! Then I watched the brilliant 'NCIS' where I learn't that Americans call 'Bog Washing' Swirly's!! Who knew!!? Sound's a lot more pleasant, than our term, for the bullying practice! 


Abby NCIS


I read the paper, the front page was about Jordan (Katie Price) going to marry for the 3rd time, to Argentinean hottie (& Ricky Martin Looky Likey) Leandro Penna. After the ups & downs they've already had, in their 12-18month relationship, I just can't see this marriage lasting either, to be honest!! 


Indignant, shamed, Haringey council chief, Sharon Shoesmith, faced fresh fury last night, after a damning report (Unsurprisingly) exposed appalling child neglect in Haringey, revealing how a family of 10 kids suffered 7yrs of chronic neglect, following catastrophic failures of social workers. The children aged between  18months & 16yrs were dressed in filthy clothes, were covered in lice & forced to live in a rat infested home! A 'bullying management culture' in Haringey's children's services was blamed. (That doesn't surprise me, when their housing dept suggested I go get myself pregnant, when I went to them over 20yrs ago, when I was about to become homeless, in their district!!) The Haringey team were described as 'wholly dysfunctional!'


Mexican mum, Karla Perez, 32 is naturally pregnant with 9 children, 7months after having triplets!! She is said to be carrying 6 girls & 3 boys, and will have a caesarean next month. She had 2 girls & 1 boy, then became pregnant again 2 weeks later (Blimey!! I'm not sure I'd be feeling up to sex, 2weeks after pushing 3 baby's out my fanny!!) She already has a 4yr son! But last night it was claimed on a Spanish TV channel, that she was a fraud, after a doctor who performed an ultrasound on her, said she was not pregnant at all.


A poor puppy was found last night after cruelly being dumped in a dog waste bin. The tiny black & white pup, a mongrel of about 6-8weeks was rescued by a family who heard rustling sounds coming from the bin. The RSPCA in Nottingham are looking after the female pup they have named Georgie. Dickie or Richy may have been more apt if the puppy had been a boy!!..... (Richard the 3rd = Turd, in rhyming slang!!) The RSPCA condemned the 'sick jokers' saying "What would of happened if she hadn't been found??"


Neo-Nazi paramilitaries are secretly training Ukraine football hooligans, to wreak havoc during Ukraine's Euro 2012 match with England! (Bloody violent nutcases) They are drilled in both unarmed & knife fighting as well as use of pistols & rifles, at a secret camp! They say they will boo black players, as they do not want to see black players in European teams! Racism is endemic in Ukrainian football, but ignored by the police. The foreign office has told black & Asian Brits to 'Take extra care' when visiting the Ukraine, due to racially motivated attacks. Bad news for my aching joints & bones, is that 'Tomorrow' we will be hit with a months worth of rain in a day! Oh FFS!! Just what I need!! 2" will fall in many places making April 2012 the wettest on record! Yet hysterically, the country remains in DROUGHT & hosepipe bans are still in place (You couldn't make it up!)  More floods are predicted, like those that burst the banks of Yorks, river Ouse, for a 2nd time in a week. 




A bloody useless, stupid, soft judge, Judge Carol Hagen (Above left) let a burglar (Above right) go free from jail, only for him to do a fresh spree of burglary's & the stupid cow has taken pity on him AGAIN & 'Cut' the jail term she eventually had to give him!! WTF?? She informed the career criminal Jason Reed 39 (Who by the way, is also a rapist) who she charged for 6yrs that she had a rethink & is lopping off 1yr. He will be out in about 2.5yrs!! A Doctor who was one of the victims, after the scum stole his granddads war medals, rightly said "Judges should think of the victims!!" Two teenaged victims in another raid aged 14yrs  & 11yrs hid in a wardrobe fearing they were going to die!!.... Disgusting!! The Judge should hang her head in shame! 


This Is NOT A Grizzly!!!


There was a picture of a 14st bear being shot out of a tree (Above) by tranquilliser darts, onto a crash mat, in Colorado, on page 37 of The Sun. BUT for the 2nd time in a week, I have seen the media, WRONGLY, refer to the American 'Black Bear' as a 'Grizzly' when it patently was NOT a Grizzly!! Not only was it the wrong size & shape for a 'Grizzly' it was also BLACK in colour & NOT the Auburn Brown colour, of a 'Grizzly' it also has the distinctive Creamy Beige, nose of a 'Black Bear' NOT a 'Grizzly' are people in the media really so ignorant as to what a 'Grizzly Bear' looks like? (Below) As it is, 'Grizzly's' find it hard to climb tree's due to their bulk (Though they can if the need to) where it is common place for 'Black Bears' to climb trees!


This IS A Grizzly!!


Feeling like death with pain I took some more pain killers & against my own better judgement, at 7pm I watched 'The Voice' It started off with a cringeworthy'ly bad group performance by the judges, which was an utter embarrassment to watch, they were all so bloody awful, singing live. The worst two singers of the four were Will.i.am (Not much of a surprise) and Tom Jones (I don't like him, but even I expected better, from him!) If Simon Cowell, was in his bath, relaxing, watching the show, he must of been cracking up laughing, the rest of the show was equally Dire!! Only the FIRST female act Joelle & LAST female act Ruth were OK the rest were abysmal, especially the double act! I'm sure my ears & nose started bleeding when they sang (Or rather, made that horrible noise, that was meant to be singing!!) 




I have lost what little respect I had, for ALL the judges, totally!! They were either being NICE, or just covering their asses & talking bullshit, as they didn't want to admit, what a load of dud's they put through. Because they fawned all over the abysmal acts, singing their praises, instead of calling a spade a spade & letting the shit acts (Nearly all of them) know they performed shit! If the acts were not shouty, they were off key, out of time, or out of tune, but even if they did mention that, the judges covered it with flowery shit, like "You was off key here & there but it didn't matter, because your performance was sooo awesome man!!" ..... BULLLLLLLLLL..... SHIIIIIIIT!!!! They are obviously shit mentors too, as none of the songs the contestant's sang, suited their voices, except maybe the 1st & last, but then the arrangements of both, them let the singers down!




Even the last performance by Ruth, who is a decent singer, was not as good as it could of been, due to the bad arrangement of the song (Who's title I forget, which says a lot about the impact of tonight's show!) If these acts had been in front of Simon Cowell, he'd of told them straight, that they needed to buck their idea's up & it just wasn't good enough, and he would of pointed out, where they were going wrong, where they were pitchy, off key, out of tune, not in time, not like this wishy washy, bunch of people pleaser's! 


I think one guy with a guitar was doing a *Lordy (*Eurovision Rock Band) version, of his number, laughably bad, yet they raved over him, what a sodding joke!! Well I was thinking twice, about watching 'The Voice' tonight after the dire, screechy, shouty show last Sunday, but watching tonight, has confirmed it that, I won't be watching the tripe again & like 'EastEnders' I doubt I'll miss it!! I really don't give a toss who wins, but my money is on either Ruth or Joelle, as at least they didn't embarrass themselves tonight! After watching that pile of tripe, I had a tuna steak for dinner, with steamed sugar snap peas & mashed potato, washed down with a Diet Coke.




Next was 'BGT' (Britain's Got Talent) Not brilliant, but at least their bad acts were amusing & Ant & Dec were very amusing!! That was followed by 'BGMT' (Britain's Got More Talent) where the brilliant presenting skills, of Stephen Mulhern, like Ant & Dec help make the show!! When both Stephen plus Ant & Dec are chatting to the naff acts, their dead pan expressions, or their total courpsing make the show!! 




One guy (A debt collector, called Mark Weech, Above) came out on stage in full vintage 'Star Trek' outfit & 'Vulcan' pointy ears & sang 'Me & Mrs Jones' it would of been more apt if he'd changed the song lyrics to 'Me & Dr Bones' might of made Simon crack a smile too! Mark later tweeted me to say Simon stopped him singing his rendition of 'Star Trekking' so he had to do the other song. But I still think he missed a trick, by not changing it to 'Dr Bones!!' I then spent the night watching the brilliant 'CSI' 'CSI NY' & 'Law & Order: Special Victims Unit' Then peckish I had a coffee & 3 Rivita's (Dry) Then did some blogging until 2am (Calories consumed 1,381good)


Sunday 29th April, I had a restless sleep, due to pain, my neck is stiff & painful & making grinding noises, when I turn it & shooting pains down my left arm. My coccyx and hips, ached with arthritic pain too, for once my left knee was bearable. I had a dream I and two others (Both guys I think) were involved in something that was causing us to be hunted/chased by cops (Bent ones I think) We escaped them, due to me knowing back ways, through & out of buildings. Once cornered, I found this kids room in an attic, where it was, easy to find hiding places. We kept texting each other, to the minimum, in case they could monitor, and read texts, with a gadget. We escaped with the drawings, or script, that we seemed to be keeping from the cops, that were after us. Then I was in a yellow bikini & was going to go swimming with some people on a beach..... Then I woke up!! I already knew from my painful stiff body it was, dark, grey, miserable, windy & rainy out (Whoopee!!..... NOT!!!!) 


I hobbled downstairs (Right ankle is weak & hurting) I had a wash & got on the scales another 1.1/4lb lost that's 3.1/2lb lost since last Sunday, that's a quarter of a stone, and apart from the dance audition, I have mostly been like some inactive, vegetable in bed. I made a coffee & took some more pain killers, the last of the pack, (I wish they made them in bigger packs, or bigger bottles of pain killers, like they use to do. But now thanks to suicide jobs, they don't! Stupid really, as if people are going to do it, they will store up enough anyway!!) I pulled on my chocolate leggings & white, long sleeved, Petit Bateau, scoop necked, T-shirt with difficulty & eased on my faux sheepskin jerkin & slipped on my sporty DKNY mules & staggered the few yards in pain, to get my Sunday Sun paper. 


I got in & watched 'Columbo' which had Billy Connolly as the rather unconvincing, conducting maestro, killer, as I lay on my bed waiting for the painkillers to work. At 4.45pm I had some porridge with cinnamon & another coffee, still in pain!! The sun came out & flooded trough the bedroom window at 5pm, while I was watching 'Tea With Mussolini' which is a film I'd never got round to seeing before! It was a good film (A true story) but not as good, as rave revues would have you believe. Just as I felt it was getting going, it was over, I wanted to find out more about the lad sent away & the one who'd been dressed as a girl!! 




I read the paper, another soddin footballer on the front page (It's all you seem to see in the headlines these days.... Yawn!!) Yet again it was about Football Munter 'Mario Balotelli' (Below) Cheating on his girlfriend, yet again!! With some 21yr blonde, called Chloe Evans for 2yrs. Last time it was with, the Wayne Rooney Hooker Jenny Thompson. Chloe divulges that Mario loved her making him up as a girl, in make-up and a blonde wig!.... Bloody hell he must make an ugly girl, as he is one hell of an ugly guy!! How the rivals to Manchester City will be creative with their cross-dressing chant's now!! They are already doctoring pictures online! (Below bottom)






Kelly Rowland will not be back on Xfactor this year, Gary Barlow will (Good) and Louie Walsh & Tulisa are in talks, it looks like they are trying to woo back Dannii Minogue which is a good Idea, she was one of my favourite judges & I missed her a thousand times more, than Cheryl Cole when she went! All Cheryl Cole ever did was look pretty, make poor choices in clothes, and do girly tears, other than that she was quite dull. Dannii is both pretty & has a good sense of humour & great personality.  


Top Tottie & Top Judge Dannii


Margaret Thatcher (Below) has been voted more popular, than all our current political leaders, in a pole of what political leader people would want in charge of the UK (That's no surprise to me, life in the UK was miles better, under MT's reign!!) There would be no fannying around with throwing out terrorists, if the old pre dementia Maggie was in charge, she'd of soon turned things around for the better!! 


Top PM Maggie Thatcher 


Surprise surprise, Alex Reid calls off the wedding, to his heavily pregnant fiancé, Chantelle Houghton (That's sure to do, his desired political career, a load of good..... Not!!) Because her friends interfering with their business (Oh man up for god sake, you wuss!!) You can see the 'Happy' couple below




Fugitive scum & double murder suspect James Allen 35 (Below) has been caught on CCTV after growing his hair to try and disguise himself. The formally shaven headed scum, was also caught wearing a peak cap, to hide his identity. They were taken in Scarborough, North Yorks. He was then spotted Friday in Leeds. The junkie scum had been jailed in 2004 for stabbing a man in a burglary. He is at present wanted for battering a 81yr former next door neighbour to death last Monday & then a 50yr female charity worker who lives alone on Wednesday, both had massive head injury's


 Scum, Whether With Or Without Hair!!


There was a bit in the paper, with Lord Alan Sugar, calling the contender for London Mayor, Ken Livingston, a "Power crazed egomaniac!!" Here Here, spot on!! I hate the man with a passion, as did my dad. Thankfully I think most 'sane' Londoners feel the same & will rather vote Boris Johnston, rather than Red Ken! You are crazy if you vote for him, he is a vile, slippery, snide & very dangerous man!! Even some of his fellow Labour members are voting against him!! 


Boris V Red Ken


Talking of dangerous there was a bit on a nasty, skanky, sex mad, female student, Marquita Church, 19, from Newquay, Cornwall (Below) Who has had unprotected sex with 8 men, since she's known she has (Incurable) Herpes!!! What a vile, thoughtless, selfish, bitch, her parents must be so proud. Doctors say she has one of the worst cases of Herpes they have ever seen!! She said she doesn't care about the risks to the guys as they never asked about her sexual history & opt not to use protection (Well what about the unsuspecting girlfriend they might then sleep with? & give Herpes to, the same way Marquita Church got it!!) Marquita who has had 25 lovers (25 at 19 how classy I'd not had one at her age!!) is dismissive of the problems herpes could cause if she gets pregnant. 


Marquita Church, Itching To Have Sex With You!!


Weird faced, Octomum Nadya Suleman 36 (Below) Who's bringing up 14 kids in a slum, claimed, "I'm not a maternal person" Well you should of thought of that, before having your IVF octuplets, for fame, when you already had 6 kids, you skank!! She spoke out after complaints she was neglecting her brood, In her three-bedroom, graffiti covered home. Adding "If I knew than what I know now they wouldn't be here!!" Know what?? That TV, magazine & baby company deals, on your eight baby's, wouldn't make you millions??? Seeing that you had 6 kids already, surely you must of known just how maternal you are or aren't before having 8 more in one go!! And what a loving thing to say of your brood of eight!! 




Mr Potato head, minus the moustache & glasses, lookey likey Nadya, was visited by cops after her home hairdresser claimed she spent on £320 on pampering herself (Money wasted by the look of it) while claiming £1,200 welfare a month to feed the 14 kids. Nadya said the story id false & the £320 was for 29 haircuts for the kids. She has recently posed nude for a magazine & is hoping for a TV show. The hairdresser was a good snitch but by looking at Nadya's pic she is not that a good a hairdresser or she'd of convinced Nadya to have a fringe to hide that huge forehead, it also looks like Nadya has had, some dodgy fillers, surgery, on her face as from her eyes down, her face is out of proportion! As you can see above.


One in six jailed UK prisoners are foreigners (If we had them all shipped to their own country's jails we'd free up 33,361 cells for more of our own, home bred scum!!) The number of foreigner crimes, has tripled in the past 5yrs, thanks to Labours open border policy's. Polish criminals top this list, with 3,654, followed by Romanian's 2,975 & 3rd Lithuanian's with 2,354. The Polish total is 36 times what it was in 2004 when only 99 Polish criminals were in jail!! 




I made dinner at 7.30pm grilled tuna in a veg stir fry. Like I said yesterday, I chose not to watch the rubbish 'The Voice' on BBC1, after yet another shit show yesterday, where the judges didn't even have the balls to tell the acts how shit they were (Unlike Xfactor judge Simon Cowell) I had my dinner (Very tasty it was too!) then popped to the shop & got some milk & Diet Cokes plus more pain killers!! Then watched the brilliant 'Once Apon A Time' while enjoying a Magnum Infinity & a Diet Coke. 


Once Apon A Time - There Was A Brilliant TV Show


Excellent show, it just gets better & better, unlike 'The Voice' that has gone steadily down hill from day one. My Twitter timeline confirmed tonight's 'Supposedly' LIVE results show, was as big a load of rubbish, as last nights appalling show. So I made the right decision deciding to boycott it the way I have 'EastEnders' which has been rubbish since Cat & Alfie 1st left for America. Apparently Sam Buttery, the one who looks like a overweight lesbian, went last night. I enjoyed 'Once Apon A Time' which certainly didn't disappoint, I just wish there was a midweek show too, so I didn't have to wait until next Sunday, for the next episode!! 


Then I tuned into Ch4 +1 to watch Sarah Millican on 'Celebrity Deal Or No Deal' my timeline on twitter was saying, that it was a tear jerker 'We will see!!' I thought. There was the sadness of two women with terminal cancer in the audience, but cancer has touched my life so much, with 80% at least of my family getting it, or dying of it & the same with about 10% of my friends & acquaintance's. I think I have almost become numb from it now. 


Thinking of Jo & her battle, I tweeted Nichola McLean again, with a gentle reminder about the support photo, she'd promised to do for Jo saying.... "How's the Make-Up situation? (For a support picture for Jo??)!"  But I got no reply. I hope she doesn't renege on her promise!! I watched the brilliant 'Homeland', like 'Once Apon A Time' it just gets better & better (Brilliant writing) Then a bit of blogging, before Shahrukh Khan's, brilliant film 'My Name is Khan' on Ch4 at 12.20am, It's a brilliant film acted brilliantly by Shahrukh Khan, about a Muslim with Asperger's, who was wrongly accused of terrorism after 9/11.  After that I watched the late night repeat of 'TOWIE' in bed then went to sleep around 3am (Calories consumed 1,321 Very Good!!)