A Two Weeks In & Resolutions Intact!!

Monday 9th January, I woke at 8am, I had a wash & had two boiled eggs with 3 Rivita's & a coffee for breakfast. I got a text from a casting agency, asking me if I could do, a corporate video on Thursday January 12th, in the IP12 2TW area? The pay was £90 + £15 travel, excited about some paid work I looked up the post code & found it was Rendlesham, Suffolk!! So I looked up the travel details, on the National Rail Enquiries. Most filming jobs start at around 7.30am, to be there for that, I'd have a 9hr 45min journey, with three changes, which started at 9.04pm on Wednesday & get me there for 6.49am Thursday. If it began later, as it's a corporate film, at say around 9am. I could get the 4.47am Thursday train with 3 changes that takes 3hrs 17mins, getting me there at 8.04am. 


But either way it's pointless, as the return fare is £94.90. So after the agency take their 20% from the £105, I'd be on minus money, after all that travelling &10-12hrs of work! So I said I was free, but why I'd not be taking the job! I changed into my grey jogging bottoms with a white stripe down the side seams, my long sleeved, white Petite Bateau, T-shirt, my black, Velour, Petite Bateau, hooded, zip up, jogging jacket, my 2lb ankle weights & my white Reebok EasyTone trainers. I did a light make-up, then pulled on my black, bomber jacket & faux fur, grey deerstalker & headed out to the park for my hour power walk!

As always, on the way back, I got a Sun newspaper & Diet Coke as usual. Once indoors I had a banana & my Diet Coke, as I read the paper. The front page headline, is taking the piss out of 60yr, thieving, TV cook, arsehole, Anthony Worrall Thomson, with the headline 'Ready Steady Crook 'Wozza' shoplifts at Tesco' About the chefs arrest after shoplifting cheese & wine for the 5th time at Tesco's (So a premeditated, repeat offence!!)


But you can bet your bottom dollar, they wont charge him, or ban him, just because he is on TV, unlike they would Joe public!! I hope I'm wrong!! (But I'm sure I won't be!!) It's not as if he was starving & couldn't afford the cheese & wine!! Unlike some!! He has been cautioned by the police, for pilfering from the same Tesco's in Henley-on-Thames, Oxfordshire. It was his 5th act of shoplifting, at the self service tills there, over a period of a mere 16 days!! He had a mugshot & finger prints taken at the police station!

A devastated mum of 9, Michelle Smith, was left inconsolable, after 4 of her children died, as a fire swept through their home, during her 36th Birthday party. Her 4yr twins Holly & Ella, plus son Jordan 2yrs were overcome by fumes. Her older son Reece 19 died trying to save his siblings, who were trapped upstairs, at their home in Freckleton, Lancashire. It's believed the smoke alarms were not working. It is also believed the fire started in an upstairs bedroom (Someone having a cheeky cigarette???)


Beyonce & Jay-Z have given their new daughter the stupid name of Blue Ivy Carter (Yeah, she will thank you for that, in years to come...... NOT!!) Meanwhile Cheryl Cole, is friends with Simon Cowell again (Give a F**k!) There was also a bit about Kate Middleton's, black dress, when at a premier of 'War Horse' with her husband, Prince William, it is a nice dress.... a damn site better, than that vile monstrosity, that she modelled at college!!

War Horse Premier Dress 

Vile Rag, Worn For College Fashion Show

The woman's body found on the Sandringham estate, has been named as 17yr Latvian, wild child, Alisa Dmitrijeva. She was last seen on August 31st, when she got into a Lexus, with two male acquiescence's in Kings Lynn, Norfolk, 10miles from Sandringham. The men said they dropped her at the local Asda. An Australian tourist, in Africa, Erin Langworthy, survived when her bungee rope snapped, plunging her into the crocodile infested Zambezi river, still tied at the ankles, she battled surging currents, but she survived by swimming away from Victoria Falls. Officials in Zambia are investigating!


I did a bunch of boring housework chores, then had an asparagus Cup-a-Soup with 3 crispbread's spread with 2 cheese triangles, plus an apple, then I did a load of job searches etc  At 5.15pm I got a text, off of a Casting Agency, I'd applied to, saying they were sorry but they would not be accepting me, as they felt they'd not be able to get me much, if any work. I text back asking why they felt that, when other top agency's I was on didn't? The reply was 'The majority of the work we do is on period productions & require women to have natural hair colour etc. All the best' I replied 'Fair enough but just for the record my hair is uncoloured & has no extensions etc!' Afterwards I wondered if the etc might refer to cosmetic surgery & if they thought (Wrongly!!) if I had fake boobs? Either way it was a bugger as I'd love to do period stuff!! I did a bunch of job searches & snacked on a Diet Coke & Chilli Doritos & sent off a bunch of job applications & also responded to a bunch of auditions on audition sites.

I watched the soaps from 7-9pm while having a tomato soup & 2 slices of sunflower bread for tea. I watched 'Celebrity Big Brother' Denise Welsh, is doing Michael's head in, I can't blame him, I'd feel the same, she seems to have no concept, of giving someone their personal space! Plus she is coming over as very needy & attention seeking!! Then there was a new program 'When Paddy Met Sally' Why make this program, about the two most unlikable contestants from last years 'Celebrity Big Brother' ?? (Even if the 'Pikey' did win it!) & the show was as expected, as boring & unlikable as the pair themselves!! 


Still hungry, I had a vegetable Cup-a-Soup, followed by 3 crispbread's with honey & a small, mashed banana, sprinkled with cinnamon. Then I watched 'Big Brothers Bit On The Side' before going to bed early tired! I made a 'Collagen Shot' in the blender with water, it tastes too watery for me, even with 200ml water (Let alone the 300ml option) like the dregs of a milkshake, after the ice has melted & watered it down. (If you want to try the BRAND NEW, Collagen Shot, product yourself go to http://t.co/uJ1OS7q and if you quote promotion code EB1 you will get free P&P which saves you £2.50) IF YOU LIVE IN THE UK Maybe if I did it with 100ml of water or less like a shot, it would be more to my taste, with water??  Mind you, St Albans water tastes vile! Probably the high lime content, that causes lime-scale on glasses etc if not dried immediately after washing!! (Calories consumed 1,622 good!)

Tuesday 10th January, I woke at 8am, to another cold miserable day. I had a wash & had 3 slices of sunflower bread, toasted with cheese & a smear of mustard, washed down with a coffee, I dressed the same as yesterday & headed out for my power walk! I got back home & grabbed a banana & a Diet Coke & I read the paper. The headlines were another piss take of Anthony Worrall Thompson saying.... 'I've Been Edam Fool.... but I'll be Gouda from now on' The shoplifter chef, apologised for his Cheese & Wine stealing behaviour. Anthony (Who was cautioned but not charged.......... disgusting!!) said "Hopefully I can make amends" (How? by doing an Ad, for Tesco for free? Claiming Tesco's cheese & wine's are such great value its a steal!!.... ??) 


He said he was getting psychiatric treatment (Any old bullshit to escape a jail sentence & a criminal record!) He will no doubt, blame it on the medical condition, kleptomania!! He said "All of it together ONLY amounted to £100 they were things like bread, cheese, onions, coleslaw, wine!" Oh that's OK then!!.. Only £100!!.... Bloody "ONLY £100" I wish I could afford to think that £100, on cheese, bread & wine etc was a small amount, £100 of shopping for me, would have to feed me for 2-3weeks & not just be the components, of a cheese & wine evening!!.... TWAT!!!

It turns out Saturdays contestant on 'Take Me Out' Aaron Withers 32 (Below) from Somerset, is a £50 a hour escort, who battered a woman & her boyfriend during a bar brawl, punching the woman in the face, charming!! Ironic that he chose the charmless, gold digger, ting tong, Wen Jing Mo 28, as his date. I guess his date with Wen will now be cut, from this Saturdays show!

Brits are being told, buy the government, to have at least 2 booze fee days a week, for their health! I must be very healthy, as I only rarely have 2 booze days a month! American, Steven Spielberg, meanwhile, has praised Brits, Prince William & Kate, saying they put Hollywood in the shade! His two favourite TV shows right now are very English too 'Downton Abbey' & 'Sherlock'

I grabbed my water bottle & headed out for the Gym, and worked out for a few hours, burning 590 cals, on the bike, cross trainer & stepper, plus some of the weight machines. One of the personal trainers, Rob, came over & said he'd give me a free personal training session & asked when I was free? & I said "Thursday!!"  So we arranged it for then at 1pm. I went on the power plate for a bit, then I headed home! Drinking lots of water. I watched 'CSI' on Ch5 at 5.30pm, then had some cream of vegetable, Cup-a-Soup, with a slice of sunflower toast, spread with a cheese triangle. I did some chores & I thought I saw, a small, black, mouse, run under the chest of draws, in my bedroom. But I thought, 'I must be seeing things!' as there are no gaps, in skirting boards etc, to get in?? Also I didn't have my lenses in, or my glasses on, so I thought 'Ooh maybe its a big spider yuck!!! Hope it dies under there & doesn't come out if so!!' Big Spiders freak me out!!!... Arghhhhhhhh!!!!

I watched the news, then did a few exercises at home with my Swiss Ball, then had 30mins under my sun-bed, to try ease my aching joints, with some heat. I had a orange juice & some water after, to re-hydrate, then I watched 'Fat Fighters' (Very Entertaining) Then I watched 'The Biggest Looser' while having a mushroom Cup-a-Soup & 3 crispbread's. Then it was time for 'Celebrity Big Brother' Denise Welsh & Andrew Stone, are still being, attention seeking, diva's. Natalie is making me laugh, with her gossiping & sarcasm, about Andrew etc. I'm Loving Michael, who is fast becoming my favourite. I'm also loving the playboy twins, who are playing it, like the game it is. The Irish model, who's name escapes me again, is beyond dull!! 


Frankie & Kirk, are so, so thick & cringeworthy'ly ignorant that, I want to punch the screen, when either of them are on it! If Kirks dad gave him a private education, I would ask for his money back, if I was him & I'd  be bowing my head in sheer embarrassment, at just how clueless my son was, at that age! It is truly shocking!! The Gay rugby player Gareth seems a nice guy, but unusually for Big Brother, the gay house-mate, is getting scant air time!!

Celebrity Big Brother's Gareth Thomas 

I watched 'Big Brothers Bit On The Side'  The usual people I know, were in the audience. Although I haven't seen the rather neurotic, American, Porn Star (Who suddenly turned funny on me last series, for no apparent reason?) Maybe it was because, I said I'd been watching TOWIE (As she said, she was in it) & I said I haven't seen her! Maybe she read that & got offended? No idea why though? As I wasn't being negative, just stating a fact! Anyway she lives in Luton, not Essex. So she would only ever be background, not a main character! Maybe she is the fame seeking type, who Google's her name & didn't like me mentioning, that she was a porn star in the USA, in my blog? 


But she mentions it any chance she gets on 'Big Brothers Bit On The Side' and when we did the Pilot of 'Is It Just Me?' Whatever the reason is, she can just get on with it!! I'm not going to be crying into my cornflakes over it!! Peckish I had a slice of toast & a cheese triangle with a 'Collagen Shot'  Made with orange juice! (If you want to try the product yourself go to http://t.co/uJ1OS7q and if you quote promotion code EB1 you will get free P&P which saves you £2.50) IF YOU LIVE IN THE UK Then at 12.15am, I watched 'Desperate Housewives' on Ch4 +1 & went to bed at 1.20am (Calories consumed 1,472 Good.... Minus the 590 calories burnt in the gym = 882 cals Excellent!)


Wednesday 11th January, I Woke at 8am & had a wash, washing my hair, then shoved on my juicy, pink, tracksuit, my black Ugg look boots & headed out for my power walk. I came home, and had another quick wash, changed into black leggings & vest top, with a leopard print, Kaftan over the top, with brown stone, drop earrings. I did my hair up, with a faux ponytail & then did a shades of brown tone make-up. I put my heeled, black, boots, in my large gunmetal sequinned tote bag & slipped on my damaged (Thanks to a pot hole) black, Ugg style boots. I had a slice of cheese on toast (Edam) and a slice of toast, spread with a cream cheese triangle, for breakfast, plus a coffee. Then I put on my magic, black scarf, as a snood, my long black Military coat & my black gloves, then I headed off to the station to go to London, picking up a Sun newspaper along the way. I got to the station & the train was thankfully quick to arrive, and I got on & found myself a seat.

Once on the train I read the paper more X-rated stuff in the paper about 'Take Me Out' with the headline 'Take Me Out Sex Party Scandal,  2-Day Boozy Bash, Mansion Trashed, Mob's Obscene Pics' Hoards of ex contestants, and this years shows contestants (It's pre recorded in November) had a wild sex & booze party in a £4.5million mansion, Wyelands House, in Chepstow, South Wales, to celebrate the new series. Up to 90 ex contestants, went to the two night bash, (I wonder if Heidi, or Corene went?) Many paired up for sex, and obscene snaps, that were posted on Facebook. One party goer said "Flirty party games led to a lot of shagging!!" Another said "There was lots of sex going on, people were doing it in front of each other!" A 3rd told of "An insane girl who bedded 3 men & canoodled with 9 others!" (Classy!!) Another reveller said 2 or 3thousand pounds worth of damage was caused by the drunken mob, who trashed the Grade II listed building!

Take Me Out's Lucy Harrold, Romping On Floor, With a Guy, 

At The 'Take Me Out' Party, Nice Crotch Shot!!   

The party was organised over last weekend, by one of the ex contestants. Things got steamy after they began playing a lock & key game, where women are given padlocks & men keys. they then circulate until a match is found & then get replacement locks & keys to do it again. People started to get to know each other very quickly!! There were condoms everywhere, some revellers stripped naked & no one seemed to care what they did, as long as they were having a good time. some posted explicit photo's later on Facebook. About £3,000 was spent on drink over the two days & drunk lads kicked doors of their hinges! The carpet got really filthy with smashed champagne glasses & bottles. Meanwhile Aaron Withers date with Wen, has been cut from Saturdays show!

It will come as no surprise to many, but more than 160,000 Brits have lost out to a job to an immigrant, over the past 5yrs. One Brit misses out on a job, for every 4 non-EU migrant workers, who arrive here!! (They also have the added bonus, of jumping up the councils affordable housing list & so get to pay less rent & therefore have more of that wage left over, than your average Brit who pays rent to a private landlord & got the job would!) At least 160,000 UK workers have been 'displaced' by the 700,00 non-EU migrants that flock here! Meaning 160,000 unemployed Brits would be in jobs if it wasn't for migration. Also £2,216 per head is spent on education for immigrants, while it's only £1,662 a year, spent per head on Brits.


Some sick, evil, satanic, bastards, in Cornwall, have mutilated & killed a beautiful, loving, 2yr old, pet stallion called Eric (Below) Police think it may have been ritually sacrificed by witches. Poor, innocent, horse. Eric, had an eye gouged out, teeth removed & his genitals hacked off. Police are trying to work out if he was drugged, before being attacked, in his field. His heartbroken owner, Dawn Jewell said "My 1st thought was he'd been attacked by an animal, but the vet said the wounds were caused by a knife! It's horrible!!!" I personally hope the scum that did it, meet an equally grizzly fate!! Evil Bastards!!

 Gentle Giant & Victim Of An Evil Crime - Stallion Eric

There was a bunch of jokes off of Twitter about Anthony Worrall Thompson, showing off the British love of pun humour, with jokes such as....

• Wozza stole some cheese?...... How Dairy!!
• Went to see 'Ready Steady Cook' the other day it was great, A W Thompson stole the show!
• Why did the chicken cross the road?.... Coz  it was stuffed up A W Thompson's jacket!!
• A W Thompson stole some cheese & wine!!...... & that was only for starters!!
• Wozza was caught stealing cheese from Tesco..... He should of done it more Caerphilly!!
• Wozza was caught stealing milk, yeast & flour from Tesco..... He's run out of dough!!
• When asked how he felt about stealing cheese Wozza admitted..... It wasn't very mature!!
• There is no such thing as a free lunch.... Unless your using the Worrall Thompson recipe book!!

News is in that people who Diet, end up Gaining MORE weight, in the long term, according to major new research! A study involving 4,000 twins, reported that those that dieted once in their lives, were 80% more likely to be overweight at 25, than those that never dieted! Those who dieted two or more times, were twice as likely to be overweight! Finnish researchers said "The body switches to over eating mode, once the diet is over, to replenish energy stores, some suffering uncontrolled appetites, overeating & food binging when strict diets ended!!".... Interesting!!

Five, VILE, Muslims, went on trial yesterday, accused of hate crime. By handing out REPULSIVE leaflets, calling for gays to be executed. They handed them out, outside a mosque & posted them in letterboxes, before a 'Gay Pride' parade. I'd shove it where the sun doesn't shine, if they tried to give one to me, vile pigs!! One depicted a pic of a hanged mannequin, it said a death sentence had "already been passed on to every homosexual" & the only issue is whether they should be hanged, burnt. or stoned (SCUM!) Another repulsive publication was entitled 'Turn Or Burn' & featured a burning lake, as an image of hell (That's where those sick, evil, twisted, homophobic, bastards are going!!) A 3rd told gays 'God Abhors You' scum!! Razwan Javed 28, Kabir Ahmed 28, Ihjaz Ali 42, Umer Javed 38 & Mehboob Hussain 44 all from Derby, deny the charges (Of course!!)

I got off the train at Kings Cross & travelled to my follow up interview, for a boutique manager in Islington. They seemed very pleased with me and I think I may be in with a chance. Afterwards I popped to my friend Ange's boutique to see her but she wasn't in today, as she was out buying stock! So I chatted to George for a bit, there was a pair of thick, warm, winter leggings, in chocolate brown, in the sale, in Ange's shop going very, very cheap, so I bought a pair, as it's getting very cold & to help Ange with some sales. I popped to Boots & got a Shapers Moroccan feta salad, some Shapers crisps & a Diet Coke for lunch. Then I had another look round Chapel Street Market, before popping back in the shop, to talk to George, while I thawed out a bit. 


Then I headed off back to Kings Cross, as I was off to meet Bob, in Elstree, to go to Celebrity Big Brothers 1st Eviction 'Bit On The Side' show. I had to wait until 7pm to use my 'Off Peak' ticket, so I bought a cappuccino in Costa Coffee & made it last, while flicking through the paper some more, to kill time. On the train I had my dinner, that I'd also bought earlier, in Boots. A Shapers, salmon salad, with Shapers, salt & vinegar chipsticks & a Shapers, diet, ginger beer.

I got to Elstree & walked from the station to Elstree Studio's & met Bob, in the Elstree Studio's bar, opposite the 'Bit On The Side' green-room, bar. Poor Bob, was a bit croaky, with a sore throat, bless him. He was sat with a nice chap called James, who makes adverts at Elstree & we had a good old chat. I had a cider & a vodka & tonic, before we headed over to the green-room. My lovely ex 'Hollyoaks' buddy, Simon Cole, text & we had a laugh, then Ricky who I was on 'OMG' & 'Benidorm' trailer with text me but, when I tried to reply I was out of credit, so couldn't reply!! We went over to the green-room & said hello to some of the other regulars there. I wondered if  Paul Wilder would be in today? As I don't think he & Bob have seen each other for a while? We filled in our consent forms, and had a complimentary wine or two, which made Bob sounded a bit less croaky after. We watched 'Celebrity Big Brother's' Eviction show, in the green-room, it was Andrew Stone V Georgia (The mind numbingly boring, Nuts, Model) 

CBB's Georgia Salpa, 2 Boobs, 0 Personality!

As it was a vote to SAVE, we thought surly, boring, Georgia Salpa, would go as, as  fame hungry & attention seeking as Andrew is, his behaviour & the response by the others to his behaviour is amusing! Where as the sheer lack of personality & boredom, of Georgia, is dull, dull, dull, even Kirks cringeworthy, moronic, clueless attempts to chat her up are 50% boring, 50% an embarrassment, to watch! Only Nuts readers, or maybe the Irish, know who the dullard model is! So surely she cant get many votes to save? Also most voters are women & I can't see them saving her! So unless the whole of Ireland block vote, just because she is Irish (Which is probably why that Boring Pikey, Paddy Doherty, won!) Andrew must be safe! Unless the public have gone mad!!? 


The public HAVE gone mad!! & Andrew lost, to the big titted bore!! WTF??? Wow the Irish must of voted for one of their own in droves, along with blokes, who rate big tits, over personality, in importance! YAWN!! I was not happy!! I know Andrew is somewhat fame hungry & desperate, but Andrew brought 1,000 times more entertainment to the show, than Miss Yawnfest ever has, or ever will, even if she lasted to the end, which if she did, would be a travesty! So Andrew exited still dressed as The Beast!! While in the green-room, before going onto the 'Big Brothers Bit On the Side' studio. Two girls, who obviously failed to get into the eviction crowd, tried to blag their way into 'Big Brothers bit On The Side' instead! One of them must of seen some of the names on the crews clip board & tried pretending to be me!! So Funny!...


The Big Brother Crew, know me well & said "I don't think so, we know June, she is sat inside with a glass of wine ..... bye bye!!" LMFAO!!!! An Ex text me at 10pm, as we went into the studio, but I had no credit & had to turn off my phone anyway. Bob & I sat to the left of the audience area at the front! When it came to the discussion of 'What difference will Andrew's leaving have on the house?' I said how it will have no effect on the house, as they will be glad to have got rid of an irritant!! But it will make a big difference, for the viewers, as it was the other house-mate's negative responses to Andrew, which made gripping viewing & not Georgia's boring knock backs of Kirks cringeworthy, naff, flirting! Co host, Holly Molly's Jamie East, agreed with me!! You Can See This Show By Clicking  HERE, Up To July 2012   After the show ended, I walked to the station & Bob drove back to London, his voice croaky again, poor love! I got in around 12.30am, feeling peckish. So I had a packet of crisps, then I had a wash & crashed for the night, as I have an audition tomorrow! (Calories consumed 1,576 not bad, considering the booze!!)


Thursday 12th January, I woke at 8am & had a shower & hair wash, then dried it in a shaggy style (As my audition is for a rough council estate mum!) I wore my new brown leggings, my white, long sleeved, Petite Bateau top, under my brown, beige & black tiger jumper, long, stripy, brown & cream socks over the leggings tucked into my damaged, black, Ugg look boots. I did a light make-up & had a breakfast of, 3 Rivita crispbread's with cheese & a coffee & donning my black magic scarf, black gloves, grey, faux fur, deerstalker, plus my black bomber jacket, I went for my hour power walk. It was bitter cold out!! Brrrrrr!! My friend Simon text me to say he was glad I got to speak on 'CBBBOTS' last night, on the way home I got a paper & topped up my phone credit. 


I got back in & warmed up with a Mushroom Cup-a-Soup & an apple & then pulled on my long black coat & faux fur deerstalker & set off to the station, at 11.45am, very early for my 2pm audition, but thought better early than late & I could get into character, as I waited. I got to the station & bought my train ticket, my train was due in 2 mins great!! Then it suddenly went to Cancelled WTF?? Then I hear all trains going to & coming via Luton, are either being delayed or cancelled, due to someone jumping in front of a train!!!

Luton Station, If You Lived Here, You'd Probably Jump Too!!

FFS!!! Somebody is dead & that's awful, but how selfish a way to do it!! Not only for delaying peoples travel, but also for those poor, emergency services people, that will have to scrape up their remains from the track (Yuck!!) I couldn't get on the next train, as it was a fast one to Kings Cross & I have to get off at West Hampstead!! And I can't get on the fast train into Kings Cross & then get the tube to West Hampstead, as I only got a cheaper ticket to Zone 2, not a travel card that includes Zone 1. I then hear via the tannoy, that my 2nd slow, stopping train, is cancelled & the next one delayed, FFS! Brilliant!!!.... The next two fast one's were still on time!! You'd think with two cancelled & a delayed slow one, they'd of made, one of the fast ones, into a stopping train!! Or at least one stopping at West Hampstead & Kentish Town, where there are tube links!! BUT NO!! It was now getting worryingly close to 2pm!! So I text my contact at the audition & let them know the situation & of the possibility I might be late!!


Eventually, the late stopping train arrived, and I got on & found myself a seat thankfully, after standing for ages in the cold! Once, eventually on the train, I read the paper. On the front page, was the unsurprising 'Games In Terror Threat' A suspected al-Qaeda chief, has been banned from flying to the UK, amid fears of a terrorist threat to the Olympics (Well banned until the EU step in & prevent it, due to the Terrorists human rights to maim, murder & exterminate the British!) Sami Mohamed Ali-al-Fadli 20, is thought likely to launch an attack in the UK, or on a plane! It's obvious that while the worlds eyes are focussed on the UK for the Olympic's, its a perfect stage, for the sick terrorists abominations!

A teenager Dyson Allen, has been arrested on suspicion of murder, over the 4 of 9 children, that died in a house fire, during their Mum Michelle Smith's birthday party. He was arrested, after he'd wrote a tribute to them on Facebook. He was a friend of 19yr Reece, who died trying to save his little brother & twin sisters. Police say the fire which started in a bedroom wardrobe, was started deliberately! The batteries from the smoke alarms, had been removed!

Murder Suspect, Dyson Allen 

A 37 policeman, found his parents battered to death, in their home yesterday. The body of Avtar Singh Kolar 62 & wife Carole 58 was found in an upstairs room, of their home in Birmingham, by their son, after he'd let himself in, with his own key. The horrified officer called in on them, after they never answered calls, from their family. He dialled the forces emergency line to report the murders. The couple, had suffered a "Sustained" attack, possibly after disturbing burglars. But they are not ruling out, that the killings could be a revenge attack, linked to their sons work! 60 police are working on the case!! The murdered couple, who had been married 40yrs, last spoke to a daughter, about babysitting, on Tuesday evening.

Murder Victims, Avtar Singh Kolar & Carole Kolar

More murder madness, a 47yr woman stabbed her 44yr cousin to death, in a drunken row, over ownership of a meat pie! WTF??? After the cousin made a meal, from the tinned 'Fray Bentos' pie the killer had bought! Cindy Wunungmurra was jailed for 7yrs, after admitting manslaughter, at the house they shared, in Northern Australia.

Fray Bentos Pies!.... Worth Killing For?

More 'Take Me Out' Scandal comes in the form of the gold digging, contestant, Wen Jing Mo 28. Who was chosen by £50 a hour Escort Aaron Withers. Last night, Wen admitted, that she was, a £200 a hour, hooker, ha ha ha!! (Got a New Catchphrase, for you Paddy "Let the Hooker, see the Escort!!") No wonder he chose her, they were obviously, an excellent match!! Their Cyprus holiday date, on the Isle of Fernando, has been axed from this Saturdays show!

 Wen Above & Wen & Aaron Below

It is feared devil worshippers murdered & mutilated beautiful 2yr horse Eric in Cornwall. As his death coincided with the day of satanic animal sacrifice, St Winebald Day, during a full moon! (Evil, Twisted, Weirdo's!!) It seems that he was Tasered, before being cruelly attacked & mutilated. Poor, beautiful, Stallion, Eric was buried, on Dawn Jewell's farm yesterday. The Sun has offered a £2,000 reward to help catch Eric's evil killers!! I hope it gets results!!

A jobless graduate, launched legal action yesterday, against the government, for "Forcing" her to stack shelves on Poundland. Cait Reilly 22, who left Birmingham University in July 2010, was told to do two weeks, unpaid work, at the store, or lose her £52 a week, Jobseekers allowance. The scheme is to find jobs, for the long term unemployed. But Cait's lawyer, Jim Duffy, claimed the former student, was made to carry out "Forced Labour" Which breached her 'Human Rights' (There we go, more abuse of that F**king awful Bill!!) He added "This government has created a complex array of schemes that allow Job centres to force people into futile unpaid labour for weeks or up to 6 months at a time!"

West Hampstead Station

I got off my train at West Hampstead at 1.48pm, I had 12mins to make it to my audition, which I thankfully did in 10mins! I got in, took off my coat, took my number & sat outside waiting to be called, with the others. Going over my lines in my head, which were not many (Nor hard, luckily!) I hoped that, my rushed efforts to get there & stressful journey, had added to my skanky, council estate look & I messed my hair up a bit more anyway. I went in soon after my arrival did my bit & recalled my lines seamlessly, and they seemed pleased & I was out pretty soon after. 


Now it's a wait to see if I make the cut out of loads who are also auditioning for the part! I'd had a text from Max when I came out & said to meet him & a group of others in the Westbury Pub in Kilburn, for a drink, plus to see a short magic show at 2.30 - 2.45pm. Which was only one tube stop away & still in Zone 2, so off I set, to Kilburn, on the Jubilee line. Then caught a bus to Kilburn High Road. The Westbury was right by the bus stop, I got in saw Max & got a Vodka & Diet Coke, then sat down with a group of mutual friends & had a good old chat. Then a film crew came walking in through the saloon doors & this very short guy & a very tall woman, came in, looking quite odd together!!


They came into the middle of the snug bar, that we were sat in & he chose the girl sat next to me, to come up & then did a well known trick, using force against your arm. Which wasn't that impressive, then he called up 4 other people (Including Max) he lifted her up & got two people to hold her leg end & two her head end, then he was telling her to imagine she felt really light. Then he told the people nearest him, who were holding her legs & upper body, to walk away. So there was just him holding her middle, one person holding her head & Max holding her feet. 


Then the little magician lifted up his hands & she was lying there as stiff as a board, with just her feet & head held!! We thought that was it..... But NO!!!! Then he got Max & the other guy holding her head to let go! They did & she just lay there floating/levitating, It was right in front of us, but I couldn't see how it was done!? There was nothing for her to be laying on, I was right up close & looked for fine chords to hang from, and checked his slightly open jacket to see if a platform could be pulled out from his belt area? But I could see nothing! Very cleaver trick, you couldn't see how it was done, as close as we were. I asked Max, who the magician was? He said he was one of the magicians of the BBC1 show 'The Magicians' but he didn't know what his name was.

The Magician I Saw 4th From Left (2nd From Right!)

I headed back at 3.40pm, as if I didn't catch a 'Off Peak' train by 4.30pm, I'd not be able to get on a train until 7pm when 'Peak Time' is over again! I got the tube, to West Hampstead tube station & then walked to the West Hampstead train station, and got the slow train back (Thankfully they were now running OK again!!) I got home around 5.20pm & watched CSI & had a mushroom Cup-a-Soup & 3 Rivita, plus a banana, as I was peckish. I did some chores round the house, then at 7pm, peckish again, I had a leek & potato Cup-a-Soup & 3 Rivita's & a banana. Then I was off out, round my friend Jennies, to watch TV, while her husband played darts. Watched 'Corrie' & 'Celebrity Big Brother' followed by 'Big Brothers Bit On The Side' My Ex text again & we had a brief chat via text!

Amy Childs

Then 'It's All About Amy' I cracked up laughing, when I saw one shot of her parent's house, where she lives with them, in Essex. As Amy Childs parents, windows, are leaded & there is Pampas Grass, in the front garden, by the entrance! That is a swingers sign, to let other swingers in the area know, that fellow singers are living there!! Lead windows with no pampas grass means NOTHING!! Pampas grass & no lead windows means NOTHING!! lead windows with pampas grass, in the back garden, means NOTHING!! But the front garden pampas grass & leaded windows means SWINGERS!! So the question is... Are Amy Child's parents Swinger's?? Or did they buy their home already like that, from previous Swinger occupants & have no idea??? Either way it's rather amusing!! Edgar came back around midnight & I went back home. Peckish I had 2 slices of toast with cheese triangles on & an apple & some Diet Coke & went to bed. (Calories consumed 1,472 Good!!)


Friday 13th January, I woke at 8am & jumped in the shower, I washed & dried my hair straight, not shaggy like yesterday! I had a full English, veggie breakfast (Veggie sausages & Fakeon!!) yum yum & a cappuccino, to heat me up before my 1hr power walk in the cold! I dressed the same as yesterday except I had my black skinny-rib, polo-neck jumper, under my tiger jumper! I bought a Sun newspaper & Diet Coke as usual, on route home. I got home & I read the paper, while drinking a Diet Coke & munching on an apple. Student's at Cambridge University, are fuming about a TOWIE style reality show 'Best In Cambridge' BIC..... Which is being set, in the historic city of Cambridge! It will follow elite pupils at Cambridge University & the party scene in the city. But they are afraid they will be cast as 'Wild Undergraduates' & bring the University into disrepute!! (Well they can't..... unless they behave that way!!) Meanwhile a Oxford Don, Dr Devinder Sivia, has been held, over a fellow prof's murder, after Professor Steven Rawlings, died after a suspected academic row!


More 'Take Me Out' scandal contestant Lucy Harrold, strips for leering men on a sex webcam. Charging £3.90 a min for private interactive sessions, on downmarket websites. She said as a glamour model the ITV show begged her to go on, but ITV insiders said they knew about her glamour modelling, but NOTHING of her seedy, interactive, stripping webcam antics!

Take Me Out - Lucy Harrold 

US military chiefs, vowed last night, to track down the 4 Marines, that were shown in a video urinating on the body's, of dead Taliban, in Afghanistan. One is heard joking "Giving the Taliban a shower!!" another say's "Have a nice day, buddy" Last night 2 were said to be identified. Not exactly pleasant, but god only knows, what the Taliban do, to their beheaded victims after etc... Is it respectful? No!  But will I lose any sleep over that scum being desecrated? No!  Do I think they should be punished? No!  War is a nasty business, not a gentile act, and after seeing their fellow friends & comrades butchered, by the twisted regime, that is the Taliban, who can blame these men, for their contempt for their dead ENEMY'S!!?


A Jamaican pensioner Nelton Thomas, lay dead in his flat, for up to a year, until his skeleton was found by the gasman. The official entered the building to cut off the gas, over an unpaid gas bill. The stench was said to be disgusting as the heating had been left on. How Awful. I did some household chores & did some job searches & applied for a bunch, watched 'Loose Women' & 'The News' then at 3pm I had a text from one of my agents, checking if I was free on Jan 17th to play a politicians wife, on a BBC Drama? I excitedly text back I was & then pencilled it in my diary & hoped I would be chosen, by the client for the role, especially as it's for a show I like! I had a leek & potato Cup-a-Soup with 3 Rivita's, for a late-ish lunch with a banana & Diet Coke to follow! I did a lot of audition searches & applied for a bunch & then chatted for a bit on Twitter & Facebook. A 'FOUND' poster put up by an idiot, made me laugh today (Below!)

At 5.30pm I watched 'CSI' on Channel 5, I love this show, but can't wait for 'Home & Away', to be back on! I watched 'Come Dine With Me' at 7.35pm, followed by 'New Girl' wasn't that good today! The lead actress remind's me a bit of Katy Perry to look at. Then I watched 'Celebrity Big Brother' for the live eviction. It was Nicola McLean V Natasha Giggs.  As 'Uba Bore' & 'Survivor' of the Wednesday eviction, Georgia got to choose which 2 house-mates, to put up, when she was saved Wednesday. Natasha went! Natalie with her new bob haircut, remind's me of my sister, but I doubt Julie will be flattered by this, despite her liking Natalie & my sister being a fare bit older! 


The Turkish twins that I was on 'OMG' with messaged me & said they saw me on 'CBBBOTS' Wednesday & that I looked lovely! Which was sweet, I watched 'Celebrity Wedding Planner' This week, it was Kerry Katona. I hated the dress she designed for the bride, with a ratty, tatty, bit of blue fabric at the back!! Peckish I had another leek & potato Cup-a-Soup & 2 crispbread's with honey & banana on. My Ex chatted to me a bit more via text, and I teased him a bit. Then I watched 'Celebrity Big Brothers Bit On The Side' (CBBBOTS) followed by 'Cheaters' on Really TV (Freeview 20) Then I went to bed at 1am with a 'Collagen Shot' made with 100ml water (Still too watery for my tastes) I like it best, in fruit juice!! (If you want to try the product yourself go to http://t.co/uJ1OS7q and if you quote promotion code EB1 you will get free P&P which saves you £2.50) IF YOU LIVE IN THE UK (Calories consumed 1,367 very good!!)


Saturday 14th January, I woke 9am, I'd had a odd dream, where an Ex was working as a dentist, which is most odd as it is nothing like his real job, must be down to the conversation Jennie had with me Thursday night, about her recent dentist experience. Funnily enough he text me a hour later at 10am! I just chilled listening to my Paul McKenna 'I Can Make You Thin' CD. Then got up & had a wash, dressed in my chocolate leggings & Tiger jumper. I got on the scales, ooh another half a pound lost since Thursday! I popped to the local off licence & got a Sun newspaper, some apples, banana's & two Diet Cokes! Nicky text to see if I could baby sit tonight, but I was aching in my back, neck & knees & wasn't up for travelling to London Colney tonight & I had lots of things to do at home anyway! 


I had a banana, apple & a coffee for breakfast, then I read the paper, the front page was Ryan Gigs brother (Who seems to have finally piped up now his cheating wife is out of the CBB house) with the headline 'My Brother Ryan's a Worm' No Shit! Now tell us something new!! YAWN!!


The Polish scum Marcin Kasprzak (Below) who tried to murder his Polish partner Michelina Lewandowska, by burying her alive in a cardboard box, was jailed for 20yrs yesterday (Good & lets hope he has to serve all of it!!) & hopefully gets a good battering while inside!!

A teenage transsexual, has become the 1st, sex swap patient to enter the 'Miss England Beauty Pageant'. Jackie Green, Nee Jack Green (Below) has became the UK's youngest transsexual, after an Op in Thailand, on her 16th birthday. the 18yr old was approached & asked to enter by a modelling scout, who had no idea she was transgender, she is in the 'Miss fresh Photographic' round, where public votes decide if she makes the semi finals.

 Transgender, Miss England Beauty Pageant Queen, 
Jackie Green 

I Watched 'Playing It Straight' I love that show & then I did some laundry & household chores & had a snack of some chilli Doritos & a Diet Coke. Then I listed some items for sale on eBay. After that I did a load of job searches & applied for 23, then went on all the audition sites, and applied for 11 of those!! I had an orange juice, took out the rubbish & watered the plants, then my Sister-in-law Karen called, out of the blue, for a chat & gave me the run down on what everyone bought for Christmas, from my vouchers I got them. She said the kids said I must have a job, due to the amount spent!! Which made me laugh as I spend that full amount on Bills family each Xmas (Some years, much more than that!!) I guess it must look more in voucher form?? I had a leek & potato Cup-a-Soup with 3 crispbread's, plus a banana, washed down with a Diet Coke for my lunch. I did some hoovering & ironed, some dry laundry, then put it away. I went on Facebook & laughed at the 'Satisfaction The Granny Remake' for Equal-Payday, YouTube video (Below) Brilliant!! Those old lady's are great sports!! A great take off of the original 'Satisfaction' video (Below bottom)

I watched the news at 6pm, then the NEW 'You've Been Framed' & took a load of pain killers, as the pain from my neck, back, arm & knee, was making me miserable & grumpy, as well as very, very, uncomfortable!!... I watched 'Harry Hills TV Burp' Then I had a golden vegetable Cup-a-Soup, with 3 crispbread's, followed by a banana & a orange juice. Then I watched 'Take Me Out'  No men were my type on there, it was definitely a case of "No likey, No lighty!!"  tonight. I got a text from my friend Jennie, at 8pm saying "Just Saw You On The Magicians!!" OMG!! that must of been from in the pub Thursday, when I was looking skanky council estate & I missed it!! Wow that was quick on the TV, just three days later!! Then I watched 'Celebrity Big Brother'  I'm really Loving Michael, the Twins & Natalie, but Kirk, Frankie & Denise are making me cringe!! As for Georgia, she might as well not be there, for the impact she makes (Or rather doesn't make!!) Surely she must go next!!? 


I took another load of pain killers, as I felt rough, then I watched 'The Jonathan Ross Show' on ITV. Suddenly my friend Julia Called me, in tears!! Apparently Avril the 'CBBBOTS' weekend, presenter, made a bad taste joke, about Nicola McLean's, hacking, cough, sounding like, an Asbestos workers & Julia's dad died, due to having, Asbestos on his lungs, so it got to her. I didn't see it, as I don't really watch the weekend shows, as its more about quiz questions, about the show so far! So I chatted to her for about 30 to 60mins until she felt better again. Then I watched 'Cheaters' & then peckish I had a mushroom Cup-a-Soup & some honey & banana on crispbread's, then did some blogging I had a coffee & an apple & then got ready for bed & made up a 'Collagen Shot' made with Orange juice (If you want to try the product yourself go to http://t.co/uJ1OS7q and if you quote promotion code EB1 you will get free P&P which saves you £2.50) IF YOU LIVE IN THE UK I went to bed & noticed Julia had left a message on my Facebook wall, thanking me for being such a good friend, which was sweet!! (Calories Consumed 1,385 Good!)


Sunday 15th January, I woke at 10am & got on the scales I have lost 1 & 3/4lb, so that's a total of 2.5lb in two weeks!! Slow but steady does it! I had a banana & a coffee for breakfast & listened to my Paul McKenna 'I Can Make You Thin' CD, after downing a load of pain killers, as my neck is really getting unbearable!! I could cry from the pain sometimes! I did a load of blogging, lounging around, in my pink, pyjamas (As I'm not going out today, as I don't really buy a Sunday paper, now that the NOTW is gone!) Since taking the 'Collagen Shots' the smaller of the 2 lines/creases on my forehead, above my right eye, has gone!! But I now have some tiny white-heads, either side of my mouth!! I'm not sure if that is a post menopausal thing, that's starting up? Or if it has something to do, with the 'Collagen Shots' ?? Hmmmm guess only time will tell! (If you want to try the 'Collagen Shots' product yourself go to http://t.co/uJ1OS7q and if you quote promotion code EB1 you will get free P&P which saves you £2.50) IF YOU LIVE IN THE UK I had a vegetable Cup-a-Soup (Yes I'm eating a lot of them, they are cheap, low in calories & I'm trying to shrink my stomach, so it gets use to eating smaller meals!) I had the Cup-a-Soup with 3 Rivita & an apple to follow.

Rivita's 

I watched 'Columbo' as I continued Blogging, then 'Vera' I changed the bed & did some more laundry! Then I had 3 crispbread's with 2 boiled eggs, with a Diet Coke, I watched the news. I put another wash in the machine & did the washing up, then watched 'Dancing On Ice' while writing my blog on it. Then I turned over to watch the brilliant 'The Hotel'  before watching the results show of 'Dancing On Ice' 


Peckish again, I had some Miso Soup, then 4 Rivita's with some mashed banana & cinnamon, all washed down with a coffee. Then it was 'Celebrity Big Brother' If Kirk Norcross thought leaving TOWIE & going on Big Brother, was going to raise his profile & get the cash rolling in, he is sorely mistaken!! It only highlights how dumb, ignorant & unlikable he is! The only TV offers he will have coming in, will be from something like 'Tool Academy' & only then if they were, scraping the bottom of the barrel!! 

Kirk 'Dunce' Norcross

I have heard from a few very reliable sources, that before TOWIE landed in Kirk's lap, that Kirks dad, was asking all and sundry, to employ, his bone idle, clueless son. Even telling them, that he'd pay his wages, out of his own pocket, if they could take him on as an apprentice & actually teach him a trade!! Thick as 10 planks & arrogant Kirk Norcross & sweet, but uba dumb, Amy Childs, are proof that a private education, is SOMETIMES, a waste of money!! I watched the film 'Not Another Teen Movie' then I had an apple & 'Collagen Shot' in orange juice (If you want to try the product yourself go to http://t.co/uJ1OS7q and if you quote promotion code EB1 you will get free P&P which saves you £2.50) IF YOU LIVE IN THE UK before going to bed (Calories Consumed 1,212) 

Ouch!!... Back In Hospital!.... What A Pain In The Neck!!

Monday 7th November, I woke at 8am, quickly jumping in the shower, I had a wash & washed hair, then dried my hair, downed a strawberry, Slimfast shake, for breakfast. Pulled on grey jogging bottoms, white T-shirt, white Reebok trainers & white, padded, puffa jacket & headed out for my 1hr power walk. The weather was crisp & bright out, and I worked up a bit of a sweat!! I popped into the newsagents on the way home & got a Sun newspaper, then once I got in, I made myself a coffee, to heat myself up & did a few boring, household chores (Nice not to be in pain for a change while doing them!)

Once the chores were done, I had a Diet Coke while reading the Sun paper. The front page headlines was 'Soccer Race Row Death Threat' Apparently, Race Row footballer, Anton Ferdinand (Below) has been receiving death threats, via a letter, hand delivered, to his club, Queens Park Rangers. Whatever it said in the letter, the police have taken it seriously enough, to suggest he has a panic button fitted in his home! Due to it's strong contents, Anton was not allowed to see it, due to the upset it would cause him. But relatives have already started to install panic alarms in their homes! There really are some sad, sick, F**ks out there!!

There was also a pic of Lady Gaga at the MTV music awards in a red swirled pleated outfit looking like a giant, Remembrance Day poppy!! Which is apt as it's Remembrance Day on Sunday. There was also a article inside, about the anger of Xfactor viewers that 'The Risk' & 'Johnny' went out on Sunday, while talentless, cocky, upstart, Frankie, who can't sing at all, stayed in!! Which made the tag #FixFactor trend on Twitter. Meanwhile, Lulu slammed 'Strictly' producers, for pairing her with Brendan Cole, who's a foot taller than her, saying "It's difficult for someone with short legs to dance with someone with long legs!!" Don't make excuses, for going out yesterday Lulu! It wasn't a height difference that got you voted off, it was the fact you were boring. Many female dancers are very short & dance with tall male dancers OK & your not going to find many 5ft 5" male, professional, dancers in the UK!!"

Lulu, Strictly 'Short' On Excuses!!

A dad & his daughter, were among the 7 dead, in the horrific M5 pile up, fireball, a survivor told how he drove, into a 'Black hell full of screaming!' Police have revealed the crash was almost certainly caused by smoke & not the fog. They have now launched an intense  investigation, into a firework display, at a rugby club, very near the motorway. Wheelchair bound Michael Barton 50's & his 30yr daughter Maggie, died trapped in their blazing car, on their way back from a funeral. His other daughter Emma is fighting for her life & her partner Chris Burbull has serious injury's. The four were heading back to Windsor, Berks. Survivor Matt Cracker 39 told of driving into a wall of smoke. Saying "Bam, suddenly it went all black, we might as well have bee blindfolded. It was like somebody turned out the lights. I've never seen anything like it!!" 

Another survivor Matt who was with his wife Michelle said "At first it was perfectly lit, then clear, then all of a sudden it was black. The car in front of us disappeared, I said to Michelle 'It's like that car has vanished how weird!!' Next thing we knew we were smashed into the back of it! It was complete ad utter carnage. There were flames & explosions everywhere like a war zone, we could here people screaming, but we couldn't see them, eve the road surface was on fire!! "

I fixed a veggie burger, in a bun, with cheese & mustard for lunch & washed it down with a Diet Coke. I then did some more chores, then did a load of job searches, and applied for a bunch online, attaching my CV & a covering letter. Then I stopped & watched 'The Real Housewives Of New York' Then it was back to applying for some more jobs & then trawling through, casting agents sites, for auditions to apply for! I went through all suitable auditions & applied for them.

Steve Peacocke AKA Brax

The Home & Away, Braxton Brothers

Later I watched 'Come Dine With Me' & 'Home & Away' Charlie is kidnapped & sexy Brax (Darryl Braxton) played by Steve Peacocke  (Above) comes to the rescue!! Phwoor!! I'm not usually into guys with tattoo's (His are probably stencilled on!) But either way, for him, I'd make an exception!! Then it was time to fix dinner I made a grilled Tuna Steak, with roasted Mediterranean Vegetables, with a spicy sauce, which was very, very, tasty, even if I do say so myself! Then I did another lot of audition applications, and then eventually I chatted to friends on Twitter & Facebook. I went through my email inbox, checking for job application responses & deleted the junk & hysterically funny & crap attempts at scamming emails... Jog on you Nigerian idiots! 

I did the washing up, then it was time for TV, after first fixing a hot lemon, honey & JD (As I am getting a sore throat coming on & want to ward off a cold!) I watched the brilliant 'Hotel Inspector' she's great, then watched 'Big Brother' while munching on an apple & downing a diet, decaf, Coke then it was time for 'Made In Chelsea' by then I was feeling tired (The Paul McKenna, 'I Can Make You Sleep' CD Candie got me for my Birthday seems to be working) So it was an early night at Midnight. (Calories Consumed 1,269 Good girl) 


Tuesday 8th November, I woke at 8am, washed dressed same as yesterday, did my make-up, then I had a chocolate Slimfast for breakfast, followed by a coffee, I wrapped up warm & headed out for my daily 1hr power-walk. It was very chilly out, and I was very hungry when I got back, so I had some porridge & honey! I popped to the shop & got a Sun paper & a Diet Coke, then I went home & settled down with the Coke to read the paper. The headline was 'Thriller Killer' about Michael Jackson's doctor Conrad Murray being found guilty of Jacko's manslaughter in court! 

Conrad Murray - Guilty!!

There was a bit on The Sweeny being filmed in Trafalgar Square with a few snapshots, didn't notice any press photographers Sunday, just tourists. There is YouTube footage of it though. See Below 

Also on the front cover was a story 'Anorexic mum, 26 wears her 7yr olds dresses' 5st Rebecca Jones (Below) from Manchester, shares tops, jeans & dresses with 7yr schoolgirl Maisey who is 9lb heavier than her mum!! And despite almost dying as a result of her eating disorder, nine months ago, Rebecca says sharing her daughters clothes "Makes me proud!!.... It's wrong but it makes me feel good, I don't see myself as thin, I always see myself as bigger" Rebecca lives on as diet of fizzy energy drinks Cup-a-Soups & toast. Crazy!!

Maisey & Mum Rebecca

FIFA chief Sepp Blatter has coldly ignored the England squads plea to be allowed to wear resemblance poppies for a friendly with Spain. Using the Excuse political, religious or personal slogans on kits are barred!!! Errr poppies are none of those, they're NOT political, they're NOT religious & NOT a personal slogan..... What they ARE is a sign of respect & appreciation!!


A story that's Evil beyond belief turned my stomach, was about two parents (If you can call the vile monsters that!) who beat their tiny toddler, with severe heart problems, so badly, her stomach ruptured! The little girl, spent 8 months in hospital, enduring a string of ops to save the poor little mites life! Only to go home & be subjected to unbelievable abuse!! Vicious father Robert Davey 23, punched her repeatedly so hard, that he ripped a hole inside her stomach, that almost killed her! (I'd like to rip a hole in that scum's stomach!!) She also had bruising to her neck, face & body, two broken ribs, plus wounds to her hands. The couple only took her back to hospital, when she turned blue! Robert got 12yrs, his vile partner, Sarah Vasey, got 5yrs. They should get the death penalty!!


I made a few job enquiry phone calls, after finding a few potential jobs in Drapers records & sent off my CV in the post, then it was lunch time & I made a tuna & cucumber sandwich, which I had with hot chilli crisps. Followed by an apple & washed down with a Diet Coke, while watching 'The Real Housewives Of New York'  I then Caught up with some blog's (Still over 18 half finished blog's to finish!!) Then I watched the Brilliant 'Four In A Bed' followed by 'Come Dine With Me' When I received a call on my mobile from a new E4 show called 'Dirty Digest' They wanted me at a filming of their 1st show, tomorrow night, there was no money to be made, but they paid your travel fare & plied you with drink, so I thought what the hell it's a free night out! So she sent me an email with the address details.... 

I watched 'Home & Away' then I had some vegetable soup & an apple for dinner. Then it was a chilled night in front of the TV watching 'The Food Hospital' Disappointing 'The Jury' Good 'Big Brother' OK & a brand new show 'My Transsexual Summer'  I was worried it may be insensitive, and slyly mocking those featured, who were making the dramatic, transition, from male to female & vice versa!! But I was pleasantly surprised, how sensitively they handled the subject & was looking forward to next weeks episode, as it ended. 


I will never forget the story shown on TV, years back, of Captain Ian Hamilton's change from male to female. Both my mother & I wept over the way he was rejected by his parents, while at the same time undergoing such traumatic surgery. I could not believe parents could be so cold & cruel!! As my beautiful late mother said "If that was my son, I'd be the last face HE saw going into the operating theatre & the 1st face SHE saw coming out!!" I was so deeply upset by his parents abandonment of him, that I set up a Facebook group to show that, other people supported her & were there to talk to if she ever needed a sympathetic ear! You can find it if you click HERE 


I was peckish after that so I had a mug of vegetable soup, & an apple, it was then time to watch the BRILLIANT 'True Blood' I love that show, so many fab twists & turns like 'Taken' & 'Heroes' then I crashed out at 1.30am (Calories consumed 1,397 Good)


Wednesday 9th November, I woke at 8am, washed & then dressed in gym wear, put on some mascara & lip salve, I made myself a bowl of porridge, with honey, to warm me up! I pulled on my white padded jacket & polar bear hat & headed off for my 1hr power-walk over the park! Walk over I bought a Sun paper en route home & then jumped in the shower & washed my hair, as I was hot and sweaty from my walk. I washed up my breakfast things & changed into my black, wet look, leggings & a baggy, black, batwing T-shirt top, that hangs off one shoulder, with a shiny, silver, pop art, face design on the front. Worn with my leggings tucked into long, flat, black, boots. I then took a bunch of eBay items I have sold on eBay to the post office, to post (I'd not be able to pay my bills, without the income I get from selling my old stuff on eBay!!) 


I had enough points on my Subway card, due to buying cheap meal deals, on days they have double points, to get a free 6" Sub & a Cappuccino for lunch. I had my Subway lunch when I got in & then did a bunch of job searches & applied for a load. The worst thing about applying on line is that 99% of the time, they're advertised via agency's, that don't say which shop/store the job is for & who 98% of the time don't reply to your application, which is confidence destroying & frustrating, when you know, for a fact that, you are more than capable for what's being advertised! Where as you almost always, get an interview, or reply, when you respond to jobs, that are advertised directly by the company's. 

I watched 'The Real Housewives Of New York' (Above) After that it was time to get ready, so I pulled back hair & added a faux ponytail. Did my make-up & added a studded, black, leather, wrist bands to my outfit & long, dangley, chain, earrings. Then I pulled on my black, sequinned beret/beanie hat & long black coat, black, magic scarf & black sequinned shopper & headed for the train station, as to arrive at the studio for 'Dirty Digest' at 6pm. I saw my BR admirer at the ticket desk & remembered to get a receipt to claim my fare back with later! My fast train arrived shortly after I'd got a cappuccino & I hopped aboard.


I read the Sun paper on the train the front page was 'Frankie Fired For Coke Sex Boasts' about that talentless Xfactor tosser Frankie Cocozza 18. He was booted off after Xfactor production staff, overheard him boasting about, a drug fuelled romp, with a fan on Saturday (Who'd be a fan of that scruffy talentless twerp??) With what the staff heard, they were compelled to tell show bosses, who then axed Frankie yesterday! Stupid Tosser!!

Super Talented Frankie, Pulls Yet Another Stunner!!

Child killer Jon Venables 28 cannot be trusted to keep his real identity secret, because the vermin loves the 'Celebrity' status (Since when is a perverted, child killer, a Celeb??) Venables will not get a 2nd false name if he is ever released from jail, unless he can keep quiet about who he really is (I don't think scum like that, should get the protection of a fake name, in the 1st place!)


Chris Birch 26 (Below) A 19st straight, engaged to be married, rugby player, had a stroke while in training, after breaking his neck doing a back flip & woke up in hospital gay! Shortly after leaving hospital Chris quit his bank job, lost interest in sport & retrained as a hairdresser. He lost 8st & began dating a man. He'd never been attracted to men before the accident & didn't even have any gay friends, but he no longer cared who he was before & felt he had to be true to his new feelings!

19st Straight Rugby Chris 

11st Gay Hairdresser Chris

I arrived at Kings Cross & got the tube to Covent Garden, & then travelled to the Venue 'The Hospital Club, 24 Endell St WC2' by foot (Hospitals seem to be stalking me!!) I was ushered down to a lovely Green Room, where there was a blonde guy called Jack, sat with a girl. I couldn't decide at the time, if he was gay with his fag hag, or straight with a girlfriend (I have since deduced that he is straight!) My gaydar was somewhat confused by him (Which is rare) Then in walked a tall, dark, haired, guy who was definitely gay!... 

We were spoilt for nibbles & drinks, there were bowls of almonds, cashews, wotsits, pretzels, crisps, wassabi peas, chocolate coated raisins, yoghurt covered raisin's, as well as sweets & biscuits & the fridge was stuffed with beer, Coke, Diet Coke, water, red & white wine!! 

Wow so I wasn't going to need any of the 3 decaf Diet Cokes in my bag (I normally carry drinks with me, I get very thirsty, a lot these days. The runner came in with the subjects of tonight's show & wanted our views on the subjects, as we would be talking on air, on them later. Then we went into the studio, to watch the 4 compares Joe Lycett, AJ Odudu, Dan Schreiber & Michelle De Swarte, rehearse. After that, we had a toilet break & went back to the Green Room for a bit. Back to the studio we went & we were seated at round tables, either end of the compares table & I was sat with a woman (Who I think was a lesbian, but blonde Jack, was making me question my gaydar!) She was on the show, about being the double of Johnny Robinson, from Xfactor & was there with her female friend/girlfriend. 

Then the rest of the audience was ushered in, they had a plastic pint glass of cider each & we still had staff running round getting us glasses of wine, cushty!! The warm up guy, who was called Ian Smith came out & I had a bit of banter with him. Then we were filmed by the camera crew, either clapping, or whooping, at nothing (To be cut into the show, that's going out tomorrow, later. A variation of canned laughter, bit worrying they couldn't rely on it happening naturally, throughout the show!) Then the 4 presenters came out & did their bit, mostly chatting about recent celebrity gossip in the press & showed off some scented, latex, vagina shaped, car air fresheners (Who in their right mind would want one of those?) 


They never touched on the subjects that I & the 1 other gay guy were meant to talk on, but they did go to the Johnny Robinson look alike, TOWIE's, Lauren Goodger's, sister, chatted a bit, and blonde Jack had his video viral on Cher Lloyd shown & also chatted a bit. The time went pretty quick & I left around 10.30 -11pm & got the tube & train home, after giving Jack & his lady friend directions to get home via the underground. Eventually getting in around 12-12.30am & having a wash & then going to bed (Calories consumed 1,592 Doing well)

Thursday 10th November, I woke at 8am, with a very sore throat, so I had some lemon juice in hot water, with a drop of JD in it, then I went for my 1hr power walk, wrapped up very warm indeed. As after my double pneumonia about 5yrs ago, I have to try to fend of colds, or chills, on my chest, that could get to my lungs, which have been weakened. As once you have had pneumonia, you are more susceptible to developing it again. On the way back home I got a breakfast Sub, with a coffee (Egg & Cheese) As I had enough points for a free one. Then headed home buying a Sun paper en route. I got in & tucked into my cheese & egg breakfast sub, and read the paper while drinking my cappuccino, yum. 

Prince William is on the front page, he convinced useless FIFA to lift the ban on England players wearing remembrance poppies on their shirts against Spain on Saturday. A compromise has been made & they will wear the poppies on black arm bands! With the headline 'Where There's A Wills... Prince forces FIFA climbdown' 


There was CCTV footage of a vile yob strolling along a street swinging a defenceless black cat by its tail, he is now being hunted by the RSPCA 2yr old Mowgli's head nearly hit the pavement in the sickening footage the paper is appealing for people to come forward if they know who the yob is!!...

I Hope They Catch This Scum 

& Swing Him Round By His Front Tail!!

Two poor homosexual penguin's Pedro 10 & Buddy 20 in a Toronto zoo are being split up & plied with girl penguins, to encourage the endangered African penguins to mate & repopulate their species. The cute gay couple snuggle together each night & do courtship & mating behaviour together.... awe I hope they wont be sad when forced apart.

Gay Love Story - Pedro & Buddy

I did a bunch of housework, mopped the kitchen/bathroom floor, I hoovered the lounge/bedroom/hall, dusted, put some laundry in the machine, ironed some clothes & did some washing up. Then I did some job & audition searches online! Later I made a tuna sandwich for lunch, had with chilli crisps & a Diet Coke. While watching 'The Real Housewives Of New York' I popped online for a bit & chatted on Facebook & Twitter, snacking on Wotsits & a Diet Coke & then it was out to the garden for a bit of weeding. Coming back in later for 'Four In A Bed' & 'Come Dine With Me' then 'Home & Away' I put my laundry out to dry & put away dry crockery, back in their cupboards. 

Around 7pm, I made myself fish & chips with baked beans. I watched the soaps, then 'Big Brother' I so want Aaron or Alex to win! Then I watched the 1st episode, in the new series, of the brilliant 'Mentalist' The 1st episode after he Killed (Or thought he'd killed) Red John. Then I watched 'Dirty Digest' To be honest you could hardly see me, unless you were actually searching for me & it wasn't edited very well. It just seems like the four presenters all chatting together & leaving out the audience, both in the studio & at home, the way it was edited. With the editing they didn't seem to engage them/us (The audience) at all, except for the head panellist, Michelle De Swarte, but only at the Ad break links. I had to laugh to see that Lauren Goodger's sister (From TOWIE) had been cut, I bet she will be well miffed by that, if she is anything like her egotistical sister Lauren. I had a decaf coffee & an apple then crashed for the night around 12.45am (Calories consumed 1,950 oops!)

Friday 11th November, Today is not only Armistice Day, but also the 11/11/11, so as 11 is one of my 4 lucky numbers, today should be a lucky day for me! I woke at 8am dressed in gym gear & did my 1hr power walk. On the way back, I bought a Sun newspaper & then jumped in the shower, as soon as I got home, as I was sweaty & muddy. I washed myself & hair, then fixed myself some porridge & coffee for breakfast, before doing my make-up and drying my hair! Still very thirsty, I had a Diet Coke, as I got ready. I wore my black, studded, leggings, tucked them into long, flat, leather, boots, plus my white long sleeved, scoop necked, Petite Bateau, T-shirt under a silver studded, white, Grecian, style, River Island, top. Worn with silver, diamante, costume jewellery & my faux 'Straight' ponytail.  


I fixed myself a packed lunch of a tuna sandwich, chilli crisps & a bottle of water & put it in my bag, to have lunch on the run. Even though I didn't have to be at the Casting Collective registration, in Latimer road until 3pm, which should only take 1-1.5hrs to get to! I pulled on my long black coat & set off at 12.30pm to ensure I had time to find the place & not be late, plus to allow for travel delays. I got to the station & got my ticket from the machine outside to save queuing. I got inside the station to find it jam packed with people, WTF? It turns out some pikey/immigrant, scrote, has stolen cable from the track, rendering all train signals along that line dead!! So no trains can run, from St Albans to London, until tonight at the very earliest! FFS!! Selfish, Thieving, Scum, Arseholes!! So much for the three elevens today, bringing me luck!!


Now we all have to get a bus to Hatfield & then get a train from there, to Kings Cross. Thank God I left lots of spare time!! Only one bus line, was giving free travel from the station, the others were still charging (Even though we had tickets with travelcard's) The free buses were few & far between, so with all the people stranded it was almost impossible to get on one, when one did arrive!! So in the end I paid £4 for a single bus ticket to Hatfield, which on top of the £15 fare I'd already paid!! Grrrrrrr!! Ian from 'Big Brother' called me on the mobile saying there would be no trains to Elstree tonight, I said I'd be getting to them from London, so not sure how? He said not to worry, he'd get back to me, they want me there & will find a way even if it means sending a car! 


I read the paper on the bus the front page was the Xfactor tosser Frankie Cocozza with the headline 'My Six Nights On Coke.... & I've bedded 7 girls since show began' (Those girls should of gone to Specksavers!!) The whole, boring, story, was told on pages 4 & 5 with pictures of his pudgy, spotty, ugly, mug, looking all faux ashamed & sorrowful (Give the boy an Oscar!!) He also spoke about other drugs he'd tried (His parents must be soooo proud...... NOT!!)


The Vile, Cowardly, Scum, who was caught on CCTV swinging a black cat by it's tail, fled to his gran's as RSPCA officers swooped on his home. He was identified after dozens of callers contacted the sanctuary after an appeal about the event on Saturday! The poor sweet cat Mowgli is distraught & wont go out!! (Scroll up to see video evidence!!)

Jonathan before & 16yrs later!

The cute 5yr spectacled kid Jonathan Lipnicki (Above) from the Tom Cruise film 'Jerry Maguire' is now a hunky 21yr old with a six pack!! From six pack to bigger pert boobs, a new 3D scanner lets women have a virtual boob job before going under the surgeons knife for real! The try before you buy can go from natural to Jordan style boobs. Experts claim more women chose the smaller boobs after using the morphing machine & go up only 1 or 2 cup sizes the most popular being a C cup, it can also be used for nose jobs, lyposuction & chin implants TOWIE's Chloe Simms 30 recently used the scanner to choose buttock implants! The service is only available in The London Clinic.

Eventually, after what seemed like forever, I got to Hatfield Station. The train was due in 5mins, so I got a Cappuccino, to help keep me warm, while I stood on the chilly platform. Once on the train, I ate my sandwich, crisps & drunk my coffee for lunch. The train was a slow one & I knew I was only going to get there, by the skin of my teeth! Once at Kings Cross, I got the Victoria line to Oxford Street & then took the Central Line to Latimer Road. Then I had a fairly long walk, to the registry address. Once there, I saw the lad, who I did the Automatic Weapons, photo shoot with. He said he'd been watching me on BBBOTS & I was very funny, I thanked him & said I was there for the final tonight (Well Hopefully, travel permitting!!)

I got in & they went through my filled in forms, measured my chest, height, waist, hips, inside leg, neck & head, plus noted my shoe size. Then it was time to be photographed which didn't take long! It was then time to head back. I was going to meet lovely ex Big Brother contestant, Kinga Karolczac, for a drink, in Elstree, before going to the Big Brother Final, BBBOTS. But the bloody train situation put a spanner in the works, so after a chat on the phone we decided to take a rain check. Once at Kings Cross, at 4pm I discovered that the train situation was no better "Bugger!!" But there were apparently, two replacement buses, one going fast to Luton, the other one the stopping bus to St Albans (As apparently there were now trains running, from St Albans to Bedford, but not St Albans to London) 


As only 2 buses were running, as replacement buses, we had a very long wait for a bus. My friends Ian Mann & Simon Cole both called me, on my mobile, while I was at the stop, which helped the time pass a bit! Eventually the 2 replacement buses turned up & the majority of people, jumped on my stopping bus. The Indian bus driver, didn't speak what English he knew well & was using a Satnav to get to each Station. Which he was doing, very, very, slowly indeed! When 2hrs had gone by & we still were not outside London (St Albans is only a 30-40min drive from central London, when not in rush hr) After stopping at several stations (That nobody wanted to get off at!!) A frustrated guy, who had been trying to converse with the driver, who spoke very poor English, stood up & said "Does anyone want to get off at the next stop, West Hampstead?" 


Nobody did!! He continued saying this, about each train station, which was along the route to St Albans. It turned out that all of us, only wanted to go to either, Borehamwood or St Albans (The last 2 station stops on the route!!) So we had been faffing around for 2hrs stopping in London for nothing! FFS!! Why didn't the driver, or the inspector, at Kings Cross do a tick off, on a clip board, as to where the bus passengers, wanted to go & just go to those stations? As the bus was not picking up any passengers, from any of the stations en route only from Kings Cross. I'd contacted Endimol's Ian at 'Big Brother' to say I was on a replacement bus, but may be late (I was meant to be there for 7pm) He said not to worry, it's fine. The crazy Indian driver at 7.40pm, stopped the bus, in a small, country, lane, with nothing but fields about & said "Borehamwood Station!" We all burst out laughing & said "Where!!??" 


We were in fact, far from the station & pointed out to him, a sign post, that was pointing to the right of where he'd stopped, which was saying Borehamwood Station (The idiot didn't use his brain & just followed the Satnav to the post code he'd put in, he never used his brain & eyes to see, that there was no station, where he'd stopped) We directed the idiot to the train station, which took another 15mins to get to! (Who employs these morons??) So at 7.55pm I ran up the high street to Elstree Film Studios. Getting to the green room out of breath at 8pm! So a journey from Kings Cross to Elstree, that takes a hr normally (By a stopping bus & half that by car) took 4 sodding hours!! I could of flown to Spain quicker!


I got a hug from Ian & Adam who work for Big Brother/Endimol when I got in & I was soon replenished with a glass of Champagne. Thankfully they had also laid on nibbles for the final, as I'd had no time to grab something for dinner, when I was stuck in the bus for 3.5hrs! The usual gang were there & we took some pics, I chatted to Paul Wilder for a bit, to see what he is up to? He said he was back at Elstree Film Studio's Monday, working as an extra on a film there (I didn't ask which one) 

 BBBOTS Usual Suspects

 BB's Adam Joins Us

 Paul Wilder & Daniel, Enjoying BB's Hospitality

Who Can Spot the Ex Take Me Out Girl?

My Essex friend Dale called me on my mobile & said he was filming a Match.com advert tomorrow in Ealing & would I be a nurse in it? There was no budget to pay me, but as soon as he had some paid work to give out I'd be 1st in line & he would reimburse my travel expenses! I wasn't doing anything so I said I'd help him out, then I prayed the trains would be running OK!

 Paul Schmooze's Emma

Paul & Pete Burns

Tiny Paula arrived & said to take off my long T-shirt, from under my Grecian look top, as its the final & I'd warmed up. So I did & put on my false lashes & we took some more pics, before watching the final on the big screen, Paula, Paul & I was delighted Aaron won!! Then it was off to the studio & I was chatting to pregnant, presenter, Emma Willis, who will be due in a few more weeks. The show went pretty quick & I had a chat with BB Victor before heading back to the station at 12.30am (Crossing my fingers, that the trains, were now running!!) Thankfully they were, but my train wasn't until 1.40am (Whoopee F**king Do!!) Hungry I got a veggie wrap from the kebab shop en route home at 1.49am I was absolutely starved & walked home, chomping away, eventually collapsing in bed at 2.10am (Calories consumed 2,169 Whoops!!)


Saturday 12th November, I woke at 5.30am, about 3.5hrs after I'd gone to bed (I must be mad!!) I had a bath & washed & dried hair, did a neutral make-up, pulled hair into a ponytail, pulled on black leggings, long flat black boots, black, long sleeved, scoop necked, Petite Bateau, T-shirt, with my long sleeved, off the shoulder, T-shirt, with the metallic, silver, pop art, face on the front, over the top. It was too early to face breakfast & I'd had a vegetable rap only 3-4hrs earlier, so I just made a large cappuccino to wake me up. 

I put on my long black coat, grabbed my bag & walked in the dark to the station. I bought a Sun paper from the stations W.H.Smith & got the 6.45am train to Kings Cross. I read the paper on the train, the front page headline, was about the slapper who'd slept with Xfactor minger. Frankie, plus her friend. The headline was 'Frankie begged us for threesome' I bet the disrespectful little Scrote did!! Easy Becca Hills 19 said Frankie didn't waste time on sweet talk while chatting her up! 

Becca Hills With Frankie

A Hour Or So Before He Ripped Those Tights!!

Instead 'Cheekily' saying "Bet your a dirty little bitch!!" Becca added "He was very arrogant, but he doesn't pretend to be polite!!" he then proceeded to rip the leg of one of her suspender look tights (I'd off been well pissed off, they're £10+ a pair) saying "Sorry!!" before proceeding to rip the other leg saying "At least they're matching now!!" Charming!!! She said she was unaware that there was drugs in the house! 


He stood behind her, pushing her to the bedroom, a small room with just a bed & a wardrobe. Where Frankie quickly stripped off to his CK boxers & jumped in the bed saying "Come On Then!!"  How seductive! She said they kissed a lot and did a lot of foreplay, then she said "He wasn't a selfish lover.... he wasn't pulling my hair or anything!!!"  I was practically rolling in the train isle, laughing at that (What kind of treatment does she normally get off men in bed??) I think you mean he wasn't an aggressive lover, love lol.


She continued "I felt it went on a long time & he had a lot of stamina!!" (That will be the cocaine!!) She said the bedroom door had no lock & his mates kept coming in while they were having sex (Obviously like Frankie they had no respect for Becca, if the 1st time someone was a mistake, the others wouldn't be as the 1st person to do so would of told everyone else what was going on in that room!!) She said she was quite embarrassed, but when she asked him if it bothered him he said "No!" unsurprisingly. At one point a mate came in & handed him a condom!! Naive Becca then said "I was impressed he used condoms, I thought I'd have to ask him to!"  Becca & friend Katherine, from Ashford Kent, went to the party after being 'Hand Picked' by Frankie from a group of girls at a Mayfair club! A friend had arranged for him to meet them, and Frankie was given photos of the girls to approve their 'suitability!!' (So basically the friend was pimping them like a couple of free hookers, with them being checked out on photo's 1st like a bit of meat escort!)


Student Becca said "I've always been a fan!!" ...... Always!!.... Always? He's only been on the TV around 2 months!! Katherine said "He pointed to me & said 'Are you coming back to the flat' He said he'd love a threesome with me & Becca, and begged us to come back, he made sure we got in the taxi there were 12 guys & 6 girls!!" Back at the flat at one stage Becca & Katherine were in a bedroom with Frankie & one of his friends. Again he tried for a threesome suggesting an orgy with him & his friend (making it clear he'd not be touching his friend!) Katherine said "No!!" At least one of them had some self respect!! 


The girls left the party around 5.30am Becca said "Frankie barely said goodbye, he just waved. He didn't give me a kiss or anything, we didn't exchange numbers or anything.... we just walked away!!" Of course he didn't you meant nothing to him, you were just a bit of meat to laugh & joke about with his friends after, so he could boast of more conquests... you fool!! She then rather tragically said "Part of me was sad, but he doesn't want to get involved with a girl like me (What a pushover!) It will ruin his Image!" (What the image of an ugly, untalented, worthless, little, Scrote??) "I'm sad I'm never going to see him. I had a great night!" (What a great night is....having your tights ripped the being used for sex, while his mates wandered in, then pretty much blanked!!!) "I still think he's amazing, and would love to do it again!!" Her parents must be soooooo proud!! NOT!!!

Also Zara Phillips husband Mike Tindal (Above) was axed from the England Rugby Squad, & fined £25,000 yesterday for his bad conduct with an ex, Jessica Palmer, in New Zealand, during the world cup, only weeks after marrying Zara!! Shame the FA are not as strict with their players, maybe the footballers would then act, off the pitch, with some decency & decorum, for a change!!


Police smashed a plot by Muslim fanatics to cause an Armistice Day outrage. Swooping on Anjem Choudary & Islamic HQ to thwart their plans of invading a remembrance ceremony outside the Royal Albert Hall & burn a large poppies!! Good!!!..... The only good thing about them burning poppy wreathes last year was, they gave a lot of money to the Chelsea pensioners etc when they bought them!!

There was the fantastic story of 47yr Sue Pickard, who blew £30,000 on a spending spree, after being told she was dying of cervical cancer & had 18months left to live. She cashed in her insurance policy, splashed out £10,000 doing up her home. She stopped watching her weight, piling on 4st, while gorging on fattening restaurant meals every night. But in September weeks before she thought she was going to die, she was told chemotherapy & radiotherapy had worked & the cancer had gone!! Sue said "I was thrilled, but I just thought to myself ... my god I've spent £30,000 & I'm the size of a house!!" She is now seeing a hypnotherapist to help her slim!


Vile scum Riain Richards 20, who sung round a terrified 2yr black cat Mowgli by his tail, was quizzed by the RSPCA yesterday, after handing himself in (Only because he knew that many people, had phoned in, identifying him, from online video footage of his vile act! outside The Camden Arms in Ramsgate, Kent, last Saturday!) Poor Mowgli is now too scared to go out! Riain obviously comes from a rubbish family as his half brother Ross Hammond was jailed for life in 2003 for sexually abusing & killing a 13 month baby girl, Sarah Hart, inflicting 117 injury's on the poor little mite!! Obviously their mother brought up two, vile, weak, son's who got their kicks being evil to the defenceless!!


A gang of 5, top set, schoolboys were jailed yesterday, for their part in a terrifying gunpoint robbery. The lads who planned the raid on  Crunk Juce, by text were aged 13-16 at the time. The boy, who pointed the gun (an antique air pistol) at the newsagent, while he was demanding drink and cigarettes, was just 14. They were all sentenced to 18 months custody & the judge lifted a ban on naming them, due to the seriousness of the offence! The scumbag's are Daniel Flint, Joshua Quinn, Billy Woodford, Jordan Tennant & Ian Crook (Apt name!!!) They got away with £140, 300 cigarettes & 5 packets of tobacco. Their victim has not been able to work since due to shock & stress!


An illegal immigrant who cheated over £400,000 in benefits by claiming to be paralysed was filmed dancing at his wedding a court heard yesterday... Mohamed Bouzalim raked in £66,000 a year by faking physical & mental illness. the Moroccan came to England in 2001 saying he was an Afghan fleeing persecution, after his dad was killed by the Taliban, suspicions were raised & his application rejected, yet he was still given leave to stay in the UK (That's new labour for you!!) Using a fake identity he claimed he was practically paralysed & needed 24hr care. He even brought family members into the UK to be paid as carers. when his home was raided they found unused disability aids stacked in a cupboard. Sentencing was adjourned yesterday as his interpreter was on holiday in Turkey, wasting thousands more of taxpayers money despite the fact the conman gave his interviews at the police station IN ENGLISH!!!...

I got to Kings Cross & then got on the Victoria Line tube to Oxford Street, then the Central Line to Ealing Broadway. Then there was a fair walk to the bus stop before getting a 83 bus into Ealing Hospital. Once there I text Dale & he came & got me from the ground area & lead me to the ward they are filming in, I chatted with a few extras while awaiting costume, to give me my uniform. I was given a blue nurse top & black elastic belt, to wear with my black leggings, plus white plimsole like canvas lace ups. I was expecting white or blue nurse trousers, but was told they wear black leggings in some hospitals. I have never experienced this! I got on well with two of the extras Greg (From South Africa) & Richard who lives 30-60mins from me. I was to be pushing Greg in a wheelchair, between the hypochondriac couple, flirting in the Ad. 

Greg & I waiting for our cue!

We filmed for ages & I was absolutely starved & the crew were all eating crisps & stuff & drinking pop. In the end I said something to Dale, he said there was food & drink, for everyone, in the kitchen area just behind the set up camera (Great! nobody thought to tell the extra's, who were giving their time for free!!) All the crisps & the fruit were gone & it was clear to see that, young guys bought the food, as it was all cakes, biscuits, Haribo sweets & chocolate & non diet fizzy drinks, basically crap junk food. Being famished & with a no crisps or fruit option, I had a normal (full sugar) Coke & also a Crunchie bar & a few Haribo. 

Ugh I soon wished I'd not, I felt sick from the sickly, sweet, sugar, overload!!!... Then a fire alarm went off & we waited while one runner found out if it was a drill? Or if we were to evacuate the building? We started to evacuate, as we were told it was not a drill. Then once down most of the numerous flights of stairs, we were told to go back up again, as the alarm was only caused, by burning toast in the kitchen!! Feeling queasy, I so wished I'd not eaten the sickly, sweet, crap!! Even more so, when we were told shortly after, that it was lunch time!! Bugger!! I could of avoided that sickly sweet, sugary, rubbish!! Which was making me feel quite sick (Probably due to sugar rush, to a previously empty stomach!)


Due to the sugar overload I went for a simple leek soup & granary roll & cheese & onion crisps plus a Diet Coke, in the canteen, where I was mistaken for a real nurse, as the other nurses WERE wearing black leggings (But most in green, not blue nurse tops) Dale paid for our lunch. The soup was vile, it was tepid at best, more borderline cold! I looked round the canteen but could see no microwave to reheat it with, so I thanked my lucky stars for the granary roll & crisps. When we got back the drinks in the kitchen had been replenished & Diet Lilt's added hurrah!! No more sickly shite!

Producer Dale On Set

Producer Dale borrowed my camera, to take some shots, of the Advert in the making & downloaded them onto his laptop. Then Greg & I did our nurse & patient, gooseberry bit, over & over, all afternoon/evening, until we finished around 6.30 - 7pm. Dale thanked me & said he'd let me know, when some paid work came his way & he'd get me a part. We did the usual bit of fun, joke, flirty banter we always do, whenever we meet up & I said how much I'd laughed when I read my Mystic Meg stars, in the Sun paper today. As it said "You will find Love in a medical environment" Which was even funnier, as the Ad was being made by LOVE Productions! Then Dale reimbursed me my train fare & I got the bus back to Ealing Broadway.


I got to Kings Cross & caught my train home, I didn't managed to get in, in time to watch 'Strictly Come Dancing' at 7pm (See my thoughts on that on my 'Evil Barbie's, Strictly Come Dancing Critique' blog, on this blog site. So I will have to watch online tomorrow to update my blog. But I got in at 8.10pm just in time to see 'Xfactor' on ITV while eating a veggie sausage & sauerkraut, wholemeal sandwich. Followed by a banana & a decaf coffee. Then updated my 'Xfactor' blog, ready to talk about on 'Bay Radio' tomorrow, before crashing out around 1am. (Calories consumed 1,615 OK considering the sweet crap)


Sunday 13th November, I woke late at 9am, to a dark, gloomy, grey day outside, it looks like evening yet its the start of the day! I'm still feeling shattered from yesterday, also in pain on the left side of my neck & shoulder (I hope my neck/back problem isn't coming back!) I got up & had a soak in the bath to try ease the pain & applied a heat pack, took some pain killers, then fixed porridge & a coffee for breakfast, I was just watching 'Strictly' on BBC iPlayer around noon, when it suddenly stopped & then I realised all my power had gone, lights, heating, hot water, modem, home phone (It's cordless & charger plugs into mains & for some reason, it can't call out, when charger is disconnected, due to power fail!) Shit I was due on the radio soon & had only watched the 1st half of 'Strictly'!! 


I had a knock on the door & went down (Naked except for my fluffy pink dressing-gown) To find the cute, blonde, guy (In his 20's) from the hairdressers, downstairs, on my doorstep, all their power had gone too, but the Off Licence next door was fine full power!! I said was the other hairdressers in other direction out of power? As I know with the electric (From past power cut experience) The cut off point is half way up our street, with one power outlet, providing me with power & with another outlet providing the rest of the street! He said most of the other businesses in the street, were closed on a Sunday. So I said to try the flats above, as if so, they will be in same boat too (I would of gone myself but I wasn't dressed) 

I'd just closed the door, got upstairs and put on my underwear, when DJ Allan Turner Ward, called me from 'Bay Radio' & got me on air, luckily we talked mostly about 'Xfactor' and I managed to wing chatting a bit on 'Strictly' with what little I did manage to see before my power went! Phew!.... Allan said (While off air, as a record was on) That I was a natural & Should think about getting into radio presenting! I asked him if he could get me some pod casts of the show? Which I could use as audio clips for my Casting Sites? He kindly said he'd sort it out for me. 


I dressed & popped back to the hairdressers, they said they'd spoken to the electric company & they said they'd not be able to send anyone out to sort it until 6hrs time!! WTF!!!! So that means being sat indoors in the cold, in candle light, with no TV, or Internet to entertain me, unable to cook or make a hot drink Bloody Brilliant!! Also they are going to have to call up & cancel all their clients!! As they have no hot water either now & no electric for clippers or hair dryer! So I popped to the shop for some sandwiches & crisps for lunch & dinner as the electric wasn't going to be on until around 8pm & I had no bread, or anything to make a cold meal, in the flat. 

I was coming out of the shop & going home when the lad from the hairdressers ran after me, and said the whole street was out in the other direction & the electric board were now on their way (No doubt a young mum with a baby, was not accepting any of that 6hr call out bull shit or a very Irate guy!! Amazing how they suddenly had someone immediately to sort it, when its affecting a whole street, but if just a business & a woman home alone, we can suffer without electric for 6hrs! I had a cheese & tomato sandwich & some chilli crisps, washed down with a Diet Coke for lunch, and read some more of my book on Marilyn by candle light. 

About a hour later & I caught the last part of 'Alvin & The Chipmunks' I'm such a big kid!! Before watching the rest of 'Strictly' on iPlayer then writing up my 'Strictly' critique. That finished, I watched 'Harry Hills TV Burp' Funny as always it's sad that after the next series he wont be making any more!! I had a mixed veg & feta sandwich & Wotsits for tea & watched the 'Strictly' & 'Xfactor' results shows & updated my critique blog's, while watching 'I'm A Celebrity' But I was still hungry so I had some vegetable curry with rice for dinner, then watched 'Alan Carr: Chatty Man' on Ch4 +1 who had the fab Terry Wogan on (Eurovision isn't the same without his quick, tongue in cheek, wit!!) Then it was a decaf coffee before bed at 12.30am (Calories consumed 1,978 Oh dear!!)