Cleopatra?...... Oh Brother!!.... I'm Losing It!!...

Monday 21st March, Woke at 9am, nice sunny day out so I changed into dark grey & white TMC gym trousers, white vest top & B&W TrimSoles fitness fit flops, and went for my weekly 2hr walk in the Park, after a coffee & Oat so Simple 1st for breakfast. Then I went on to the Job Centre, to see if there were any new suitable local jobs to apply for? Then I went to the Library to print off my lines, to learn for tomorrows audition. I got home & checked my Hotmail, for responses for jobs/auditions, then updated Twitter & Facebook statuses and Chatted for a bit to *John C, he asked if I'd noticed him sat in the 'Is It Just Me' audience last Wednesday? I said 'To be honest we could only see some of the audience to our right the audience in front of us had big spotlights behind them, which were pointed at us 'The 50' so they were all in a dark silhouette so No I didn't see you!' 

I mentioned again that I had Friend Requested him on Facebook (again) in case like me, his friends, friend requests don't show up, like sometimes they don't, in my friend request section. Yet again he made no reference to that information, in his reply to me, hmmmm? We chatted about my blog (I'd sent him a link after he'd asked about it) I said he might even feature in it, so did he want his name or an *Alias to protect the innocent? He laughed & said 'Lol I'm far from innocent, but will take the *Alias!!'

Fixed myself a lunch of 2 Wholemeal Pittas, stuffed with King Prawns & Greek Salad, washed down with a caramel cappuccino, and watched 'The Real Housewives Of Orange County' Then I did a load of job & audition searches, applying for a bunch. Then I went over & over my lines for my audition tomorrow. I can say them OK in my head, when I am memorising them, but get a bit tongue tied when saying them out loud (This is when a flatmate or boyfriend would be handy to rehearse my lines with!) I continued to try to memorise my lines, while downing a few Diet Cokes until 6.30pm & then watched 'Home & Away' & then I had another Pitta with King Prawns & Coleslaw ...Yummy.

I watched the soaps, then practiced my lines again, for the rest of the night, forgetting that Glee is on! I'm still getting tongue tied on one bit of dialogue!! The rest I can recall fine (Although I keep having an urge, on occasion, to refer to Coach Simpson, as as Chief Simpson) I went to bed at 1am & read the paper. The front page is the Top Guns strike on one of Gaddafi's Military Convoys. 

Dan On 'Take Me Out'

Kerry Katona is now supposedly dating 'Dan Foden' who was on last Saturdays 'Take Me Out' No doubt this is another CAN management smoke screen, to distract from her marriage wrecking romance with her boot camp, fitness trainer!! She has known Dan quite some time, as a friend. So I'm sure he would go along with a rouse, to distract attention from Kerry's true romance. Plus having the added bonus of getting himself a bit of fame at the same time! 

 Dan & Kerry

A bit on Jordan/Katie Prices new romance (bored by it now!) Then more on the search for poor Sian 22, who vanished on Saturday, after a night out with the girls. I have a horrible feeling it wont have a happy ending!! I finished the paper & my Decaf Coffee & then went off to sleep! (Calories consumed 1,608)

Tuesday 22nd March,  Woke at 9am, I can't recall any of my dream, I had a bath & hair wash, then had some cheese on toast for breakfast, washed down with a coffee. Today at 3.40pm I Audition for the part of Cleopatra in the film 'Malay' at The St Giles Hotel, Feltham, Middlesex, which is past Heathrow. I dried my hair with a full fringe and tendrils at the side & scooped the rest of my hair up in a high ponytail & added my long curly faux ponytail on top, did a aqua eyeshadow, with black liquid liner (In Homage to the OTHER Cleopatra!) with peach lip gloss. I wore my Peacock blue/green, Jane Norman, Jersey blouse, with my black studded jersey leggings, tucked into long, flat, black boots, with my aqua Jacques Vert short jacket, and a fine diamanté necklace with ethnic looking drop diamanté earrings. 

Went over my lines again & again, as I only had yesterday evening to learn them (I wonder how long the other auditionee's have had their scripts? Or if they were all contacted last minute like me?) I really need someone local to rehearse with, I don't know what the set up is there, so I rehearsed my lines sat at my table, as if it was my office desk (my audition peace is for Mrs Richardson, as it is for all the actresses over 35) With my cat draft excluder to my right as my secretary Natalie, and the big candle stick to my left, as Coach Simpson, with my script on the desk doubling as my papers & the notification. 

The Table I Rehearsed At, As My Desk

I fixed myself lunch a pitta filled with lentil salad and some Twiglets & a Diet Coke. Then at 12.45pm I set off for the station, packing a foldable umbrella in my bag, along with my script file, just in case the sky's opened up on me while I tried to find the hotel. I got the train from St Albans to Kings Cross, then I got the Northern Line to Waterloo, then it was onto a Slough train at Waterloo, to go the 13 stops to Feltham. The hotel was easy to find as it was right by the station. 

I was a bit early, but found my way to the hotel room, for the audition, on the 1st floor (As advertised on a bog board in reception) I knocked but nobody was there (not a surprise, as I assumed they would of been having a lunch break, until castings resumed from 3pm) A few minutes later a very smiley Indian guy arrived & asked if I was there for the audition? I said indeed I was & he ushered me inside, the room that was empty, all but for a chair & small table that another man came in & sat at, writing notes.


He told me I looked perfect for the part, he said that 'Cleopatra' was the beauty of the film (Bloody hell do I get free plastic surgery with the role??) He said she is a woman in mid 40's to 50's who looks good for her age. She is married to a rich influential man, and is a bit up her self & a snob, all the lead men lust after her & she knows it & leads them a merry dance! He asked had I learnt the lines? I said 'I only got them yesterday, I know most, but I get a bit tongue tied on one of the longer pieces of dialogue!' The guy said he really liked my look, my sparkling eyes, my smile & my hair (Will you tell him or should I? lol) He made me hold up a card with my name & my character 'Cleopatra' on, then stand holding it up facing him & his Camera/Camcorder then facing left, right & with my back to him. 

He asked me of my acting experience & he asked if I'd acted in the Theatre before? I said 'No the closest I have come to acting on stage was with a Amateur Dramatics Group about 20+ years ago!!' Then he asked me to say the lines to camera, with nobody to play the coach or the secretary, which was a bit disconcerting, with nobody to respond to. I was tempted to see if maybe I could take the table & chair off the other guy, as a prop to do it, as I'd done at home, but as the guy was taking notes at it, I thought maybe best not!!


I did my lines into the Camcorder, but with nobody to bounce off & no props, it was harder to get into character, and a couple of times, I got tongue tied over the dialogue, that was getting me tongue tied at home (I could of done with a rehearsal buddy, near me at home) He said I could do it using the script, but looking down to the words for the tongue tied bit, kind of diluted the acting bit, and I was almost tempted to say 'Captain' instead of 'Coach' once or twice. I wished I could of switched 'Coach Simpson' for 'Coach Smith' as it rolled off the tongue easier (As they were NOT Cleopatra's lines anyway!!) I wished I'd been contacted sooner & had at least a day, or two more, to learn my lines in, as I knew my performance today was way off my ability's!!


The Director said not too worry too much about my lines, as they were Not Cleopatra's lines & I could have a 'acting master-class' with him before the filming began, to ensure my 'Cleopatra's lines' were embedded in my mind, before I went in front of the camera. Which I said would be great! He said that would be no problem, before adding ' If you get the part of course!!' But I felt the fact he was thinking that, was at the very least promising! He then asked me to walk towards him with a stuck up attitude look on my face, give the camera a disparaging look & then stroll off away from camera again. Which he got me to do a few times, he said he loved my look, attitude & movements. 

He then asked if I could slip off my jacket, to see my figure better? Then I had to do a few more attitude walks & then pretend I was holding a cigarette, stroll back & forth pretend to take a drag of the cigarette & repeat a comment he asked me to say (which typing this 6 days later I can't recall) He said he loved my look, which was ideal for the part, & my smile & attitude. He said 'goodbye' adding to fill in my details, on the form on the desk, by the lifts, in the foyer outside, which I did. 

Then it was back on the train to Waterloo, then the tube to Kings Cross, getting to Kings Cross Northern Line at 4.05pm. Giving me just under an hour to get to my 5pm Acupuncture appointment, in the good old days Id just have a flight of stairs to go down from the tube get on a Thames Link train to St Albans. But now after the refit to make it into, Kings Cross International, there are now, several long escalators & long walks, to get out of the underground area, then a long concord of shops to walk past, before getting to the overground trains! 

I got to the barriers & inserted my ticket, but it wasn't working, I was told by the guard that I couldn't use it until after 7pm, I'd have to get an extension ticket, If I wanted to get the train now!! WTF?? Apparently I have an Off Peak ticket & it's now 4.25pm & Peak Time is 4.20 - 7pm! Well it had taken me bloody 20mins (at a fast pace!!!) To get from Kings Cross, Northern line tube, to my overground train barriers, due to the stations shit design!!! And why the fuck is 4.20pm 'Peak Time?' Most jobs finish at 5 or 6pm so Peak Time should be 5-7pm it's a bloody rip off, cash cow, they should not make Peak Time any earlier than 4.45pm (For getting those who might leave work, a tad earlier!!)


So I went to the ticket office, taking up more time, meaning it was unlikely I'd get to my acupuncture appointment on time, Grrrrr!!  I was charged a £4.50 single ticket, from Elstree Borehamwood to St Albans. As the zones 1-6 on my travel card ticket, are not affected by the Peak Time prices (So really only non Londoner, commuters are really hit by Peak Time fares then!) £4.50 Which is bullshit as that's the price of a single ticket at Off Peak hrs, between St Albans & Elstree (You are not telling me that at Peak Times the two stops from Elstree to St Albans costs £9) I have already paid £4.50 each way from St Albans to Elstree & back again, on my London Travel Card ticket. I should only be charged the difference between a £4.50 Single Off Peak ticket from Elstree to St Albans & a Single Peak Time ticket from Elstree to St Albans & I do NOT believe the price is double!!! My audition has now cost me £19.50 instead of £15, as I had my 5pm Doc appointment, so I couldn't kill time until 7pm & save myself that extra £4.50!

Due to these delays, despite me walking like a power walker on speed. I got to the Doctors 15mins late at 5.15pm, but I had my acupuncture, which yet again, hurt like hell!! But hopefully we are starting to get somewhere now, he said he'd see me in 2 weeks time & I headed home, hungrily munching on a bag of Wotsits!! I got in Watched 'Home & Away' then fixed dinner. A grilled & cubed tuna steak & had it in a wholemeal pitta, with lentil salad & green olives. Yummy!! 

Then I updated my Facebook & Twitter statuses, then I checked my Hotmail & discovered that, Award Winning Photographer Philip Gatwood, had given me a recommendation on StarNow saying  'Very professional and a team player. Highly recommended.'  After my Automatic Weapon Modelling Shoot, which I thought was really nice of him!

I chatted a bit to *John C on Facebook (who still hasn't accepted my friend request!?) He asked how the audition went & asked if I could meet up in Reading? I said sorry but, the added audition expenses had done me in financially, so I think I will have to take a rain check, unless situations change!!

Then I read the paper, front page news is that Madman Gaddafi's son, Khamis has been killed, by a Libyan pilot. The poor boyfriend of missing Sian is saying 'It's breaking our hearts not knowing where she is!' It must be awful for him & her parents! A Postmaster husband, who murdered his wife & made it look like a raid gone wrong, killed her, due to her multiple affairs. On a amusing note, pranksters are driving supermarket shelf stacker's crazy, by a new game, using letters on spice pots, to spell out rude words, posting the results on Facebook, in the latest Supermarket Scrabble Craze lol I like!!

The Royal Mail are axing 3,500 jobs, it's said that cuts will raise fears over quality of the Royal mail. But I doubt it will make much difference! My mail service has been bad for years, with both not receiving stuff that I have been sent, or stuff that I have sent not being received (You just see recent grief from brother about that!! To know the grief it causes) I even had problems with my post, when I lived in Bounds Green, North London, which my local MP 'Michael Portillo' tried to get sorted out for me! 

 Katie Piper

 Katie Price

Apparently, Katie Price, dumped Alex, over his dress sense. I have to admit, he did dress badly most of the time. Then I watched the 1st of this weeks 'Supersize V Superskinny Kids' on Ch4, they have such irresponsible parents. Then 'Katie: My Beautiful Friends', about the brilliant Katie Piper, ironically shown at the same time, that Katie Price's new show, on Sky, is being aired. So Twitter was full of Katie comments. Then I watched 'Shit My Dad Says' on Five Star, which was followed by 'Lilly Allen: From Riches To Rags' on Ch4+1, then 'The Big C' I then read the rest of the paper, before crashing out for the night! (Calories consumed 1,527)



Wednesday 23rd March, I woke at 9am I'd dreamt about being out with an ex Gideon, also something about my Mum & Dad shopping, but for some reason, they would only buy things that were Black & White, and my mum was buying some burlesque like lingerie. I woke wondering what the hell that was about?? Elizabeth Taylor has died aged 79, my mum looked a lot like Elizabeth Taylor when she was young, like her as a teen in 'National Velvet' and like her in 'Cat On a Hot Tin Roof' when older.   

Elizabeth As A Teen In - National Velvet

Mum At 15yrs Old

Elizabeth Taylor In - Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

My 1st Christmas With Mum

I had sugar free Alpen & a coffee for breakfast, had a wash & did natural make-up & tied hair up in high pony tail, after I'd massaged some Satura Pro into my scalp. I wore my cropped khaki jersey lounge pants with my white, scoop necked Petite Bateau, long sleeved T-shirt, with my B&W TrimSoles & khaki sleeveless body warmer. Took down the nets at my kitchen window & door & swapped for clean ones, putting the dirty ones in the wash (I'm not a fan of nets, but as so many undesirables these days, tend to wander into my courtyard, I need them for privacy!) 

 
I did a bit more weeding in the garden & cleared away more cans, bottle, sweet wrappers & the sandwich packs dropped in my courtyard by the lovely general public & bin-men (THANKS!!!) I did the washing up, with fairy Pomegranate & Honeysuckle washing up liquid (red colour) It made the whole kitchen smell lovely, then I fixed lunch, a cheese & lentil salad sandwich & a packet of Wotsits washed down with a Diet Coke, which I ate it while watching 'The Real Housewives Of Orange County'

Tamra Barney

Tamra Barney was being a right bitch, trying her very best at her supposed etiquette dinner party, with the help of her son Luke, to get Gretchen (in Tamra's words) 'Naked Drunk' obviously down to jealousy, that now that 10yrs younger Gretchen has come along, that she has lost/is losing 'The Hottest OC Housewife Crown' Wanting Gretchen to get drunk & maybe get off with her son, or hit on other guys at do. So she could accuse Gretchen of being with her OLDER fiancé (who's dying of Leukaemia) for his money & brand her a gold digger, when Gretchen is in fact, so sweet & genuine! And I tweeted on Twitter about Tamra trying to get Gretchen Drunk. 

 Drunken Gretchen

I was surprised & delighted when, shortly after Gretchen DM'd me on Twitter. I wrapped up my 4 eBay sales & packaged up Andrews two Christmas presents & Alex's Christening present & card, plus his Christmas present into a box & took with the eBay parcels to the Post office (as Bill never came down south for me to give to him & I'm too broke to send all the Xmas presents for his family in one go) Especially as I have to send via registered post, as obviously a few items have not arrived, that I have sent. No doubt he will surmise I have only just bought them, well if he does, sod him! I sent him the lightest package 1st & that cost me £5.95 that I can ill afford!

I got back did a bit of gardening, then fixed myself a dinner of grilled tuna steak, with green leaf & 3 bean salad, plus a Diet Coke to wash it down with. I then did some job searches & checked my emails & found a email from the producers of  'Is It Just Me' saying I'd played my part to perfection & it looks very promising that the show will be commissioned, so they would like to keep me on file to contact to be 1 of 'The 50' should it be made for TV!! Great that sounds very promising! 

I chatted a bit to *John C on Facebook, he asked if I was up for meeting him tomorrow? I said I'd like to, but due to spending £19.50 on fares for my audition Tuesday & then having to fork out another £15 for fares on Saturday for the 'Losing It' premier & backers meeting. I just don't have any cash to spend for travel to Reading. He said he would have to investigate Reading alone then. He seems nice, normal & genuine, yet two things are still bugging me. 1) Why do I know his profile pic from before he messaged me? (I have a photographic memory, especially for pictures) & also 2) Why has he ignored my friend request? He said it was a good Idea when I 1st mentioned it & ignored the subject when I mentioned I'd sent it again on Monday! Has he something to hide? Something's not quite adding up somewhere!


I watched 'Home & Away' I didn't feel hungry enough for a proper dinner, I was just a bit peckish, so just had a big bowl of Alpen. I did the washing up & watered the plants. Watched 'Supersized V Superskinny Kids' How can those parents allow their kids to be so fussy & starve/gorge themselves to that state? I have to say the sliced sections of real dead body's (Damion Hurst style) One normal, one fat & one skinny are fascinating!! Then I watched 'The Truth about Lions' followed by TOWIE (The Only Way Is Essex) The two new girls Chloe & Gemma are just Odd!! Mark proposed to Deluded Super Bitch, Lauren. That will last shorter than a pair of 10denier stockings worn working on a building site!! The best reaction to the news was Arg's. shame poor lovely Lucy had to get hurt tho! 

I got a text from my friend Stephanie Ledigo at 9pm saying 'R u busy Friday drinks in Soho???Xx' Damn I'd love to go but too broke!! I text back 'I'd love to hun but sadly I'm too low on funds this time!! XX' Then I watched that shite 'The Model Agency' as there was bugger all else on! Carole White was asked to choose from 3 of the entry's of 'America's Next Top Model' in last Saturdays Buzz Magazine, the 3 models were Chelsey Hersley 23 (A skinny, yellow, bleached, blonde with hard features) Jane Randall 19, (A beautiful, slender, honey blond) & Anne Ward 19 (A pretty Auburn haired girl with a revoltingly distorted malnourished, skeletal looking body) who did Carole White pick as to who she'd sign up?..... Yep!! The skeletal, dead woman walking Ann Ward!! YUCK!! nice face shame about the skeleton! 

Ann Ward - America's Next Top Model?

More people text & emailed me saying Louie Spence's Showbusiness has got repetitive & boring & they wished the gang & I were in it, to liven it up! I read the paper Madman Gaddafi has broken cover & continued to slaughter his own people! A bit by Jane Moore on 'Harlem-Laren' the moronic, worthless, piece of shit, nobody on 'Jamie Oliver's 'Dream Team' on Ch4, who will no doubt end up in a young offenders unit, a jail, working as a prostitute or drug dealer, or dead in a few years time! 

Still Think An Oriental Diet Is Healthy?

Family & friends of missing Sian O'Callaghan searched the woods where her mobile phone signal died, I just hope she didn't meet the same fate, but I think sadly she has! There was also the horrific pics of the Chinese 3yr old (see above) who ways 9st & wont stop eating!! Think he needs to go on Supersize V Superskinny. I spent the rest of the night finishing last weeks blog, I will add pictures & check grammar tomorrow! Got ready for bed & applied the Satura Pro & Satura Rosta & crashed out at around 1am (Calories consumed 1,396)

Thursday 24th March,  I woke at 9am, to a beautiful sunny day, had a wash & massages Satura Pro into my scalp, got on the scales my weight has stayed stable, changed into my dark grey & white 3/4 gym trousers, my white long sleeved Petite Bateau T-shirt, my silver grey cardigan & my white sleeveless body warmer & B&W TrimSoles, then after some sugar free Alpen & some coffee for breakfast I went for a 2hr walk in the park, in the sunshine. My neck & shoulders still ache but not as bad since last 2 acupuncture sessions, so I think next week is when I start hitting the gym again like I use to, and get back to a size 8-10 again, ready for summer!!.... Bill should get his package today, or tomorrow, it's recorded delivery, so unlike Alex's 1st Birthday Card it can't get lost! (Well at least I hope it can't!)


I hung my clean nets up to dry, then did some household chores then popped to the shop for a paper & some diet cokes. Nicky text me, about a mutual friend, who is being a bit neurotic at the moment! I watched 'Loose Women' & '60 Minute Makeover' they have a new female presenter on 60MM which is putting me off watching. I have no idea who she is? But she is bloody awful!! She has appalling posture & stands like a hunchback. She asks really boring mundane question's, she has no personality whatsoever, and a awful droning monotone voice, that makes you want to self harm, to drown it out!! Who the hell is she blackmailing/blowing to get this gig??  

I made a Egg Mayo sandwich & had with some Branston mini Cheddars & a decaf Diet Coke, and watched 'The Real Housewives Of Orange County' I did some job searches & applications & spent the rest of the afternoon finishing off last weeks blog & posting it! I discovered I had a Direct Message from my friend *Jonty at 5.15pm saying 'My ex read your blog. She wants to pick you up in her Bentley and take u to Soho for lunch, She isn't a lezbo, but really likes you and finds you interesting. She just finds you fascinating. What do you think? Reply via email. xxx' I have to say that's one of my more unusual messages for quite some time! He made me laugh by reassuring she me that she wasn't a lesbian, as a fag Hag I am hardly likely to be uncomfortable about it, even if she was gay! Sent him a email, saying unusual message, tell me more!!? Jennie called me up & asked me to come over hers at 8pm, so at 7pm I made a tuna steak, with green & three bean salad for dinner.

Got to Jennies at 8pm & heard all about her night out with the school mums, Edgar & the darts team & the church committee events. Soooo not my kinda thing! Had a coffee with a Caramel Chunky KitKat. Watched 'Supersized V Superskinny Kids' the Supersized Indian girl was a brat!! Missed 'Love Thy Neighbour' this week as 'My Big Fat fake Wedding: Panorama' was on. 


Watched 'Celebrity Juice' which was very, very funny. I left Jennies & headed home at midnight, I'd received a text from my brother Bill, earlier at 10.33pm saying 'We got your presents 2day june. Thanx x'  Well I didn't bother answering, as he didn't bother to, when I text him last Wednesday, and I hardly have any credit left, so I'm only using when necessary! I got home took off make-up & did my Satura Pro & Rosta routine & then went to bed and read the paper. The budget and Elizabeth Taylor's Death was the front page news. Also yesterday was the hottest day of the year so far, at 62-64 Deg Fahrenheit. Cops reckon they may find Sian today & hopefully alive! They think she may have been picked up by a rouge cabbie or someone who knew her.  (Calories consumed 1,594)

Friday 25th March, I woke at 8.30am to a beautiful bright sunny day (ooh maybe this year we will have a good summer?) I dreamt that I was working as a beauty Concession Manager again, but in America, and I was working with my Greek friend Nikki & Candie again. I was clearing out a draw of rubbish left by the last Manager. I was going somewhere with Candie, carrying a carrier bag full of paperwork, when I suddenly panicked that I'd forgotten my purse!! But found it after rummaging under the papers, then I was with Jennie & I had received a mobile phone bill, in the hundreds of pounds & I was Irate, as I'm on 'Pay As You Go' & I said "if you have gone beyond your, credit they should not let you call, so you top up not continue to let you text & unknowingly run up a massive bill!!" Woke & wondered what the hell that was about?

 Reiss Vest Top

TrimSoles

I had a shower, then massaged Satura into my scalp, tied my hair up in a high tight ponytail & did a natural make-up, then dressed in my khaki cropped, jersey lounge pants, with one beige jersey camisole top & pistachio, Reiss jersey Vest tops, and my B&W TrimSoles. I popped to the shop for the paper & two Diet Cokes, lovely & warm out like a April/May spring day. Got back in made some sugar free Alpen & a coffee for breakfast. Then went out into my courtyard, did some more weeding, watered the plants & cleared the huge amount of litter. But as I don't have a broom, I couldn't sweep the courtyard of the 1000+ fag butts the loiterers drop there (I don't even soddin smoke!) I was really pleased with the finished result of my little bit of garden.


I went back in at 3.40pm to watch 'The Real Housewives Of Orange County' then did a bit of garden pruning, then had a veggie sausage & boiled egg sandwich, with some Twiglets, washed down with a Diet Coke, then watched 'Come Dine With Me' & 'Home & Away' My mobile went just as it started & it showed up as my brother Bill's wife Karen. I answered it and it was my little nephew Andrew, calling to thank me for his Christmas present, he wasn't on long, but was sweet, guess Bill/Karen got him too. (Maybe Bill feels a tiny bit remorseful for his harsh words now?) Then after some housework it was dinner time & I grilled a tuna steak & had with green leaf & 3 bean salad, washed down with a Diet coke. Mike called me at 7.45pm they'd been away with their son Ryan to Disneyland, chatted for a bit & then Watched 'Supersized V Superskinny Kids' How can parents go so long allowing their kids to starve/gorge themselves without intervening? Which ones the kid & who the parent??!! 

I was invited out for drinks in Soho with the lovely Stephanie Ledigo, who is my friend who Co-manages 'The Daylight Theory' Shame I'm so brassic, I'd of loved to have caught up, I'm near hers in Brick Lane tomorrow, but she's busy with The Band doing a gig. Shame the premier wasn't on Friday (today) I could of gone there 1st & then gone on to Soho & met up with Steph & the band afterwards! I was having a coffee & some Wotsits at 10.36pm when Simon Cole text me, saying 'EMP!!!!!! Can you please come to London tomorrow, for drinks in Soho...... I want to have drinks & giggles with you!!!!! X'  How funny, so I can do my Film Premier tomorrow & meet Simon in Soho after, just like I'd just said, I'd of liked to have done with Steph!! ... I text him back saying I would be in London tomorrow to see a premier of a short film I'm in, so I could meet him in Soho prob from 9pm, but brassic so can't afford a late one!!

Simon Cole

My friend Ian had to give one of his model boarder / house-mate, a months notice, as her room was a mess, with stuff everywhere, with dirty plates of food & Chihuahua poo all over the bedroom floor that had been there for days. Well that and stuff left all over the flat, and plates etc piled high, unwashed, and although he pointed out (politely) that those issues needed addressing. Sadly the filth just continued, until he felt he had no choice but to give her a months notice (If only her male NUTS fans knew how filthy she was, but not in the way they'd like her to be! - they'd be shocked!!) It really pained Ian to have to tell her to go, especially as he loved her little dog (in spite of the poo all over the floor, which wasn't the dogs fault, as he was locked in the bedroom for hrs, with no walks to, go to poo/wee) Why she didn't get a litter tray, for the room, I don't know? Anyway ever since he gave her notice, she has been acting a bit odd, at home & on Twitter and posting cryptic Tweets, or ones as if she is about to commit suicide! Really melodramatic!! Today's ones were obviously aimed at him. Honestly honey if you were not so skanky & unhygienic you'd still be a tenant!!


Chilled with the paper, that poor pretty girl Sian O'Callighan, has been found murdered, 6 days after she went missing, after going clubbing with her girlfriends last Saturday. A 47yr old cabbie has been held accused with her abduction & murder, it's said he has confessed to a 2nd woman in the same area in 2001. There is also a 5 page special on The Night Stalker, in the paper, Britain's worse sex attacker. Who picked on the old & frail, one a woman of 89yrs, this sick bastard was also a cabbie. I have written in a earlier blog how I think I had a lucky escape, when I think was in, sex attacker John Worboys cab once, many years ago!


Repulsive  squatter Jason Ruddik mentioned in earlier blogs, plus 7 others quit a £4Million house, as it was not plush enough (cheeky c**ts!!) saying it didn't have any modern amenity's, complaining the Hampstead house didn't have a swimming pool, he admitting he'd become accustomed to squatting in luxury apartments. He added "this one didn't work out, I want somewhere posher!!" Cheeky git I wonder how much damage his skanky crew did to the £4Million mansion & how much rubbish had to be cleared away!! I also heard via Twitter, that Mylene Klass has named her new baby GIRL, Hero Harper Klass WTF!!? Poor kid!!  & then went to bed at 3.30am (Calories consumed 1,502)

Saturday 26th March, Woke at 6.50am....thanks to Orange Mobile Network, texting me to say 'I have won 5 new photo messages' (oh great, whoopee doo!! My present cheap phone doesn't even take photos!!) Bloody texting me in the wee hrs of a Saturday, what the hell were they thinking?? Sod Off!!.... I did recall my dream on waking, which I know was quite complex, but both FireFox & Internet Explorer were not responding on my note book, so by the time I could get into this blog, I have forgotten it, except for the fact Bournemouth & Pool in Dorset was in it somewhere Grrrrrrrrr!! 

I went back to sleep until 10am & then lounged in bed until noon, listening to the radio. Then I got up made a coffee & ran a bath, then checked my emails while it filled & drank my coffee. Had a bath & exfoliated myself & removed hard skin from feet (oooh sexy lol!) moisturised & then washed my hair, rubbed the Satura Pro into my Scalp before drying my hair. Dried hair straight with a full fringe, dressed like I did for 'Cleopatra' audition as its colder again today, the sky looks grey & I think it may be raining, when I set off to the 'Losing It' screening later (bugger!!) 

I did my make-up with a iridescent peacock green eyeshadow, by Barry M & a aqua Versace liquid liner, with toffee lip gloss!! I popped to the shop to get a paper, but they'd sold out so popped to Tesco's for one. I got in had brunch of Quorn in a cheese & herb sauce, on a bed of crushed new potatoes in their skins, to keep me going until tonight, as Angus had said the Premier of 'Losing It' was catered. My friend *Jonty had messaged me on my hotmail (re his unusual Twitter inbox Thursday) saying 'Basically one of my ex's has been following me on twitter and finds you fascinating. She wants to take you to lunch, just to get to know you. xxxx'  Which was somewhat unusual, to be honest, but nice to know someone, other than a horny man, finds me interesting! Who knows, we might have a lot in common, I messaged back 'Well to offer to pick me up & buy me lunch, she obviously knows how broke I am at the moment lol, and if she has a Bentley I'm sure she has a much more interesting life than me, but what the hell why not? If she dated you I'm sure she must be a nice girl!' Then I put hair up in a high ponytail & put my long curly fake ponytail over the top! *Jonty got back to me a while later saying Good. My twitter account is all fucked up at the moment J but hopefully I'll get the IT geek at work on the case on Monday. She is the real deal and just really finds you so fascinating. She loves your blog too.Next time you are in London, give her a few days notice and she'll meet you and take you for lunch.*Jonty xxxx  Which sounds fare enough but hard to do until he gives me her name & mobile/email details, lol.


I did a few online surveys to kill time before setting off at 5.30pm for the station, putting a foldable umbrella in my bag, just in case. Text Simon Cole en route to station to see if he is still up for meeting in Soho?? He said sadly plans had changed & he wouldn't be coming into London adding 'I want to see ya soon though we need a good giggle' Seconds later Ian called me, asking if I was on my into London? I said "Yeah just at the station now!" he asked if I was up for meeting up in Soho after the premier? I said "Yep!!" He said 'Great I know Simon is dying to see you again!!' 

I said I'd just spoken to Simon he wasn't coming into London now!! Ian was saying how he was dressed in Lesbian Drag for his lesbian friends birthday, who was having an 'L' themed night, he said if he had more cash he'd of got a virgina costume as 'L' for Labia I laughed & said 'Maybe just as well, they'd all be saying you looked a right Cu*t all night!!' He laughed & said 'Yeah your right!!'

I Jumped on the semi fast train to Kings Cross, then got the circle line to Liverpool Street & got to the Premier venue at 7pm, said "Hello" to Angus. He introduced me to the backer, a small Indian guy who I chatted to for a while & I also got chatting to my two other witch co stars, in 'The Fortune Teller" Sarah (a rather Marilyn Monroe like blonde) who's name was Dorsett (quite a coincidence, as I was dreaming of Pool & Bournemouth last night) and also a Greek/Italian looking Francesca. 

I also bumped into Nigel who played an airman in 'Losing It' and was in the pub at the 'Losing It' rap party. The Girls & I got stuck into the Carva, as there was a big free bar, but there was NONE of the catering, that Angus had mentioned in prior emails (I wished I'd put some snacks in my bag!!) The girls & I were talking about Fate, Tarot, Ghosts, Premonitions etc due to it's connection, to the next film of Angus's 'The Fortune Teller' that we are all in. 

Later Angus got up & did a speech, I don't know if it was due to nerves, the beer or the recent sunny weather? But Angus had a face as red as his hair & beard!! Speech over he sat on the front row, with Francesca, Sarah & I, and watched the film. It was really quite funny, and made sense of some of the odd stuff we had to do in our rolls, I spotted myself in my unattractive blue overall & bun in quite a few shots, when it was finished it got a rousing round of applause. Did some more schmoozing & Ian called at 8.50pm to see if I was coming yet? I said doing a bit more socializing then I'd be heading into town.


I chatted some more & asked Sarah if she wanted to come to Soho with me?? She said normally she would, but she had a hot date tomorrow so wanted an early night! Nigel piped up he'd come, just as Ian called again at 9.50pm (Blimey where did that hr go?) He said they were now in the other Ku Bar off Shaftsbury Avenue. I said I was just heading off & I'd see him soon! We walked back down to Liverpool Street Station & got the circle line to Kings Cross, then changed for the Piccadilly line to get to Liecester Square. We passed the original Ku Bar & went to Shaftsburry Avenue, walking up & down trying to find the 'Other Ku Bar' with No Joy!! So I asked a bouncer outside a club/bar in Shaftsbury Avenue, where the 'OTHER' Ku Bar in Shaftsbury Avenue was? NOT the one in Soho!! I followed his instructions & found myself outside the original Ku Bar 'IN SOHO!!" FFS!!!!

 The Ku Bar, We Were Looking For

 The Ku Bar, they Directed Us Back To!

I text Ian & he called back, saying he thought I wasn't coming & was now in 'GAY Late' Why did he think I wasn't coming? I'd said I was on my way, when he last called (The journey from the East End to Central London, takes a while) I said never mind, I was pretty tired (and absolutely bloody starving!! As there was no food catering at the Premier, only a Free Bar!!) So I headed back on the Piccadilly line back to Kings Cross. My train wasn't until another 30mins so I rushed to Costa Coffee & got a Tuna Salad Sandwich, which I devoured like a famine victim!! I was still ravenous when I got to St Albans & knowing that my fridge was bare, I got a Halumi wrap & a portion of French fries, at the Turkish Kebab restaurant near the station & attacked it with vigor, on the way home!! The wrap did the job, so 90% of the Chips ended up, uneaten in my fridge, to get heated up in microwave tomorrow. Then crashed out in bed (not even removing my make-up!!) shattered!! (Calories consumed 1,729)

Sunday 27th March, I woke at 6.30am (Which with the clocks moved forward, is now 7.30am) My bad neck & shoulders is back bugger!! Well I'm not letting that ruin my plans, to get back in the gym next week!!! I downed a load of pain killers, from my bedside draw & tried with difficulty to get comfortable enough in bed, to sleep again!! Eventually I fell asleep again & then woke at 10.30am (which is now 11.30am) With my neck & shoulders in so much pain I want to cry, which was not putting me in a good nor friendly mood. I'm not sure I will be able to wait until 2 weeks, for my next acupuncture session. I might pop down this Tuesday, to see if he can fit me in? The pain is so bad I feel physically sick, also think I may have a cold coming too!! As I am really struggling to breathe today, my sinuses & adenoids are making me feel like I'm suffocating, just like when I had pneumonia!! If I dreamt last night I can't recall it? Got up & got on my scales & I have lost 1/4lb since Thursday.

Eventually got myself together in baggy Khaki lounge pants & beige vest top around noon, putting me way behind schedule, to do all of the things, that I had planned to do today!! My neck & shoulder pain was also going to hinder the progress of that too!! I piled hair up into bun & didn't bother with make-up as felt too rough to bother due to the pain. I had some Alpen for breakfast, after buying some milk & a NOTW from the shop & swept kitchen floor with dust pan & brush & mopped it, cleaned bathroom, did washing up, cleaned kitchen surfaces cupboards. Washed my faux fur bed throw in the bath as its too big to fit in the machine & the launderette in my street, where I use to do it, is closed down now. Then I hung it over two stands outside to dry in the sun. Hoovered the lounge, bedroom, hall & stairs, then ironed my clean sheets, pillowcases & duvet cover & re made my bed.

Stopped for a coffee & some Branston Pickle Mini Cheddars, & some more painkillers & quickly checked my Hotmail, Twitter & Facebook. I had lots of messages from people on Facebook & Twitter saying I was on the repeat of 'John Bishops Britain' last night talking about Diets & also in a clip on 'Harry Hills TV Burp' in a clip taken from the OMG cougar convention (lol) while on Facebook I added Sarah, Franchesca & Nigel. 

Then I started sorting some of the things I'd piled in my bedroom, lounge & on my upstairs landing, but it was causing me too much pain in my neck, shoulders & arms, so I had to stop. I took some more pain killers, then warmed up last nights chips to eat. As I was in too much pain to be able to enjoy a full meal! Later I watched myself on 'Harry Hills TV Burp' then watched the Final of 'Dancing On Ice' writing my critique of it as I typed (which you can read HERE!!) Had to lay down after as the pain in my neck, shoulders & arms, was so bad I felt weak & absolutely shattered!! Went to bed & watched the film 'Infamous' then went to sleep, as I felt so bloody awful!! (Calories consumed 1,138)

The Week Before, The Week After!!

Monday 17th Jan, By 7.30am I still hadn't fallen asleep, so I thought I might as well get up!! Wore my black studded leggings, my black Petit Bateau, scoop neck top & silver cardigan. Put my hair up in a bun & popped to the shop for a paper. Perused the paper while having Alpen & a coffee (with caffeine) for breakfast. Apparently Jordan has returned home, for a final showdown with Alex Reid. Telling him to pack his bags, after he sold a pic of him wrestling at the gym, with her son Junior, when he knows she has been slowly withdrawing her kids from the limelight.

There was a really cute story of a Bearded Collie dog, called Mabel, who suffers from Narcolepsy, when she gets excited by things, such as the postman delivering, or playing with pals, she collapses asleep for a few mins, which confuses her when she wakes to find them gone!! awe bless a video of her is below....

 Narcoleptic Dog Mabel

Travelodge has enraged murder victim's family's, because it has employed 3 female killers, in the same Travelodge hotel, in a bid to rehabilitate them (I wonder if they do, murder mystery weekend bookings??) One on reception, and two room cleaners.


More proof that The Lunatics have taken over The Immigration Asylum, Shadrick Heslop, 21 the brutal leader of a street gang, which left a boy fighting for his life, has escaped deportation (WTF!!!!!!) because the (out of touch) immigration judges agreed it would breach HIS human rights! The scum set his ferocious pit-bull dog on a rival in a school playground, another lad intervened & was stabbed 6 times, suffering a punctured lung. He was sentenced to 2 years (in itself no where near long enough) & was ordered to be deported back to Jamaica, he appealed & was released last month, after they agreed he had a right to live in Britain with his parents (F**k right off, he lost any rights when he became vicious criminal scum!!) If he wants to be with his parents they should deport them too!! Then parents of scum like him might start thinking twice about how they bring up their feral scum kids!!


Talking of feral scum, nothing about the vile Crossbow Cannibal lately, which sadly means he is still alive, so one can only assume, he has stopped his hunger strike!! or they have force fed him ...... Bugger!!!

Did some housework chores laundry/washing-up/hoovering/dusting while listening to the saddo's on Jeremy Kyle & then This Morning. Then at 1pm I popped out to job centre & printed off some jobs to send off CV's to, then went to pay my Decembers rent (still trying to keep out with outgoings, when nothings coming in!!) at my letting agents & complain, yet again that my bath taps had not been sorted yet!! (cold tap wont turn on, hot tap once turned on, takes 20mins to turn off!!) meaning some times the bath can come close to over flowing & its too hot to get in until, it's stood for a hr or so, very annoying!! 


Cold & rainy out, it had been howling with wind outside all night! Went for a two hour walk round the park, in the misty rain, to try wear myself out, to aid sleep tonight, I hate my insomnia!! & it seems to be getting worse the older I get! Today is supposedly Blue Monday (the most depressing day of the year, can't say it feels any worse than any other, personally) but below is a Link to The Merengue Dog, that would cheer anyone up Blue Monday, or no Blue Monday!!

The Dancing Merengue Dog!!

Bumped into my friend John, with his dog in the park & we had a coffee & a catch up chat. Got home Ironed some dry laundry & put it away in relevant draws/wardrobes. Had 4 Krisprolls with Peanut Butter & a pack of Wotsits & a diet coke. Went through some more bags from back room  was disappointed to discover there wasn't a new 'Celebrity 5 Go To'..... with a new set of Celebs & new location on Ch4 at 5pm but there was a new 'Come Dine With Me' with a rather repulsive Italian hairdresser Marcello, who seemed to think he was the bomb!! The word Arsehole springs to mind!!

With Johns Doggies

Watched Home & Away (best soap on TV) Had another 4 Krisprolls with Peanut Butter & a pack of Wotsists, as I didn't feel hungry enough for a meal! 

Watched the Soaps, then 'The Biggest loser' followed by 'Tool Academy' those guys really are A1 Arseholes!! Temper Tantrum Jake kicked off, when lie detectors were introduced, not only aggressive with crew, but also towards his partner Bita. I hope that girl gets some courage & dumps him, before she is a battered partner, I also hope her parents see this & make her leave him!! Thankfully Toni has gone from trusting her bit of scum Liam 100% to not fully trusting him! Hurrah!! The one nicknamed Twinkle Toes left this week, as his only crime was having female friends (big deal!!) Then watched Chatty Man his bit with Jonathan Ross was funny. 

Jonathan Ross

There was a lot of hoo-harr in the USA over Ricky Gervais hosting of  The Golden Globes, Americans really can't laugh at themselves. 'If Charlie Sheen, was actually offended by Ricky Gervais' joke, at the Golden Globes, he really needs to get off his high whores!!'  I then watched Comics Choice: Lee Mack, I love Lee Mack, I find him very funny. Then after over 40hrs with no sleep I settled down to sleep at 1.10am (Calories Consumed 1,423)


Tuesday 18th Jan, I must of fallen asleep some time after 3am (early for me) after over 40hrs with no sleep again. Just as well I'm not one of those people, who has any interest in getting into drugs, especially speed, or I'd never sleep, I have a hard enough time as it is, even without any caffeine in my life!! I know I dreamt but can't recall details, but think it was to do with acting! I had 2 Krisprolls with Peanut butter for breakfast & some coffee to wash down some pain killers for my neck, shoulders & back. Pulled on silver grey Juicy Couture tracksuit & my TrimSoles & popped out to the shop for my Sun newspaper.

Read the newspaper, apparently Alex Reid has told he wants £2Million off Jordan to leave their marital home. Even with The Sun's £50,000 reward, still no evidence has come forward, to help solve Jo's murder, the week before Christmas. So the front page is her parents, brother & boyfriend appealing for anybody who suspects someone of being responsible, to come forward. They must be in such inner torment, poor things. 

Shrien Dewani the Indian groom, accused of murdering his bride on Honeymoon in South Africa, has said he MAY agree to face trial there, if his demands of bail during trial & any subsequent appeal are met. Meanwhile the funeral of Bride Michaela McAreavey, who was murdered by thieving hotel workers, while on Honeymoon in Mauritius, was held yesterday. 

Happiness Cut Short

Finished the paper, then did a load of job searches & applied to over 30 online (no one could say I'm not trying to get work, I apply to over 100 jobs & 20 auditions a week!!) I took even more painkillers & put a heat pack on my neck (roll on Feb 8th when I get some more acupuncture) Had Lunch at 2pm watching 'May The Best House Win' a Edam & veggie bacon, wholemeal sandwich, with a Diet Coke. Then sorted out more bags of stuff from the back room!!

Sorted even more bags while watching 'Come Dine With Me' & 'Home & Away' later my agency contacted me to see if I'm free, to do a photo shoot for British Vogue on 1-3rd of Feb? Location to be confirmed!! You bet I am, I have been reading Vogue Magazine since I was 8yrs old! Now I just have to wait to see if I'm selected!! Fingers Crossed. I messaged Annabelle's wigs as I sent back Andreanna wig over a week ago, to exchange for the Dolly wig but Dolly has not turned up yet! Took more painkillers & re heated a pad for my neck as its very painful & stiffer than a Sex Addict that's taken a Viagra Overdose today!

Stopped sorting for the day, as the pain in my neck, shoulders & arms was too great! It was so bad I felt like crying. Watched EastEnders Then 'Snog, Marry, Avoid' & 'Hotter Than My Daughter' The makeovers in both were pretty dire! Then my fave Car Crash TV Show 'Big Fat Gypsy Wedding' was back, with another bad taste fest of weddings, LOVELY!! 

I loved the show last year & I was gutted it was only one show. So I'm delighted there is now 5 weeks of it! I also know that I shouldn't, but I LOVED the Dayglow Pink, Flamenco Bridesmaid Dresses on tonight's show, mind you, I'd quite like stunning Drag Queen Bridesmaids, if I got married (which may explain why I'm single & never married at 46 lol) I'm a Typical Gemini, one twin in me loves all that is beautiful, classy & aesthetic & the other twin loves the fun, of gaudy tack!! Two Links to the show below in Yellow (one a short clip & one the whole show!)

 The Show

 One Of The Brides

 The Dress & The Train

 The Carriage

Another Wedding And 

A shocking Pink Bridesmaid Dress

But NOT From The Wedding With The 

Dayglow Pink Bridesmaid Dress I LOVED

Big Fat Gypsy Wedding Clip

The Whole Of - My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding 2010

Heated up the heat pad for my neck again & took more painkillers with another coffee & had 4 Krisprolls with Peanut Butter, for a snack, as I didn't feel hungry enough for a meal (only good thing about all this pain is, it robs you of an appetite!!) Did some stretching exercises to aid my neck & back, but my uber stretchy self still ached! OUCH!!

Had a Decaf coffee & some more pain killers. Removed 6 ball links from the gold bracelet, with the turquoise charm, Candie got me for Xmas, as it was too big for my tiny wrists & hands & would fall off, if I hung my arm by my side. Also put my long Black coat in the washing machine, as it got muddy from the Park Monday, with all the dogs there, jumping up at me. I hung it from the kitchen door to dry. Watched a bunch of CSI & chatted on Twitter & Facebook. Later I had a tomato CupaSoup, then after the Borne Ultimatum at 2.10am I had what for me, was an early night! (Calories consumed 1,826)


Wednesday 19th Jan, Despite an early night I was still awake at 6.30am, so thought I might as well get up! Checked my Hotmail & then chatted to my Ex Hollyoaks friend, Simon Cole, in LA on Twitter for a bit, love him, he always makes me laugh!! 

 Simon Living The LA Life

Dry brushed my legs to increase circulation & aid in fat break down & weight loss. Pulled hair into pony tail & slipped on my Juicy Couture tracksuit & TrimSoles, popped to the Shop for a Sun paper, Closer Magazine & some milk & Zero Cokes. (Zero Cokes have a hint of lemon after taste to them, where as a Caffeine Free Diet Coke, has a hint of ginger after taste to it!

 

Had some Fruit & Fibre Cereal for breakfast. Then continued sorting in the back room & in the 2nd case, off the top of the wardrobe, I found my grass skirt & Clam shell bikini top & the rest of my fancy dress, 4 days AFTER the Hawaiian Fancy Dress Party (Typical) I had a bit of a fit of the giggles, while sorting out my massive Fancy Dress Outfit Case, 47 this year & I still have a Fancy Dress Box!! I really am a big kid!! 

Continued sorting while half watching This Morning at the same time,  Mabel the Narcoleptic Bearded Collie, was on Day Break earlier (so sweet bless her!!) Watched Loose Women, while sorting through more stuff to eBay & eating a very yummy Cheese, Veggie Bacon & Olive Sandwich, with Salsa Sauce & a Zero Coke for lunch.


Put a white wash in the machine, my friend Mike called at 1.30pm checking I was still free, to go out Saturday in Harpenden still? I said that, indeed I was. I found a load of my 80's/90's outfits & designs from when I worked for Jungle, some student/goth or rockers, on eBay might buy them, or foreigners abroad, they are kind of in vogue, with the faux Tiger/Leopard Skin & leather trim & studding & fringing!! I will see if I can try photo myself in them, on my laptop webcam, to put on eBay, as I don't have a camera that works at mo!

Dig that 80's Faux Tiger Skin, Jungle Jacket!!

Watched 'May The Best House Win' with a tomato & croutons CupaSoup & chunky KitKat & carried on sorting, until at 5pm I took a break to take some pain killers as neck & shoulders were agony!! Then I laid on the bed, to watch idiot Marcello on 'Come Dine With Me' shut my eyes, due to neck pain & next thing I knew it was 7pm. I must of had a 2hr Nap, after another night with no sleep. I will catch up with 'Home & Away' tomorrow & maybe 'Come Dine With Me' on 4OD today! I awoke famished!! So I had a egg mayo sandwich & pkt of Wotsits & downed more pain killers, as my neck is so painful I could cry!

I watched CSI, then turned over to Ch4+1 to watch 'Will My Crash Diet Kill Me?' & then 'Mary Portas: Secret Shopper' from 9pm. As I don't have Sky1, to see if we are on Showbusiness again this week?? I put another heat pack on my neck, to still trying ease my pain! Soon I had a load of texts, emails & facebook/twitter messages saying, that we were not on 'Louie Spence's Showbusiness' this week & it was quite boring this week & my absence was felt, which was sweet!!

Say Ughhhhhh!!

On 'Will My Crash Diet Kill Me?' I learnt that a white tongue is a sign of dehydration (I knew dark pee was <the lighter the pee the more hydrated you are!> but not the tongue thing!) 

Then I watched Mary Portas: Secret Shopper on Ch4+1, lovely I was in my element. I hate bad Customer Service, Customer Service along with sales, was one of the main things I won most of my awards for, when I worked in Retail!! It's not hard to give good service & it also earns you sales & commission!!  

When I was account Manager for Aspects in Dickens & Jones Regent St, I made more sales as a single account, than the 2 full timers & 3 part timers, who replaced me, when I left!!.... How?? Simple I = 1 Good Customer Service employee & They =  5 Non Customer Service focussed staff!! 


I bet Aspects are missing my sales right now!! One January I was 666.8% OVER target, on D&G. That's in a month where everything was at sale price & at a time of year most people are bringing Xmas gifts back to refund!! 

I Abhor bad service, there is no excuse for it, I expect it even in cheap shops like Primark or Poundland. I expect staff in any store to smile, know where items are, to speak & understand English, to have fashion or product knowledge & to be helpful & show me where I can locate things, I don't give a f**k how cheap the items are the service should be the same in all.... it's not hard to do, in any quality level shop, it's not rocket science!!.... 

One thing Primark need to sort out is, those bio degradable paper shopping bags (yes they may be good for the environment!!) but they fall to bits like tissue paper, in even the lightest misty rain, if they must use them, they should double, or triple bag them, as cheap clothing is not cheap, when you get home, only to find half of your purchases have been lost, through a hole at the back/bottom of the bag caused by rain!! or weight of purchases i.e shoes!!

I am VERY good at Retail Management/Sales & So Experienced & yet despite sending off 15-20 job applications a day. Yet I'm still being offered a shit 11K (before tax) to be a key holder, Store Manager, with all the responsibility that entails, which I just can't afford to take, even if I want to (when commuting can cost up 5K a year & rent is 8K = 13K & that's before bills & food & household cleaning essentials, are added, so £11K is 2K less than that, even before tax is taken) My Saturday promo staff got more than 11K a year, where as 25-35K plus bonuses & commission, was the normal wages for me, over 10years ago!! Now they are offering 14-24K less for the same job. 

These days the retail company's pay shit money, so the only ones who can afford to take jobs are young kids/adults living with parents, who have f**k all experience, let alone people skills, or foreigners who struggle with the language, so have poor customer service & who get extra handouts on top of their wages, so can afford to work for that, with their cheap rent, Council or Association flats, that I can't get despite being on the waiting list 30yrs!!


What really makes me laugh is my local WH Smiths, every time you go to the till, they try and sell you a £1 Galaxy choc bar. I go in 1-2 times a month, and always see 1 of 3 of the same staff . Each time they ask me, if I want to buy a Galaxy bar, I show them the Slimming & Health & Fitness Magazines, I am buying & say "I don't think that's a good idea do you?"........ you'd think after the 20th time of doing this, they would recall me & know not to ask, or if they're too unobservant, or too thick to recognise me, you'd of thought that they, would make some connection to the Diet/Health Magazines & No Choc!! Dumb Asses!!

Then I watched 'The Joy Of Teen Sex' from all the comments I'd seen pop up in the prior hr, on Twitter (I'm watching on +1) I expected to be shocked & outraged, but other than the fact most had, had sex with 8+ people by 16yrs (slags - both the boys & girls) it was tame-ish..... Girl who had lots of unprotected sex shown the stupidity of her attitude! Girl having a waxed Brazilian  (I could of done without the close up, mine is never that red and ugly looking after!! - not a good ad for the salon) then a Playboy Vajazzle added. A guy having his cock pierced (not pretty!!) & some bird saying her BF had funky tasting cum (diet sorts that out!!) so hardly that debauched!! Maybe I am just less easily shocked, I lived on Farming Estates, so didn't have a sheltered upbringing??


Felt very hungry all day today, despite teen sex's best efforts, to put me off my dinner!! So I had a bowl of cereal then continued sorting, I  think most of the stuff will be going back, into back room from lounge tomorrow. Found the Hawaiian shirts & more fancy dress stuff, then tired I went to bed at 2.30am. (Calories consumed 2,243)



Thursday 20th Jan, I fell asleep pretty rapidly after going to bed for once. Had one of my busy dreams that was connected to acting and designing, Candie was in it as usual & so was my ex Greek Cypriot BF Angelo/Giorgio (he went by his 2nd name for a while) we seemed to be back together again & very happy. Woke at 9am & got on the scales no weight loss or gain, which is a relief as been feeling hungry this week, so I thought I may have gained some weight, so I'm relieved I didn't gain any!!  

Had some Fruit & Fibre & a coffee for breakfast. Dressed in black wet look leggings & grey v-neck, angora jumper. Tied hair in pony tail, & wore candy pink Versace lipstick & black liquid liner & mascara, put on long flat black boots & popped to the shop to get a Sun paper. 

Had a few emails from my friend Julie, she said she was going to the spiritual church we go to tonight, if I wanted to come? I said I'd already promised to go round Jennies tonight, but if she gives me advanced notice, the next Thurs or Sunday she goes, I'll join her. Julie & I have so much in common & since we met we found, that we have lived in different parts of the country, at the same time, so its surprising our paths hadn't crossed before we 1st met, 8yrs ago!! Many people mistake us for sisters & a few time she's mistaken a pic of me for her & vice versa, in mutual friends photos. 

Lovely Buddy Julie

Did some more sorting while listening to 'This Morning' & threw out another bin bag full of toot! I had a quick chit chat with Astrologer Russell Grant on Twitter, his parting words to me being 'You are 'wicked' June - but I like you ;-)' very Dick Emmery lol. An Ex Jan (the Belgian Guy) has started contacting me again, via emails this time. It's funny how all the men in my past never let go 100% & always keep (or get back) in touch. I continued sorting until 2pm then had a veggie sausage & hard boiled egg sandwich with brown sauce & some Twiglets for lunch with a Diet Coke, while watching 'May The Best House Win' then continued sorting back room. 

By 3.30pm I felt shattered & had to have a lay down & slept until 5pm then watched 'Come Dine With Me', 'Home & Away' (yesterday's) then today's 'Home & Away' then I smartened myself up, to go to Jennies & had a bowl of Fruit & Fibre as I had the munchies! As I'd not eaten since lunch. Got to Jennies & there was a bit of a atmosphere in the house, Edgar went off to play darts, Lara later told me their dog Champ (A miniature Lassie type Collie) who'd been living with another family for some years, had died, awe shame he was a very sweet dog. 

Watched 'Come Fly With Me' not very funny & the promotion scene connected to sex scandal, had serious de ja vou, I've seen that whole idea somewhere before!! Maybe on 'Little Britain' definitely somewhere, 100% sure! Then watched 'Not Going Out' Very funny!! Then watched new show '10 O'clock Live' two words 'Very Disappointing!!' Edgar came home & I went home & watched 'Comics Choice:Sean Lock' again very funny. then watched the film 'Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind' Not bad, a touch Surreal, then crashed out at 2am. (Calories 1,628)


Friday 21st Jan, I had a really weird dream last night, that I had gallstones again, and I was sent to the chemist by the Doc with a prescription for gaffer tape for my tits!! WTF?? Got up at 9am had a coffee & Fruit & Fibre for breakfast, dressed same as yesterday, but with my beige, Oasis, Faux Fur, Gilet on top. Annabelle's wigs said I should of got my Dolly wig by now, so is sending out a 2nd in the post as 1st must of got lost. 

My friend Julie emailed me to say it was a shame I couldn't go to the spiritualist church Last night, as she saw Quote 'One of the best mediums I have ever seen'. It said on the news a man who lived close to Jo, has been held for questioning re her murder, after a phone call lead! I wonder if it was the neighbour who lived in the same building as her, who helped her boyfriend jump start his car when he went off to Sheffield?

R.I.P Jo

Popped to the shop for the paper. Front page is the headlines 'Jo's Dutch, Neighbour Nicked. It doesn't say if he was the neighbour, that helped Jo's boyfriend, jump start his car when he went away?

There was a moving story about 'identical' twin brothers who share the same genetic defect, only it affects Neil on the inside & identical twin Adam on the outside (Link to story in Yellow below)

Identical Twins Neil & Adam's Story 

There was a pic of a cute mouse, in the peppers at Tesco's, I bet I'm the only one who looked at it & thought ahhhhh bless, though lol 

Murder suspect groom Shrien Dewani, is apparently too stressed to show up in court, for his extradition hearing, due to stress & depression. This story I think, is going to run a long time, before we get to the truth of, what really happened that day!

Ian Man Text me at 2.15pm asking if I wanted to go to a Reality TV Virgin's Porn Night tonight, with Bex from BB9? I said it sounded a laugh, but in my present situation, I can't really afford to pay out fares, into London, this Friday & then again next Friday (when filming the final for Louie Spence's Showbusiness) shame it's on this Friday instead of next, then I could of gone after filming. 

 Ian Partying With BB Bex & Boyfriend

Had lunch of a veggie sausage sandwich, with hard boiled egg & Nat's home made pickle, while watching 'May The Best Home Win' then went back to sorting, which is going forward in leaps & bounds!  Lifted a heavy suitcase filled with fabric, onto the top of the wardrobe, must of weighed about 6st (with the heavy pink metal case weight too) it's like having a weight lifting session in the gym. I stopped at 5pm to watch 'Come Dine With Me' rejoicing in watching Vile Cocky Marcello come last ha ha ha!! while eating a Mint Magnum (yum!!!) 

Continued sorting & putting things back in the back room at last, then stopped at 6.30pm to watch 'Home & Away' then did more sorting for a hr, then had dinner of  2 Quorn burgers, grilled tomato's & roasted new potatoes, while watching Corrie & EastEnders. Chatted online to Kathryn Danzey (Twitter @BeautyBizNews) find her at  http://www.beauty...  & she is going to send me some Collagen face masks to try, so look out for future blogs & I will tell you if they are good & if so where to get them!!


Watched 'Comedy Rocks' on ITV yet again resident stand up Russell Kane wasn't funny, but his hair looked better. Next week the god damn awful Lee Nelson is on, so that week, with both him & Russell Kane on, The Comedy most certainly wont Rock!! It will be more like Comedy Cocks!!

Lee Nelson

Continued to put things back into my back room/walk in wardrobe, while listening to 'The 50 Funniest Moments 2010' finding ingenious ways of putting stuff back in, that maximises storage & yet takes up less space. Doing a pretty good job of it, even if I do say so myself!! 

Which is just as well as I am out on the town for once, in Harpenden tomorrow with Mike, so I will only have 3/4 of a day of sorting!! I Got peckish, so had another bowl of Fruit & Fibre & a coffee. Continued sorting while watching 'Keith Lemons Very Brilliant World Tour'  Very, very, funny!! then continued putting stuff back in the back room until 3.30m then tired, I went to bed!! (Calories consumed 1,691)


Saturday 22nd Jan, Dreamt I was living in a pretty large property, I don't know where & I knew where some girl had been killed (I don't know who) it was in a small, perfectly square bathroom, that was white with black accessories, the toilet was white with a black seat, the hand basin was small, and I cant recall if there was a small bath, or a shower, all due to me having a vision of it! I wasn't sure where the house was, but I was looking at house plans with detectives, to try help them pinpoint this bathroom. 

I woke at 9am at 9.30am the postman had a recorded delivery for me it was from Annabelle's wigs (hurrah my Dolly wig had arrived!!) opened it & bugger it was the wrong wig (so inboxed her on Facebook that she'd sent me out the wrong one, the one she sent looks like Andreanna again!) bugger!!! Now I'm going to have to post it back out again!!


Base of spine & neck & shoulders in a lot of pain today (all that lifting yesterday probably didn't help!! ) nor does the grey rainy day outside!! Mike phoned me at 12.38pm  to say he' meet me in Bar 62 at 8pm, I dressed the same as yesterday & popped to the shop for a paper, diet coke & some cereal. 

Read the paper, they have arrested Jo's neighbour in connection to her murder after a weeping woman named him as a suspect on the phone, after the 'Crime Watch' appeal!! 

There is a bit on Jordan Skiing in Switzerland (no doubt while hiding a load of cash from Alex there lol) Dubai's World Islands are sinking (I saw them when I was there a few years back!!) apparently though a spokesman is denying that fact. 
 

Boffins have invented invisible, seamless, knickers, for wearing under the clingiest of clothes! They are to be sold in Debenhams (bet they sell out quick!) 


More Feral Scum, have attacked a frail partly-blind 92yr olds gran Edith Brickhill, kicking her in the head, after punching her to the ground, to steal her purse with £30 in it, she has twice been targeted before by local scum, locals think local yobs, are targeting vulnerable victims, on the estate. We need tough USA style jails, no luxury's in cells & soft sentencing, this just is getting far, FAR too common!

Is This Any Way To Treat A 92 Yr Old!?

I have never been a Tennis fan, but seeing Spain's, Rafael Hadal's Armani underwear pics I have to say!! Helllllloooooooo!!!


Pictures of Amanda Holden looking bloody awful in pink coat & bouffant hair, at Liverpool's 'Britain's Got Talent' auditions, her hair is fine like mine & she has too big a forehead, Not to have a fringe!! 

Not A Good Look Amanda

Finished reading the paper, then continue sorting the back room out while listening to Viva's Top 50 Number One's, Busted came on is it sad that at 46 I still fancy Charlie?? Think it's the Thunderbird like eyebrows on a cute face! 

Charlie

Had a Salmon  Sandwich & Diet Coke, to keep me going as I sorted! Continued until 5.30pm then washed & dried hair, did make-up & wore Jane Normans, black jersey, shirt dress, over wet look leggings & my long flat boots, & put in my Annabelle's wigs, half wig Rachel to add a bit more length & body to my baby fine hair. 

Half Wig Rachel

I tried taking some webcam pics from laptop, to get the settings right, so I could take pics of things to go on eBay, but no matter I did with settings I either looked jaundiced or like a Oompa Loompa as you can see below, also it takes instant pics there is no count down so you can't click, then step back (pretty pointless!!)

 Jaundiced In The Bathroom

 Orange Just Outside Bathroom

 Ginger Outside Bathroom

 Oompa Loompa!!

 Oranges & Lemons!

At 8pm, I set off, Just as Take Me Out was coming on (will have to watch tomorrow if on!!) Just as I was heading off my mobile phone went & I answered immediately, assuming it was Mike, saying "Yeah just heading across now!!" When instead I heard the confused voice of my friend Julie, say "What??" I explained that I was off to meet Mike at Bar 62, & thought she was him calling to see where I was, and then thinking she may of been calling for a chat, or a bit of company, I asked her if she wanted to join us? 

Mike is also friends with Julie too, as she is a great girl. I was sat alone bored until 8.45pm, Mike said he said 8.30pm (But he didn't, I typed what time he said on here, as he rang & even thought "Damn just when Take Me Out is on, shame its not 9pm!!") Had 2 V&T's (Slimline) while waiting & lost the seats I was saving. I had a drink with Mike & Julie arrived looking beautiful & very Marilyn Monroe-ish, at 9.30pm. Had a laugh & a drink & when Julie was at the bar, Mikes friend Called to invite him to a party in Radlet, so we got a bottle of booze & got a taxi to the party. 



There were not that many people there but a nice buffet which I got stuck into, as I was now hungry, some nice veggie, cheese or fish choices & a few cheese cakes & gateau's, Danced a bit in the disco room but was a bit naff, as the DJ was not interacting on the mike, just putting on pre made CD's and wandering off to party himself, so I hope he wasn't being paid for the night!! Got chatting to a Married couple from Hartford She was a Pilate's Instructor & he a Builder, who specialises in flooring these day. 

Had a bit of a laugh chatting to them & then I had a bit of a heart to heart with Julie, who was devastated by her recent relationship break up & I managed to see it from a different perspective & hopefully she is no longer mystified by her Exes behaviour. We left party around 6am dropping Mike off en route & got to mine around 6.45am, had a Decaf coffee & more of a heart to heart with Julie & crashed out in my double bed together, at around 7.30am!! (Calories consumed 1,707)

Sunday, 23rd Jan, Julie & I woke at 10.30am & she said my chat with her last night had really helped! Which is good to hear, I'm glad I could be of some help. I popped to the shop & got a NOTW. It says on the front cover that, Jo's Neighbour has been charged with her murder BLIMEY!! 

I did some sorting at 11.19am Julie Text "Gotta say thanks June. For taking so much time to try to explain things to me.. god makes so much sense now.... feel like I've had a whole awakening. This stuff has been playing on my mind for years! I understand you a lot more now too! X" I replied that I'm glad if I was any help, as I don't like to see her hurting! she replied "Yes amazing help.... feel like I've had a whole awakening  & will help me deal with the hurt as I now understand why he did what he did & his thought process.... feel really sorry for him now x."  I said I forgot to give you your Xmas pressie when you were here, she said "Yeah I had yours in the car too!!" 


Got on the scales I've lost half a pound (Woo even after a party & loads of booze!!) had a bowl of sugar free Alpen, plus a coffee for breakfast, then began putting stuff back in the back room, neck really bad today, don't tell me my little bit of dancing last night, made it worse!! Just over 2 weeks to go before I get some acupuncture!! Think this bloody awful weather adds to my pain too!! My Girlfriend George text me at 11.46am saying "Just watched you on Sky. Your a bloody natural! So funny! You are Looking very good by the way. Speak to you soon. Love George" 

Acting Naturally 

I brushed out some teddy bears, I'd washed in the machine & dried on radiator & put back in back room! Had a packet of Branston Pickle Mini Cheddars & a Diet Coke then put some more soft toys in the wash. Then read the News Of The World, Since it has had a face lift, there seems a lot less News in the NOTW, than there use to be, It use to take me a good few hours to read (excluding sport & travel pages) but it now just takes 30-60mins on average!! 

Liz Hurley is apparently back with Shane Ward. Pictures of Jordan (Katie Price) cavorting with a bevy of hunky Polo Players (lucky girl!) Alex has been ditched by his PR company (I assume it's because they are also Jordan's) as Agent Caroline de Wolf said it was no longer tenable. Meanwhile Kerry is back with the Marine fitness trainer, that she fell for at boot camp, now that he is getting divorced! The bride from this weeks 'Big Fat Gypsy Wedding' is 6 months pregnant, & BB8 twin Samantha is working as a £8 a hr job in Reiss. Continued sorting & then stopped at 6pm, to watch Dancing On Ice.

With Philip Schofield looking like a chocolate dream & Holly like a pretty Milk Maid! The 12 in the final are:- Denise Welch - Sam Attwater - Dominic Cork - Chloe Madeley  - Jeff Brazier - Vanilla Ice - Comedy Dave - Jenifer Matcalfe - Laura Hamilton - Johnson Beharry VC - Kerry Katona - Steven Arnold  

The Competition begins!!

Vanilla Ice & Katie -  Black Top Hat & Tails for him & cute Ivory dress for her. Dancing to (Minni The Moocher) This performance was a change of style & didn't excite me like last weeks!! 

Chloe Madeley  & Michael - Very nice Navy Blue outfits. Dancing to (The Climb) Very confident on ice, good performance, good posturing & seemed more confident, despite the frog lift worrying her! 

Denise Welch & Matt - Pastel Gold OTT Abba outfit's . Dancing to (Gimme, Gimme,Gimme) Another fun routine, not a flattering look, she looked a lot less confident & more unsteady in this routine, than last week!!

Dominic Cork  & Alexander - Gorgeous Acid Yellow Dress, good outfits for them both. Dancing to (Feel)  Good solid performance, looks comfortable on the ice, much improved performance than last week. 

Laura Hamilton & Colin - Lovely Turquoise Blue outfits, cute almost tutu skirt to her dress. Dancing to (All The Lovers) A very good Skater very graceful, lovely performance, he is still a hottie!! I so would!! The only thing going against them, will be the public, like me, not knowing who the hell she is! I think she will be safe this week tho!!

Steven Arnold & Nina -  Saucy Hot Pink & Nude Costumes, he looked quite trim in his outfit, Nina is quirky looking. Dancing to (Rhythm Of The Night) Steven very stiff & awkward, moves nervously, a bit better than before, but I think he will be gone unless, stupid Corrie viewers vote for him, just because they liked his Corrie Character Ashley, but him being so unprofessional as to sleep through his alarm & miss choreography may work against even his Corrie fans!!

Jeff Brazier & Isabelle - Very nice Deep Violet outfits. Dancing to (I Want You Back) He was quite good, good lines, quite fluid movements & but looked less relaxed & confident, this performance, compared to last week. Like his feisty-ness with Jason tho!!

Comedy Dave & Frankie - Nice Razzmatazz Slate Grey outfits. Dancing to (The Way You Look Tonight) Looked pretty steady on ice but still a bit stiff still.  

Jenifer Matcalfe & Sylvian - Lovely Pastel Gold outfits, nice skimpy nymph like dress for her, she definitely still fancys him. Dancing to (California Gurls) good performance, but last week was better, more nervous & unsteady this time round!

Sam Attwater & Brianne - Very lovely Pail Grayish Mauve outfits. Dancing to (Stop & Stare) A Excellent, Exciting, Confident routine, but he unlike the others use to go to ice skating disco's, Good lifts & movement. Safe this week. 

Johnson Beharry VC & Jodie - Pretty Lilac dress for her & shirt & tie for his outfit. Dancing to (I'm into something good!!) Decent consistent performance. Nothing outstanding!

Kerry Katona & Daniel - Lovely Orange outfits. Dancing to (Respect) Surprisingly smooth set, with good graceful posturing, and good lines, but more time being carried or lifted than on the ice skating, once again, the finish was a bit stilted & lacked flow.

Thought Steven Arnold should go if there is any justice, he Denise & Comedy Dave were the worst 3. A hour later the Results are in!!


Kerry - THROUGH Sam - THROUGH Comedy Dave - THROUGH (Lucky) Johnson - THROUGH (Expected) Laura - THROUGH Vanilla Ice - THROUGH Jeff - THROUGH

Jennifer - THROUGH Chloe - THROUGH Denise - THROUGH (By skin of teeth, no doubt due to loose women fans)

Dominic & Steven are in the skate off !! Like I thought over sleeping Steven did himself no favours!! .....Bye Bye Steve!!

 

Then I had another bowl of Alpen & another coffee, Julie called while I watching Dancing On Ice & I was trying to find the remote at the same time, to turn TV down to give her my full attention, with no joy. She said she spoke to her mum & her mum said what I'd said makes sense & she said she thinks she is going to write him a letter, saying how she now can see things from his perspective (maybe I should give more consideration to, becoming a psychologist, I seem to be more help to her, than the one she was seeing, over her breakdown, over her break up!)


Watched the film 'True Romance' then the repeat of the comedy awards which I missed last night, then went to bed at 2am (Calories consumed 912)