After The Sunday Revelations that Xfactor's Katie Waissel's 81yr Gran is a £250 a hour Prostitute, it's obvious some jokes are going to be made, so here are some of mine, that I made up Sunday, I will add more if & when I think of them!!
1) Say what you want about Katie Waissels Hooker Gran, but at least one of them has a FUCKING successful career!!
2) Katie Waissel & her Gran have their knockers!!...... But at least her Gran makes money out of hers!!!
3) Q- Whats the difference between Katie Waissel & her Gran? A- Her Grans FUCKING talented
4) Q- What has Katie Waissel & her Gran got in common? A- in the end Both are hoping to cum 1st!!
5) Q- Why did Katie Waissel get a Pixie Crop? A- To go with her Elf Ears